1 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:12,346 You're tra vel/ng through another dimension, 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,891 a dimension not onl y of sightand sound, but of mind. 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,726 A journey into a wondrous land 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,645 whose boundaries are tha t of ima Gina t/on. 5 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,313 Tha t's the s/gnpost up ahead. 6 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,232 Your next stop, the twilight zone. 7 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,863 Uniouel yamerioan institution known as the neighborhood bar. 8 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:33,617 Reading left to right are Mr. Anthony o'tool e, proprietor, 9 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,286 who waters his drinks like geran/ums 10 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,747 but who stands four-square for peace and quiet 11 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,958 and for booths for ladles. 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,794 This is Mr. Joseph j. Callahan, an unreg/stered book/e, 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,796 whose entire life is any sporting event 14 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,881 with two sides and a set of odds. 15 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,634 His idea of a meeting a t the summit is any dial og 16 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:54,221 between a ca toher and a p/toher with more than one man on base. 17 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,641 And this an/ma Ted cit/zen is everyanonymous bettor 18 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,851 who ever dropped rent money 19 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:02,479 ona horse race or prize fight or a floating crap game 20 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,232 and who took out his frus tra t/ons and his insol venoy 21 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,985 on any vulnerable fellow barstool companion 22 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,404 with/n arm's and f/st's reach. 23 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:14,241 And this is Mr. Luther dingle, a vacuum cleaner salesman 24 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,076 whose volume of business is roughl y tha t 25 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,704 of a valetata hobo convention. 26 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,582 He's a consumma te fail ure in almost everything 27 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,668 but is a good I/stener and has a prom/nent ja w. 28 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,169 Don't give me that, Callahan. 29 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,672 I don't pay off on a bum call. 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,841 Three umpires call the man out. 31 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,217 I call the man out. 32 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,053 60,000 fans call the man out. 33 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:38,348 The final score was Pittsburgh 3, Dodgers nothing. 34 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,225 You and I got an even bet, pal. 35 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,245 I happened to have the pirates. You got the Dodgers. 36 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,521 So you owe me five dollars. 37 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,232 The ball was foul when it hit him 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,192 so instead of an out, it was a foul ball. 39 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,379 So who's to say there wouldn't have been a man on base? 40 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,614 And when pignatano got a single a run would have scored. 41 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,866 And like that. And furthermore, Callahan, 42 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,869 you're nothing but a cheating insult to the American bookie. 43 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:05,042 Oh, yeah? I'll give you five seconds to take back that innuendo. 44 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,086 Callahan, I told you once before already. 45 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,880 You start another brawl in here 46 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,548 and I'm gonna fix that mouth of yours 47 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,300 so any future drinking you'll do 48 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,023 is gonna be through a tube stuck in avein. 49 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:18,221 Me? Why me? Tell it to the troublemaker. 50 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,223 The number-one wel Cher 51 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,392 of all the western sta tes sitting over here. 52 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,187 His father owes my father from the second dempsey-tunney fight. 53 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,813 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? 54 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,899 Mainly on account of it was a bum call. 55 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,321 Hey, buddy, did you see the tunney fight? 56 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,049 You remember the referee with the long count? 57 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,949 The guy was knocked clear out of the ring. 58 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,510 You could have gone up in the stands, got a can of beer 59 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,911 engaged in a little conversation, 60 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,663 come back, sit down in your seat 61 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,557 and the referee still wasn't finished counting. 62 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,999 Now, I ask you, how about that? 63 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,793 I ask you, how about it? 64 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:48,960 Me? 65 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,587 Yeah, yeah, you. 66 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,964 Did you watch the game on TV last night? 67 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,591 You talk about bum calls. 68 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,718 Duke snider was up in the ninth inning. 69 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,488 Two men were out. Howard and moon were on first and second. 70 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,152 And this umpire with no pupils in his eyes 71 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,349 calls a foul ball an out. Did you see it? 72 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,309 Yes, as a matter of fact 73 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,103 I did watch the game on television. 74 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,605 Exceptional defensive play, exceptional. 75 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,108 Abner d-d-doubleday would have been proud. 76 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,318 Never mind about abner doubleda y. 77 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,278 I'm willing to leave it up to you. 78 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,365 Was it a foul ball or was it an out? 79 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,827 It appears to me that the ball fell into fair territory 80 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,704 and therefore when striking the ground 81 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,622 and hitting the batter, 82 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,706 the rules very definitely state the batter was out. 83 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,960 You asked the man, you got an answer. 84 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,712 Of course you realize, pal 85 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,880 that you're calling me a liar. 86 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,341 Now, I'm not an unreasonable man 87 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,301 so I'm going to give you one more chance. 88 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,220 Was it a foul ball... 89 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,763 Or was it an out? 90 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,057 Well, it's my considered opinion... 91 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,730 How's come you got to always be hitting dingle? 92 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,653 You hit him last week, you him the week before. 93 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,233 A man can only stand so much. 94 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,235 I'm tired of this guy contradicting me. 95 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,737 And when a guy calls me a liar, 96 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,964 there's my honor to be considered. 97 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,406 Your honor? 98 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,824 You've got nothing in line in you 99 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,242 from the bottom of your arches 100 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,744 to where you part your hair... 101 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:04,971 Which is pretty tough to find. 102 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,621 And when you die, 103 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,265 they'll have to screw you in the ground. 104 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,083 Am I crooked? 105 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:13,211 You got to believe me. Am I crooked? 106 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,172 Dingle, dingle, for once... 107 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,175 For once, why can't you be neutral? 108 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,593 Am I crooked? 109 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,927 Why don't you tell the man? 110 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,345 Wait a minute, back off. 111 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,681 Are you serious about this? 112 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:31,563 And these two unseen gentlemen are visitors from outer space. 113 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,275 They're about to alter the destiny of Luther dingle 114 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,943 by leaving him a legacy 115 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,112 the kind you can't hardly find no more. 116 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,741 In just a moment, a sad-faced, perennial punching bag 117 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,577 who missed even the caboose of life's gravy train 118 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,704 will take a short constitutional 119 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,706 into that most unpredictable region 120 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,709 that we refer to as the twilight zone. 121 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,590 This man don't know the first thing about baseball. 122 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,805 If anybody can tell me 123 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,389 the Phillies deserved 124 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,724 winning the pennant that year 125 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,184 they're out of their minds. 126 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,979 You sure we're invisible? 127 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,481 Beyond any doubt. 128 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,816 I wish they were. 129 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:16,939 You don't have to do that. 130 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,446 You don't even have to answer. 131 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,323 Just because he don't like the Phillies... 132 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,991 Let me tell him. 133 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,327 You have a brain of your own, don't you? 134 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,079 You have your own viewpoint. 135 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,581 What did you think of the Phillies of 1953? 136 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,583 Phillies... 1953? 137 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,001 That's right. 138 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,795 That's right, Phillies of 1953. 139 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,422 You ever see such jerky-looking creatures? 140 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,924 And one head yet. 141 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,551 Typical earthmen. 142 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,845 Not really though. The one in the middle, 143 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,688 the one who just suffered the physical damage 144 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,932 he may be the one we've been looking for. 145 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,433 How do you mean? 146 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,353 Silence, I'm receiving his waves. 147 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,022 Name is dingle, abject coward, 148 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,317 does not even possess what earth creatures call min/mum muscles. 149 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,361 Decidedl y a sub-ph ysical type. 150 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,697 I think we have found our subject. 151 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,200 You intend to give him the additional strength? 152 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,619 We haven't found anyone weaker, have we? 153 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,122 I believe he will be an exceptional subject. 154 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,709 Give him, oh, around 11 secograms atomic weight. 155 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,878 That should make him roughly 300 times stronger 156 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,629 than the average human being. 157 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,548 Yes, I think that will do it. 158 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,271 We'd better contact central labora tor/es. 159 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,968 Tell them we have found a subject. 160 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,471 In other words, you're telling me 161 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,849 that you thought Robin Roberts had more stuff 162 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,225 than clem labine? 163 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,311 Well, to be frank and candid, 164 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,563 those two men, as good as they both are 165 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,524 and all things... being equal... 166 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,401 Come on already, take your pick. 167 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,987 Mmm. Roberts? 168 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,033 Aw, for the last time. 169 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,869 You start one more roughhouse in here 170 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,495 and I won't let you come back. 171 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,331 Now, look what you've done. 172 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,917 How you feeling, dingle? 173 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,503 C-C-Clem I-I-I-labine was definitely superior. 174 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,838 You see? All I made him do 175 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,548 was see things clearer. 176 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,425 I can observe him now. 177 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,927 Let him have it. 178 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,608 How about it, dingle? 179 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,193 How you doing? 180 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,280 Definitely clem labine. 181 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:33,453 Dingle, would you mind a little advice? 182 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,288 Now, the whole world is full of guys 183 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,933 that are going to get punched in the nose 184 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,875 no matter who they pick in a ball game 185 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,543 or who they vote for. 186 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,713 Now, you want to know my advice 187 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,049 for what you should do for the rest of your life? 188 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,385 Just don't talk, just nod. 189 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,188 Somebody asks you who you like in the third, 190 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,471 you just smile. 191 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,807 You understand, dingle? 192 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:57,811 What's the matter? 193 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,105 It's very odd. 194 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,564 What's odd? 195 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,943 I... I feel f-f-funny. 196 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,026 Funny? 197 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,195 Yeah. 198 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,287 Wonder what caused that? 199 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,789 Caused what? 200 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,750 Well, this vacuum cleaner, it's... 201 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,419 Light as a feather. 202 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,337 Not that the machine isn't right, no sir. 203 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,297 It's the lightest on the market. 204 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,591 Yes, sir, I tell you 205 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,569 it's a hand y-dandy, Jim cracker, a-1 piece of merchandise. 206 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,971 Guaranteed to lighten the load and lengthen the life 207 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,974 of that partner in the home, th-th-the housewife. 208 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:40,854 But I didn't know it was... this light. Hm? 209 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,285 Dingle, I always figured you for a nice guy. 210 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,287 You never caused me no trouble. 211 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,473 Now why all of a sudden you got to wreck my front door? 212 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,624 Mr. O'Toole, I'm mystified. 213 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,835 I'm absolutely mystified. 214 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,797 This door seemed to come right off in my hands. 215 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,979 You here again? 216 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,814 Didn't my old man say 217 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,524 he was gonna punch you in the nose 218 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,401 if you came around here bothering us again? 219 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,320 You're quite right. 220 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,988 It's the wrong number. 221 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,782 I was headed across the street. 222 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:42,332 Now that's not the best of all possible manners, is it? 223 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,584 Aw, go peddle your vacuum cleaners, you creep 224 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,421 and throw me my ball back. 225 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,965 All right, run out for the pass. 226 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,605 Hey, mister, where'd you learn to fling a ball like that? 227 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,607 Why, I don't know. I really don't... 228 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,109 What is happening? 229 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,527 What on earth is happening to me? 230 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,488 Taxi, taxi, please. Thank you. 231 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,285 Oh, believe me! 232 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,705 This is as much a mystery to me as it is to you. 233 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:26,459 They don't make handles like they used to, do they? 234 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,336 Oh, I'm sorr... 235 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,905 Excuse me, miss. 236 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,448 Yes? 237 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,243 I don't want you to think I'm a masher. 238 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,412 I'm certainly not a masher. 239 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:06,332 But would you mind answering a question? 240 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,585 That depends. 241 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,297 Well, what I mean is looking at me 242 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,675 in a perfunctory, cursory first surveil, 243 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,928 do I appear abnormal in any way? 244 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,681 Not at all. 245 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,434 Not unless you plan to use that in the park. 246 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,102 Oh, that. 247 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,022 Do you know that up until a few hours ago 248 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,857 I sold those? 249 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,359 Or I went through the motions. 250 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,154 I was a very bad salesman. Miserable. 251 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,697 You know, last week 252 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,867 I only made 89 cents in commissions. 253 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,369 That was for an attachment. 254 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,123 It's the upholstery nozzle. 255 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,542 And I sold it to a drunk 256 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,795 who thought it was a divining rod for alcohol. 257 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,174 Oh, I fully expect to be fired 258 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,718 but that is the least of my trouble. 259 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,472 Would you be interested 260 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,058 in hearing the most of my worries? 261 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,476 Go ahead. 262 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,894 Watch. 263 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,168 You see? 264 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,879 Now, w-w-watch this. 265 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,516 Hey, buddy, I'm a reporter with the bulletin. 266 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,518 Would you mind doing that again? 267 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,228 With the rock? 268 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,521 What's the gag? 269 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,564 There's no gag, see? 270 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,944 Get another one of those. 271 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,570 This I got to get in the paper. 272 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,911 How's this? 273 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,199 Mr. Dingle, if what we hear is true, 274 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,201 do you realize how much money can be made 275 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,744 on a tour with our carnival? 276 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,329 Mr. Dingle, this is a con artist. 277 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,581 Your future lies in television. 278 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,291 You're the walking, talking embodiment 279 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,710 of every American male's wish fulfillment. 280 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,421 You're John q. Citizen. 281 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,589 You're babbitt, you're Tom, dick and Harry. 282 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,341 Now here's our idea for the series. 283 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,428 A simple 15-minute address by you 284 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,680 with little examples of your physical prowess. 285 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,015 It's a natural for breakfast cereals 286 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,726 tonics, vitamin pills, anything. 287 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,186 And I keep telling you 288 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,604 you line up with me 289 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,398 I'll get you some easy setups. 290 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,792 Inside of eight months I'll have you fighting 291 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,359 for the world championship. 292 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,278 That's so ridiculous. 293 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,697 Would the people surrounding Mr. Dingle 294 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,366 just get out of the way, please. 295 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,160 Out of the way. 296 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,913 The camera in there... and that light there and... 297 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,966 Hello, there, friends. 298 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,093 Jason Abernathy here with your show, 299 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:15,224 TV probes the unusual. 300 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,478 And our unusual subject today is Mr. Luther dingle 301 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,230 who, if what actual onlookers say is true, 302 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:25,318 is the world's... Strongest man. 303 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,903 Mr. Dingle... 304 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,821 Would you care to give us an example 305 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:33,075 of this fantastic, er, er... alleged strength of yours? 306 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,162 I'd be ha-happy to. 307 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:40,666 Is it all right, Mr. O'Toole, if I... 308 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,084 Are you kidding? 309 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,920 Iain't done so much business 310 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,564 since the night they repealed the 18th amendment. 311 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,715 Be my guest, Mr. Dingle. 312 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:57,141 First, I'd like to start with simple things. 313 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,534 Wonderful. 314 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,916 Wait a minute, dingle. 315 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,336 Ain't you ever heard of bygones being bygones? 316 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,015 Tha t's amazing. 317 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,148 Bra vo! 318 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,569 Had enough? 319 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,446 Most inferior. 320 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,072 We give him the strength of 300 men 321 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,450 and he uses it for petty exhibition. 322 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,952 Give him 20 or 30 seconds more, 323 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,537 then remove the power. 324 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,039 Excellent idea. 325 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,790 And I think we should be off. 326 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,876 Three planets on tomorrow's itinerary. 327 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,045 One should be particularly interesting... 328 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,963 Contains only females. 329 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,759 And now, ladies, 330 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,928 and now, ladies and gentlemen, 331 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,930 I believe the most unique trick of all 332 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:03,059 I shall raise this entire building with my bare hands. 333 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,061 What? Raise the building? 334 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,812 He can't do that. 335 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,314 I don't believe it. 336 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,289 I don't know. 337 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,374 He seems to have lost it. 338 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,144 He's a fake, that's what he is. 339 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,530 I feel sorry for him. 340 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,865 Poor little guy, 341 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,617 he's lost his belief. 342 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,049 He's a sad little man, isn't he? 343 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,718 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 344 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,803 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 345 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,811 All right, leave off of poor dingle here. 346 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,020 Everybody out of here. 347 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,188 Come on, beat it. 348 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,857 Ladies and gentlemen, 349 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,692 you have this station's abject apology. 350 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,320 We didn't realize that it was a trick... obviously. 351 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,074 Well, we're off the air. 352 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,909 For good, I think. 353 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,163 So long, Hercules. 354 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,581 Bring that thing out of here. 355 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,845 How are you, fellas? 356 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,263 Nice seeing you. 357 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,931 Where are you from? 358 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,349 Venus. How about you? 359 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,768 Mars. Conducting experiments? 360 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,186 Yeah, and you? 361 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,520 Sudden introduction of strength 362 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,105 to subnormal earthman. 363 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,857 How about you? 364 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,776 Sudden introduction of extreme intelligence. 365 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,028 Find any interesting subjects? 366 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,613 That one over there. 367 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,450 He's referred to as a dingle. 368 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,535 He certainly is sub-physical. 369 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,788 I wouldn't be surprised if he's sub-mental, too. 370 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,717 Looks likely enough. 371 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,136 Give him the intelligence quota ray. 372 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,554 How strong? 373 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,057 Make it about... 374 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,600 Let's see. 375 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,435 Perhaps 500 times more intelligent 376 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,479 than the average human. 377 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,086 Roebuck's read y. 378 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,671 Here's the pitch. 379 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,422 High and outs/de. 380 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,800 He couldn't hit the length of the bat. 381 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,927 I'll lay you five to one he gets on. 382 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,679 Logan? Are you out of your mind? 383 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,305 Hey, hey, dingle. 384 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,974 Whatabout it? What will he do? 385 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,518 Various factors are brought into play here 386 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,271 involving th-th-the laws of probability 387 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,273 interspersed with the process of calculus, 388 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,526 fenaglian laws of chance and the subdivisional grepple 389 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,444 which is based on the position of bodies 390 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,531 in mathematical relationship to other bodies. 391 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,702 Now, in this case, using the two factors 392 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,745 represented by the divisions involved 393 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,291 I think that the batter will unquestionably hit a home run. 394 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,376 A home run by Johnny Logan. 395 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,794 Holy mackerel! 396 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,964 How about that? 397 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,674 Light. 398 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,551 Two to one. 399 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,553 A tremendous blow over the left-field fence. 400 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222 Now, it appears to me... it is apparent 401 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,640 in a mathematical plan 402 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,517 that the entire quantum theory 403 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,311 of space and time relativity 404 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,354 must have been equated with the parellelian role 405 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,648 of definitive numerical dialectic algebraic 406 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,901 and must be further annotated... 407 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,652 Exit Mr. I uther dingl e, 408 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,487 formerl y vacuum cleaner salesman, 409 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,157 strongest man on earth, and now mental giant. 410 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,660 These la tter powers will likel y be elimina Ted before too long 411 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,829 but Mr. Dingle has an appeal 412 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,831 to extra - terre s trial no te-takers 413 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,834 as well as to frustra Ted and insol vent bet-I osers. 414 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,836 Offhand, I'd sa y tha t he was in 415 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,922 for a grea t deal of extremel y odd per/ods 416 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,674 simpl y because there are so many inhabited planets 417 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,718 who send down observers 418 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,137 and also because, of course, Mr. Dingle lives h/s life 419 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:53,557 with one foot in his mouth and the other in the twilight zone. 420 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,734 Rod serl/ng, the crea Tor oftwilight zone 421 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,611 will tell youabout next week's story 422 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,365 after this word from our al terna te sponsor. 423 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:13,535 And now, Mr. Serling. 424 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,621 Item of consequence: A radio. 425 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,623 A carryover from that other era 426 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,084 when quiz shows went up to only $64 427 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,461 and entertainment was aimed only at the ears. 428 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,129 Mr. Charles beaumont has given us 429 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,298 a most unusual story called stat/c. 430 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,300 We invite you to watch Mr. Dean Jagger 431 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,719 fiddle with a few of these knobs, change a few stations, 432 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,513 and find a couple of programs 433 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,890 that are broadcast only in the twilightzone. 434 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,603 See the new Andy Griffith show each week 435 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,272 over most of these sta t/ons. 436 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,274 Consul t local listings.