I can have Norwegian friends and still be myself.
We are looking for someone who wants to buy our bus.
There is only one other bus that's coming to take a look.
The Pepsi Max Squad.
I feel like we are more like you, guys.
Cool, normal, Norwegian party girls.
We will get that bus.
We don't have the money!
I'll fix it!
Who is that?
SATURDAY 11:31
What’s that, bro? What are you doing?
Throw it to me! Throw it to me!
Hello.
Hi, love.
Where is dad?
At La Mocca.
Let’s play with the ball. Play it with your feet.
There were a lot of people asking for you at Friday's prayer.
Oh, yeah. I was supposed to go, but I couldn’t make it.
No. But it’s been a while.
It’s not been that long.
Why do you never say that to Elias?
He is never at Friday's prayer.
No, right... Elias is just as lightheaded as your father.
While the two of us, we are a little more focused.
Don’t you agree?
I’ll be there next Friday.
We are going to Mahmoud’s wedding next Friday.
Do you want to come?
No, thank you. I think I will pass.
So, what did you do yesterday?
Yesterday?
Mhmm
I just hung out with Noora and Eva and all them.
But, do you need any help cooking?
You want to help me cook?
No. Not really.
“No, not really?”
Honestly, what are you going to do when you get married?
Are you going to let your children starve?
No. My husband is going to cook.
Your husband is going to cook?
Huh. Inshallah.
Hello? Hi.
Hi.
Hi!
I’m just getting something to drink.
Do you need any help?
Huh? No.
Listen.
I don’t want to be rude but...
you are doing it all wrong.
Like, completely, completely wrong.
Oh, yeah?
Should I show you?
Okay.
You need to drag it towards yourself, not push it away.
Okay?
Otherwise you will make a mess
and you won’t have any control over the carrot.
Pull it towards yourself.
Then you turn it over and do the other side.
Wow.
How did you get so good at peeling carrots?
I work in a kindergarten.
So I peel a lot of things for the kids.
Do you work in a kindergarten?
Yes.
So, do you like kids then?
Yes, of course!
Don’t you?
How can you not like kids?
I like kids...
Well, how many do you want?
Two, maybe?
Two?! Two kids!
Okay, two kids.
Then you don’t really like kids.
How many are you going to have then?
Twelve!
Twelve kids?!
Yeah.
I am thinking long term.
I will make a football team with them.
There are eleven people on a football team.
- Are there eleven people on a team? - Yeah.
Or are there eleven people on the field, maybe?
What if someone gets hurt?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly. You hadn’t thought about that!
Do you want to try?
There.
Don’t keep peeling outwards! You need to peel it inwards.
Drag it towards you! Try!
Use you thumb. Use your thumb.
My thumb?
Yes, use your thumb.
And drag, yeah, just like that.
Fine.
Easier?
Much better now.
What’s happening here?
I’m drinking some juice.
Weren’t you going to get a drink and come back?
Yeah, but your sister doesn’t know how to peel carrots.
You haven’t taught her properly, man!
- I don’t care about cooking. - But Elias...
No. The boys are waiting. Stop flirting with my sister, man.
Flirting, dude? I’m fixing the food for tonight.
Come on. Let’s get out of here.
VILDE: MARI CALLED, WE GOT THE BUS FOR 300,000!!!!!
NOORA: CALL AND SAY WE DON’T WANT IT.
VILDE: SANA SAID SHE WILL FIX IT, SO SHE WILL FIX IT.
DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE PAPER ROLLS LAST YEAR?
SHE FIXES EVERYTHING! SANA IS THE BOSS. RIGHT, SANA?
MONDAY 12:11
300.000 KRONE. APPLY ON FINANCIALAID.NO TODAY
LENDER’S APPLICATION IS FREE
YOUSEF - I’M HURT BECAUSE YOU NEVER REPLIED TO MY MEME
THE KIDS AROUND YOU ARE HURT BECAUSE YOU ARE CHATTING DURING WORK TIME
HAH! I’M FREE ON MONDAYS. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART NOW.
HOW IS THE RUSS BUSS?
IT’S GOING GREAT IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO EARN 300,000 KRONE FAST.
Hi!
We heard you got the bus.
Congratulations!
Thanks.
So we were wondering...
Would you want to join us?
We just thought that you are 5 and we are 20.
There are 25 seats on the bus.
Perhaps it could be a match?
We know that maybe we haven’t been the world’s best friends,
but we don’t really understand why.
Because you called Vilde a slut at Borkis’ bus pre-grame in October 2015.
Right.
I had completely forgotten about that.
But I apologize.
We’ll merge our buses...
on two conditions.
Okay?
You pay for the bus and I become the bus boss.
We have to discuss that with the other girls...
Either we make the deal now or there won’t be a bus.
Yeah.
Okay.
We are in.
Good!
Send me the name of everyone on the bus and I will invite you to a bus meeting.
Okay?
What did they want?
Have you talked with them?
I have news. Where is Chris?
She is in Berlin. What’s up?
We have merged with the Pepsi-Max.
Are you joking?
What does that mean?
They spend money on the bus and I become the bus boss.
Why are you the bus boss?
Would we get along with the Pepsi Max?
Either we join with Pepsi Max group
or there won’t be a bus.
So we have a bus meeting this week.
Eva, can you host?
I can’t host again. Like, ever!
Noora, kollektivet?
Those girls are not going into my apartment.
Vilde?
No, my mom...
Your mom is not having a wine tasting party, Vilde.
Why can’t you host for once?
TUESDAY 19:05
HOW TO SUCCEED WITH A GOOD NAME AND RUSS BUS CONCEPT
THE IDEA BEHIND THE NAME MAKES A LOT ABOUT PROMOTION
BUS MEETING. COVER NAME. LOTS OF PROMO
MIX MYSTERIOUS WITH HUMOR
MAIN CONCEPT AND NAME MUST BE CONNECTED
YOUSEF: DID YOU GET THE 300,000?
EASY
YOUSEF: ARE YOU JOKING?!?!?!?
Hi!
Hello!
Gone to bed already?
No.
Do you need that cup or are you done with it?
I’m done.
Listen, Mom?
Yes?
I was wondering if I could invite some girls to come over on Friday?
Yes.
Yes, is that fine?
Yes.
It is.
How many are you?
Or are you not that many?
Not that many.
No?
What are you going to do?
Mhmmmm
I ask too much. Don’t I?
I do, right?
No.
But that doesn’t mean that I don’t trust you.
I do.
I just miss talking with you.
You used to tell me all your secrets.
Do you remember that?
Do you want to hear a secret now?
Yes.
There is a boy I like.
Muslim?
Yes.
Tell me more.
He is funny and smart.
Good looking?
Yes, really handsome.
And I even think he can cook.
Perfect for you!
Yeah!
Do you think I can meet him?
I don’t think we are there quite yet.
I have only talked to him a little.
And...
I don’t even know if he likes me.
If he likes you?!
Of course he likes you!
Who doesn’t like you?
Do you think so?
Yes, I do.
I hope so.
THURSDAY 10:04
BITCH!!!
MOM: ARE YOU GOING TO SERVE ANYTHING ON FRIDAY?
DAD AND I WILL GET HOME LATE BUT I CAN MAKE SOMETHING TO HEAT UP?
SARA: IS IT OKAY ALCOHOL FOR THE BUS MEETING?
Hello.
Hi!
Everything good?
Yeah!
I heard you talked to Isak about Mikael.
Oh, yeah! He saw a picture of Mikael on my Facebook.
Okay?
We didn’t talk about him or anything.
How are the boys doing?
Good.
What’s Elias doing these days?
Elias? He is taking a gap year. Messing around, as usual.
Living off mom and dad.
You have to say hi to your mom and tell her I miss her shebbakiyya.
I will.
Hello.
Hi!
I was just asking Sana where you were.
Yeah, I am here.
Are you joining Jonas and I for McDonald’s?
Of course!
Lovely. Are you joining?
No, thank you.
Okay. Should we go now?
Yes.
Good bye!
Bye! Talk to you later.
FRIDAY 19:43
That’s why I think we should be very ambitious
and a clear goal should be to win at least one of the bus prizes
at Tryvann in May 2018.
Yes?
It’s pretty easy to say that you want to win prizes, everyone wants to do that.
Now that you are the buss boss. Do you have a plan on how to do that?
To start, I have had a look at your budget and it needs to be redistributed.
For example...
there is not point in trying to compete in lighting and sound rigging,
because then we are going to lose.
But what we can be competitive in, is concept.
So the first thing I am going to do is to
move our resources from the light and sound section
to the concept section.
I am sorry, but it is very hard to win year’s best concept.
Yeah.
But if you do an analysis of the buses that have won in the past three years,
you will see some obvious things on common aspects.
The League 2014, a boy’s bus from Bærum with a Pokeball bar and Pokémon decorations.
Montana 2015, a boy’s bus from Oslo-West
that put together three versions of Montana.
Tony Montana, Hannah Montana and the state of Montana.
Also we have Landslaget 2016,
inspired by football spirit and nationalism.
Do you see what those buses have in common?
All the concepts suck and we can do better.
To start, I will call all the bus bosses for a meeting
where we plan what we are going to do for the next six months
with some clear goals.
Any more questions?
Yes?
Well, so...
the Russ period is all about partying and drinking,
and I have to ask, since you are muslim.
What do you think about drinking?
I judge no one.
So, can we drink?
When were your parents coming back home?
Tomorrow morning...
I think.
They are at a Moroccan wedding.
It’s good to know.
ARE YOU HAVING A NICE TIME AT THE WEDDING?
Sana?!?!
What’s happening here?
You know mum and dad are here?
Huh?!
They are down with the neighbours, by the car.
DAD DIDN’T FEEL WELL, SO WE ARE COMING HOME NOW.
DO YOU STILL HAVE GUESTS?
Okay. Everyone has to get out now!!!
Come on!!! Are you deaf or what?
Now!
Out, out, out! Come on, out!
Get out! Come here!
Close the door. Get that bottle over there!
Which key?
Hi!
Hello. All good?
Yes. We are good.
We ran into Mikael and Adam outside.
Yeah, we were about to meet them.
Fine.
Where is Sana?
In the living room.
Hello!
Hi! Did you have a nice time?
Yeah!
It was fine.
What’s this?
That’s...
Vodka?
Vodka? Whose is it?
It’s not yours?
- No... - Whose?!
It’s mine. Or, it’s not mine but...
Do you drink, Yousef?
No. I bought it for a friend.
You bought it for a friend?
Yes.
And then we find it here?
You know we don’t have that kind of things in this house.
Yes, I am sorry. I...
THANKS
NO WORRIES
I WILL FIND A WAY TO CONVINCE MOM YOU ARE A GOOD MUSLIM
EVEN THOUGH YOU DRINK VODKA
HAHAHA. THAT’S OKAY, I AM NOT A MUSLIM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON’T BELIEVE IN ALLAH
@Ledgerina