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[ Whirring ]

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[ Theme music plays ]

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[ Whirring ]

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♪♪

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Man: It's alive!

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♪♪

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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♪♪

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Throw me the idol,
I throw you the whip.

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Do not throw me
your dick!

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I'm not throwing you
my dick.

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You said, "Throw me the idol,
I throw you my dick."

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I said I throw you the whip.
Whip! Not dick.

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My bad.
Now it makes sense.

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Adios, Señor.
But before I go...

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[ Zipping, whiffle! ]

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Grab it firmly!
Swing across!

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I'm just gonna jump.

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And congrats,
by the way.

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Who are you?

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Call me...Daredevil!

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Aah!

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Oh, no!

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That's the last
we've seen of him.

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[ Chuckles ]
Smuggling illegal, bad drugs

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has never been easier now
that Daredevil's not around.

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♪♪

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Who is that?!

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It's Daredevil!

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And...Daredevil?

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You can call me...
Double Daredevil!

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They're working
together!

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Physical challenge!

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I-I don't know
which one to punch.

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Wrong choice, scum!

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Announcer: "Double Daredevil,"
this Fall on Netflix...

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'cause we'll green light
anything.

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You'll be okay,
Father?

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No, Jyn.
I'm done for.

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But tell the Rebels I designed
a flaw in the Death Star,

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an exhaust port leading
straight to the reactor.

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Ugh.

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Father, I swear you haven't
died in vain.

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The Rebels will know!

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Also, if you flush every toilet
on the "C" deck

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at the same time,
the bathrooms on the "D" deck

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will explode!
Ugh.

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Sure, I'll tell them
that, too, I guess.

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Also, once every 10 hours
in the main conference room,

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a recording
of a fart noise will play.

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The Rebellion doesn't need
to know that, Jyn,

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but imagine those meetings.
[ Chuckles ]

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Ugh!

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I will imagine it,
Father, I swear!

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It's a recording
of my own farts. Ugh.

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Also, if you set up
a trash compactor to delicate,

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the Death Star
will -- Ugh.

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The Rebellion will know,
Father!

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We done?

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Better make sure.

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[ Grinding ]
Man: The trash compactors.

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Someone's messing
with the teacups.

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[ Disco playing ]

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What the fuck?!

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That was good sex,
Leslie, bleh.

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Uh, Leslie!

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Babe, you would not believe
the day I just had.

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Hey, psst,
I will call you.

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♪♪

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It's-a me, Mario!

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Let's-a take-a
your driver test!

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Where are we?

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Is that a gorilla
driving a go-kart?

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This wasn't
on the written test.

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[ Beeping ]

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Floor it!
Mama mia!

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♪♪

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Someone just threw a fucking
Komodo dragon at me!

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I am leaving!

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If-a you leave,
no license.

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[ Engine revs ]
Buckle up, meatball.

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I am not gonna let some gorilla
or talking mushroom

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keep me from driving to
Raging Waters this weekend.

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I have a $5 coupon.

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♪♪

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Okay.

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Choke on this,
ape taint!

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Eh, you're
making the mark.

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Death to Bowser.

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I did it!

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License, here I come!

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Uh-oh!
You forget-a to signal

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when you make-a
the left turn.

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Hit start
to try again.

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Ew.

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[ Horn honking ]

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Welcome home,
Daddy Pig.

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Hello, Mummy Pig.
Hello, Peppa.

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Hello, George.
Bad news.

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[ Snorts ]
I've been made redundant.

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What's that mean,
Daddy?

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Well, Peppa, that's
the pretentious British way

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of saying [snort]
I got fired.

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Oh, no, Daddy Pig.
[ Snorts ] Why?

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Because of this
damn Brexit.

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My company has lost
far too many [snort] pounds.

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Oh, it's too bad you haven't
lost more pounds, Daddy.

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You've got
a very big tummy.

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[ Laughs ]
Peppa! [ Snorts ]

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Your jokes at my expense
are the only thing keeping me

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from jumping out
of [snort] the window.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Hello, Peppa.

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Malika Meerkat
and Randall Rhino?

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What are
you doing here?

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We've come to say
goodbye, Peppa.

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Since Brexit inflamed
anti-immigrant hate crimes,

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my Muslim family
doesn't feel safe anymore.

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And I'm getting deported
back to Aleppo.

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They'll remove my woman hands,
for they have touched a book.

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[ Voice breaking ] D-Daddy!
Why is this happening?

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Because, Peppa, [snort]
right-wing voters

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around the world
are acting like --

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Dinosaur!

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Not now, George. [ Snorts ]
Like, I was saying,

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most politicians
are afraid of progress,

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so they're stuck
in the past like --

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Dinosaur!
Not now, George.

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[ Snort ]
Anyway, if we let

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these greedy pigs control
our world,

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we'll all end up like --
Dinosaur!

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Yes, George, we see
you've got a dinosaur.

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[ Snorts ] Well, since I can
no longer bring home the bacon,

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[chuckles]
these will have to do.

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[ Sizzle ]

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Daddy Pig, did you just
pull off your ears?

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What?!

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[ Laughter ]

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Announcer:
This week on "Shark Tank,"
a new investor joins the Sharks.

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An actual motherfucking
shark tank.

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Ooh, I got 10 million clams
and an itchy trigger finger!

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Get at me!

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Well, I've invented a chair
that runs on clean coal.

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Okay,
my first concern --

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[ Engine revving ]
$2 million for 50%!

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Can't stop or I die!
Shark tank!

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[ Bells tolling and cheering ]

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So, Robin Hood wed
Maid Marian,

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and good King Richard
returned to his throne,

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and the evil King John
went to prison.

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The end.

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Oh, but, sir,
what happens next?

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Well, I have a warm dinner
waiting for me at home,

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but since you asked,

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Richard immediately
forgave his brother John

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and named him heir
to the throne.
What?!

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And Richard love fighting wars,
so he left John in charge.

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But John is evil!

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That was the whole problem
in the first place!

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Then while laying siege
to a castle,

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Richard walked around without
armor like a true asshole.

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Good King Richard
died?!

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Not right away.

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You see, his surgeon
was a real numb nuts

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and the wound
got gangrene.

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Yah!

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Richard's last act was
to forgive the enemy soldier

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who shot him,
as he was just a boy.
How noble.

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Yeah, but the second
Richard died,

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his soldiers flayed the kid
alive and hung him.

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Oh, my God!

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Anyway, blah blah blah,
Magna Carta,

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then John
got dysentery,

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which is a good way to die
if you enjoy shitting blood.

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[ Fart and squelch ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Any other horrible facts you
want to ruin my childhood with?

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Every ounce of chocolate
contains up to 17 spider pods.

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That's something
to sleep on.

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I hate you.

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Welcome, everyone,
to the screening

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of "The Last Airbender."

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Here I am, Roger Ebert, about
to review yet another movie

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based on a fucking cartoon.

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And four nations once
lived in harmony

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when the elements of Earth,
fire, water, and air,

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were mastered
by those who --

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And it already sucks.

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Maybe I can fall asleep
with my eyes open.

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Worth a try.

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Man, Ebert loves
this movie!

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This 3-D looks like 2-D
even in 3-D.

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Who are you, stranger?
I'm Roger Ebert.

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I'm dreaming I'm
in this terrible movie.

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You should not be here
if you have no power.

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Power? I won a Pulitzer Prize
for criticism!

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That's
the ultimate power!

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Are we fighting
or just jerking off?

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I'm fine with either one,
but let's just decide.

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If we are to defeat
Fire Lord Ozai,

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you must use
this criticism power.

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Oh, that will not be
a problem.

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Your acting is
so wooden,

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the blue fairy
turned you into a real boy.

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These special effects are
neither special nor effective.

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This dialogue's duller
than a mayonnaise sandwich.

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Thumbs down.
Thumbs down.

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Thumbs up.
Thumbs way down.

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Oh, stranger!
You did it!

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This movie was the worst
experience of my life,

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and I live
in Chicago.

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I give it half a star.

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Half a star?

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It cost
$150 million!

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Well, in that case,
thumbs down!

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♪♪

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Mom-ugh! I can't help
what my body feels!

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Just let me be me-ugh!

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Young lady, don't you talk to me
about gender identity.

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Here in Jurassic Park,
we're all female,

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so you go put
on your skirt and --

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[ Pop! ]
[ Gasps ]

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Are you happy now?
I just grew a penis!

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Life found a way!

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[ Shouting in
foreign language ]

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Ugh!

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A Rolex?

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You guys!
[ Laughter ]

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I told you I didn't want
a retirement party!

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Well, too bad.

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We want you to know how much
you mean to all of us.

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And don't forget
your other presents.

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Oh, you really
shouldn't have.

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Guys, I --
I don't know what to say.

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Well, you can just say
you're ready to party

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with the boys
one last time!

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Candy, get out here!

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♪♪

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Announcer: Do you want to see
"Hamilton" on Broadway,

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but can't afford tickets?

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Then come see Off-Off Broadway's
"Hammilton!"

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♪ It's pretty much exactly
the same thing! ♪

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♪ How does a piggy wiggy
trying to make it biggy ♪

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♪ make a name for himself
in the big, bright city? ♪

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♪ So many other piggies
all over this town ♪

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♪ just trying to build a house
a wolf can't blow down. ♪

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♪ Should I build a house out
of straw, sticks, or bricks? ♪

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♪ There's so many wolves
out there trying to be slick. ♪

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♪ My name is Wolfie
Wolf McGrabby Wolf. ♪

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All:
♪ That name, again, is Wolfie
Wolf McGrabby Wolf ♪

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Announcer:
Yes, come see the show
the New York Times is calling

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"I left after
the first three minutes.

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It's just a hip-hop
'Three Little Pigs'

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with an extra 'M'
in 'Hamilton.'"

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♪ I am not gonna
bluff my puff ♪

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♪ I am not gonna
bluff my puff ♪

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♪ I'm a wolf,
and I'm rough and tough ♪

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♪ Lin-Manuel Miranda may or may
not have wrote this stuff ♪

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You better hurry,
because almost all our tickets

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are still available
for the show Time Out raves,

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"It is definitely not
written by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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And one of the songs is straight
up just the nursery rhyme."

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♪ Little pig, little pig,
let me in. ♪

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♪ Oh, not by the hair
on my chinny chin chin. ♪

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♪ Then I'll huff, and I'll puff,
and I'll blow your house in ♪

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♪ He's gonna huff and-ah puff
and-ah blow our house in. ♪

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♪ Hamilton, Hamilton,
Hamilton, Hamilton ♪

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♪ Hamilton, Hamilton,
Hamilton, Hamilton ♪

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Announcer: Yes, it's the one
and only original "Hammilton,"

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the show that made
the Associated Press gush,

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"Just because they say
'Hamilton' in every song

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30 times, be warned,
this show is not 'Hamilton.'"

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So, don't wait.
Go to HammiltonTheMusical.biz

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to order your tickets
to the Toni Award-winning

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best musical, which our lawyers
wanted us to clarify

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was given by an audience
member named Toni with an "I,"

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and we'll see you on Broadway...

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and 42nd, which is where you'll
need to catch the 7th to Queens

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transfer to the M12 bus line

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Tuesdays and Thursdays,
D8 bus all other days,

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to reach the second basement
of the abandoned

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All Saints Church
across from the Mattress Hub

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at 51st Street
and Lexington.

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Please print out tickets
as we do not scan

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iPhones or printed tickets.

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Recording of any kind is not
allowed and could spook the pig.