1 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,132 Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. 2 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,342 He's not available right now. 3 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,177 Uh-huh. 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:15,181 Yes. Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up. Gets back. 5 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,978 Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch. 6 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,288 Actually, let me rephrase that. 7 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:24,524 Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch. 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,526 Let me be more specific. 9 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:31,322 Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch, 10 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,686 and then he promptly fell asleep. 11 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,742 So, we're all trying to be very quiet, 12 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,786 so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm, 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,330 which actually should be in about 14 00:00:44,752 --> 00:00:46,045 10 minutes. 15 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,815 Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. 16 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,319 Are you sure you can change his watch? 17 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,550 I can do it. 18 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,510 What do you need from me? 19 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,071 Normally, I don't condone leaving early, 20 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,347 but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. 21 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,808 How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. 22 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,771 No, I'm kidding. 23 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,875 He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,442 when its leg is broken. 25 00:01:17,785 --> 00:01:19,120 Like clockwork. 26 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,421 Oh, no. 27 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,133 What's so funny? 28 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,218 You had to be there. 29 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,178 Oh, yay, geography joke. 30 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:43,311 Oh. Wow, okay. All right, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale. 31 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,437 Andy: Bye. 32 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,648 See you later, Michael. 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,144 Jim: All right, you ready for this? 34 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,730 Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces, then we leave, right? 35 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,089 Okay. Yeah. 36 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,799 Wait, should I have left the car running? 37 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,011 Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics. 38 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,680 Come on, who doesn't like a picnic? 39 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,056 Tell them what happenedlastyear 40 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,475 I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt. 41 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,185 No, no, that guy who hit on me. 42 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,604 Oh, right. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. 43 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,439 Said he was grabbing her for balance. 44 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,192 Yeah, you don't grab these for balance. 45 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,027 Well... 46 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,490 I'm gonna say 30. 47 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,992 Ah, 40. 48 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:42,328 Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of spf. 49 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:46,666 Good point, but thought of that already, combination spf/repellent. 50 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,126 Whoa. Homemade? 51 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,419 Of course. 52 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,629 You think the epa would ever allow that much deet? 53 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,467 Rolf is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. 54 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,387 I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed 55 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,014 and not leave any tracks. 56 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,099 Michael, isn't that Holly? 57 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,105 We're just friends. 58 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,274 Hey, hey. Wait a second. 59 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,651 Who let you in here, is what I wanna know. 60 00:03:13,901 --> 00:03:15,486 Oh, no. 61 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,488 I see they're letting just anybody in here. 62 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,074 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, that's right. 63 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,410 All right. All right. Mmm-hmm. 64 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,622 Hey. 65 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,250 You remember a.J., my boyfriend? 66 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,586 A little bit. I meet a lot of people. 67 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,879 Hey, Michael. Hey. 68 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:43,014 So, would you guys like some lemonade? 69 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,391 Or one of you? Or both of you? 70 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,686 Either-or. Combinations are endless. 71 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,605 Lemonade sounds great. Okay. 72 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:51,939 I'd love an iced tea, actually. 73 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,775 You can go to hell. 74 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,235 I'm kidding. 75 00:03:56,944 --> 00:04:00,281 Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world. 76 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,868 I lied to Kevin. 77 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:06,371 Holly and I can never be just friends. 78 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,207 I wrote down a list of bullet points 79 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,958 why Holly and I should be together, 80 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,961 and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I'm going to tell her. 81 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:17,799 Number one, "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." 82 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,344 And the reason is 83 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,515 because in terms of the soup, we like to... 84 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,393 That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. 85 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,603 Holly and I are soul mates. 86 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,605 Charles: Jim, Pam. 87 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,124 Jim: Hey, how are you? Pam: Hey, Charles. 88 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,733 Yeah. Nice day, huh? 89 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,820 Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. 90 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,407 I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore. 91 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,842 Do you want me to beat him up for you? 92 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,906 No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it. 93 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,956 Listen up, everyone. I've gone over this lineup very carefully. 94 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,041 We cannot forget the humiliation 95 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,419 we suffered last year at the softball game 96 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:58,631 with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right? 97 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,842 Well, I could've died, so... 98 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:04,095 I looked it up online afterwards. 99 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,556 Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row. 100 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,892 Bro-migo, do you think you could put Erin on my row? 101 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,602 Why? I don't understand. 102 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,731 No, wait... Wait a minute, I get it. 103 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,401 You want her to set you up so you can spike it. 104 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,945 Uh... 105 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,448 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. 106 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,116 I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. 107 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,118 She's the best setter on the team. 108 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,120 Thats_. Sly dog. 109 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,288 Not what I meant. 110 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,789 Dwight: Come on, folks! 111 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,208 What is up with you two, Holly? 112 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,169 Um, not much. 113 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,795 We're designing a house. 114 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,422 Cool, for who? 115 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,257 For us. 116 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,718 Wow. 117 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,889 I'm designing a chair. 118 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,224 It's part of your pants. 119 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,019 You sit down, you're supported. 120 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,022 I remember your chair-pants idea. Michael: Yeah. 121 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:01,068 I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size-34 waist. 122 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,488 All right, fatty, I will do it. 123 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,240 You know what, we should actually rehearse. 124 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,326 Okay, yeah. 125 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,786 You guys are really gonna do this? 126 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,954 You bet your fat ass we are. 127 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,041 Well, in his infinite wisdom, 128 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,586 David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation 129 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,505 about the history of dunder Mifflin. 130 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,090 Yep, old comedy team is back together again. 131 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,592 That's right. 132 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,843 "Have you heard the news? 133 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,346 "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" 134 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,640 "Newspapers for sale!" 135 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:38,481 Are you blind? Are you blind? 136 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:43,361 Sir? With the glasses, are you literally blind? 137 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,196 I'm concerned you might be in danger. 138 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,031 These are expensive ray-bans, jackass. 139 00:06:47,114 --> 00:06:49,867 Okay, I was just looking out for you. 140 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,178 You're doing great, by the way. 141 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,328 Thanks. 142 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,163 I got it. 143 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,210 Dwight: Kevin, come on! Are you blind? 144 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:02,421 I could've gotten that, idiot! Can you see things with your eyeballs? 145 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,548 It's not a sledgehammer! 146 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,300 Come on, people. We need to get our heads in the game. 147 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,886 Let's focus. Come on, you're better than this. 148 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,930 I am better than this. 149 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,224 Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground? 150 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:16,310 We've been out here for a while, I don't need this. 151 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:25,152 Oh, come... Ryan, come on, man! One second. 152 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,905 Wait, wait, wait! Net, net. Her hand's on the net. 153 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,240 So what? Rule violation. 154 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,533 Ball is ours. Give it to me. 155 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,201 Our point. What? 156 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,828 Okay, hey, Pam, how you doing? 157 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:37,039 Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed, or do you even know? 158 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,749 What hand do you use to answer the phone? 159 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,001 Back off, Dwight. 160 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,175 Man: Nice hit, Pam! 161 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,136 What? 162 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:55,516 Maybe I played a little in junior high and in high school. 163 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,436 Maybe a little in college. 164 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,022 And went to volleyball camp most summers. 165 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,148 Man: All right, come on! 166 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,820 Yeah, look at that. We win. Nice shot, beesly. 167 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,864 Yes, we advance to the next round! 168 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,365 Oh, lord in heaven. 169 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,992 Had to be part of the group. 170 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,833 Brought some snacky-snacks in case we get hungry. 171 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,377 Ooh, yes, please. 172 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,174 Mmm. 173 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,720 So, what do you have planned for us today? 174 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,642 What? Do you have a script for the sketch or... 175 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:41,938 Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool? 176 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,522 Crystal cool. 177 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,087 Dwight: Hit it, Andy. 178 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:50,446 Andy: Bump, I bumped it! 179 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:52,239 Set. Don't set it to yourself. 180 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,158 Yeah. 181 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,244 Ow! My ankle. 182 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,371 Oscar: What happened? 183 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,830 I twisted it. 184 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,332 You weren't even moving. 185 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,293 Okay, sub. 186 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,670 I can play. 187 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,214 Is there a Meredith here? 188 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,299 Yeah! Man in! 189 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,927 Rolf, did you not hear me? 190 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:16,806 I don't hear cheaters, tramps or women who break my friend's heart. 191 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,016 Let's go! 192 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:24,188 We could do a movie sort of thing. 193 00:09:24,271 --> 00:09:26,440 We could do back to the future. 194 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,193 Oh. We have to convince dunder and Mifflin 195 00:09:29,276 --> 00:09:32,488 to go back in time, fix their parents. 196 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,367 Could we get a delorean? 197 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:40,705 Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community. 198 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,251 Both: Dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder... 199 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,157 We haven't found our great idea yet. 200 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,593 No. No. 201 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:57,722 We're circling it. 202 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,806 Hmm. 203 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,648 Andy: Yes! Oh, yeah! 204 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,859 Nicely done. We're still gonna crush you, though. 205 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,736 Yes, we are. You suckers are going down! 206 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,530 They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! 207 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,823 Piss all over yourfaces! 208 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,034 Rolf: That's true! 209 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,995 This reminds me of the hr convention last fall. 210 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:25,207 Oh, yeah, with Bernie and efrem. That was hilarious. 211 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,375 Really, really funny. 212 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,710 Really funny. 213 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,797 Listen, guys. One more point and we play corporate. 214 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,977 Settle down, gentlemen. 215 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,479 Pam: Good game! 216 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,066 Welcome to the 43rd annual company picnic, everybody. 217 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,442 Thanks for being here. 218 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:55,821 Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song. 219 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,323 Uh, it's a sketch now. 220 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,449 Okay. 221 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:03,913 Introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with nashua's Holly flax. 222 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,039 I have not seen this. 223 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,796 And now, presenting 224 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,632 slumdunder mifflinaire! Slumdunder mifflinaire! 225 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,180 Are you ready to play slumdunder mifflinaire? 226 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,807 Yes, I am. 227 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,894 For $100, where did dunder meet Mifflin? 228 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,146 A, on easy street, 229 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,066 b, a tour of dartmouth college, 230 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,401 c, they never met, 231 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,029 d, brushing their teeth. 232 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,119 Oh. I'm thinking. 233 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,913 I'm going to say 234 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,502 b, tour of dartmouth college. 235 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,587 That is correct! 236 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,341 How did you know that? 237 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,595 Michael: I was there! 238 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,766 I was a tour guide at dartmouth college! No! 239 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,437 Nice campus. Think you'll get in? 240 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,482 Yeah. I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in. 241 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,025 I'm Robert dunder. 242 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,861 I'm Robert Mifflin. 243 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,035 Robert Mifflin had a great life, 244 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,372 but unfortunately had undiagnosed depression, 245 00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:31,917 which over 9 million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. 246 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,963 For$250, how did he kill himself? 247 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,090 A, a rope, 248 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,134 b, a knife, 249 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,469 c, a gun, 250 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,264 d, brushing his teeth. 251 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:51,103 $250 is more money than I've ever seen in my life. 252 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:57,776 I will say c, a gun. He shot himself in the head. 253 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,487 That is correct! 254 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,697 Yes! 255 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,825 I usually don't enjoy the theater, 256 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,619 but this is delightful. 257 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,664 The economic downturn has been difficult recently, 258 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,168 forcing the closures of both Camden and yonkers 259 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,338 to be followed soon by what other branch? 260 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,258 For $500,000, is it 261 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,885 a, Scranton, 262 00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:26,055 B, buffalo, 263 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,141 c, utica, 264 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,852 or d, toothbrush? 265 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,480 I will say b, buffalo, final answer. 266 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,606 That is correct! 267 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,524 What is he talking about? Woman: What? 268 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,008 Woman: No way. It's gotta be a joke. 269 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,238 How did you know that? David Wallace told me! 270 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,322 David, is this true? 271 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,783 Uh, okay, everyone, we're at a picnic today... 272 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,035 Are we losing our jobs or not, David? 273 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,120 They didn't know? I guess not. 274 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,557 David: I'm sorry. This certainly wasn't the time or the place 275 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,832 to announce this sort of thing, 276 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,753 but there have been talks about closing the buffalo branch. 277 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,879 And? 278 00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:01,173 We're closing the buffalo branch. 279 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,511 Are you serious? You've gotta be kidding me! 280 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,806 We're the best branch in the company. I don't believe it. 281 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,437 How could you possibly think 282 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,815 that the right way to announce a branch closing 283 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,984 was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic? 284 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,695 Well, I didn't know they didn't know. 285 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,422 What about the fact that they're here today? 286 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,490 What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? 287 00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:29,660 No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch 288 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,066 and he thought, "oh, this would be real funny." Thank you. 289 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,581 Damn it, Michael. I told you that in confidence. 290 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,711 Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. 291 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,230 A little boy just walked up to me and said, 292 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,506 "is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?" 293 00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:45,467 Well, he'sjust thinking about his own gifts. 294 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,013 Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances. 295 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,932 Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever. 296 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,475 How do you figure? 297 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,271 Because if we don't play, then the other team wins. 298 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,108 Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked. 299 00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:04,028 Let's do this. 300 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,947 Jim, come on! 301 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,784 Look who just woke up! 302 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,623 I've been up for a while! 303 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,713 It's 6 to 6. It's a nail biter. 304 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:27,217 Kevin! Now it's 7-6. Or is that too much accounting for you? 305 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,070 Here's an accounting question for you. 306 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,889 What does one fiance plus one lover equal? 307 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,307 Answer, one whore. 308 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,100 Okay, knock it off, Rolf. 309 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,895 What? She's sitting there casting aspersions... Rolf, please. 310 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,205 No, wait a minute. I am asking nicely. 311 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,315 Wait, you don't mean that. Rolf, leave it alone. 312 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,527 Erin: You got it. 313 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,488 Woman: All right. 314 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,663 Charles: Got it. Damn! 315 00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,875 I got it. Oscar: Pam! 316 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,045 Jim: You all right? Yeah. No, no, no, I'm fine. 317 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,338 Yeah. You sure? 318 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,382 Hey, easy, easy, easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 319 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,925 You want to get that looked at. 320 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,094 No, no, it's fine. Just give me a second. 321 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,930 I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic. 322 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,265 So, technically, that is a company injury, you know. 323 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,018 The safest thing to do is get that examined. Right, David? 324 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,245 Yeah. All right, you know what? 325 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,830 You're just trying to get rid of our best player. 326 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,648 Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game 327 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,051 in front of your fiancée's health. 328 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,860 Look, seriously, I can move it fine. No... 329 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,255 Come on, let's go. It's our ball. Let's go. Man: I don't know. 330 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,490 Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot. 331 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,076 Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital 332 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,911 a few kilometers south of here. 333 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,455 Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall them. 334 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,334 I guess that's it for you, Jim. 335 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,671 All right, you know what? Let's do this. 336 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880 We'll be back. 337 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,176 Oh, man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! 338 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,516 I'll get it. 339 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,898 Probably shouldn't have mentioned buffalo. 340 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,650 Hindsight. 341 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,069 Should've had hindsight. 342 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,698 How do you think it went before the buffalo thing? 343 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,033 I think it went well. I think it was good. 344 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,994 There weren't any laughs. 345 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,871 Well, that was a tough audience. 346 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,582 Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience. 347 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,919 Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, 348 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,005 and that was one of them. 349 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,132 Well, I'm glad we did it. 350 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,427 Me, too. 351 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,571 We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch. 352 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,120 I can't wait. 353 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,169 Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer. 354 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,046 No. Don't send in the subs yet. 355 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,548 Dwight, I don't know. Think of something. 356 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,192 Well, to be safe, we should do an X-ray. How long will that take? 357 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,428 Well, it shouldn't be too bad. It's a slow day. 358 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,514 So, no other radiation this year, 359 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,357 no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant... 360 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,784 I'm sorry. Could we just hurry this up? 361 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:22,869 I've got a game to get back to. 362 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,162 Oh, good, because my next question was, 363 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,586 "do you have a game to get back to?" 364 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,689 What did you think? 365 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,275 I loved it 366 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,836 you know, there was a part near the end 367 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,738 that seemed like that went on a little long, but... 368 00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,049 Well, you guys should hit the road 369 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,076 before I close down another branch. 370 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,410 Okay. So good to see you. 371 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,828 Good to see you. 372 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,831 Michael. A.J. 373 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,188 Michael: I didn't find the perfect moment, 374 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:54,424 because I think that today was about just having today. 375 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,763 And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story 376 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:02,266 when people ask how we found each other. 377 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:07,437 I will see her every now and then, 378 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,400 and maybe one year, she'll be with somebody, 379 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,652 and the next year, I'll be with somebody, 380 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,113 and it's gonna take a long time. 381 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,742 And then it's perfect. 382 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,663 I'm in no rush. 383 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,875 Dwight, come on, now. It's time to put in the subs. Ha! 384 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,128 Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. 385 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,964 David: Okay? Okay, fine. 386 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,674 Okay. Annmm comeon 387 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,135 except you know what? It's not fine. 388 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:42,055 How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? 389 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,057 One? Two? 390 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,435 Three? Four? 391 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 David: Dwight... No, no. Hear me out. 392 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,315 Five? Six? 393 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,566 David: Dwight. 394 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,067 Seven? Can I finish, please? 395 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,152 David: Okay. 396 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,945 Eight? 397 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,822 Oh, Dwight, we're so close. 398 00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,449 Just buy us a few more minutes. 399 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,039 Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back. 400 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,454 Okay. Okay, great. 401 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,951 Hey, Dwight. Uh... 402 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,287 Send in the subs.