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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> EVEN ON CLOUDY DAYS,

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PASTRYVILLE ALWAYS HAD A RAY OF
SUNSHINE, AND HER NAME WAS

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GRANNY GRAMCRACKERS.

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REMEMBER WHEN SHE KNIT YOUR
FAVORITE SCARF,

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BLACK CHERRY PIE?

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>> I WEAR IT EVERY DAY,
RASPBERRY PARFAIT.

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>> AND, FUDGE TURNOVER, REMEMBER
WHEN SHE FIXED YOUR LEAKY ROOF?

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>> SHE GOT HEATSTROKE AND FELL
INTO THE HEDGES.

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>> While you watched
"Tango & Cash" on Netflix!

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>> YES.

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WHILE I WATCHED "TANGO & CASH"
ON NETFLIX.

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>> AND, BUTTERMILK BISCUITS, I
REMEMBER WHEN GRANNY DROVE YOU

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ALL THE WAY TO THE BIG CITY
TO GET --

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>> NO. NOPE. MNH-MNH.

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>> ...YOUR TONSILS OUT?

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>> YEAH -- YOUR UNBORN TONSILS.

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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
NOW...THEN...IF THERE ARE NO

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MORE SPEAKERS...

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GREAT!

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THEN, IN CONCLUSION --
[ SPEED-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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W-WE WERE JUST WRAPPING UP HERE,
BITCH PUDDING.

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[ FEEDBACK ]
>> I REMEMBER GRANNY.

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[ Voice breaking ] I REMEMBER
HER SMILE.

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I REMEMBER HOW MUCH SHE LOVED
BAKING SUGAR COOKIES.

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>> All: AHH!

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>> BUT MOST OF ALL, I REMEMBER
HER RANK-ASS OLD-LADY FARTS.

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[ ALL GASP ]
>> OH, GOD.

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>> THIS BITCH HAD NO SENSE OF
SMELL, NO SENSE OF HEARING, SO

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ALL DAY LONG, SHE WAS LIKE
"PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!"

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"PBHT!" "PBHHHHHHT--"
>> OKAY. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

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THAT'S ENOUGH --
>> AND WHEN YOU'RE A HUNDRED

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YEARS OLD, I GUESS PANTIES ARE
JUST AN AFTERTHOUGHT.

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I MEAN, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU
NEVER SAW GRANNY AIRING OUT THE

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ARK OF THE COVENANT.

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[ MOURNERS GASP ]
I  HOP GRANNY IS IN HEAVEN,

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BUT SHE HAD A GAMBLING
ADDICTION, SO SATAN MIGHT BE

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DOING HER UP THE BUTT.

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[ MOURNERS GASP ]
KNOCK TWICE IF SATAN'S DOING

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YOU UP THE BUTT, GRANNY.

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[ Old-lady voice ] I LOVE IT UP
THE BUTT FROM SATAN, EVERYBODY!

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[ Normal voice ] YOU RULE,
GRANNY!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ THUMPING ]

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[ MOURNERS GASP ]
HA HA!

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NOW HIT MY FUCKING THEME
SONG!

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MOURNERS GASP, MURMUR ]

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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
NOW, THEN --

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>> ♪ DUNH-DUH-DUH-DUNNNNNNH
BITCH PUDDIN'.

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BLAM!

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[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CACKLING ]

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YEAH, SUCK IT.

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>> YOU HAVE SAVED MY VILLAGE!

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AAH!

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>> YOU MEAN MY VILLAGE.

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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
AW!

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UNH!

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[ Groggily ] AUGH. WHERE...?

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>> [ Folksy voice ] OH, SOUNDS
LIKE MY CARGO JUST WOKE UP!

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>> HEY!

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YOU'RE THAT DAMN BIRD THAT
DELIVERS OUR MAIL.

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>> YOU BET YOUR FEATHERS.

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BUT TONIGHT, I'M GETTIN' PAID TO
MAKE A SPECIAL DELIVERY.

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NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR SNOW
WILL KEEP YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT

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VOLCANO.

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[ LAUGHS ]
ADIOS, BITCH...PUDDING.

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GLURK! OOH! AAH!

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>> YOU FLYING TURD!

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WHO HIRED YOU?

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>> [ Choking ] YOU KILL ME, WE
BOTH DIE.

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>> GOOD POINT, JIZZ CLOTH.

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BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND...

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>> OW!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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>> OHHHHHHHH!

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FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK

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OW! OW!

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FUCKING FUCK FUCK!
OW! OH! OW! OH!

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

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FUCK
OH FUCK FUCK

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MOTHERFUCKIN'
MOTHERFUCKER!

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OW! OW!

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FUCK ME!

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OH, GOD!

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FUCKER FUCKING
SHIT OW!

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FUCK
OHHH!

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FUUUUUUUUUCK
[ MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> WHO IS SHE?

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>> GRANDPAPPY WILL KNOW.

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>> PLEASE, STOP TALKING.

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YOUR VOICE IS IRRITATING AS
SHIT!

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>> HOW RUDE!

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>> WELL, SHE'S NOT WRONG.

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>> WHO IS THAT?

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>> WELCOME TO SCHLORPTOWN,
STRANGER!

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WE ARE THE SCHLORPS.

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AND MY NAME IS
GRANDPAPPY SCHLORP.

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>> ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF THIS
SHITHOLE?

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>> YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE WITH A
BEARD AROUND HERE?

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>> WE SHOULD SCHLORP THE "GET TO
KNOW YOU" SONG!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.

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[ PEPPY MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> All: ♪ IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME,

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THEN I'LL GET TO KNOW YOU ♪
♪ ONCE YOU'RE IN MY GROUP,

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YOU'RE A FRIEND
THROUGH-AND-THROUGH ♪

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>> ♪ I'M FISHING POLE SCHLORP,
AND I CATCH ALL THE FISH ♪

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>> ♪ I'M BASKETBALL SCHLORP
♪ WATCH THIS!

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>> All: SWISH!

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>> ♪ I'M I.B.S. SCHLORP
♪ YOU'LL FIND ME IN THE STALLS

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>> ♪ I'M WINTERTIME SCHLORP
♪ I'M SWEATING OFF MY BALLS

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>> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO COME
FROM CHINA ♪

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>> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WITH A
VAGINA ♪

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>> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO PLAYS
KAZOO ♪

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>> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO
KNOWS KUNG FU ♪

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SO SORRY!

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>> All: ♪ SO, HOW ABOUT IT,
STRANGER ♪

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♪ TELL US ALL ABOUT YOU
>> ♪ SHUT THE FUCK U-U-UP!

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[ DISCORDANT NOTE PLAYS ]
[ STOMACH GROWLS ]

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>> OH, GOD!

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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

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[ FARTS, SQUIRTS ]
AW. I DIDN'T MAKE IT.

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>> OW, YOU OLD BASTARD!

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>> THERE YOU GO. GOOD AS NEW.

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AH, SCHLORPETTE.

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IS THAT THE SCHLORP NUT SOUP FOR
OUR GUEST?

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>> YES, BUT THIS IS THE LAST OF
OUR SCHLORP NUTS.

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THEY'RE ALL GONE.

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>> AWW.

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THE LAST OF THE SCHLORP NUTS.

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AND WITH WINTER ON ITS WAY...

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>> [ SLURPS ]
THIS TASTES LIKE MOOSE DICK!

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[ BOWL SHATTERS ]
I GOT TO GO HOME!

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SOME ASSHOLE TRIED TO KILL ME,
SO THAT ASSHOLE'S GONNA GET MY

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BOOT UP HIS ASSHOLE.

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>> WITH THE SCHLORP NUTS GONE,
OUR VILLAGE FACES STARVATION.

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YOU SEE, THE NUTS WERE STOLEN BY
THE EVIL SQUIRREL WIZARD ON

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ONE TREE HILL.

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>> [ SCOFFS ]
>> IT WAS CALLED THAT BEFORE THE

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SHOW.

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>> THIS SQUIRREL SOUNDS LIKE A
PUSSY.

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>> THEN PERHAPS WE CAN MAKE A
DEAL.

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>> BRING OUR NUTS HOME AND WE
HELP GET YOUR BUTT HOME.

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>> [ MOANS LOUDLY ]
>> WHO DARES DISTURB THE SA--

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>> BLAM!

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HAUNGH, HAUNGH, HUNGH!

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LICK MY TACO, SQUIRREL WIZARD.

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GIVE THOSE DICKS THEIR NUTS
BACK!

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>> BITCH PUDDING!

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THAT'S NOT THE SQUIRREL WIZARD!

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>> HUH? WHO THE HELL IS IT?

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>> TREVOR? TREVOR?!

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OH, MY GOD! TREVOR!

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>> HIS LIFE PARTNER.

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>> YUH-OH.

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>> RRRRRRRRRRAH!

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>> AAAAAAH!

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>> SQUIRREL ALERT!

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SQUIRREL ALERT!

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>> RRRRRRRRRGH!

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>> OHH!

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>> SUCK ON THIS!

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SUCK ON THIS!

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SUCK ON THIS!

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>> OW! OOH! OW!

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>> CAN'T STAY. GOTTA GO. BLAM.

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>> STAY AND FIGHT, COWARD!

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>> AI! AI! AI! AI! AI!

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>> WHEW. SAFE.

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>> [ GURGLES ]
>> OH, SHIT!

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THEY'RE GETTING MASSACRED.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE PURPLE
PECKERS?

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THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED
ME.

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OR...

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OR HELP ME?

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>> AND AT THAT MOMENT,
BITCH PUDDING'S HEART GREW

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THREE SIZES BIGGER.

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UH, METAPHORICALLY.

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YOU KNOW, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

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>> DIE, YOU MISERABLE SCHLORPS!

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AND WHEN YOU MEET GOD, SLAP THAT
MOTHERFUCKER IN THE FACE,

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BECAUSE EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT
HIS CRUEL JOKE ON ALL OF US!

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>> SORRY, SPUNK SPONGE!

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THE SCHLORPS ARE UNDER MY
PROTECTION!

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>> [ COUGHS ]
>> UH...STARTING NOW!

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[ ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> OOH!

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>> BLICK!

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>> OH!

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[ NECK CRACKS ]
>> AAH, TREVOR!

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PUNCH! PUNCH!

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>> BA-BA-BA-BLAM!

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>> UNH!

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[ Sobbing ] TREVOR!

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MY FUZZY LITTLE ANGEL!

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JUST DO IT! END ME!

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USE ANY DEATH SPELL YOU CHOOSE!

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JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS AND END
MY PAIN!

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>> ABRACADABRA.

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>> AGH!

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>> EAT SHIT.

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>> MY SCHLORPS...

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GONE. ALL GONE.

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>> AS YOUR CHAMPION, A EULOGY IS
PROBABLY IN ORDER.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHAT CAN BE SAID --

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OW!

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[ AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRS ]
>> HUH? WHERE? WHAT?

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>> ON BEHALF OF "FUCK YOU
AIRLINES," GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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>> AAAAAAAAAGH!

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>> OOOOOH!

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UNH! UNH! UNH!

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I-I...

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I'M...HOME.

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WHAT THE FUCK?!
>> TOSS BITCH PUDDING IN THE

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VOLCANO AND WIN A PRIZE!

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>> VOLCANO-FRIED BITCH PUDDING
ON A STICK.

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>> I HATE YOU, BITCH PUDDIN'!

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[ BELL DINGS ]
>> THEY WERE ALL IN ON IT!

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THE WHOLE TOWN TRIED TO KILL
ME?!

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>> ♪ SHE MADE OUR LIVES A LIVING
HELL ♪

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♪ SO NASTY AND SO MEAN
♪ AND WHEN BITCH PUDDING HIT THE

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LAVA ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER

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SCREAM ♪
>> THE FIRST ANNUAL

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"BITCH PUDDING IS DEAD" FESTIVAL
HAS BEEN A ROUSING SUCCESS!

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FOR GENERATIONS TO COME,
WE WILL --

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[ SNIFFS ]
HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?

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[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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>> OH, SHIT!

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>> THE DOOR WON'T OPEN!

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[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
>> AAAAAAAH!

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ALL TOGETHER, NOW.

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>> All: ONE! TWO! THREE!

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OH! OH!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> BLAM.

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> [ MOANING ]

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>> REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D
SHOOT YOU LAST?

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>> I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MEMORY
OF THAT.

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>> MUST HAVE BEEN A FANTASY I
HAD WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING.

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>> FUCK YOU, BITCH PUDDING.

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> SO THAT'S MY STORY.

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I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE A
VOICEOVER THROUGH THE WHOLE

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THING, BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
IT.

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NOW, THE ONLY QUESTION IS...

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WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD?

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>> BITCH PUDDING.

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YOU HAVE BECOME A PART OF A
LARGER UNIVERSE.

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[ ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ DUNH-DUH-DUH-DUNNNNNNH

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BLAM!

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>> WHAT A BITCH.