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Here are our final
actual costs for this year.

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Okay.

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As you can see,
we did pretty well, so...

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Yes. Yes, I can see

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that we did indeed.

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Why don't you explain this to
me like I am an eight-year-old?

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All right, well, this is the
overall budget for this fiscal year

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along the x axis.

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Yes. There's the x axix.
Right there.

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You can see clearly on this
page that we have a surplus

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of $4,300.

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Okay.

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But we have to spend that
by the end of the day

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or it will be deducted
from next year's budget.

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Why don't you explain
this to me like I'm five?

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Your mommy and daddy
gave you $10

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to open up a lemonade stand.

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So you go out and you buy cups

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and you buy lemons
and you buy sugar.

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And now you find out
that it only cost you $9.

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Yeah. So you
have an extra dollar.

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So you can give that dollar
back to mommy and daddy.

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But guess what? Next summer...

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I'll be six.

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And you ask them for money,
they're going to give you $9,

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'cause that's what they
think it costs to run the stand.

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So what you want to do is spend
that dollar on something now

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so that your parents
think that it costs $10

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to run the lemonade stand.

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So the dollar's a surplus?
This is a surplus?

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We have to spend that $4,300
by the end of the day

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or it'll be deducted
from next year's budget.

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We should spend this money on a
new copier, which we desperately need.

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Okay. Break it down
in terms of...

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Okay, I think I'm getting you.

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Guess what, everybody.

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Christmas has
come early this year.

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Oscar, very smartly,
has discovered

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an extra $4,300 in the budget.

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Thank you, Oscar.

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And I have decided
with that money

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I am going to buy a new...
Drum roll, please.

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Michael: Can anybody guess?
New chairs?

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No! A new copier!

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Phyllis: All right.

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Unless everybody can agree
on something better?

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No, no, please.
Please do not do this.

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Yes. Michael, new chairs.

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These chairs are terrible. We were
supposed to get new ones last year.

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So, we all agree to
get new chairs, then. Good?

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Good. Yeah,
he said good. I'm good.

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Oscar: No, listen,
we are a paper company.

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How can we take
pride in our jobs

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if we have to put our fine
paper in this wretched machine?

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Oscar, no.

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This is not the time for one
of your principled stands.

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Pam, you make more
copies than anyone.

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Exactly. That should tell you
how terrible the chairs are.

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Okay. Okay. Good suggestions.

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All good suggestions. Let's
just decide and agree upon one.

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I'm with Pam. Chairs.

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All right. So teams forming.

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We should really have the
office's air quality tested.

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I mean, we have radon
coming from below.

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We have asbestos
in the ceilings.

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These are silent killers.

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You are the silent killer.

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Go back to the annex.

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You'll see.

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Michael. I've talked
to Meredith... yes.

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Stanley and Jim
about the chairs.

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I know they're with me on this.

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Actually I'm going
to go with copier.

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What? Jim.

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Ever since Pam and
I started dating,

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I just feel a little weird asking
her to make copies for me.

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So I make my own copies.

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And that copier sucks.
Let me tell you.

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But you know what?

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Pam and I don't have
to agree on everything.

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Jim, good for you
standing up to Pam like that.

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The balls on you, man.

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Oscar: So Michael,
what do you think?

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Why me?

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You have to make the decision.

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Wow! Okay. Well,
I swallowed all your ideas.

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I'm going to digest them and
see what comes out the other end.

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Dwight, I'm a little concerned
about some of these

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directions to schrute farms.

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Do tell.

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I mean, like, "156 paces from
the light red mailbox, make a left.

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"Walk until you
hear the bee hive."

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How could it be more clear?

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They may not...

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I think Andy makes
an excellent point.

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Okay.

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But my biggest concern is

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that there's only one bathroom.

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We'll dig a trench.

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As long as it's downhill from
the well, we should be fine.

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Nana Mimi cannot
squat over some trench.

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We're going to put
out stumps. Come on.

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Let's three-way
this little issue

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and come to a solution

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by the time we get to schrute
farms. How's that for a plan?

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We're getting married at
schrute farms, no matter what.

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I have looked at 12 venues,
I have lost eight deposits

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and I've seen Angela naked
zero times.

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I am not losing another deposit.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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So, I've been
thinking about this whole

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chair/copier thing and...
Mmm-hmm.

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I really think you
should reconsider.

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Pam, I really hate that copier.

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Yeah, I know.

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Yeah.

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But I really think
you should reconsider.

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Beesly, are you threatening me?

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Jim!

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Jim, Jim, Jim,
I'm not threatening you.

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I love you.

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But you should know you're
on very dangerous ground.

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All right.

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Okay.

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This is where you'll
have your receiving line.

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Of course, we'll clear out all
the livestock and hay and such.

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What's that smell?

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You're going to need
to be more specific.

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Manure. Get rid of it.

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Manure covers up the smell
of the slaughterhouse.

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Do you have to slaughter
on our wedding day?

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You want to eat, don't you?

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Honey, say something!

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Dwight, if we pay extra,

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can you slaughter the entrees
the day before?

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I'll consider it.

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See? That's how you do it.

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We're making progress here.

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Darn!

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There's a hose out back. Okay.

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Remember you were going to get
a new chair and you were going to

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give your old chair to
me? Remember that? Yes.

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Well, that never happened.
Michael?

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I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.

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I'm just going
to grab some lunch.

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Want to come with?

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Really? Absolutely.

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Yeah, that would be amazing.

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Michael: Thank you.
Are you guys going to lunch?

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Yes. Mind if I join?

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Oh, god!

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Jim: All right. Let's go.

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Yeah. Best lunch ever.

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Jim: Let's do it. All right.

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Michael: Cool.
Jim: Where are we going?

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Michael: I have no idea.

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So I guess that's how
they're going to play this.

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It is on.

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It is so on.

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Pam: Look, I really need
this new chair.

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I mean seriously.

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How is it possible
that in five years,

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I've had two engagement rings

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and only one chair?

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Stop...

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Michael.

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Michael, that is hilarious.

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Michael: There was
so much egg on my face!

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Oscar: The best.

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Great food. Great friends.
Thank you, Michael.

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Thank you, guys.

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I got you some tiramisu,
so no hard feelings.

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Yeah. That's cool.

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Good stuff.

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You look really pretty.

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Thank you.

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Yeah? Michael?

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Yeah.

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Hey, you got a second?

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Michael: I do. Pam: Good.

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That must have been so fun.

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It was fun.

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We had a good time.

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Have I told you,
you look really nice today?

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Thank you.
Yeah. Is that a new tie?

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No. No. No, I got it
at t.J. Maxx, $4.

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That is amazing.

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You think that's good,
check out these pants.

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What? $9.

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$9. Boys' department.

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Look at the ass.
Check out the ass.

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Look at that. No way.

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Yeah!

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So I guess Oscar and Jim were

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talking your ear off
about the new copier, huh?

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Yeah. Yes, they were.

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They were.

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Here's what I was thinking.

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Everyone sits on
a chair every day.

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But not everyone...

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Sits on a copier.

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Or even uses
the copier every day.

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Yeah. Yeah, right?

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Very valid.

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That's it. Okay.

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All right, see you later.
See you.

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Hot-tie guy.

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Well.

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Have you made a decision
on the butter sculpture?

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No. I haven't thought of it.

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Okay, cow, goat or sheep.
It's not that hard.

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I would like a cat.

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Cats don't make butter.

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I would like a cow-butter
sculpture of a cat.

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It doesn't make any sense. I
am telling you! Yes, it does!

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I want a butter
sculpture of a cat!

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Cow, goat or sheep.

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What is this?

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Right. We're all on
the same team. Is it...

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Why is that in the kitchen?

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Close the df cover.

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I did, though.

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You might want to consider
changing teams because we would...

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We would love to have you.

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No, copier's great.

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Is it?

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Yeah. I have my copies.

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There they are.

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And I have my original.
You got it.

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Okay. So suck it.

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Okay.

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Michael, I got you
a hot chocolate.

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I hope that's okay.

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Thank you, my dear.

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Wait, Michael, let me
open the door for you.

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Well, chivalry is
not dead after all.

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There he is. There he is.

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Hello, hello. Hello.

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Good to see you.
Good to see you.

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Yeah. There's that ass.

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Hey! Hey! Yeah!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't take it away.

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Michael: I almost choked.

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Here's another place.

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It's beautiful.

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So, why don't we try this out
to see what would happen?

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Give it a little test drive.
What do you say?

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You pretend to be
Angela's father,

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you will play Angela
and I will pretend to be you.

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That way you can see what it
looks like when you're up here.

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Hello. I'm Angela Martin and...

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I'm Andy.

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I work with Dwight.

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He doesn't understand
a word you're saying.

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What?

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Although born just minutes from
here, he speaks only German.

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Closed society.

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00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,971
So, now, after the readings
by all of your sisters,

260
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we will arrive at the
vows. So, Conrad...

261
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,607
This is a little taste of
the ceremony, if you will.

262
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,484
He's explaining why we're here,

263
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,778
what we're doing here,
making introductions...

264
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:40,032
Then he's going to have
Andy repeat a bunch of stuff.

265
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,660
He's going to ask Andy
to produce a ring.

266
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,496
I have nowjust a...

267
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,332
Just some twine
for our purposes.

268
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,252
And you will put
the ring on her finger.

269
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,299
Then he's going to ask Andy if
he would like to marry Angela,

270
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,760
and you will reply, "I do."

271
00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:03,556
And he's going to ask Angela
if she would like to marry Andy,

272
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,933
to which you will reply...

273
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,017
I do.

274
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,602
And there we go.

275
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,814
That's just about it.
Man and wife.

276
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,197
Got a call about
a problem up here.

277
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,532
Did somebody call Hank?

278
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,868
Hank, thank god you're here.

279
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,786
The office is at a crossroads.

280
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,956
So, there's no security problem?

281
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,666
You know,
I hustled up the stairs.

282
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:33,335
Yes, I need your sage advice.

283
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:38,591
And everyone, whatever Hank
decides, that is the decision.

284
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,343
That will resolve this issue.

285
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,158
Yeah, take as many as you want.

286
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,224
Thank you. Thank you.

287
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,893
You know,
it's nice and warm up here.

288
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,144
Yes.

289
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:51,496
Well, what are we talking about?

290
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,398
Okay, well, we have a surplus.

291
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,568
Imagine that your parents give
you money for a lemonade stand...

292
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,403
I know what a surplus is.

293
00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:00,905
Okay. Good. Good.

294
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,656
Well, here's the thing.

295
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,743
Some people want to use
the surplus to buy a new copier,

296
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,746
other people are
complaining about the chairs.

297
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,829
Is that the copier?

298
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,165
Michael: It is. Yes.

299
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,724
Hmm...

300
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,935
What? No, I was just
thinking. Let me see a chair.

301
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,604
Okay. Here we go.
You can try mine.

302
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,111
Hmm. Not much lumbar support.

303
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:46,075
Now, everyone bear in mind once
again that whatever Hank says goes.

304
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,285
He is an impartial third party.

305
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,829
On the one hand,
this copier is very old.

306
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,599
You should see some of
the new copiers they have.

307
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,124
You would not
believe what they do.

308
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,209
So the copier?

309
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,770
Well, let me finish.
Michael: All right. Yes.

310
00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,464
Now the chairs.
The chairs are very weak.

311
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:04,551
Very weak chairs. I could
not sit all day in this chair.

312
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,221
Well, what should I do?

313
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,118
Let me see the copier again.

314
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,770
All right, get out.
Get out. It's...

315
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,563
Dwight...

316
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,775
I thought I knew what I wanted.

317
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:22,945
And then being here with you

318
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,447
and the German
mennonite minister,

319
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,408
it just all felt right.

320
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,372
I made a mistake picking Andy.

321
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,624
I know you did.

322
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,628
And that's why I have
taken care of everything.

323
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,921
What do you mean?

324
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,423
Well, monkey,

325
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,134
he's a real minister
and you said "I do"

326
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,429
and I said "I do" and Andy
wasn't signing a receipt.

327
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:52,683
He was signing our marriage
certificate as a witness.

328
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,476
Dwight, that doesn't count!

329
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,561
Yes, of course it does.

330
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,687
No! It doesn't.

331
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,064
Itdoesin
the state of Pennsylvania.

332
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,149
Mrs. Schrute.

333
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,775
I didn't... we are not married!

334
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,777
What? Take this thing.

335
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,965
It's not my fault
you don't understand German!

336
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,283
I've been telling you
to take it for years!

337
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,454
Are we leaving or what?

338
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,500
Da v/d.' Michael.

339
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,585
Hey, David.

340
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,589
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm eating tiramisu.

341
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,217
Some of the chocolate powder
just went down my throat.

342
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,302
I'm stopping now.

343
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,585
Is this why you're calling me?

344
00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:31,764
No, no, no, no, no.No.

345
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,390
I'm calling...

346
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,145
Sorry. Okay.

347
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,483
I'm calling because

348
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,111
we have a stupid budget
surplus and people...

349
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,738
Everybody wants
something different.

350
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,782
You want me to weigh in
on a minor budget issue?

351
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,118
No, no, no. I want you to make
the decision so I'm not the bad guy.

352
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,537
Well, if I were you I would
just return the surplus

353
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,039
and take the bonus.

354
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,582
The what now?

355
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:02,252
Branch managers who come in
under budget get 15% of the savings.

356
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,547
Like a tip?

357
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,716
$645?

358
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,553
I hate disappointing
just one person.

359
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,681
And I really hate
disappointing everyone.

360
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,228
But I love
burlington coat factory.

361
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,650
You go in there with $645,
you are literally a king.

362
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,613
Yeah, we have that
going on Tuesday.

363
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:30,697
Okay?

364
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,326
Sure. No, I can... I'll
double-check that for you.

365
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,413
Michael: All right,
attention, everyone.

366
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,956
Let me call you
right back. Okay.

367
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,250
I have made my decision.

368
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,295
We do not need a new copier,
we do not need new chairs.

369
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,715
This copier is

370
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,891
Working perfectly.

371
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,560
That's the original.

372
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,563
Pam, would you
stand up for a sec?

373
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,484
Hmmm.

374
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,905
See how relaxed I am?
I like this chair.

375
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,741
Offers good support.

376
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,995
It is erchonomically correct.

377
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,496
It's a good chair.

378
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:24,585
I think we're spoiled because we
don't appreciate the things that we have.

379
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,172
You think kids in
Africa have chairs? No.

380
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,466
They sit in big
piles of garbage.

381
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,651
Do you think they have copiers?

382
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,470
They don't have copiers.
They don't even...

383
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:39,349
They don't even have paper. And
we are spoiled because we throw out

384
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,978
perfectly good tiramisu because
it has a little tiny hair on it.

385
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:47,524
My point is this, I have seen
the light in terms of what we need,

386
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,276
and it is nothing.

387
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,112
Do you know? Do I know what?

388
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,238
I think you know.

389
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,908
Know what? Yeah, know what?

390
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,702
Does anyone happen to
know what 15% of 4,300 is?

391
00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:00,245
$645.

392
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,788
Michael's a genius. Right.

393
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,040
Why did you say "dollars"?

394
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,958
Because that is
how my mind works.

395
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,585
What's 15% of 200?

396
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:11,507
Thank you. Everyone,
Michael is returning the surplus

397
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,091
so he can keep 15% as a bonus.

398
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,218
Wait, what?

399
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,969
You can do that?
Kevin: Hey, Michael.

400
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:20,599
What's 394 times 5912?

401
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,351
Let's see.
You're going to give yourself

402
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,394
a bonus of $645

403
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,706
instead of getting the entire
office something it really needs?

404
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,398
I don't need $645.

405
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,109
I already have $645,
more or less.

406
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,921
Oscar: You're going to get
us a copier then? This is stupid.

407
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,072
Pam: Or chairs.
This is so, so stupid.

408
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,325
And, god, that's my phone.

409
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,969
Stanley: I didn't hear
a phone ring.

410
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,620
To be continued!

411
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,751
No, I don't...
This doesn't change anything.

412
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:50,629
I have a very important
decision to make.

413
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,881
We need a new copier,
we need new chairs,

414
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,134
and I need to figure out
a way to keep this money

415
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,637
without having
everybody hate me.

416
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,391
Hey, tuna, check it out.
Tuna sandwich.

417
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,226
Just like you.

418
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,939
What?

419
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,119
Now, I have to take
care of a legal issue.

420
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,042
Was that hot or what?

421
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,460
So what's it going to be?

422
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,646
Michael, you have
to make a decision.

423
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,671
The day is almost done.

424
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,524
Let me just say you've been
promising me this chair

425
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,632
since the day you hired me.

426
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,836
You are a smart guy. I
know you'll do the right thing.

427
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,264
You think it's easy?
It's your job.

428
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,809
Okay, you know what, why
don't you guys deal with it?

429
00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:48,895
I am going to get up and I'm
going to be out in the common area

430
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:54,610
but you need to decide, otherwise
I'm taking the bonus. All right?

431
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,530
It is a classic management
tactic. You have two sides,

432
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,326
a deadline, you know that neither
of them are going to concede,

433
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,489
what you do is you put
them in a room and you just...

434
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,723
Hey, we're going
with the chairs.

435
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,747
What?

436
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,709
I just figured I'd rather have
new chairs than nothing at all.

437
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,336
Thanks, Michael.

438
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,588
Good work. I'm proud of you.

439
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,257
Mother...

440
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,718
What have we learned this week?

441
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,055
Well, one, thanks to me,

442
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:27,142
my team is much, much faster
at coming to decisions

443
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,227
than I thought they would be.

444
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,065
Number two, never buy a fur
coat with a credit card until you

445
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,735
absolutely have
the money to pay for it.

446
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,863
And three, you should know

447
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,239
that some people think it's cool

448
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,991
to throw buckets
of fake blood on you

449
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,702
as you are walking out
of burlington coat factory.

450
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,124
Truce?

451
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,710
Yeah, I guess, since I won.

452
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,046
You did win. You did win.

453
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,941
Anyway, I'm going to need
three copies of each of these,

454
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,884
stapled and collated.

455
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,305
I'm totally kidding.

456
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,308
I'm going to need four.