1 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,571 [moaning] 2 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:12,621 [romantic music playing] 3 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,156 -Marvelous. 4 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:40,562 [moaning] 5 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,663 [panting] 6 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,624 -That was... 7 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,845 quite something. 8 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,631 My mind felt as if I had been transported 9 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,417 to an altogether different place. 10 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,071 -Where? 11 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,595 -An Italian forest... 12 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,031 -Hmm. 13 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,077 -...but it was a hundred years ago. 14 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,950 It was incredible. 15 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:23,692 -We are in sweaty agreement. 16 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,999 -I have women'’s things. 17 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,785 -Toosh and touché both. 18 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,570 -I will come and see you and Paul before I go. 19 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,355 -It is a mad plan. 20 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:35,704 -You mean genius. 21 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:39,099 -Possibly both, definitely one. 22 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,709 -I'’ll take it as a compliment. 23 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,928 -Have fun running Russia. 24 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,037 -Archie! 25 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,735 -I didn'’t see anything. 26 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,215 -What are you doing here? 27 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,914 -God abandoned me, I drank heavily, 28 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,350 woke up here. 29 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,178 Air was thick with the scent of love. 30 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,919 Heard you cry something along the lines 31 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,399 of "Never stop fucking me," 32 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,314 so did not wish to disturb 33 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,881 so just stayed lying on the ground. 34 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,187 -Polite of you. 35 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,320 -Manners are everything. 36 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:27,843 You and Peter. 37 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:30,411 The world is off its axis. 38 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,674 -I think it'’s actually finally on. 39 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,067 God abandoned you? 40 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,157 -I probably deserved it. 41 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,115 -You'’ve always had such faith. 42 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,378 How will you lead your church if you don'’t believe in it? 43 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,815 -It'’s a definite problem. 44 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:47,036 -I am going to meet the sultan and end the war. 45 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,951 -Seems a big day. 46 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,518 -You'’re a savvy player. 47 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,868 I could do with it, come with me. 48 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,739 -I'’m a savvy player when I work for God, 49 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,133 as I serve something beyond myself. 50 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,787 -Serve me then. 51 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:01,398 -I'’d like to, but I am unraveled in every way. 52 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,139 I just need to lie down... 53 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,272 have a drink. 54 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,403 Read the Bible. 55 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:09,189 Whipping sometimes helps... 56 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,756 [burps, sighs] 57 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,976 [door bangs] 58 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,326 -[raps on door] -Hey, Catherine! 59 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,111 Wow, big room. 60 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,809 Chunky furniture. 61 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:24,595 I love how... stolid you guys are. 62 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,597 -Hugo. 63 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:30,862 -Just checking in on how you'’re feeling about invading Sweden. 64 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:34,170 -I am ending a war, not starting another. 65 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:38,130 It'’s over, Hugo, but you are welcome to stay as long as you like. 66 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:41,873 Oh. Macaroon? They'’re for the troops. 67 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,266 -Fantastic. 68 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,355 [playful orchestral theme playing] 69 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,801 -Hello, court, say hello to Paul. 70 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:59,064 COURTIERS: Hello, Paul. 71 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,892 -[softly]: They'’re actually together. 72 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,416 -Mm-hmm. It'’s a fucking horror. 73 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,895 -Fuck me. 74 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,507 -What'’s wrong? -What the fuck happened? 75 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,422 He was supposed to be dead. Couped. 76 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,902 And now they'’re together? It'’s a nightmare. 77 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,556 -Here'’s the menu plan for the wedding. 78 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,515 I trust you like it. 79 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,215 -We can'’t just have ice cream, Maxim. 80 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:20,782 -Okay... 81 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:24,264 -Leave it with me. -[Maxim sighs] 82 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:27,484 -I don'’t think you should be judging other people'’s relationships. 83 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,487 -[scoffs] 84 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,404 -Any luck? 85 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:35,579 -She made me eat a macaroon 86 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,364 that tasted like burnt dog. 87 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,496 -And said no? 88 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,977 -Ah, Hugo! -There he is! 89 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,892 [softly]: Why is he wearing his child? 90 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,242 -It'’s disgusting. You never touched our children. 91 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:49,071 -Why would I? -Paul is eating foie gras! 92 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,202 -Amazing! 93 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,769 -Look. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 94 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:52,944 Some for you. -Oooh! 95 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,946 Mmm! Mm-mm-mm-mm. 96 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,774 -And some more for you. Oooh. 97 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,516 -He'’s such a good dad. -Is he? 98 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,868 And when Paul says, "What was Grandma like?" what'’s he say? 99 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,262 "She was a good fuck actually, shame I killed her"? 100 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:09,309 -He'’s changed. Look at him. 101 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,223 -Oh, hungry little bear. Yum! 102 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,229 [cup rattles] 103 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,191 -Where are you going? -Nowhere. 104 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,324 -I'’ll see you later. -You'’re going to go tell her. 105 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:25,760 -Tell my best friend that her husband 106 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,283 fucked her mother and then killed her? 107 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,763 Why would I do that? -Yes, why would you? 108 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,155 Because you wouldn'’t be that dumb, 109 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,853 because that would blow the world up. 110 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,986 And truth is the world is pretty fucking nice right now 111 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,859 if we can all just let the past go. 112 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,296 -Right. 113 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,950 -And if you did, she would have to kill him 114 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,734 and then I would have to kill you. 115 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,476 All in all, I think there would be a lot of killing. 116 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,957 But if you don'’t... 117 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,613 you have a nice wedding with a lot of ice cream... 118 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,658 and we all just live happily ever after. 119 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,358 -Sounds good. 120 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,099 -Marial. 121 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,275 -Okay, okay, I love ice cream. 122 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,931 Horrifically I also love you, so... 123 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,847 -And I you. 124 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:22,599 -You are shining, my dear. I watched for a bit and it was-- 125 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,384 -You too?! 126 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,908 -I won'’t watch again, unless it'’s requested. 127 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,257 Macaroon? 128 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,479 -Oh! [spits] Disgusting. 129 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,743 -Tomato and sage. They'’re experimenting again. 130 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,398 And do you have a message for the troops? 131 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:39,877 -I'’m actually coming with you. 132 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,489 The sultan has responded and will meet me. 133 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,839 I will end this thing. 134 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,362 -You are a wonder. 135 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,929 -I am happy. 136 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,018 I have recalibrated my heart to its truth. 137 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:53,804 And now I will go recalibrate my reign to the same. 138 00:06:57,068 --> 00:07:01,421 [gasps] You look stunning, as the cliché goes. 139 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:02,900 -I thought you'’d gone. 140 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:06,164 -I leave in an hour. I had to see you. 141 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,732 You, a married woman. 142 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,821 I promise I will be back in time. 143 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,345 -Right, well, I hope the war negotiations go well. 144 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,912 You should get going. 145 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,524 -I got lost in an Italian forest this morning, 146 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,439 while Peter and I were fucking. 147 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,701 -A forest you say? 148 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,094 -It was astonishing. 149 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:26,663 And then when I came back and opened my eyes and saw him, 150 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,491 I melted, Marial. 151 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:29,840 -Great story. 152 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,582 -I fucking love him. 153 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,976 I hope you and Maxim find similar happiness. 154 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,544 Without the fucking, as he is eight and that is wrong. 155 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,589 -Well aware. Thank you. You should go. 156 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:43,898 -[giggles] It is better than I imagined this would ever feel. 157 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:46,291 It'’s like my body can barely contain the feeling. 158 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,034 It'’s like... like I'’m bursting all the time. 159 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,602 It'’s just... different. 160 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,822 More complex in a way, 161 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,651 more fabulously complicated, as we both are that. 162 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,609 But we recognize it in each other 163 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:02,133 and wrap our arms around our complexities. 164 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:05,006 -Let me just take a deep breath here. 165 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,529 -Oh. Dress tight? -Mm-hmm. 166 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,400 Something like that. 167 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,839 Do you really think he'’s changed? 168 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,755 People'’s nature is people'’s nature. 169 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,453 I'’m a bit of a bitch, always will be. 170 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:21,326 He'’s a monster, always will be. 171 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,242 You need to be wary, all I'’m saying. 172 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,679 -I don'’t. 173 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,376 I know him. 174 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,249 I have changed him, 175 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,687 and Peter'’s my great love. 176 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:37,734 -Guess that'’s why he fucked and killed your mother. 177 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,611 -Liar. 178 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,050 MARIAL: Sorry. 179 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,359 [whimpering] 180 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,818 [crying] 181 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,287 -Paul and I were just thinking. 182 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,376 Hmm? 183 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,944 [falsetto]: Mommy, we want to come with you.[gasps] 184 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,510 Because what is the most unbearable thing 185 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,687 in the world to the three of us? 186 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,080 Hmm? To be apart. 187 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,604 Oh. 188 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,693 -I don'’t think... -Please, Mummy. 189 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,521 -Can you... Give him to me. 190 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,701 -I think he'’s hungry. 191 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:21,011 I crushed up some apple and walnut into a paste. 192 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,710 Look... 193 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,103 The sultan is a mad cunt who will not see reason 194 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,237 except when it is on the end of a knife shoved into his eyeball. 195 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,587 A figure of speech, of course. I would never do that. 196 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,503 You can take one person with you. Choose me. 197 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,418 I will come and protect you. 198 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,726 -No. 199 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,338 You just... stay here with Paul. 200 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,296 -You will miss us. 201 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,603 -[softly]: Yes. 202 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:03,097 -Are you all right? You'’ve been very quiet. 203 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,316 -I have something important to do. 204 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,535 -Of course. 205 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,537 Go gentle with Velementov. 206 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,235 A man'’s ego is a tender thing and you need him with you-- 207 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,021 -I do not need yet another schooling from you, it is tedious. 208 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,632 -I'’m just trying to help. -Are you actually still moving your mouth? 209 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:20,114 -Catherine-- -Go and hand out your macaroons. 210 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,952 Velementov! 211 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,084 -What the f-- 212 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,434 -The sultan has agreed to meet in the borderlands. 213 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,785 -What? -I have a genius plan that I will pitch to him. 214 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,788 -I am on the cusp of complete victory! 215 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:46,706 -My casualty lists tell me, even if we win, we do not win. 216 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,580 We spoke their language, Velementov. 217 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,930 They get that we can, and you have done a great job 218 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,280 at proving how bloody and pointless that is. 219 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,806 Now I come in, end it, 220 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,199 and we go do what I was born to do. 221 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:06,856 -God forbid that we are anything but your puppets. 222 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,076 -We meet him tomorrow. 223 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,252 -I'’m going to get a drink. 224 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,560 -Ten in the morning! 225 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,578 -[sighing] 226 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,065 -Great. 227 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,851 -Hmm. Very great. 228 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,114 -You couldn'’t look at me, it seemed. 229 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,159 -What? 230 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,640 No, sometimes a woman has to concentrate 231 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,337 to get to the place. 232 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,035 -Right. 233 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,688 -And probably the wedding dress made it weird. 234 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,342 It'’s kind of like I'’m cheating on Maxim. 235 00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,866 I mean, obviously I'’m not. 236 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,998 I just... I'’m hot in this dress. 237 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,174 Fuck. Do you want water? I need water. 238 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,660 I probably should go. 239 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,967 GRIGOR: It'’s your apartment. 240 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,361 -Yes. 241 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,798 -I'’ll go. 242 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,897 Fuck. 243 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,423 Fuck. 244 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,905 Fuck. 245 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,699 -Do you want to go in? 246 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,356 -Fuck. 247 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,581 -Look at that face. 248 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,279 -Go away. -I did. 249 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,846 Now I'’m back. 250 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,763 Grigor, what'’s wrong? 251 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,027 -I... -Realized how dull it is fucking Marial? 252 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,637 -Funny. 253 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,858 -Just tell me. You always feel better. 254 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,381 We'’re still husband and wife. 255 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,471 -Leave me alone. -I love you too much for that. 256 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,299 -Grigor, let us hunt. 257 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,083 -Grigor has a secret. 258 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,651 -Secret, eh, Grigor? -What the fuck, George? 259 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,696 -Oh, was the fact that you had a secret a secret? 260 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,568 Oops. We'’re not really back in sync are we? 261 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,614 -I love it. Grigor can keep nothing from me. 262 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,747 -Can we just drop it? -Where'’s the fun in that? 263 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,750 Peter, get him like you used to, he would tell you anything. 264 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,534 -It'’s nothing. -Tell me or I will wrap your 265 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,972 own neck in your underpant as I did when you were nine 266 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,888 and you were in a coma for three days. 267 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,284 Are you fucking crying? -What the fuck is it? 268 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,591 -Grigor? [laughs] 269 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,902 -Fuck it. Let the world end. 270 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,992 She knows about her mother. 271 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,908 GEORGINA: What about her mother? 272 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,215 -Okay. Okay. 273 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,871 Okay. I have blood rushing in my head. 274 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,525 Can anyone else hear it? 275 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:18,961 Fuck. GRIGOR: Fuck indeed. 276 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,137 -How? -Marial. 277 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,531 She doesn'’t know I know, so we have some advantage. 278 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,794 -I have a world in fucking ashes, 279 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,014 Grigor, that is what I have. -What do we do? 280 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,320 -Well, first we kill Marial, that seems a given. 281 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,195 [glass rattles] 282 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,327 What did he do to Mum? 283 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,029 -I'’m not having strudel for a wedding cake, Maxim. 284 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,074 -Raspberry cake in the shape of a dog? 285 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,773 -No. -[door bangs open] 286 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,123 -Peter! Don'’t touch her! 287 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,212 MARIAL: What the fuck? 288 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,257 -You told her. -Shit. How? 289 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,260 -I saw it on your face. -I wasn'’t even looking at you. 290 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,524 Fine. Fucking kill me, I don'’t care. She needed to know. 291 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,008 -Was she all right? 292 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,705 -What? No, she wasn'’t all right. 293 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,359 You fucked and killed her mother. 294 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,187 -That'’s my boy! 295 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,841 -I didn'’t kill her. 296 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,847 -Oh, shit, are you crying? Why is everybody crying? 297 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,544 -Yes, I'’m crying. 298 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,590 I have crushed my wife'’s heart like a mouse 299 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,766 in a beaver'’s throat! 300 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:30,119 Stripped her of breath, of hope. 301 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,817 Fuck! She must be shattered. 302 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,558 -Maybe you havechanged. 303 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,951 -Jesus, Marial, I told you he had! 304 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,605 And I told you the consequences. 305 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,694 Everyone fucking dies now. 306 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,652 Everyone could'’ve been happy and now you'’ve fucked everything up! 307 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,741 You know why? Because you can'’t be an optimist. 308 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,614 You can'’t just fucking believe love is real. 309 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,833 -Okay, you'’re very close to yelling at me right now. 310 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,444 -Because you fucked everything up! 311 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,794 -I didn'’t fuck it up, he did. 312 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,231 -Fuck! 313 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,714 -Congratulations on the wedding, by the way. 314 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,980 -Ah! You two have been married a long time. 315 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,939 You know about what it takes to have a long, successful marriage. 316 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,159 Forgiveness is a big part of it, right? 317 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,422 Do you think she can forgive me? -For what? 318 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,945 -Catherine knows I fucked 319 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,469 and very accidentally killed her mother! 320 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,340 TATYANA: Kids, go in the other room. 321 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,910 -Well, we haven'’t quite been in this position, exactly. 322 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,781 -You fucked her mother? 323 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,740 -Fuck off, you eavesdropping Swede. 324 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,656 -He'’s back! 325 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,572 Tell me you fucked her in the face. 326 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,443 Of course you did, why did I even ask? 327 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,010 Amazing! 328 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,968 Crowns off, as they say. 329 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,405 -We really owe you an apology. 330 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,146 We thought you'’d become such a pussy. 331 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,973 -I fucked her mother! 332 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,759 That'’s not good! I hate myself for it. 333 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,674 -What are we going to do? -Uh... 334 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:50,417 I think a furious heartfelt denial is the way to go. 335 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,158 -She will send people to Germany to check 336 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,769 and then it'’s clear Joanna never returned. 337 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,727 -Fuck! I mean, good. 338 00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:00,253 Let'’s find all the holes in each plan and fill them. 339 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,516 -Got it! I convince Marial to retract, 340 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,866 then we dig Joanna up and-- 341 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,130 -Terrible so far, but I'’m a listening-type person now so keep going. 342 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,393 -And we crash a carriage deep in the forest, 343 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,222 put her body in the carriage, pretend she crashed and was not found. 344 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,745 -That'’s actually good. 345 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,791 -How do you explain her decomposed body? 346 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,359 -We set wolves on the body, tear it apart. 347 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,405 -Is this who helped you run your empire? -Agnes, play nice. 348 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:25,974 -Marial told her, and she came to see me afterwards. 349 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,802 She didn'’t kill me then. 350 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,978 So maybe she didn'’t love her mum as much as we thought, 351 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,112 or maybe our love is so all-powerful, 352 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,504 which it is for me. 353 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,853 -She was in shock, 354 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,986 which is why she did not act immediately. 355 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,814 She will gather herself while away 356 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,033 and come back and kill you. 357 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,558 We all know it. 358 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,213 It'’s simple. You have to kill her first. 359 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,572 I feel like champagne. Anyone else? 360 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,619 [waves lapping, seagulls cawing] 361 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,734 -Hi. -What are you doing? 362 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,083 -I was hungry. 363 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,868 You know how I get. 364 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,435 -You do get hungry. 365 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,350 -Exactly. 366 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,613 I just ate something I shouldn'’t have. 367 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,789 -Some things are off limits. 368 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,747 -You get hungry too. 369 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,532 Just for different things. 370 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,361 Russia. Art. Education. 371 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:59,154 -You can'’t just eat everything. There'’ll be nothing left of us. 372 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,852 -You know you won'’t be able to kill me, you never can. 373 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,854 -I have to though. 374 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,820 That won'’t do it. 375 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,170 -It will if you decide it will. 376 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,616 -You taste like whale. 377 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,202 -Everything'’s salty. 378 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,509 Why is everything salty? 379 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,947 CATHERINE: Fucker. 380 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,824 -Yes? 381 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,000 -Mother-fucker. 382 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,352 -Guilty as charged. 383 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,834 It'’s bad, really bad. 384 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:14,882 Archie says the quality of mercy is not strained, however. 385 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,232 -Archie fucks himself with a turnip. 386 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,408 -Right. 387 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:24,979 -I'’m going to kill you so, so slowly, 388 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,024 very painfully, 389 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,331 and I'’m going to say a lot of French words 390 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,985 in a perfect accent 391 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,204 as I peel your skin from your body 392 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:37,296 and rub your flesh in rosemary salt. 393 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,994 -I can'’t stop loving you when you talk, it rushes me. 394 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:43,911 -You did stop loving me, to fuck my mother. 395 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,087 -Seven bad minutes. 396 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,959 But don'’t all marriages have challenges? 397 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,919 -It'’s not love what you did. 398 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,530 -No, it'’s cowardice. 399 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,576 You know, I never knew the difference 400 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,143 between cowardice and courage until you. 401 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,058 -Are you trying to flatter me? 402 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,017 -Don'’t kill me. 403 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:06,194 -You were this close to having it all. 404 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,813 I don'’t think you'’ll respect me if I don'’t kill you. 405 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,381 You won'’t love me if I don'’t kill you. 406 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,514 -Can I beg to differ? 407 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,385 -No. 408 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,387 -I don'’t want to kill you. 409 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,041 -You already did. 410 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,130 It'’s my turn. 411 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,393 -I'’m sure there'’s a way. 412 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,487 -I love that you think that. 413 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:41,838 [whimsical music] 414 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,430 Oh! 415 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,750 -In case you can'’t see, I am in the middle of fucking this soldier 416 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:28,015 while he is being slightly asphyxiated by a macaroon. 417 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,409 In other words... I am busy. 418 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,976 Unless you came to explain yourself. 419 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,810 -I know what Peter did. 420 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:44,814 And I know you knew and helped him. 421 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:54,694 -[gasps, groans, and sighs] 422 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,652 -I need you to take a message home. 423 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,567 -Do you want to finish? 424 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:02,049 -Sweet, but no, I'’m done. 425 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:09,360 -Hello. -Ah, Orlo, it'’s the empress. 426 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,753 -Velementov, it'’s time. 427 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,363 -In some ways, I wish I was there. 428 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,888 -Just to see his face when he hears the plan. 429 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,153 -He will be waiting for me. Will you come? 430 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,460 -Do you know how you become the sultan? 431 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,897 All the sons of the harem grow up together, 432 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:27,335 knowing they must kill all the others or be killed. 433 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,032 -There were only 16 of them. 434 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,514 -Oh, if he looks at your ears [whistles]. -Oh, yeah. 435 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:36,475 Change strategy... [whistles]. He'’s about to cut them off. 436 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,825 -I'’m asking you to come with me. 437 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,179 Fine. I will go alone. 438 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,789 -I await news of your death 439 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,965 with something approaching relief. 440 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,271 -That was rough. 441 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,882 -Have to, to get through to her. 442 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,841 And she can'’t go if no one goes with her. 443 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,538 ORLO: Catherine. 444 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,584 -I left my purse in my tent, if you wish to steal it. 445 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,194 -I'’m sorry, but this is crazy. 446 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,239 -I'’m not mad at you for stealing some money. 447 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,938 I don'’t care about the money. It was what it meant. 448 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,506 It meant you did not believe we would change things. 449 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,769 For it said, "I, Orlo," who cut his hand 450 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,815 in a sacred oath with me, "was lying, 451 00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:16,166 "for I actually believe in the old ways: corruption, largess, 452 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:19,343 old men in dark rooms deciding who gets what and how." 453 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,215 -You still can'’t go the sultan. -Why not? 454 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,870 -Because it'’s not going to work. -How do you know, Orlo? 455 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,741 That is what I mean. 456 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,178 Uncap your imagination, your courage, for fuck'’s sake. 457 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:29,658 -Catherine, it'’s dangerous. 458 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,399 -I am a person who has come into this world 459 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,096 to do dangerous things, Orlo. 460 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:35,446 -There is another way. -And you can all think I am mad. 461 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,318 I think your fear is mad. 462 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:39,494 Your idea you can knock down the house and rebuild a new one 463 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,235 without breaking anything is mad. 464 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,150 -Your aim is right but your strategy is wrong. 465 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,109 -I need people who believe and carry me when I need it, 466 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:49,548 not drag at my fucking heels when I'’m trying to run. 467 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:56,163 You, what'’s your name? -Alex. 468 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,556 -Let'’s go. 469 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:06,565 [mysterious music] 470 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,395 Sultan. 471 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,615 -No wonder Peter is cunt-struck. 472 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,008 -I gather that'’s a compliment. 473 00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,966 -It is. 474 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,141 You may sit. 475 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,582 -I heard a story about you. 476 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:27,760 You actually had to kill your own brothers to become sultan. 477 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,066 I have a lot of sisters. 478 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,678 Some of them I would have liked to have killed. 479 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,681 But in metaphor only. 480 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:39,206 What you had to do, that is terrible. 481 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,948 It is so sad to me. 482 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:45,560 I imagine you have been to very dark places. 483 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,606 -It'’s funny you mention it 484 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:51,261 '’cause this morning I was crying about my brother Nephiz. 485 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,829 We used to go swimming every day 486 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,701 and laugh and talk about everything. 487 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,441 And he was so adorable 488 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,748 and he told the funniest stories of anyone. 489 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,229 And then his face when I... 490 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:06,146 I mean fuck. 491 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,760 Give me a second. 492 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:16,330 Anyway. 493 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:17,897 -You miss him. 494 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,376 -Yes. 495 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,771 "It is what it is," as they say. 496 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,599 A necessary evil. 497 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,383 -Why was it necessary? 498 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,734 You couldn'’t have worked it out differently? 499 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,693 -The way of things. -It does not have to be. 500 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,348 It relates to our political situation as well. 501 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,524 -Maybe the only thing you should take from the story 502 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,482 is that I am your opponent 503 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,181 and I will not stop until I get what I want. 504 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:42,573 -No. 505 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,488 What I take from this story is that 506 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,621 the idea we have to destroy each other to gain 507 00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,101 is dumb and destructive. 508 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,494 -Did you just call me dumb? 509 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:55,674 -I merely asked a question. 510 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,286 How shall we rule? 511 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,115 I have a lot of ideas of how the world should be. 512 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,117 Too many, I suspect. 513 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:08,382 And you rule by accepting how it is, too much I suspect. 514 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:12,212 Can we sit and solve this conundrum together 515 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,910 and be the two who made something new? 516 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:17,347 -If I can keep looking into your eyes, we can. 517 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:20,263 -You may. -Look. 518 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:26,182 I'’ve drawn up the new border of our countries 519 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,793 for us to end this war. 520 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,969 And this is all I will agree to. 521 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:34,843 -See, this is very old-fashioned. 522 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:37,150 Drawing lines on a map. 523 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:38,586 Killing a lot of people. 524 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,936 I push back, kill more people. 525 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,938 We draw another line on the map. 526 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:46,420 We will share the region, create an experimental zone 527 00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,552 for a range of progressive ideas and industries 528 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,338 and be a beacon of peaceful revolution across Europe. 529 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,383 -You talk a lot, don'’t you? 530 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:56,691 I love it. 531 00:28:58,171 --> 00:28:59,259 Huh. 532 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:00,521 -Alex! 533 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:01,957 [gunshot] 534 00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,393 [groans] 535 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:08,442 -I'’ll use a different knife for your ears. 536 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:11,532 It'’s curved, easier to slice straight through. 537 00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:14,665 They'’ll be on a single chain as they deserve. 538 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,667 -[sultan chuckles] -[Catherine groans] 539 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,670 [roars] 540 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,891 [gunshot] 541 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,634 Elizabeth. 542 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:28,854 -Are you all right? 543 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,420 -[Catherine groans] 544 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,904 He looked at my ears. 545 00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,125 -We probably should go. 546 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,911 -Yeah... 547 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,264 Thank you. 548 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,700 -Of course. 549 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:07,806 -Ladies. I am in a period of reflection-- 550 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,287 -Archie, be ready to throw the church'’s weight behind Peter. 551 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,550 She is done. He'’s taking it back. 552 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:17,250 -But I still have the scent of their sex in my nostrils. 553 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,078 It was actually rather giddying. 554 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:22,037 -This is happening, Archie. Be on the right side. 555 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,996 -My theory is that she'’s a witch. 556 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:26,737 Before she came, everyone was fucking happy. 557 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:30,176 Are you staring at my breasts? 558 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,004 -I really am. 559 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:35,572 -All we wish for is everything to go back as it was. 560 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,748 We were happier then. 561 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:41,752 Whatever you want, Archie, you can have, 562 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,972 you just come out for him. 563 00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,936 VELEMENTOV: Fucking mad and fucking brave. 564 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,763 -Reckless, because what happens now? 565 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:56,158 Unknown and unintended consequences. What I said. 566 00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,465 -She cut the head off the snake. 567 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,771 They'’ll be fighting amongst themselves. 568 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,252 We'’ll slice through them in no time. 569 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,698 -He wore a chain of human ears. 570 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:19,312 I must help those people under that yoke. 571 00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:21,662 I want to push them all the way back to Istanbul. 572 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,926 Are you with me? I'’ll ask this only once. 573 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,319 -Huzzah. 574 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:29,844 -I need to have a voice, Catherine, 575 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,977 and in some ways your courage shames me, 576 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:35,589 but I have to feel like I can refashion our country for good. 577 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,591 It'’s why I wanted to coup and kill Peter. 578 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,593 ELIZABETH: Orlo! Leave her be. 579 00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:42,291 She'’s just killed a man. 580 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,381 Maybe quietly revisit the shame you felt at not being there. 581 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,122 -Stay out of it, Elizabeth. 582 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:49,255 You'’re in her ear and that is part of the problem, 583 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:51,910 kept Peter alive as well. 584 00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:53,650 -I just need a moment. 585 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,926 -We should move you to the carriage, get you home. 586 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,928 -No, no, no, I don'’t want to move... 587 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,494 I can'’t move. 588 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:16,412 Because when I get back, I have to do something. 589 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,980 I don'’t want to kill him. I love him. 590 00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:20,764 -Love who? -My dear. 591 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,636 -I really feel like I'’m missing something. 592 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,159 -Jesus. I do have a blurry memory 593 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,596 of them holding hands actually. 594 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:30,731 -Peter is so deeply in my heart... 595 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:35,605 and I know killing him will do nothing to dislodge it. 596 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,001 But it must be done. 597 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:42,308 -Love! 598 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,353 Love? 599 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:47,748 He'’s a fucking animal who ruined his people, 600 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:50,229 who we threw our lives on the line to overthrow. 601 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,318 You can'’t love him! 602 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,451 -And now he fucked and killed my mother, so that'’s bad. 603 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,105 -Jesus. 604 00:32:57,758 --> 00:32:58,889 -That is bad. 605 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,675 -I might sit too. 606 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:08,769 -I have to kill him. 607 00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:10,684 -I am totally with you on that, always was. 608 00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:12,555 I'’ll get the carriages. 609 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:18,126 -I should'’ve been by your side with the sultan. 610 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,999 Let me be there now. 611 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,007 -What rhymes with hippopotamus? 612 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,183 -In what context are you possibly using that? 613 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:34,055 -"Our love is like a hippopotamus." 614 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:35,970 -Okay, I'’ve got it. 615 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,233 "Roses are red, Violets are blue. 616 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,149 I fucked and killed your mother but I didn'’t mean to." 617 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:42,672 -Keep going. 618 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,505 Fuck. -What? 619 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,855 -Hello. Interesting news. 620 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:56,469 Apparently the empress herself killed the sultan. 621 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:59,341 Unhinged with rage, I believe. 622 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:00,821 -What? 623 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,391 -We will coup her. 624 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:08,698 -No. I can'’t kill her. I love her. 625 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:11,136 -Sometimes a relationship has run its course 626 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,007 and we need to recognize that. 627 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,532 When they want to kill you, that'’s a red flag. 628 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,405 -No. 629 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,494 We run. -What? Where? 630 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,497 -France, perhaps. Spain is warm and has a lot of anchovies. 631 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:27,108 -Butter. Bread. -[Paul coos] 632 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,849 -Paul smiled, he likes Spain. 633 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,460 -And the princess who gave you that hand job is there. 634 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,896 Ha. It'’ll be great. 635 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,463 Our kids'’ll love it too. 636 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:35,769 -We'’re all going? 637 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:37,249 -Of course. 638 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:39,077 [urinating] 639 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:41,818 ORLO: Loves him. Loves him. 640 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:44,517 [laughing] Loves him! 641 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,823 -Stop saying it, Orlo. It'’s grating my nerves. 642 00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,912 -I'’m fucking reeling. -If he doesn'’t know, 643 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,001 then we just go in and kill him, it'’s easy. 644 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:54,875 -It'’s not easy for her. -Loves him. Fuck me. 645 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,834 -I will punch you very hard in your stupid fucking face. 646 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,881 -I'’d say both calm down, but I'’d love to see that. 647 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:02,361 [sighs] 648 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,580 I am fond of him, but the truth is... 649 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:09,194 he is Peter the Great'’s son, he'’s by nature ever dangerous. 650 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,673 -It'’s unfinished business. 651 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:13,023 She can'’t reign properly with him alive. 652 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,861 -What are you doing? -Get in, Grigor. 653 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,603 -Haven'’t had a chance to pack, but I will meet you there. 654 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,697 HUGO: He ran? 655 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,047 Fucking hell. -Unbelievable. 656 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,398 Shall we search under the couches for his cock? 657 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,095 -[snorts] Funny. 658 00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,706 [sighs] We have to win her now. 659 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,014 Idea. Should I get a horse, ride to him, 660 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,537 shoot him in the head for her? 661 00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:50,452 Like a gift? Thoughts? 662 00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:52,280 -I kind of like it. 663 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,500 But she loves him, so you know we might be 664 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:57,851 in a "kill the messenger/assassin" situation. 665 00:35:58,591 --> 00:35:59,766 -Interesting. 666 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,333 -[Paul fussing] 667 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,291 -You will thrive without her. 668 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,293 -There will be things to do. 669 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,469 I don'’t know what they are, but of course we will thrive. 670 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:10,646 Because I am a great dad and you do not need a mother. 671 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,213 They can, in fact, be tricky. 672 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:13,823 -Or you can find him another. 673 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,174 Paul might even be happier. 674 00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:18,306 -I suppose anything is possible. 675 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,922 What is this strange ache that keeps penetrating my heart? 676 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,590 -I thought you'’d gone. 677 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:43,288 -Let'’s run. -Where? 678 00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:44,289 -Somewhere. 679 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:47,335 -Seems well-thought-out. 680 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,598 I can'’t abandon her, and I fucking know 681 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:52,340 you can'’t abandon him. -I have. 682 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,438 [horses approaching] 683 00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:05,223 -Look. 684 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,705 [whimsical music] 685 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,490 BOTH: Fuck. 686 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,801 -Well, hope returns. 687 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:22,588 -You'’re much more attractive when you'’re optimistic. 688 00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:23,850 -Noted. 689 00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,070 -I can'’t take Paul from her. 690 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,686 Take him upstairs, he needs some milk. 691 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:42,956 -Are we going? 692 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,485 -I can'’t leave Paul. 693 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,098 Fuck her! 694 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,710 Fuck her! 695 00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,278 Why can'’t she just love me for who I fucking am?! 696 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,323 -Because she doesn'’t and she never will. 697 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:03,977 [kicks cart] 698 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,196 -Fuck! 699 00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:11,332 GRIGOR: So what now? 700 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:12,812 -I don'’t know, but the options 701 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:15,684 are getting deliciously limited. 702 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,432 -Hey, compadre, you all right? 703 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,434 -Not really. 704 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,872 -I got us some hazelnut mousse. 705 00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:32,440 -That'’s so strange, just what I feel like. 706 00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:35,138 -I get you. I'’m the only one. 707 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,053 You know why? 708 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:38,794 -We'’re kings. 709 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:41,144 -Exactly. 710 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,799 Look... I love Catherine. 711 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,933 She is sweet, and honestly, if things went well, 712 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:49,805 I could see a foursome with a lot of fruit play in our future. 713 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,155 -Me too. How blissful would that be? 714 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,681 -That dream'’s over, as is Peter the Great'’s line. 715 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:57,639 -There is Paul. My line is assured 716 00:38:57,813 --> 00:38:59,162 no matter what happens to me. 717 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,861 Thank God. -Au contraire, puppy dog. 718 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:03,428 She has the same ideas as me 719 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:05,038 and will drive Russia into a ditch 720 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:07,083 as I drove Sweden, and Paul will be 721 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:09,869 a laughable footnote and object of derision 722 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,610 who sells blow jobs and old furniture 723 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,960 at a roadside stall outside Moscow. 724 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:17,529 -He is Peter the Great'’s line! 725 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,577 -You want to explain to Paul what happened? 726 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,058 -He'’s not going to sell fucking furniture! 727 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:27,669 -Oooh! -[cup clatters] 728 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:33,109 -[Hugo kicks] -[Peter groans] 729 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,071 -Look... 730 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:40,900 We'’ve always struggled to be the men our fathers wanted. 731 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:43,032 -I gave that up. I'’m my own man. -[Hugo laughs] 732 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:44,773 I used to say that too, 733 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,689 with the same slight squeaky quality you just had. 734 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,604 We'’ve lost our kingdoms and now 735 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,867 you'’re going to be killed by your wife, 736 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,652 and mine is trying to get me to move to Germany 737 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,262 and open a fish canning business. 738 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,612 I mean, what the fuck happened?! 739 00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:01,529 We should get so drunk our organs fail. 740 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,705 That would be the manly thing to do. 741 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,099 -I saw Father'’s ghost recently. 742 00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:08,318 He said he never knew if I'’d pick up the power of the line 743 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,016 that runs in my blood. 744 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:11,539 -Well, fuck. 745 00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:17,153 My old man just comes back, laughs in my face, 746 00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:22,332 coughs up some blood spray, weeps a bit, then goes. 747 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:23,725 Yours still loves you. 748 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,161 -I guess so. 749 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:27,599 -We face oblivion. 750 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:29,209 [goblet clanks] 751 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,474 Or, other idea... 752 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,520 just now dawning on me... 753 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,610 You take back your country, we raise an army, 754 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:41,743 take back Sweden, restore our fathers'’ lines 755 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:43,571 and write our names into the history books 756 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:46,792 as the men who saved the aristocracy in Europe. 757 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:50,012 Fuck, that sounded good. 758 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:52,145 -What do I do about the fact I love her? 759 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:55,191 -Kill her quickly. Kindest to you both. 760 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,671 -I was trying to change. 761 00:40:56,845 --> 00:40:58,151 -Me too. 762 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:02,024 But it doesn'’t work. 763 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:05,071 Agnes has a sister, amazing woman, 764 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:08,074 sucks cock like she'’s playing the oboe. 765 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:21,566 -Oh. 766 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:26,309 -It was an accident. 767 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,224 -That he fucked her or murdered her? 768 00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:31,053 -Well... Kind of both. 769 00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:33,316 -And you lied to me. 770 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,101 Covered it up. 771 00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:37,538 -Why hurt you when we love you? 772 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,975 -Fucking Byzantine words. 773 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,195 I should kill you. 774 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,239 -We kept it from you to protect you 775 00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:45,154 from who your mother was. 776 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:48,027 It was an act of love, not an act of betrayal. 777 00:41:50,116 --> 00:41:54,512 Catherine, you'’re delusional about people, about the world. 778 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,993 That is your great gift. 779 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,997 But it'’s a curse as well. 780 00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:08,569 He loves you. You'’ve changed him. 781 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,963 -He killed my mother! -No, he didn'’t. 782 00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,400 Overconfidence in window ledges killed your mother. 783 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:16,316 -Jesus, that is your argument? 784 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:20,668 -He begrudgingly fucked her after she hounded him into it 785 00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:23,889 as she tried to usurp your power and he was at a low ebb 786 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:27,719 and disconsolate at ever changing enough for you. 787 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,249 -It doesn'’t matter why he did it. 788 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:37,859 Or how. 789 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,992 -Of course it does. 790 00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:46,041 That'’s where the human being lives, 791 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:51,003 in the how and why, not the should. 792 00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:56,704 If you cannot metabolize your pure ideas 793 00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:58,663 of love and philosophy 794 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,666 with blood and sinew and fucked-up humans 795 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,192 who do their best and fail but try to love and serve you... 796 00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:08,542 -Everything in me wants to fucking kill him. 797 00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,892 -Not everything. 798 00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,765 Or you wouldn'’t have to hit yourself in the face. 799 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,601 -I know you love both of us. 800 00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,125 But you need to choose one of us. 801 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:28,388 -I already did. 802 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,783 Today. 803 00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:40,792 -Stop! 804 00:43:42,054 --> 00:43:44,578 -Just laying some party favors out. 805 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,454 Smirnov. 806 00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:55,850 Us. 807 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,637 Vinodel. Undetermined. 808 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,571 -Archie. 809 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:24,487 -I was wandering, 810 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,795 hoping God would come and tell me what to do. 811 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,362 It'’s a bad time to lose God. 812 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,756 Peter and you about to go to war. 813 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:34,454 -He knows I know. 814 00:44:35,063 --> 00:44:36,456 -Of course. 815 00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:41,896 -Did God have any advice? 816 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:45,030 -No. He won'’t show. 817 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:48,163 Then I thought, who am I without Him to lean on? 818 00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:51,471 And then of all fucking days I have to decide who to back, you or him. 819 00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:53,342 It'’s very intense. 820 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,431 -You think he'’ll kill me? 821 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:59,131 He does love me. 822 00:45:00,349 --> 00:45:01,699 I know it. 823 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,265 -I don'’t know... 824 00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:06,007 anything really. 825 00:45:07,008 --> 00:45:09,184 But you need to be ready. 826 00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:11,839 -I don'’t think I know how to live without him. 827 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,191 -That'’s how I feel about God. 828 00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:19,542 -I suppose we have to just take the next step. 829 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:26,898 -I am behind you. 830 00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:29,204 Because you believe in something. 831 00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:33,252 -Tell them I'’ll be at the wedding. 832 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,342 Will see him there. 833 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:37,952 -Good luck... 834 00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,346 to both of us. 835 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,741 ♪ 836 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,852 -All right, let'’s go. 837 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,299 -[Paul coos] 838 00:46:23,128 --> 00:46:24,651 [door opens] 839 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:27,567 -This is ours. 840 00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,527 -You ready? 841 00:46:37,272 --> 00:46:40,449 -No one does anything until I make a move. 842 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,408 -And then? 843 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:45,324 [intense music] 844 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:46,760 -And then... 845 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:49,328 ♪ 846 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,296 -To the happy couple. -[classical music playing] 847 00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:04,734 Blessings, blessings, blessings. 848 00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,388 Huzzah! 849 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:08,216 COURTIERS: Huzzah! -[applause] 850 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,962 -You brought Paul? 851 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:16,921 -She won'’t kill me as long as I'’m holding Paul. 852 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:19,575 -That'’s the plan? -One of them. 853 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,536 [music stops] 854 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,358 ORLO: I think you should take the children out. 855 00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:05,012 -I was thinking the same. 856 00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:07,449 The groom has to stay, I suppose. 857 00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,279 [clinking] 858 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,936 -A speech for my lovely wife... 859 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:22,987 My parents fought all the time so we shouldn'’t do that. 860 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:26,251 And once she hit him in the eye with a pigeon he just shot 861 00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:28,035 and the beak got stuck in his eye 862 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:30,124 and he had to wear a patch and she was very cross. 863 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:31,473 -[whispering]: Wrap it up, Maxim! 864 00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:34,259 -Of course, my dear. [clears throat] 865 00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:37,915 I look forward to a long life with my wife 866 00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:39,917 and I hope you eat lots of cake. 867 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,919 It'’s raspberry and chocolate. 868 00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:47,707 -If I may, I would like to wish the couple well. 869 00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,709 And maybe add a few words on marriage. 870 00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:55,062 I understood little about marriage until I met my wife. 871 00:48:56,063 --> 00:48:57,325 Now I know it to be a lot like 872 00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,893 the roller coaster she herself built, 873 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:04,115 ups and downs, exhilaration, a... 874 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:08,380 a slightly terrifying sense that all will go awry 875 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:11,426 and everyone will die. 876 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,517 But in the end you stay on the rails... 877 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:18,781 kept there by gravity 878 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,306 and the force of your love. 879 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:23,699 -Huzzah! -[scattered applause] 880 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,571 [chair scrapes floor] 881 00:49:30,228 --> 00:49:33,013 -My advice to you is to expect the unexpected. 882 00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:35,624 Marriage is both a joy 883 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:39,106 and a place where you will be dealt unbearable griefs. 884 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,067 -If love is strong enough, all griefs are bearable. 885 00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:44,503 CATHERINE: Not all. 886 00:49:44,677 --> 00:49:47,680 There are limits. -All right. 887 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:49,029 I did fuck your mother. 888 00:49:49,203 --> 00:49:50,378 -He what? -Shh. 889 00:49:50,552 --> 00:49:52,163 -She caught me at a low moment 890 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,078 and aggressively poured filthy words 891 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:56,384 and hot promises at my eyes and cock 892 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:59,213 like hot tea on a sugar cake. 893 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:00,998 Which, you know, dissolves it. 894 00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:04,653 And I fought it and said things like, "No," 895 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,438 and, "Your own daughter, really," 896 00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:07,917 and, "I absolutely will not fuck you 897 00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,789 "against that birch tree in the moonlight 898 00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,487 despite knowing you are wet from a yard away." 899 00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:14,750 -[softly]: Not a strong argument so far. 900 00:50:14,924 --> 00:50:18,058 -In a way, you are also asking a lot of a man to be in love, 901 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:21,670 give unrequited tongue lashings to the object of that affection, 902 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:25,283 be disdained, given not a scintilla of reciprocation 903 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:29,243 and yet I still, despite my previous appetites, 904 00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:31,506 including having fucked every woman in this room, 905 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,899 excluding Elizabeth, 906 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,641 although we did other stuff... 907 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:38,644 -Marial? -An orgy. I mean, who counts that? 908 00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:42,082 -I have had no one... 909 00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:45,433 b-bar two maids... 910 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:48,480 and your mother. 911 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:51,918 -A brilliant laying out of points in your defense. 912 00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:54,747 You had, I believe, five points? 913 00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:57,141 I also have five points. 914 00:50:57,315 --> 00:50:59,752 -It feels we are really talking. I am all ears. 915 00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:03,538 -Hmm... not a day to mention ears. 916 00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:07,238 But my five points, in no particular order... 917 00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:11,329 You fucked my mother. 918 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:12,982 You fucked my mother. 919 00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,072 You fucked my mother. 920 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,161 You fucked my mother. 921 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:19,902 You fucked 922 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:23,602 my mother. 923 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,263 -[softly]: We can go with her in an instant. 924 00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:43,187 -Catherine. 925 00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,801 I'’m honestly just... 926 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,197 just so fucking sorry. 927 00:51:56,504 --> 00:52:00,117 It turns out the worst thing in life 928 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:06,123 is to come up against your own limitations and... 929 00:52:07,776 --> 00:52:10,170 stumble and then, 930 00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:12,041 in the fall, you... 931 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:16,785 crush the one person you wished to be your best for. 932 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,715 -I have carried a romantic idea of people all my life. 933 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:37,371 Perhaps too romantic. 934 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:43,116 That has changed quite a bit recently. 935 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:50,732 I saw a great love as a kind of perfect love. 936 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:55,476 Maybe it'’s not. 937 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:59,132 Maybe a great love, like a great country 938 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:02,483 or a great leader even... 939 00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:06,357 is a flawed one. 940 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:12,841 Maybe what makes it great is its embrace of our failings, 941 00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:15,670 our scars... 942 00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:18,456 our fucked-upedness... 943 00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:24,549 as long as we are questing always for better... 944 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:31,077 knowing that we will bring ourselves down 945 00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:33,819 as often as we set ourselves free. 946 00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:43,089 Maybe a great marriage is simply the ability to hold all that 947 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:48,007 in one tender, yearning heart. 948 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,583 Now let'’s have cake and music. 949 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:02,761 -I believe a first dance is traditional. 950 00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:05,503 Push the table back and we shall dance. 951 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,562 I'’d like to put Paul to bed. 952 00:54:21,736 --> 00:54:23,216 -Of course. 953 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,744 -[Paul crying] 954 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:33,095 [dance music playing] 955 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,409 -See you in your apartments. 956 00:54:43,018 --> 00:54:44,281 -Right. 957 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:53,420 Huzzah. 958 00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:02,473 -I'’d really like to go to bed. 959 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:04,344 I ate too much cake. I must go throw up. 960 00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:05,650 -Of course. 961 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:10,916 -Love conquers all. 962 00:55:11,699 --> 00:55:12,961 -This is Russia. 963 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,702 -Funny. 964 00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:16,617 Drink? -Love one. 965 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,257 -Good night, Paul. 966 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:50,390 We'’re gonna be all right. 967 00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:58,529 -Ha! Ha! 968 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:02,010 Ha! 969 00:56:02,184 --> 00:56:04,361 ♪ 970 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,807 VELEMENTOV: Guards, arrest them. 971 00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:18,853 -What the fuck? 972 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:20,899 -[giggling] -Listen, you, you... 973 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:23,031 -Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 974 00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:25,120 TATYANA: Get off me! [screams] 975 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,558 VELEMENTOV: Apparently not you, Georgina. 976 00:56:27,732 --> 00:56:28,863 -What the fuck are you doing? 977 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:30,735 -[all exclaiming] 978 00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,867 GRIGOR: Marial! What the fuck is going on? 979 00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:34,782 -Not... not me! Not me! 980 00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:38,133 Not me! Catherine! Get him off me! 981 00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:39,700 Catherine! 982 00:56:39,874 --> 00:56:41,441 -It'’s never dull here. 983 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:44,052 -Huzzah. 984 00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:50,711 [tense music playing] 985 00:56:59,546 --> 00:57:01,940 -[screaming, groaning] 986 00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:11,689 [knife clatters] 987 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,310 -[Catherine gasping, wailing] 988 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,247 [footsteps approaching] 989 00:57:58,344 --> 00:57:59,824 -Pugachev. 990 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,536 -[Pugachev sighs] 991 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:20,627 Ah! 992 00:58:21,976 --> 00:58:23,543 Fucking hurts. 993 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,198 Fuck. 994 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:47,959 THE DECEMBERISTS: ♪ I'’m stickin'’ with you ♪ 995 00:58:49,047 --> 00:58:52,920 ♪ '’Cause I'’m made out of glue ♪ 996 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:57,664 ♪ Anything that you might do ♪ 997 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:03,540 ♪ I'’m gonna do too ♪ 998 00:59:03,714 --> 00:59:07,456 ♪ You held up a stagecoach in the rain ♪ 999 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:12,418 ♪ And I'’m doin'’ the same ♪ 1000 00:59:13,811 --> 00:59:18,250 ♪ Saw you hangin'’ from a tree ♪ 1001 00:59:18,424 --> 00:59:22,123 ♪ And I made believe it was me ♪ 1002 00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:27,346 ♪ I'’m stickin'’ with you ♪ 1003 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:32,307 ♪ '’Cause I'’m made out of glue ♪ 1004 00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:36,964 ♪ Anything that you might do ♪ 1005 00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:41,926 ♪ I'’m gonna do too ♪ 1006 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:47,888 ♪ Some people go into the stratosphere ♪ 1007 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:51,936 ♪ Soldiers fighting with the Cong ♪ 1008 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:54,242 ♪ But with you by my side ♪ 1009 00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:58,507 ♪ I can do anything ♪ 1010 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,727 ♪ When we swing ♪ 1011 01:00:00,901 --> 01:00:06,515 ♪ We hang past right and wrong ♪ 1012 01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:12,870 ♪ I'’ll do anything for you ♪ 1013 01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:18,876 ♪ Anything you want me to ♪ 1014 01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:23,576 ♪ I'’ll do anything for you ♪ 1015 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:29,364 ♪ Oh, oh, I'’m stickin'’ with you ♪ 1016 01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:35,153 ♪ Oh, oh I'’m stickin'’ with you ♪ 1017 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:40,288 ♪ Oh, oh, I'’m stickin'’ with you ♪