1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,240 Do you have a plan of what to say? 2 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:11,320 Peter's dead. This man is an impostor. 3 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:13,960 We also have pamphlets. 4 00:00:14,039 --> 00:00:16,920 And we have Catherine the fucking Great, a woman of destiny. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,719 - Of fierce intelligence and wit. - Packed into a delicious body. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,320 Her mind's the thing, you whore. You're so cunt-forward, aren't you? 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,160 You're like two angry little cats in a bucket. 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,640 I always thought fucking the same man should bring women together. 9 00:00:30,679 --> 00:00:34,600 Does Grigor do that thing with the two fingers and the humming vibration? 10 00:00:35,719 --> 00:00:37,280 I think we have our answer. 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,439 I taught him it. The introductory orgy for the court 16-year-olds. 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,840 He does. 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:47,600 - It is weird when he does it. - The tune is what's weird. 14 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:49,159 It's like a marching band tune. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,920 You're in the sensual heat and then it's... 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,799 Still, he's a great fuck. 17 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,679 You're welcome. 18 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:09,599 We're here. 19 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,120 I have no idea what else to say. 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,200 It'll come to me. Unless it doesn't. It will. 21 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,519 Does anyone have a kumquat? I feel like a kumquat. 22 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,319 - Eye-fuck them when you can. - Of course you'd say that. 23 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,439 - Drive! - Fucking hell, that was intense. 24 00:01:54,519 --> 00:01:56,519 You fucking German bitch! 25 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:59,799 I'm going to throw your dead body at Peter's feet! 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Thanks. 27 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,719 - You're assuming I was aiming for him. - You all right? 28 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,000 They really hate me. 29 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,039 Appreciate no one trying to reassure me. 30 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:30,120 It didn't help when I stopped speaking and started crying. 31 00:02:30,439 --> 00:02:32,319 They smelled weakness. 32 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:36,639 For Peter! 33 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,759 There's a man running alongside the carriage. 34 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,919 Should I shoot him or just assume he'll get tired? 35 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,560 - Shoot him. - Shoot him. 36 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,960 See? You can get on. 37 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,520 I can't stop thinking about it. 38 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:52,319 Because we've been in here for days, 39 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,319 and now we're starting to scratch at each other. 40 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,360 I couldn't kill my own people, Agnes. It's actually admirable. 41 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,560 I understand it. 42 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:06,719 Except for the bit where we were so close to having Sweden back, 43 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,080 and you bottled it because you can't stand the sight of blood. 44 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:13,599 And now we're hiding in our room, and every time I pick up a fork, 45 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,400 I think of putting it down hard in your face. 46 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,680 See? Scratching! 47 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,199 We should go out. Something's fucking going on out there. 48 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,000 I don't think so. 49 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,719 If she was gonna kill us, she'd have done it. 50 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,000 Right. So she doesn't want to kill us. Others might. 51 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,159 I feel good about it. And Hugoland, I don't think that's off the table. 52 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:57,759 Visionary idea. I am the future. I know that. Just not as expected. 53 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,800 I'm not some old king. I'm... 54 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,800 something else. 55 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:06,000 I really feel weirdly good. Like a new future is out there to be picked. 56 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,759 - I hate you. - That's impossible. Let's go. 57 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,919 Hugo. 58 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,879 What do we do? 59 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,800 - We join Peter. - Peter's dead. 60 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:25,959 - Is he? - Apparently. He is. 61 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,000 She says he is. But no body. 62 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:31,480 Apparently Elizabeth decided not to get it back. 63 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,800 - I think it's fucking Peter out there. - It's the look-alike, Tatyana. Logic. 64 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:38,800 Peter was here when this uprising started. 65 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,759 Was he? Or was that a look-alike 66 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,360 because he'd left and she was covering for him? 67 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,639 Fuck. 68 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,839 That's interesting. 69 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,680 Think the things they don't want you to think, Arkady. 70 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,439 I don't quite understand what that means-- 71 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:53,839 Means we leave. Join him. 72 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,759 Pugachev has taken Moscow. 73 00:05:07,879 --> 00:05:09,120 Okay, thanks. 74 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,360 "Okay, thanks"? You did hear me? 75 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:13,839 I did. Pugachev has taken Moscow. 76 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,240 - Fuck. - Catherine. 77 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,800 - Petrov, shoot them. - Will do. Head or arse? 78 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,800 - One head, one arse. - Someone has to help her. 79 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,759 Not someone. Me. 80 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,560 I have to feed Maxim anyway. 81 00:05:28,439 --> 00:05:29,720 Weird but sweet. 82 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,000 Elizabeth? 83 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:39,160 We have to ordain Paul. He's Peter's son and Catherine is in trouble. 84 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,279 We must act. 85 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,279 - Do not try to play me. - Am I wrong in any way? 86 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,720 Is it done? 87 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:14,800 What are you doing? 88 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:17,480 It's not what it looks like. It's a game. 89 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,800 None are loaded? 90 00:06:19,519 --> 00:06:21,000 Well, one's supposed to be. 91 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,000 That one. Interesting. 92 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,920 You okay? 93 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,000 To be honest, I'm a little bit worried about you. 94 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:34,720 Can't put my finger on why, though. 95 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,879 It's not funny. 96 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,680 What is going on? 97 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,519 You're paying no heed to the gravity of your situation, and now this? 98 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,839 - You need to pull yourself together. - I'm trying. 99 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,680 - By putting a gun to your head? - It's a test. 100 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,920 I came to Russia, and I felt something. 101 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,519 A destiny. 102 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,839 Or I told myself a story. 103 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,839 A delusion to escape the fact Peter didn't love me when I first got here. 104 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,319 So if it's destiny, I will never pick the wrong gun. 105 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,120 That is mad. 106 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:06,720 If it's my destiny, then Pugachev will not prevail. 107 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,040 But if it's delusion, the people will hate me, tick... 108 00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:11,959 he will advance and win. 109 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:15,720 I am going to shake you very hard 110 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,079 and hope that something in your head clicks together. 111 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,160 I admit it's not a great time for this particular existential dilemma. 112 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,279 Like a duck being pecked to death, suddenly unsure if it needs its beak? 113 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,600 A fucking terrible time, I would say! 114 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:29,800 But it's in me. 115 00:07:30,279 --> 00:07:33,560 Or rather, it doesn't feel like it is. Look at Peter. 116 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,000 He had a story of some destiny he had to have, but it wasn't. 117 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,800 It was a delusional story that led him to his death. 118 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,920 You're not him. 119 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,199 - What makes me different? - You have a destiny. 120 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,279 Funny. And true, according to today's guns. 121 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:52,920 Where is Paul? 122 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,680 - Safe. - You keep saying that. 123 00:07:56,759 --> 00:07:58,279 I don't want to throw him into this game. 124 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,439 He was born into this game. No escape for any of us. 125 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:03,879 This is a good apple. 126 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,839 We need him ordained. 127 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,800 No. 128 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,360 - Angry? - Shaking. 129 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,079 As is your reign. 130 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:24,040 Pugachev is pretending to be Peter and calling you illegitimate. 131 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,000 You must ordain Paul, be part of the line. 132 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,199 I'll think about it. 133 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:31,680 He's hanging his clothes in Moscow tonight. You don't have time to think. 134 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,679 Let me help you, because I do know. 135 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,240 You always seem to. 136 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,360 So why is this not your destiny, this chair? 137 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,240 You are brilliant at all of it. 138 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,480 - It is not for me. - You serve these men. 139 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:48,720 But why not you? 140 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,080 Because it is not in you or because you have never imagined it? 141 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:54,639 Told yourself that story? 142 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:02,559 Catherine, I don't want to imagine anything except you staying alive, 143 00:09:02,639 --> 00:09:04,440 and us not looking out that window 144 00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:07,960 and seeing men running towards the palace to cut our pale, pondering necks. 145 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,639 Ordain Paul and move on Pugachev. 146 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,440 They all think he's Peter. 147 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:20,840 So I kill him, they all think I killed my husband. 148 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,639 That is not the story I wish for Paul. 149 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,519 Or for Peter. 150 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,080 He wanted a legacy. 151 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,559 This cannot be it. 152 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,559 Gosh. 153 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,159 It's hard, isn't it? 154 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,799 Being without him? 155 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:54,559 It's the everywhere he isn't. 156 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,039 Which is... 157 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:58,960 Everywhere. 158 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,279 Yes. 159 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,840 Marial, untie me! 160 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:17,480 - You are a very bad wife. - I'm saving your life. 161 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:19,120 I need to make amends. 162 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,480 I've claimed to have killed him, and now I look like a fool. 163 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,559 - You do look like a fool. - Unbelievable. 164 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,639 I thought we really got to a good place as a couple. 165 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,960 Do I need to remind you that you are a child? 166 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,879 I am your husband and I will be respected! 167 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:38,200 I'd really love for you to untie me, darling. 168 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,960 Marial! 169 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,639 - You're amazing. - As him! 170 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,879 Tatyana, you're like silk. 171 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,919 Yeah, yeah! And you've always wanted me! 172 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,759 And I've always wanted you. You're peaches and cream on a summer's day. 173 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,240 Oh, yeah, talk food! Yes! Yes! Yes! 174 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,080 - And you're mushrooms-- - Oh, yeah! 175 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:07,679 - Stroganoff, stroganoff. - Yes, yes! 176 00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:09,639 Soufflé! 177 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,320 Has anyone seen... I mean, Emperor Peter? 178 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:23,080 Arkady! Best friend and right-hand man. 179 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:24,519 Think of what we've been through together. 180 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:27,000 Yes. I am. 181 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,720 Friends, what do we say? 182 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:34,039 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 183 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,639 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 184 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,159 Peter! Peter! Peter! 185 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,679 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 186 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:45,919 Peter! Peter! Peter! 187 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,279 They hate her out there. Pugachev is now in fucking Moscow. 188 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,240 They're going to come and cut our flesh into chess pieces. 189 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,799 If he's in Moscow, we're next. 190 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,440 Hence the chess pieces comment. Can you keep up? 191 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,279 Grigor? 192 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,159 - Grigor, can you hear me? - I'm thinking about Paul. 193 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,399 Yes, we're all thinking about Paul. 194 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,559 She needs to ordain him. 195 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,960 He didn't want that. No one is ordaining him. 196 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,120 Marial's coming. I thought you'd like the warning 197 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,960 during that slightly treasonous, but thrilling conversation. 198 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,360 Stop eavesdropping! 199 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,679 I must say, Madam Dymov, your passion is... 200 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:24,240 - Thank you, Petra. - You will thank me. 201 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,759 Really got myself into a bad place with her. 202 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:31,240 Grigor. 203 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,840 - Can we talk? - We are talking. 204 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,960 The married-to-each-other people. Talk to Maxim. 205 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,039 - I just saved your life. - You did? 206 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,360 My life is full of regrets. I suspect that will be the biggest. 207 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,840 - Grigor. - I'm not really following a lot of this. 208 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:47,080 We can't just give up on this. 209 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:50,120 I think you can, if you need an outsider's perspective. 210 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,639 - Shut up! Grigor. - Everyone's just saying words. 211 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,440 But they're just words, you know? 212 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,320 They float in the air, and they don't mean anything to me anymore. 213 00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:01,799 - Peter is dead. We are not. - Everyone is dead to me now. 214 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:05,279 I don't care about either of you anymore. 215 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:12,759 Sometimes he sees a nail and he is a hammer. 216 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,559 It's unexpected and always gets me wet. 217 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,600 - He meant that about you. Not me. - Did he, though? 218 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,799 Little tears welling in your eyes say different. 219 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,399 Can you fuck off? 220 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,759 No. Because I live here with my husband. 221 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:37,960 Get off her. 222 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,919 Stay there. 223 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,399 You're kidding me. 224 00:13:54,039 --> 00:13:55,320 Do I need to remind you why? 225 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,080 Go on, then. 226 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,320 Morning, Paul. How'd you sleep? 227 00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:26,000 Don't eat that. I've got an array of things. 228 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,799 Pickled walnuts, some pigeon breasts, 229 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,759 some cheeses that taste like arse your dad loved, 230 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,799 vodka-laced milk shot. 231 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:41,799 Huzzah. 232 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,240 And while you feast... 233 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:45,919 Yeah. 234 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,039 Your dad had a great love of music. 235 00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:53,679 He'd want me to make sure you had one, too. 236 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,000 Eat and I will play. 237 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:04,240 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 238 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,279 - Another win, my friends! - Peter! Peter! Peter! 239 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,080 And we will continue to win, 240 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:17,320 as I am the true Emperor of Russia, chosen by God! 241 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,879 Huzzah! 242 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,960 And Catherine will soon be destroyed, 243 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,720 as she has proved herself an agent of evil. 244 00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:27,320 No one knows better what a monster she is 245 00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:30,799 than my best friend, Arkady Vasilovich! 246 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,799 My heart swells to be back with my best friend, Peter the Third! 247 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,200 Hey, a party to celebrate! 248 00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:47,600 For tomorrow, we rally with thousands of our brothers, 249 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,879 and we take this fucking country back! 250 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:56,039 - Wake up, you fat fuck! - Huzzah! 251 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,639 Everyone will dress nicely, 252 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:03,559 and I will fuck anyone at court who demands it. 253 00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:04,720 I do! 254 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,240 Where's Jean-Pierre? 255 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:19,159 Crepe, anyone? 256 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,480 I'm a little bit upset. You said just the once. 257 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,639 It's political, Arkady. 258 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,919 Georgina did it for Grigor, and I do it for you. 259 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:34,200 - You know it's not really him. - I do. I think. 260 00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:37,159 Look, we are finally number two, so you're welcome. 261 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,639 Hors d'oeuvres, foie gras, oysters with that pink onion juice... 262 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,600 Arkady, go through the rest of the menu with Jean-Pierre. 263 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,360 Yes, of course, Peter. 264 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,879 - Peter! Peter! - Huzzah. 265 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:12,759 Your dad had his own particular sound I, unfortunately, can't replicate. 266 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,559 You'll never know that sweetness. 267 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,799 Pussy. 268 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,880 Huzzah, Paul! Hey! 269 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,359 Vodka-laced milk shot. 270 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,440 Yes. Yes. 271 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:38,000 - Fabulous blood clots. - Glad you're entertained. 272 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,400 I just need something for the pain. The vodka's not doing it. 273 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 - Why don't I just cure you? - Funny. 274 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,799 Take three of these daily, should be fine in a month. 275 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,799 What? 276 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,079 No. My father had this same thing. 277 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:56,640 He died of it. 278 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,839 We worked out how to cure it a couple of years ago. 279 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,880 If anyone bothered to read my pamphlets, they'd know. 280 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,000 But do they? No, they fucking don't. 281 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:06,720 I see. 282 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,000 Because you thought you were, you fucked everything up. 283 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,440 Now Peter's dead, and you're no longer a soldier. 284 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,039 Moral of the story: Read my pamphlet. 285 00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:20,960 Surprised she didn't kill you and Hugo, but she's not well herself, my read of it. 286 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,000 Do you think Elizabeth would marry me? 287 00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:25,720 - The fuck are-- - You've known her a long time. 288 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:28,359 - You knew her and Peter the Great. - I'm not dying? 289 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,319 We established that and introduced a new topic. 290 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,640 Do you think she'll ever bury that man, is my question. 291 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,839 He was a god, not a man. 292 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,559 I treated him for genital warts. He was a man. 293 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,480 Fuck. 294 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,839 You feel stupid. 295 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:48,799 Yes. 296 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,599 I have no cure for that. 297 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,519 Not dying! No. 298 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,160 Not dying. 299 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,240 Not dying! 300 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:24,480 I'm going to ignore the fact that there was a lot of tongue from you. 301 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,519 Apparently, Fake Peter just took fucking Moscow. 302 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,640 I'm getting a strong sense of-- 303 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,240 - Déjà vu? - You too? 304 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,160 Shit. 305 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:34,799 We need a friend. 306 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,240 You know who you don't kill in a court? 307 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,759 An asset. 308 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,200 We can't go to Catherine in case she's just forgotten us for a moment, 309 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,799 looks at us, and remembers she was going to cut our heads off. 310 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,720 Good read of the situation. 311 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,079 So, next best thing? 312 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,200 - Am I doing something wrong? - Several things. 313 00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:13,279 Some to do with the pliantness of your tongue 314 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:17,079 and the lack of random circular motion to break the rhythm, 315 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,079 startling a different sensation, thereby driving me close to climax. 316 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,559 But it's not that. 317 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,680 It's Catherine. 318 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:33,839 It's this uprising, it's me, it's Peter, it's where is Paul? 319 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:38,480 And will my end be sliced up for steaks for Cossacks? 320 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,200 Sort of a fascinating way to go, in a way. 321 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:46,079 Right. I had planned to propose, after your orgasm. 322 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,160 - What? - Maybe now's not a good time. 323 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,480 Never is a good time, if you needed guidance on a timeline. 324 00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:52,519 Or is it? 325 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440 It's not. 326 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,920 Or is it? Perhaps this black hole you have in you 327 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,640 could be filled with the love of a good doctor. 328 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,799 - I will only ever love one man. - Peter the Great is dead. You are alive. 329 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880 I am alive. 330 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,480 And if I fix the circular motion problem and attended to the pliancy issue, 331 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,920 I think we're well suited. 332 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,200 - Bad time? - No. 333 00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:15,079 Thank you, Vinodel. You may go. 334 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,759 - Think on what I said. - I won't. 335 00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:23,480 - Hugo, how's the leg? - Excruciatingly painful. 336 00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:24,799 Excellent. 337 00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:28,519 We've been thinking about what we can offer Russia. 338 00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:31,119 Your death by your own hand would be lovely. 339 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,880 Unfortunately, Catherine seems oddly ambivalent to your back. 340 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,160 She's letting us live? 341 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:37,720 It may not last. She's in a strange place. 342 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:41,119 She has some fucking problems. An uprising. Well, guess what? 343 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,799 Been there, have some thoughts. 344 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,400 No one else in this palace with king experience, is there? 345 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,839 A failed king. 346 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,480 So I know the pitfalls. The mistakes to avoid. 347 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,880 Also, amusing, brilliant strategist, cunning as fuck, stole Russia's army. 348 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,839 Don't want to dwell on it. Obviously a sore point, but worth mentioning. 349 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,839 As well as a semi-powerful lover. 350 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,039 That's actually more of a sporadic thing. 351 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,519 However, clearly Vinodel has left you wanting 352 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:10,480 and so, as you can tell, I am dexterously tongued of word 353 00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:13,319 and so am a bit masterful down there. 354 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,400 - You could use a man like me. - I could, actually. 355 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,480 - Amazing. So am I eating pussy or-- - You're finding Paul. 356 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:21,480 Fantastic. 357 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,160 Agnes, you can stay. 358 00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,759 We capture him and do a deal. 359 00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:35,720 The question for you, Petrov, is how do we capture him? 360 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:39,240 Well, two things. Disagree on the capture thing. 361 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:42,480 That'll just inflame his people to attack St. Petersburg and free him. 362 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,000 That's not negotiable, so disagree in your head, but not with your tongue. 363 00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:48,119 He has a rally in Moscow planned. 364 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,240 Rather than a massive attack that turns into a blood bath for us-- 365 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:53,480 militia, passing animals, and pretzel vendors, 366 00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:56,680 we need to isolate him on stage and then take a sniper shot. 367 00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,119 He needs to die in front of them. 368 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,759 And no one is to know if it was by us or one of his own. 369 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,839 And the part where you listen to my orders? 370 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,319 Overridden by my duty to provide clever and unvarnished advice. 371 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,119 - Confident, aren't you? - He does have that. 372 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,519 It's partly because of how fucking handsome I am 373 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,279 that life's a bit of an easy ride, as I'm sure you know. 374 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,799 I grew up with this easy flow of opportunity and pussy 375 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,799 and gave myself all the credit for it, and then one day wondered. 376 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,039 So I... I took some lily of the valley, 377 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,200 which gave me a hideous rash on my face and a gammy eye for months, 378 00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,359 and as I suspected, the flow dried up. 379 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:35,039 I realized cleverness and disciplined thought would carry me further. 380 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,279 On the other hand, a small bumbling man recently fucked my fiancé, 381 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:39,359 so there's that. 382 00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:43,440 We seem off topic. I like Petrov's killing plan. 383 00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:46,000 - Put him in the ground. - Can I ask you something, Petrov? 384 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,079 When you're on the battlefield, bullets randomly whizzing about, 385 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,079 people dying around you, you could die at any moment, 386 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,039 how do you view that? 387 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,839 Imminent death, fate, destiny? What? 388 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,480 Luck. Dumb fucking luck. 389 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:02,880 Is it? I've never believed in luck. 390 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,119 - I know you haven't wanted to see me. - And still don't. 391 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,319 I am truly sorry. I... 392 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,200 I've been an arse, 393 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,279 a foolish old man, 394 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,440 drunk on his stories of who I had to be, how I had to die, and... 395 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,240 I've let you down. 396 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,759 And I'll spend the rest of my life regretting it. 397 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:34,400 I thought fate had played its last card on this old horse. 398 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,160 However, it turns out the rest of my life should be a long, long fucking time, 399 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,279 as I'm not dying. 400 00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:44,720 And we should all keep up-to-date with Vinodel's pamphlets 401 00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:47,319 and save ourselves some fucking grief. 402 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,079 - Dumb fucking luck. - Or logic to go to a doctor when ill. 403 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,920 - Marvelous, though. - Either way, delightful news. 404 00:24:56,799 --> 00:25:00,599 It's a relief to hear you're relieved by that idea. 405 00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:04,000 I heard Pugachev has taken Moscow. 406 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,160 I know what to do. 407 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,440 Very happy for you, sir, but we have this in hand. 408 00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:12,960 Let me lay out this plan for you. You need to take him alive. 409 00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:15,359 Let everyone know he's not Peter, he's... 410 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,039 He's just some dumbass, lowlife Cossack cockroach. 411 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,960 You trade his life for a tour, 412 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,640 where he admits he's not Peter the Third 413 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,119 and he disintegrates everything he's whipped up. 414 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,480 - My thoughts exactly. - Seems fraught with holes. 415 00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:33,559 Petrov, we will do Velementov's plan. 416 00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:37,680 Leave him alive, dumb Cossack or not, you keep the uprising alive. 417 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:39,559 With no head, the body doesn't know where to move. 418 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,279 If we kill him at the rally, everyone will think it's Peter. 419 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:47,559 That story will be out there forever for Paul to wonder on. 420 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,960 - Right. - We go with Velementov's plan. 421 00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:53,319 - Petrov, make it happen. - It's... Well, it's my plan. 422 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,599 - I... I can make it happen. - He's head of the army. 423 00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,039 - I'm glad you're alive. - Yeah. 424 00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:01,279 Go. 425 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,279 There is a frisson of terror in the court at the Moscow news. 426 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,599 You should talk to them and allay their fears. 427 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:17,920 Hopefully without the long pauses and crying. 428 00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:20,480 This fatalism will get you killed. 429 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,119 Or it won't. 430 00:26:56,759 --> 00:27:00,039 Listening to all this, I can't help thinking Petrov's plan was a better plan. 431 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,000 You just want to kill Pugachev because he reminds you of Peter. 432 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,119 - He doesn't remind me of Peter at all. - He's ugly and a fucking thug. 433 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,039 Well, obviously he's saying something people are hearing. 434 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,720 What do you mean he's saying something? 435 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:12,400 Yes, Marial, what do you mean? 436 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,039 - He has something. - How do you know? 437 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,839 I was a fucking servant. 438 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,079 He was down there sometimes. Our paths crossed. 439 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:26,160 - I never knew that. - Neither did I. Do tell, Marial. 440 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,799 Not a big story. He has something. All I'm saying. 441 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,759 Turn of phrase, whatever. 442 00:27:31,839 --> 00:27:35,720 And people are clearly responding to it. But I love this plan. 443 00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:36,759 My point. 444 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,839 I have a turn of phrase, too. 445 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,319 Get a nose full of Paul's scent, doggie. 446 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,160 Best cadaver dog. 447 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,519 It will find live ones, too? 448 00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:56,960 Never tried it for live ones.- Why do you need a cadaver dog? 449 00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:58,759 That's a private matter. 450 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,279 I'll need it back tomorrow. 451 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,599 There's going to be a lot of cadavers in court, thanks to that crazy bitch. 452 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,759 Can I just say a few things? 453 00:28:13,599 --> 00:28:16,920 I know people are worried, and there is a little bit of an air of panic 454 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,200 because of what is happening in Moscow. 455 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:22,160 But I want you to know that whatever happens, 456 00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:25,119 that's what will happen. 457 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,039 We have a plan. 458 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,480 This man, Pugachev... 459 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,440 Repeat after me, Pugachev, not Peter the Third. 460 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,599 Pugachev, not Peter the Third. 461 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,319 An important point the whole country will fucking know. 462 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,039 He will be taken and the threat removed from our lives. 463 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:47,119 We will prevail. 464 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,039 Thank you, Georgina. Well said. 465 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,920 Shall we have tea and cakes in a relaxed manner, 466 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,680 as befits how little threat we're under? 467 00:28:56,759 --> 00:28:57,799 To Catherine the Great! 468 00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,559 - Huzzah! - Huzzah! 469 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,920 She looked straight at me. 470 00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:05,039 And still is. 471 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,240 Hugo and Agnes and a dog. 472 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,160 Can we just say how sorry about Peter we are? 473 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:17,160 He was a brother king to me. 474 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,920 - He made his choices. - And you have chosen not to kill us. 475 00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:24,680 Love to get some clarity. 476 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,400 I suppose I should. 477 00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:29,279 But then, is it your fault? 478 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,440 You tried to get your country back, Peter tried to get his self-respect back, 479 00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:35,920 and I tried to get my husband back alive. 480 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,920 And we all failed. So, suffer we all shall. 481 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,160 Thank you, Smolny. How kind. 482 00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:28,200 Almondy. How delicious. 483 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,920 Can I have some? 484 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:34,519 Indeed. 485 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:45,519 You fucking idiot, Smolny! 486 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,359 If you're accusing me of poisoning the empress, you are way off base. 487 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,880 Almondy? Arsenic. Almonds, everyone fucking knows that. 488 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,680 Why aren't you killing her? 489 00:30:54,359 --> 00:30:56,279 Because I'm cleverer than that. 490 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,319 Well, hello, little husband. 491 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,119 Great. Untie me, please. 492 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,559 - Such a newlywed thing to do. - Isn't it? 493 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,640 You remember when you locked me in that cupboard 494 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160 and every hour, you hammered a nail in? 495 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,880 Suddenly, this fucking nail came at me! It was very intense. 496 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,960 The sex when I let you out of there. 497 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:24,200 We had a little argument. Just untie me. 498 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,359 Shouldn't really get involved in other people's marriages. 499 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,920 - I need to pee. - Does she have Paul? 500 00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:33,359 Maybe. Untie me and I'll tell you. 501 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,880 Tell us or I'll tell this dog to maul your face. 502 00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:37,960 No. 503 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,480 Bye. 504 00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:46,559 You're such a cutie! 505 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:50,359 Thanks. 506 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:16,279 Perfect. 507 00:32:21,599 --> 00:32:23,559 - Is he all right? - He's fine. 508 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,200 - I'll go back to him now. - Elizabeth will be looking. 509 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,599 And possibly others. 510 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,839 - You okay? - It's just a little arsenic. 511 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,920 Arsenic? 512 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,279 Tell me a story about him before you go. 513 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,759 I remember after the torture dinner 514 00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:51,680 and he told you he loved you for the first time. 515 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:56,759 And he came to my room, shaking, because he'd never felt anything like it. 516 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,200 And for days afterwards, he would make me taste things. 517 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,519 Everything seemed sharper to him, 518 00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:09,720 like the forest throbbed and oysters were a wave of sea. 519 00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:10,759 I don't know. 520 00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:14,240 He said you had obliterated the old world he knew 521 00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:18,240 and replaced it with this shimmering one. 522 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,359 Good story. 523 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,960 Should you see Vinodel? 524 00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:32,119 I'll sleep it off. Or I won't. 525 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:34,880 Tell Paul I love him. 526 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,160 You know him, Pugachev. 527 00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:42,319 - How has he done this? - What do you mean? 528 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,039 He's inspired tens of thousands to rise up and risk their lives for him. 529 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,240 He was kind of an idiot. 530 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,119 Marial said he had a turn of phrase. 531 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,000 How would Marial know? 532 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,079 I better go. 533 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,800 Where the hell did that dog go? 534 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,639 - Fuck! Grigor. He'll kill you. - That's a problem. 535 00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:33,559 Yes, it's a gun. 536 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,280 Great senses. 537 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,039 Hi. Me. Couple of things... 538 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,800 I'm gonna tear out your windpipe and use it as a drinking straw. 539 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,199 - Or we become friends. - Friends? Are you fucking mad? 540 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,440 We're both grieving. Our friend died. 541 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:51,639 I personally have a weird sense of guilt. 542 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,440 That's because it's your fucking fault! 543 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,320 Maybe that's it. Interesting. See? 544 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,159 A friendship with challenges, the best kind. 545 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,840 I'm gonna take a hammer and beat your skull into tiny pieces very slowly. 546 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:06,039 Okay. You're not ready to listen. Understood. 547 00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:11,039 You're sad. I get it. Me too. 548 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,119 - But we have to learn to live together. - Or... 549 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:16,280 - Funny, love it. - ...I burn you alive! 550 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,559 Always liked you. 551 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,119 Fuck! 552 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,559 Paul is all. Paul is all. Paul is all... 553 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,920 Fuck. 554 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,360 You've seen him, haven't you? 555 00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,880 - What? - Pugachev. 556 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,480 You said he had a turn of phrase, downstairs as a servant. 557 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,079 - Yes. - No. You've been to a rally. 558 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,840 Yes, I have. 559 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,440 - I don't lie to you anymore. - Appreciate it. 560 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,039 And? 561 00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:06,559 Can't really explain it. He just... 562 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,159 He has moments where you feel like he understands. 563 00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:19,719 Perhaps I need to see this turn of phrase to understand it. 564 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,320 Let's go. 565 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:24,719 Shall we? 566 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,159 Prepare a carriage for Moscow. 567 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:42,239 - I asked you to wait! - Tell the dog. 568 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,400 What are you two doing here? I can't believe you would dare. 569 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,159 - Look! - She gave him to Grigor. 570 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,159 Gave who to Grigor? 571 00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:51,440 - Thanks for your time. - Paul? 572 00:36:51,519 --> 00:36:53,719 Never said that. We just came to say hi. 573 00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:08,679 It's okay. 574 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:14,159 Oh, dear. 575 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,239 Forest might not be the safest place for you now I think about it, Paul. 576 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,920 - You okay? - Furry. 577 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,360 Yeah, he was furry. 578 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,360 Running away? 579 00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:36,679 - Lit the fire and then-- - I'm going to put it out. 580 00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:42,000 - I am very angry at you. - Do that again. 581 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480 Not if you're going to enjoy it. 582 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:48,800 - It can still be saved. - The plan, please? 583 00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,480 - I kill him. - Good plan. 584 00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:53,639 Are you capable of it? 585 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,800 Since I fear you'd rather suck his tongue and draw hearts on his back. 586 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,119 And did you get Paul back? 587 00:38:01,519 --> 00:38:03,440 Not doing your bit either then, are you? 588 00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:06,440 We are on the precipice of losing everything because of you. 589 00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:07,719 Then let me get on with it. 590 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,639 Rousing. 591 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,920 Few things going on, Paul. 592 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,360 I mean, it's Russia. Something's always happening. You should know that. 593 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,760 There's a lot of men who want to come and kill your mother 594 00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:38,119 for a man pretending to be your father. 595 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,440 And also, everyone wants to ordain you. 596 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,559 But that's like putting a target on your back. 597 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,440 Being eaten by that bear would be a blessing. 598 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400 Your dad didn't want it for you. 599 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,239 So fuck 'em. It's not gonna happen. 600 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,719 We're gonna be safe here, you and I. 601 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,760 Yeah. 602 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,960 Eat your foie gras. 603 00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:21,639 I came to suggest a return bout with my tongue. 604 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,639 I treated it with elderberry juice, aiding tenderness and increased pliancy. 605 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,840 You're always trying, Vinodel. 606 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,199 A man of science. Experiment until you find the formula. 607 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:33,719 I do admire that. 608 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,119 And yet, you're still staring wistfully at the great man. 609 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,079 How do we cure that? 610 00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:44,079 The whole course of my life changed the day I met him. 611 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:48,320 Everything I wanted fell away to wanting him, to wanting what he wanted. 612 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,760 Do I hear regret? 613 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,960 No. But maybe it's time I changed course, 614 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,960 made my own way. 615 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,280 You could make your own way with me. 616 00:40:01,559 --> 00:40:02,840 Possibly. 617 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,440 You hear that, you broad-backed cunt? 618 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,440 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 619 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,280 Good evening, Moscow! 620 00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:42,400 - You okay? - Yeah. 621 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:48,639 We have marched in here on a wave of fucking love for me, Peter the Third! 622 00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:54,000 - Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! - I could listen to that all night. 623 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:58,000 We should invent a fucking bell that when you ring it sounds out my name! 624 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,360 Everyone! 625 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,159 - Hungry? - Yes! 626 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,679 Quail and aioli! 627 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:11,599 - Fucking hell. - That is very him. 628 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,800 - Yes. - Needs lemon salt! 629 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,960 Using his salt? Fucker! 630 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,559 Catherine, they'll tear you apart. 631 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,079 Yeah, I feed and nourish my people, 632 00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:28,480 unlike that scrappy German witch-faced whore. 633 00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:30,320 Witch-faced? 634 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,800 She comes here to Russia, brought here by the current patriarch, 635 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,159 who I suspect is in the devil's fucking sway, 636 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,840 and we will need to kill him to preserve the Russian church's purity! 637 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,159 I love God! 638 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,920 God! God! God! 639 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,280 - Yeah, how much do you love that quail? - Quail! Quail! Quail! 640 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,360 Are you fucking kidding? They're fucking idiots. 641 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,000 Well, I say enough! 642 00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:19,119 I'll wing him. You bundle him up into the carriage. 643 00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:22,119 Or I could wing him. I seem to recall trembling hands. 644 00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:23,320 Look. 645 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,760 Like Moses' tablets. 646 00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:30,000 Thou shalt not kill but take him alive. Madness. 647 00:42:30,079 --> 00:42:33,280 - Orders. - Orders? Didn't you steal the army? 648 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,239 - I'll wing him. Watch and learn. - You can wait in the carriage while I do. 649 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,559 That was an order, by the way, by me, head of the army. 650 00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:44,280 Salute's optional. I run a tight but casual ship. 651 00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:53,559 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 652 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,199 Here's the weird thing. Come closer, come closer. 653 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,960 I loved her 654 00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:08,119 with all my fucking heart. 655 00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:11,719 And for a minute, I let her have her hands on this kingdom, 656 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,119 and for that, I apologize and seek your forgiveness. 657 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,199 A foolish heart, who hasn't had that? You all have, right? 658 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,559 - Yes! - But... But then something happened. 659 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,599 I was out riding and I came across a simple hut. 660 00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:27,039 An old couple, and they had nothing. 661 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:29,840 Some potatoes, some bread, and they invited me to sit with them. 662 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:32,840 And we ate. We drank vodka, 663 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,679 and we sang and looked up at the stars in our god's Russian sky, 664 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,320 and I looked in their deep, blue eyes 665 00:43:41,559 --> 00:43:43,400 and something in me broke. 666 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,639 I was flooded with love and understanding of what my people needed 667 00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:54,719 and that they were the riches of Russia, not gold and silk. 668 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,760 - Them! - That's right, yeah. 669 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,480 Fuck. 670 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,480 The Russian people, my people! 671 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,880 Russia! Russia! Russia! 672 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,639 I went back to Catherine and told her of my epiphany, 673 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,000 and you know what she said? 674 00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:20,519 "They sound like people who should have died in the womb." 675 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,800 In that moment, I saw our love was a fraud, 676 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,159 and she was a fraud who hated us! 677 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,320 And that's when she took a knife and, laughing, she plunged it into me! 678 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,320 Let's talk about Paul. She has him trapped. 679 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,320 I've heard he might already be dead and she had his skin made into a handbag. 680 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:49,360 She will be killed, or she will drop to her knees in front of me. 681 00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,559 Yes, it is a metaphor and also a joke about cocksucking! 682 00:44:54,639 --> 00:44:55,679 Huzzah! 683 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,400 I will remake our land, kill foreigners who look us in the eye, 684 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,679 build the tallest towers in the world, 685 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:09,599 and send ships to fucking steal all the gold and raccoons from America! 686 00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:13,559 We will ship in servants, and no Russians will serve. 687 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,960 We will all be served! 688 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,320 - That's all lies. - Always loved ending dinner one way. 689 00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:27,119 Bag o' heads! 690 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,880 Count Volpov, you're first! 691 00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:35,840 Look at the arc on him! 692 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,719 Duchess Pastanak! Eyes still open! 693 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,360 Lightning round! 694 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,760 Mikalov! 695 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:48,760 Lebedev! 696 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,360 Lady Nikitin! Still got her earrings on! 697 00:45:57,159 --> 00:45:59,559 Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! 698 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:03,119 - Catherine! Catherine! - Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! 699 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,920 Revised and Synchronized by FAST TITLES MEDIA