[Theme music playing]
(Narrator) You're tra vel/ng through another dimension...
A dimension not onl y of sightand sound, but of mind,
a journey into a wondrous land
whose boundaries are tha t of ima Gina tion.
Your next stop, the twilight zone.
[Phone being dialed]
[Clock ticking in background]
(Parrot) Nut.
Hello?
I'd like to speak to Mr. O'Connor, please.
That's correct.
I'd rather not say.
It's rather personal.
Hello, is this Mr. O'Connor?
Mr. O'Connor, you have a man working for you in personnel...
A young man named Alfred Brewster.
That's right... been with you about a year and a half.
The man's a communist.
That's right.
The man's a communist, a menace to our society...
Should be discharged immediately.
Never mind how I know... I know, that's all.
I'm gonna check back with you in a few days,
and if he's not been discharged,
I'm gonna take this whole matter to a superior.
That's correct.
Bye, Mr. O'Connor.
School superintendent, please.
Hello, is this the school superintendent?
Well, this is a concerned citizen,
and this call has to do with a teacher in your employ.
His name is...
Farwell... William j. Farwell...
Teaches at your north end high school.
That's correct.
Well, the man is morally objectionable.
He's a drinker, a carouser, and I have it on good authority
that his relationships with his students
are questionable at best.
He should be discharged immediately.
Well, never mind who this is.
I happen to be giving you facts
and these facts are what is at issue.
Well, you'd best check on him.
That... you most certainly should.
And immediately... That's, that's correct.
[Sighs]
[Moans]
A rather full morning's work, wouldn't you say, Pete?
[Squawks]
Eleven names...
Eleven names.
Of course, it's questionable at best
as to what concrete results we can expect,
but at least, the seeds have been planted;
the opening guns fired; The first attack rendered.
Look at them, look at them out there... the dregs, carrion,
leeohes suck/ng us dry,
carrying evil around with them like cold germs.
Well, we're gonna have to face it sooner or later, Pete.
Phone calls are one thing,
threats and exposures, simply expedients.
Oh, no, Pete, my old friend,
we're going to have to embark
on a much more ambitious course
and it must be today, Pete.
It must be... this afternoon.
4:00, Pete.
That's when we'll make it occur.
We'll make it occur at 4:00.
At that moment, that precise moment,
we shall destroy evil.
This is both my charge and my obligation, Pete,
to destroy evil, and we shall do it at 4:00.
I'm not quite sure of the method yet,
but that will come to me.
That will come to me and assuredly, and it will be a revelation.
It will be the expiration of immorality,
the exordium of the end.
4:00, Pete, that's when we'll make it happen
through whatever form I choose.
Four o'clock.
That's Oliver crangle,
a dealer in petulance and poison.
He's rather arbitrarily chosen 4:00
as his personal gotterdammerung,
and we are about to watch
the metamorphosis of a twisted fanatic,
poisoned by the gangrene of prejudice,
to the status of an avenging angel,
upright and omniscient, dedicated and fearsome.
Whatever your clocks say, it's 4:00...
And wherever you are,
it happens to be the twilight zone.
[Squawks]
[Clock ticking]
[Knocking at door]
Yes, what is it?
(Female voice) There's spec/al deliver y s tuff for you, Mr. Crangle,
well, bring it in... The door's not locked.
Something else was there, Mrs. Williams?
Something else?
No, nothing else.
No thing El se, Mr. Orangl e.
You sure get enough mail, anywa y.
Somebody would think
you was running some sort of a mail-order business.
What I do is none of your concern.
I pay my rent on time and I mind my own business.
You should learn a respect for privacy.
[Aghasfl well, I...
Well, I nev...!
"Well, I...! Well, I...!"
Have you any more pertinent remarks?
If not, then I would be grateful if you left me alone.
I have a great deal of work to do.
I can believe that.
You should, Mrs. Williams.
You may thank me one day.
That is... assuming you're around,
and assuming you retain a capacity for appreciation.
And what's that supposed to mean...
"Assuming I'll be around"?
Are you threatening me, Mr. Crangle?
My dear lady, I don't threaten people.
I compile them.
I compile them and I... Investigate them...
Analyze them.
Then I categorize them,
and I judge them.
If they're impure and evil,
then they must be punished.
If, on the other hand,
they're simply misled or naive
or unsophisticated,
then I point out to them the right way.
Oh, is that...?
What I mean is,
is that what you do for a living, I mean?
Indeed.
Here.
"Mrs. Chloe Williams, age 54, widow;
"married to John alistair Williams;
"political affiliation: None;
"husband's political affiliation: None;
"evidences of subversion: None;
"negative personality traits: Curiosity...
Ignorance."
That is merely a preliminary report,
Mrs. Williams.
The research in depth on you
is in that master file over there.
(Bird) Nut.
[Cackles]
All rested up, are you, Pete?
Had your little nap?
[Squawks]
Tha t's good, my young man.
We're gonna ha ve an exciting afternoon.
Things are gonna happen a t 4:00.
Indeed they will.
What's gonna happen at 4:00?
What's going to happen indeed?
Why, at 4:00, we're going to expose evil...
Strip it bare, push it out into the light
dissect it, pinpoint it,
eliminate it, exorcise it,
denude it, destroy it!
Oh!
Something else, was there,
Mrs. Williams?
Uh... uh, no, no, nothing else.
I'm looking for a Mr. Crangle.
I was told he lives here.
With avengeance he lives here.
He lives right up there. That's where he lives.
But I tell you, young woman,
I wouldn't go in there without police protection.
That man's got a leak in his attic
amile wide.
Mr. Crangle?
Mr. Crangle!
Well?
My name is Lucas.
I was wondering
if you would speak with me for a moment.
Lucas... Lucas...
Ah! Kurt j. Lucas, age 27,
intern, east side hospital?
That's my husband.
Is he indeed?
Well, now, your husband, you say.
Come in, come in, come in.
Please.
Now...
What about your husband?
Why, Mr. Crangle,
why are you trying to hurt him?
What has he ever done to you?
To me?
Why, nothing to me.
That is, nothing personally.
I don't know your husband.
I know ofhim.
I know of his background, but we've never met.
He's a stranger then to you, isn't he?
He's a perfect stranger?
A stranger, yes!
But not a perfect stranger.
As a matter of fact, your husband, Mrs. Lucas,
happens to be most... imperfect.
And when you observe
that he has done nothing to me,
let me hasten to illuminate you on this.
He has done a lot against society.
My husband, for your information,
is a dedicated young doctor.
He has only one abiding interest in life
and that is to heal, to stop pain.
[Shouting] And to kill!
That's his other abiding interest,
that you have conveniently skipped.
L-u... I-u-c... here we are.
"Lucas,
"Kurt j., m.D., seoond-year intern
east side hospital."
These facts came to my attention.
"On the night of march 12,1961,
"while serving in the emergency ward
"he permitted the death of one Mrs. Angela rienti
"b y fail ing to rel/eve pressure
"aooumula Ted as a resul t of a bra/n injury
sustained in a traffic accident."
It was too la te...
He got to her too late.
He was taking care of half a ward that night,
when he got to the woman, she was already dead.
He should've gotten to her earlier.
That's about the size of it, Mrs. Lucas.
By what right, I must ask you, Mr. Crangle,
by what right do you presume
to pass judgment on my husband?
You're not even a medical man.
You don't know a thing about it
and yet you write letters to the hospital,
dozens of letters,
accusing my husband of being a murderer!
You're a filthy, miserable...
Tell me...
Have they discharged your husband yet?
I've been expecting it momentarily.
They have not.
It would take more than letter writing
from a crank to make that happen.
Your husband is an evil man!
I will not put up with evil in any form...
Communists, subversives, thieves, harlots...
Evil, all of them,
and I will not countenance evil. Hear me?
I will absolutely not countenance evil.
Hmm.
You're probably unaware of it, Mr. Crangle,
but my husband is a very sensitive man.
The people at the hospital told him
to overlook the letters,
forget about them,
but they're killing him.
Tell me, Mr. Crangle, why...
Why do you do it?
Why?!
Why?
You ask me why?
Why, because they're evil.
That's it.
There's nothing complicated about that.
They're evil...
All those little bugs out there... bacteria.
Tha t's what? t theyare.
Tha t's what? t your husband is...
Ba o teria.
Those little...
[Laughs wildly]
Tha t's I t!
Tha t's precisel y it!
Tha t's what? t I'll do.
I knew I would get the clue.
I said "little people."
Do you understand: "Little people"?
That's what I'll do...
I'll turn all the evil people into little ones.
[Cackles]
You understand?
I'll make every evil man three...
No, two... two feet tall.
[Cackles]
At 4:00 in the afternoon,
at precisely 4:00,
every evil man and woman
will be exactly two feet tall.
[Cackles]
A revelation... An absolute revelation.
They'll all be two feet tall!
[Ticking]
(Orang/e) "It is ra ther for us to be ded/ca Ted
to the great task remaining before us."
"All men are created equal."
( Stepping loud/ y )
We have a visitor coming, Pete.
(Orang/e) Come in!
Come in, come in.
I'm Oliver crangle.
I'm the one who called.
My name is hall, Mr. Crangle
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Our office had a call from you...
Indeed, indeed, indeed, I placed the call.
Please, please, sit down.
Now, I called you here
because I felt that the f.B.I. Should know.
Ialso notified the police
and the... the fire departments.
I even had a call in to Washington,
although that call probably won't even go through.
It's my understanding
that the reds are in complete control
in Washington now.
They've probably taken over the switchboard, too.
The reds, Mr. Crangle?
Oh, yes, the reds.
And it's a complete conspiracy, you know.
All the evil people of the world have banded together...
Communists, subversives, thieves...
It'sa total, complete worldwide conspiracy.
Now, Mr. Crangle, on the phone you said
that you had some sort of plan...
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
tha t'll all take place a t 4:00.
Now, you see, Mr. Hall,
I have spent many years doing this kind of work.
I've made a complete study of evil.
Oh, yes, I made a study of it.
I listen to the radio.
I watch television.
I cut out newspaper clippings.
I write letters to employers,
make phone calls late at night.
There's the most efficient method, right there.
Calling these terrible people constantly late at night,
waking them up...
Waking them up, speaking my charges and then hanging up.
Very frus tra ting for them.
Yes, I'll bet.
Oh, yes, indeed.
You know, they go out of their mind with fury.
They don't like to be woken up late at night,
I can assure you.
Who does, Mr. Crangle?
With these people, it's absolutely necessary.
But to the point, Mr. Hall, to the point.
It is now... 3:27.
In exactly 33 minutes,
all the evil people in the world
will become half...
No, a third their present size.
All the uncaught murderers
and the tyrants,
all the bullies and the wrongdoers...
All of them, every one.
Nut.
Well, what do you think of it, Mr. Hall?
Mr. Crangle, how do you go about doing this...
Shrinking people?
Why, I... I merely will it.
That's all.
Now in the past, several other methods had occurred to me
to stop evil from spreading.
How does evil spread?
Hmm?
B y publ ic transport.
So I had it in mind
that I might take the stiffness...
Out of airplane propellers.
You understand?
Props hanging limp...
Like empty banana skin.
Then it occurred to me that I might change
all the wheels in the world from round to square.
Or perhaps triangular.
So they'd stub in the asphalt
and stop them.
Mr. Crangle...
This... you know, Mr. Hall, this is hard to believe.
This idea just occurred to me... about the change in size...
Just a short while ago.
Some benighted woman was in here
and she inadvertently gave me the idea...
Turn all the evil people into two feet tall.
Now what could be simpler?
Think of it.
Think of ho w inefficient
this would make them.
Why, they couldn't handle delicate scientific instruments,
adding machines, typewriters or telephone dials.
Why, soon enough, they'd be extinct, like dinosaurs.
[Laughing]
Nut.
Mr. Crangle...
Yes?
I'd like to ask you a question, sir.
I hope you won't take offense at it.
Oh, no, no, please, go on.
Have you ever had any psychiatric help?
What?
Psychiatric help.
Mr. Crangle, you don't seem rational to me.
I... I think you've developed some kind of obsession here.
I think you need some help.
Help? I need...
Why should I need help?
I'm not evil.
I'm very sorry, Mr. Crangle,
but there doesn't seem very much we can do about this.
What do you mean?
Why, the law enforcement agencies
are gonna have round-the-clock schedules.
Don't you realize
how many evil people you'll be able to find?
Why, they'll be all over the sidewalks,
all over the streets!
You'll have to build more jails,
more electric chairs, gallows.
Well, what about it, Mr. Hall?
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothing, Mr. Crangle, not a thing.
Mr. Crangle, we have something in this country
which makes all of that stuff quite unnecessary.
What's that?
It's the law, Mr. Crangle, we have the law.
Now, we like people's help
and their support, their cooperation,
but interference is quite another matter.
Oh, I get it now.
I understand.
I understand perfectly.
Why, I was an idiot
not to have realized it sooner.
Of course.
Of course you people have gotten into the f.B.I.!
It stands to reason.
Why, you... you've infiltrated every place.
Let me tell you something, Mr. Hall,
let me tell you something.
Enjoy yourself for the next 15 or 20 minutes,
you better enjoy yourself to the utmost,
because you're gonna be two feet tall!
Two feet tall, Mr. Hall,
that's what you're going to be!
Two feet tall, do you hear me?
You and all the rest of them...
All of the evil people.
They're gonna be two feet tall!
Nut.
[Squawking]
Oh, judgment day.
Judgment day... is upon us.
Won't be long now.
You... 4:00.
You... evil...!
Evil!
[Ticking]
It's happening, Pete.
It's happening right now.
Everyone, all the evil ones...
They're all turning into tiny little gnomes.
Nut.
Certainly, Peter.
This is kind of a celebration.
[Screams]
Nut.
(Narrator) A t 4:00, an evil man made his bed, and la yin it,
a pot called a kettle black,
a stone thrower broke the windows of his glass house.
You look for this one under "f" for "fana tic"
and "j" for "justice," in the twilight zone.
(Male presenter) Rod serl/ng, orea Tor of the twilight zone,
will tell you about next week's story
after this message.
And now, Mr. Serling.
As it happens to all men,
a newcomer takes his first step
into the twilight zone next week
when Mr. Andy devine joins us
for a show called hocus-pocus and frisby.
He plays the role of a storekeeper
of th e cracker-barrel variety,
who stretches the truth like most people pull on Taffy.
This one is for laughs
and for the congenital liars amongst you.
Next week, Mr. Andy devine...
Hocus-pocus and frisb y.
(Male voice) Red cross looks to you for help.
(Female voice) When you help, we can help.