1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,278 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,853 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:36,403 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,006 ROBEAST, DEAD AHEAD! 7 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,342 BETTER FORM VOLTRON! 8 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,878 [ ENERGY CRACKLING ] 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,281 [ Lisping ] HEY, GUYS! 10 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,283 MIND IF I GET IN ON THIS ACTION? 11 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,552 UH, THIS ISN'T REALLY THAT KIND OF PARTY, PINK LION. 12 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,455 [ ENERGY CRACKLING ] AW, DAMN IT. PINK LION! 13 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,123 OKAY, GUYS, I'M BACKING UP! 14 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,759 [ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ] UH, UH, UH, NEGATIVE, 15 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:00,460 PINK LION. 16 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:03,296 [ THUNK! ] [ ROARS ] 17 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,497 NEVER MIND THAT! 18 00:01:04,563 --> 00:01:05,865 EYES UP HERE, ROBEAST! 19 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,268 THIS IS IT! IT'S GO -- OH, NO! 20 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,837 I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX ED IN SCHOOL YET! 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,539 ALL RIGHT! WE LURED HIM IN! 22 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,274 LAUNCHING ACIDIC PLASMA! 23 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:17,510 [ SPLAT! ] [ ROARS ] 24 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,612 WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, BUDDY. 25 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,916 TO GIVE YOU A BETTER SENSE OF WHAT BEING ON A SLAVE SHIP WOULD 26 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:25,985 HAVE BEEN LIKE, EVERYONE LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR SO I CAN DUCT 27 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:27,887 TAPE YOUR HANDS AND FEET TOGETHER. 28 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:32,859 THEN, I'M GOING TO CHOOSE FIVE OF YOU TO BE THE SLAVE MASTERS. 29 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:43,735 [ BARKING ] 30 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:44,771 DAD! 31 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,509 DAD! 32 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,378 AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 33 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:53,446 UNH! 34 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,614 DAD! 35 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,850 NO, CLARK. STAY BACK. 36 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:57,783 AAAH! 37 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,785 WHOA! 38 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,386 DAD! 39 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,423 WHAAAA! 40 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,657 WHOA! 41 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,762 [ GROWLS ] AH, SHIT, A FUCKING BEAR?! 42 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,231 OW, IT'S GOT MY HEAD! 43 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,032 CLARK, GET THE HELL OVER HERE! 44 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,200 NO, NO. GO BACK! 45 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:17,637 YOU CAN'T -- AHHH! FUCK COME BACK. COME RESCUE ME! 46 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,672 THIS BEAR IS DEEP INTO MY SKULL! 47 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,107 NO, CLARK. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 48 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,408 I'M NOT THINKING STRAIGHT! 49 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,676 AAAAH! 50 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:27,046 [ SIGHS ] THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY, CLARK. 51 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,949 PEOPLE CAN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS. 52 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:34,320 [ CROWD MURMURS ] AW, DAMN. MY BAD, CLARK! 53 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,025 IT'S TIME FOR MY CHECK-UP, BONES. 54 00:02:39,091 --> 00:02:40,126 LET'S MAKE THIS FAST. 55 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:40,927 SORRY, JIM. 56 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,795 STARFLEET JUST HANDED ME THE ORDERS. 57 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,298 I'M TO GIVE EVERY MALE CREW MEMBER A PROSTATE EXAM. 58 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,132 FINE. 59 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,800 WHICH ONE OF THESE GIZMOS DO I...BLOW? 60 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,870 I HAVE TO INSERT MY FINGER INTO YOUR RECTUM AND EXAMINE THE 61 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,204 PROSTATE GLAND. 62 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,940 THIS...ISN'T FAIR. 63 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,008 IT'S ROUTINE, JIM. 64 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,477 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR WALNUT-SIZED KNUCKLES. 65 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:58,912 I'M GOING TO GET HOLLOWED OUT. 66 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,146 ARE YOU READY, JIM? 67 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,782 JUST GO, BONES. BOLDLY GO. 68 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,918 WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. 69 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:06,352 NOT WHILE I WAS SOBER. 70 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:07,587 [ SPLAT! ] GAAAAAAH! 71 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,955 DON'T BE NERVOUS, SPOCK. 72 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,089 "NERVOUS," DOCTOR? 73 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,391 VULCANS ARE NOT EMOTIONAL. 74 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:12,592 [ SPLAT! ] AH, GOD! 75 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,093 DO YOU TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS?! 76 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,461 FUCK IT! 77 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,964 [ GASPS ] AYE, MOMMY, IF YOU CAN SEE ME 78 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,532 FROM HEAVEN, SHUT YOUR EYES. 79 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,833 I'LL BE WITH YOU SOON. 80 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,035 DAMN IT, SCOTTY! 81 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,804 IT'S A RECTAL EXAMINATION, NOT AN EXECUTION! 82 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,441 [ Crying ] AYE, IT IS, BONES -- A BUTT EXECUTION. 83 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:29,841 [ SPLAT! ] AAAAH! 84 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,211 WHO'S AROUND TO BEAM UP OLD SCOTTY? 85 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:35,781 IF YOU FEEL ANY DISCOMFORT -- THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, 86 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:36,215 DOC. 87 00:03:36,281 --> 00:03:37,716 MOUNT UP. 88 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,219 [ SPLAT! ] BUSH LEAGUE. 89 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,120 SO, UH... 90 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:44,290 [ CRYING ] SO. 91 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,026 CAPTAIN'S LOG. STARDATE 4725. 92 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,863 McCOY...TOUCHED MY...BUTTHOLE. 93 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,933 AFTER "THE BELL JAR," I CANNOT SEEM TO WRITE ANOTHER 94 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,667 WORD. 95 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,436 I, SYLVIA PLATH, MUST END IT ALL. 96 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,471 THERE, THAT SHOULD BE HOT ENOUGH. 97 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,039 [ FOOSH! ] AAAAAAAAH! 98 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:01,808 OH, GOODNESS, THAT'S PAINFUL! 99 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,276 HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?! 100 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,310 [ FOOSH! ] AAAAAAAAAH! 101 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,712 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY FUCKING GOD. 102 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,080 OKAY. OKAY. DON'T PUSS OUT. 103 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,148 THIS IS A TIME-TESTED WAY TO KILL ONESELF. 104 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,049 TRUST THE PROCESS. 105 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:10,917 [ FOOSH! ] AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 106 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,085 FUCK THIS! 107 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:15,455 "THE BELL JAR 2: A GOOD BELL TO JAR HARD." 108 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,156 [ DING! ] WRITING SURE IS A LOT EASIER 109 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:20,360 WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING OVEN. 110 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,629 I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK, YOUR GRACE. 111 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:26,032 WELL, HE FUCKED THE QUEEN, SO HANG THAT GIRAFFE! 112 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,637 CATEGORY 5 KAIJU APPROACHING. 113 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:33,072 ALL PILOTS REPORT TO JEAGERS NOW! 114 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,174 FIRST, WE DRIFT OUR MEMORIES TOGETHER. 115 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,342 THEN WE FIGHT. GOT IT? 116 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:37,543 NOT REALLY. 117 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,212 LET'S JUST GLOSS OVER THIS PART AND HOPE THE MONSTER FIGHTS 118 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:39,979 ARE COOL, ALL RIGHT? 119 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:40,713 LET'S DO IT. 120 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,816 [ CLANK! ] THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 121 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,652 YOUR WHOLE LIFE, LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME. 122 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:47,487 [ YIPPING ] YOU STUPID FUCKING DOG! 123 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:48,054 I HATE YOU! 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:48,921 OH, MY GOD! 125 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:50,089 YOU ABUSE YOUR DOG?! 126 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,424 H-HE ATE MY TV GUIDE! 127 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,291 NOW FOCUS! 128 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,794 [ MOANING ] OOOOH, YEAH. AAAAAH. 129 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,162 IT'S OKAY, DAVE. 130 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,330 E-EVERYONE DOES IT. 131 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,699 BUT COWS IN TOP HATS ARE A ST. OLAF TRADITION! 132 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,934 [ LAUGHTER ] [ Strained ] ROSE, YOU'RE SO 133 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:02,602 STUPID! 134 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:03,970 [ MOANS ] "GOLDEN GIRLS"?! 135 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,905 THE DRIFT GOES DEEP, ROOKIE. 136 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,874 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] WAIT, IS THIS ONE OF MY 137 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,808 MEMORIES? 138 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,109 UHHHHHHHH... 139 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,145 [ SQUEAK! ] OH, YOU'RE SICK! 140 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:13,346 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU! 141 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,416 GO EAT A TOILET SANDWICH, FREAK! 142 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,818 [ ALARM BLARES ] 143 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,454 [ GASPS ] 144 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,589 MY QUEEN, YOU -- YOU SON OF A BITCH! 145 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,758 [ GASPS ] [ NEIGHS ] 146 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,797 THE ESCAPED ANIMAL IS A POLAR BEAR WITH THE ABILITY TO SURVIVE 147 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,298 IN THE ARCTIC AND ANTARCTIC. 148 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:35,534 IT EXHIBITS MASSIVE MOOD SWINGS LIKE THAT OF A MANIC-DEPRESSIVE 149 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:38,471 AND HAS EQUAL SEXUAL DESIRES FOR BOTH MALES AND FEMALES. 150 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:41,074 DEAR GOD, ARE YOU SUGGESTING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SUGGESTING? 151 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,008 THAT'S RIGHT. 152 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:47,113 A BI-POLAR, BIPOLAR, BI POLAR BEAR. 153 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,748 THAT IS VERY STUPID. 154 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,351 [ TICKING ] TIME TRAVEL HAS NOT BEEN 155 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:53,319 INVENTED YET... 156 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,022 [ GUN COCKS ] ...BUT IN 30 YEARS, IT WILL BE. 157 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,358 [ GUNSHOT ] IN THE FUTURE, TV NETWORKS DON'T 158 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:03,062 AWWOW CARTOONS TO HAVE GUNS, SO IF THEY WANT TO KILL SOMEONE, 159 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,198 THEY SEND THEM BACK HERE TO ME. 160 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:09,769 MY NAME IS ELMER FUDD, AND I'M A WOOPER. 161 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:16,976 THE ONLY WULE IS NEVER LET YOUR TARGET ESCAPE, EVEN IF YOUR 162 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,046 TARGET...IS YOU. 163 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,714 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 164 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:22,515 SHOOT ME! 165 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,483 WHAT?! 166 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,486 IN THE FUTURE, THEY DON'T LET ME HAVE A GUN! 167 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,422 THAT WAS MY ONE DIMENSION AS A CHARACTER! 168 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,090 KNOW WHAT I DID YESTERDAY? 169 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:35,361 I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS AND THEN BEAT IT TO A WEADER'S DIGEST! 170 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,863 HELP ME! 171 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:37,930 I CAN'T. 172 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,032 COME ON. GIVE IT TO ME. 173 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,401 [ Crying ] PLEEEEEEEASE. 174 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:43,436 [ GUNSHOT ] 175 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,506 I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. 176 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,875 [ GUNSHOT ] BLEE-- BLEE-- BLEE-- 177 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:49,942 THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 178 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,912 [ GUNSHOT ] CAN I LISTEN TO THIS TAPE IN 179 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:53,846 TEDDY RUXPIN, MOMMY? 180 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:54,847 OF COURSE, JESSIE. 181 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,916 [ TAPE CLICKING ] DO I WISH I COULD JUST LEAVE 182 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:57,383 MY WIFE? 183 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,551 YES. 184 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,553 IF SHE'D TAKE JESSIE WITH HER AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE, THAT 185 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,387 WOULD BE IDEAL. 186 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,922 I JUST DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING. 187 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,458 SOMETIMES I JUST THINK MURDER IS THE ONLY OPTION. 188 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,561 HONEY, I'M MISSING THE TAPE FROM MY THERAPY SESSION. 189 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,129 OH, SHIT. 190 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,198 MY WIFE, MELISSA, AND I HAVE DECIDED TO ADOPT. 191 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,099 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 192 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,067 WHY DON'T I BRING OUT THE FIRST CHILD? 193 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:15,768 ANNIE? 194 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,770 I'M LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE! 195 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,106 LEAPIN' LIZARDS, I SURE AM CUTE! 196 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,574 HOW ADORABLE. 197 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,544 AND THIS IS PIPPI LONGSTOCKING! 198 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,712 I'M PIPPI LONGSTOCKING! 199 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,781 GEE WHIZ, I SURE AM CUTE! 200 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,283 YOU SURE ARE, PIPPI! 201 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:33,252 LET'S DO OUR DANCE FOR THEM! 202 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,894 PIPPI LONGSTOCKING IS ONE OF ANNIE'S MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. 203 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,362 SHE'S HAD A HARD-KNOCK LIFE. 204 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,064 YOU KNOW, UH...SEX SLAVERY. 205 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,334 ARE ALL HER PERSONALITIES PLUCKY SINGING ORPHANS? 206 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,002 She's not that creative. 207 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,470 MY DADDY'S A PIRATE! 208 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,538 SURE, HE IS. 209 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:53,172 He's not. 210 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:54,240 [ English accent ] HELLO. 211 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,508 I'M HARRY POTTER. 212 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,743 THIS POOR DEAR'S PARENTS WERE KILLED IN FRONT OF HIM, AND HIS 213 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,179 AUNT AND UNCLE KEPT HIM IN A CUPBOARD UNTIL CHILD SERVICES 214 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,047 CAME. 215 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,582 UH, YOU SHOULD KNOW HE HAS NIGHT TERRORS. 216 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,250 A LOT OF KIDS HAVE NIGHTMARES. 217 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,619 WELL, I'M A WIZARD, SO MY NIGHT TERRORS MANIFEST 218 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,522 THEMSELVES INTO ACTUAL CREATURES THAT TRY TO CLAW ME TO DEATH IN 219 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,089 MY SLEEP. 220 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:10,723 HA. 221 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,158 WHAT ELSE IS ON THE TABLE? 222 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,392 I'M OLIVER TWIST! 223 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,928 ♪ FOOD IS GREAT ♪ ANOTHER HELPING WOULD BE 224 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,263 SWELL ♪ ♪ I'M POOR 225 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,397 GO TO BED, ANNIE. 226 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:19,365 WHERE IS THE LOVE? 227 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,533 ARE YOU MY MOMMY?! 228 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,201 OH, SAY HELLO TO BRUCE WAYNE. 229 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,604 HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED IN FRONT OF HIM, TOO. 230 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,839 MY FAVORITE STORY IS "GOODNIGHT MOON." 231 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,375 REMEMBER TO DO THE VOICES. 232 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,145 YES, HE-MAN IS NIGH UNBEATABLE NOW, BUT WHAT IF WE 233 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:37,149 USE THIS SPELL TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND KILL HIS MOTHER BEFORE 234 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,885 HE IS BORN?! 235 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,419 [ PANTING ] WELL? 236 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,556 I'VE STOPPED PRETENDING MY OPINION IS TAKEN INTO 237 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:44,222 CONSIDERATION. 238 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,391 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 239 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,793 WE'RE TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO KILL HE-MAN'S MOTHER AND -- 240 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,262 BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BA-BOOP BOOP. 241 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:52,598 THIS JUST IN -- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 242 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,836 WANT TO GET SOME HOT WINGS? 243 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,772 [ ENERGY CRACKLES ] 244 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:01,540 HA HA! 245 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,175 THE PERFECT PLAN! 246 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:03,910 AAAH! 247 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,811 IS THAT A BERRY BLUE JELLY BELLY? 248 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:06,879 OH, NO, MAN, NO! 249 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:07,980 THAT'S MY DICK! 250 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,017 MY BODY'S GONE BACK IN TIME, AS WELL! 251 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,184 BEAST MAN? 252 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,185 BEAST MAN? 253 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,087 THEY CALL THESE HOT? 254 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,390 I-I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE ATOMIC! 255 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,824 WE ORDERED THE MILD. 256 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,160 FUCK YOU WE ORDERED THE MILD! 257 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,362 CAN I DRINK YOUR BLUE CHEESE?! 258 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,966 AH, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! 259 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,969 HOW AM I GOING TO KILL HE-MAN'S MOM NOW?! 260 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,238 IS THAT A BABY ALONE IN THE STREET? 261 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,308 WAIT, PERHAPS I CAN USE MY DIMINUTIVE STATURE TO MY 262 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,842 ADVANTAGE. 263 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,578 WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! 264 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,446 DEAR GOD! 265 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,748 A WILD DOG BIT THIS BABY'S FACE OFF! 266 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,083 I'M A WIDDLE BABY! 267 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,053 IT'S STILL ALIVE IN DEFIANCE OF NATURE ITSELF! 268 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,587 KILL IT! KILL IT! 269 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,357 NO ONE STOMPS A BABY IN KING RANDOR'S KINGDOM! 270 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:51,958 WHOA! 271 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,492 [ Weakly ] WUV ME. 272 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,494 SORRY, EVERYONE. CARRY ON. 273 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:56,796 AH, THEY'RE GONE. 274 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:57,763 WHAT LUCK! 275 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,433 HE-MAN'S FATHER WILL TAKE ME TO HIS WIFE! 276 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:04,537 I'LL SMOTHER HER IN HER SLEEP AND BE A HERO... 277 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,106 TO MYSELF, NOT TO SOCIETY OR GOD, NATCH. 278 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:10,176 [ CELLPHONE RINGS, BEEPS ] WHOOPS, SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY. 279 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,610 GOT TO MAKE A QUICK DETOUR. 280 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,313 AND, UH, WHAT SAY WE KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM OLD 281 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,882 MRS. RANDOR? 282 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,118 SO, KING RANDOR HAS A PIECE ON THE SIDE. 283 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,119 WELL, THAT'S COOL. 284 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,153 YOU KNOW, I GET IT. 285 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,356 BUT WHAT IF THIS WOMAN IS HE-MAN'S MOTHER? 286 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,591 NO, THIS WON'T DO AT ALL! 287 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,326 [ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ] 288 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,731 NOW, LET'S GET A LOOK AT THIS HARPY! 289 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:32,932 MOM?! 290 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:38,771 THAT MEANS KING RANDOR WAS MY FATHER, WHICH MEANS...NOOOOOO! 291 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,007 AVENGE ME, BEAST MAN! 292 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,909 AVENGE ME! 293 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:45,644 WET NAP? 294 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:46,379 WET NAP?! 295 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,813 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE THIS OUT! 296 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,582 OH, FIRST TIME EATING BUFFALO WINGS? 297 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,317 WHAT IF IT IS?! 298 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,719 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 299 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,855 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 300 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,990 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 301 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,159 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 302 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,294 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 303 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,497 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 304 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,465 BA-GAWK! BAWK.