1 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,910 [ CHEERING ] 2 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,646 [ SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 3 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:17,751 >> HA! 4 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,086 BACK FROM THE DEAD, ASSHOLES! 5 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,855 [ EWOKS SCREAMING ] 6 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:26,426 [ LAUGHS ] 7 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,228 OH HO HO! 8 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,363 BOBA'S GOT HIMSELF A LIGHTSABER 9 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:31,197 NOW! 10 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:32,165 OH HO HO HO HO! 11 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,366 MAKE IT TWO! 12 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:34,667 OOH, RED AND BLUE. 13 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:35,869 WHEN I PUT IT TOGETHER, WHAT 14 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:36,569 DOES IT MAKE? 15 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,872 PURPLE RAIN! 16 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:41,341 OH, NO, HE'S GETTIN' AWAY! 17 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,409 WHAT'S THIS BUTTON HERE? 18 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:43,743 SAYS "LONG-RANGE MISSILE." 19 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:47,714 COULDN'T POSSIBLY -- COULD IT? 20 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:48,982 [ LAUGHS ] 21 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,950 AND THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST! 22 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,419 >> OH, BOBA! 23 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:53,953 >> HEY, HEY, HE GOT THE GIRL. 24 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,455 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CLOTHING? 25 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,990 WHY DON'T YOU -- THERE'S MORE 26 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:57,757 COMFORTABLE. 27 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:59,759 RIGHT ON. 28 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,461 OH, CAREFUL OF THE ANTENNA, 29 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:02,495 BABY. 30 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,197 >> AND THAT WOULD BE THE MOST 31 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:05,965 AWESOMEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN 32 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,367 IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! 33 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,369 >> CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A SOCK? 34 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,907 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 35 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,219 [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ] 36 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:40,900 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 37 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:43,036 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,306 >> HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE MAD, 39 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:47,140 ALFONSO. 40 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,475 I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO GET IT 41 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,009 CUT, AND MY HAIR IS WHAAAH! 42 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,176 >> DON'T WORRY! 43 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,878 WE WILL HAVE YOU LOOKING 44 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,913 PERFECT, SIR! 45 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:55,014 [ LAUGHS ] 46 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:55,848 UH-OH! 47 00:01:55,914 --> 00:01:57,116 LOOK AT YOU! 48 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,585 YOU LOOK CRAZY! 49 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,485 >> I KNOW. 50 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:00,553 I LOOK CRAZY. 51 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,455 >> WELL, LET'S GET STARTED. 52 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,191 AND HOW IS THE EMPIRE COMING 53 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,125 ALONG? 54 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,061 LAST TIME, YOU WERE VERY EXCITED 55 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,529 ABOUT YOUR DEATH STAR. 56 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,030 >> LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE ALREADY 57 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:12,098 BUILDING ANOTHER ONE. 58 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:12,966 >> UH-OH! 59 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:14,334 >> YEAH, I'VE GOT VADER ON IT. 60 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,835 UGH. JUST SAYING HIS NAME 61 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:16,903 STRESSES MY ASS! 62 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,103 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 63 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,206 >> UH-OH! 64 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,007 >> YEAH? 65 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:21,875 >> TURN YOUR HEAD FOR ME, 66 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:22,542 PLEASE. 67 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,176 >> YOU LOST THEM? 68 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,010 >> UH-OH! 69 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,378 >> I-I CAN'T HOLD YOUR HAND 70 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,412 ANYMORE, VADER. 71 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:28,281 A HAND I GAVE YOU, I MIGHT ADD! 72 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,549 NO! NO! SHUT UP! 73 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,450 >> UH-OH! 74 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,885 >> I-I-I GOT TO PUT YOU ON HOLD! 75 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,620 I JUST WANT TO THROW MYSELF IN A 76 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:34,621 HOT BATH AND CRY. 77 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:35,488 >> OH, NO! 78 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,090 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GUYS? 79 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:38,725 WHAT ABOUT A BOUNTY HUNTER? 80 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:39,726 >> A WHAT, NOW? 81 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,427 >> YOU KNOW, A GUY WHO LOOKS FOR 82 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,395 A GUY FOR MONEY. 83 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,997 MY SISTER'S DATING ONE. 84 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:46,031 >> ALFONSO, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER! 85 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,433 WHAT'S YOUR MIDI-CHLORIAN COUNT? 86 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,535 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO WE NEED TO 87 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:49,602 DO? 88 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:50,637 >> WE PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER. 89 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,305 BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM EVERYWHERE 90 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:53,973 ARE LOOKING, LOOKING, LOOKING, 91 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,408 AND THEN WE GOT THIS GUY! 92 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,376 >> I LIKE IT. 93 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:58,311 AND I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING! 94 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,146 >> WELL, YOU GOT THE FACE FOR 95 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:00,980 IT! 96 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:01,814 >> FRIGHT FANS! 97 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,550 IT'S THE GEONOSIAN SEPARATIST 98 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,218 HOT POD SUMMER CHAMPIONSHIP! 99 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,119 >> CHAMPIONSHIP! 100 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,554 >> KICK IT TO THE GEONOSIAN AREA 101 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,721 THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. 102 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:09,589 >> SUNDAY, SUNDAY. 103 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,957 >> FEATURING THE 50,000 CREDIT 104 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,258 BATTLE FOR THE "MONSTER BEAST 105 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,693 CHALLENGE SERIES." 106 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,128 WITH ACKLAY! 107 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,262 MONSTER BEAST! 108 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,964 REEK! 109 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,100 AND NEXU! 110 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,569 TAKING ON TWO ROBE-CLAD, 111 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,003 FORCE-MAD, DEAD-EYE JEDI 112 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:24,704 WARRIORS! 113 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:25,605 >> FORCE MAD! 114 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:26,973 >> TICKETS NOW AT ALL HOLO-TRON 115 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,441 OUTLETS AND GEONOSIAN ARENA BOX 116 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:29,242 OFFICE. 117 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,109 THIS SATURDAY, 7:30 P.M.! 118 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,811 SPECIAL SHOW, SUNDAY 1:30! 119 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,712 >> BRING THE KIDS! 120 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,581 >> ONLY AT THE GEONOSIAN ARENA. 121 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,281 IT'S AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME! 122 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,817 >> LUKE, WHAT'S WRONG? 123 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,786 >> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE BEN'S 124 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:40,353 GONE. 125 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,254 >> OH! 126 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,089 DID THE 80-YEAR-OLD MAN YOU JUST 127 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,424 MET YESTERDAY DIE? 128 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,059 I MEAN, SORRY IF I DIDN'T 129 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:46,893 NOTICE. 130 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,561 I WAS A LITTLE BUSY THINKING 131 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,463 ABOUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND THE 132 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,231 OTHER 2 BILLION PEOPLE FROM 133 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,267 ALDERAAN WHO WERE JUST VAPORIZED 134 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,668 INTO DUST 'BOUT THREE HOURS AGO. 135 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,972 >> [ BEEPING ] 136 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,607 >> GARY, WHERE IS JESSICA? 137 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,475 ISN'T TODAY "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER 138 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,409 TO WORK DAY?" 139 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,211 >> NO ONE ACTUALLY DOES THAT. 140 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,447 >> GARY, YOU PROMISED. 141 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,423 >> KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, JESSICA! 142 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,726 >> OKAY, DADDY! OH! 143 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:23,129 MR. FUZZYBOTTOM! 144 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:27,133 >> [ GROANS ] 145 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,901 OH! UGH! 146 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:32,005 AHHH! 147 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,706 [ PANTING ] 148 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:34,807 HERE YOU GO, BABY. 149 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,308 >> WHO IS THIS LITTLE GIRL? 150 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:37,577 >> OH! LORD VADER! 151 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,945 UH...IT'S "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO 152 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,313 WORK DAY," AND I KNOW, UH -- YOU 153 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,514 KNOW, I'M SORRY FOR BRINGING 154 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,782 HER, BUT MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER 155 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:43,983 SEE HER, AND -- AND LET'S BE 156 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:44,550 HONEST. 157 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,218 SHE'S RIGHT. 158 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,653 OKAY? SHE'S RIGHT. 159 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:47,920 DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 160 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,023 'CAUSE, I MEAN, THEY CHANGE YOUR 161 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:50,923 WORLD. 162 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,026 OH, I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED 163 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,961 FOR THIS, BUT [BLEEP] IT. 164 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,764 I LOVE MY DAUGHTER. 165 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,500 >> THAT REALLY HITS ME WHERE I 166 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,367 LIVE. 167 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,636 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THOSE 168 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:04,404 PLANS? 169 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,105 GARY HERE NEVER SEES HIS 170 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,007 DAUGHTER BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE 171 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,642 YOU! 172 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,311 [ BONES SNAP ] 173 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,313 I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE 174 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,215 THAT. 175 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,817 ARE YOU HAVING FUN, BEING AT 176 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,152 WORK WITH YOUR FATHER? 177 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,086 >> MMMM. 178 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,320 >> [ LAUGHS ] 179 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,189 I KNOW, I'M SCARY. 180 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,257 >> THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS 181 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:25,124 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 182 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,392 >> THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS WE'RE 183 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,060 LOOKING FOR. 184 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:27,760 >> YES, THEY ARE. 185 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:28,761 >> MOVE ALONG. 186 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:29,729 >> MOVE ALONG. 187 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,264 >> DADDY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN 188 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,131 TRYING! 189 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,267 >> BABY, IT IS 165 DEGREES ON 190 00:05:34,332 --> 00:05:35,468 THIS PLANET! 191 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:36,703 I CAN'T HEAR IN THIS THING! 192 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:37,937 I WAS JUST REPEATING WHAT I 193 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,172 THOUGHT THE GUY WAS SAYING! 194 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,306 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MY OWN 195 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,574 MOTHER[BLEEP] THOUGHT ON THE 196 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:42,808 MATTER, OKAY?! 197 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,043 >> [ CRYING ] 198 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:44,877 >> HON-- OH! 199 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,312 BABY! 200 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,113 >> SEE? 201 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,247 THAT'S WHY I DON'T TAKE MY 202 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,816 DAUGHTER TO JACK [BLEEP] 203 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,551 >> MAKE HER TELL US THE LOCATION 204 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:52,618 OF THE REBEL BASE. 205 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,586 >> GOOD GOD, MAN! 206 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:54,987 I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A SAVAGE! 207 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,022 THIS IS A FLU SHOT! 208 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:56,856 GOOD DAY, SIR! 209 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,091 >> YOU WILL MAKE HER -- 210 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:01,194 >> I SAID, "GOOD DAY, SIR!" 211 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,005 >> WHAT THE... 212 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,507 YOU TRYING TO DROWN THAT KID? 213 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,008 WHAT ARE YOU INJECTING THERE? 214 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,543 IS THIS THE BLOODY DARK AGES?! 215 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,045 WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW SOME 216 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,012 LEECHES IN THERE! 217 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,181 OH, NOBODY LISTEN TO DR. BALL. 218 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:25,485 HE'S JUST AN OLD FOOL! 219 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,054 SHE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE?! 220 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,555 WHAT IS YOUR DEGREE IN, POETRY? 221 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:30,890 YOU SORRY BUNCH OF HIPPIES. 222 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,358 FOR GOD'S SAKES, DON'T USE THE 223 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,826 BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF MEDICAL 224 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:34,861 EQUIPMENT AROUND US. 225 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,295 WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST GET ON OUR 226 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:37,096 KNEES AND PRAY? 227 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,231 WE DON'T HAVE KNEES, YOU 228 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:41,501 MOTHER[BLEEP] 229 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,469 >> OKAY, KID, MR. AKBAR HERE IS 230 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,404 READY TO TAKE THIS AD CAMPAIGN 231 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,506 COAST TO COAST. 232 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,274 WHAT HAVE YOU COME UP WITH? 233 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,108 [ KNUCKLES CRACK ] 234 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,076 >> ♪ AKBAR'S FISH STICKS 235 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:50,843 FROM THE SEA ♪ 236 00:06:50,909 --> 00:06:51,711 ♪ THEY COOK SO TENDER 237 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:52,845 AND FLAKY ♪ 238 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,914 ♪ WHIP SOME UP FOR YOU AND ME ♪ 239 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:55,681 ♪ TO PASS THEM UP 240 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,916 IS A BIG MISTAKEY ♪ 241 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,185 ♪ YEAH ♪ 242 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,921 >> "BIG MISTAKEY"? 243 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,122 >> IT'S A NO, GUYS. 244 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,023 [ ALL GROAN ] 245 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,858 >> I THINK IT WORKS BETTER AS AN 246 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,727 INSTRUMENTAL ANYWAY. 247 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:09,996 >> THERE'S ONE. 248 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,464 SET FOR STUN. 249 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,332 UGH! 250 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,767 >> HE SAID STUN. 251 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:15,768 [ CRYING ] 252 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,737 IT WASN'T GONNA HURT YA. 253 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,306 HE SAID STUN. 254 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,742 [ BEEPING ] 255 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,976 >> [ ROARS ] 256 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,112 >> [ SCREECHES, GASPS ] 257 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,947 [ BEEPING ] 258 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,982 [ ALARM BLARING ] 259 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:37,156 [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] 260 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,658 WHOO! 261 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,659 >> GO TO THE JEDI TEMPLE. 262 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,361 DO WHAT MUST BE DONE. 263 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,464 >> MR. SKYWALKER. 264 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:46,799 WHAT'S GOING ON? 265 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,801 >> ALL OF YOU LINE UP, OLDEST TO 266 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:49,569 YOUNGEST. 267 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,770 >> WHAT FOR, SIR? 268 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,371 >> UM...A TREAT. 269 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:56,776 [ EXCITED CHATTERING ] 270 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,679 UM...EVERYONE JUST, UH, CLOSE 271 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,180 YOUR EYES REAL TIGHT AND PUT 272 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,615 YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS. 273 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:03,482 NO PEEKING. 274 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:04,951 >> MR. SKYWALKER, CAN MY TREAT 275 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:08,020 JUST BE A HUG? 276 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:09,355 >> YOU CAN DO THIS, ANAKIN. 277 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,756 JUST -- JUST GO TO YOUR HAPPY 278 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:11,557 PLACE. 279 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,491 OH, REMEMBER THE FIELDS OF 280 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,661 NABOO, WHERE YOU FELL IN LOVE. 281 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,798 YEAH. 282 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:19,966 YEAH! 283 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,268 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 284 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,636 OH, YEAH! 285 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,272 OH, NATURE! 286 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,707 I FEEL ALIVE! 287 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,375 OH, YEAH! 288 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,177 AAH, HYAH! 289 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,044 OH, I'M SO IN LOVE. 290 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:34,981 AAH, HYAH! 291 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,015 RA-A-A-R! 292 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,616 [ Laughing ] WHERE YOU GOING? 293 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,317 COME HERE. 294 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,286 YEAH! 295 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:43,356 OH, YEAH! 296 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,857 THAT WAS NICE. 297 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:45,992 >> ANAKIN, I'M HOME! 298 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:46,792 >> OH, GOOD. 299 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,160 I LEFT YOU SOME FRESH-CUT 300 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,829 SUNFLOWERS ON THE DINING TABLE. 301 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,765 >> OH, ANIE, THAT IS SO... 302 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,467 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 303 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,573 >> OUR FORCES ARE ALMOST IN 304 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,742 PLACE. 305 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:06,445 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 306 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:08,047 >> THIS IS GENERAL VEERS. 307 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,282 BEGIN YOUR ATTACK. 308 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,684 >> YEEEEE-HAW! 309 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:12,785 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 310 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:13,819 SLOW DOWN. 311 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:14,987 >> OW! 312 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,289 >> OOH! 313 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:21,427 >> HERE THEY COME! 314 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:25,932 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! 315 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:26,832 >> YOU JUST PASSED THEM. 316 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,436 YOU GOT TO TUR-- LOOK OUT! 317 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,340 [ AT-AT SQUEALING ] 318 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,308 >> YEAH! 319 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,909 THAT WAS AWESOME! 320 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,712 WHOO-HOO! 321 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,881 >> GENERAL VEERS, REPORT ON THE 322 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:42,615 ATTACK. 323 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:46,285 >> UH, UH... 324 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:46,986 HA HA! 325 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:47,653 WHOO! 326 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,055 I LOVE THIS THING! 327 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,156 >> THIS IS IT, MOM. 328 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,891 EVERYONE HAS A DESTINY, AND MINE 329 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,326 IS JUST OVER THAT HORIZON. 330 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,161 >> KRAYT, LISTEN TO REASON. 331 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,129 THE ELDERS ALL SAY IT'S JUST A 332 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,231 NEVER-ENDING OCEAN OF DESERT OUT 333 00:09:59,298 --> 00:09:59,865 THERE. 334 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:00,800 >> OH, PISHPOSH. 335 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,301 WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD WOULD 336 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,936 CREATE A WHOLE PLANET DEFINED BY 337 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,571 JUST ONE TOPOGRAPHICAL FEATURE? 338 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,173 WHY, THAT'D BE AS RIDICULOUS AS 339 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,708 A WHOLE WORLD MADE OF NOTHING 340 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,810 BUT ICE, LAVA, OR FOREST. 341 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,012 NO, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO 342 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,114 DIG DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOURSELF 343 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,183 AND FIND THE COURAGE TO SAY, 344 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,451 LOOK OUT, WORLD. 345 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,686 HERE COMES KRAYT DRAGON. 346 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,294 >> WHAT IS THY BIDDING, MY 347 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:28,861 MASTER? 348 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:29,795 >> MY BIDDING? 349 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,364 HOW ABOUT I BID THEE TO STOP 350 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,032 RAMMING THE SHIP INTO [BLEEP] 351 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,033 ASTEROID FIELDS? 352 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,001 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 353 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:35,901 >> I'M TRYING. 354 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,169 >> YEAH? WELL, THERE IS NO TRY. 355 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,537 THERE'S DO AND THERE'S [BLEEP] 356 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:39,405 ROYAL. 357 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,272 AND YOU ARE [BLEEP] ROYAL, SO 358 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,674 I'M HIRING BOUNTY HUNTERS TO DO 359 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,208 THE JOB. 360 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:42,808 >> BUT I -- 361 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:43,542 >> NO BUTS. 362 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:44,710 IT'S ALREADY RINGING. 363 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,278 YOU LOOK SO TINY DOWN THERE, 364 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,747 LIKE A LITTLE MEAN PEPPER 365 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,581 SHAKER. 366 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,949 SHEILA, HEY, IT'S PALPATINE. 367 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,650 LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO PLACE AN 368 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,885 AD FOR ME, WILL YOU? 369 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,653 IMPERIAL EMPEROR SEEKING BOUNTY 370 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,655 HUNTERS TO, UM -- TO FIND AND 371 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,790 LOCATE -- YEAH, I GUESS THAT IS 372 00:10:58,858 --> 00:10:59,959 THE SAME THING. 373 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,394 OKAY, TO LOCATE THE 374 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,262 MILLENNIUM FALCON. 375 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,163 SHE'S TYPING. 376 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,998 SO ALL YOU SEE IS MY HEAD, HUH? 377 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,099 CAN YOU SEE THIS? 378 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,268 WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OP! UP! 379 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,102 >> YES, I C-- 380 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,103 >> NO, I'M HERE. 381 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,004 RIGHT. 382 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,305 OH, AND BE SURE TO MENTION SOME 383 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,340 KIND OF A REWARD. 384 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,474 WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW. 385 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,143 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK? 386 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,044 REALLY? 387 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,245 THAT SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH TO ME. 388 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,379 NO, I SEE YOUR POINT. 389 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,847 I TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T WE 390 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,315 JUST SAY "SUBSTANTIAL REWARD" 391 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,450 AND LEAVE IT AT THAT? 392 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,584 OKAY, THANKS, SHEILA. 393 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:26,652 WHAT? 394 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,220 [ SIGHS ] 395 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,722 SURE. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 396 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,389 DENGAR? 397 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,323 SOUNDS GOOD. 398 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,159 YEAH, NO, WE'LL BRING HIM IN 399 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,093 FIRST THING. 400 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,361 OKAY. OKAY, BYE-BYE. 401 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,962 SHEILA'S HUSBAND'S A BOUNTY 402 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:37,763 HUNTER. 403 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,098 I TOLD HER WE'D GIVE HIM A 404 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,367 LOOK-SEE. 405 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,668 >> [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ] 406 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,270 >> BET THAT KNEE'S STARTING TO 407 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,271 HURT. 408 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,176 PERSON, NOT AN ACTOR, SO TO TELL 409 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,710 HER STORY, WE HIRED THE STAR OF 410 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:52,678 "PHANTOM MENACE." 411 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,413 >> I WAS DRIVING DOWN MY STREET 412 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,015 WHEN A TRUCK HIT ME HEAD-ON. 413 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,083 >> OSA-NOES! 414 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,951 THERE'S A TRUCK A-COMIN'! 415 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,553 AAAAH! 416 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,421 WE'S-A GONNA DIE! 417 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,255 >> YES. 418 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,091 I WAS FINE, BUT THE CAR WAS 419 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:05,891 TOTALED. 420 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,226 >> WHOO-EE PATOOTIE! 421 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,127 IT'S A MESS! 422 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,929 GOT THE ENGINE OVER HERE, BUT 423 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,864 THE WHEEL FOR STEERIN' WAY OVER 424 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:12,264 THERE! 425 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:13,332 AAH! 426 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,600 >> MY AGENT AT GECKO INSURANCE 427 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,135 SENT ME A CHECK RIGHT AWAY. 428 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,204 >> YOU-SA NOT EVEN GONNA BELIEVE 429 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:18,771 THIS. 430 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,505 JA WHEH. 431 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,673 WE WIN DA MONEY. 432 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,807 WHOOPEE! 433 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,142 WHA-AAAAH! 434 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,043 WHOA! 435 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,744 >> UM, I THINK I WAS EXPLAINING 436 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,113 IT BETTER THAN HE WAS. 437 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,914 >> GECKO -- REAL HELP. 438 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:29,982 REAL MONEY. 439 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,051 >> ME-SA THINKS ME BROKE ME 440 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,219 BOMBAD SPINE! 441 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,721 DID -- DID THEY SAY CUT? 442 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:36,689 >> BOUNTY HUNTERS? 443 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,923 WE DON'T NEED THEIR SCUM. 444 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,458 >> MY BROTHER'S A BOUNTY HUNTER, 445 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,026 GARETH. 446 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,265 >> THERE WILL BE A SUBSTANTIAL 447 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,134 REWARD FOR WHOEVER CAPTURES THE 448 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,002 MILLENNIUM FALCON. 449 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,104 IS HE PAYING ATTENTION? 450 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:56,242 [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ] 451 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,978 [ HORN SOUNDS, CROWD CHEERING ] 452 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,079 >> CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED, 453 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:00,980 RIGHT, FELLAS? 454 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:01,881 GOT TO HUNT THAT BOUNTY, BUT THE 455 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,815 BOUNTY'S IN THE HUNT, I ALWAYS 456 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:03,816 SAY. 457 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:04,583 TRICKS OF THE TRADE, TRADE 458 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,217 SECRET -- DISINTEGRATION 459 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,051 DEVICES. 460 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:06,952 D-GUNS, D-BOMBS, D-MISSILES. 461 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,053 I'M THE DISINTEGRATION MACHINE. 462 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,355 WANT A GUY DISINTEGRATED, GET ME 463 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,089 INTEGRATED. 464 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:10,856 THAT'S DENGAR'S MOTTO. 465 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,491 >> I WANT THEM ALIVE. 466 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:13,993 NO DISINTEGRATIONS. 467 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,227 >> AS YOU WISH. 468 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,428 >> AW, SHUCKS. 469 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,396 SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE, 470 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,063 A-HOLE. 471 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:18,864 >> WHERE MY KEYS? 472 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:19,365 BEST BOUNTY HUNTER IN THE 473 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,199 LEAGUE. 474 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,000 >> BETTER STOP SOFT-SHOEING. 475 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,334 >> WE ARE BOUNTY HUNTERS! 476 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,372 >> I GOT TO SAY, BOBA, THIS IS 477 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,540 ONE BEAUTY OF A SHIP. 478 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,041 I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NAME, 479 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:29,942 THOUGH. 480 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,310 I'VE MADE A DEAL THAT WILL KEEP 481 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,978 THE EMPIRE OUT OF OUR AFFAIRS 482 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:37,716 FOREVER. 483 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:42,922 >> [ ROARS ] 484 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,890 >> WE'D BE HONORED IF YOU COULD 485 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,393 JOIN US. 486 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:05,277 [ GRUMBLING ] 487 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:09,415 [ SLURPING ] 488 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,849 >> C-CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE 489 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:11,317 WATER? 490 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,184 >> WHAT? 491 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,352 >> NOTHING! [ CLEARS THROAT ] 492 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:18,591 I JUST ASKED FOR MORE WATER. 493 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:19,725 HMM? 494 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,460 >> KEEK! 495 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,695 >> [ GROWLS ] 496 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,230 >> PEOW! 497 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,999 >> [ BLOWING ] 498 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,668 >> [ IMITATES CREAKING ] 499 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:30,936 >> [ GROWLS ] 500 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,504 >> SO, HOW WE DOING? 501 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,106 LEIA, HOW'S THE SOUP? 502 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,175 YOU EVER HAD SOUP THIS GOOD? 503 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,743 >> YES, ON ALDERAAN. 504 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,512 >> HEY, PRINCESS, LET IT 505 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:44,415 G-O-O-O-O-O-O. 506 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,417 "OH, HELP ME. 507 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,119 WE'RE A PEACEFUL PLANET." 508 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,854 "YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY." 509 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:52,591 KA-BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OM! 510 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:53,359 BIG LASER. 511 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:54,927 [ IMITATES GUNFIRE ] 512 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,062 ALDERAAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE. 513 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:02,901 PSHEEEEW! 514 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,504 >> ANYONE, UH -- ANYONE GOT A 515 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,138 JOKE? 516 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,006 >> I'VE GOT ONE. 517 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,407 WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND 518 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,843 BETRAYED HIS BEST FRIEND? 519 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,244 THIS GUY! 520 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,413 [ LAUGHS ] 521 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,848 UH, TOO SOON? 522 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,717 >> WELL, IT'S BEEN A TIME AND A 523 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,518 HALF. 524 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,186 BUT -- [ YAWNS ] 525 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,422 LOT OF TORTURING TO DO. 526 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,291 A-BROO-BOO-BOO. 527 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,359 DO-DE-DA-LE-DO-DO. 528 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,296 AROOOO! 529 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,131 >> HI. HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU 530 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,499 KNOW BEEN PERMANENTLY 531 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,933 HANDICAPPED BY A JEDI? 532 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,769 IF SO, CALL ME, BOB GOLDSTEIN, 533 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,070 AT NABOO-5-SUE-JEDI. 534 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,705 I'LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU 535 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,040 DESERVE FAST. 536 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,617 I HAVE OVER 10 YEARS' 537 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,018 EXPERIENCE, AND I'M READY TO 538 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:53,852 WORK FOR YOU. 539 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,087 >> AT LAST WE WILL HAVE OUR 540 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:55,721 REVENGE. 541 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,089 >> YOU CALL NOW. 542 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,524 >> I LOVE YOU. 543 00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,658 >> I KNOW. 544 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,993 >> [ MOANS ] 545 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,462 >> THAT I DID NOT KNOW. 546 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:04,797 >> LEIA AND THE WOOKIEE MUST 547 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,131 NEVER AGAIN LEAVE THIS CITY. 548 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,633 >> THAT WAS NEVER A CONDITION OF 549 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,068 OUR ARRANGEMENT, NOR WAS GIVING 550 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,336 HAN TO THIS BOUNTY HUNTER. 551 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,104 >> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL. 552 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,772 PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY 553 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,673 FURTHER. 554 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,141 >> THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL 555 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,009 THE TIME. 556 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,410 >> FURTHERMORE, I WISH YOU TO 557 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,912 WEAR THIS DRESS AND BONNET. 558 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,680 >> THIS WAS NEVER A CONDITION OF 559 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:22,681 OUR ARRANGEMENT. 560 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,183 >> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL. 561 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,051 PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY 562 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:26,952 FURTHER. 563 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,354 >> THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL 564 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,088 THE TIME. 565 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,255 >> HERE IS A UNICYCLE. 566 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,657 YOU WILL RIDE IT WHEREVER YOU 567 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,658 GO. 568 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,659 >> WHAT? I'M NOT RIDING NO 569 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,693 [BLEEP] UNICYCLE! 570 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,161 >> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL. 571 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,696 PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY 572 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,564 FURTHER. 573 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,132 >> THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE 574 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,033 ALL THE TIME! 575 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,835 >> ALSO, YOU ARE TO WEAR THESE 576 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,336 CLOWN SHOES AND REFER TO 577 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,471 YOURSELF AS MARY. 578 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,905 >> OH [BLEEP] YOU, MAN! 579 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,040 I'M NOT DOING IT! 580 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,808 >> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL. 581 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,477 PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY 582 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,177 FURTHER. 583 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,447 >> THIS DEAL... 584 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,349 IS VERY FAIR, AND I'M HAPPY TO 585 00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:00,686 BE A PART OF IT. 586 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:05,124 [ SHOE SQUEAKS ] 587 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,559 >> JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE CAN 588 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,694 RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND 589 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:10,561 SON. 590 00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:12,263 >> FATHER AND SON? 591 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,766 HUH. 592 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,166 >> ♪ THINK OF ALL THE TIME 593 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,403 WE WASTED ♪ 594 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:21,707 ♪ SO MANY PLANS WE NEVER MADE ♪ 595 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,442 >> OKAY, DON'T LET GO. 596 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,676 DON'T LET GO, DAD. 597 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:28,113 DON'T -- DON'T LET GO. 598 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,014 I'M DOING IT! 599 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:29,615 WHOO! 600 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,449 I'M DOING IT! 601 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,150 I'M DOING IT! 602 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,451 DAD! 603 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,685 YEAH! 604 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:37,523 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 605 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,692 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, 606 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,827 HEY! 607 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,861 >> ♪ CRACK, JAM, TAKE IT DOWN, 608 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:43,562 SLAM IT ♪ 609 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,463 ♪ PICK IT BACK UP, 610 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,832 BUT DON'T FORGET TO RAM IT ♪ 611 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,467 >> ♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS, 612 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,701 THEN I DOUBLE BACK ♪ 613 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:50,869 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOUBLING TWICE 614 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:51,637 AROUND ♪ 615 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,905 ♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS, 616 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,939 THEN I DOUBLE BACK ♪ 617 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,174 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOUBLING TWICE 618 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,008 AROUND ♪ 619 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,977 ♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS ♪ 620 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,613 >> FATHER AND SON. 621 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,484 WH-WH-AAAAAH! 622 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,852 >> AAH! 623 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,686 >> WHAT? 624 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,954 >> OH, I SAID, AAH, I CAN'T 625 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,656 BELIEVE THIS APARTMENT'S PRICED 626 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,490 SO LOW. 627 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,991 IT'S GOT A WASHER AND DRYER, 628 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:13,926 CENTRAL AIR. 629 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,327 >> WHAT DOES THIS DO? 630 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,329 >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT QUITE SURE. 631 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,133 UH, GARBAGE DISPOSAL? 632 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,367 >> AAAH! 633 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,836 >> WELL, APPARENTLY IT DOES 634 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:24,703 NOTHING. 635 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,004 HOW'S THE CABLE IN THIS PLACE? 636 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,307 >> CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE TV. 637 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:29,942 >> AAH! UGH! 638 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:30,843 >> [ SCOFFS ] 639 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:31,677 CLOUD CITY. 640 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,245 MORE LIKE CRAP CITY IF YOU ASK 641 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,680 ME. 642 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,515 >> I'LL HAVE THE CALAMARI. 643 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,150 >> WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE THE 644 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,818 INSENSITIVE BITCH, WITH A SIDE 645 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,119 OF [BLEEP] YOU. 646 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,621 >> AAAAAH! 647 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,255 HELLO! 648 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,256 MEANT TO DO IT. 649 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,457 >> THANK GOODNESS. 650 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,092 I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THIS 651 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,760 THOUSAND YEARS OF DIGESTION 652 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:49,461 ALONE. 653 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,662 HOW DID YOU FALL IN? 654 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:51,730 >> WHAT? FELL IN? 655 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,531 HA HA! 656 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,765 VOLUNTEERED, MORE LIKE IT. 657 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,067 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. 658 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,735 YOU WOULD'VE DUG IT THE MOST. 659 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,003 I WAS FLYING AROUND WITH MY JET 660 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,238 PACK, JUST SMOKIN' REBELS WITH 661 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,005 MY LASER. 662 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:00,873 BA-BOOM BA-BOOM BA-BOOM. 663 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,074 HAN SOLO WAS ALL, "HEY, WAIT." 664 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,275 AND I'M LIKE, "OH, I'VE BEEN 665 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,443 WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG 666 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,077 TIME, SOLO." 667 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:05,978 BA-BANG! 668 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,546 THE BIG, BAD WOOKIEE BE GROWLING 669 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,380 IN HELL NOW. 670 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:09,748 I EVEN PUT ONE BETWEEN 671 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,517 SKYWALKER'S EYES, RIGHT BETWEEN 672 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,951 THOSE PRETTY BABY BLUES. 673 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,953 BUT THEN JABBA THE HUTT WAS ALL, 674 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,889 "OH, NO, THIS GUY'S TOO BADASS, 675 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:17,689 MAN." 676 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,091 SO THEN 80 JEDI SHOWED UP. 677 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,059 I TOOK OUT ABOUT 67 OF THEM, BUT 678 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,694 THEN 20 DUDES FINALLY FLANKED 679 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:23,795 ME. 680 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,730 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, 681 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,631 KIDS? 682 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:26,532 IT'S BEEN REAL, DADDY-O, BUT I'M 683 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,833 NOT GIVING YOU THE PLEASURE." 684 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,401 SO I JUMPED INTO THE PIT MYSELF. 685 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,969 ON THE WAY DOWN, I WAS THINKING, 686 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,471 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE LEFT 'EM A 687 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,372 PARTY FAVOR. 688 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,706 OH, I DID -- A THERMO DETONATOR 689 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,741 RIGHT UP THEIR ASS. 690 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:36,475 BA-BOOM! 691 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,776 >> OH, THAT'S AWESOME. 692 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,611 AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GO OUT LIKE 693 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,212 A PUNK. 694 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,013 >> YEAH. 695 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,281 OH, 'CAUSE I LOOKED LIKE A 696 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:42,848 BADASS. 697 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,682 [ SNIFFLES ] 698 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,717 [ SOBBING ] 699 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,219 >> ARE YOU CRYING? 700 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:47,753 >> NO. 701 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,554 HUH? 702 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,721 THAT'S FUNNY. 703 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:50,956 [ SNIFFLES ] 704 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 DA-DA-DA DAAAAA-DA. 705 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,560 DA-DA-DA DAAAAA-DA. 706 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,395 I'M OKAY. 707 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,496 >> WELCOME, MY MASTER. 708 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,931 THE DEATH STAR CONSTRUCTION -- 709 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,399 >> YEAH, GREAT. FINE. WHATEVER. 710 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,633 THAT FLIGHT WAS A [BLEEP] 711 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,534 NIGHTMARE, MAN. 712 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,936 MY STUPID TRAY TABLE BROKE, AND 713 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,237 I ENDED UP WITH A GALLON OF 714 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,271 COFFEE IN MY CROTCH. 715 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,906 IT'S LIKE DUNKING MY WANG IN HOT 716 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,374 LAVA, SOMETHING YOU HAVE SOME 717 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,909 EXPERIENCE WITH, I GUESS, HUH? 718 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:11,410 RIGHT? 719 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:11,944 >> YES. 720 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:12,611 >> HA HA! 721 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,579 >> IS THAT YOURS? 722 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,247 >> NO, FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, 723 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,682 THAT'S THAT SAME STUPID BLACK 724 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,716 BAG. 725 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,817 MINE DOESN'T HAVE A STRIPE. 726 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,385 IT'S LIKE THAT STRIPY BAG IS 727 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,153 MOCKING ME. 728 00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,088 [BLEEP] YOU, STRIPY BAG. 729 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,290 WELL, MY SUITCASE IS GONE. 730 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,792 SACRIFICED TO THE AIRPORT GODS. 731 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,193 NOW I'M HERE FOR TWO [BLEEP] 732 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,095 WEEKS WITH ONE [BLEEP] ROBE. 733 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,163 ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S STICKING TO 734 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,332 ME LIKE A WET KLEENEX. 735 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,834 WOW, FOR REAL? 736 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,070 YEAH, GUESS I'LL JUST BE KILLING 737 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,171 MYSELF, THEN. 738 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:40,706 GOOD CHAIR, GOOD CHAIR. 739 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,074 NICE LUMBAR SUPPORT. 740 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,010 GREAT VIEW OF...UTTER BLACKNESS. 741 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,145 [ AIR-CONDITIONING HUMMING ] 742 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,747 OH, FOR -- I'M RIGHT UNDER THE 743 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,015 AIR-CONDITIONING VENT. 744 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,583 AND THE CHAIR'S BOLTED TO THE 745 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,317 FLOOR? 746 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,285 WHO'S THE BRAINIAC -- 747 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,953 HEY, CRAYOLA, HELP ME SHUT THIS 748 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,821 VENT. 749 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,855 YEAH, REACH UP THERE WITH YOUR 750 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,390 STAFF OF RA AND -- 751 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,761 [ AIR GUSTING ] 752 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,630 HEY, WANT TO SEE ME TEMPT FATE? 753 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,365 COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE? 754 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,233 I DID IT IRONICALLY, SO I THINK 755 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,901 I'M SAFE. 756 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,004 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 757 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:12,571 PUT ME DOWN. 758 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,539 AAAAH! 759 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,041 [ CHICKENS CLUCKING "STAR WARS" 760 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,043 THEME ] 761 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,838 >> CONVENE ALL SHIPS ON ENDOR. 762 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,240 I WANT THE MOON OBLITERATED AND 763 00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:49,641 THE REBELS WIPED FROM THE FACE 764 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:50,375 OF THE GALAXY. 765 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,276 >> SORRY, SIR. 766 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,377 ACTUALLY, WE CAN'T. 767 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,545 THE REBELS HAVE WON. 768 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,180 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY WON? 769 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,748 WE HAVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF 770 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,549 SHIPS. 771 00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,450 WE -- WE CONTROL COUNTLESS 772 00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,317 WORLDS. 773 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:00,252 WE HAVE MILLIONS OF TROOPS AT 774 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,086 OUR DISPOSAL. 775 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,220 >> BUT THEY JUST BLEW UP THE 776 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:04,356 SECOND DEATH STAR AND KILLED THE 777 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,090 EMPEROR. 778 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:05,924 >> SO? 779 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,858 >> SO, THAT MEANS THEY WON. 780 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,326 >> HOW DOES THAT MEAN THEY WON? 781 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,661 THEY BLEW UP THE FIRST DEATH 782 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,196 STAR YEARS AGO, AND THE FIGHTING 783 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,097 CONTINUED. 784 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,465 >> YES, BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL THE 785 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,166 EMPEROR. 786 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,200 THEY HAD TO DO BOTH. 787 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,468 >> WE CAN'T FIGHT BACK? 788 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,335 >> NO. SORRY. 789 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:18,704 THIS IS THE END OF THE EMPIRE. 790 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:19,404 >> REALLY? 791 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,773 >> YEAH, 'FRAID SO. 792 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,075 THAT'S IT, THEN. 793 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,710 >> WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 794 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,678 >> I GUESS WE CAN GO GET A 795 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:27,479 MASSAGE. 796 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,980 >> LET'S DO THAT.