1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,944 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,853 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:38,138 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:42,809 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] OFF TO NEVERLAND! 7 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,411 COME ON, NANA! 8 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:51,384 [ BELL JINGLES ] [ BARKING ] 9 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,887 [ STRAINED BARKING ] [ BARKING STOPS ] 10 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:06,800 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] YAY! 11 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:11,638 NOW, FANTASTIC FOOLS, YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF DOOM! 12 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:16,810 SHEESH, DOOM, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SO GROUCHY ALL THE TIME? 13 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,446 YES! THE FINISHING TOUCH. 14 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:23,850 NOW THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE WHEN THEY LOOK UPON DR. DOOM! 15 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,651 DR. DOOM, WAIT. 16 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,085 THE MASK IS NOT -- [ SIZZLING ] 17 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,554 AAH! 18 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,955 SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN! 19 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:29,856 OH, WAIT. 20 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,424 THE MASK IS UPSIDE DOWN. 21 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:32,491 HOLD STILL, DOCTOR. 22 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,060 A-A-A-A-AAH! 23 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,829 OKAY, ONCE MORE WITH FEELING. 24 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,697 YOU SONS OF -- [ SIZZLING ] 25 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,431 AAH! 26 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:39,365 LET US NOT DELAY. 27 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,667 YES, THE CODPIECE REMAINS. 28 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,569 WHAT DID YOU -- DID YOU SAY "CODPIECE"? 29 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:44,304 AAH! 30 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,104 CLOCK OUT, GUYS! 31 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,806 OH, THE CODPIECE IS UPSIDE DOWN. 32 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:52,878 WHAT DID YOU -- AAH! 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,949 SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK, DUDE. 34 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,750 YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON, SINESTRO. 35 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:58,384 All: NO! 36 00:01:58,451 --> 00:01:59,419 WE LOVE HIM! 37 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:00,787 SORRY, GREEN FOOL. 38 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:04,524 YOUR RING WON'T AFFECT ANYTHING YELLOW, SO I ADOPTED A BUNCH OF 39 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:05,825 ASIAN KIDS. 40 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:09,294 "A," THAT'S INCREDIBLY RACIST, AND, "B," THAT'S NOT HOW 41 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:10,497 MY RING WORKS. 42 00:02:10,562 --> 00:02:12,365 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THE MORE I 43 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,800 FELL IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA. 44 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,268 I ADORE THESE LITTLE SCAMPS. 45 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,837 All: WE LOVE YOU, MR. SINESTRO! 46 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,639 OHH, LOOK AT 'EM! 47 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:20,473 HI. 48 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,409 I'M A CENTAUR -- HALF MAN, HALF HORSE. 49 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,813 PLEASE, DO YOUR PART TO HELP KEEP MY PEOPLE ALIVE. 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,281 FUCK A HORSE. 51 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,617 ♪ SEXY [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] 52 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:36,256 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] ♪ SEXY 53 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:40,393 ♪ HORSES ARE SEXY ♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE 54 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,296 ♪ HORSES ARE SEXY ♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE 55 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:46,466 RIGHT NOW ♪ ♪ HORSES ARE SEXY 56 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,969 ♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE ♪ HORSES ARE SEXY 57 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,539 ♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE RIGHT NOW ♪ 58 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,974 ♪ SEXY [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 59 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,142 BEAR GRYLLS HERE. 60 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,678 TODAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IN A TRULY EXOTIC 61 00:02:58,745 --> 00:02:59,612 ENVIRONMENT. 62 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,881 BEHIND ME ARE MATT DILLON, NEVE CAMPBELL, AND 63 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,751 DENISE RICHARDS FROM THE MOVIE "WILD THINGS." 64 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:08,187 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS DISTRACT 65 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,456 MATT DILLON BY TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD HE WAS IN 66 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,658 "DRUGSTORE COWBOY." 67 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:14,227 THEN YOU FINGER BANG THE GIRLS UNDER THE WATER WHILE THE JETS 68 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:14,894 HIDE IT ALL. 69 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:15,762 WHO ARE YOU? 70 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,664 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE JUST INCREDIBLE IN 71 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:18,731 "DRUGSTORE COWBOY." 72 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,434 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS THE BEST 73 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:22,302 HOT TUB EVER. 74 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,470 OOH, I'M REALLY BRANCHING OUT FROM TV! 75 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,608 AND REMEMBER, A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH A HAND IN TWO 76 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,576 BUSHES. 77 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,111 [ BOTH MOANING ] DR. STONE TO HOUSTON IN THE 78 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:32,679 BLIND. 79 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:33,746 IS ANYONE THERE? PLEASE? 80 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,081 PLEASE, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. 81 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,650 Hey, it's time for Dick Wax and The Fridge... 82 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,218 ♪ In the morning [ Boing! ] 83 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,219 HELLO? 84 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,120 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 85 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,021 Hey, hot tits. 86 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,223 You're on with Dick Wax and The Fridge. 87 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,926 LISTEN, I'M AN ASTRONAUT STRANDED IN SPACE. 88 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,329 A-ACTUALLY, I'M MORE OF A MEDICAL DOCTOR THAN AN ASTRONAUT 89 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,731 WHO, SOME WOULD SAY, HAD NO BUSINESS UP HERE IN THE FIRST 90 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,966 PLACE. 91 00:03:53,031 --> 00:03:54,801 Uh-oh, sounds like someone's a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! 92 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,703 I'd let her suck on my Cocoa Puffs. 93 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,938 Oh, The Fridge, you son of a bitch! 94 00:03:59,005 --> 00:03:59,672 LISTEN! 95 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,140 MY NAME IS DR. RYAN STONE. 96 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:02,408 I NEED TO REACH NASA. 97 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,912 [ British accent ] Well, my name is Margaret Thatcher, and I 98 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:09,649 need some balls in my mouth. 99 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,651 SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MORONS! 100 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,986 Easy there, Dr. Bone. 101 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:15,254 [ Boing! ] We'll connect you with NASA if 102 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:18,725 you can name the famous singer who had a nip slip yesterday. 103 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:19,524 I DON'T KNOW. 104 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:21,027 I'VE BEEN IN SPACE THIS WHOLE WEEK. 105 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:21,827 Unh, unh, unh! 106 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,496 No nip slip, no NASA. 107 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,330 FINE. 108 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,599 WAS IT...BEYONCé? 109 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,468 It was Beyoncé! 110 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,269 You know your nip slips! 111 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,571 We'll connect you with NASA now. 112 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,573 [ Telephone rings ] NASA headquarters. Houston. 113 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,307 OH, THANK GOD. 114 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,142 THIS IS DR. RYA-- Boom! 115 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,110 You just got Fridged! 116 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,646 [ Toilet flushes ] OH FUCK IT. 117 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,682 [ ALARMS BLARING ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 118 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:43,716 YOU ARE DEAD, ASSHOLE! 119 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,717 OH, YEAH? 120 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,386 AAH, LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE! 121 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,854 WITH STATE FARM'S -- PEACE! 122 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,755 WH-WHAT? 123 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,790 [ GRUNTS ] YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY! 124 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,025 AAH! 125 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:55,828 WE'LL BE HOLDING AN ELECTION TO DETERMINE PAPA SMURF'S SECOND 126 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:59,699 IN COMMAND, AND SINCE I'M THE SMARTEST, I KNOW YOU'LL BE 127 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,167 CHOOSING ME. 128 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,802 [ PUNCH LANDS ] [ WHISTLE! ] 129 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,138 [ GRUNTS, GROANS ] [ Southern accent ] THIS IS 130 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,572 NOTHING SHORT OF BETRAYAL. 131 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,942 THESE BLUE BUFFOONS HAVE NO IDEA WITH WHOM THEY'RE TRIFLING. 132 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,412 HELL, THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE I'VE LANDED ON MY HEAD SO MANY 133 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,681 TIMES, I'VE LOST MY MORAL COMPASS AND NOW SPEAK WITH A 134 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,215 SOUTHERN ACCENT. 135 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,184 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] NOW TO SMURF THE PAWNS ON THE 136 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,356 SMURFING BOARD. 137 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,624 BRAINY SMURF? 138 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,894 [ Normal voice ] I SIMPLY HAD TO EXPRESS MY ADMIRATION TO YOU, 139 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,062 GARGAMEL. 140 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,531 EVEN THOUGH YOUR VILLAINOUS PLOTS THREATEN MY PEOPLE, I'VE 141 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,366 ALWAYS APPRECIATED THEIR CUNNING. 142 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,600 WOW. 143 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,037 I-I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I [SNIFFLES] NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. 144 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:41,340 I ONLY WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE THAT COULD HELP YOU SUCCEED BY 145 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,509 GIVING YOU THE LOCATION OF SMURF VILLAGE. 146 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:47,413 [ Southern accent ] AND NOW IN THREE, TWO, ONE. 147 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,147 WAIT! 148 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,549 YOU COULD TELL ME. 149 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:50,950 SMURFMATE. 150 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,454 [ Normal voice ] MY DEAR, IT APPEARS I'VE SEDUCED YOU. 151 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,655 AND NOW I WANT A FAVOR. 152 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:59,058 GEE, I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD HELP YOU, BRAINY. 153 00:05:59,125 --> 00:05:59,826 OHH! 154 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:00,827 OH, MY. 155 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,695 OH, SMURF IT. 156 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,098 SMURF IT RIGHT....THERE. 157 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:06,432 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] OH, IT'S SO GOOD. 158 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,768 [ Southern accent ] WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 159 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,269 THIS IS NOT NETFLIX. 160 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:14,006 [ Normal voice ] LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD A SECRET PAST LIFE, 161 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,075 HANDY SMURF. 162 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,510 I -- IT'S NOT MY FAULT! 163 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,846 MY NAME IS LITERALLY SLANG FOR "HAND JOB." 164 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,815 IT TOOK ME YEARS BEFORE I FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE HANDYMAN 165 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,950 ANGLE. 166 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,986 AS LONG AS YOU BUILD THE INVENTION WE DISCUSSED, NO ONE 167 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,321 WILL BE THE WISER. 168 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,255 OH, GOD. 169 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:33,126 [ SOBBING ] THE VOTES ARE IN, AND 170 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,828 PAPA SMURF'S NEW SECOND IN COMMAND IS...[GASPS] 171 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:36,829 HEFTY SMURF! 172 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, HE'S JUST SO HOT. 173 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,267 AT LAST! 174 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,637 I KILLED A GERIATRIC, FOUR-INCH GNOME! 175 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:48,574 "LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED," MY ASS, CLASS OF '53, HUH? 176 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,511 [ CANNON COCKS ] ARE YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING -- 177 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:55,548 [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] AAH! 178 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,251 UH, B-B-BRAINY DID IT! 179 00:06:58,317 --> 00:06:59,352 HE SAVED US. 180 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,354 I DEMAND WE REDO THE VOTE. 181 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:06,759 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO, AFTER A RUNOFF VOTE, 182 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,363 I AM HONORED TO ANNOUNCE THAT PAPA SMURF'S SECOND IN COMMAND 183 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:11,697 IS... 184 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,598 HEFTY?! 185 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,000 YOU JUST CAN'T ARGUE WITH HOW HOT HE IS. 186 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:15,535 [ Southern accent ] IMPOSSIBLE! 187 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,203 I PLAYED THE GAME PERFECTLY. 188 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,672 I -- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 189 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,674 HE PRETTY HOT. 190 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:25,678 AS A NEANDERTHAL, MY BRAIN IS WAY BIGGER THAN ALL YOU 191 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:26,712 HOMO ERECTUS. 192 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:27,713 OKAY, OOG. 193 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,850 DON'T HAVE TO KEEP BRAGGING HOW GREAT YOU ARE. 194 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,051 I THINK I DO. 195 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,887 YO, UG, DURG, PLAY THEM ROCKS. 196 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,557 [ XYLOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Rapping ] ♪ UNH 197 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,425 ♪ AH ♪ MY NAME IS OOG 198 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,828 ♪ SPELL IT OUT ♪ O-O-G, THAT'S ORIGINAL 199 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:45,698 ORIGINAL GANGSTA, SEE? ♪ ♪ I'M NEXT ON THE EVOLUTIONARY 200 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,533 TREE ♪ ♪ YOUR BRAIN'S THE SIZE 201 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,801 OF A CHIMPANZEE ♪ [ CHUCKLES ] 202 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,103 ♪ MY HUNTING SKILLS ARE SO FABULOUS ♪ 203 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,406 ♪ I MAKE HOMO ERECTUS LOOK LIKE HOMO HABILIS ♪ 204 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,440 All: OHH! 205 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,409 ♪ I SPIT THE HOT FIRE 'CAUSE I INVENTED FIRE ♪ 206 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,811 ♪ THEN I ATE THE FIRE, AND IT BURNED MY MOUTH ♪ 207 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:01,747 ♪ SO I SCREAMED REAL LOUD AND SPAT OUT THE FIRE ♪ 208 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,417 ♪ MY ADVICE ♪ YO, DON'T EAT THE FIRE 209 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:07,019 ♪ CHECK OUT MY CAVE ART, HORSES AND BISON ♪ 210 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,455 ♪ HERE'S ME AND YOUR MAMA ♪ THAT DETAIL IS FLY, SON 211 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,457 ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MODERN ART AT ALL ♪ 212 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,326 ♪ YOU WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR HAND AND PRESS IT 213 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:16,128 ON THE WA-WALL ♪ ♪ SO MANY GIRLS WANT TO RUB 214 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,964 MY STUB ♪ ♪ THEY COME UP TO ME 215 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:21,667 AND HIT THEMSELVES WITH A CLUB ♪ ♪ I GOT SO MANY CAVE BITCHES 216 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:25,371 ♪ I MAKE RUDIMENTARY TOOLS [ GUNFIRE ] 217 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,074 [ GRUNTS ] HOMO SAPIENS, MOTHERFUCKERS 218 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,675 TODAY WAS SO FUN, BALOO. 219 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,812 I LOVED THAT SONG YOU SANG ABOUT THE BARE NECESSITIES. 220 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:36,215 AND YOU GET THAT "BARE" NOT ONLY MEANS "BASIC," BUT ALSO 221 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,616 THAT I'M A BEAR, RIGHT? 222 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,251 YES, WE GET THE WORDPLAY. 223 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,553 GOOD NIGHT, BALOO. 224 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,855 GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BRITCHES. 225 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:48,294 [ SNORING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 226 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,295 WATCH OUT, BALOO. 227 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:49,829 WHOA! 228 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,430 MY TACOS! 229 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:52,465 HI, REBECCA. 230 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:53,532 HI, BALOO. 231 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,267 OOH! 232 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:58,471 [ VOCALIZING ] [ GASPS ] AAH! 233 00:08:58,537 --> 00:08:59,739 WHAT'S WRONG, BALOO? 234 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:03,009 OH, I'M HAVING THOSE DREAMS AGAIN ABOUT A LIFE WHERE I FLEW 235 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:06,545 A PLANE AND ATE TACOS AND SOMETIMES DRESSED IN DRAG, 236 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,315 NOMINALLY TO SOLVE CRIMES BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I JUST ENJOYED 237 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,016 IT. 238 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,150 [ GROWLS ] THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 239 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,719 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BEAR IN THE JUNGLE. 240 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:17,990 [ Hissing ] WHO WANTS TO BE MY DINNER TO-- AAH! 241 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,992 [ GRUNTING ] AAH. 242 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,563 HOW DID YOU DO THAT, BALOO? 243 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,798 I DON'T KNOW. 244 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,632 Both: AAH! 245 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,701 HE'S CATCHING ON. 246 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:32,505 AGENT 754 IS IN DANGER OF REMEMBERING HIS FORMER LIFE AS A 247 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:34,006 BUSH PILOT AND C.I.A. ASSET. 248 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,910 LOOKS LIKE OUR PLAN HAS FALLEN INTO A REAL "TaleSpin." 249 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,613 TAILSPIN, REFERRING TO BOTH A PLANE FLYING OUT OF CONTROL AND 250 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,881 A CRAZY STORY. 251 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:45,985 YEAH, WE GET THE WORDPLAY. 252 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:50,222 [ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GASPS ] 253 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,357 LOUIE. 254 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,092 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] YOU'RE THE MISSING PIECE, LOUIE. 255 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:56,095 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT MY FORMER LIFE, YOU DIRTY 256 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:56,929 FUCKING APE! 257 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,798 YOU MEAN PROJECT BLACKWATER? 258 00:09:58,864 --> 00:09:59,999 HUH? 259 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,501 THEY PUT BLACK DYE IN THE WATER AND FED IT TO THE BEARS IN 260 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,504 THE HOPES THAT IT WOULD ALLOW THEM TO PILOT PLANES. 261 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,874 474 BEARS CRASH-LANDED. 262 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,344 IT WAS TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE. 263 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:15,047 YOU WERE THE ONLY BEAR THAT KNEW HOW TO READ AN ALTOMETER. 264 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:15,848 ALTIMETER. 265 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:16,949 SEE?! 266 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,251 AND NOW THAT YOUR MEMORY'S RETURNED, YOU'RE A DANGER TO 267 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:20,019 THEM. 268 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,122 THE THINGS YOU KNOW -- [ GUNSHOT ] 269 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,292 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GUNSHOT ] 270 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,728 SHOW YOURSELF! 271 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,395 REBECCA? 272 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,463 THAT'S RIGHT. 273 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,664 IT'S ME, BALOO. 274 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,767 I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, AS LONG AS A BULLET DOESN'T -- AAH! 275 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,135 NO! 276 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,270 IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 277 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,505 DRINK, SIR? 278 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,373 NO, THANKS. 279 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,307 ARE YOU SURE? 280 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,009 IT'S...BLACKWATER. 281 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:47,546 THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL DRAG, BY WHICH I MEAN IT'LL BE TEDIOUS 282 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:50,216 AND UNPLEASANT, BUT, ALSO, I AM A MALE WEARING FEMALE GARMENTS. 283 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,450 YEAH, WE GET THE WORDPLAY. 284 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,685 [ GUNSHOT ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] 285 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:53,853 [ GUNSHOT ] 286 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,088 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 287 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,224 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 288 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,359 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 289 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,528 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 290 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,663 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 291 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,866 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 292 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,834 BA-GAWK! BAWK.