1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:08,641 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,710 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:19,619 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:32,232 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:37,504 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:38,838 OKAY, FRED. 7 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,173 TIME FOR YOUR COLONOSCOPY. 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,509 YOU MAY FEEL A LITTLE PRESSURE WHEN I INSERT THE CAMERA. 9 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,645 YABBA-DABBA -- YAAH! YEE! 10 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,213 NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,449 ME GOING BACK TO COLLEGE. 12 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,384 [ LAUGHING ] DID YOU HEAR THAT? 13 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:54,220 GET THE STORK OUT OF MY ASS! 14 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,690 A PENIS SUCKED IS A PENIS EARNED... 15 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:00,994 SO WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO EARN THIS DICK? 16 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,829 OKAY, MR. FRANKLIN, HOLD THAT POSE. 17 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,897 [ ZIPPER UNZIPPING ] [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] 18 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,866 [ PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 19 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:11,738 DON'T WORRY, CINDERELLA! 20 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,406 WE'LL GET YOU TO THE BALL YET. 21 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,475 THIS IS A SPELL THAT WORKS SO WELL. 22 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,510 FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLEE! 23 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,545 HMM. 24 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,780 MAYBE I NEED TO TRY A NEW SPELL. 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:26,519 OH, SATAN, MAKE ME YOUR WHORE AND SEND CINDERELLA TO THE BALL! 26 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,154 WHAT THE -- STOP THAT! 27 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,756 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BALL, DEAR, RIGHT? 28 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,892 WELL, YEAH, BUT -- WELL, MY SPELL WASN'T WORKING, 29 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,627 SO I HAD TO GO WITH PLAN "B." 30 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:39,399 OH, PRINCE OF SUFFERING, FREE YOUR MINIONS FROM THE DARKEST 31 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,603 CROTCH OF HELL AND SEND CINDERELLA TO THE BALL! 32 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,940 [ DEMONS SCREAMING ] 33 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,176 [ VOMITING ] 34 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,779 [ INSECT SCREECHING ] 35 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,280 [ SHEEP BLEATS ] 36 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,085 OH, AND YOU ALSO NEED SHOES! 37 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,386 NO! PLEASE! 38 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,622 LET IT STOP! 39 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,257 OH, SILLY ME! 40 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,793 MY WAND WAS TURNED THE WRONG WAY. HA HA! 41 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,828 WE DIDN'T NEED THE DEMONS AFTER ALL! 42 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:13,099 [ SOBBING ] FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLEE! 43 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:16,469 SCROOGE McDUCK IS AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN WORTH 44 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,572 OVER 10 MILLION SWIMMING POOLS OF GOLD COINS. 45 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:25,278 NOW ENTREPRENEURS WILL FIGHT FOR HIS INVESTMENT. 46 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:29,048 I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BATHTUBS OF RUBIES FOR 25% OF THE COMPANY. 47 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:29,849 I'M SORRY. 48 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,084 HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT? 49 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,185 GUESS WHAT, SMARTASS. 50 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,521 MY OFFER IS NOW ONE GOLD ROCK THE SIZE OF A GOOSE EGG. 51 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:35,655 IS THAT MORE OR LESS? 52 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,724 I'LL GO IN WITH A TOILET FULL OF EMERALDS. 53 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,392 GET OFF ME BALLS, CUBAN! 54 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:45,899 TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO YOUR FATHER, CHILDREN. 55 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:50,168 LOOK LONG AND HARD SO YOU NEVER FORGET! 56 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,338 [ CHILDREN CRYING ] 57 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:53,673 JASON! DINNER! 58 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,908 IN A SECOND, MOM! 59 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,809 I'M PLAYING "RollerCoaster TYCOON!" 60 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,279 [ MOUSE CLICKS ] 61 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:00,880 [ LAUGHS ] 62 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,016 FUCKING IDIOTS. 63 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:06,619 WE ARE SHOCKED THAT SUCH A TERRIBLE CRASH COULD OCCUR HERE 64 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,788 AT "NO GAYWADS ALLOWED" LAND. 65 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,758 OUR PARK OWNER IS UNAVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONS, AS HE IS 66 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,928 CURRENTLY STUDYING FOR, AND I QUOTE, "SOME LAMEBALLS MATH 67 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:16,129 QUIZ." 68 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,498 YES, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO ACCUSATIONS THAT THE PARK OWNER 69 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,533 HAS BEEN DROWNING TOURISTS IN THE LAKE? 70 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,734 NO COMMENT. 71 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,103 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THESE HOT DOGS ARE VERY 72 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,371 GOOD VALUE. 73 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:28,207 WE ARE VERY PROUD OF THE FOOD SOLD AT "HAHA HOT DOGS LOOK LIKE 74 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:28,908 DICKS." 75 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,910 WHAT THE -- AAAH! 76 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:31,911 AAH! 77 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,913 [ GASPING, CHOKING ] 78 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,881 JIRO, I AM IN GREAT DEBT TO 79 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,150 YOU FOR HELPING ME TRAIN FOR THE FRUIT NINJA TOURNAMENT. 80 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,286 THE HONOR IS ALL MINE, BROTHER. 81 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,925 AAH! JIRO! 82 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,961 WAS THAT A FUCKING BOMB, JIRO?! 83 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:49,362 I'M SO SORRY, BROTHER. 84 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,131 SOMETIMES I CONFUSE MY FRUIT BASKET WITH MY BOMB BASKET. 85 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:52,999 YOUR BOMB BASKET?! 86 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,866 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 87 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,235 LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED ON THE TRAINING. 88 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,375 JIRO! 89 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,610 THREE LIT BOMBS?! 90 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,778 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, JIRO?! 91 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:06,879 OKAY, OKAY. 92 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,348 JUST DON'T TELL MOM. 93 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,583 I'M KIND OF A WANTED JAPANESE TERRORIST. 94 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,217 WHAT?! 95 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,385 YOU'RE A WHAT?! 96 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:16,022 HEY, IF MY BOMBS ARE HERE, WHERE'S THAT EXTRA FRUIT? 97 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,023 EVERYONE DIES! 98 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,791 [ ALL GASP ] AH, DAMN IT, JIRO! 99 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,459 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 100 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,296 HA HA! 101 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,298 THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING PIE! 102 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,800 YAH-TAH-TAH-TAH! 103 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,370 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT JASON BIGGS HAD A GOOD IDEA OR 104 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,671 TWO. 105 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,474 OHH! THAT'S HOT! 106 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,808 THAT'S SO HOT! 107 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,745 WHAT'S THAT DARN OL' PURPLE PIE MAN UP TO NOW? 108 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,913 OH, HUCKLEBERRY PIE! 109 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,615 YES! I'M SO DEEP IN YOU! 110 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,816 OH! 111 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,520 HUCKLEBERRY PIE, YOU ARE ACCUSED OF FRATERNIZING WITH OUR 112 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,288 ENEMY, THE PURPLE PIE MAN. 113 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,523 AW, THAT'S BULLCRAP! 114 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,724 I KNOW WHAT I HEARD! 115 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,759 WHATEVER! 116 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:57,330 JUST SENTENCE ME SO I CAN GET BACK TO MY FISHING. 117 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,399 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE "CHILDREN OF THE CORN" DOWN 118 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,066 THERE. 119 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,401 EH. 120 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:04,671 UGH! 121 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:05,505 OH, RIGHT. 122 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,473 I FUCKED THIS ONE. 123 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,941 MEH. 124 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:12,111 OKAY, MARILYN, TIME FOR YOUR BIG SCENE. 125 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,246 JUST ONE MORE TACO. 126 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,547 WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT. 127 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,215 BUT THESE TACOS ARE GREAT. 128 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,417 NO MORE TACOS! 129 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,452 PLACES, EVERYONE! PLACES! 130 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,555 "SEVEN YEAR ITCH," SCENE 78, TAKE 1. 131 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:23,723 AND ACTION! 132 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:27,794 [ FARTING, GRUNTING ] OOPS. 133 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,461 CUT! 134 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,096 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 135 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:30,897 TACOS. 136 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,298 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER TAKE? 137 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,533 OH, WE JUST LOST THE LIGHT. 138 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:34,500 FUCK IT. 139 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,235 WE'LL SAY IT WAS A PASSING TRAIN OR SOMETHING. 140 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:37,570 LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCENE. 141 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,606 GUYS, I DEFINITELY SHIT MYSELF. 142 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,748 [ GROANS ] UNH! 143 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,616 OH, NO! DOC! 144 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,784 SOMEONE CALL 911! 145 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,386 HEY, WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY. 146 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,454 I'M LITTLE MAC. 147 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,757 FOR 25 YEARS, DOC HAD TWO PASSIONS -- TRAINING ME TO 148 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:00,893 PUNCH OUT MY OPPONENTS AND EATING FRIED BUTTER. 149 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,696 I'M HEARTENED TO SEE SO MANY OF MY FORMER OPPONENTS HERE TODAY. 150 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,431 LIFE IS SO FRAGILE. 151 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:09,035 I, GREAT TIGER, WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BRAIN CANCER LAST WEEK. 152 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,105 TURNS OUT THIS TELEPORTATION GEM WAS PUMPING RADIATION INTO MY 153 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,173 BRAIN, AND IT -- OH, NO. NO! 154 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,374 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 155 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:16,375 I CAN'T CONTROL IT! 156 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,677 WHERE IS IT TAKING ME NOW? 157 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:20,379 PLEASE! NOT DETROIT AGAIN! 158 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,281 I AM SODA POPINSKI. 159 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:25,618 DOC SUFFERED FROM TYPE 2 DIABETES, JUST LIKE ME. 160 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:29,021 AND LET ME TELL YOU, I LEARNED NOTHING FROM THIS! 161 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,724 I'D RATHER DIE THAN DRINK SUGAR-FREE SODA! 162 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:35,895 DIET DR. PEPPER DOES NOT TASTE LIKE REGULAR DR. PEPPER! 163 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,463 [ GASPING ] 164 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,034 DOC WAS THE ONE WHO SAID, 165 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,804 "KING HIPPO, GET YOUR STOMACH STAPLED." 166 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,507 BUT HE NEVER WARNED ME ABOUT LEFTOVER SKIN! 167 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,343 MY STOMACH IS BASICALLY A SKIRT! 168 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,409 WHOA! 169 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,678 I DID NOT KNOW DOC. 170 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,448 I HAVE FILLED MY POCKETS WITH ALL THE PIZZA ROLLS. 171 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,816 NOW I AM LEAVING. 172 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:00,219 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME, YOU ARE WELCOME TO TRY. 173 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,092 THE SPELL IS BROKEN! 174 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,594 THIS WAS MY TRUE FORM ALL ALONG. 175 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,897 I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY YOU, SHREK! 176 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:11,731 MARRY YOU? 177 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,899 WELL, YEAH. 178 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,768 SINCE WE LOOK THE SAME NOW, WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 179 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:19,806 FIONA, EVERY MORNING, I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I 180 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:23,709 WISH MY MOTHER HAD THE COURAGE TO THROW ME IN THE RIVER WHEN I 181 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,977 WAS BORN. 182 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,514 THEN I MAKE MY WAY TO THE PUTRID SWAMPS, THE ONLY PLACE ON GOD'S 183 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,450 GREEN EARTH A MONSTER LIKE ME FEELS AT HOME. 184 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:34,353 SOMETIMES CHILDREN GATHER TO SCREAM AT ME. 185 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,722 "MONSTER! ANIMAL!" THEY YELL. 186 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:40,726 THEN SOMEONE SCREAMS, "KILL YOURSELF!" AND IT TAKES A FEW 187 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:45,097 SECONDS TO REALIZE THE VOICE IS COMING FROM MY OWN MOUTH. 188 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:48,433 BY THEN, I'VE MADE MY WAY TO THE OLD HANGIN' TREE. 189 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:51,270 BEFORE I HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT, I'M WRAPPING A VINE 190 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:52,505 AROUND MY OWN NECK. 191 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:56,275 IT GOES TAUT, AND I PRAY TO THE GODS THAT, THIS TIME, THE VINE 192 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:57,577 WILL HOLD. 193 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,547 BUT, ALAS, EVERY DAY, I WAKE UP IN MY OWN FILTH. 194 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,649 AND I LIE THERE, AND I CRY. 195 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:07,854 I CRY BECAUSE I'LL LIVE TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN! 196 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,322 SO, NO. 197 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:13,826 MARRYING A LASS WITH A FACE AS HIDEOUS AS MY OWN IS NOT ON MY 198 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,194 TO-DO LIST! 199 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,530 HAVE YOU TRIED THESE MINI CHEESEBURGERS? 200 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,965 GREAT! 201 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:21,467 UNH! 202 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:25,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 203 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:25,805 AAH! 204 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:26,639 A VAMPIRE! 205 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,342 OH, THAT SAILOR'S A FUCKING VAMPIRE! 206 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:32,745 AAH! 207 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,614 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 208 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,924 WHERE IS IT WHEN I REALLY NEED IT? 209 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:45,658 UGH! 210 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,861 HEY, SHE-RA, I MADE A BALLOON! 211 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,863 [ CHOKING ] 212 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,298 AH, BIRTH CONTROL IS MAGIC. 213 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,834 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. 214 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:58,504 I MEAN, ON MY WORLD IT'S LITERALLY CREATED BY SORCERERS. 215 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,140 WHEN YOU'RE ON THE TOUR BUS, BIRTH CONTROL IS WHATEVER'S 216 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:01,574 HANDY. 217 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,842 YOU IMPROVISE. 218 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,511 A HARDEE'S CHEESEBURGER WRAPPER TIED OFF WITH A HAIR SCRUNCHIE, 219 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,147 OR, YOU KNOW, JUST DO ANAL. 220 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,249 ARE ANY KIDS GONNA SEE THIS? 221 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,118 I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER. 222 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:15,254 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY UNSEXY? 223 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,424 THESE ARE FROM THE PX AT COBRA HEADQUARTERS. 224 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,092 NO, NO, NO. WAIT. 225 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,061 IT GETS BETTER. 226 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,172 UGH! 227 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,575 IN A VILLAGE WHERE THE MALE-TO-FEMALE RATIO IS 99 TO 1, 228 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:40,980 EVERY OTHER TEXT MESSAGE IS A DICK PIC. 229 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,382 DO BOYS ASK FOR PHOTOS OF MY BERRIES? 230 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:44,417 WHY, YES! 231 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:47,420 EVERYONE KNOWS I HAVE VERY GOOD BERRIES. 232 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,755 YES, LIKE I SAID, MY BERRIES. 233 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:50,756 BERRIES. 234 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:53,292 ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY TITS?! 235 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,194 PUSSY DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 236 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,896 PUSSY DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 237 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:01,000 OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE -- PUSSY DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 238 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,705 OOOH, LA LA! 239 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,239 GOT TO LOVE THE BAD BOYS. 240 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,241 I HOOKED UP WITH MOSS MAN ONCE. 241 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,477 AFTERWARD, MY BED SMELLED LIKE A HEFTY BAG FULL OF LAWN 242 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,246 TRIMMINGS THAT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE SUN FOR TWO DAYS. 243 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,882 ALSO, HIS PENIS WAS A GNARLED ROOT. 244 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,950 HERE'S A JOKE. 245 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,085 THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 246 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,555 "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FACE AND A TOILET?" 247 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,557 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER? 248 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:25,858 R. KELLY. 249 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,128 I GAVE A BLOWJOB TO OSAMA BIN LADEN. 250 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:33,165 HA! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! 251 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,667 I DID, THOUGH. 252 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,436 TERRORCON '94. 253 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,605 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 254 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,741 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 255 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,876 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 256 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,045 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 257 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,180 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 258 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,383 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 259 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,351 BA-GAWK! BAWK.