1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,944 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,853 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:37,804 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,106 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY 7 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:40,840 COUNTING SHEEP? 8 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:41,975 DOES THAT REALLY WORK? 9 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:42,976 JUST GIVE IT A TRY. 10 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:47,046 [ SIGHS ] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 11 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:51,885 [ SHEEP BLEATING ] ...7, 8, 9, 10! 12 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,820 MOVE IT, SHEEP! JUMP, JUMP! 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,821 LISTEN UP. 14 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,191 YOU HAVE ONE JOB -- TO HELP HUMANS FALL ASLEEP. 15 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:01,728 FAIL AND WE'LL TURN YOUR ASSES INTO LAMB CHOPS! 16 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,029 11, YOU'RE LATE! 17 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:08,268 [ Bleating ] MY NAME IS SAMUEL. 18 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,970 NOW, LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU -- 19 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:12,338 MY NAME IS SAMUEL. 20 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,706 MY NAME IS SAMUEL. 21 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:14,908 MY NAME IS SAMUEL! 22 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,744 WHAT THE THE FUCK ALL RIGHT, STAY -- STAY BACK! 23 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,445 STAY BACK! 24 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:21,848 [ SCREAMING ] [ YAWNS ] 25 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,216 HEY, HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 26 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,185 EH, FINE. 27 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,621 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD, MISTY. 28 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,956 BETTER THAN YOU, ASH. 29 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,858 OH, DARN! 30 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,961 ASH! WHY HAVE WE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS WITH A POKéBALL? 31 00:01:35,027 --> 00:01:37,263 PIKACHU PISSED ON MY RUG. 32 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:42,602 [ GROANING ] DAMN RIGHT. 33 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:46,104 [ SINGING OPERATICALLY ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 34 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:47,307 HOLD MY OAKLEYS! 35 00:01:47,372 --> 00:01:50,676 HUH! 36 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:52,412 NO, NO, NO, NO! 37 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:59,018 [ VACUUM CLEANER RUNS ] GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF THE 38 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,186 VACUUM CLEANER. 39 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,423 [ VACUUM CLEANER SHUTS OFF ] FAMILY, AFTER NEARLY KILLING 40 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,559 YOU ON A SKI TRIP TO THE HIMALAYAS, I SAVED YOUR LIVES BY 41 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,561 GIVING EACH OF YOU BIONIC IMPLANTS. 42 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:11,397 LET'S USE THESE COOL NEW POWERS AS THE BIONIC SIX! 43 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,234 [ ALL CHEERING ] UH, HON, MAYBE WE SHOULD BE 44 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,670 GRATEFUL WE'RE ALIVE AND NOT -- THE BIONIC SIX! 45 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:18,938 OPEN WIDE! 46 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:22,242 YOU JUST GOT EIGHTY-BIONIC-SIXED! 47 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,278 [ GRUNTS ] DAD, TURNS OUT HITTING HOMERS 48 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,679 ISN'T A SUPERPOWER. 49 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:27,213 AAH! 50 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,348 BIONIC FIVE! 51 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:29,115 ERIC? 52 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,551 UH, HIS CODE NAME IS SPORTS-1. 53 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,554 HE'S OUR SON AND HE'S DEAD, YOU ASSHOLE! 54 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,222 WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 55 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,824 BIONIC FOUR! 56 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:38,491 HYAH! 57 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:40,293 [ GUNFIRE ] BIONIC THREE! 58 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,761 YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! 59 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,362 AAH! 60 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:43,897 BIONIC TWO! 61 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,199 WE NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING! 62 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,434 [ GROANS ] BIONIC ONE! 63 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:53,540 ONLY NOW DO I SEE THAT BIONICS SOLVE NOTHING. 64 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,841 I AM OUT OF WORK! 65 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,178 IT IS EVERY PARENT'S WORST NIGHTMARE TO OUTLIVE THEIR 66 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:00,280 CHILD. 67 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,448 I WILL TREASURE EACH OF THE YEARS I HAD WITH MY SWEET, 68 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,349 BELOVED ANDREW. 69 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,818 HOLD MY OAKLEYS, BRAH. 70 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:09,589 ANDREW WAS WAY TOO PUSSY TO SURF A WAVE LIKE THIS. 71 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,624 YEAH! 72 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,693 I'M SORRY, PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE. 73 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,261 THIS CURSE IS AT STAGE 4. 74 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,930 YOU ONLY HAVE SIX MONTHS TO LIVE. 75 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,065 [ SIGHS ] BUT TRY TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT 76 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:19,766 SIDE. 77 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,067 YOU'RE A HIGHLY EDUCATED WIZARD. 78 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,037 I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING REALLY GREAT WITH YOUR LIFE. 79 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,872 I TEACH HIGH SCHOOL. 80 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,809 OH. WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE TO CRY. 81 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:35,448 [ DOOR OPENS ] SCALPUS BADASSUS. 82 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:39,385 [ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ] [ "BREAKING BAD"-LIKE 83 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:42,355 THEME PLAYS ] WE WILL CREATE A MONEY-MAKING 84 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:51,331 POTION TO FUND YOUR WAR WITH VOLDEMORT LONG AFTER I'M GONE. 85 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:54,801 WOLFSBANE, FLUXWEED, 20 PACKAGES OF SUDAFED? 86 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,036 THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE DARK ARTS. 87 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,839 IT'S WHAT YOUR PARENTS WOULD'VE WANTED, HARRY. 88 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,840 I'LL DO IT! 89 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,442 WELL DONE, MS. GRANGER. 90 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,777 YOUR BATCH IS 99% PURE. 91 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,946 AND MR. WEASLEY... 92 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:07,981 OH, NO! RON! 93 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,749 THE MOST USELESS OF OUR TRIO! 94 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:10,984 RELAX, HERMIONE. 95 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:14,454 UNTRAINED STUDENTS MIXING POTENTIALLY FATAL POTIONS ARE NO 96 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,788 BIG DEAL AT HOGWARTS. 97 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:19,225 SEE? HE'S PERF-- OH, MY GOD! 98 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,994 [ THUD ] CHILDREN, HAVE YOU LEARNED 99 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,496 NOTHING FROM YOUR ANNUAL NEAR-DEATH ADVENTURES? 100 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,897 MAGIC HEALS ANYTHING. 101 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:28,201 MAKES IT HARD TO CARE ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES, FRANKLY. 102 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:29,569 HE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW! 103 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:36,142 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] [ HUMMING ] 104 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,343 I DON'T THINK SO, HARRY. 105 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:39,846 PROFESSOR SNAPE SAID HE WOULDN'T DRINK YOUR POTIONS WITH 106 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:40,713 BEA ARTHUR'S DICK. 107 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,214 YEAH. 108 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,215 YEAH, COME ON. 109 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,250 QUICK! USE THE MAGIC WORDS DUMBLEDORE GAVE US! 110 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,852 Both: THE FIRST TASTE IS FREE! 111 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:48,321 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT BEA ARTHUR WAS ATTRACTIVE. 112 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,589 OKAY, CLASS. 113 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:53,058 AS YOU KNOW FROM YOUR READING, A HYDRA'S TEMPERATURE CAN ONLY BE 114 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,159 TAKEN RECTALLY. 115 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,528 ANY VOLUNTEERS? 116 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,597 CHILDREN? BY MERLIN'S MERKIN! 117 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,967 [ MUMBLING ] HAGRID IS GOING TO BLOW THE 118 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,403 LID OFF OUR ENTIRE OPERATION, PROFESSOR! 119 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,906 I KNEW HIRING A 12-FOOT-TALL MONGOLOID WOULD BITE ME IN THE 120 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:07,874 ASS ONE DAY. 121 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,708 I'M ON IT. 122 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,009 I'M HOME, FANG! 123 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,144 COME HERE, BOY! 124 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:14,347 [ BEEPING ] FANG! 125 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,281 I DID IT! 126 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,249 NOW I CAN... 127 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:19,285 [ GROANS ] I GOT HIT WITH A STRAY SHELL. 128 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:23,790 SEEMS KIND OF ARBITRARY AFTER SUCH A TIGHTLY PLOTTED RISE TO 129 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:24,657 INFAMY. 130 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,526 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] [ BANJO PLAYING ] 131 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,736 ONE MAN CAN BE PRETTY DUMB SOMETIMES, BUT FOR REAL 132 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:40,206 BONA FIDE STUPIDITY, THERE AIN'T NOTHING CAN BEAT TEAMWORK. 133 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,808 [ CHAIR CREAKS ] 134 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,776 [ PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 135 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:50,316 [ STRAINING ] [ SQUEAK! POP! SPLAT! ] 136 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,318 ANOTHER PERFECT GIRAFFE! 137 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,152 OH, NO. 138 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,254 THAT'S TOO GOOD TO WASTE. 139 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,323 HEY, WHERE'S THAT BIRTHDAY BOY? 140 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,727 [ BABY CRYING ] CAN -- CAN I HOLD MY BABY? 141 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,129 YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BABY'S OAKLEYS. 142 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:09,535 [ HARD-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD CHEERING ] 143 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,271 [ BLEATS ] I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT'S 144 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:15,341 WRONG WITH YOU, OTIS -- MALE COWS DON'T HAVE UDDERS. 145 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:16,242 UH, RIGHT. 146 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,444 AND NEITHER DO I. 147 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,013 I WAS BORN A HERMAPHRODITE? 148 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,748 I, UH... 149 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,516 OH, SWEET CUD. I'M A GIRL. 150 00:06:23,582 --> 00:06:24,450 YOU GOT ME. 151 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,519 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD. 152 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:29,422 WAS THAT A STRAP-ON OR -- OH, WAS THAT YOUR HOOF?! 153 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,225 WHAT? YOU WANT TO HATE ME FOR PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING I'M 154 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:32,558 NOT? 155 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:33,426 FINE. 156 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,595 THEN, ABBY, COWS DON'T HAVE BLOND HAIR! 157 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,331 [ ALL GASP ] AND, BESSIE, COWS CAN'T WALK ON 158 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,332 TWO LEGS. 159 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,834 OUR KNEES SHOULD EXPLODE UNDER THIS MUCH WEIGHT. 160 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,869 OW! 161 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:46,472 [ BOTH SCREAM ] FANTASY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD 162 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:50,009 NOW, HUH, YOU JUDGMENTAL BITCHES?! 163 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,511 [ WHISTLE! ] MY BALLS! 164 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,012 [ WHOOSH! ] MY VAGINA! 165 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,313 AM I DOING THIS WRONG? 166 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,215 I THINK I'M DOING THIS WRONG. 167 00:06:56,282 --> 00:07:00,186 DEAR MOTHER, I TAKE PEN IN HAND TO INFORM YOU THAT, TODAY, 168 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,989 YOUR SON, PRIVATE PIZZA, BECAME A KILLER. 169 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,025 OUR PLATOON WAS ON DAWN PATROL WHEN THE ENEMY HIT US. 170 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,996 AMBUSH! WE GOT A-- BULLETS STARTED FLYING AND, IN 171 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,999 THAT MOMENT, I COULDN'T TELL MY FELLOW KITCHEN COMMANDOS 172 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,568 APART FROM OUR ENEMY, THE REFRIGERATOR REJECTS. 173 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:20,406 I FELT POWERLESS, UNTIL I SAW THAT GREASY BASTARD KILLING 174 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:21,641 MAJOR MUNCH. 175 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:26,245 A RAGE OVERTOOK ME, AND I GAVE THAT FRIED FREAK A CLOSED-CASKET 176 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:27,079 FUNERAL. 177 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,816 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY WE FIGHT ANYMORE. 178 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:33,920 I PRAY THAT SOMEDAY THIS WAR ENDS, A DAY WHEN THERE IS NO 179 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:38,758 MEAT DRAWER, NO VEGGIE CRISPER, JUST FOOD AND FOOD ALIKE IN ONE 180 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,960 FRIDGE, TOGETHER. 181 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:45,565 UNTIL THAT DAY, I AM YOUR SON, PRIVATE PIZZA, 1st BATTALION, 182 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,933 KITCHEN COMMANDOS. 183 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,467 AAH! 184 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:53,005 SUICIDE TACO! GET DOWN! 185 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:56,308 [ COUGHS ] [ Weakly ] NOBODY WINS... 186 00:07:56,375 --> 00:08:05,151 [ COUGHS ] ...IN A FOOD FIGHT. 187 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,454 LET US BEGIN THIS JOURNEY FOR THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH. 188 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,791 LET US ALLOW GAYS TO MARRY AND MAYBE SHUT UP ONCE IN A WHILE 189 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,092 ABOUT ABORTION. 190 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,427 HOLD MY OAKLEYS. 191 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,828 HEY! 192 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,063 AAH! 193 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:21,167 SO, RAPUNZEL, DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES? 194 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,268 MM, YOU TELL ME. 195 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,837 YOU JUST CLIMBED UP THE CARPET. 196 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,741 COBRA HAS DEVELOPED A MIND-CONTROL ENERGY DRINK. 197 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:32,078 IT EVEN LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE ASPARAGUS PISS, JUST LIKE THE 198 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,312 REAL THING. 199 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,015 COBRA IS GIVING IT AWAY AT THE X GAMES, SO -- NEVER THOUGHT I'D 200 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,751 SAY THIS -- THIS IS A MISSION FOR G.I. JOE... 201 00:08:39,818 --> 00:08:40,886 EXTREME. 202 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,688 All: EXTREME! 203 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,657 [ SIGHS ] BALLISTIC, GRAB THE 204 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:45,491 MOUNTAIN DEW! 205 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,660 METAL-HEAD, CRANK UP THE SMASH MOUTH! 206 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,230 SO, DUKE, I GOT TO ASK -- WHY DOES G.I. JOE HAVE A UNIT FOR 207 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,298 EXTREME TASKS? 208 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,900 EH, IT WAS THE '90s. 209 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,835 HARPOON, TALK TO THE HAND! 210 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:56,535 NOT! 211 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,571 [ ENGINE REVS ] [ HORN HONKS ] 212 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,407 DO I SPY A NINJA WITH BLEACHED BLOND HAIR? 213 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,109 IT'S FROSTED TIPS, BRAH! 214 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,944 I'M BUSTIN' MOVES, EXTREME STYLE! 215 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:05,611 GO-GURT! 216 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,079 REMEMBER, YOU'RE UNDERCOVER. 217 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,981 DON'T CALL ATTENTION TO YOURSELVES. 218 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,116 YOU HEARD THE BRO! 219 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,784 CHILLAX, YOU ALLY McBEALS! 220 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:15,054 OH, YOU SON OF A -- TAKE IT EASY, BOSS. 221 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:18,190 [ HORN HONKS ] LISTEN UP, FELLOW YOUTH. 222 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:20,459 SNAKEBITE ENERGY DRINKS ARE NOT COOL! 223 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,428 [ WHISPERS ] OR DOPE. 224 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,064 [ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ] I AM SOLD! 225 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,066 IT'S IRONIC VIRAL MARKETING! 226 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,467 LET'S GET A SNAKEBITE! 227 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,835 DON'T WORRY, DAWG. 228 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,470 I GOT THIS. 229 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:34,840 WHO WANTS IN? PRETTY SICK, HUH? 230 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,444 I GOT DEVIL STICKS, TOO. 231 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,080 [ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ] LET'S GET A SNAKEBITE! 232 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:41,914 NO FEAR! 233 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,550 NO! WE GOT TO TAKE IT TO THE EXTREME! 234 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,286 BLACK DRAGON? 235 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,422 WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME GNARLY SHREDDING? 236 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,057 UH, THAT'S A STEEP HALF-PIPE. 237 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,491 WHERE'S THAT NINJA'S HELMET? 238 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,526 DON'T NEED ONE. 239 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,528 HOMEY'S GOT FROSTED TIPS! 240 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:58,364 SAY NO TO SNAKEBITE ENERGY DRINK! 241 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,266 SHOW ME THE MONEY! 242 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,868 [ CRACK! SPLAT! ] [ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ] 243 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,905 WELL, TIME FOR THE MOST EXTREME OPTION! 244 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,473 TARGET MY LOCATION. 245 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,407 LET THE DOGS OUT. 246 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,275 OH, MY GOSH. 247 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,077 DID YOU CALL AN AIR STRIKE ON US? 248 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,113 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] WELL, SEEMS A LITTLE -- 249 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,014 SAY IT! 250 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:15,948 EXTREME. 251 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:20,152 [ BOMB WHISTLING ] DUE TO YOUR EXTREME 252 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:20,953 NEGLIGENCE... 253 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:21,854 All: EXTREME! 254 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:25,791 ...YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH. 255 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:34,300 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ HEY, MARICOPA 256 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,369 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ HEY, MARICOPA