1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,971 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,073 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,544 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,819 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:29,829 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,507 ARE YOU READY, JOHN COFFEY? 7 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,542 YES, BOSS EDGECOMB. 8 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:46,746 THEN IT'S TIME TO WALK THE GREEN MILE. 9 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,957 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 10 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,593 [ SCREECHES ] 11 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,228 OH, SURE, YEAH, CLOSE THE DOOR. 12 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,864 [ SCREECHING CONTINUES ] 13 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,132 TREVOR, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 14 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,333 YOU'RE NOT GETTING A RAISE. 15 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,869 [ SCREECHES ] 16 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:13,239 NO. A HALF-HOUR IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO EAT LUNCH. 17 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:15,642 [ SCREECHES ] 18 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:16,843 UNIONIZE? 19 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,977 FUCK YOU, TREVOR. 20 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:20,814 I KNOW I PAY A FAIR WAGE! [ SCREECHES ] 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:21,981 WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 22 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,952 [ ALL SCREECHING ] 23 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:32,125 [ SCREECHING CONTINUES ] 24 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,860 LOOK, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FIGURE OUT 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,431 AZKABAN IS ACTUALLY A PRISON FOR DEMENTORS, [SNICKERS] 26 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,500 THEY CAN HAVE AS LONG OF A LUNCH BREAK AS THEY WANT. 27 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,636 EITHER WAY, LET'S, UH, CLOSE THIS FUCKING WINDOW. 28 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,505 DAD, EVERYONE'S MAKING FUN OF ME. 29 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,240 SON, THIS COUNTRY IS MADE UP OF 30 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,876 ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE, ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. 31 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,244 THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT. 32 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,412 NEVER FORGET THAT. 33 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,048 PLUS, YOU CAN'T HELP WHO YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH. 34 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,683 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KEL? 35 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,017 WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? 36 00:01:58,084 --> 00:01:59,586 KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA! 37 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,955 I DO, I DO, I DO-OOH! 38 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,923 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. 39 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,658 Together: AND WE LOVE YOU, KA-ORANGE. 40 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:06,626 FREAKS! 41 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,127 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] DON'T YOU WORRY. 42 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:10,930 THEY'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, KA-ORANGE. 43 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:14,901 AN ARMY RANGER, THE LONE RANGER, WALKER, TEXAS RANGER, 44 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,771 RANGER RICK, AND RANGER SMITH FROM "YOGI BEAR" 45 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,073 BATTLE TO THE DEATH. 46 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:21,107 WHO WINS? 47 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,075 THIS IS EASY. 48 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,076 [ HAWKS SCREECH ] 49 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,011 ARMY RANGER THROWS A FLASH BANG, 50 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,113 THEN HE PICKS THEM OFF WITH HIS M40. 51 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,214 THE END. 52 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,216 THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOW IT WOULD GO. 53 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,551 [ HAWKS SCREECHING ] FIRST OF ALL, 54 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,253 THE LONE RANGER'S THE FASTEST DRAW IN THE ROOM. 55 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,855 BUT WALKER, TEXAS RANGER, HAS THE FASTEST REFLEXES. 56 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,525 MEANWHILE, RANGER SMITH ELIMINATES RANGER RICK. 57 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,560 AFTER THAT, YOU'LL HEAR TWO SOUNDS -- 58 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,362 THE COCK OF A TEXAS SHOTGUN, 59 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,798 AND RANGER SMITH SHITTING HIS WEIRD, LUMPY PANTS. 60 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,433 WANT TO KNOW WHO'D WIN? I'LL TELL YA! 61 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,601 [ HAWKS SCREECHING ] 62 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,937 YOU EVER SEE A WILD ANIMAL WHEN IT'S CORNERED? 63 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,006 INSTINCT TAKES OVER! 64 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:54,807 [ SCREAMS ] 65 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,477 [ RACCOON CHATTERING ] 66 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:59,112 [ FARTS ] 67 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,014 IF THE RACCOON SMELLS FEAR, 68 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,983 THAT'S WHEN THEY GO TRULY BLOOD-SIMPLE. 69 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,487 [ SCREAMS ] 70 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,322 [ RACCOON CHATTERING ] 71 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,723 AAH! 72 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,193 [ SCREAMS ] 73 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,262 I'VE SEEN EXACTLY THE SAME THING IN THE WAR. 74 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,797 MY PLATOON WAS PINNED DOWN 75 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,966 UNTIL THEM HARBOR BOMBERS DISTURBED A NEST OF RACCOONS. 76 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,903 FIVE MINUTES LATER, NOTHING LEFT IN THEM BUT SKELETONS. 77 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:24,871 IT HAPPENED. 78 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,439 IT'S IN THE "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" 79 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,341 DELETED SCENES! 80 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,076 SORRY. MY GRANDPA'S CRAZY. 81 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,178 I THINK HE'S COOL AS SHIT. 82 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,012 AH-CHOO! 83 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,247 GOD BLESS YOU. 84 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,150 THERE'S NO GOD IN THIS HOUSE! 85 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,452 OKAY. TIME OUT, YOUNG LADY. 86 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:41,621 YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL. 87 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,857 WELL, MUST BE 1956 IN HELL. 88 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,163 OH. HMM. HMM. 89 00:03:50,228 --> 00:03:52,565 I COULD HAVE SWORE I PUT THEM IN MY POCK-- 90 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,133 I MUST HAVE DROPPED THE KEY. 91 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,135 BE RIGHT BACK. 92 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,237 [ PANTING ] 93 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,343 HYAH, HYAH, HYAH! 94 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,112 OH, YEAH! TOUGH LUCK IS SO SEXY! 95 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:09,482 I HEAR TOUGH LUCK IS A REAL ROUGH FUCK 96 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,683 HA! HIGH FIVE! 97 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,051 SHUT UP, HIGH FIVE! 98 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:14,120 IF ANYONE'S GONNA CONQUER THAT KITTY, 99 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,488 IT'S GONNA BE ME, BUSHWHACK. 100 00:04:16,555 --> 00:04:18,190 AX TO THE MAX! 101 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,692 [ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ] 102 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,894 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHISPER ELF! 103 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,464 CAREFUL. TOUGH LUCK IS A TRAP MASTER. 104 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,265 I'M A TRAP MASTER, TOO. 105 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,534 WE TRAP BAD GUYS AND PUT THEM IN JAIL. 106 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,469 OH, DEAR. 107 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:33,673 [ LAUGHS ] BUSHWHACK IS GONNA 108 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,643 WHACK SOME BUSH BEHIND THAT BUSH. 109 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,544 WHACK. UGH, SHUT UP! 110 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,580 [ SCREAMS ] IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP! 111 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,248 DEAL WITH IT! 112 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,716 [ SCREAMS ] 113 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,519 High Five: [ GASPS ] SHE'S A TRAP! 114 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:50,623 ♪ AAH, OOH, THAT GIRL'S ON THE TRAP TEAM ♪ 115 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,793 ♪ AAH, OOH, SHE'S GOT A RIMSKY ♪ 116 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,161 YEAH! 117 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:59,298 ♪ AAH, OOH, SHE'LL FILL YOU WITH THE SEX CREAM ♪ 118 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,601 ♪ YOUR BUTTHOLE IS HER WET DREAM ♪ 119 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,203 ♪ AAH, OOH 120 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,672 I GOT A QUARTER POUND OF HAM, 121 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,675 A 1/2 POUND OF TURKEY, AND A 1/2 POUND OF ROAST BEEF. 122 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,743 ANYTHING ELSE, MR. SCHINDLER? 123 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,212 NO. THAT IS MY WHOLE LIST. 124 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,547 UGH, COME ON. A TERRIBLE JOKE. 125 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,416 I MUST BE IN A "ROBOT CHICKEN" SKETCH. 126 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,817 DO YOU HAVE OUR WEEKLY COUPON? 127 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,085 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 128 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,554 IF THIS IS A SKETCH, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN IT'S OVER? 129 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,657 COUPON? YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE SAVED MORE? 130 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,793 AM I REALLY EVEN ALIVE, OR...? 131 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:29,696 YOUR HONOR, MY GRANDMOTHER WAS KILLED BY BEAR! 132 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,465 SO I GOT SOME NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. 133 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,332 [ SIGHS ] 134 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,500 DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE ABLE 135 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,569 TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE ZOOKEEPER ON TRIAL HERE 136 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:37,737 IS IN A SEPARATE SITUATION 137 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,539 FROM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 138 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,040 I SUPPOSE SO. 139 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,609 AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THIS CASE? 140 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,344 YES, YOUR HONOR. 141 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,013 THEN TAKE YOUR SEAT IN THE JURY BOX. 142 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,114 FUCK! 143 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,183 UH, OPTIMUS PRIME. 144 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:52,452 HERE. 145 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:53,986 MR. PRIME, ANY REASONS WHY 146 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,489 YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SERVE ON THIS JURY? 147 00:05:56,556 --> 00:06:00,093 I AM OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS. 148 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,662 FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, WE HAVE BATTLED 149 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:06,632 THE TYRANNY OF MEGATRON AND HIS EVIL DECEPTICONS. 150 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:11,003 THE FATE OF OUR HOME PLANET, CYBERTRON, HANGS IN THE BALANCE, 151 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,173 AS DOES THE FREEDOM OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS 152 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,842 THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY. 153 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,510 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 154 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,213 DOES THIS WAR THAT'S SPANNED MILLIONS OF YEARS 155 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,115 HAVE ANYTHING CRITICAL PLANNED 156 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,550 OVER THE NEXT FIVE TO SEVEN WORKING DAYS? 157 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:25,852 UH, NO. 158 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,954 IT'S BEEN QUIET LATELY. 159 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,689 AND IF SOMETHING DOES COME UP, 160 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,891 DO YOU HAVE A CAPABLE SECOND-IN-COMMAND? 161 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:33,593 OH, IRON HIDE? 162 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:34,961 YEAH. UGH. 163 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,763 WELL, HE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SOLID. 164 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,798 SO YOU'D BE ABLE TO SERVE? 165 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,166 YES, YOUR HONOR. 166 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,368 TAKE YOUR SEAT IN THE JURY BOX. 167 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,303 FUCK! 168 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,305 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 169 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,174 [ FARTS ] 170 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,345 OH, HEY, THERE IT IS. 171 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,881 YOU ARE TEENAGERS NOW. 172 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:58,551 IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR THE TALK. 173 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:01,554 THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE OF "THE TALK". 174 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,322 NOW WE TALK ABOUT SEX. 175 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,792 MASTER SPLINTER, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT SEX. 176 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,193 [ CHEERING ] BAGS OF SAND! 177 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,694 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 178 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:12,665 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE OPENING WHICH HOUSES TURTLE GENITALIA. 179 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,000 BAGS OF SAND. THE BUTT! 180 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,836 IT'S CALLED THE CLOACA. 181 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,405 THE FEMALE MAY STORE THE MALE'S SPERM 182 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,441 FOR SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE INCUBATING HER EGGS. 183 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,644 THAT WAY, IF THE MALE HITS THE POWERBALL 184 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,245 OR INVENTS A KILLER iPHONE APP, 185 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,247 THE FEMALE CAN CASH IN ON THAT SHIT. 186 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,081 ANY QUESTIONS? 187 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:30,316 I'M CONFUSED. 188 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,319 DO I PERFORM MY MATING DANCE BEFORE OR AFTER 189 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,555 I SNIFF'S APRIL'S CLOACA TO SEE IF SHE'S FERTILE? 190 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,057 UH, I ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON APRIL'S CLOACA. 191 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,092 HEY, I CALLED DIBS ON HER CLOACA 192 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,628 WAY BEFORE YOU CALLED DIBS ON HER CLOACA. 193 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,796 YOU ARE TURTLES! 194 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,531 OW! APRIL IS HUMAN. 195 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,800 YOUR GENITALIA ARE NOT COMPATIBLE. 196 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:55,575 MY BROTHERS, I GIVE YOU THE APRIL O'NEIL SEX-BOT 3000. 197 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,778 HOW'S THAT SOLVE ANYTHING? APRIL'S A HUMAN. 198 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,447 THIS APRIL HAS A VIBRATING CLOACA. 199 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,883 -CLOACA! -LET ME IN, LET ME IN! 200 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,751 [ VIBRATOR BUZZING ] 201 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,625 [ DOGS BARKING ] HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 202 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,760 I'M PICKING UP DOG BRUTUS. HE WAS HERE TO BE NEUTERED. 203 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,630 [ CABARET MUSIC PLAYS ] 204 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:23,436 WE HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE. 205 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,737 NO, WE CAN'T! 206 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,306 IF WE TELL THEM THAT WE RAN OVER THE MAN ON THE MOPED, 207 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,674 WE'LL GO TO PRISON. 208 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:29,775 OW! 209 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,077 [ SCREAMS ] 210 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,278 ARE YOU OKAY, BRITTANY? 211 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,380 THAT THING BRUISED MY SHIN PRETTY HARD. 212 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,982 WHERE DID IT EVEN COME FROM? 213 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:36,948 [ SCREAMS ] [ HORN HONKS ] 214 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:38,317 IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 215 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,953 TIM'S ANKLE IS SPRAINED, YOU GUYS. SPRAINED! 216 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,188 IT'S MORE A STRAIN THAN A SPRAIN, 217 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,190 BUT THAT MOPED DIDN'T HAVE A DRIVER, 218 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:46,626 AND IT LOOKED JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT MAN WAS RIDING -- 219 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,994 THE MAN WE KILLED! 220 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,096 WE SWORE NEVER TO TALK ABOUT THAT! 221 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:51,230 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 222 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:54,433 WHO'S THERE?! 223 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,569 OH, GOD. IT'S THE MOPED! 224 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,604 [ MOPED MOTOR RUNNING ] 225 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,309 NUTS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND? 226 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,112 COME ON, GUYS! I'M JUST HAVE SOME FUN! 227 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,413 [ SCREAMS ] OW! 228 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,015 OOH, MY ACHILLES TENDON. 229 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,950 [ SCREAMS ] 230 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,519 [ HORN HONKS ] 231 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,389 I GUESS IT CAN'T GET VERY MUCH SPEED IN THIS ENCLOSED SPACE. 232 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,424 AS FAR AS PUNISHMENTS GO FOR MANSLAUGHTER, 233 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,359 HAVING A HAUNTED MOPED FOLLOW US AROUND 234 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,094 ISN'T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. 235 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,096 AND IT'LL PROBABLY RUN OUT OF GAS SOON. 236 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,932 WHAT HAPPENS IF I TAKE THE KEY OUT? 237 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:26,732 OH. 238 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:27,967 HA! 239 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,435 [ THUD ] 240 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,705 [ CRASH! ] 241 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,540 IT'S YOU! 242 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,242 IT'S THAT GUY WE KILLED EARLIER! 243 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,510 I'M NOT DEAD! 244 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:41,180 THAT HAUNTED MOPED DROVE ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR! 245 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,949 I MEAN, I WISH YOU'D CALLED AN AMBULANCE 246 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,184 INSTEAD OF THROWING ME INTO THIS LANDFILL. 247 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,553 SO IN THAT RESPECT, YOU'RE NOT WITHOUT BLAME, 248 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,089 BUT PRIMARILY, IT WAS THE HAUNTED MOPED 249 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,490 THAT TRIED TO KILL ME! 250 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,459 WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT MOPED? 251 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,027 OH, SOME GUY WAS RIDING IT. 252 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,630 AND AFTER I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRUNK 253 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,566 AND KILLED HIM ACCIDENTALLY, MY CAR WAS PRETTY BUSTED UP, 254 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,302 SO I WAS USING HIS MOPED UNTIL MY CAR GOT FIXED. 255 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:06,072 GUYS, I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT BLAME 256 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:09,275 OUT OF ALL OF US WAS THE MOPED. 257 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,243 EH, AND THE GUY THAT WAS RIDING IT. 258 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:14,080 BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 259 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,448 [ MOPED BUZZES ] 260 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,018 [ GIRL SCREAMS ] 261 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:24,991 [ KEY JINGLING ] 262 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,726 [ DOOR LOCK RATTLES ] 263 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,669 IT'S BEEN AN HONOR, JOHN COFFEY. 264 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,677 SURPRISE! 265 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:45,578 [ CHEERING ] 266 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:49,248 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN!