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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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IT'S ALIVE!

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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HEY!

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UNH!

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HEY!

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UNH!

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HEY!

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OUR GAME, "CANDY CRUSH SAGA,"
IS SO SIMPLE AND ADDICTIVE --

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JUST MATCH THREE ITEMS IN A ROW!

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HA! WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF
THIS BEFORE?

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YEAH, I CAME UP WITH IT WHEN
I WAS PLAYING "BEJEWELED," BUT

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MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO SHOULD
DIRECT THE "CANDY CRASH SAGA"

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MOVIE?

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WHAT ABOUT ZACK SNYDER?

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[ WHOOSHING ]
UNH! AH!

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[ CRASHING ]
AAH!

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[ CRASH ]

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THIS ENDS NOW!

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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
MILLIONS ARE DEAD!

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BUT I FOUND THREE ORANGE
CANDIES!

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EH, TOO VIOLENT.

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HOW ABOUT TYLER PERRY?

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OOH, LAWDY!

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I JUST GOT T'REE OF DEM LITTLE
CANDIES IN A ROW, PRAISE BE TO

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JESUS!

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MADEA, THREE YEARS AGO, I WAS
SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AT A

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FRATERNITY PARTY.

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NOW I'M ADDICTED TO CRACK.

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LOVE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN
ANY ADDICTION, BABY GIRL.

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IN FACT, IT IS ONE.

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THAT GOT REALLY DARK AND
WEIRD AT THE END.

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EH, THEY ALL DO.

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YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE
"BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE," AND THEN IT

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TURNS INTO SOME HIGH-SCHOOL
GIRL'S IDEA OF A "RELEVANT"

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PLAY.

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THOSE PETER JACKSON MOVIES
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

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♪ PASS THE MINTS AND SHARE
THE TREATS ♪

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♪ WON'T THE VIEWERS THINK IT'S
SWEET? ♪

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THIS SCENE HAS GONE ON FOR 45
MINUTES, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW

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WHAT A HOBBIT IS.

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RUN, YOU FOOLS!

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EH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO
DIRECTS IT.

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WE'RE THE BIGGEST THING ON THE
INTERNET!

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IT'LL BE A HIT NO MATTER WHAT!

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YOU'RE RIGHT!

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HEY, I GOTTA GET HOME SOON.

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"SHIT MY DAD SAYS" IS ON
TONIGHT!

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OH, NO, PHIL.

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NO. NO, IT ISN'T.

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HAHAHA HA-HA!

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HAHAHA HA-HA!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?

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OH, DAD? WHY ARE YOU CALLING?

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WHAT? WHEN?

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I JU-- I JUST SAW HER!

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OH, MY GOD.

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WAS THE OTHER DRIVER DRUNK OR...

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YEAH, I'LL HOP ON THE FIRST
PLANE OUT OF HERE.

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[ SNIFFLES ]
I LOVE YOU, DAD.

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[ Sobbing ] WUHAHA HA-HA.

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WUHAHA HA-HA.

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WUHAHAHAHAHAHA HA-HAAAAAA.

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"AND THE DRAGON AND THE
SQUIRREL SKIPPED DOWN

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PEPPERCORN LANE..."

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HEY!

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HUH? WHAT?

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I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT
ONCE YOU FALL ASLEEP, THERE IS

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ZERO VALUE IN ME READING THIS
BOOK.

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I SURE DID HAVE A GOOD TIME
TONIGHT, JACK.

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YEAH, ME TOO.

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MAYBE WE COULD -- OH, NO!

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TONIGHT'S THE FULL MOON?

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RUN, SALLY!

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RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

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I'M A WEREWOLF!

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[ GROANING ]
NO, JACK, I'M STAYING!

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I LOVE YOU!

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WAIT, WHAT?!

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I LOVE YOU!

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[ GROANING ]
THANK YOU?

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"THANK YOU"?

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I SAY "I LOVE YOU," AND YOU SAY
"THANK YOU"?

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OH, ARE...WE...DOING THIS
NOW?

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[ GROANS ]
[ Straining ] I THINK YOU...ARE

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VERY NICE!

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I JUST GOT OUT OF A LONG-TERM
THING, SO --

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LOOK, I'M TURNING INTO A
WEREWOLF.

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YOU SHOULD REALLY GO --
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!

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[ SIGHS ]
OH, GOD.

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WHAT DID I DO TO SALLY LAST
NIGHT?

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YOU MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD!

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[ BOTH CONVERSING IN IRANIAN ]

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OH, YEAH!

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GO, GO, GO!

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[ MACHINE GUNFIRE ]
STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!

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GET ON THE GROUND!

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[ CLOCK TICKING ]
AND YOU FEEL THE ARMY TOOK

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ADVANTAGE OF YOU?

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YES!

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I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN ANYBODY SAYS "HEY,

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KOOL-AID!"
OH, YEAH!

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WHAT?

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WHAT?

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WHAT?

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KEEP ROLLING.

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SO, YOU SEE, KIDS, IF YOU
SHARE WITH OTHERS, OTHERS WILL

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SHARE WITH YOU --
AAH!

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[ CHILDREN SCREAM ]

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

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SIRI, I'M HUNGRY FOR A
BURRITO.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I'M SORRY, BANE.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I WANT YOU TO FIND ME A

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BURRITO STORE, SIRI.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
YOUR VOICE IS BARELY AUDIBLE,

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BANE.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
BURRITOS IN BANE'S STOMACH

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NOW!

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
PERHAPS A MASK WAS A BAD

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COSTUME CHOICE.

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AAH!

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WE WILL DRINK HERE, LAWRENCE.

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WAIT. WHO OWNS THIS WELL?

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WE ARE THIRSTY!

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WE WILL DRINK!

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WHO STEAL THE WATER FROM THE
SHEIK?

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AAH!

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I'LL BREAK YOUR BACK!

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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

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MY NAME IS T.E. LAWRENCE,
AND I COULD USE YOUR ASSISTANCE

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IN THIS WAR, SIR.

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NOW YOU FRIENDS WITH SHEIKY
BABY!

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[GUNSHOTS]

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I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK!

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SUCH BRAVERY!

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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

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HE'S QUITE THE WARRIOR.

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YOUNG MEN MAKE WAR.

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OLD MEN MAKE PEACE.

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OH! SON OF A BITCH!

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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

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OKAY...

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[ CAMEL SPITS ]
AH!

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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

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THAT'S A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

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AH! [ SPITS ]
SAND SHOW NO RESPECT.

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SHEIK PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL
CLUTCH!

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OKAY, THIS GUY'S CRAZY.

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DID LAWRENCE AND SHEIKY BABY
WIN THE WAR?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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THIS MOVIE IS 3 HOURS AND 48
MINUTES LONG.

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A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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[ SOBBING ]

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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

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GREETINGS, BOOS AND GHOULS!

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BOYS AND GIRLS! BOOS AND GHOULS!

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FUCK THAT WAS BARELY
COHERENT!

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TONIGHT WE HAVE THREE TALES OF
TERROR GUARANTEED TO CHILL YOU

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TO THE "GROANS"!

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WAIT, THE WORD "BONES" WAS
ALREADY SCARY.

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WHY'D WE -- OKAY. WHO CARES?

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LET'S KEEP THIS TURD TRAIN
ROLLING.

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
I LOVE MY NEW UNICORN

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TRAPPER KEEPER!

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THE OLD GYPSY SAID NOT TO OPEN
IT AFTER MIDNIGHT.

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OH, WELL. COULDN'T HURT.

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[ NEIGHS ]
HELLO, TRACY!

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LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

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OH, MY GOD! YES!

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I LOVE YOU!

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SAY, WHO'S THIS?

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OH, THAT'S JUST MY BOYFRIEND,
CHARLIE.

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[ NICKERS ] HE LOOKS FUN.

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UH, YEAH, I GUESS.

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WHAT'S THIS? A POOL PARTY?

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COUNT ME IN!

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WHOA! A UNICORN!

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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE
SOME SUNSCREEN!

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YEAH, I GUESS I DO NEED SOME.

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WHOOPS! NO HANDS!

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BETTER IMPROVISE!

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[ LAUGHS ] THAT TICKLES!

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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YEAH.

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HEY, CHARLIE -- AAAAAH!

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[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
COULD HAVE SWORN I TIED A

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SOCK ON THE DOOR, TRACY.

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OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A PERVERT! YOU'RE --
AAH!

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THAT WAS A WARNING.

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WALK AWAY.

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I'D RATHER RIDE.

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
OHH! OOH, AHH.

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ALL YOU'VE DONE IS MADE ME
STRONGER.

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UH-OH.

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YOU WANNA GET SUCKED?

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GET SUCKED!

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NOOOOO!

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[ ECHOING NEIGH ]
IT'S FINALLY OVER, BABY.

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BYE-BYE, COLLEGE FUND.

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COLLEGE FUND?

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[ CAMERA BEEPING ]
EW.

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OH, HELLO!

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I WAS JUST ENJOYING THE LATEST
BEST "HELLER"!

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[ LAUGHS ]
THIS IS ACTUALLY DAN BROWN'S

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"INFERNO."

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IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.

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OUR NEXT TALE IS SOMETHING OF AN
"ALLE-GORY"!

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YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S A
"META-GORE"!

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LET'S JUST ROLL IT.

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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

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GET OUT...

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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

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GET OUT OF THE HOU--
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR TONGUE

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OUT OF YOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE
SO I CAN JAM YOUR MAMA'S COCK

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UP THERE, YOU JIZZ-GARGLING
PILE OF MONKEY SPUNK?

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NOTHING TO SAY NOW, HUH?

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THERE'S JUST A LOT TO UNPACK
THERE.

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WELL, WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU
FIGURE IT OUT, SHIT STICK.

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[ SNORES ]

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[ YAWNS ]

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BLAM!

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WHERE'S YOUR PUSSY-ASS ART
PROJECT NOW, FUCK NUT?

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ART!

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU!

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GOD! FORGET IT! I'M LEAVING!

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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!

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HUH? WHAT?

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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
AAAAAH!

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RAGGING SO BAD, WHY DON'T YOU

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TAKE YOUR MAMA'S TAMPON OUT OF
YOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE AND

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LICK IT CLEAN BEFORE YOU SHOVE
IT UP YOUR PUSSY?

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HEY, STOP TALKING ABOUT MY
DAD'S ASSHOLE!

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I'LL LEAVE TOWN, OKAY?

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00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,267
OH, FYI, THAT ISN'T BLOOD.

243
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,336
THAT IS STRAWBERRY JAM, M'LADY.

244
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,804
THE INSULATION IS LEAKING.

245
00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,307
ALL I DID WAS TURN THE PAINTING
UPSIDE DOWN.

246
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LIVE WITH IT.

247
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,944
DO YOU THINK HE WAS RIGHT
ABOUT THE INSULATION?

248
00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,346
THAT COULD BE BERRY EXPENSIVE.

249
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,647
HMM, LET'S SEE.

250
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:45,384
THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER I GIVE A
FUCK, SHIT TITS!

251
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,253
DUN DUN-DUN-DAAAA!

252
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,487
BITCH PUDDING!

253
00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:49,255
BLAM!

254
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,691
[ CRASH ]
I SHOULD REALLY MOVE.

255
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,927
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
BARE-BONES STORYTELLING!

256
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:58,264
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S LIKE THE WRITERS WERE

257
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,532
"SCARE-LY" TRYING!

258
00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:03,069
[ LAUGHS ]
LET'S KEEP MOVING.

259
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,037
HONEY, I'M RUNNING TO THE
STORE!

260
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:09,175
YOU BE CAREFUL OUT THERE,
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN.

261
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,647
HEY, GEORGE!

262
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,215
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!

263
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,116
GEORGE!

264
00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,884
WHEN'S THE NEXT BOOK GONNA BE
FINISHED?

265
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,152
WILL IT BE FINISHED TODAY?

266
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:20,987
SAY TODAY!

267
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,588
IS JON SNOW'S MOM REALLY
MELISANDRE?

268
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,623
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, IF YOU
THINK ABOUT IT!

269
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:25,725
HEY, GEORGE!

270
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,693
IF THE LAND BEYOND THE WALL IS A
METAPHOR FOR CANADA...

271
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,961
...THEN WHAT'S NEW JERSEY?

272
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,062
ARE DIRE WOLVES REAL?

273
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,064
CAN I HAVE EMILIA CLARKE'S
PHONE NUMBER?

274
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:32,999
THREE-EYED RAVEN!

275
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:33,966
CAN I DO BRIENNE?

276
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,402
STAY -- STAY BACK!

277
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,838
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!

278
00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:39,338
OH!

279
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:39,872
NO! NO!

280
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,040
IS BRIENNE DOABLE?

281
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,442
JON AND YGRITTE!

282
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:46,812
THAT WAS WEIRD.

283
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,348
ANYWAY, TUNE IN NEXT "SHRIEK"
WHEN WE --

284
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,550
OH, WE'RE NOT BACK NEXT
"SHRIEK"?

285
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,552
WE WERE CANCELED YEARS AGO?

286
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,721
YOU MEAN "FEARS" AGO!

287
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,223
OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS.

288
00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:01,994
WELL, FUCK ME, JERRY, I --
[ LAUGHS ]

289
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,096
[ SOBBING ]

290
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,601
JERRY, WHERE'D YOU GO?

291
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,637
JERRY, WHERE'D YOU GO?!

292
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,606
DON'T LEAVE YOUR BOY, JERRY!

293
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:14,673
I'M YOUR BOY!

294
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,175
WHY-Y-Y?

295
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,611
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO!

296
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,579
[ SOBBING ]