1 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:08,708 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,877 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,786 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:32,298 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:37,971 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,440 JAMES, SIRIUS, PETER -- THE MOON IS OUT! 7 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:42,375 I'M...TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF! 8 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,210 AAH! AAAAH! 9 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,478 DON'T WORRY, FRIEND! 10 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,381 WE'LL TRANSFORM INTO ANIMALS WITH YOU! 11 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,783 [ HOWLS ] FOLLOW HIM! 12 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:51,484 WE HAVE TO GET SOMEWHERE ISOLATED! 13 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,952 HOLD ON. WHERE'S JAMES? 14 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,087 OKAY. THAT'S IT. 15 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,155 EASY, GIRL... 16 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:55,955 JAMES! 17 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,290 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 18 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,992 I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS DEER. 19 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,160 YOU KNOW, WHEN IN ROME... 20 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,095 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHEN IN ROME"? 21 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,031 LIKE, I WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO SHROOMS, BUT IF I WENT TO 22 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,100 BURNING MAN, OF COURSE I'D DO SHROOMS. 23 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,401 THIS ISN'T SHROOMS! 24 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:09,736 IT'S BESTIALITY! 25 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,705 NO! BESTIALITY WOULD BE IF I WERE A HUMAN FUCKING A DEER. 26 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,674 BUT I'M A DEER FUCKING A DEER. 27 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,443 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... 28 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:17,510 STOP IT! STOP IT! 29 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,311 THAT'S GROSS! 30 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,245 OH, COME ON. 31 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,747 YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED A DOG? 32 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,182 [ SCOFFS ] NO! 33 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,316 LIAR! 34 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,652 OKAY, I LED HIM FAR INTO THE WOODS WHERE HE CAN'T HURT 35 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:26,419 ANYONE. 36 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:27,987 PETER, YOU FUCK RATS, DON'T YOU? 37 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:29,222 EW! NO! 38 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:30,690 I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE A RAT. 39 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,791 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 40 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:34,093 GENTLEMEN, ARE WE GOING TO BONE OR WHAT? 41 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,362 All: PROFESSOR McGONAGALL?! 42 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,131 THE FEMALE ANATOMY LOOKS LIKE THIS. 43 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,966 [ CHILDREN GIGGLING ] COME ON, GUYS. 44 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,568 LET'S TRY TO BE MATURE HERE. 45 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,470 IT'S PINK. 46 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,905 BUT, BRUCE, THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON! 47 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,975 SORRY, DOLL, I NEED TO CHECK ON MY PIANO. 48 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,845 I JUST HAD IT TUNED. 49 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:57,951 [ CHORDS PLAY ] HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN 50 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,919 BRUCE WAYNE'S PIANO?! 51 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:02,889 ALL RIGHT, JOKER, YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE. 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,559 [ "CHOPSTICKS" PLAYS ] UH-OH. 53 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,627 AND THAT'S JUST A WARM-UP. 54 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:12,432 [ PIANO PLAYING ] CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! 55 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,800 WHO IS TOUCHING MY THINGS?! 56 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,702 UNH! 57 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:20,373 [ ALL CHEERING ] STOP PLAYING THE PIANO! 58 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:20,940 AAH! 59 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:21,774 I HATE BATS! 60 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,276 AND YET THEY MOTIVATE ME! 61 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,577 I'M SO COMPLICATED! 62 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,478 AAH! 63 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:29,182 [ GROANS ] MR. WAYNE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?! 64 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:33,653 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] AND NOW A LITTLE SOMETHING 65 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,321 FROM MY OWN ALBUM! 66 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,624 [ GUESTS SCREAMING ] PLEASE, I'VE BEEN WALKING 67 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,928 SINCE JULY! 68 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,596 I -- I CAN'T GET DOWN! 69 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,497 PLEASE! 70 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,100 WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME? 71 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:50,069 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] BACK, BEAST! 72 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,238 NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM AVENGING MY FAMILY! 73 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,007 [ Echoing ] FAMILY...FAMILY... 74 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,075 FAMILY... 75 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:06,185 [ GROWLS ] [ ROARS ] 76 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:06,786 WHOA, HEY! 77 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,924 WHAT THE HELL -- AAH! 78 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,959 [ GUARDS SHOUTING ] 79 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,028 WE DOING THIS? 80 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:27,740 ALL RIGHT, YOU FUCKERS COME AND GET IT! 81 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,577 SINCE 1964, THE "UP" DOCUMENTARY SERIES HAS BEEN 82 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:33,746 FOLLOWING THE LIVES OF 14 PEOPLE EVERY 7 YEARS. 83 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,449 IN "7 UP," MARLA WAS A PRECOCIOUS LITTLE GIRL WHO 84 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,650 LOVED DRAWING. 85 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:40,887 IN "35 UP," SHE WAS A DIVORCED MOTHER WORKING AS A WAITRESS. 86 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,756 IN "84 UP," SHE DIED. ALONE. 87 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:47,026 IN "112 UP," A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS STOLE HER BRAIN AND 88 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,963 FROZE IT IN A SECRET GOVERNMENT LAB. 89 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:53,333 AND NOW, IN "210 UP," HER BRAIN HAS BEEN PLACED IN A 90 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,636 MILITARY-GRADE KILLDOZER TO FIGHT INVADERS FROM THE 91 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:57,804 ANDROMEDA GALAXY. 92 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:01,074 FIGHTING ALIENS IS FUN AND ALL, BUT I'LL ALWAYS REGRET 93 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,276 NEVER BECOMING AN ARTIST. 94 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:06,779 SOMEONE HUNGRY FOR A BITE OF KILLDOZER?! 95 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:10,683 AAAAAAAAAH! 96 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,386 TAKE A BITE OF THIS JUICY APPLE! 97 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,721 IS IT ORGANIC? 98 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,322 I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN. 99 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,224 WAS IT MADE WITH GROWTH HORMONES? 100 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,858 I DON'T THINK SO. 101 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:20,959 LOOK, JUST EAT THE APPLE. 102 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,095 OH, I'M SORRY. 103 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,097 I REALLY CAN'T EAT THIS APPLE UNLESS I KNOW IT'S FREE OF 104 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,565 HORMONES OR PESTICIDES. 105 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,666 OH, THAT'S FAIR. 106 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,802 YES, I HAVE THE APPLE'S PAPERWORK RIGHT HERE IN MY... 107 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,504 OHH! OHH! 108 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,272 OW! OW! OW! 109 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,742 WE'VE CRASHED INTO DUNE'S SOUTHERN DESERT. 110 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,110 WE MUST GET TO THE ROCKS. 111 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,746 ONLY THERE WILL WE BE SAFE FROM THE GIANT SANDWORMS. 112 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,482 THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE SOUND OF OUR FOOTFALLS, RIGHT? 113 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:45,385 YES, BUT AS LONG AS YOU WALK WITHOUT RHYTHM, YOU WON'T 114 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,588 ATTRACT THE WORM. 115 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:52,625 UH, JAMAL, WHY DON'T YOU HANG BACK AND GIVE US A HEAD START? 116 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:53,359 WHAT? 117 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,094 I CAN WALK WITHOUT RHYTHM. 118 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:55,962 WATCH THIS! 119 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,797 LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING IT! 120 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,832 YES, ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER, SEE? 121 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,234 JUST MAKIN' MY WAY -- UH-OH. 122 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,101 OH, NO. WAIT. 123 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,904 H-HOLD ON. 124 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,573 [ RUMBLING ] AAH! 125 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,042 JAMAL! 126 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,076 HE DIED. 127 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,912 BUT, DAMN, HE LOOKED COOL DOING IT. 128 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,748 WELCOME TO "LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE"! 129 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,352 I'M YOUR HOST, KIRK FOGG, AND THIS IS OLMEC, GUARDIAN OF THE 130 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,387 TEMPLE AND ITS LEGENDS. 131 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:22,588 HEY, THERE, KIRK. 132 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,191 OLMEC AND I HAVE BEEN BUDDIES FOR A LONG TIME, ISN'T THAT 133 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,059 RIGHT, OLMEC? 134 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,393 [ Echoing ] LONG TIME.... 135 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,494 LONG TIME... 136 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,295 LONG TIME... 137 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,297 DOBA UNA NABAYUMA CHUK LAKA OLMEC. 138 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,233 HE SAYS THAT HE IS SHOWING YOU THE STATUE OF OLMEC, 139 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,836 THE ALL-POWERFUL GOD OF THE NABAYUMA PEOPLE. 140 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,305 HE WILL BE PERFECT FOR OUR CHILDREN'S GAME SHOW. 141 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,907 WAIT. WHAT? 142 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:41,941 AAH! 143 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:46,412 [ NATIVES SHOUTING ] ALL RIGHT! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 144 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:47,680 SLIME THEM! 145 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,749 SLIME THEM ALL! 146 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:57,090 [ NATIVES SCREAMING ] OLMEC? OLMEC! 147 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:59,358 I SAID, WHAT'S TODAY'S LEGEND? 148 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,293 UH, OH! 149 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,561 UH, SORRY, KIRK. 150 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,162 TODAY'S LEGEND IS... 151 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,631 "THE NECKLACE OF MARIE CURIE." 152 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,133 THANK YOU, OLMEC! 153 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,269 [ SOBBING ] [ BARKING ] 154 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:11,537 WHAT'S THE MATTER, LASSIE? 155 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,206 [ BARKING ] NOPE. 156 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:14,607 I AIN'T COMING, GIRL. 157 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,210 I TOLD HIM A THOUSAND TIMES TO STOP PLAYING AROUND THAT WELL. 158 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,411 IT'S DANGEROUS. 159 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,680 HE'LL HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT FOR HIMSELF, FUCKING PUNK 160 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,148 KID. 161 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,217 [ WHINES ] LASSIE! HELP! 162 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,494 ♪ WE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS OCTOBER 27, 2013. 163 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,795 SALT LAKE CITY. 164 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,330 ALVIN FALLS ONSTAGE. 165 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:40,266 WORD QUICKLY SPREADS THAT HE HAS, IN FACT, DIED. 166 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:42,335 OCTOBER 29, 2013. 167 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,736 SAN DIEGO. 168 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:44,837 ALVIN IS BACK. 169 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,240 THE RUMORS, IT SEEMS, WERE FALSE. 170 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:50,376 BUT IN NOVEMBER, A PHOTOGRAPH FROM CHIPMUNKS MANAGER 171 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,845 DAVID SEVILLE'S BACKYARD GOES VIRAL. 172 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,046 PRESSURE MOUNTS. 173 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:56,716 BY EARLY DECEMBER, SEVILLE CAN NO LONGER DODGE THE SCRUTINY. 174 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,952 I'M SURPRISED NOBODY CALLED ME OUT ON THIS EARLIER. 175 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:03,356 THE CHIPMUNKS HAVE BEEN TOURING SINCE 1958. 176 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,125 THE AVERAGE LIFE-SPAN OF A CHIPMUNK IS THREE YEARS. 177 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,193 YOU CAN DO THE MATH. 178 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,095 IS IT TRUE YOU DESTROYED THE DEATH CERTIFICATES? 179 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,730 THERE ARE NO DEATH CERTIFICATES. 180 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:11,864 THEY ARE RODENTS. 181 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,267 WILL YOU SURRENDER THE CORPSES TO AUTHORITIES FOR FULL 182 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,101 AUTOPSIES? 183 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,170 AGAIN, THEY ARE RODENTS. 184 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,572 LEGALLY SPEAKING, I COULD THROW THEM DOWN A WELL. 185 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,542 IN FACT, I ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER ONE OF THE SIMONS, AND I SIMPLY 186 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,244 REPLACED HIM WITH A NEW CHIPMUNK FROM THE CRATE OF SPARE 187 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,246 CHIPMUNKS I KEEP IN THE BACK OF MY JEEP. 188 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,550 [ REPORTERS GROAN ] MY JEEP SMELLS AWFUL. 189 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:37,690 [ "CHOPSTICKS" PLAYS ] WELCOME TO THE PRINCESS 190 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,927 SUMMIT, WHERE WE ADDRESS THE COMPLEX POLITICAL ISSUES FACING 191 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:41,761 OUR KINGDOMS. 192 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:42,662 HAIRSTYLES! 193 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:43,663 TALKING PETS! 194 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,965 HAIRSTYLES FOR OUR TALKING PETS! 195 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:46,799 CRABS! 196 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:47,867 I'VE GOT CRABS. 197 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:50,203 WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST, UM... 198 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,738 AND WHERE'S OUR NEWEST PRINCESS? 199 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,340 ACH! SORRY I'M LATE! 200 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,342 I KILLED A BOAR ON THE WAY HERE. 201 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,312 OH, YOU'RE SO FEMINIST AND EMPOWERED... 202 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:00,146 GREAT. 203 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,614 'EY, WEE BEASTIE! 204 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,182 HAVE WE GOT TO GRIEVANCES YET? 205 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,185 A BUNCH OF WEE DWARVES ARE ILLEGALLY MINING ME TERRITORY! 206 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:10,156 OH, MERIDA, YOU HAVE FAR BIGGER PROBLEMS. 207 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,490 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM. 208 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,326 NOT A DAMN SONG. 209 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,862 ♪ HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS TO DROP ♪ 210 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,831 ♪ YOUR ACCENT, BOW, THAT TANGLED MOP ♪ 211 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,534 ♪ FIFTEEN POUNDS FROM OFF YOUR HIPS ♪ 212 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,370 ♪ THOSE GINGER AFROS 'NEATH YOUR PITS ♪ 213 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,939 ♪ AND NO PRINCE WILL WANT TO MINGLE ♪ 214 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,909 ♪ WITH A GIRL WITH NO HIT SINGLE ♪ 215 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,010 AND YOUR PET'S HAIR IS A DISASTER. 216 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,246 THAT'S ME MOTHER! 217 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,713 SHE'S A BEAR! 218 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,049 THE TRAILER WAS VERY MISLEADING! 219 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,418 I CAME HERE LOOKIN' FOR JUSTICE! 220 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,587 INSTEAD, I FOUND TREACHERY. 221 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,423 PREPARE YOURSELF...FOR WAR. 222 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,825 SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! 223 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,994 SEE YOU ON THE KILLING FIELDS, ROUND EYES! 224 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:48,861 AMEN, SISTER! 225 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,730 STUCK UP BITCHES. 226 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:54,634 [ BELL TOLLS ] OOH, THAT MERIDA! 227 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,068 I'LL SHOW HER! 228 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,070 SEND IN MY WAR COUNCIL! 229 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:02,008 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] WHAT SHALL I DO, LITTLE ONE? 230 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:05,011 OH, MY. 231 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,113 OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT, I GET IT. 232 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,514 WE NEED WEAPONS! 233 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,049 I'VE GOT A GUY. 234 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,550 OH! GOOD IDEA! 235 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,853 WE'LL FIGHT THEM WITH MAGIC. 236 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,521 BIBBITY BOPPITY BOO. 237 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:16,756 THAT'S 20 GRAND. 238 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:17,690 OH, WOW. 239 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,058 DO YOU NEED THINGAMABOBS? 240 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,259 I'VE GOT THINGAMABOBS! 241 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,129 NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE DILDO COLLECTION YOU DREDGED UP FROM 242 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,298 THE ATLANTIC, YOU FISHY BITCH. 243 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,600 [ CRYING ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] 244 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,635 ANYONE ELSE HAVE COLD TITS? 245 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:31,170 ALL RIGHT, LADIES! 246 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,805 SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT! 247 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,241 HYAH! HYAH! 248 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,779 I FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT CONDITIONER -- BLOOD! 249 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,948 OH, CURSE THESE STUBBY ARMS! 250 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,015 YOU'RE AN ALLIGATOR. 251 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,984 BE AN ALLIGATOR! 252 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:48,754 WAIT! DON'T -- OH, I'M SO SORRY. 253 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,524 NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A -- IT WAS A GOOD KILL. 254 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:55,962 NOT ALL OF US WILL LIVE TO WISH UPON A STAR TONIGHT, BUT WE 255 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,664 GIVE OUR LIVES FOR A GREATER GOOD. 256 00:09:58,731 --> 00:09:59,632 OH, DEAR. 257 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,367 I THINK I'M GETTING SLEEPY. 258 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,502 I MIGHT HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT, GUYS... 259 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,171 DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT NOW! 260 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,672 JUST TEASING -- UNH! 261 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,642 BRING ME THE SCALP AND/OR WEAVE OF SNOW WHITE! 262 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,544 CHARGE! 263 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,479 I WILL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF DEATH! 264 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,480 LOOK EVERYONE! 265 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,848 I BROUGHT MY THINGAMABOB! 266 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,550 MY WEAPONS-GRADE THINGAMABOB! 267 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:20,119 OH, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WORDS ARE. 268 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,253 THAT'S YOUR THING. 269 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,723 [ BEEPING ] RUN AWAY! 270 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:24,824 RUN AWAY! 271 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:35,601 ♪ BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES -- ♪ 272 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,203 ME MOTHER'S... 273 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:40,006 A BEAR... 274 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:44,477 [ GUN COCKS ] [ TING! ] 275 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,679 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 276 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,814 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 277 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,950 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 278 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,119 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 279 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,254 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 280 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,456 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 281 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,525 BA-GAWK! BAWK.