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[ Whirring ]

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[ Theme music plays ]

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[ Whirring ]

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♪♪

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Man: It's alive!

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♪♪

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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♪♪

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Okay, well, we have
the day ahead of us.

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Let's figure this out.
What do we want to eat tonight?

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Breakfast for supper!

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No, we're not
doing that.

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Breakfast for supper!
Breakfast for supper!

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Breakfast for supper!

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Well, I guess technically
it is his last meal, so...

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-Say what?!
-I was just talking to myself.

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♪♪

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Daedalus: Icarus, don't fly
too close to the sun.

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Yeah, whatever, Daedalus!
Whoa!

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Yeah!

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Icarus forever, motherfucker

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♪♪

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♪ I will widen
your eyes ♪

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♪ See so many wonders

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♪ Multiple wonders

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Oh!
Ow, ow, ow!

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[ Cat screeches, crashing ]

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[ Both scream ]

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Get the fuck
out of here!

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Helga was always a little off.

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Nobody knew about her shrine to
Arnold until after high school.

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But by then, it was too late.

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[ Paper tears ]

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♪♪

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Hey, Arnold.
Now my shrine is complete.

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[ Groans ]

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Now we are one.

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Would you fuck me?

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I'd fuck me.

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Oh, uh, are we
making toast in here?

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I'm gonna need you to be

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an extra-brave little toaster
today, okay?

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Certainly.
Won't your toast get soggy?

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[ Both screaming,
electricity crackling ]

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Oh, Tarzan, how do you
feel safe here

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among all the wild
beasts of the jungle?

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Animals
understand Tarzan.

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Oh, tigers!
Oh, no!

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Oh, Tarzan
talk to them.

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-What are they saying?
-Ha ha ha.

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Tigers never shut up
about their cubs.

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Youngest cub just
graduate cub school.

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Oh, that is
just darling.

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[ Growling ]

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Oh, my!

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You disrespect Tarzan
in front of Tarzan's woman?!

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Now Tarzan
beat your ass!

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[ Grunting ]

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Oh, Tarzan!

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They looked like they were
about to eat us both.

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Jane safe
with Tarzan around.

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Tarzan,
talk to them.

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Uh, Tarzan
not speak cannibal.

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[ Video game music plays ]

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Are you the young man who beat
the high score on this game?

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-Yes.
-Then come with me!

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I created
the Starfighter game

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as a test to find
the perfect recruit.

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You'll use all the battle skills
you've acquired

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to help save my planet!

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-Interested?
-Yeah, sure.

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You ever flown
light speed?

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Yeah!

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[ Farts ]

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Are you the one
who beat the high score

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on the Fart Collector game?

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Uh, I'll pass.

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But you could help save
the lives of millions of farts.

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It's a hard pass.

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Pizza Tots are ready.

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Careful, Oscar, those Pizza Tots
are hot out of the oven.

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I'll be fine, Mom.
Shut the fuck up!

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[ Munching ]

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How's the Pizza Tot,
dear?

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Announcer: Pizza Tots!

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From the makers
of Pizza Pockets!

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They're not for pussies.
They're for yo' mouth!

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Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet,

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eating her curds and whey.

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Along came a radioactive
spider to bite her.

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Now Spider-Muffet
web-slings away!

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Killed by a lightning strike
to the brain, died instantly.

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Totally avoidable.

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That's why you don't
wear a tin helmet

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when you're flying
through the clouds.

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Poor Grover.

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Wait, Super Grover's
secret identity was Grover?

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[ Groans ]

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Announcer: Hey, diddle, diddle,
the cat and the fiddle.

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The cow jumped over the moon.

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[ Mooing ]

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Man:
Cow, this is Houston.

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Mission abort.
Repeat -- mission abort.

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Debris from missile strike
has caused a chain reaction.

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Traveling faster than
a bullet right at you!

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Moo?

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♪♪

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Moo! Moo! Moo!

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Mooooo!

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I've got you.

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Moo.

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♪♪

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Moooo!

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Hang on!

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[ Grunts ]

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Oh, gross!

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I have to let go.
The wires can't hold us both.

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Moo!

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You're gonna make it, Cow.

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You're gonna jump over that moon
and get back to Earth.

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Just promise me
you'll never give up.

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Moo, moo, moo.

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I'll miss you, too.

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Goodbye!

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Moo!

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Announcer: And the dish ran away
with the spoon.

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Mm! Mm!

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But they didn't get far.

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Mwah, mwah, mwah!

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[ Door creaks ]

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[ Door creaks ]

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♪♪

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Should we really be doing this?
I don't know if I'm ready.

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We shouldn't do anything
if you're not ready.

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Let's rejoin
our friends.

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I'll play you a song
on my acoustic.

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[ Guitar plays ]

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[ Clapping ]

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Ha! Awesome!

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Hey, anyone want to light up
some dank ganja with me?

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No, thanks! I'm high on the fun
we're having right now.

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Actually, I have something
even better than weed.

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♪♪

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The word of our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ.

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And they all went to bed
at a reasonable hour...

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and picked up all their litter
before leaving!

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[ All scream ]

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Wait a minute!
You can talk?

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Calvin, do you want
to pee on me?

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Ugh! Susie, I did not
agree to those decals!

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Some douche nozzle used
my likeness without permission,

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and suddenly, those things
were everywhere, okay? God!

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Okay, but if you wanted to,
you could tell me.

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I'm not interested
in peeing on my wife.

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How about now?

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Oh fuckin' Ford.

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Uh, maybe.

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Hey, Calvin,
I'm just gonna bounce.

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Hey, let's play
Don't Wake Daddy.

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Hey, didn't
her daddy die?

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Okay, I'm first.
[ Gasps ] Ooh.

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Ha! You have to press Daddy's
alarm clock, Alexis.

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-Will he wake up?
-Don't do it, Alexis.

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Oh, please.
It's totally fine.

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[ Alarm ringing,
thunder crashes ]

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Laughs ]

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I told you
not to wake Daddy!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Aah!

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Hello!
We're the Parker Brothers.

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Hey,
why'd you wake Daddy?

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The game's literally called
Don't Wake Daddy.

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Then why did you
even make it?

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Oh, funny story,
actually.

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It all started at a wine
and fancy cheese party
we were invited to.

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-[ Growls ]
-My neck!

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Anyway, it started out
like any other fancy
wine and cheese party.

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Shut up! How do we
kill the zombie?

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With a trap --
a mouse trap!

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Jesus H. Christ.

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♪♪

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[ Snarling ]

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Now!

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-[ Snarling ]
-Oh!

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Knew it!
Mouse Trap never works.

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No, it works.

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It just takes an incredibly long
time for a very small payoff.

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Oh, I'm dead.

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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Now Daddy and I will
be together forever!

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Guess I'm
in Trouble, huh?

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Sorry I tried to end
your game of Life.

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You Hungry, Hungry Hippo.

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Daddy!

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Jenga, bitch!

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Announcer:
Make it a Parker Brothers night!

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And I'm still dead.

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[ Crying ]
I don't want to take a nap.

201
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I want to play outside.

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[ Crying ] Oh!
What happened to my life?!

203
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I wanted to be
a stock car racer!

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How did 30 seconds
of pleasure

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turn into this
never-ending nightmare?!

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[ Crying ]

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Daddy, there, there.

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[ Laughing ]

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♪♪

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[ Sighs ]
Alexa, stop the music.

211
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Oh, this plan is idiotic.

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Pretending to haunt
this property

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so my business partner
would sell me his half?

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He's not a child,
for Christ's sakes.

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Oh fuck it.

216
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I'm burning it down
and retiring to West Palm Beach.

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[ Laughing ]

218
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By this time next month,

219
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I'll just be sunning myself,
boobs everywhere the --

220
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What? Those ghost-hunting
teenagers.

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Well, you don't suppose they --

222
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Oh, no!

223
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Kids?!
[ Coughing ]

224
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Kids, are you in here?!

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♪♪

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No! Oh, no!

227
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You poor, stupid children.

228
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Like, dude, help!

229
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I can't carry you both.
Come on, kid!

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No! [ Coughs ]
Save Scooby-Doo.

231
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,770
What?! You have your whole
life ahead of you.

232
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,039
That dog looks
middle-aged already.

233
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,609
I can't live [Coughs]
without him.

234
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[ Crashing ]

235
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,680
Sir,
anyone alive in there?

236
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A boy.
He made me save the dog.

237
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,484
Wait, you saved the dog
instead of the boy?

238
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Are you
out of your mind?!

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Yes! Yes,
I think I might be.

240
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In the end, they blamed
the whole thing on my partner.

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He want to prison,
and I got all the money.

242
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Ha! And all it cost
was four young lives.

243
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Let me ask you, stranger,

244
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:40,506
could God ever forgive me
for these sins?

245
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Raybe Rod ran,
but I rant.

246
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:44,977
You?!

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[ Gurgling ]

248
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[ Laughs ]

249
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[ Slurps ]

250
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

251
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

252
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

253
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

254
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

255
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,591
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

256
00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,592
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

257
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:00,926
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

258
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

259
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,097
Ba-gawk! Bawk.