1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,971 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,040 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,511 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,786 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,829 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,907 Man: MORTALS, STOP THAT! 7 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,044 -DUDE, STOP IT. -STOP IT! 8 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:46,413 -STOP IT! -STOP IT! 9 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,680 -STOP! -YOU STOP! 10 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,149 -YOU STOP! -NO, YOU STOP! 11 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,184 [ GROWLING ] 12 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,928 [ Lisping ] MY SON, IF YOU'VE ACTIVATED THIS CRYSTAL, 13 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,164 IT MEANS YOU'VE LOST YOUR POWERS. 14 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,334 RETURNING THEM TO YOU WILL TAKE ALL THIS FORTRESS' POWER. 15 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,070 I WILL BE LOST TO YOU FOREVER. 16 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,873 [ GROANS ] 17 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,743 OKAY, SO BE IT, THEN. FINE. 18 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,912 [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ] 19 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,115 [ ROARS ] 20 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,451 OH, HE HAS SUCH CUTE EYES! 21 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,652 CUTE EYES GO FOR $5.00 EACH. 22 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,558 [ ROARS ] 23 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:32,592 [ BARKING ] 24 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:35,027 [ GRUNTS ] 25 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,701 IT'S A MIRACLE! 26 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,369 [ GROWLING ] 27 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,205 [ MEN SCREAMING ] 28 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:49,042 [ SPLAT! ] 29 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:51,176 [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC CONTINUES ] 30 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,716 [ SNARLING ] 31 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,065 [ ROARS ] 32 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,636 OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BLOWN OUT THAT YANKEE CANDLE! 33 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:19,973 I JUST WANTED IT TO SMELL LIKE CLEAN COTTON WHEN I GOT BACK. 34 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:23,276 AT FIRST, I WAS JUST DOING IT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY. 35 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,211 NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK 36 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:29,649 MAYBE I'M ACTUALLY A SHEEP TRAPPED IN A WOLF'S BODY. 37 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,819 BAA! 38 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,521 BAA! 39 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,023 IT FEELS RIGHT. 40 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,025 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ] 41 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,401 [ HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING ] 42 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,371 OKAY! THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR. 43 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,339 GOT IT! 44 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,707 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 45 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,409 I REALIZE THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE, 46 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,912 BUT COULD YOU NOT JUMP OUT THE WINDOW UNTIL WE'RE READY? 47 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,780 HEY, STAN, DON'T YOU LIVE IN THIS BUILDING? 48 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,916 I USED TO. MARCY KICKED ME OUT. 49 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,017 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 50 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,184 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 51 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,953 THAT CHEATING SKANK'S GONNA GET 52 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,054 WHAT'S COMING TO HER 53 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,122 IN THREE, TWO... 54 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,690 [ EXPLOSION ] 55 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,158 OH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 56 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,359 DID YOU DO THIS?! 57 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,628 THAT EXPLOSION JUST CAME FROM MARCY'S APARTMENT! 58 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,829 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHICH APARTMENT IS HERS? 59 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,866 UH, I... I MEAN -- 60 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,968 WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE? 61 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,804 UH, I DON'T REALLY THINK THIS IS THE TIME, STAN! 62 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,072 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 63 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,974 I CAN SEE YOU'RE IN NO MOOD TO DISCUSS THIS. 64 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,109 I STILL LOVE YOU, MARCY! 65 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,377 [ CRASH! ] 66 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,749 I CALL THIS THE BUCK STROKE! 67 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:39,052 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, 68 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,321 WHICH IS WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN! 69 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,822 MONEY SHARK! 70 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,591 [ CHOMP! ] 71 00:03:44,656 --> 00:03:47,093 A SHARK B.J.! 72 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,063 UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS, ARE THERE ANY OTHER SEATS AVAILABLE? 73 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,465 I REALLY JUST HATE SITTING RIGHT ON THE WING. 74 00:03:52,531 --> 00:03:53,733 AND WHY IS THAT? 75 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,968 WHEN JET ENGINES FAIL, 76 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,836 THERE'S A SPINNING DISK COMPONENT 77 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,105 THAT'S KNOWN TO TEAR THROUGH THE FUSELAGE 78 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,306 LIKE A FRISBEE OF DEATH. 79 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,543 I ASSURE YOU, YOU'RE COMPLETELY -- 80 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:04,978 [ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ] 81 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:06,245 I'M GONNA DIE! 82 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,781 I NEED TO MAKE LOVE ONE LAST TIME! 83 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,216 WOW! 84 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,651 THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE 85 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,320 IS ALSO GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 86 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,690 OH, MY GOSH, AM I DEAD? 87 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,125 YOU ARE. WELCOME TO HEAVEN. 88 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:22,495 WHERE DID THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GO? 89 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,864 WELL, STRAIGHT TO HELL, AS ALL FLIGHT ATTENDANTS DO. 90 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,566 GOSH, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 91 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,267 HOW WILL "GAME OF THRONES" END? 92 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,535 TYRION SITS ON THE IRON THRONE. WOW! 93 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,304 ARYA IS HAND TO THE KING. YES! 94 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,206 DAENERYS MARRIES JON STONE -- NO WAY. 95 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:34,807 AND THEY TURN CASTLE BLACK INTO A DRAGON ZOO. 96 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:35,942 OH, THAT MAKES SENSE, I GUESS. 97 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,310 SER POUNCE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A FISH. 98 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,544 OH, NO! 99 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,812 SAMWISE GAMGEE -- OH, SORRY. 100 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:40,913 SAMWELL TARLY -- COMMON MISTAKE. 101 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,649 ALSO CHOKES TO DEATH ON A FISH. OH! 102 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,683 OH, AND I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU -- ICE DRAGONS. 103 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,985 OH, MY GOSH! NO WAY! 104 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,421 WHAT WILL "STAR WARS" EPISODE EIGHT AND NINE BE LIKE? 105 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,622 EIGHT'S PRETTY GOOD. 106 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,524 THAT BLACK STORM TROOPER BECOMES A JEDI. 107 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,459 I'M UNDER N.D.A. ON NINE, YOU UNDERSTAND. 108 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:54,594 SORRY. 109 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,595 But it's wall to wall tits. 110 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,863 OOH! 111 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,164 WHAT ABOUT "AVATAR" TWO AND THREE? 112 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,265 OH, THOSE NEVER COME OUT. 113 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,900 IT'S CAMERON'S "CHINESE DEMOCRACY." 114 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,769 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? NO, WAIT! 115 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,804 I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS! 116 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,839 SIR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 117 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,275 OH, MY HEAD HURTS. I MUST HAVE BUMPED IT. 118 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,744 WE ENCOUNTERED SOME VERY ROUGH TURBULENCE. 119 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,947 YES, RIGHT AFTER WE ENCOUNTERED THE MILE HIGH CLUB! 120 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,617 THANKS FOR THE FREE UPGRADE TO VAGINA CLASS. 121 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,085 [ ZAPPING ] [ SCREAMS ] 122 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,220 LET'S GET READY TO PLAY 123 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,990 "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?" 124 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,457 [ CHEERING ] 125 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,026 I'LL TAKE SOCIAL STUDIES. 126 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:31,330 WHO PUTS GIFTS UNDER THE TREE EVERY CHRISTMAS? 127 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:32,665 SANTA CLAUS. 128 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:33,733 DAVE? 129 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,234 YOUR PARENTS, STUPID! 130 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:36,669 DAVE'S CORRECT! 131 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,204 WHAT? SANTA DOESN'T... 132 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,808 UM, OKAY. LET'S TRY G-GEOGRAPHY. 133 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:45,344 WHERE DID YOUR DOG GO WHEN HE "GOT OLD?" 134 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,447 MY MOM SAID THAT HE WENT TO LIVE ON A FARM. 135 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,381 DAVE. 136 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,482 THAT DOG IS DEAD. 137 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,317 [ SOBBING ] 138 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,352 OH, B-BIOLOGY. 139 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:54,987 BIOLOGY, ALL RIGHT. 140 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:57,857 DOES THE FEMALE ORGASM EXIST? 141 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,158 I HAVE NO IDEA. 142 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,226 I'M 11! 143 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,127 DAVE. 144 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:01,994 IT DOES NOT EXIST. 145 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,230 YEP, JUST ASK MY WIFE. 146 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,531 HIGH FIVE! 147 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,967 LOOKS LIKE I'M SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER! 148 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,435 I WANT MY MOMMY. 149 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,104 OH, IT'S COOL, MAN. DON'T WORRY. 150 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,371 I GOT YOUR MOM RIGHT HERE! 151 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,173 [ CHEERING ] 152 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,975 [ GRUNTING ] 153 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,845 AT LEAST FIGURE OUT THE ORGASM THING FOR HER. 154 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,415 JESUS H! 155 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,050 HOW MANY HOOKS ARE ON THIS THING, A THOUSAND? 156 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,251 -LET ME HELP YOU. -I CAN DO IT! 157 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,521 [ MUSIC CHIMING ] 158 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,623 WHAT DID YOU SEE, CLARICE? 159 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,692 LAMBS, AND THEY WERE SCREAMING. 160 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:33,893 WHAT WERE THEY SCREAMING ABOUT? 161 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,128 I DON'T KNOW. 162 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,462 WHAT WERE THEY SCREAMING ABOUT?! 163 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:37,463 [ GROANING ] 164 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,966 [ BLEATING ] 165 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,234 MAKE IT STOP! 166 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,769 CROSSFIT CHANGED MY LIFE, BRO. 167 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,271 EAT AND PALEO, LITERALLY, IS ALL I DO RIGHT NOW. 168 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,572 I FEEL GREAT. 169 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,407 EXCEPT WHEN I'M GOING T.M. TWICE A DAY, 170 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,877 'CAUSE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU DO, LIKE, THAT HARDCORE T.M., 171 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:52,612 YOU GOTTA BLOCK OUT THE TIME FOR IT. 172 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:54,814 UGH, DR. PEPPER BLOWS! 173 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,884 MAN, IF I EVER MEET DR. PEPPER, WHOO-HOO-HOO! 174 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,318 I'M GONNA KICK THAT GUY'S ASS! 175 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,288 WHOEVER SAID DR. PEPPER'S A GUY? 176 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:08,694 WHAAAAAAAT! 177 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,397 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BARBIE! 178 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,432 LET'S CELEBRATE! EW! 179 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,368 ARE YOU CLEANING THE PLACE? 180 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,370 HELLO, HONEY? 181 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,038 OH! HEY, BARBIE, THERE YOU ARE. 182 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,040 NO, I'M POLICE OFFICER BARBIE. 183 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,209 LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU KILLED YOUR OLD LADY. 184 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,344 THAT'S CRAZY! I DIDN'T KILL HER. 185 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:26,979 SEE? HERE SHE IS. 186 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,549 NO, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR, SECRETARY BARBIE -- 187 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,984 INTRODUCED IN 2007 -- PROGRESSIVE! 188 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,220 YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE BECAUSE SHE WAS PREGNANT! 189 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,355 BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK! 190 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,957 IT'S NOT HARD TO FAKE A MURDER. 191 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,561 BREAK SOME FURNITURE. EASY WHEN IT'S ALL PLASTIC. 192 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,896 THEN LEAVE SOMETHING FOR THE COPS TO FIND. 193 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,967 KEN LOVED A GIRL WHO NEVER EXISTED, A BARBIE DOLL. 194 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,735 ISN'T THAT WHAT ALL MEN WANT? 195 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,571 A BIG-TITTED BLONDE BOMBSHELL 196 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,106 WHO'S AN ARCHITECT/ASTRONAUT DURING THE DAY 197 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,642 AND AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR IN THE BEDROOM. 198 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,213 OH, BARBIE, OH, YOU CAME BACK! 199 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,747 I WAS SO WORRIED! 200 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,350 I'M NOT YOUR WIFE, DUMBASS. I'M TV REPORTER BARBIE. 201 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,086 AND MY VIEWERS WANT TO KNOW, ON A SCALE OF 9 TO 10, 202 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,522 HOW GAY ARE YOU REALLY? 203 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,157 FINALLY, TIME TO START FRESH. 204 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,059 I'LL TAKE THE BARBIE BEACH CRUISER, 205 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,695 THE LUXURY BATHTUB SET, THE EURO STYLE FASHION PACK, 206 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:18,130 THE WAVE RIDER, AND -- OH, YEAH -- THE UNICORN. 207 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:20,967 YEAH, RIGHT. HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT CRAP? 208 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,436 SORRY, HOW AM I GONNA WHAT FOR IT? 209 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,071 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 210 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,440 OH, KEN! I'M BACK! 211 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,642 ALL IS FORGIVEN, DARLING! 212 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,010 Shh! If we're quiet, maybe she'll go away. 213 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,779 HOW ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN? 214 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,615 NONE OF US HAVE WORKING JUNK. 215 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,350 SHUT UP AND RUB MY LUMP. 216 00:08:37,415 --> 00:08:39,684 Man: STEPHEN HAWKING USED QUANTUM MECHANICS 217 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,821 TO PREDICT RADIATION FROM BLACK HOLES. 218 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,190 BUT CAN HE SEE WHAT MAKES CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH 219 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:45,524 SO DELICIOUS?! 220 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,361 HELP. MY MANAGER HAS POWER OF ATTORNEY. 221 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,363 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN COMMERCIALS. 222 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:51,898 ALL I WANT TO DO IS... 223 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:54,634 EAT MORE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH! 224 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,701 WHAT IS IT? 225 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,204 I CALL IT THE PIZZA-THROWER! 226 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,238 LOOKS LIKE A TANK. 227 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,907 THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A TANK. 228 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:03,376 CONGRESS PASSED A BILL THAT SENDS ARMY WEAPONS 229 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,711 TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AND ASSORTED VIGILANTES! 230 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,979 RADICAL! 231 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,848 I TURNED THE RADIATOR INTO A BRICK OVEN. 232 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,584 THEN REPLACED THE MISSILE TURRET WITH A PIZZA CANNON! 233 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,985 IMPRESSIVE, DONATELLO. 234 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,221 BUT MILITARY EQUIPMENT IS MORE POWERFUL 235 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,056 THAN NUNCHUCKS AND BOW STAFFS. 236 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,225 MORE POWERFUL MEANS MORE AWESOME! 237 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,026 YEAH! 238 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,261 [ SCREAMING ] 239 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,897 ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE THE SHREDDER! 240 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,432 [ LAUGHS ] 241 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,600 ORDER UP! 242 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,504 SAY HELLO TO MILITARY-GRADE MOZZARELLA! 243 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,738 [ SCREAMING ] 244 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,206 WHOA! THAT WAS EASY. 245 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,242 NOT SO FAST, TURTLES. 246 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,644 TONIGHT, I DINE ON TURTLE -- 247 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,079 [ SCREAMING ] 248 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,280 IT BURNS! 249 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,848 HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, DUDE! 250 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,185 THIS CHEESE IS SO HOT, IT'S INSIDE MY MASK! 251 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,253 [ GRUNTING ] 252 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,254 HEY, STOP RESISTING! 253 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,489 I'M NOT! I CAN'T EVEN SEE! 254 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,158 STOP RESISTING! [ ZAPPING ] 255 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,360 IT'S MAKING THE CHEESE HOTTER! 256 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,529 [ GRUNTING ] 257 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,031 [ SIZZLING ] 258 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,934 HE WAS COMING AT ME. 259 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,836 EVERYONE SAW HIM COMING AT ME, RIGHT? 260 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,137 YEAH, DUDE. TOTALLY. 261 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,406 SO WE SHOULD, LIKE, GO HOME NOW, RIGHT? 262 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:11,644 WE, UH, STILL GOT A TON OF PIZZA LEFT IN THE CHAMBER, DUDES. 263 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,913 MOVE IT ALONG! TURTLES COMING THROUGH! 264 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,515 THAT CAR'S PARKED IN THE RED, DUDE! 265 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,986 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE LAW! 266 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,455 -THAT KID'S NOT 18! -TAKE OUT HIS CIGARETTE! 267 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,422 OH! 268 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,491 [ GRUNTING ] 269 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,426 ACCORDING TO THIS, HE'S 19. 270 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:28,928 [ Groaning ] I'M A LATE BLOOMER. 271 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,364 WELL, Y-- YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING! 272 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,665 WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE CELLPHONE FOOTAGE FROM THE INCIDENT. 273 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,601 I MUST WARN YOU, THE VIDEO IS DISTURBING. 274 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:36,602 [ GRUNTING ] 275 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:37,770 STOP RESISTING! 276 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,972 I'M NOT! I CAN'T EVEN SEE! 277 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,507 A HATE CRIME AGAINST A MINORITY. 278 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,342 DO THE NINJA TURTLES HATE ASIANS? 279 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,578 HATE ASIANS? WE ARE ASIAN. 280 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,913 ASIAN?! WE'RE ITALIAN, DUDE. 281 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,215 YOU'RE FUCKING TURTLES! 282 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,249 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 283 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,584 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 284 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,586 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 285 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,754 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 286 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,088 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 287 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,923 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 288 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,924 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 289 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,259 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 290 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,261 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 291 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,463 BA-GAWK! BAWK.