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[ WHIRRING ]

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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ WHIRRING ]

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Man: IT'S ALIVE!

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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YAY, SKIP-IT IS FUN!

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YOU'RE SKIPPING IT
TOO FAST!

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AAH,
I CAN'T SLOW IT DOWN!

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AAH, AAH!
PLEASE HELP ME!

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AAH!
EW, I'M SORRY!

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MISS STEELE, MR. PENNYBAGS
IS READY TO BE INTERVIEWED.

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TO WHAT DO YOU OWE
YOUR SUCCESS?

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EASY.

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I HAVE ALL
THE ORANGE MONEY.

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WHEE!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I'VE GOT WHAT I NEED.

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[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

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[ MOANING ]

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BALTIC.
ORIENTAL, WATER WORKS...

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ARE MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES.

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CARE TO TAKE A CHANCE,

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OR WOULD YOU RATHER
GO...DIRECTLY TO JAIL?

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WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?

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I HAVE VERY
SINGULAR TASTES.

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THEY'RE BUTT PLUGS...
FOR YOUR PARK PLACE.

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NO!
[ GASPS ]

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I'M ALWAYS THE RACECAR!

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OH, I'M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN
ALL OVER YOUR COMMUNITY CHEST!

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IF THINGS GET TOO HOT,

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CAN I USE MY
"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD?

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ROLL THE DICE
AND FIND OUT.

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I CAN'T.
MY HANDS ARE TIED UP.

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EH, TOO BAD.

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I COULD USED SOME HELP GETTING
THIS RACECAR OUT OF MY ASS.

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I LOVE DANCING!

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WHEE!

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FROM NOW ON,
DANCING IS ILLEGAL!

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HEY, EVERYBODY!
LET'S DANCE!

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♪♪

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I WAS WRONG.
DANCING IS LEGAL AGAIN!

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AAH!

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AAH!

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AAH!

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LET'S DA--

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MISTAKES WERE MADE.
DANCING IS ILLEGAL YET AGAIN.

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OH, MRS. BUTTERWORTH, MAY I HAVE
SOME MORE SYRUP, PLEASE?

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SURE, BILLY.

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POP MY TOP!

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[ GIGGLES ]

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OH, YEAH, BILLY.

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YOU LIKE WHEN MRS. BUTTERWORTH
GET STICKY

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ALL OVER YOUR FLAPJACKS?

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I WANT TO SEE
MY GOOEY SWEETNESS

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CAKED ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH,
BILLY.

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MM-HMM.
THAT'S IT.

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OH. OHHH!

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UH, T-THANKS,
MRS. BUTTERWORTH?

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NO, BILLY.

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THANK YOU.

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LET'S BE FIRM THIS TIME.

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THE FATE OF THE "TRANSFORMERS"
FRANCHISE DEPENDS ON IT.

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MR. BAY,
P-PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS.

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I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES
WITH THE SCRIPT FOR "T5".

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UH, YES.
WELL, THE UH, THE PE-PE-PE--

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UH, THE STORY SEEMS
RATHER NONSENSICAL.

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I APPROVED
THESE CHANGES MYSELF.

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SEE, THIS SCENE HERE,

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PRIME REVEALS HE'S FROM
THE PLANET MAGNETRON.

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BUT OPTIMUS PRIME
IS FROM CYBERTRON.

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NO, I EXPLAIN
ALL THAT HERE.

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HE ARRIVED ON CYBERTRON
AS A BOY.

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AUTOBOTS AREN'T
EVER CHILDREN.

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AND MET THE AUTOBOTS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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THERE ARE NO
HIGH SCHOOLS ON --

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AND HE INVENTED TRANSFORMING
IN METAL SHOP.

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THAT'S ABSURD!

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AND HE HOLDS THE PATENT,

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SO THE DECEPTICONS OWE HIM
A LOT OF MONEY.

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MR. BAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!

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WE AT HASBRO --

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MR. BAY, PLEASE.
MY SINUSES.

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OOH!

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MR. BAY, I MUST PROTEST!

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[ ICE RATTLES ]

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MR. BAY, P-PLEASE.
PLEASE.

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MARTINI, GENTLEMEN?

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WE ARE NOT
IN A FESTIVE MOOD.

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MORE FOR ME.

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[ SLURPING ]

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WE AT --
WE HAVE NO FURTHER NOTES.

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THANK YOU!

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YOU KNOW, MORTIMER,
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME

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"WHERE DO YOU
GET THE BALLS

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TO MAKE MOVIE
THAT FUCKING AWESOME?!"

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AND I ALWAYS RESPOND
"NOT BALLS.

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TO MAKE MOVIES
THIS FUCKING AWESOME,

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YOU NEED
A PREHENSILE PENIS."

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♪♪

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AAH!

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SHARK BJ!

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[ German accent ]
YEAH, WHAT IS IT, FRITZ?

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YEAH. SO, FIRST OF ALL,
HEIL HITLER.

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SECOND OF ALL, I LEFT HALF
A SANDWICH IN THE FRIDGE

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THAT WAS CLEARLY LABELED
WITH MY NAME ON IT,

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AND NOW IT'S GONE.

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EH, THAT HAPPENS.

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YEAH, YEAH,
IT DOES HAPPEN,

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BUT THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME
IN TWO WEEKS, SO...

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ARE YOU ACCUSING THE FUHRER
OF STEALING YOUR SANDWICH?

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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I AM NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY,

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COMMANDER HIMMLER,
BUT I KNOW

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ONLY THE THREE OF US
USE THAT FRIDGE,

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AND I DID NOT STEAL
MY OWN HALF-SANDWICH.

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THEN CLEARLY
HIMMLER TOOK IT.

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MEIN FUHRER!

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RESPECTFULLY, I DID NOT
TAKE THE SANDWICH.

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THEN, BY PROCESS
OF ELIMINATION,

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YOU'RE SAYING
I TOOK THE SANDWICH.

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WELL, IT WAS YOU OR ME,

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AND I KNOW IT WASN'T ME.

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SO...

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FRITZ, BE HONEST.

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WHICH OF US IS MORE LIKELY TO
HAVE STOLEN YOUR SANDWICH?

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WELL, LET ME -- HMM.

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KEEP IN MIND THAT ONLY ONE OF US
MURDERED 6 MILLION JEWS.

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YES. EXACTLY.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"YES, EXACTLY"?

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I MURDERED 6 MILLION JEWS.

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CLEARLY I'M A GOOD PERSON!

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I WOULDN'T STEAL
A SANDWICH!

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I NEED TO TREAD
REALLY CAREFULLY HERE.

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SHOULD I HAVE NOT MURDERED
6 MILLION JEWS?

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YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE.

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MURDERING JEWS IS GOOD.

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SO ANYONE WHO MURDERS JEWS
IS GOOD, RIGHT, GUYS?

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AGAIN, I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO
THINK ABOUT MY CHOICE OF WORDS.

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FRITZ!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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AM I A GOOD PERSON?

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[ Laughing ] I MEAN, I MEAN,
GOOD AND EVIL --

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IT'S ALL RELATIVE.

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PUSSY.

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WELL, HISTORICALLY SPEAKING,
MURDER...IS BAD.

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NOT ALWAYS!
NO, NO, NO.

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JUST IN A GENERAL
BROAD-STROKE KIND OF WAY.

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WHAT ABOUT MURDERING TURKEYS
TO EAT THEM?

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IS THAT BAD?

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DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

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WHILE YOU WERE MAKING YOUR
TURKEY SANDWICH, FRITZ?

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DOES MAKING A TURKEY SANDWICH
MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON?

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I NEVER SAID IT WAS
A TURKEY SANDWICH.

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I-I --

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I ADMIT IT.

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I STOLE YOUR SANDWICH,
FRITZ.

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THEREFORE,
I AM A BAD PERSON.

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THEREFORE, A BAD PERSON
KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS.

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THEREFORE, MAYBE KILLING
6 MILLION JEWS WAS WRONG.

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WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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MEIN FUHRER, ONLY A BAD PERSON
WOULD KILL 6 MILLION JEWS,

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BUT ONLY A GOOD PERSON
WOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

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DANKE, FRITZ.

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AH, COME ON.
ARE WE BRINGING IT IN?

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OH, WE'RE BRINGING IT IN.

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MOVING IS ALWAYS SCARY,

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ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NEW HOUSE
HOLDS A DARK SECRET.

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SUBMITTED FOR THE APPROVAL
OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,

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I CALL THIS STORY...

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APPROVAL DENIED!

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EVERY STORY MUST BEGIN
WITH "THE TALE OF..."

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YOU'RE NOT HEMINGWAY.
STICK TO THE FUCKING FORMAT.

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[ GROANS ]

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SUBMITTED FOR THE APPROVAL
OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY...

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"THE TALE
OF HOME SWEET HOME"?

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UGH! I'M SORRY.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE TELLING
GHOST STORIES,

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NOT PITCHING NEW AROMAS
TO YANKEE CANDLE.

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GARY!

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OH, SO I'M THE BAD GUY,
RIGHT?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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PUT THE SALT DOWN,
GARY!

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I STARTED THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY.
I CAN END IT!

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OH, WOW!
GARY'S ON FIRE!

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GOD, THIS BURNS!
WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?

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DOES ANYBODY
HAVE A BLANKET?!

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THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!

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KONG!

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[ KONG GROWLS ]

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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ GRUNTING MUSICALLY ]

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WIGGINS, DID YOU WALK
KONG LIKE I ASKED?

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UHH...

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[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

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AAH!

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[ SCREAMING ]

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[ MOANS ]

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WIGGINS,
YOU ARE SO FUCKING FIRED!

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[ BABBLING ]

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OH, MY SWEET DAUGHTER,
BETTY.

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WHAT IS THERE TO BE DONE
WITH YOU?

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UNCLE SAMMY,
SUSANNA SAD ASS IS BACK.

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SHOULD I TELL HER
TO FUCK THE HELL OFF?

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NO, BITCH PUDDING.
[ CHUCKLES ] SEND HER IN.

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SUSANNA!!!

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I'M SORRY, REVEREND.

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DR. GRIGGS SAID
THAT HER SICKNESS

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MAY BE THE RESULT OF...

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unnatural causes.

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MY DAUGHTER'S ILLNESS IS NOT
SUPERNATURAL, SUSANNA.

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YEAH FUCK THE HELL
ON OFF.

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EVERYONE'S SAYING THERE'S
WITCHCRAFT ALL AROUND,

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RUNNING THEIR DICK SUCKING
MOUTHS ABOUT SPELLS AND SHIT?

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AND WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM?

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THAT TITUBA FORCED MY DAUGHTER
AND NIECE

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TO CAVORT WITH SPIRITS
IN THE FOREST?

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PSH! THERE WEREN'T NO SPIRITS
OUT THERE.

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THEN WHAT WAS GOING ON?

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SHOW YOUR TITS!

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WHOO!
[ LAUGHS ]

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YEAH!
YOU CRAZY, GIRL.

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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
YEAH!

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NOTHING.

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THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT

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THAT WITCHCRAFT IS AT PLAY
IN THIS TOWN!

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DIRTY, FILTHY WITCHCRAFT!

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MS. PUDDING, WOULD YOU GIVE
YOUR ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED?

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IT WASN'T NO WHACK-ASS
WITCHCRAFT.

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YOU SEE? JUST STUPID LITTLE
GIRLS HAVING FUN.

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STUPID?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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HE'S RIGHT.
WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN...

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WITH THE DEVIL!

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[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]
OH, CHRIST.

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IT WAS HORRIBLE, MR. HALE.

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TITUBA WAS DANCING
WITH THE DEVIL,

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AND I'M NOT SAYING
I SAW ANYTHING,

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BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
HE PENETRATED HER.

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ALL RIGHT.

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IN THE FART BLASTER!

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UGH!
UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH.

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YEAH, YEAH.
[ IMITATES FART ]

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UH-HUH. UH-HUH. MM-HMM.
UH, YES.

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I ALSO SAW GOODY PUTNAM
DANCING WITH THE DEVIL.

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[ SPECTATORS GASP ]
YES.

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IN THE FART BLASTER?

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AND THE HALIBUT HOLE!

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RIGHT AFTER SHE REFUSED
TO GIVE ME

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A COUPLE BUCKS
TO BUY CANDY.

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HMM. WHO ELSE?

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WHO ELSE?

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[ GROANING ]

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STOP! SHE'S LYING!

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SHE'S TRYING TO GET REVENGE
ON MY HUSBAND

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BECAUSE HE WON'T LAY
WITH HER ANYMORE!

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AND WHAT PROOF HAVE YOU?

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I MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEM
DOING IT.

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Man: [ GASPS ]
PHOTOGRAPH?

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SHE'S A WITCH!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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AND SHE'S A GIRL
WHO HAD SEX!

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GET HER!

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UH-OH.

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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

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AT LEAST I CAN REST EASY

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KNOWING THAT LYING
HARLOT BITCH PUDDING

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WILL BURN ALONGSIDE ME.

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I'M NOT BITCH PUDDING!
I'M BETTY!

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MY AWFUL COUSIN KNOCKED ME OUT
IN THE BATHROOM,

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AND NOW I'M HERE!

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THEN WHERE'S BITCH PU--

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ CLEARS THROAT ] THIS HAS BEEN
ARTHUR MILLER'S "THE CRUCIBLE".

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REMEMBER, KIDS, WRITE A SHITTY,
THINLY VEILED METAPHOR

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FOR McCARTHYISM,

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AND YOU, TOO, CAN STICK
YOUR LIMP-ASS CANDLE

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UP MARILYN MONROE'S WIND TUNNEL.

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COPYRIGHT ELTON JOHN
AND BERNIE TAUPIN.

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PEACE!

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[ CHICKEN CLUCKING THEME SONG ]

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BA-GOK!

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Man: BOK.

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[ MONKEY CHATTERS ]

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[ SLAP! ]