1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,944 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,853 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:38,138 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,440 [ CHITTERS ] LUCAS, DARWIN HAVE QUESTION FOR 7 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:40,974 YOU. 8 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,041 WHAT IS IT, DARWIN? 9 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,477 WAS THIS THE ONLY VOICE LEFT AT THE ASSHOLE STORE? 10 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,213 'CAUSE STEPHEN HAWKING WOULDN'T TELL YOUR MOM TO SUCK HIS 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,381 DICK WITH THIS VOICE. 12 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,483 OH. DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO SeaWorld? 13 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,651 NO, NO, NO. WE COOL. 14 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,852 WE COOL. 15 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,921 BOBBY, I THINK WE'RE LOST. 16 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,589 WELL, YOU FOUND US. 17 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:59,259 WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE THINGS?! 18 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,227 WHY, THEM'S THE BOGLINS! 19 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:02,595 JOE'S GONNA SING A SONG! 20 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,063 OH, I LOVE WHEN JOE SINGS! 21 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:06,733 ♪ WELL, THERE ARE SOME CREATURES YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ♪ 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:11,137 ♪ ALWAYS BURPIN' AND PLAYIN' ♪ AND SPLASHIN' TO AND FRO 23 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:15,408 ♪ SOMETIMES TROUBLEMAKIN' ♪ THEY'RE THE BOGLINS 24 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:18,745 ♪ WE'RE THE BOGLINS ♪ AND THEY SMELL LIKE 25 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,214 DEEP ASS ♪ WAIT. WHAT? 26 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,683 ♪ PICTURE THE WORST ASS SMELL THAT YOU SMELLED, NOW MULTIPLY 27 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,719 THAT BY THE BIGGEST NUMBER THAT EXISTS IN MATH ♪ 28 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:30,523 ♪ THAT'S HOW THE BOGLINS SMELL I THINK WE'RE GOOD ON THE 29 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,724 SONG. 30 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,661 ♪ THEY SPEND ALL DAY STEWING IN THEIR OWN PEE AND CRAP ♪ 31 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:37,864 ♪ THEY ALSO EAT AND FUCK THEIR DEAD ♪ 32 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,997 OH, GOD. 33 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪ AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD REGRETTED GIVING LIFE TO 34 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,607 THE BOGLINS ♪ 35 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,244 AND...? 36 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,280 AND WE'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU WE'RE REGISTERED SEX 37 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:54,948 OFFENDERS. 38 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:56,382 I'M CURRENTLY UNREGISTERED. 39 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:05,492 TURTLES, STRENGTH COMES FROM WITHIN, AND YOU MUST FIND THAT 40 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,326 STRENGTH. 41 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,527 [ MUNCHING ] SPLINTER, ARE YOU EATING 42 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:09,095 GARBAGE? 43 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,263 WHAT?! EW! GROSS! 44 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,032 THIS SHOULDN'T BE SITTING AROUND, SO I'M GOING TO TAKE THE 45 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,301 GARBAGE OUT AND YOU GET BACK TO YOUR LESSON. 46 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,370 YOU'RE TAKING IT TO YOUR ROOM. 47 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,973 YOU'RE TAKING IT TO YOUR ROOM. 48 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:20,840 HEY, GUYS. 49 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,409 REMEMBER WHEN I ATE GARBAGE BY ACCIDENT? 50 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,544 SO GROSS, RIGHT? 51 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:25,945 YEP. IT WAS GROSS. 52 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:27,614 DARE ME TO DO IT AGAIN? 53 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,983 YOU'D HAVE TO DARE ME, 'CAUSE...EW. 54 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,216 NO. WE'RE GOOD. 55 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,051 SPLINTER? 56 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,386 ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE? 57 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,088 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. 58 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:37,290 THOSE ARE USED TISSUES, SPLINTER! 59 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,625 I KNOW! I KNOW! 60 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:39,993 I'M A FUCKING RAT! 61 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:40,927 SOAK IT IN! 62 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,029 THIS IS SPLINTER'S ROCK BOTTOM! 63 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,132 NO, EATING THAT USED TAMPON IS YOUR ROCK BOTTOM. 64 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:49,469 IT'S APRIL FRESH! 65 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,938 [ TWINKLE! ] 66 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:56,042 MAGIC MIRROR, TELL ME TODAY, HAVE ALL MY "ROMPER ROOM" 67 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,844 FRIENDS HAD FUN AT PLAY? 68 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,247 I SEE JENNY AND TOMMY AND ALAN AND... 69 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:06,452 [ Demonic voice ] FIRE -- FIRE RAINING DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS! 70 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,555 [ Normal voice ] AND SANDY AND ROBBIE. 71 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:09,556 AAAH! 72 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,357 [ ALARM BLARING ] MANTECH, THIS PLACE IS GONNA 73 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,559 BLOW! 74 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,394 THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL MAKE IT OUT IS IF SOMEONE STAYS BEHIND 75 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,728 AND KEEPS THE CORE FROM OVERHEATING. 76 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,865 [ BLARING CONTINUES ] 77 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:22,902 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 78 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,139 SORRY. I MADE A FACE THAT I THOUGHT CONVEYED IT, BUT I GUESS 79 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:28,107 YOU CAN'T SEE 'CAUSE OF MY HELMET. 80 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,676 I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF. 81 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:32,045 STEVE, YOU CAN'T SEE BECAUSE OF MY HELMET, BUT I AM CRYING 82 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:32,579 RIGHT NOW. 83 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:33,746 I BELIEVE YOU, KEN. 84 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,482 DUE TO HELMET AND ARMOR MOBILITY ISSUES, WHAT I'M GOING 85 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,218 TO DO WON'T REALLY TRANSLATE, BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A 86 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,353 SUBTLE YET LOADED NOD. 87 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,656 [ CLANK! CLANK! ] THAT WAS IT. 88 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,658 PAT, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 89 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,226 YOU'RE LIKE A FATHER TO ME. 90 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:48,161 DON'T DO THIS! 91 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,329 HEY! LOOK AT ME! 92 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,030 LOOK...AT...ME! 93 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:51,731 I AM. 94 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,999 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 95 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,400 AN ENORMOUS HELMET. 96 00:03:54,466 --> 00:03:55,668 DO YOU SEE FEAR? 97 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,270 I DON'T THINK SO, SIR. 98 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,640 THAT'S RIGHT, SO YOU STAY STRONG, TOO, SOLDIER. 99 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,841 WE NEED OUR LEADER! 100 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,876 YOU ARE MANTECH -- I'M GONNA BE SICK. 101 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,813 [ VOMITS ] I'M SO SORRY. 102 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,415 DID SOME THROW-UP GET IN YOUR HELMET VENT? 103 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,016 YES. 104 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:10,883 HOW MUCH? 105 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:11,584 A LOT. 106 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,518 I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,286 I KNOW. 108 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,254 GO! YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! 109 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,389 WE ARE THE MEN! 110 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,324 All: THE MEN OF MANTECH! 111 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:19,959 HEADS UP! LOW BEAM! 112 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,094 STUPID HELMET! 113 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:24,397 'SUP, BOB? 114 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,798 WALKING STRAIGHT TODAY? 115 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,133 YEP! I'M A LEMMING! 116 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,034 WHOOPS! WHOA! 117 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,135 WHOA! 118 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,136 WHOA. 119 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:30,803 HEY, RALPH! 120 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,671 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 121 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:32,905 I'M HOLDING A TICKING BOMB. 122 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:33,539 NEAT! 123 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,841 [ BOOM! ZAP! ] HEY, TOM. 124 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:35,875 YOU BUILDING A BRIDGE? 125 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,876 YEP. NOT FINISHED. 126 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,778 SOUNDS GOOD. HERE WE GO! 127 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:39,612 GREAT BRIDGE. 128 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:40,613 I RETIRE TOMORROW. 129 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,781 HEY, THE BRIDGE IS UP! 130 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:42,649 ISN'T THAT GREAT?! 131 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:45,652 HI, HONEY. 132 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:46,719 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 133 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:47,954 THEY'RE ALL DEAD! 134 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,322 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! 135 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:53,359 [ Sobbing ] IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E! 136 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:57,163 HELLO. I AM LOOKING FOR A GIFT FOR MY GRANDSON'S BIRTHDAY. 137 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:01,601 DO YOU CARRY SWEATERS THAT DON'T FIT AND ARE FUCKING STUPID? 138 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,602 HI! 139 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:05,505 I'M RICK "THE ANIMAL" SANDERS, AND I FUCK TREES! 140 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:08,975 I ALSO DESIGNED AND BUILT THE MOST POWERFUL MONSTER TRUCK IN 141 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,243 HISTORY, THE ANIMAL! 142 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:11,444 [ ROARS ] 143 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,180 THE ANIMAL HAS GIANT BEAST CLAWS JUTTING OUT OF ITS TIRES! 144 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,216 THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HAUL ASS DOWN TO ANIMAL DISCOUNT AUTO! 145 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,184 DRIVE DRUNK! 146 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,719 YOU'LL GET HERE FASTER! 147 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,755 EVERY CAR'S AN ANIMAL, LIKE THIS LIVE POSSUM! 148 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,957 [ SNARLING ] HATE TRAFFIC? 149 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,059 SO DOES THE ANIMAL! 150 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,327 I'M LATE FOR MY WEEKLY BACCARAT GAME. 151 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,595 EAT A DICK, TRAFFIC! 152 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,531 WHOO-HOO! 153 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,232 WE'VE EVEN GOT BOATS! 154 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,967 AYE, AYE, MOTHER FUCKER! 155 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,470 SO HEAD ON DOWN TO ANIMAL DISCOUNT AUTO AND 156 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:40,973 REMEMBER -- NOTHING CAN STOP THE ANIMAL! 157 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,775 OWNING AND OPERATING AN ANIMAL IS ILLEGAL. 158 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,578 I FUCK TREES! 159 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:47,280 LOOK AT ME! 160 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:48,347 A FLASHER! 161 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:49,482 WAIT. NO, WAIT. 162 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:50,717 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 163 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,018 WAIT! WAIT! 164 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,120 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 165 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,855 PEOPLE OF MAINFRAME, BEWARE! 166 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,125 THE EVIL VIRUS MEGABYTE HAS TURNED OFF THE USERS' COMPUTER 167 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,126 SPAMWARE FILTER! 168 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,160 THAT'S CRAZY! 169 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,096 EVEN BAD NEWS LIKE THIS CAN'T GET ME DOWN, THOUGH. 170 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,531 I JUST DOUBLED THE SIZE OF MY DONG IN FOUR DAYS WITH NEW 171 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,266 DUB-CHUB MALE ENHANCEMENT SUPPLEMENTS. 172 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,035 I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE, BOB. 173 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,236 I BET HE'S SPAM! 174 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,371 HEY, I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY WHO VALUES DUB-CHUB'S COMMITMENT 175 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,640 TO INCREASING THE GIRTH AND LENGTH OF MY CREAM CANNON. 176 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,375 CAN I SEE YOUR I.P. ADDRESS, PLEASE? 177 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,276 SURE, SURE, SURE. 178 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:18,111 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 179 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:18,878 WHAT ARE THESE? 180 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,346 A FREE MONTH'S TRIAL OF DUB-CHUB?! 181 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,347 HOLY MOLY! 182 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,849 YOU'RE ABOUT TO SERIOUSLY UPGRADE YOUR MEATBAG! 183 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,752 FLAG AS SPAM AND DELETE. 184 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,553 OH, NO, BRO! 185 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,089 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ANY SPAM OUT THERE! 186 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,190 WE WILL FIND YOU! 187 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:34,026 LOOKING FOR LOCAL SLUTS WHO JUST WANT TO BONE DOWN? 188 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:34,861 IT'S FREE. 189 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,829 ALL YOU NEED IS A CREDIT-CARD NUMBER. 190 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,597 OH, YEAH. 191 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,132 SHE SOUNDS DEFINITELY LEGIT. 192 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,267 AWAKE, MY SLEEPING BEAUTY, AND WE WILL -- 193 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,034 OH, MY GOD. 194 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:43,469 I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM. 195 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,139 I WAS IN THE HOUSE WHERE I GREW UP, EXCEPT IT WASN'T THAT 196 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,874 HOUSE -- IT WAS A DIFFERENT HOUSE. 197 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,076 BUT THE FURNITURE WAS STILL FROM THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN... 198 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,277 OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S GREAT. 199 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,513 ...AND IT HAD A PATIO, BUT IT WAS THE PATIO FROM MY FIRST 200 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,147 APARTMENT. 201 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,114 [ Muffled ] AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 202 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,349 AND, ALSO, I KNEW SPANISH. 203 00:06:56,415 --> 00:07:00,453 ICE CLAN WARRIORS, WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST 204 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,621 THE STONE CLAN! 205 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,123 BEHOLD THE BEASTS OF THE BONE AGE! 206 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,792 UH, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? 207 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:06,793 I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,895 THEY HAVE NO CONNECTIVE TISSUE! 209 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,864 HELP US WRAP OUR HEADS AROUND THE MYTHOLOGY, MAN. 210 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,667 HONESTLY, THESE THINGS JUST CAME WALKING OVER A HILL, SO 211 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,501 LET'S RIDE 'EM! 212 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:16,669 I CALL THE PTERODACTYL! 213 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,272 [ SCREECHES ] OKAY. SO, WE'RE RIDING THESE 214 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,306 FUCKER BAREBACK? 215 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,307 THAT'S THE PLAN? 216 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,476 OHH, MY COCCYX IS ON PURE BONE! 217 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,845 I REALLY WISH WE'D DISCUSSED SADDLES! 218 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:26,779 MOTHER OF GOD! 219 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,347 WHY DID I PICK THE STEGOSAURUS?! 220 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:29,849 FASTER! FASTER! 221 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,317 THIS IS GLORIOUS! 222 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,218 FUCK YOU! 223 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:33,486 YOU'RE SMOOTHLY FLYING! 224 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,354 MUD PITS DEAD AHEAD! 225 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,290 PREPARE TO JUMP, RIDERS! 226 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:37,890 AAH! 227 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:38,591 AAAAH! 228 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,026 OH, GOD! MY TAILBONE! 229 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:42,195 WHY DIDN'T WE JUST GO AROUND?! 230 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,329 OH, SWEET MOTHER! 231 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,530 IT'S IMPALING MY ANUS! 232 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,598 WE'RE HERE! 233 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:46,966 READY YOUR WEAPONS! 234 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:50,837 HEY, PTERO, WE HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 235 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,472 [ LAUGHTER ] 22 HOURS LATER, THE BONE AGE 236 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,375 WARRIORS ALL DIED FROM INTERNAL BRUISING. 237 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:57,877 KEEP IT STEADY, BALOO! 238 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,146 IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE CLOUD SURFING! 239 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,681 HEY, THAT'S NOT A REAL THING. 240 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:02,381 YEAH! 241 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,784 OHH! 242 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,452 KIT. 243 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:10,623 THE CHANNEL 6 NEWS MASQUERADE BALL IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 244 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,592 FOR ME TO KIDNAP APRIL O'NEIL. 245 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,628 SHE'S THE PERFECT BAIT TO CATCH THE TURTLES. 246 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:16,729 WOW! 247 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:21,367 OUT OF THAT BULKY LESBIAN JUMP SUIT, SHE'S HOT AS SHIT! 248 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,902 CARE TO DANCE, MR. POTTER? 249 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:23,703 WHAT?! 250 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,238 [ TWINKLE! ] AND WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME? 251 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,139 BELLE FROM "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" BUT A 252 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,074 DICK SLUT. 253 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,777 IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT TACO "BELLE"? 254 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,914 [ BOTH LAUGH ] YOU ARE HILARIOUS. 255 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,783 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, SAY YOUR FAVORITE BAND. 256 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,385 1, 2, 3! 257 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,520 Both: TOAD THE WET SPROCKET! 258 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,489 [ BOTH SMOOCHING ] [ TWINKLE! ] 259 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,191 [ GASPS ] WAIT. ARE YOU -- 260 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,726 IN LOVE? 261 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,728 YES. WHAT?! BYE! 262 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,029 SHREDDER? 263 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,732 THINK OF SOMETHING POETIC OR REAL COOL. 264 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:53,799 BUT SOFT! 265 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,102 YOU ARE TOTAL BONER FOOD! 266 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:57,103 OH, SHREDDER. 267 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,671 MY HEART DOESN'T TAKE SIDES. 268 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,039 PEOPLE WON'T APPROVE. 269 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,607 NO ONE CAN KEEP US APART. 270 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:04,577 [ BOTH SMOOCHING ] OH, HELL TO THE NO! 271 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:05,544 UGH! 272 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:06,779 WE'RE SOUL MATES! 273 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,915 WE BOTH LOVE TOAD THE WET SPROCKET! 274 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,049 TOAD THE WHAT?! 275 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,317 IS THAT A SEX THING?! 276 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,618 HAVE YOU GUYS HAD SEX? 277 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,954 NO -- JUST DRY HUMPING AND BALL PLAY. 278 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,656 BALL PLAY?! UGH! 279 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,158 YOU MUST STAY AWAY FROM SHREDDER, APRIL. 280 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,159 HE IS DANGEROUS. 281 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,294 SLEEP HERE TONIGHT. 282 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:27,300 DONATELLO, GRAB THE GUEST PILLOWS. 283 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,502 [ GASPS ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 284 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:32,672 I CAME TO SAY HI AND ALSO HAVE SEX AFTER THE WHOLE "HI" 285 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,606 THING. 286 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,775 IT'S LIKE SIX FLAGS HURRICANE HARBOR IN MY 287 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:36,876 PANTIES RIGHT NOW. 288 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,145 [ BOTH SMOOCHING ] MM-MMM! 289 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,247 YOU REALLY TOADED MY WET SPROCKET. 290 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,748 WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 291 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:43,783 SOON, I HOPE. 292 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:46,285 I SHOULD GO BEFORE THE TURTLES WAKE UP. 293 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,221 PLUS, I HAVE SOME MAJOR ExtenZe FARTS COMING ON. 294 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,790 [ FARTS ] APRIL, JUST GO ON ONE DATE 295 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:52,658 WITH CASEY. 296 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:53,793 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 297 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,329 CASEY IS A JOBLESS LOSER IN SWEATS! 298 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,130 GOOD START TO MY MORNING. 299 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:58,965 SO I LEFT. 300 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,633 WHAT SHOULD I DO, MR. RAT KING? 301 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,934 I BELONG WITH SHREDDER. 302 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,169 I HAVE AN IDEA! 303 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:06,238 AND MY IDEA INVOLVES YOU TAKING A LOT OF POISON VERY QUICKLY. 304 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,341 GO ON. 305 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,942 IT CAN'T BE. 306 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,144 APRIL! NO! 307 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:12,979 WHY?! 308 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,815 OW! OW! OW! WHAT THE FUCK SHREDDER! 309 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,616 APRIL! YOU'RE ALIVE! 310 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:20,686 THE POISON ONLY MADE ME APPEAR DEAD. 311 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:24,256 DIDN'T YOU READ "ROMEO AND JULIET," YOU FUCKING 312 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,224 ASS CLOWN? 313 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,592 GUH! 314 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:30,629 NOOOOOOOOOO! 315 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:37,436 JUST GONNA TAKE MY TOAD THE WET SPROCKET BOOTLEG 316 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,772 BACK. 317 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,174 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 318 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,310 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 319 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,445 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 320 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,614 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 321 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,750 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 322 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,952 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 323 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,920 BA-GAWK! BAWK.