1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,004 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,107 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,578 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,853 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,863 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:39,939 ANY LAST WORDS, McPHERSON? 7 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,775 YOU'RE KILLING AN INNOCENT MAN! 8 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,177 MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. 9 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,479 [ STATIC POPS ] 10 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,047 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT THING NOW? 11 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,549 [ CLANGING ] 12 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,050 STOP THE EXECUTION! 13 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,786 WE HAVE NEW EVIDENCE! 14 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,821 THE NANNY CAM MY WIFE USED 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,190 TO CATCH ME CHEATING ON HER WITH THE NANNY! 16 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,825 I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT! 17 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,995 THE MURDER WEAPON WAS PLANTED IN McPHERSON'S ROOM! 18 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,596 BY A GODDAMN ROBOT? 19 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:06,666 [ MECHANICAL LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,469 AND I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT, TOO! 21 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,138 [ LAUGHS ] 22 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,340 I FRAMED THIS FOOL FOR MURDER 23 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,242 KNOWING HE'D GET THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! 24 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,579 YOU SEE, MY FETISH IS OBLIVIOUS HAND JOBS! 25 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,080 [ LAUGHS ] 26 00:01:21,146 --> 00:01:23,515 OH, BUT I'VE BEEN FLIPPING THAT SWITCH FOR WEEKS! 27 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,118 THANKS FOR THE SPANKS! 28 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,520 L.O.L.! R.O.F.L.! 29 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,922 [ LAUGHS ] 30 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,890 Announcer: "ROBOT CHICKEN" PRESENTS 31 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:34,594 THE FIRST-EVER $100 MILLION KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN -- 32 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,696 "HANDJOB ROBOT"! 33 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,231 A TWO-HOUR FEATURE FILM. 34 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,533 PLEDGE NOW -- GET A TOTE BAG. 35 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,103 WHACKING OFF SUMMER 2017 BRIEFLY IN THEATERS! 36 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,375 OH, RIGHT, I GET IT. 37 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:51,744 [ Thinking ] MY NAME IS MATT MURDOCK. 38 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:54,247 AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY SIGHT 39 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,082 BUT ENHANCED MY OTHER SENSES. 40 00:01:56,149 --> 00:02:00,320 NOW I PROTECT HELL'S KITCHEN AS DAREDEVIL. 41 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:01,421 [ SNIFFING ] 42 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,256 UH, W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 43 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,024 OH, I'M BILL SMITH. 44 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:07,426 AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK AWAY 45 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:11,564 MY SENSE OF TASTE BUT ENHANCED MY SENSE OF SMELL. 46 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,333 NOW I SNIFF OUT CRIME... 47 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:14,634 [ SNIFFING DRAMATICALLY ] 48 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,402 ...AS THE SCHNOZZ. 49 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,737 [ LICKING ] 50 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,506 UGH. 51 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,608 THAT'S NOT SANITARY AT ALL. 52 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:24,377 WHAT? SORRY, I'M THERESA JOHNSON. 53 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,846 AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY HEARING 54 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,449 BUT ENHANCED MY SENSE OF TASTE. [ LICKING ] 55 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:32,051 NOW I GIVE CRIME A LICKIN' AS TASTE-T. 56 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,753 GET IT? "TASTY." 57 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,021 THAT IS VERY CLEVER. 58 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,122 WHAT? 59 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,724 SMELLS LIKE HE WAS THROWN OFF THE ROOF. 60 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,527 THIS GUY WASN'T KILLED HERE. 61 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:42,195 HE WAS THROWN OFF THE ROOF. 62 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,130 -THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID! -WHAT? 63 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,398 OH, THERE'S THE BODY. 64 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,833 HI. I'M TIM KELLY. 65 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,935 AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY SENSE OF DIRECTION 66 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,703 BUT GAVE ME A FABULOUS SENSE OF STYLE. 67 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,273 NOW I DISROBE CRIME AS THE DRESSER. 68 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:56,276 AND HE SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN THAT TO HIS DEATH. 69 00:02:56,341 --> 00:02:57,343 -WHAT? -WHAT?! 70 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,112 -WAIT, WAIT! -ANOTHER ONE? 71 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,747 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 72 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:01,981 I CAN'T KID. 73 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,117 AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY SENSE OF HUMOR, 74 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,985 BUT ENHANCED MY SENSE OF URGENCY. 75 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,387 I'M URGENCIA. 76 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,488 NO, NO, NO, NO. 77 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,023 A CHEMICAL-TRUCK ACCIDENT 78 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,025 COULD NOT TAKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. 79 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,960 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 80 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,095 -I STAND CORRECTED. -WHAT?! 81 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:19,799 YOU PLAY BACCARAT WELL, MISTER... 82 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,800 BOND. 83 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,606 [ SLURPING ] 84 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,341 AT ANY RATE, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A MORE INTER-- 85 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,843 JAMES BOND. 86 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,045 [ SIGHS ] 87 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:36,049 I CALL THIS GAME MASTERMIND. 88 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,250 WHAT ARE THE RULES? 89 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:41,020 BEHIND THIS SHIELD, I'VE PLACED FOUR COLORED PEGS. 90 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,855 YOU HAVE 10 CHANCES 91 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:46,259 TO GUESS THE PROPER COLORS IN THE PROPER ORDER. 92 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,361 CHILD'S PLAY. 93 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,996 ♪♪ 94 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,632 VERY GOOD, MR. BOND. 95 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,667 YOU HAVE GUESSED THREE CORRECT COLORS, 96 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,070 BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS IN THE CORRECT POSITION. 97 00:03:57,136 --> 00:04:00,340 THEREFORE, I'VE PLACED TWO WHITE PEGS, 98 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,842 SIGNIFYING TWO OF THE COLORS ARE CORRECT, 99 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,911 BUT IN THE WRONG POSITION. 100 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,279 AND ONE BLACK PEG, 101 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:10,450 SIGNIFYING CORRECT COLOR IN THE CORRECT POSITION. 102 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:11,784 GO AGAIN. 103 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,255 SO SORRY, MR. BOND. 104 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:21,527 NOW YOU HAVE BUT ONE WHITE PEG AND ONE BLACK PEG. 105 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,097 NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GUESSED ONE FEWER CORRECT COLOR, 106 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:26,432 BUT YOU CAN'T BE COMPLETELY CERTAIN 107 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:30,036 THAT THE COLOR YOU PLACED IN THE SAME ORDER AS THE PREVIOUS TURN 108 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,238 IS ACTUALLY THE COLOR EARNING THE BLACK -- 109 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,673 DIE! 110 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,041 HOW DARE YOU -- 111 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,478 I'D RATHER GET BUTT-SLAMMED WITH A CALCULUS TEXTBOOK. 112 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:42,215 BUTTSLAM? THAT'S MY NAME. FANCIA BUTTSLAM. 113 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:47,253 007, DID YOU GET THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES? 114 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,721 WHOOPS. 115 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:51,891 HEY, MAN. 116 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:55,294 WHAT IF WE'RE NOT WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES, MAN? 117 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:59,832 LIKE, WHAT IF WE'RE, LIKE, BLACK WITH, LIKE, WHITE STRIPES. 118 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,467 DUDE. SERIOUSLY. 119 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,504 HAVE YOU EVER, LIKE FUCKING LOOKED AT YOUR HOOVES? 120 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:07,840 THERE IS, LIKE, THIS WORLD INSIDE YOUR HOOVES 121 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,209 WAITING FOR YOU, JUST WAITING. 122 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,812 WHOA. 123 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,715 [ GASPS ] IT'S JOHNNY! 124 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,082 HE'S GONNA PLAY SIMON! 125 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,785 I AM SO WET RIGHT NOW. 126 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,620 NOBODY BEATS SIM-- WHAT? 127 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,288 AAH! OH, MY GOD. 128 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,723 OH! 129 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,457 [ BEEPING ] 130 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,329 THANK YOU, SIMON! 131 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,031 JOHNNY, YOU'RE AMAZING! 132 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:33,533 WITH YOUR SICK SIMON SKILLS, 133 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,568 YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE! 134 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:36,936 [ Echoing ] LIFE! 135 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,771 NEXT CUSTOMER. 136 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,506 YEAH, HI. CAN I GET ONE HARD TACO, 137 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,409 ONE SOFT TACO, ONE MEDIUM TACO, ONE TACO PIZZA, 138 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,345 ONE TACO COMBO TACO, ONE SPICY TACO COMBO, 139 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,281 TACO PLATE -- NO, WAIT. 140 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,416 MAKE THAT ONE SOFT TACO, 141 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,784 TWO TACO SUPREME TACOS WITH EXTRA TACO BITS, 142 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,320 ONE VEGAN TACO WITH BACON, 143 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,123 AND A DR. BROWN'S CELERY TONIC. 144 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,759 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] THANK YOU, SIMON! 145 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,328 UH, MY NAME'S JOEL. 146 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,004 ARE YOU GONNA GET MY FOOD? 147 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,707 [ FARTING ] 148 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,284 [ FARTING ] 149 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,856 [ POOPING VIOLENTLY ] 150 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,658 GET OUT OF THERE, SNAKE! [ BEEPING ] 151 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,730 GREAT MOVE. LET'S CONTINUE THE MISSION. 152 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:41,667 HA! THEY DON'T CALL ME "SOLID SNAKE" FOR NOTHING. 153 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,271 [ ALARM BLARING ] 154 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:47,774 YOU CHEATED! 155 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,475 DON'T TATER-HATE THE TATER-PLAYER! 156 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,844 TATER-HATE THE TATER-GAME, TATER-HATER! 157 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,279 TATERS GONNA TATE! 158 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:55,948 OH, MARTIN. 159 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,550 WHILE WE STILL HAVE THESE MOMENTS TOGETHER, 160 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,619 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. 161 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,254 EXCUSE ME, SORRY. 162 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,923 I GOT TO CHANGE THE BATTERY IN THAT SMOKE DETECTOR. 163 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,460 LET ME JUST GET UP IN HERE. 164 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,798 OH, NO, NO, IT'S COOL. HE -- HE DIED HOURS AGO. 165 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,566 HEY, PARTY POPPLE! 166 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,368 HEY, PANCAKE POPPLE! 167 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,036 WHERE'S PUTTER POPPLE! 168 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,638 JESUS CHRIST, I'VE HAD MY FACE 169 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,106 PRESSED UP AGAINST MY BALLS FOR HOURS. 170 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,475 ARE THERE SCROTE MARKS ON MY NOSE OR WHAT? 171 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,709 I MEAN FUCK ME. 172 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,812 ANYWAY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 173 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,915 WELL, I'VE GOT NO IDEA HOW TO PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 174 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:31,117 LET'S SEE IF THE HORSES HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS! 175 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,485 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? 176 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,287 ANY THOUGHTS ON PUTTING HUMPTY DUMPTY 177 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,721 BACK TOGETHER AGAIN? 178 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,491 [ SNORTS ] 179 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,092 WELL, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT. 180 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,661 DAVE, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 181 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,563 [ LAUGHS ] YAY! 182 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,631 WOW. THAT WAS FUN, SISTERHOOD. 183 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,834 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. 184 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,336 All: TIME TO PASS THE TRAVELING PANTS! 185 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,038 HERE YOU GO, TIBBY. 186 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,407 [ SNIFFS ] UGH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 187 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:55,942 Both: EW! 188 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,376 IT'S NOT FAIR! 189 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,613 I ALWAYS GET THE PANTS DURING OUR SYNCHED-UP PERIOD WEEK! 190 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,181 [ SOBBING ] 191 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,916 IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. 192 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,485 OH, THAT'S REAL RICH, BRIDGET. 193 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,788 AS RICH AS THAT TURD YOU BLASTED! 194 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:09,856 [ GASPS ] 195 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,757 ADMIT IT -- THIS ISN'T BLOOD! 196 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,726 YOU SHIT THE TRAVELING PANTS! 197 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,261 -[ GASPS ] -IS IT TRUE? 198 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,296 YEAH! I DID IT! 199 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,432 I SHIT THE PANTS! 200 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:22,101 AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! 201 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,202 [ FARTING ] 202 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,538 GREAT. NOW I SHIT MY PANTS. 203 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:29,475 Narrator: AND THAT'S WHEN THE TRAVELING PANTS MADE ONE FINAL JOURNEY -- 204 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,210 TO GOODWILL. 205 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,477 THE END. 206 00:08:32,544 --> 00:08:34,847 BRIDGET, DID YOU SHIT THE CURTAIN, TOO?! 207 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,350 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 208 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,519 YEAH, YEAH, NOW TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN! 209 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:44,256 I'LL MAKE IT RAIN FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS! 210 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,293 Together: FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS, JUMPING ON THE BED! 211 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,263 ONE FELL OFF AND BUMPED HIS HEAD! 212 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,832 MAMA CALLED THE DOCTOR AND THE DOCTOR SAID... 213 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,201 I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. 214 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,171 MICRONAUTS, NO LONGER WILL WE TRAVEL AROUND MICROPOLIS 215 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,307 WITH ANTIQUATED VEHICLES LIKE THESE. 216 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,409 [ CREAKING ] 217 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,312 STARTING TODAY, WE WILL RACE AROUND THE CITY 218 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,383 FIGHTING EVIL AT THE SPEED OF COMPRESSED AIR! 219 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:11,884 BEHOLD! 220 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:16,589 I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION -- DOES IT SHOOT TOILET PLUNGERS? 221 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,591 BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T, I'M OUT. 222 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,625 [ CLANG ] 223 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,260 UH, TIME TRAVELER, IT'S, UH, 224 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,162 KIND OF HARD TO MOVE IN THIS THING. 225 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,797 THAT'S THE POINT, MEMBROS. 226 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,767 OTHERWISE, THE PRESSURE COULD RIP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS OFF. 227 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,369 WHAT?! JESUS, ARE YOU SURE THIS THING IS SAFE? 228 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,104 IT'S JUST AIR, YOU BABY. 229 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,839 NOW, GET IN THERE. 230 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,876 IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, 231 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:41,080 HE'S CURRENTLY RIDING ACROSS TOWN ON A GENTLE CUSHION OF AIR 232 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:44,750 AT 690 MILES AN HOUR. 233 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,986 [ SCREAMING ] 234 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:52,959 [ SCREAMING ] 235 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,895 OH FUUUUCK! 236 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,364 G-GRANDMA AND SPARKY? 237 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,232 BUT YOU'RE -- YOU'RE BOTH DEAD! 238 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:04,770 MY ADDRESS IN HEAVEN IS 1381 WEST CLOUD AVENUE. 239 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,906 LOOK ME UP WHEN YOU GET HERE IN A MINUTE. 240 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,442 DO -- DO YOU MEAN A LITERAL MINUTE OR A HEAVEN MINUTE? 241 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,643 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 242 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,611 IN YOU GO. COME ON, IN YOU GO. 243 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:16,215 SPREAD OUT FAR AND WIDE AND KEEP THE CITY SAFE FROM EVIL. 244 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,317 SO, HOW DO I STOP IT WHEN I GET TO MY EXIT? 245 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:19,685 ARE THERE BRAKES? -BRAKES? 246 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,821 [ CHUCKLES ] OF COURSE THERE ARE BRAKES. 247 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,522 THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE. 248 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,124 OH FUCK ME. 249 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,559 OH FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT 250 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,160 HERE! H-HERE YOU GO! 251 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,161 USE THESE! 252 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,130 DUCK AND COVER! 253 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,700 [ GROANING ] 254 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,939 GRANDMA! 255 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,841 WELL, YOU SURE DIED STUPID. 256 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,642 OH, YEAH, AND SLIPPING ON A PATCH OF ICE 257 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,111 WAS A REAL HERO'S DEATH. 258 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,313 HERE'S YOUR MEDAL OF HONOR. 259 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,081 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 260 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,415 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 261 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,418 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 262 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,586 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 263 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,920 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 264 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,756 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 265 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,757 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 266 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,091 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 267 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,093 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 268 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,329 BA-GAWK! BAWK.