1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,629 [Theme music playing] 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,387 (Narrator) You're tra vel/ng through another dimension... 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,682 A dimension not onl y of sightand sound, but of mind, 4 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,643 a journey into a wondrous land 5 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,187 whose boundaries are tha t of ima Gina tion. 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,065 Your next stop, the twilight zone. 7 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,882 He ain't here yet. 8 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,926 He'll be along. 9 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:55,597 He knows what's waiting for him here. 10 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,724 He knows he's gonna get shot. 11 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,602 No question about that. 12 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:04,147 I think I hear him coming now. 13 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,488 [Jazz music playing loud/ y on radio] 14 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,790 [Music stops] 15 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,458 Well, it's about time. 16 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,295 You're an hour and 15 minutes late, rance. 17 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,255 Sy, sy, sy, don't start that. 18 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,090 You know how emotional scenes 19 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,800 upset me before we shoot. Ah! 20 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,760 Now, don't get upset, rance, 21 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,429 [whinnys] 22 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,306 What do you say we get started? 23 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,807 All right, all right. 24 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,976 This is scene 71. Got your script? 25 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,394 Read it to me. 26 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,895 Come on, Tommy, let's go. 27 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,272 Huh? Oh, sorry. 28 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,857 It's the interior, saloon 29 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,151 cover shot of three bad men at bar. 30 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,737 Rance mcgrew enters, he walks to bar, 31 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,780 he glances sideways left and right. 32 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,240 "Left and right." 33 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,159 You think my head is on a swivel? 34 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,786 Listen, sy, when a cowboy walks into a bar, 35 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,706 he walks straight to the other end of the room, 36 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,626 then he takes his drink and looks at that, 37 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,044 then looks straight ahead. 38 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,795 He doesn't look left and right. 39 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,798 All right, rance, we'll shoot it your way... 40 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,425 Any way you want. 41 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,760 Now, can we begin? 42 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,887 In a minute, in a minute. 43 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,847 My stomach is killing me. 44 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:24,895 These scenes, these miserable emotional scenes. 45 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,690 All right, laddies, let's get this one this time. 46 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,484 This is scene 71. 47 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,820 It's a cover shot of rance entering the saloon. 48 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,782 Now, let's get with it, fellas, please. 49 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,283 We're way behind. 50 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:43,997 Second team out. The star is here. 51 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,874 (Narrator) Some 100-odd years ago, 52 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,710 a motley collection of tough moustaches 53 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,587 galloped across the west 54 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,298 and left behind a raft of legends and legerdemains. 55 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,300 And it seems a reasonable conjecture 56 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,345 that if there are any television sets up in cowboy heaven 57 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,889 any one of these rough and woolly nail-eaters could see 58 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,766 with what careless aban Don 59 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,893 their names and exploits are being bandied about, 60 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,604 they're very likely turning over in their graves... 61 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,523 Or worse, getting out of them. 62 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,483 Which gives you a clue 63 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,503 as to the proceedings that will begin in just a moment 64 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,986 when one Mr. Rance mcgrew, 65 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,155 a 3,000-buck-a-week phony baloney, 66 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,534 discovers that this week's current edition of make-believe 67 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,369 is being shot on location 68 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:27,207 and that location is the tw/I/ghtzone. 69 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,629 [Murmur of voices] 70 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,717 An inch more. 71 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:50,397 Six-gun... 72 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,523 [Gasps] 73 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,545 Dress it up. 74 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,755 We'll wait 75 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,214 for the new glass. 76 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,972 You win. 77 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,016 (Sy) You ready out there, rance? 78 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,225 (Rance) Yes. 79 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,560 All right. Act/on. 80 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,209 Rotgut whiskey. 81 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,298 [Glass breaking] 82 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,176 All right, wise guy. 83 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,136 Cut. 84 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,472 He put English on that, he deliberately made it curve. 85 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,642 An English on a bottle? 86 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,143 Guy needs a catcher's mitt. 87 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,687 All right, let's try it again. 88 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,397 From the bottle. 89 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,317 All right, positions, please. 90 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,028 Scene 71... again. 91 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,280 [Clearing throats] 92 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,824 Action. 93 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,655 Guess you boys know I'm the marshal. 94 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,740 We heard tell. 95 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,158 We heard tell. 96 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,077 I guess you know that I know 97 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,538 that Jesse James is on his way here looking for me. 98 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,206 I know that, too. 99 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,125 Likewise. 100 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,228 There's something else I know that you don't know... 101 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:22,048 That you don't know that I know that you know Jesse James. 102 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,926 You tell him I'm gonna be here waiting. 103 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,970 I'll be right here waiting. 104 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,889 (Male voice) Now, we hear the horse r/de up, 105 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,974 he stops, he dismounts, 106 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,309 he appears on the porch. 107 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,727 Figured I'd bluffed you. 108 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,896 Here already, ain't he? 109 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,105 Marshal, marshal, please. 110 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,565 No killing in here. 111 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,400 Oh, I ain't aiming to kill him. 112 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,861 Just gonna maim him a little bit. 113 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,071 Just gonna pick off his pinkie. 114 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,240 Jesse ain't gonna take kindly to that. 115 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,998 [Sucks teeth] 116 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,751 Cut. [Sighs] 117 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,003 All right, we'll bring in Jesse here. 118 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,296 Ready, Jesse? 119 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,464 (Jesse) Yes. 120 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,590 Action. 121 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,728 Marshal mcgrew, ain't it? 122 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,359 Yip. 123 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:29,282 You're about to breathe your last, marshal. 124 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,450 [Gunshofl 125 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:47,300 Can't win 'em all. 126 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,302 [Laughing] 127 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,643 [Laughing] 128 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,730 [Sobbing] 129 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,358 All right, Jesse, 130 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,193 this is it... 131 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,987 You and me, 132 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,113 man to man. 133 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,246 Stuntman! 134 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,330 Okay. 135 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,044 Stuntman! Stuntman! 136 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,009 Stuntman. 137 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,105 All right, cut and print it. 138 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,361 Good show, really good show. 139 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,113 Thanks a lot, Mr. Mcgrew. 140 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,366 All right, boys, this is the death scene. 141 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,577 Rance, in the bar. 142 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,537 Jesse lies over there. 143 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,789 Rance thinks that he's unconscious. 144 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,042 Jesse takes a gun up off the floor 145 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,626 and fires at rance's back. 146 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,794 At his back? 147 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,504 That's right. 148 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,923 Now, look, sy, I don't want to fight you 149 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,384 but that's not how Jesse James used to operate. 150 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,304 In everything I read about the guy, he fought pretty fair. 151 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,181 Can't I yell something? 152 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,059 Oh, that's thinking, that's real creative thinking... 153 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,937 Warn the fastest gun in the west that he's about to be shot. 154 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,565 Look, when you're up against rance mcgrew 155 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,068 you play it dirty, or you play it dead. 156 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,070 Now, stop arguing and get on with it. 157 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,529 This is cola. 158 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,490 I told you I wanted ginger ale. 159 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,533 It's got to look like whiskey. 160 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,995 Sy, either straighten this oaf out or fire him. 161 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:43,750 Mr. Mcgrew wants ginger ale. 162 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,127 Okay, ginger ale. 163 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,505 Your head against the bar, feet out here. 164 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 I don't care what he says. 165 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,592 Jesse James wouldn't shoot anybody in the back. 166 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,136 Yeah, but rance mcgrew would. 167 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,347 Let's get with it. 168 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,140 Scene 93, take one. 169 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,811 And, rance, baby, easy on the mirror. 170 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,942 (Sy) A c t/on! 171 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,787 [Player piano begins playing] 172 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,498 [Gasping] Why, you stupid clod, this is whiskey! 173 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,083 This is real whisk...! 174 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,512 Marshal, marshal... 175 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,013 Jesse's gunning for you. 176 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,390 He's coming right now. 177 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,891 Why, you cementhead, 178 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,311 he already came in in scene 73. 179 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:49,190 I'm gonna call my agent, and this time he'd better be in. 180 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:55,238 [Footsteps approach slowly, then stop] 181 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,705 They call me Jesse James... 182 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,374 The real Jesse James 183 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:10,670 not that side of pork that's been playacting me. 184 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,506 Cut? 185 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,341 Cut! 186 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,344 Shouldn't we cut? 187 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,097 For Pete's sake, somebody... 188 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,225 Let's cut! 189 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,653 I'd be looking for the marshal. 190 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,488 Fella named mcgrew. 191 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,240 Rance mcgrew. 192 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,869 Thataway. 193 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,787 You wouldn't be him, huh? 194 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,048 Where's the fella who loaned me this vest? 195 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,925 Marshal, I think maybe you and me 196 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,509 better have a little talk. 197 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,261 Maybe a long talk, maybe a short talk, 198 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,055 but a talk. 199 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,432 You're supposed to be tough. 200 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,267 You don't look so tough to me. 201 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,852 You know what you look like? 202 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,355 Well, I haven't been too well lately. 203 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,066 You look kind of like a marshmallow. 204 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,609 Mm. Mm. 205 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,319 Don't that rile you none? 206 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,571 [Grunts] 207 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,615 Come on, marshal. 208 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,408 First we'll have a drink. 209 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,785 Then we'll have a talk. 210 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,453 Then we'll have a showdown. 211 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,081 Two whiskeys. Just leave the bottles. 212 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,605 Marshmallow. 213 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,573 [Chuckles] 214 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:49,996 You don't do nothing very well, do you, Mr. Mcgrew? 215 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,623 [Coughs] 216 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,834 Don't that rile you none? 217 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,771 You're the most even-tempered dude 218 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,838 I ever did meet. 219 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,507 However... 220 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:05,261 I got no time to be social, marshal. 221 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,348 It's time you and me come to a meeting of the minds. 222 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:16,189 Why do you suppose they're all taking cover, marshal? 223 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,608 Closing time? 224 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,694 Yes... yes, it's curfew. 225 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,529 Well, good-bye, Jesse, 226 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,240 and it's been really very nice meeting you. 227 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,117 Marshal! 228 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,078 Just hold it right there. 229 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,539 Hmm? 230 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,042 You wasn't leavin', was you, marshal? 231 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,754 I mean, you wasn't just gonna walk out, was you? 232 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,547 No, no, no, ijust, uh... 233 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:45,760 Wanted to see if it was gonna rain. 234 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,637 No, not gonna rain. 235 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,138 I thought you was playing 236 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,598 some kind of trick on me. 237 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,475 Like the time that bad guy 238 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,143 had you covered in the back 239 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,562 and you went through the swinging doors 240 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,356 and swung one door back 241 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,066 and knocked the gun out of his hand. 242 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,276 Yes, that was the first show last season. 243 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,120 Or when those rustlers were collected in here 244 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,530 waiting to bushwhack you. 245 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,853 Ten or eleven of 'em wasn't it? 246 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,242 Uh, 13. 247 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,744 I got nominated for an Emmy on that one. 248 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,246 Oh, I'll bet you did. [Chuckles] 249 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,206 I just bet you did. 250 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,793 Folks couldn't help but admire a man of your talents. 251 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,795 [Laughing maniacally] 252 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,464 [Laughing nervous/ y] 253 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,008 You know, the thing of it is, marshal, 254 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,136 thing of it is... 255 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:34,517 I don't believe you ever fired a real gun in your life, did ya? 256 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,270 Did you ever hit a man in anger 257 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,147 or get hit in anger yourself? 258 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,190 Tell me true, do you ever ride a horse? 259 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,943 On... on occasion. 260 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:49,323 So you don't shoot, you don't ride and you don't fight. 261 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,117 You just strut around 262 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,494 wearing a phony badge going through the motions 263 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,204 of killing off fellows like me. 264 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,706 Now, I wouldn't say that. 265 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,374 Now, last... last year, 266 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,126 we had one script 267 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,462 in which one of the Dalton boys went free. 268 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,963 He told me about it. 269 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,715 He also told how you captured him. 270 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,176 You jumped 800 feet off a cliff 271 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,180 and landed on the back of his horse when he wasn't looking. 272 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,141 Come on, did you ever jump 800 feet off a cliff 273 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,477 and land on a man's horse? 274 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,354 Heights... heights make me... 275 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,647 Ill. 276 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,983 Tha t figures. 277 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027 We had a meeting up there... 278 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,529 Me, my brother frank, the Dalton boys, 279 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,906 Sam starr, bill y the kid, 280 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,240 quitea few others. 281 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,075 And the consensus was 282 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,745 that you wasn't doing a thing for our good names. 283 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,246 So we had a little election 284 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,831 and they chose me to come down here 285 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,541 and maybe take a little of the shine 286 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,625 off your pants. 287 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,668 How's that? 288 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,003 Don't you get it? 289 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,713 We see you week after week 290 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,840 killing off this guy and that guy, 291 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,676 capturing that bushwhacker and that rustler. 292 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,345 But all the time winning. 293 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,222 Man, you just don't lose. 294 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,516 You are the "winninges t" fell o w 295 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,851 to ever come down the pike. 296 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:03,105 So me and my friends, we figured that maybe just once 297 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,149 you ought to lose. 298 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,568 Mm-hmm, yes, yes, I can see that, that's a very good idea 299 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,238 and I will take that up with the producer. 300 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,949 I don't think there'll be time to take it up 301 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,785 because mister, you're going to lose right now. 302 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,453 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do: 303 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,622 I'm going to be square with you... 304 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,708 A lot squarer than you ever been with any of us. 305 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,544 Face-to-face, and no, uh... 306 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,629 What do you call them, stuntmen? 307 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,631 Out on the street, you and me... 308 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,967 You coming down one side of the street, 309 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,635 me coming down the other. 310 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,470 But that... that's been done. 311 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,389 Didn't you see gunfightat red rock? 312 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,598 Lousy. 313 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,724 You didn't like it? 314 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,059 Let's go, marshal. 315 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274 Now, you come around this corner, 316 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,484 and I'll come around that corner. 317 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,653 I'll let you make the first move. 318 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,738 Nothing could be fairer, could it? 319 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,365 Oh, my, no, no indeed. 320 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,450 Well, shall we say tomorrow afternoon? 321 00:17:56,534 --> 00:18:00,329 This afternoon... now. 322 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,582 Why does it have to be this afternoon? 323 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,625 Could have been tomorrow afternoon. 324 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,294 Rush, rush, rush. 325 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,088 Rush, rush, rush, that's all anybody knows 326 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,715 is rush, rush, rush. 327 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,686 Marshal? 328 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:32,695 Where are you, marshal? 329 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,863 Come on out, marshal! 330 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,494 Come on out, marshal. 331 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,954 Marshal, where are you? 332 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,045 Come on, marshal. 333 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,222 Marshal, I'm going to count to five, 334 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,266 then we're both going to draw. 335 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,018 One... 336 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,395 This is ridiculous, it's never done this way. 337 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,938 Two... 338 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,649 I didn't even want to do the series. 339 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,792 I just did it because of the residuals. 340 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,735 Three... 341 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,879 And the fact that they were gonna let me use my own name 342 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,071 as the character. 343 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,781 Four... 344 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,741 I suppose you know I have an aging mother 345 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,869 and millions of fans all over this country, 346 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,788 and they're going to hate you for this. 347 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,082 And a lot of them are just like my old mother. 348 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,876 You're killing an American institution! 349 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,086 Five. 350 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,671 Stuntman! Stuntman! 351 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,797 Reach, marshal. 352 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,892 Just like I figured... 353 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,435 This guy couldn't outdra wa cra yon. 354 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,020 Give me a break, will you, Jesse? 355 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,689 Jesse, give me a break. 356 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,691 I'm too young to die. 357 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,401 I'll do anything you say, Jesse, 358 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,195 I'll do anything, just give me a break. 359 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,447 You say you got nominated for an Emmy? 360 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,408 Two, two. 361 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,368 You can'tact any better than you can draw. 362 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,912 Jesse, Jesse, I'll do anything, just give me a break. 363 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,958 I'll do anything you say, you, you, you just name it. 364 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,292 [Cocks] Anything? 365 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,629 You just name it. 366 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,800 Maybe you and me ain't too far away from a bargain. 367 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,928 I don't know exactly what it is I want, 368 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,056 but I'll sure think about it some. 369 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,225 You're not going to shoot me down? 370 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,811 Nope. 371 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,313 Tell you what I will do. 372 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,315 I'm gonna stick around 373 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,610 make sure that you have to play it careful from now on. 374 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,158 We may be stiffs up there... 375 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,617 But we're sensitive. 376 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,124 Jesse? 377 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,131 Jesse! 378 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,340 Jesse? 379 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,760 [Glass breaks] 380 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,596 It isn't whiskey, Mr. Mcgrew, 381 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:08,267 it's ginger ale, just like you ordered. 382 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,103 You all right, rance? 383 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:14,523 Yes, yes, I'm... I'm all right. 384 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,108 Where'd you all go? 385 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,486 Where'd we go? We didn't go anywhere. 386 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,488 You sure you're all right? 387 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,198 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 388 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,699 (Sy) Let's get this sho 7 no w. 389 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,034 Jesse's on the floor. 390 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,660 You think he's unconscious. 391 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,412 He tries to get you in the back. 392 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,289 Somebody wants to talk to you, Mr. Mcgrew. 393 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,708 He's about to shoot a scene. 394 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,835 Says he's rance's agent. 395 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,545 My agent? 396 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,231 I don't know what the chain of command is, 397 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,715 so go out and talk to him. 398 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,008 Find out what it is he wants 399 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,468 what it is you want 400 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,011 and what it is we can shoot. 401 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,356 Howdy, marshal. 402 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,942 [Whinnys] 403 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,533 You said "anything," 404 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,326 and "anything" is the following: 405 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,328 I'm gonna stick around from picture to picture 406 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,705 to make sure you don't hurt no more feelings. 407 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,207 Now, in this scene, 408 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,084 Jesse don't shoot you in the back. 409 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,253 He's lost blood, he's weak as tea, 410 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,171 but he can still get on his feet, 411 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,714 knock you through that window 412 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:21,924 and make his getaway. 413 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,759 Is that understood? 414 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,011 He knocked me, rance mcgrew, through a window?! 415 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,263 Why, it's, it's... 416 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,401 (Rance) Sy? 417 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,027 (Sy) Yea h? 418 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,405 Sy, uh, I have a grea t idea 419 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,533 for something I think might be a fun shot. Uh... 420 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,287 Wha t?! 421 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,247 Are you out of your mind? 422 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,957 Jesse does what? t? 423 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,043 Oh, rance... 424 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,545 All right. 425 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,547 Scene 93, take two. 426 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,923 A ction. 427 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,888 [Horse snorts] 428 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,056 Now, that was just fine. 429 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,434 Now, about next week's episode 430 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,227 the one where you knock the gun 431 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,021 out of Billy the kid's hand 432 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,315 from a fourth-story window a half a block away 433 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,983 with the base of a lamp. 434 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,234 No good, huh? 435 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,527 It stinks. 436 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,820 The way I see it is this: 437 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,115 Now, Billy, he hears you, 438 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,743 and he whirls around, 439 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,579 and he fires from the hip, 440 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:37,041 and he shoots the lamp right out of your hand. 441 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,712 Now, in two weeks, 442 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,547 I think we ought to give Sam starr a break. 443 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,467 He's a real nice fella... Awful good to his mother. 444 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,095 Haw! 445 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,073 (Narrator) The evolution of the so-oalled adul t western 446 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,433 and the metamorphosis of one rance mcgrew, 447 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,102 formerl y phony bal oney, now upright citizen 448 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,271 with a preoccupa tion with all things 449 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:03,442 involving tradition, truth and cowpoke predecessors. 450 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,445 It's the way the cookie crumbles and the six-gun shoots 451 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,072 in the twilight zone. 452 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,038 (Male presenter) Rod serl/ng, orea Tor of the twilight zone, 453 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,290 will tell you about next week's story 454 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,500 after this message. 455 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,337 And now, Mr. Serling. 456 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,506 For all of us, even the most young at heart, 457 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,633 I suppose there's a little kernel of want 458 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,802 having to do with reliving childhood... 459 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,929 That grand and glorious moment in time 460 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,306 when the biggest guy around is the patrol boy. 461 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,309 Next week on the twilight zone, this moment is recaptured 462 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,521 in George Clayton Johnson's exceptionally sensitive story 463 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,398 called kick the can. 464 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,818 It costars Mr. Ernest truex and Mr. Russell Collins. 465 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,237 If the tobaccos in a cigarette are good enough, 466 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,239 they alone will give mellow richness 467 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,782 and satisfactory mildness. 468 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,993 Try chesterfields and you'll discover 469 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,579 21 great tobaccos make 20 wonderful smokes. 470 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,279 (James) This is James arness. 471 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,448 You know, it's onl ya short hop 472 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,867 from the twilight zone to dodge city and gunsmoke. 473 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,750 Sa turda y nights over most of these stations.