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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

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>> [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ]

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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

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>> WHAT IN THE [BLEEP] IS --

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>> Palpatine: [ CHUCKLES ]

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SO I THREW THE SENATE AT HIM.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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THE WHOLE SENATE!

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TRUE STORY!

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>> OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO FUNNY.

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>> [ Laughing ] YOU MADE IT COME

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OUT OF MY NOSE.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Palpatine: GO FOR PAPA

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PALPATINE.

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>> YOU HAVE A COLLECT CALL

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FROM...

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>> Vader: [ MECHANICAL

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BREATHING ]

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DARTH VADER.

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>> Palpatine: [ SIGHS ]

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I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

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HOLD ON.

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VADER, HOW'S MY FAVORITE SITH?

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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WHOA. WHOA.

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JUST SLOW DOWN.

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HUH?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY BLEW UP

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THE DEATH STAR?

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[BLEEP]

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OH [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]

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WHO'S "THEY"?

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WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM

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FALCON?

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[ SIGHS ]

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OKAY, OKAY, SO WHO'S LEFT?

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ARE YOU [BLEEP] ME?

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WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?

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WAIT A SEC, YOU BEEN FLYING

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AROUND FOR TWO WEEKS TRYING TO

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GET A SIGNAL?

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YOU MUST SMELL LIKE FEET WRAPPED

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IN LEATHERY, BURNT BACON.

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OH, OH, OH, I-I'M SORRY.

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I THOUGHT MY DARK LORD OF THE

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SITH COULD PROTECT A SMALL

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THERMAL-EXHAUST PORT THAT'S ONLY

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TWO METERS WIDE.

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THAT THING WASN'T EVEN FULLY

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PAID OFF YET.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS

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IS GONNA DO TO MY CREDIT?

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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HANG ON, I GOT ANOTHER CALL.

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WHAT?!

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I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!

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OH.

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OH, WELL, WHERE ARE THEY GOING?

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OH, ALL RIGHT.

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UM, JUST GET ME A TURKEY CLUB.

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UH, COLE SLAW, I GUESS.

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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA EAT IT.

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WHAT ARE YOU GETTING?

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NO, SEE, I ALWAYS ORDER THE

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WRONG THING.

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NO, NO, NO, I'LL JUST STICK WITH

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THAT.

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OKAY, BYE.

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W-WHAT?

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OH, CHERRY COKE.

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THANKS.

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SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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[ SIGHS ]

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WHAT?

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OH, OH, "JUST REBUILD IT"?

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REAL [BLEEP] ORIGINAL.

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AND WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME A LOAN,

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JACKHOLE?

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YOU?

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YOU GOT AN ATM ON THAT TORSO

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LITE-BRITE?

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NOW GET YOUR 7'2" ASTHMATIC ASS

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BACK HERE, OR I'M GONNA TELL

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EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU

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WERE ABOUT PADAMAMI OR

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PANDA BEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL

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HER NAME IS.

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OH, JEEZ, HE'S CRYING.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

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COME ON, COME ON, DON'T DO THAT.

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JUST -- JUST -- LOOK, I'M JUST

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DEALING WITH A LOT OF CRAP RIGHT

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NOW.

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DEATH STAR BLOWN UP BY A BUNCH

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OF [BLEEP] TEENAGERS, YOU KNOW?

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO SNAP.

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O-OKAY, JUST GET BACK HERE.

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OKAY.

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OKAY, BYE.

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Y-- I --

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I LOVE YOU, TOO.

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>> WHAT'LL IT BE, PAL?

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>> Jawa: MARTINI!

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>> [ WHISTLING ]

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OH, JEE-- OH, MY GOD.

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I GOT TO GET THAT TRANSFER TO

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CORUSCANT.

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>> I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO EAT

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THIS BORING OATMEAL.

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>> Adm. Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!

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>> Both: WOW! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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WOW! ADMIRAL ACKBAR CEREAL!

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>> COLORFUL MARSHMALLOWS!

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>> IMITATION CRAB MEAT!

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>> Adm. Ackbar: YOUR TONGUES

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CAN'T REPEL FLAVOR OF THAT

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MAGNITUDE.

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>> THERE'S A PRIZE IN EVERY BOX.

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>> ADMIRAL ACKBAR CEREAL, NOW

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WITH BRINE SHRIMP.

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>> Ponda: [ SIGHS ]

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[ SPEAKING AQUALISH ]

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>> Evazan: WHAZUUUUUP, PONDA!

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LET'S BUST OUT EARLY AND HIT

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THAT NEW CANTINA ACROSS THE

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STREET.

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COME ON!

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ONE DRINK AIN'T GONNA KILL YOU.

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> [ BABBLING ]

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>> [ SQUEAKING ]

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>> Evazan: LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA

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EAT A BUNCH OF BANANAS AFTER

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THAT?!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

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>> Luke: I'M SORRY.

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>> Evazan: I DON'T LIKE YOU,

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EITHER.

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YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.

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WE'RE WANTED MEN.

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I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON

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12 SYSTEMS.

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>> Luke: I'LL BE CAREFUL.

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>> Evazan: YOU'LL BE DEAD!

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>> Ponda: [ SCREAMING ]

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>> GEE, PONDA, I JUST DON'T SEE

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HOW YOU CAN KEEP DESIGNING WITH

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NO DRAWING ARM.

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I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO LET

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YOU GO.

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[ ALARM BUZZES ]

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>> C-3PO: OH -- OH, DEAR.

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MY KEYS.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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>> Qui-Gon: IT'S ALMOST OPEN.

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HOLD ON TO THIS.

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>> WHOA, COMING THROUGH!

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>> THE WALL'S ON FIRE!

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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]

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>> WHAT WAS THAT?

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>> IT WAS A LIGHTSABER!

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>> THIS IS MY FIRST DAY!

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[ CAR ALARM BLARES ]

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>> Vader: WHAT THE --

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LITTLE HELP?

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>> WELCOME TO ORIENTATION DAY

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HERE ON THE JOLLY, OLD DEATH

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STAR.

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THERE ARE A FEW THINGS WE WANT

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TO GO OVER WITH YOU CONCERNING

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LORD VADER.

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FIRST AND FOREMOST, HE THINKS HE

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HAS THE POWER TO STRANGLE US.

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TRUTH IS, HE DOESN'T.

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IF HE EVER REALIZED THIS, HE

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WOULD KILL US WITH HIS

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LIGHTSABER.

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THUS, TO KEEP US SAFE, WE'LL ALL

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PRETEND TO GET STRANGLED.

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OKAY, LET'S TRY A PRACTICE.

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COMMANDER WINSTON HERE WILL

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ASSIST ME.

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I'M GOING TO HOLD OUT MY HAND

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LIKE LORD VADER, AND HE WILL

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PRETEND TO BE STRANGLED.

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GASPING FOR AIR.

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GRABS THROAT, YES.

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EYES BACK, AND HE'S DOWN.

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GOOD SHOW, COMMANDER.

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NOW TWO OF THE FLOOR CHIEFS WILL

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RETRIEVE THE CORPSE, REDRESS

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HIM, ADD A MUSTACHE, AND HE'S

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BACK TO WORK AS

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LIEUTENANT LEOPOLD.

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VADER HAS THE SATISFACTION OF

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KILLING SOMEONE, AND WE STAY

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AMONGST THE LIVING.

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WHY, PRIVATE PERKINS OVER THERE

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HAS BEEN STRANGLED OVER

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30 TIMES, HAVEN'T YOU, PERKINS?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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GOOD MAN.

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>> Luke: YEAH!

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THIS IS AWESOME!

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R2, PATCH ME THROUGH.

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I WANT TO CALL UNCLE OWEN AND

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AUNT --

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OHH.

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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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>> [ GASPS ]

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YOU'RE GEORGE LUCAS!

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>> George: UH, I TAKE IT YOU'RE

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HERE FOR THE "STAR WARS"

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CONVENTION?

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>> I SURE AM.

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WANT TO SEE MY COSTUME?

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>> George: UM...

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>> SEE?

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I'M A TAUNTAUN.

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BUT I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU.

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YOU INVENTED TAUNTAUNS.

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>> George: WELL, THAT'S VERY

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INTERESTING.

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>> LISTEN TO MY TAUNTAUN CALL!

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[ GROWLING ]

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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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>> George: NICELY DONE.

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OH, DEAR GOD.

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>> OH, MY GOD!

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GEORGE LUCAS!

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>> I LOVE YOU!

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GIVE ME A BABY!

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>> QUICKLY, SIR!

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ONTO MY BACK!

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I AM YOUR STEED.

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>> George: UH...

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I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

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>> [ GROWLING ]

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>> George: OH, DEAR GOD.

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[ CROWD GASPS ]

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>> George: OH, WELL, UM...

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AND I THOUGHT THEY SMELLED BAD

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ON THE OUTSIDE.

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE!

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ME?

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THANK YOU!

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THANK YOU!

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AND THAT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF

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MY WHOLE LIFE.

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>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN I WAS BORN?

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>> NOT EVEN CLOSE.

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>> Luke: BUT WITH THE BLAST

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SHIELD DOWN, I CAN'T EVEN SEE.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT?

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OOH!

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OOH!

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>> [ ROARS ]

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OH, DAMN IT!

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>> WHAT IS IT?

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>> I NEVER GET A SPACESHIP.

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I NEVER GET ANYTHING.

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>> SHOULD WE ORDER SOME CHINESE

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FOOD?

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>> I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS.

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>> WE'LL GET SOME CHINESE.

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[ TELEPHONE DIALING ]

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HELLO, COULD WE GET, UM...

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WHAT DO YOU THINK, 5 MILLION

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TONS OF KUNG PAO CHICKEN?

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>> THAT'S GOOD.

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>> YEAH, 3 MILLION POT STICKERS

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AND ONE ORDER OF SCALLION

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PANCAKES.

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>> GET SOME FRIED RICE.

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>> 5 MILLION TONS OF FRIED RICE.

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CASH OR CHARGE?

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IT'S -- HOLD ON.

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WE'RE JUST GONNA GOBBLE HIM UP

283
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WHEN HE GETS HERE, RIGHT?

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>> YEAH, OF COURSE.

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>> CASH, THEN.

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>> Mace: [ SCREAMING ]

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THAT MOTHER--

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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I GOT TO GET THAT TRANSFER TO

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THE DEATH STAR.

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>> MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR VITALS

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ALL CHECK OUT FINE.

293
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THERE IS JUST ONE THING.

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YOUR MIDI-CHLORIAN COUNT IS

295
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EXTRAORDINARILY HIGH.

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>> Pres. Bush: DOES THAT MEAN

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THAT I'M ONE OF THEM, WHATCHA

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CALL 'EM, JEDIS?

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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>> Laura: OH, NOT TONIGHT.

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I'M TIRED, HONEY.

302
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>> Pres. Bush: YOU'RE NOT TIRED.

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YOU WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME.

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>> Laura: I'M NOT TIRED.

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I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME.

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>> George: GET ME CONDI.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Pres. Clinton: OH, SORRY,

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"W."

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BIG MAC ATTACK.

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YEE-HOO!

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HEY, HEY, WHOA!

314
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WHAT THE DILLY?

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>> Pres. Bush: [ CHUCKLES ]

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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SABER BEATS ROCK.

318
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[ RUMBLING ]

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WHAT IN THE HELL?

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>> Pres. Lincoln: WHO DARES

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DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

322
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>> Pres. Bush: WHO DARES

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QUESTION MY...DARING...OF HIS

324
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DARE?

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JERK!

326
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>> Pres. Lincoln: IT IS I, I WHO

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FREED THE SLAVES, I WHO

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UNITED --

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>> Pres. Bush: BORING.

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LET'S FIGHT!

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>> Pres. Lincoln: IF YOU

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STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL

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BECOME -- WAIT, LET ME FINISH!

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AAH!

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>> Pres. Bush: THAT'LL TEACH

336
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YOU, GEORGE WASHINGTON!

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JENNA, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

338
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I AM YOUR FATHER!

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>> Jenna: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

340
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

341
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MY REAL FATHER WOULD LET ME GO

342
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CLUBBING AS LATE AS I WANT!

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>> Pres. Bush: YOU LITTLE --

344
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>> Jenna: OW.

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>> Pres. Bush: OH, NO, BABY, I'M

346
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SORRY.

347
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>> Jenna: AAH!

348
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YOU SUCK!

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>> Pres. Bush: NOOOOO!

350
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[ SNORING ]

351
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WHAT -- HUH?

352
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WAS IT JUST A DREAM?

353
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>> MR, PRESIDENT, WE STILL

354
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HAVEN'T FOUND ANY WEAPONS OF

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MASS DESTRUCTION.

356
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>> Pres. Bush: YOU HAVE FOUND

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WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

358
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>> UH...HI.

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WE HAVEN'T.

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>> Pres. Bush: YOU HAVE.

361
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

362
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DOING.

363
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>> Pres. Bush: BRING ME A TACO.

364
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>> YES, SIR.

365
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>> Pres. Bush: TACOS RULE.

366
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>> CLOUD CITY WILL BE CLOUDY

367
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THIS EVENING, FOLLOWED BY

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CLOUDS.

369
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>> GET YOUR OWN TAUNTAUN!

370
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,588
>> Luke: YOUR OVERCONFIDENCE IS

371
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YOUR WEAKNESS.

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>> Palpatine: YOUR FAITH IN YOUR

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FRIENDS IS YOURS.

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>> Luke: FAITH IN YO MAMA.

375
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>> Palpatine: WHAT WAS THAT?

376
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>> Luke: I SAID, YO MAMA'S SO

377
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FAT, JABBA THE HUTT SAID,

378
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"DA-A-A-MN!"

379
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>> Palpatine: WELL, YOUR

380
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MOTHER'S SO UGLY, SHE PUT THE

381
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"UG" IN UGNAUGHT.

382
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,137
>> Vader: OH, YO MAMA FIGHT!

383
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>> Luke: YO MAMA'S SO STUPID,

384
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SHE SPENT ALL DAY SAYING, "AM

385
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NOT," TO R2.

386
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,679
[ CROWD SHOUTS ]

387
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>> Palpatine: YOUR MOTHER IS SO

388
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,949
FAT THAT BEN KENOBI SAID,

389
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,017
"THAT'S NO MOON."

390
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THAT'S YOUR MAMA!"

391
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,119
[ CROWD SHOUTS ]

392
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>> Luke: YO MAMA'S SO DUMB,

393
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SHE THOUGHT JAR JAR COMES WITH

394
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PICKLES PICKLES!

395
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,491
[ CROWD SHOUTS ]

396
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>> Palpatine: YOUR MOTHER IS SO

397
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,562
STUPID, SHE -- SHE THINKS A

398
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LIGHTSABER HAS FEWER CALORIES.

399
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,232
[ CROWD MURMURS ]

400
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,233
>> I DON'T GET IT.

401
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,568
>> Palpatine: IT'S LIGHT.

402
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:16,502
LIKE IT'S LIGHT.

403
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,037
LIKE, LIGHT MEANS THAT THERE'S

404
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,605
NOT A LOT OF CALORIES AND IT'S

405
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,739
GOOD...FOR YOUR BODY.

406
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,041
THAT'S HOW STUPID YOUR MOTHER

407
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,109
IS.

408
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,477
>> Luke: YO MAMA IS SO STUPID,

409
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SHE WENT TO BANGKOK TO GET A

410
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,279
TIE FIGHTER.

411
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,147
AND LUKE WINS!

412
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,582
>> Palpatine: WHAT ARE YOU

413
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:30,282
DOING?

414
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,250
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

415
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,017
PUT ME DOWN!

416
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,654
[ SCREAMING ]

417
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,624
>> OH, COME ON.

418
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,792
WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE ALL

419
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,160
THE TIME?

420
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,798
>> WHAT'S HAPPENED UP THERE?

421
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,133
>> Han: UH, WE HAD A SLIGHT

422
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,300
WEAPONS MALFUNCTION, BUT

423
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,635
EVERYTHING'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT

424
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:50,603
NOW.

425
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,403
WE'RE ALL FINE HERE NOW.

426
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,538
THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU?

427
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,906
>> WE'RE SENDING A SQUAD UP.

428
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:54,807
>> Han: NEGATIVE.

429
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,308
WE HAD A REACTOR LEAK HERE NOW.

430
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,209
GIVE US A MINUTE.

431
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,677
LARGE LEAK, VERY DANGEROUS.

432
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,246
>> THERE'S NO REACTOR ON THAT

433
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,147
FLOOR.

434
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,381
>> Han: YES, WELL...I TALKED TO

435
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,883
DAVE JOHNSON IN STORMTROOPER

436
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,484
ENGINEERING, AND HE SAID THERE

437
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,552
IS A REACTOR HERE.

438
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,520
>> DAVE JOHNSON?

439
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,621
HANG ON ONE SECOND.

440
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,289
OKAY, I HAVE DAVE JOHNSON ON THE

441
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,090
LINE.

442
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,191
DAVE, DID YOU TELL SOMEONE

443
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,726
THERE'S A REACTOR IN PRISONER

444
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,560
CONTROL ROOM?

445
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,828
>> Dave: UH, NO, THERE'S NO

446
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:16,662
REACTOR THERE.

447
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:17,897
>> Han: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO

448
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,098
TELL YOU, BUT I'M STARING

449
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,166
STRAIGHT AT A REACTOR.

450
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,967
MAYBE VADER HAD IT INSTALLED

451
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:22,801
YESTERDAY.

452
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,170
>> HANG ON A SECOND.

453
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,771
>> Vader: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

454
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,640
>> LORD VADER, DID YOU INSTALL A

455
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,441
REACTOR IN THE PRISONER CONTROL

456
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:30,309
ROOM?

457
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,477
>> Vader: UM...NOT THAT I KNOW

458
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,378
OF.

459
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,279
HANG ON ONE SECOND.

460
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,214
SHEILA, CAN YOU GET ME THE PLANS

461
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,415
TO THE DEATH STAR?

462
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,984
OKEYDOKEY, THE PLANS HERE --

463
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,786
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.

464
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,688
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

465
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:46,892
REACTOR, REACTOR, REACTOR.

466
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,360
NO REACTOR THAT I CAN SEE, BUT

467
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,628
MIGHT AS WELL PUT ONE IN.

468
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,163
THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR ANOTHER

469
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,064
REACTOR.

470
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,265
>> WE'LL SEND A TEAM UP TO BUILD

471
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,165
THE NEW REACTOR.

472
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,467
>> Han: NO, NOT NECESSARY.

473
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,835
WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

474
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,537
BORING CONVERSATION ANYWAY.

475
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,439
OKAY, LET'S BUILD THIS REACTOR.

476
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,907
>> Vader: INFORM THE EMPEROR

477
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,442
THAT THE JEDI TEMPLE HAS BEEN

478
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,076
SEALED.

479
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:04,910
>> YES, MY LORD.

480
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:05,844
>> Jar Jar: ANI?

481
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:06,946
ANI! LITTLE ANI!

482
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,614
>> Vader: JAR JAR, I AM NO

483
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,149
LONGER ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

484
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,051
>> Jar Jar: THESE ARE SOME NICE

485
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:12,918
DUDS.

486
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,420
>> Vader: LOOK, JAR JAR, IT IS

487
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,421
VERY IMPORTANT...

488
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,222
[GROANS]

489
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,456
THAT YOU NEVER SPEAK TO ME

490
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,324
AGAIN.

491
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:18,991
>> Jar Jar: WHAT'SA HAPPEN TO

492
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:19,959
YOU?

493
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:20,626
YOUSA BURN YOUR FACE --

494
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,860
AAAAH!

495
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,162
ANI-BO-BANI!

496
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,197
WHAT'SA HAPPEN TO YOU?

497
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,966
>> Vader: JAR JAR, HOMEY, MY

498
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,801
MAIN MAN, QUICKLY, BEFORE THE

499
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,803
SEPARATISTS ATTACK, GET INTO THE

500
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:31,670
ESCAPE POD.

501
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,272
>> Jar Jar: HEY, IF THIS IS

502
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,873
ESCAPE, THEN WHERE THE POD?

503
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,142
YOUSA FORGOT THE POD!

504
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,578
WHOO!

505
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,618
>> Vader: [ SIGHS ]

506
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,253
[ CHUCKLES ]

507
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,654
>> Jar Jar: ANI, LOOK!

508
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,289
YOUSA NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT!

509
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,757
MEESA ALL SPARKLY GLOWY.

510
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,459
NOW WEESA GONNA HAVE ALL THE

511
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,394
TIME TO SPEND TOGETHER.

512
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,096
I LOVE YOU, ANI!

513
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,297
[ CHEERS ]

514
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,599
ANI, YEAH!

515
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,468
>> AND TOSHI STATION IS PROUD TO

516
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:06,171
PRESENT THE POWER CONVERTERS!

517
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,507
OH, YEAH!

518
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,176
>> Boba: [ MUTTERING ]

519
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,912
HEY, MR. SOLO.

520
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:14,947
SOLO ON THE ROCKS.

521
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,181
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, I'M

522
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,049
BOBA FETT!

523
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,417
I'M THE GREATEST BOUNTY HUNTER

524
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,118
EVER.

525
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:19,885
[ IMITATES GUNFIRE ]

526
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:20,886
OH, YEAH.

527
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,021
WHAT'S THAT, SOLO?

528
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,489
OH, BLASTERS AREN'T FAIR?

529
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,090
OKAY, DIG IT -- NO BLASTERS.

530
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:25,991
OH, AH!

531
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,459
DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID

532
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,160
YOU, HUH?

533
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,028
SO SLOW.

534
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,462
YOU THOUGHT I WAS OVER THERE,

535
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,430
BUT GUESS WHAT.

536
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,899
[ Laughing ] OVER HERE.

537
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:34,733
OH, YEAH.

538
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,602
A LITTLE ROPE-A-DOPE, HUH?

539
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,437
LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT, OH!

540
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,338
[ LAUGHS ]

541
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,640
DOWN GOES SOLO.

542
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,708
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

543
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,877
HUH?

544
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,278
WHAT'S THAT?

545
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,147
OH, YOU WANT A FACE-TO-FACE?

546
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,915
LET ME JUST TAKE THIS BAD BOY

547
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:50,949
OFF.

548
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,217
OH, HE'S EVEN BETTER LOOKING

549
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,385
WITHOUT THE HELMET.

550
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,386
SURPRISE ENDING.

551
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,588
HUH? YOU WANT ME TO COME CLOSER?

552
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,257
OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT

553
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,091
ANYMORE?

554
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,259
OH, YOUR HANDS ARE UP THERE

555
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,660
ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE BEGGING --

556
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,062
BEGGING FOR A LITTLE PIECE OF

557
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:03,962
BOBA.

558
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,397
YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?

559
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,266
YOU LIKE IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE BAD.

560
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,033
OH, YEAH.

561
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,035
YOU DIRTY LITTLE SMUGGLER.

562
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,340
>> Chewbacca: [ GROWLS ]

563
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,675
>> Vader: TURN TO THE DARK SIDE

564
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,776
AND JOIN ME.

565
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,978
>> Luke: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!

566
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,847
YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

567
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,717
>> Vader: NO, LUKE, I AM YOUR

568
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:25,684
FATHER.

569
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,986
>> Luke: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

570
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,755
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

571
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,790
>> Vader: AND PRINCESS LEIA IS

572
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:32,758
YOUR SISTER.

573
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493
>> Luke: THAT'S NOT TRUE!

574
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,662
THAT'S...IMPROBABLE.

575
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,832
>> Vader: AND THE EMPIRE WILL BE

576
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,834
DEFEATED BY EWOKS.

577
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,968
>> Luke: THAT'S...

578
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:43,836
[ CHUCKLES ]

579
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,437
VERY UNLIKELY.

580
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,107
>> Vader: AND AS A CHILD, I

581
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,809
BUILT C-3PO.

582
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,511
>> Luke: HUH?

583
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,079
>> Vader: AND THE FORCE?

584
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,914
WELL, THAT'S JUST MICROSCOPIC

585
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,683
BACTERIA IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM

586
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,320
CALLED MIDI-CHLORIANS.

587
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,755
>> Luke: LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT

588
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,056
GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I'M

589
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,357
OUT.

590
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,025
>> Palpatine: AS YOU CAN SEE, MY

591
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,594
YOUNG APPRENTICE, YOUR FRIENDS

592
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,361
HAVE --

593
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,163
[ HAMMERING, WHIRRING ]

594
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,165
YOUR FRIENDS HAVE FAILED.

595
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:13,732
NOW --

596
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:14,633
[ GRINDING ]

597
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,300
NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF --

598
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,170
[ LOUD GRINDING ]

599
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,539
FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL --

600
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,241
OH, COME ON!

601
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,010
[ GRINDING CONTINUES ]

602
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,845
HEY, FELLAS!

603
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:27,980
EXCUSE ME.

604
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,381
EXCUSE ME.

605
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,150
[ NOISE STOPS ]

606
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,718
HEY, THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH

607
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,619
THIS ONE, EH?

608
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,220
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE, A LATTE?

609
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,655
YOU EVER HAVE THE HAZELNUT

610
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,356
MACCHIATO?

611
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,758
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

612
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,861
ANYWHO...TONY, RIGHT?

613
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:43,629
>> Ray: RAY.

614
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,030
>> Palpatine: RAY, SORRY.

615
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:45,931
I GET MIXED UP.

616
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,034
WHO'S TONY?

617
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,636
ANYWAY, I HATE TO INTERRUPT.

618
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,037
I KNOW YOU'RE VERY BUSY.

619
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,539
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD

620
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,107
FINISH THIS AREA, YOU KNOW,

621
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:55,941
LATER?

622
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,309
I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF

623
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,143
SOMETHING.

624
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,711
>> Ray: LOOK, MR. SALTINE, I

625
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,580
DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO...THREATEN

626
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,449
YOUR BLOND KID, SO WHY DON'T YOU

627
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,983
GO BACK OVER THERE TO YOUR

628
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,485
SIT-AND-SPIN AND LET ME DO MY

629
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,553
JOB?

630
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:08,654
>> Palpatine: OKAY, COPY THAT.

631
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,555
GOOD TALK.

632
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,523
THEY'LL JUST BE A LITTLE LONGER.

633
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,525
I'D TELL THEM TO STOP, BUT, YOU

634
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,928
KNOW...NO SPEAK-O MINIMUM

635
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:16,695
WAGE-O.

636
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,796
[ CHUCKLES ]

637
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,131
SO, WHERE WAS I?

638
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,399
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

639
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,334
NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER...

640
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,604
[ LOUD DRILLING ]

641
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:26,772
[ UPBEAT "STAR WARS" THEME

642
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,774
PLAYS ]

643
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:40,886
>> JABBA THE HUTT'S HOTTEST

644
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,321
SINGER WAS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS,

645
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,555
BUT HIS ROCK 'N' ROLL WILL NEVER

646
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,656
DIE.

647
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,557
PRESENTING MAX REEBO'S GREATEST

648
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,959
HITS, INCLUDING "WHY DO I LOOK

649
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,026
LIKE AN ELEPHANT?"...

650
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,428
>> Max: [ SINGING IN

651
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,662
NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

652
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:51,930
>> "OOH, I HAVE AN AVERAGE

653
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,234
MEMORY"...

654
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,668
AND HIS GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING

655
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,203
SINGLE, "I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M

656
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,406
NOT AN ELEPHANT"...

657
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,208
AND HIS FAMOUS DUET WITH

658
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,610
NSYNC'S JOEY FATONE.

659
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,578
>> Joey: ♪ NEITHER OF US IS AN

660
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,747
ELEPHANT ♪

661
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,982
>> MAX REEBO'S GREATEST HITS,

662
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,250
THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A BLUE

663
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:11,750
ELEPHANT.

664
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,985
ORDER NOW.

665
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,354
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

666
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,255
>> Zuckuss: YA YA YA!

667
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,422
OKAY, EVERYBODY.

668
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,057
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

669
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,659
WE HAVE A SURPRISE GUEST

670
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:21,560
TONIGHT.

671
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,895
I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.

672
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,196
EMPEROR PALPATINE IS HERE.

673
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,164
>> Palpatine: SILENCE!

674
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:26,899
FEAR ME!

675
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,567
>> Zuckuss: SO, TELL ME,

676
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,102
YOUR HIGHNESS, HOW DO YOU PLAN

677
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,670
ON PUTTING DOWN THIS REBELLION?

678
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,105
>> Palpatine: BY SHOOTING IT

679
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,773
WITH LIGHTNING!

680
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,175
THAT'S HOW I SOLVE ALL MY

681
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,277
PROBLEMS.

682
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,978
AND THEN AFTERWARDS, I SHALL EAT

683
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:40,846
PUDDING.

684
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,214
>> Zuckuss: [ Laughing ] OKAY.

685
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,815
BUT SERIOUSLY, THE REBELS HAVE

686
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:44,983
ALREADY CAUSED MAJOR

687
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:45,851
DISRUPTIONS.

688
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,319
>> Palpatine: I'LL SHOW YOU A

689
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,454
MAJOR DISRUPTION...

690
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,057
A MAJOR DISRUPTION IN MY ADULT

691
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,458
UNDERGARMENTS.

692
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,493
>> Zuckuss: OKAY.

693
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,861
>> Palpatine: CAN WE GET OUT OF

694
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,728
HERE?

695
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:57,629
SERIOUSLY, FRANCIS, IT'S TIME

696
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,630
FOR MY SOAP OPERAS.

697
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,865
>> Zuckuss: IT'S ZUCKUSS.

698
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,066
>> Palpatine: PEACE OUT,

699
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:01,633
FLY-FACE!

700
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,534
FEAR ME!

701
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,102
>> Zuckuss: OKAY, THAT WAS FUN.

702
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,904
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST,

703
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,205
THE LORD OF THE SITH,

704
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,574
DARTH VADER!

705
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,176
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

706
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,044
HEY, EASY.

707
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,979
YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY WITH

708
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:14,713
THAT.

709
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,681
EASY, BOY. EASY, BOY.

710
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,049
OKAY, WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW

711
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:17,950
TONIGHT.

712
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:19,084
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE-NIGHT TALK"

713
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,053
WITH SINBAD.

714
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,892
>> Leia: THAT WAS SO WRONG.

715
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,660
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME

716
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,763
TO EMPIRE ON ICE!

717
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,765
>> Luke: ♪ THE EMPIRE IS CHASING

718
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:34,733
US ♪

719
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,701
♪ THEY SIMPLY WILL NOT CEASE ♪

720
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:36,702
>> Han: ♪ OH, MAN, MY NUTS ARE

721
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,603
FREEZING, KID ♪

722
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:38,704
♪ I'M UP OUT THIS BITCH ♪

723
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,572
>> Both: PEACE!

724
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,374
>> ♪ I'M THE WAMPA ♪

725
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,076
♪ I'M THE SNOWMAN ♪

726
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,378
♪ AND I DON'T TAKE ANY LIP FROM

727
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,380
NO MAN ♪

728
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,749
>> Luke: BUT --

729
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,785
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

730
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,055
>> Han: ♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME

731
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,391
BAD, PRINCESS ♪

732
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,227
♪ YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUCH A

733
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,696
FLIRTER ♪

734
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,799
>> Leia: ♪ SHUT UP, YOU SCRUFFY

735
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,502
NERF-HERDER ♪

736
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,903
>> C-3PO: ♪ LUKE, HE HASN'T

737
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:12,904
CHECKED IN YET ♪

738
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,539
♪ IT MIGHT BE THAT HE IS DONE ♪

739
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,074
♪ HIS CHANCES OF SURVIVING

740
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:16,942
HERE ♪

741
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,744
♪ ARE 10,000,005-TO-1 ♪

742
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,178
>> R2-D2: [ BEEPS AND WHISTLES ]

743
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:21,513
>> Chewbacca: [ GROWLS ]

744
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,416
>> ♪ YOU'RE SO DUMB ♪

745
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,618
♪ THE EMPIRE'S BEEN ALERTED, AND

746
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:31,123
HERE THEY COME ♪

747
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,191
>> All: ♪ EMPIRE ON ICE ♪

748
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,493
♪ EMPIRE ON ICE ♪

749
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,961
♪ HERE WE ARE ♪

750
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,697
♪ THE EMPIRE ON ICE ♪

751
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,800
♪ ALL THOSE REBELS WILL PAY A

752
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,068
BIG PRICE ♪

753
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,870
♪ VADER'S NOT NICE ♪

754
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,005
♪ AND THE TAUNTAUN GETS SLICED ♪

755
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,207
♪ AND CHEWBACCA HAS LICE ♪

756
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,944
♪ THE EMPIRE ON ICE ♪

757
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,414
♪ EMPIRE ON ICE ♪

758
00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:01,219
♪ EMPIRE ON I-I-ICE ♪

759
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,288
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

760
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,623
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING TO TUNE OF

761
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,292
"STAR WARS" THEME ]

762
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:33,819
>> Vader: [ MECHANICAL

763
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:34,586
BREATHING ]

764
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,988
>> Jar Jar: [ SHOUTS ]

765
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,590
ANI, YEAH!

766
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,726
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]