1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,944 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,853 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:32,432 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:35,502 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:42,242 IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME. 7 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:43,977 THERE. ALL FINISHED. 8 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,044 I BUILT IT. 9 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:51,418 [ MOANING PASSIONATELY ] 10 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:54,587 AHHHHH. 11 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,956 YEAH. 12 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:59,325 THANK YOU. 13 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:03,163 TONIGHT ON "WIFE SWAP," MEET REBECCA GLINT -- STAY-AT-HOME 14 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,865 MOTHER OF FIVE, MARRIED TO A FACTORY WORKER. 15 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:09,002 MEET SUE STORM -- MEMBER OF THE FANTASTIC FOUR, CONSTANTLY 16 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:12,338 BALANCING WORK AND HER MARRIAGE TO MR. FANTASTIC. 17 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,108 FIND OUT HOW TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN HANDLE HAVING THEIR LIVES 18 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,676 FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN IN "WIFE SWAP"! 19 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,646 I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER EVERY NIGHT? 20 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:20,613 OH, WOW. 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,048 WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR? 22 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,750 LET'S CHECK IN ON REBECCA. 23 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,418 DIE, PITIFUL FOOLS! 24 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:26,553 NOT TODAY, DOOM! 25 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:27,454 FUCK! NO! 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,420 I CALL BAD SWAP! 27 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,088 AAH! 28 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,323 OH, SHIT! 29 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,926 AND BACK AT THE GLINT HOUSE, SUE WAS STARTING TO CONNECT 30 00:01:32,991 --> 00:01:33,860 WITH THE KIDS. 31 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:34,894 OH, COOOOOOL! 32 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,763 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] YELLO? 33 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,097 YES, THIS IS HER HUSBAND. 34 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,299 SHE -- SHE WHAT? 35 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:40,133 NO. 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,100 OH, GOD, NO. 37 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,335 NO, NO... 38 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,937 HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN? 39 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,572 IT WAS A PART OF THE SHOW'S PREMISE. 40 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:46,606 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 41 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,274 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 42 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:52,378 MAYBE NOT PIT A HOUSEWIFE AGAINST THE POWER OF DOOM? 43 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,381 MEANWHILE, SUE WAS STARTING TO GAIN SOME PERSPECTIVE. 44 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,783 A HUSBAND THAT DOESN'T HELP CLEAN THE DISHES? 45 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,985 HOW DOES REBECCA DO IT? 46 00:01:59,051 --> 00:02:02,922 [ ALL CRYING ] AFTER TWO LONG DAYS, IT WAS 47 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,025 TIME TO GO BACK TO THEIR NORMAL LIVES BUT NOT WITHOUT LEARNING 48 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,227 A FEW THINGS. 49 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,029 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I NOW APPRECIATE A HUSBAND THAT'LL 50 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,264 WASH THE DISHES. 51 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,398 GUILTY! 52 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,400 REBECCA'S HUSBAND REFUSED TO TAKE PART IN THE FOLLOW-UP 53 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,368 INTERVIEW. 54 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,937 AND NOW THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER GET TIRED. 55 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:18,872 OH, NO. 56 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,340 OH, NO, I'M DYING! 57 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:21,441 I'M DYING... 58 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,142 [ YAWNS ] I'M DYING. 59 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,814 [ MOANING ] OH. 60 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,682 OH, COOL. 61 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,417 WE ARE THE GUARDIANS! 62 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,087 TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY, SANDMAN. 63 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:36,890 WE WILL EXIST AS LONG AS THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD BELIEVE 64 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:37,357 IN US! 65 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:38,491 OH, NO! 66 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:40,927 YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, CHILDREN! 67 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:41,628 HUH. 68 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,263 GUESS THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. 69 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,797 SANTA, WHO'S THAT? 70 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,432 OH, THIS IS ZWARTE PIET. 71 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,868 HE'S A WIDELY CELEBRATED FIGURE IN THE NETHERLANDS. 72 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:49,969 AND MY SERVANT. 73 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,971 IN DUTCH, ZWARTE MEANS BLACK! 74 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,439 MY NAME IS BLACK PETE! 75 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,574 THAT'S HORRIBLE. 76 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,277 KIDS AND PARENTS IN THE NETHERLANDS DRESS UP AS ME IN 77 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,912 BLACKFACE ON CHRISTMAS! 78 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,947 IN 2014! 79 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:01,881 LOOK IT UP! 80 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,683 SANTA, ARE YOU A RACIST? 81 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,317 WHAT? 82 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,151 I JUST BELIEVE IN TRADITION. 83 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,753 YEP, THAT'S WHAT A RACIST WOULD SAY. 84 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,122 YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY A RACIST. 85 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,190 [ SIGHS ] THE DUTCH REALLY NEED TO GET 86 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:12,225 THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. 87 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,560 WE HAVE LEGAL WEED! 88 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:17,964 SO DOES COLORADO, BUT THEY DON'T FORCE KIDS INTO BLACKFACE! 89 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,133 YOU SURE THESE NEW BARRACKS ARE FIT FOR THE 90 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,101 BARNYARD COMMANDOS, PRIVATE SIDE O'BACON? 91 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,570 YES, SIR, GENERAL LARDO. 92 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,873 IT'S WHERE OUR NEW FARMER, TYSON FOODS, TOLD US TO REPORT. 93 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,774 OH, YOU BASTARDS! 94 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,410 AT LEAST GIVE ME A SOLDIER'S DEA-- OHH! 95 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,178 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO A MOVIE, TIGER? 96 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,647 I WANT TO BE BELOVED AGAIN, LIKE BEFORE I HAD SEX WITH ALL 97 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,748 THOSE WAITRESSES FROM IHOP. 98 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:36,916 JORDAN DID "SPACE JAM." 99 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,151 I WANT MY "SPACE JAM." 100 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:40,987 WELL, STUDIOS AREN'T LINING UP TO LEND THEIR CHARACTERS TO A 101 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,055 TIGER WOODS MOVIE. 102 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,325 EVERYONE AGGRESSIVELY PASSED EXCEPT DiC, BUT I CANNOT 103 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,061 RECOMMEND THAT -- ♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM 104 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,730 TIME FOR A DAY OF PLAYING GOLF AND BEING FAITHFUL TO MY 105 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:51,464 GIRLFRIEND. 106 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:55,435 WHA-- WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!! 107 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:56,102 OW! 108 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:57,670 WELCOME TO DiC-LAND, TIGER. 109 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,038 WHY, HI, GARFIELD. 110 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,239 I'M HEATHCLIFF. 111 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:02,742 I'M MORE ROMANTIC AND HAVE AN ACCENT. 112 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:03,710 THIS IS CLEO. 113 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,244 WE NEED YOUR HELP, TIGER. 114 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,513 I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOU. 115 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,015 I MEAN, I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. 116 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,185 WE BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE THE EVIL DORKPUCKS CHALLENGED US 117 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,553 TO A GAME OF GOLF. 118 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,954 I WANT TO HUMP YOUR FACE. 119 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,389 I MEAN, HELP YOUR FACE -- HELP YOU -- 120 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,223 I WILL HELP YOU. 121 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,192 LET'S TEE OFF, DiC-HEADS! 122 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,041 IF YOU SINK THIS PUTT, WE WIN! 123 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,175 WISH ME LUCK, BOBBY BROWN. 124 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,176 BOBBY BROWN? 125 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,244 I'M HAMMERMAN! 126 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:41,180 I'M M.C. HAMMER, EXCEPT NOT, AND I HAVE MAGIC SHOES. 127 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,883 YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO SAVE YOU DiCS. 128 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,119 YOU'RE JUST UNINSPIRED REHASHES OF GOOD IDEAS. 129 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,054 SERIOUSLY, HOW CHEAP IS DiC? 130 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,390 THIS IS A MOVIE, AND YOU ALL LOOK LIKE YOU WERE DRAWN ON A 131 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,124 NAPKIN. 132 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:54,093 WIN THE GAME AND I'LL BLOW YOU. 133 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:56,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 134 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,300 ♪ EVERYBODY TEE OFF 135 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,671 ♪ GET A CLUB IN YOUR HANDS ♪ CHARISMA-FREE SEX ADDICT 136 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:09,409 ♪ SAVIN' DiC-LAND ♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM 137 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:13,112 THANK YOU, HOUSE STARK, FOR AGREEING TO THE WEDDING OF 138 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,048 EDMURE AND ROSLIN. 139 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,616 WOW! THIS IS GREAT! 140 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,651 THIS IS MY FIRST GIG WITH YOU GUYS AND WE'RE PLAYING FOR 141 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,453 WALDER FREY AND ROBB STARK! 142 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,622 NEXT UP, "THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE." 143 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,057 ISN'T THAT KIND OF A DOWNER? 144 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:25,758 IT'S LIKE, "CONGRATS ON YOUR MARRIAGE. 145 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,994 HERE'S A SONG ABOUT THE LANNISTERS SLAUGHTERING THEIR 146 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,095 ENEMIES." 147 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,730 JUST BE GLAD THEY DIDN'T REQUEST "THE CHICKEN DANCE." 148 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,198 1, 2, 3, 4. 149 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,902 [ "THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE" PLAYS ] 150 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:40,239 [ MUSIC STOPS ] I OWE MY NEW QUEEN A WEDDING 151 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:40,907 GIFT. 152 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,009 AW, THAT'S SWEET. 153 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,444 AAH! AAH! 154 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,946 HOLY LORD OF FUCKING LIGHT! 155 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:47,880 YOU'RE ARCHERS?! 156 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:50,183 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC, MAN! 157 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:51,284 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 158 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,619 THOSE PEOPLE COULD BOOK US FOR FUTURE GIGS! 159 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,121 THINK ABOUT WORD OF MOUTH! 160 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,823 OKAY. OKAY, JAXON. 161 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,658 THAT'S THE THING ABOUT PLAYING WEDDINGS. 162 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,393 ALWAYS BE READY TO ADAPT THE SET. 163 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,128 HOW DO YOU PLAY THIS THING? 164 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,530 AAH! 165 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,365 THAT WAS THE MAN WHO HIRED US. 166 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,334 WE'RE TAKING FIVE! 167 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,972 SKY COMMANDER REX KLING, LOCKED AND READY TO PROTECT THE 168 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,173 HIGH FRONTIER! 169 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,876 YOU SURE THAT ANGLE IS STEEP ENOUGH FOR PROPER VELOCITY? 170 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,579 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR JUMPSUIT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CHEAP 171 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:20,379 SAUSAGE CASING. 172 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:21,814 YOUR SISTER DOESN'T THINK SO. 173 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,149 I'M AN ONLY CHILD, FAT GUY. 174 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,485 THEN SAME THING, BUT WITH YOUR MOM. 175 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,486 YEEHAW! 176 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,855 SKY COMMANDING YOUR MOM! 177 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,793 LITTLE HELP? 178 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:38,765 MAYBE SEND ANOTHER SKY COMMANDER DOWN THE LINE TO GIVE ME A PUSH? 179 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,166 OKAY, HEH. 180 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,336 ANOTHER THREE SKY COMMANDERS? 181 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:44,837 OOH! A RESCUE PACK! 182 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,607 FAT-FREE SNACKWELLS? 183 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:48,707 HA HA. 184 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,443 REAL FUNNY, GUYS! 185 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,311 BUT THE JOKE'S ON YOU! 186 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:55,214 I LOVE SNACKW-- DAMN IT! 187 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,917 OH, THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY. 188 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,388 AAAAAAAAAH! 189 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,524 I'M GLAD WE'RE CHECKING OUT THIS NEW PIRATE-THEMED 190 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,591 RESTAURANT. 191 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,326 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 192 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,496 WE'LL RETURN YOUR KIDS FOR $1 MILLION! 193 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,298 TRY THE FISH. 194 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,000 THE SOMALIAN PIRATES! 195 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:15,234 SO COOL! 196 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:18,037 MURPHY, EVERY OFFICER NEEDS TO DO COMMUNITY OUTREACH. 197 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,239 NOW YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF MIDLAND ELEMENTARY'S D.A.R.E. 198 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,140 PROGRAM. 199 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:21,774 COPY. 200 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,743 DID EVERY STUDENT RECEIVE A WORKSHEET? 201 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,778 Together: YES, OFFICER MURPHY. 202 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,648 DRUG USE IS -- YOU DO NOT HAVE A WORKSHEET. 203 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:29,816 SHE CAN HAVE MINE. 204 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:31,784 NOW YOU DO NOT HAVE A WORKSHEET. 205 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,820 EVERY STUDENT MUST HAVE A WORKSHEET. 206 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:37,223 MY INSTRUCTOR'S KIT CONTAINS ADDITIONAL WORKSHEETS. 207 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,325 NOW EVERY STUDENT HAS A WORKSHEET. 208 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,893 STOP SAYING "WORKSHEET"! 209 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,328 THIS IS A WORKSHEET. 210 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,665 SINCE I AM HOLDING A WORKSHEET, THAT MEANS ONE STUDENT IS 211 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,666 WITHOUT A WORKSHEET. 212 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:47,366 I'M DONE! 213 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,501 NEGATIVE. 214 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,404 YOUR WORKSHEET MUST BE COMPLETED AFTER THE PRESENTATION. 215 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,939 INVALID WORKSHEET. 216 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,074 YOU REQUIRE A NEW WORKSHEET. 217 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,609 IS THAT A WORKSHEET? 218 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,110 THIS IS A WORKSHEET. 219 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,513 ANOTHER STUDENT IS WITHOUT A WORKSHEET. 220 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,582 WHO IS CURRENTLY WITHOUT A WORKSHEET? 221 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:03,449 OH, MY GOD! 222 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,017 I WILL PAY YOU TO STOP SAYING WORKSHEET! 223 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,719 MURPHY, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? 224 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:10,356 ALL THOSE KIDS STARTED USING DRUGS. 225 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,490 BLOODY MARY. 226 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,491 BLOODY MARY. 227 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,392 BLOODY MARY. 228 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:14,994 OOOOOOH! 229 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,162 LET ME TRY! 230 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,631 CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! 231 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,032 GET A LOAD OF THIS. 232 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,368 BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE! 233 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,236 YEAH! 234 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,338 OH, YEAH, YOU REALLY WANNA SEE SOMETHIN'? 235 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,140 GOD! GOD! GOD! 236 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:28,908 SEE? 237 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,776 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN'! 238 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,544 THAT IS WHAT I BEEN SAYIN'! 239 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:34,981 GUESS WHO LOST THEIR BUTT-VIRGINITY AT TRACI'S PARTY 240 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:35,581 LAST NIGHT! 241 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,315 YASMIN! 242 00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:37,984 I TEXTED YOU THAT IN SECRET! 243 00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:39,284 OH, MY GOSH, GUYS! 244 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,786 TREVOR JUST SENT ME A PIC! 245 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,154 OF HIS DREAMY EYES? 246 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,789 OF HIS DREAMY ABS? 247 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,158 OF TAKING JADE'S BUTT-VIRGINITY. 248 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,561 UH, WHO THE FUCK IS DRIVING RIGHT NOW? 249 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:49,929 NO IDEA. 250 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,297 Together: SASHA! 251 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,566 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 252 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,435 O-M-F-G, GUYS, WE KILLED SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA! 253 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,037 I THINK IT'S BARBIE. 254 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,672 THE BRATZ KILLED BARBIE? 255 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,208 AND NOT JUST WITH MARKET SHARE THIS TIME. 256 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:02,708 HEY-O! 257 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:03,542 TRUE THAT. 258 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,343 GOOD ONE. 259 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:07,813 WE GOT TO HIDE THE BODY, YOU GUYS. 260 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,615 WELCOME TO YOUR NEW DREAM HOUSE. 261 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,717 REST IN PEACE, BITCH SEE YA. 262 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,686 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 263 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,128 DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION! 264 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,297 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GIRLS INFECTED YOURSELVES WITH 265 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:25,264 ENCEPHALITIS! 266 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:28,367 BECAUSE FREAKISHLY LARGE HEADS ARE SEXY, MOM! 267 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,835 DUH! 268 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,238 NO! NOOOOO! 269 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,072 AAH! 270 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:36,642 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] MY ENCEPHALITIS! 271 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,711 I NEED MY MEDICATION! 272 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,814 I NEED M-- GUESS I BLEW HER MIND! 273 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,249 OH! OH, CRAP! 274 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,718 I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO BE SICK. 275 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,853 COOL! NEW TATTOOS. 276 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,522 "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE." 277 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:50,823 THAT'S DEEP. 278 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,659 LET'S TEST THAT THEORY, BITCH. 279 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,061 OHH! 280 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,062 OW! 281 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,630 [ Slurring ] WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? 282 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:01,133 I EXTRACTED EVERY OUNCE OF ASS FAT FROM THAT WANG WARMER 283 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,268 YOU CALL A MOUTH! 284 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,736 NOOOO! MUH LIPS! 285 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:04,837 HUH. 286 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:08,107 ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK WAY BETTER, LIKE A REAL HUMAN GIRL. 287 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,842 I'M UGLY! 288 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,545 AAH! [ BODY THUDS ] HUH. SIX OF ONE. 289 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,648 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] HELLO? 290 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,382 WHAT? 291 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,950 I RAN OUT OF IDEAS. 292 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,452 BARBIE'S BODY IS GONE! 293 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,453 SHE'S NOT DEAD! 294 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,555 SHE'S TAKING HER REVENGE! 295 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,558 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU OLD PINK BITCH?! 296 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,127 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 297 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:30,162 COULD IT BE? 298 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,532 MONSTER HIGH HAS KILLED BRATZ THE SAME WAY BRATZ ONCE KILLED 299 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,300 BARBIE? 300 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,568 POETIC JUSTICE! 301 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,336 [ LAUGHS ] DRACULAURA? 302 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,205 BUT...I THOUGHT...THE KILLER... 303 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,506 WAS BARBIE. 304 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,407 HER BODY... 305 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,241 BARBIE? 306 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,709 YOU'RE AT THE WRONG MILE MARKER. 307 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,878 BARBIE'S BODY IS UP THERE. 308 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:49,648 [ BEARS GROWLING, GRUNTING ] PLEASE...I'LL GIVE YOU 309 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:50,383 ANYTHING. 310 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,417 SILLY BRATZ. 311 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,453 I'VE ALREADY TAKEN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. 312 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:59,290 EXCEPT...MY BUTT-VIRGINITY. 313 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:03,362 MAESTRO, I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE BUTT-VIRGINITY MUSIC. 314 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,866 ♪ EVERYBODY TEE OFF ♪ GET A CLUB IN YOUR HANDS 315 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:10,336 ♪ CHARISMA-FREE SEX ADDICT ♪ SAVIN' DiC-LAND 316 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,606 ♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM 317 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,616 [SMACK] AAH!