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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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IT'S ALIVE!

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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CAPTAIN von TRAPP, THE HILLS
ARE ALIVE!

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WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

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YES, MARIA, I KNOW.

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NO, YOU FOOL!

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THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!

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[ BOTH GROWLING ]

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AUTOBOTS, WE MUST DEFEAT
MEGATRON.

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[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
WE ARE THE ZYBOTS!

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WE CAN ALSO TRANSFORM.

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LET US HELP YOU FIGHT.

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UH...

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BRAVE ZYBOTS, I AM 100% SURE YOU
WOULD DIE.

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OKAY!

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WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

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THAT WAS JUST SAD.

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WHEW! SORRY I'M LATE.

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UH, WHO ARE YOU?

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I'M -- I'M AN -- I'M AN
AUTOBOT LIKE YOU.

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MY NAME IS AUTOBOT...JOHNSON.

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YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE
ZYBOTS WE JUST SPOKE TO HASTILY

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COBBLED TOGETHER TO FORM A
BIGGER, WEIRDER ZYBOT.

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UH, OKAY.

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WHO HIRED THIS GUY?

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OH, SHIT!

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GIVE ME A SECOND HERE.

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UGH! JUST ONE SECOND!

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AAH! UGH!

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THERE.

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IF YOU'RE AN AUTOBOT, THEN
TRANSFORM WITH LOUD, SHOWY

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NOISES.

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YOU BET!

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KEE-KAH! KHWAH!

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[ ALL GROANING ]
TRUE TALK -- WE LIED.

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BUT WE DON'T NEED YOUR
PERMISSION.

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WE'LL FIGHT MEGATRON ALL BY
OURSELVES.

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MEGATRON, MEET THE ZYBOTS!

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NOT THE ZYBOTS!

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AAH!

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AAAAAAAAAH!

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WE DID IT.

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WE DID IT!

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WE DID I-I-I-I-T!

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MEGATRON, WHAT THE FUCK
BRO?!

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OH, THOSE GUYS WERE CUTE.

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THEY REALLY LOOKED LIKE THEY
NEEDED A "W."

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WHERE IS HE, MARJORY?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

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YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME
WITH ONE OF THESE?!

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UNH! ONCE YOU GO QR CODE, YOU
NEVER TAKE ANOTHER BARCODE LOAD.

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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
YOU DO REALIZE CHANGING FACES

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HAS ZERO RELEVANCE TO COMBAT,
RIGHT?

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WELL, MY FIST IS VERY
RELEVANT.

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[ WATCH BEEPS ]
AH, I GOT TO JET, GUYS.

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MY PLAY IS OPENING TONIGHT!

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RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS.

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RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S LEAVING
US FOR HIS ACTING BULLSHIT.

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LET'S CRASH HIS PLAY AND
YELL, "YOU SUCK!" AT

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INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS.

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HEY, WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?

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AAH! FUCK YOU GUYS!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WHAT A DOUCHEBLAST.

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THOUGH CURSED WITH A
MONSTER'S FACE, YOU,

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CATHERINE -- YOU'VE SEEN THE MAN
INSIDE.

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HOW IRONIC THAT THEY SAY LOVE IS
BLIND, BECAUSE IT TOOK LOVE TO

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OPEN MY EYES.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE'S BRILLIANT!

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WE HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO
TALENTED, MAN.

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HI, THERE. HERB SCHWARTZ.

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YOU, SIR, ARE GONNA BE A STAR.

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"MY HUSBAND IS ALSO A ROBOT"
IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO

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AUDIENCE.

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STEVE, IT'S YOUR NIGHT TO DO
THE DISHES.

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[ Robotic voice ] "DISHES"
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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MY DIRECTIVE IS TO WATCH
FOOTBALL.

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[ WAH-WAH! ]

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THAT STUNT YOU PULLED ON THE

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SUBWAY COST THE CITY $18 MILLION
IN DAMAGES!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED?!

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Both: NOT IT!

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AND THE BEST ACTOR OSCAR GOES
TO MAN-E-FACES FOR "REACHING

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INTO DARKNESS: THE STORY OF
HELEN KELLER'S FATHER,

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ARTHUR KELLER."

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[ Sobbing ] OH, WHY?!

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WHY IS MY DAUGHTER'S HAND WET?!

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WHO PUT WATER ON MY DAUGHTER'S
HAND?!

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WHAT'S NEXT?

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SHOW ME THE NEW FACE.

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BUT I ONLY HAVE THREE.

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WHAT THE HELL, MAN?

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YOUR NAME SHOULD BE
"TWO-MORE-FACES."

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[ Sobbing ] OH, I'M SO
FUCKED!

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I SIGNED A 95-PICTURE DEAL.

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"MR. MONSTER GOES TO FART
SCHOOL" IS YET ANOTHER REHEATED

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PIECE OF DOG CRAP FROM
MAN-E-FACES.

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DON'T GET TOO DOWN.

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I LOVE "MR. MONSTER GOES TO FART
SCHOOL."

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REALLY?

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NO, MAN.

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YOU FART LIKE A HACK.

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THIS IS BUCKY O'HARE,
REQUESTING TO LAND ON

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MOONPORT 4-5.

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ONE SEC. GOT TO MATE AGAIN.

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[ GRUNTING IN DISTANCE ]
MY APOLOGIES.

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REQUESTING TO LAND -- WHOOPS.

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MATIN' TIME.

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WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

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[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ GRUNTING IN DISTANCE ]

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[ BOOM! ]

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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DAD, IT'S YOUR SON -- SAM!

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DAD, WHY DID WE LEAVE THE
ELECTRICITY RUNNING IN AN ARCADE

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WE CLOSED 20 YEARS AGO WHEN YOU
DISAPPEARED?!

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EH, COULDN'T HURT.

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[ WHIRRING ]
OHH! IT DOES HURT!

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I WAS TOTALLY WRONG!

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I'M SO STUPI-- AAAH! AAAH!

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AAAAH! OHHH! OHH.

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WH-WHERE AM I?

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YOU'RE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD,
LIKE A GAME GRID BUT ON PCP!

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I'M KOROMON, A DIGIMON!

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DIGIVOLVE ME INTO A LITTLE
YELLOW DINOSAUR AND WE CAN --

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AAAAAAAAH!

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DAD?! DA-A-A-A-D!

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[ ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY ]
SAM! IS THAT REALLY YOU?

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DID YOU CREATE THIS WORLD?!

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IT'S AMAZING!

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I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF, BUT
THEY WON'T LET ME DIE!

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I CURSE JESUS' NAME, SON!

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I HATE GOD SO VERY, VERY MUCH!

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I FOUND YOU, DAD!

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THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!

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I HAD SEX WITH THEM!

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TOKOMON WAS THE MOST GENTLE, BUT
I SAY THAT WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF

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IT BEING TERRIBLE!

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SHIT, DAD! THAT IS GROSS!

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BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW!

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WE CAN FIGURE A WAY OUT
TOGETHER!

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BEFORE I CAME HERE, I TOLD
THE ELECTRIC COMPANY TO TURN THE

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POWER OFF!

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THIS WHOLE PLACE IS ABOUT TO
DE-REZ!

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[ ALL CRYING ]
SON, IT IS STILL A SWEET

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RELEASE.

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AT LAST, I'LL KNOW PEACE.

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OHH!

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THIS ISN'T PEACEFUL AT ALL!

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OH, MY GOD!

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REMEMBER, SEX ED IS A SAFE
PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS WITH NO

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JUDGMENT.

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YES?

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YOU HAVE A QUESTION, STRETCH?

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UH, IS IT NORMAL WHEN YOU
TOUCH YOURSELF FOR YOUR PENIS TO

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GET LONGER AND SOFTER AND REALLY
STRINGY?

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BECAUSE MY FRIEND ASKED ME, AND
I WAS LIKE, "NO WAY, WEIRDO.

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MINE'S NOT LIKE THAT."

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UNLESS THAT'S NORMAL.

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'CAUSE, YEAH, IT'S NOT TO ME,
RIGHT?

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UP HIGH!

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WOW!

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THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST!

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I DID IT! WHEW!

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I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE
BREAK, MAYBE -- OHHHHHHH!

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THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST JUST
WENT UP MY BUTT!

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ALL RIGHT! AWESOME!

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PATRONS OF MEDIEVAL TIMES,
YOUR CHAMPION, THE BLUE KNIGHT!

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MOM, LOOK!

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BLUE KNIGHT, YOU'RE MY HERO!

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WHY, THANK YOU, SQUIRE!

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ALL HAIL THE KING!

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ALL HAIL THE KING!

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OH FUCK ME.

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I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR.

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HEY, YOU HAVE AAA?

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NO, I DON'T HAVE AAA!

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WHO THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE,
SCROOGE FUCKING McDUCK?!

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JUST TRYING TO HELP.

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OH, OH, OH, GOOD. GOOD.

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WELL, LET ME HELP YOU.

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WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND A DICK --
YEAH -- PUT IT IN BETWEEN TWO

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PIECES OF BREAD, AND THEN GO
FUCKING EAT IT, YOU FUCKING

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RETARD?

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[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, WINDOW, BLOW ME.

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OHHH! OHH! SON OF A BITCH!

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OH, MOTHER OF CHRIST!

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I JUST BROKE MY HAND!

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I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE,
AND I BROKE MY G.D. HAND!

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AHH! THERE!

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HA!

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[ GRUNTS ]
GET THE FUCK OPEN!

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OHH.

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GET OFF!

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OH, I'M FUCKING WET.

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[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
NO GAS?! OH FUCK!

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TIME TO PAY IT FORWARD,
BUTT MUFFIN.

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[ SLURPS ]
[ GAGGING ]

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OH, THAT'S NASTY!

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OH, I JUST DRANK SOME GAS!

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[ HAWKS PHLEGM ]
[ SPLAT! ]

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EW, GROSS!

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GET OVER YOURSELF, PRINCESS!

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER,
TIRES SCREECH ]

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ALL HAIL THE KING!

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AAH!

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OH, SHIT. I KILLED THAT DUDE.

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HE'S DEAD.

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WELL, GUESS I'M A RED KNIGHT
FAN NOW, MOM.

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YEAH. CALL ME "DADDY."

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NO!

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I WAS TALKING TO HER.

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WILL IT BE AN EARLY SPRING OR
A LATE WINTER?

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ONLY PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL KNOWS FOR
SURE.

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[ RUMBLING ]
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!

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GET BACK!

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IT'S WINTER -- A WINTER LIKE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!

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RUN, YOU FOOLS!

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[ ROARING ]

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WHAT'S THAT, BEVERLY?

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YOU WANT WESLEY TO WATCH?

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MAKE IT SO.

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AAH! [ CLEARS THROAT ]
2300 HOURS.

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TIME FOR THE NIGHT CREW TO
RELIEVE US.

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CAPTAIN.

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CAPITáN.

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[ MID-TEMPO R&B MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ AW, YEAH!

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NIGHT CREW MAY TAKE COURSE.

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SPACE -- THE FINAL FRONTIER!

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THESE ARE THE 11:00 P.M. TO
7:00 A.M. VOYAGES OF THE

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ENTERPRISE'S NIGHT CREW.

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ITS CONTINUING MISSION IS...

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♪ TO PARTAY!
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ RECORD SCRATCHING ]
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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CAPTAIN JAKE, A BORG CUBE IS
HAILING US.

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MAYBE THEY WANT US TO TURN
DOWN OUR JAMS.

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FAT CHANCE!

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LOWER YOUR SHIELDS.

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YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO
SERVICE US.

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YOU WANT US TO SERVICE YOU?

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AFFIRMATIVE.

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YOU WILL SERVICE THE BORG -- ALL
NIGHT IF NEEDED.

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[ GIGGLES ]
WAIT. OUR HIVE MIND HAS

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ASSIMILATED DOUBLE ENTENDRES.

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REAL MATURE, GUYS.

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PREPARE FOR ASSIMILATION.

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OUR SHIELDS WON'T LAST LONG,
SIR.

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SHOULD WE WAKE UP THE BALD GUY?

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[ FIZZ! ]
[ GULPING ]

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NO WAY, COMMANDER LaFREAK!

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WE'LL BEAT THE BORG JUST LIKE WE
BEAT THAT FRAT ON GALLOS-7.

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WE'LL SELL NAKED PHOTOS OF
THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AT A

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PIE-EATING CONTEST?

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WHAT? NO!

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LIKE ANY FRAT, THE BORG SHARE A
HIVE MIND, MAN.

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IF WE GET ONE BORG TO PARTY, ALL
BORG WILL PARTY!

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NIGHT CREW, PREPARE TO ROCK OUT
WITH OUR SPOCKS OUT!

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[ ALL CHEER ]

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DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PARTYGRAM?

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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS DISCORDANT
RIFF ]

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WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!

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OH, RIGHT -- NO SHIRT.

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YOU WANT MINE?

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OH, CHILL OUT, DUDE!

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WAIT -- IS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER?

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ENOUGH! PARTYING IS FUTILE!

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[ GROANING ]
YOUR BLOOD, SO FULL OF BEER.

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YOUR PARTY...SO HEARTY!

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[ GRUNTING ]
WHOO-HOO!

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[ ALL MURMURING ]

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NOW, THIS I CAN ASSIMILATE!

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CAPTAIN JAKE, STARFLEET
THANKS YOU FOR DEFEATING THE

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BORG.

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BITCHIN'!

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NIGHT CRE-E-E-E-E-E-W!

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BEER ME.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YOU GLORIOUS SONS OF BITCHES!

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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS DISCORDANT

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RIFF ]