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AND NOW BACK TO
"THE LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS:

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THE OWLS OF GA'HOOLE"
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

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WHO? WHO?

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[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
WHO IS WATCHING THIS PROGRAM?

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[ SIGHS ]
MAN, CHRISTMAS GETS ALL THE

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ANIMATED SPECIALS.

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I WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO ONE FOR
THE OT HOLIDAYS.

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THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

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[ INHALES, YAWNS ]
SO...COOL.

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[ WARBLE! ]
[ GROANS ]

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HUH?!

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AAAAAH!

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AAH! AAH!

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HE'S A MANIAC! HELP!

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Both: HUH?

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OH! WHAT?!

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[ PANTING, CRYING ]
WHOOPS!

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UNH!

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WHAT?

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OH, BOY.

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[ FUNKY, MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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OW! YOUR FEET! YEEOW!

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OW!

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OW! OW! OH, MY GOD!

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[ SNEEZES ]
UH -- HEY! OW! YEOW! YEOW!

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UH, THAT'S OKAY. NO, THANK YOU.

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NO, NO, NO.

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[ CHATTERS ]
WHAT THE FUCK

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UNH! UNH!

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OH, YEAH!

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I THINK I LOVE YOU.

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HERE GOES.

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MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO
QUIT DRINKING!

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3...2...1...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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All: YAY!

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[ TWINKLE! ]
WHOA! YOU'RE BABY NEW YEAR!

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DID YOU COME HERE TO HELP ME
RING IN 2015?

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NO, JIM.

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I CAME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE
PROMISE YOU MADE.

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REMEMBER -- TO GIVE UP DRINKING?

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BUT I MADE THAT RESOLUTION 10
SECONDS AGO.

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IT'S BINDING.

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HYAH!

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[ SCREAMING ]
♪ BABY NEW YEAR,

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RESOLUTION ENFORCER ♪
THE CHIPMUNKS' CHRISTMAS

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ALBUM WENT DOUBLE-MAHOGANY ON
THE CHARTS.

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SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE A
HOLIDAY ALBUM FOR THE OTHER

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HOLIDAYS.

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♪ THEODORE
TAKE A LISTEN.

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
All: ♪ ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS

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FINALLY HERE ♪
♪ TIME TO DRINK OUR WEIGHT

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IN BEER ♪
♪ SIPPING GREEN ALE FROM A CAN

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♪ I THINK I BLEW A HOMELESS
MAN ♪

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AND WHAT'S SURE TO BE A
HALLOWEEN CLASSIC.

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All: ♪ HELLO, PEOPLE,
TRICK OR TREAT ♪

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♪ I HOPE YOU GIVE US
SOMETHING SWEET ♪

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♪ GIVE US CANDY,
THAT'S THE PLAN ♪

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♪ I THINK I BLEW A HOMELESS
MAN ♪

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UH, THEODORE, I THINK YOU'RE
REPEATING THE LYRIC FROM

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ST. PATRICK'S DAY.

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NOPE.

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I BLEW A HOMELESS MAN ON
HALLOWEEN ALSO.

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I WAS HIGH ON CANDY.

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OKAY! WELL, THERE'S --
AND PCP.

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THERE'S ALSO A GREAT SONG
FOR THANKSGIVING!

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All: ♪ HOORAY, IT'S FINALLY
TURKEY DAY ♪

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♪ WE'LL DRINK AND LAUGH
OUR CARES AWAY ♪

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♪ EAT PIES OF PUMPKIN
AND PECAN ♪

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I PROBABLY DIDN'T BLOW A
HOMELESS MAN...?

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THEODORE, THIS IS A SAFE
PLACE.

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♪ OKAY, I DEFINITELY BLEW
A HOMELESS MAN ♪

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[ BELLS JINGLE ]
♪ HE SEES YOU

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WHEN YOU'RE HEALTHY ♪
♪ HE KNOWS WHEN YOU FEEL SICK

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[ COUGHS ]
♪ HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN

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NAUGHTY OR NICE ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT, SANTA CAN'T BE

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TRICKED ♪
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OVER MY

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NAUGHTY-AND-NICE LIST FOR THIS
YEAR.

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WELL, BILLY MARCHETTI IN
ROCHESTER STOLE A CANDY BAR.

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS NOW ON
MY NAUGHTY LIST.

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BUT HE DID IT BECAUSE HIS
FAMILY'S ON WELFARE AND HIS MOM

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TRADED ALL THE FOOD STAMPS FOR
HEROIN.

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OH.

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UM...

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HMM.

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THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.

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♪ HE WATCHES WHEN
YOU'RE HOME ♪

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♪ HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAY
♪ HE'S ALSO STARTING TO

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REALIZE ♪
♪ THAT LIFE IS MORALLY GRAY

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REGINA FROM NOME, ALASKA, GOT
AN "A" ON HER MATH QUIZ.

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WELL, THAT'S CUT-AND-DRIED --
A GIFT FOR REGINA.

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BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE CHEATED.

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OKAY, COAL FOR REGINA.

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BU-U-U-U-U-U-T...

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SHE ONLY CHEATED ON THE TEST
BECAUSE SHE CAN'T READ THE

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BLACKBOARD DUE TO THE FACT SHE'S
DYSLEXIC.

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AGHHH!

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♪ HE'S HAVING AN
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ♪

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♪ THAT SMUG LOOK'S WIPED OFF
OF HIS FACE ♪

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GUYS. GUYS, STOP.

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STOP SINGING.

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ALL RIGHT? JUST -- JUST STOP.

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I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO THINK
ABOUT.

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
HELP YOURSELF TO SOME

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COOKIES, SHERRY.

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I MADE THEM FOR THE WHOLE
OFFICE.

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I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T.

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BUT HEY, YOLO.

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UNH!

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♪ BABY NEW YEAR,
RESOLUTION ENFORCER ♪

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MOTHER, ARE YOU WATCHING OVER
ME, LIKE SIMBA'S DAD DID FOR

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HIM?

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[ Echoing ] HERE I AM, BAMBI.

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OH, WOW! MOM!

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D-DO YOU HAVE ANY SAGE ADVICE
FOR ME?

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YES, MY SON.

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THE RAMPANT DEER POPULATION IS
A REAL PROBLEM.

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YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF.

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I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
TELL ME, LIKE, I WAS THE ONE

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TRUE KING OR SOMETHING.

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NO. YOU'RE A DEER.

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DEER ARE MEANINGLESS!

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MEANINGLESS...

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MEANINGLESS.

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OH, I WISH I HAD KNOWN HER,
FATHER.

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YES, SHE WAS QUITE WONDERFUL.

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TELL ME -- WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?

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UNH! UNH! UNH! YEAH!

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[ DOLPHIN SQUEALS ]
OH, SHE WAS ENTHUSIASTIC, THE

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MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE IN HER POD.

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OH, THAT'S --
WAIT -- POD? WHAT POD?

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[ Yiddish accent ] NEMO, PUT
ON YOUR YARMULKE FOR YOUR

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MOTHER.

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I DON'T WANT TO! WE'RE FISH!

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THIS IS STUPID!

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PUT ON YOUR YARMULKE, NEMO!

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I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!

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SH'MA. FISHRAEL FISH ADONAI...

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM ALL
OF US IN THE DISNEY FAMILY

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WHO'VE LOST OUR MOTHERS.

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MICKEY, DO YOU MISS YOUR
MAMA, TOO?

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HA! NO!

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SHE ATE ALL MY BROTHERS AND
SISTERS.

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MICE ARE MONSTERS.

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[ Lisping ] OH, NO.

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IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND I HAVE
TOO MANY DATES.

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HAPPY HANUKKAH, JOSHUA.

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HERE.

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I GOT YOU LOTS OF HANUKKAH GELT.

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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ I GOT SO MUCH

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HANUKKAH GELT ♪
♪ YO, THIS MUSTA BEEN

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HOW ROCKEFELLER FELT ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE MONEY,

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IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY ♪
♪ KEEP MY WALLET IN THE FREEZER

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SO THAT SHIT DON'T MELT ♪
♪ I WALK INTO THE CLUB,

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AND I MAKE IT RAIN ♪
♪ AND NOW YOUR BOOTY ALL COVERED

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IN A CHOCOLATE STAIN ♪
♪ GELT IN MY SOCKS,

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GELT IN THE BANKS ♪
♪ I GIVE GELT TO MY HOMIES,

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AND THEY SAY... ♪
Together: THANKS!

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♪ I GIVE GELT TO THE GERMANS,
AND THEY SAY... ♪

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Together: DANKE!

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♪ I GOT MORE CHOCOLATE THAN
WILLY WONKA ♪

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♪ SO MUCH GELT, IT'LL MAKE YOU
SICK ♪

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♪ I GOT MORE HOT COCOA
THAN ICE-T's DICK ♪

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♪ SO MUCH CHOCOLATE, MAKE YA POP
YA BELT ♪

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♪ YA UNDERSTAND ME,
MOTHER FUCKER ♪

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♪ I GOT SO MUCH GELT
[ GASPS ] HEY!

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THIS MONEY'S MADE OF CHOCOLATE.

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YOU OWE US 3 GRAND.

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OY GEVALT!

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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, MY
SMURFS!

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THIS IS THE DAY ON WHICH WE
HONOR ALL THE FALLEN SMURFS

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OF SMURFS PAST.

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MYSPACE SMURF.

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[ BELL TOLLS ]
PAYPHONE SMURF.

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[ BELL TOLLS ]
OHHH, "TALK TO THE HAND" SMURF.

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[ BELL TOLLS ]
MICHAEL DUKAKIS SMURF.

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[ BELL TOLLS ]
I'M SENSING A TREND HERE.

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ALL OF THESE SMURFS WERE KIND
OF OUTDATED.

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YES, IT IS A SAD THING WHEN A
SMURF OUTLIVES HIS USEFULNESS.

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I MEAN, DIES.

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WELL, DID THESE SMURFS DIE OF
NATURAL CAUSES?

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WELL, LET ME THINK.

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[ TWINKLE! ]
HMM.

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DOESN'T LOOK BUSY ENOUGH.

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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ GUNSHOT ]

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EW! TALK TO THE HAN--
[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ GUNSHOT ]
YEP -- NATURAL CAUSES.

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YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
HANDY SMURF -- TONIGHT.

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HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.

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MRROW.

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[ SIGHS ]
I SWORE I'D STOP SPANKING IT,

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BUT I JUST CAN'T SAY NO TO YOU,
MARJORY.

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UNH! UNH! UNH!

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BROKE YOUR RESOLUTION, EH?

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[ CHOKING ]
THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER!

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I'M GONNA SIT THIS ONE OUT.

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♪ BABY NEW YEAR,
RESOLUTION ENFORCER ♪

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I LOVE SPENDING THESE NIGHTS
TOGETHER, BABY.

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JUST ME, YOU, AND THE DESOLATION
OF NATURE.

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I LOVE YOU, ST. NICK.

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[ RUMBLING ]
WHAT THE FUCK

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SANTA! MRS. CLAUS!

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IT IS A TRUE HONOR TO MEET YOU.

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I --
HEY, THANKS FOR BLOCKING OUR

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VIEW, DUMBASS!

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OH. SORRY.

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR PLACE WAS
HERE WHEN I THREW THE CRYSTAL.

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GOOD THING I DIDN'T HOOK IT, OR
YOUR HOUSE WOULD BE IN MY LIVING

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ROOM.

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[ LAUGHS ]
THERE'S A MILLION FUCKING

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MILES OF ICE UP HERE, AND YOU
PICK 20 FEET FROM OUR HOUSE FOR

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THIS...

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FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.

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YOU BUILT YOUR FORTRESS OF
SOLITUDE NEXT TO THE ONLY OTHER

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HOUSE IN THE ENTIRE ARCTIC?!

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IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE A
NEIGHBOR.

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?

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ANOTHER TIME, MA'AM.

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DUTY CALLS.

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UP, UP, AND AWAY!

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DOUCHE.

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BLITZEN, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING
ON MY BOOTS AGAIN?

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OH, GOD!

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[ SIGHS ]
SON OF A BITCH.

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I HAD A FUN THOUGHT.

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WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A CAPE
TONIGHT?

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WHAT?

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WITH AN "S" ON IT.

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YOU KNOW -- FOR "SANTA."

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[ GROWLS ]
HELLO? HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION?

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SUPERMAN'S PLACE IS SO CLOSE
TO MINE, I CAN SMELL IT WHEN HE

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TAKES A CRAP.

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OH. FINE. WHATEVER.

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ALL RIGHT, SEE IF SUPERMAN
BRINGS YOUR KID THAT NEW

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WHEELCHAIR THIS CHRISTMAS.

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THE H.O.A. WON'T KICK HIM OUT
UNLESS I FIND JUST CAUSE, HUH?

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HMM.

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WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO BUILDS AN
ENTIRE MINIATURE CITY IN A

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BOTTLE?

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OW! TINY PEOPLE!

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WE'VE GOT TINY SUPERPEOPLE HERE!

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WHAT THE HELL?!

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AAAAARGH!

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AHHH!

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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS IN
DISTANCE ]

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[ GROANS ] THAT'S IT!

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[ Slurred ] WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU?

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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THIS PARTY IS TOO GODDAMN LOUD!

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WHERE'S SUPERMAN?

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WHAT THE...?

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RUDOLPH?

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HUH?

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NAW, MAN. I'M D.J. VENISON.

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BETRAYAL!

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HEY, EVERYONE.

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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
GRANDPA SAYS WE'RE BEING TOO

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LOUD.

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[ ANGRY MURMURING ]
WHAT?!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU BUTTHOLES IS
SHOOTING ARROWS?!

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YAAAAAH!

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HELLO, NEIGHBOR!

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SUCK ON THIS RULING,
TINKER BELL!

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THE H.O.A. SAYS YOU'RE OUT!

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WELL, THE RULES ARE THE
RULES.

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GUESS I SHOULD START PACKING.

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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH. YOU DO THAT.

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DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.

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OH, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY,
MARTHA.

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NO MORE SUPERM--
WHAT THE --

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SUPERMA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N!

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I'M SURE SANTA'S OUT THERE
SOMEWHERE, MARTHA.

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I'LL LOOK SOME MORE --
TOMORROW.

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MORNING.

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MM!

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OHHH!

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[ WARBLE! ]
EHHHHH?!

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OH, BOY.

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Shh.

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DON'T SPEAK.

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MNNNNNNNNNNH!

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[ FUNKY, MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH!

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[ GASPS ]
FRIEND OF YOURS?

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[ GASPS ]
OHH!