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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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[ SCANNER WHIRRING ]

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[ WIND WHISTLES ]

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♪♪

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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

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[ WHIRRING ]

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♪♪

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IT'S ALIVE!

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♪♪

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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♪♪

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[ BEEPING ]

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♪♪

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IT'S ALIVE!

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♪♪

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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♪♪

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[ BEEPING ]

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Announcer: IN THE YEAR 2023, THE
WORLD FACES AN UNSTOPPABLE EVIL.

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[ SCREECHING ]

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[ GUNFIRE ]

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GODZILLA HAS DESTROYED
THE LAST OF OUR AIR FORCE, SIR.

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WE HAVE
ONE FINAL OPTION.

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NUCLEAR?

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BETTER.

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JASON VOORHEES!

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HE CAN'T BE KILLED!

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THINK HOLLYWOOD IS OUT OF IDEAS?
SHUT UP!

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NOW FORK OVER YOUR HARD-EARNED
CASH FOR MORE CRAP-TACULAR,

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MIND-NUMBING DUNG --
LIKE THIS PILE OF FLAMING --

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HOLY SHIT,
I WOULD ACTUALLY SEE THIS!

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I MEAN,
LIKE NOT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT,

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BUT I'D GET BAKED
AND MAKE AN AFTERNOON OF IT.

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NO WAY!

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DID YOU SEE THAT?!

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RIGHT UP THE FLAME,
LIKE A FIRE SALMON!

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"GODZILLA VS. JASON."

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THIS REMAKE MASH-UP BULLSHIT
JUST GOT GOOD!

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[ ROARS ]
DEAR GOD!

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[ SCREECHES ]

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NOW, MY FRIENDS,
EAT OF MY BODY.

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FOR BREAKFAST?!

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HOLY YUCK!

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NO,
HOLY O'S!

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♪ JESUS

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♪ HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

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♪ NOW HE'S GIVING BREAKFAST
A BIBLICAL SPIN ♪

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♪ MARSHMALLOW BITS
LOOK LIKE ANGEL WINGS ♪

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♪ NUGGETS SHAPED LIKE HALOS
AND THE KING OF KINGS ♪

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♪ FORTIFIED WITH FIBER
SO YOUR COLON'S PRIMED ♪

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♪ WITH HOLY O'S!,
THE MILK CHANGES INTO WINE! ♪

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Announcer: HOLY O'S! ARE BAKED
WITH ANCIENT CHAFF,

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CARBON-DATED
TO THE TIME OF JESUS,

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AND SOAKED IN HIGH FRUCTOSE
CORN SYRUP --

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JUST THE WAY HE LIKED IT.

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♪ HOLY O'S

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IT IS FINISHED.

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[ DING! ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ ALARM BLARING, SIREN WAILING ]

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FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!

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OOP!
OH, NO, WHERE'D I GO?!

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[ LAUGHING ] WHOOP!

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I'M UP AND THEN I'M DOWN.

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WHOOP, WHERE'D I GO?!
[ LAUGHING ]

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[ GRENADE CLICKS ]

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HEY, WHAT?!
NO, NO, NO, NO!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FIXING
MY PORCH, HANDY MANNY.

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DE NADA,
SEÑORA PORTILLO.

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YOU KNOW MY MOTTO --
YOU BREAK IT...

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WE FIX IT! WE FIX IT!
WE FIX IT! WE FIX IT!

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AND WITH THE LOWEST PRICES
IN TOWN!

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[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]

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AY!
STAND BACK,
MA'AM!

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WE'RE DEPORTING THIS ILLEGAL
HOMBRE BACK TO TACO-TOWN.

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ILLEGAL?!

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[ YELLING IN SPANISH ]

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HEY,
IT'S DARK IN HERE!

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I NEED MY PILLS!

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WE APPRECIATE
ALL THE TIPS YOU'VE GIVEN US

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ON THE ILLEGAL HANDY MAN,
BOB THE BUILDER,

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BUT AMERICA JUST DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH DETENTION CENTERS

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TO HANDLE THEM ALL.

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THAT'S A PROBLEM!

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CAN WE FIX IT?!

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Together:
YES, WE CAN!

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Handy Manny:
BOB, BOB!

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YOU CAN'T LET THEM
DEPORT ME!

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YOU KNOW
I WAS BORN IN AMERICA!

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YEAH, THE 14th AMENDMENT
SAYS THAT MAKES YOU A CITIZEN,

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AND IT'S
A REAL PROBLEM.

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CAN WE FIX IT?!

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UH...
UH... UH...

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I DON'T ROLL
WITH THAT.
I'M DON'T KNOW.

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[ WHIMPERS ]

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I DON'T KNOW!

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MOMMY,
I THOUGHT THAT LITTLE PILL

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WAS SUPPOSED TO GROW INTO
A GREAT, BIG DINOSAUR TOY.

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IS THAT GRANDMA'S
HEART MEDICINE?

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THEN THAT MEANS --
OH, MY GOD!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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WHEN THAT CIRCUS GYPSY PREDICTED
THIS IS HOW GRANDMA WOULD DIE,

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WE ALL LAUGHED.

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WELL, I GUESS
SHE'S THE ONE LAUGHING NOW.

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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[ SNIFFLES ]

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I ACTUALLY FIND THIS VERY SAD.

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Announcer:
YOUR PRINCIPAL -- HE STINKS!

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NOT TRUE!
I SHOWERED THIS MORNING!

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Announcer:
YEAH, YOU DO, YOU OLD DICK!

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YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES,
YOU DON'T LIKE RAP MUSIC,

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AND YOU HATE CHEW BLAST GUM!

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NO!

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Announcer:
YOUR BUS DRIVER SUCKS DICK

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YOU SUCK DICK

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Announcer: NO, YOU DO!

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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE,
YOU HAVE DIABETES,

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AND YOU HA-A-A-A-TE
CHEW BLAST GUM.

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THE CHILDREN
STICK IT UNDER THE SEATS.

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Announcer: WELL, STICK THIS
UP YOUR ASS, YOU OLD BITCH!

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I CAN'T SEE!

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Announcer:
YOUR GRANDPA IS AN OLD DICK BAG.

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I TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE.

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Announcer: HE DOESN'T GET
THE SPIKE NETWORK AT HIS HOUSE,

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HE WALKS WITH A LIMP.

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MY LIMP IS FROM WORLD WAR II.

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Announcer:
AND HE HATES CHEW BLAST GUM.

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I SURVIVED
THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.

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Announcer: TRY TO SURVIVE THIS!
AAGH!

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Announcer: CHEW BLAST,
THE GUM YOU SHOOT INTO YOUR
MOUTH WITH A SLINGSHOT.

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GROWN-UPS DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE
GROWN-UPS ARE FUCKING STUPID!

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♪♪

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YEAH,
POLLUTING IS FUN!

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Captain Planet:
NO, IT ISN'T!

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All:
CAPTAIN PLANET!

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DON'T TRY TO RUN!

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RUN!

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ENERGY BEAM!

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AAGH!

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EARTH POWER!

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AAGH!

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BALL SHOT!
MY BALLS!

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GOOD WORK,
CAPTAIN PLANET!

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YOU'VE DONE
SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB

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THAT WE'RE GIVING YOU
A PROMOTION.

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CONGRATULATIONS...
GENERAL PLANET!

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OH, BOY!

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9:00 A.M.,
FIRST QUARTER R&D REVIEW,

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9:30, SUBCOMMITTEE
ON OFF-SHORE SAFETY BUDGET.

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10:30, MA--

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EXCUSE ME, GENERAL, BUT THESE
NEED YOUR SIGNATURE RIGHT AWAY!

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GENERAL PLANET!
[ CHUCKLES ]

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I HOPE
THIS IS RECYCLED PAPER.

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IT IS NOT.

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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYIN ]
YO, THIS TRACK
IS BOMB AS HELL!

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AS SOON AS NICKI MINAJ ADDS
HER VOCAL, IT'S GONNA BE HUGE!

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
HELLO, EVERYONE,
I'M HERE.

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YOU AIN'T NICKI MINAJ!

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NA, I'M HER SISTER
NICKI MORGAJ.

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I'M HERE
TO REFINANCE YOUR MORTGAGES.

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YO, YO, YO,
YOU DEAD, SUCKA!

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WAIT! I BOUGHT AT THE HEIGHT
OF THE HOUSING BUBBLE.

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LET'S JUST
HEAR HER OUT.

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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[ ELECTRONIC PULSING ]

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

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AWW!
YOU GUYS.

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]

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♪ WELL, A LONG TIME AGO

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♪ A DINOSAUR LADY GAVE BIRTH

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♪ TO A WHOLE BUNCH
OF DINOSAUR BABIES ♪

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♪ THREE OF THEM HAD
THE SAME FEATURES MOM HAD ♪

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♪ BUT ONE WAS PROBABLY
FROM A DIFFERENT DAD ♪

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♪ YEAH, MOM LET ANOTHER MAN
SPERM UP HER EGGS ♪

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♪ AND NO MATTER HOW SHE CRIED
OR HOW SHE BEGGED ♪

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♪ DADDY KICKED HER ASS OUT
INTO THE COLD, COLD STREET ♪

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♪ AND WITH FOUR MOUTHS TO FEED
AND NOTHING TO EAT ♪

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♪ SHE PACKED UP HER BROOD
IN THE POURING RAIN ♪

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♪ AND BOOKED A ONE-WAY TRIP

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♪ ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN

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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
♪ DINOSAUR TRAIN

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♪ WHO BUILT THIS TRAIN?

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♪ WELL, DINOSAURS
DEVELOPED STEAM AND TOOLS ♪

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♪ DINO SOCIETY
WAS INHERENTLY CRUEL ♪

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♪ AND A SLUT-SHAMED MOM
WITH A BROOD TO FEED ♪

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♪ HAD TO GET CREATIVE
TO PAY THE PASSAGE FEE ♪

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♪ DINOSAUR SHAME

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♪ ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

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♪ WELL, THEY RODE THE RAILS
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS ♪

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♪ AND MOM TURNED TRICKS
TO KEEP THEIR FANCY BUNKS ♪

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♪ THEN SHE MET A STEGOSAURUS
WHO SAID, "BE MY WIFE ♪

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♪ COME OUT TO CALIFORNIA
AND WE'LL START A NEW LIFE ♪

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♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DID
OR WHAT YOU DONE ♪

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♪ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR KIDS
AND YOUR BASTARD SON" ♪

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♪ SHE LOOKED AT THAT MAN
WITH TEARS IN HER EYES ♪

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♪ AND THE TRAIN DERAILED

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♪ AND THE DINOSAURS DIED

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♪ MAYBE DINOS BUILT A RAILROAD
ACROSS THIS LAND ♪

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♪ BUT THERE'S NO WAY
THEY COULD STEER ♪

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♪ WITH THOSE TINY HANDS

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♪ DINOSAUR TRAIN

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♪ IMPLAUSIBLE TRAIN

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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

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AH, MAGOO, A VACATION IN MIAMI
IS JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED.

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I JUST HOPE THERE AREN'T
TOO MANY MOSQUITOES.

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DID YOU SAY,
"MASSAGE"?

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OH,
I'D LOVE ONE.

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LET ME GET
MY WALLET.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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I'M ESPECIALLY TENSE
RIGHT HERE,

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IN THE SHOULDERS
AND MAYBE THE GROIN AREA.

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"HAPPY ENDING,"
YOU SAY?

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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AH, MIAMI BOTANICAL GARDEN,
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS.

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ALTHOUGH THERE BETTER NOT BE
ANY OF THOSE PESKY MOSQUITOES.

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AH, DOES ANYBODY IN MIAMI
SPEAK ENGLISH?!

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OH, THE LATINOS
ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY, I SAY.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ DICE RATTLING ]

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OH, NO,
MOSQUITOES!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ ALL GRUNT ]

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OH,
A WATER FOUNTAIN!

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I COULD USE
A DRINK.

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[ SLURPS ]

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REFRESHING! [ LAUGHS ]

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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MOSQUITOES.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WHAT,
DID THE SPRINKLERS GO OFF?

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WHY ARE MY FEET WET? HUH?

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WHAT'S THIS?

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OH, HEAVENS.

235
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I DID THIS!

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MR. MAGOO!

237
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SHE KNOWS I DID IT.

238
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I-I-I CAN'T DO TIME!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ SOBBING ]

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YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER
LASIK SURGERY FOR YOUR EYESIGHT.

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THE INFINITY GAUNTLET
BELONGS TO THANOS AT LAST!

243
00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,920
NOW I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING

244
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TO GO WITH MY INFINITY DRESS
AND INFINITY SHOES!

245
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IF ONLY I HAD AN INFINITY DATE.

246
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,263
OH, ERIC,

247
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YOU'VE MADE THIS LITTLE
MERMAID'S DREAMS COME TRUE.

248
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I'M FINALLY A REAL GIRL,
AND IT'S OUR WEDDING NIGHT.

249
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[ GIGGLES ]

250
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,972
[ GRUNTS ]

251
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DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE
WHILE YOU JERK OFF ONTO MY EGGS?

252
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I'D RATHER STAY AND WATCH,
IF THAT'S OKAY.

253
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Girl: MATCHES!
PLEASE BUY MY MATCHES.

254
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:19,385
I CAN'T GO HOME
WITHOUT SELLING THESE MATCHES.

255
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,654
FATHER WILL BEAT ME!

256
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,759
I'M SO COLD.

257
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:30,296
IT COULDN'T HURT
TO LIGHT JUST ONE MATCH.

258
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,833
OH!

259
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THAT WAS LOVELY.

260
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,704
GRANDMOTHER!

261
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:42,475
BUT -- BUT YOU'RE IN HEAVEN
WITH JESUS NOW.

262
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JESUS IS
A FAIRY TALE.

263
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,078
THERE'S ONLY VISHNU,

264
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WHICH YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON
ENOUGH IF YOU FREEZE TO DEATH.

265
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LISTEN TO
YOUR OLD GRANNY.

266
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SHE'S GOT A PLAN, A PLAN,
A PLAN, A PLAN, A PLAN...

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HI, DADDY.

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00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,423
DAMN IT, GIRL,

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IF YOU DIDN'T SELL
EVERY LAST MATCH, IT --

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[ COUGHS ]

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GAME, SET, MATCH.

272
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,267
I NEVER DREAMED YOU WOULD LEARN
TO USE THE MATCHES

273
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,036
FOR YOUR OWN PURPOSES!

274
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,370
[ GRUNTS ]

275
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:15,041
GRANNY'S JEWELRY --
RIGHT WHERE SHE SAID SHE HID IT.

276
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,277
HAVE AN EGG FOR THE ROAD,
YOU OLD DICK.

277
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,480
OH, NO, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
FOR A MAI TAI.

278
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,582
ONE MAI TAI
COMING UP.

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00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,118
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
ANYWAY?

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MY NAME'S
THE LITTLE FUCKING MATCH GIRL!

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♪ WHAA

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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♪ WAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH

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♪ WAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH