1 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,010 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,919 >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:38,138 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:44,644 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] >> UH... 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:49,482 >> MMM...M&M's. 8 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,485 [ CRUNCH! ] OH FUCKING GROSS, MAN. 9 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,654 THIS ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO AN M&M. 10 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,923 >> [ CHUCKLES ] THEY'RE REESE'S PIECE-- 11 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,925 [ GASPS ] WHAT THE HELL?! 12 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,394 >> [ GROWLS ] >> THIS ONE'S THROAT IS INJURED. 13 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:06,433 >> THEIR RACE IS SO PRIMITIVE AND YET SO FASCINATING. 14 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,102 ♪ THEIR SKIN IS NAKED TO THE BREEZE ♪ 15 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,604 ♪ DID THEIR FUR FALL OUT FROM SOME DISEASE? ♪ 16 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:16,443 ♪ THEY'RE PALE AND FRAIL AND SMELL LIKE A LATRINE ♪ 17 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:20,447 ♪ BUT I FEEL LIKE I MUST TAKE THE RISK, FOR MY CHOSEN JOB IS 18 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:23,450 SCIENTIST ♪ ♪ SO EVEN THOUGH MY FRIENDS 19 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:29,622 MIGHT FIND IT TOO OBSCENE ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA FUCK A HUMAN 20 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:30,789 >> WHAT? 21 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,960 >> ♪ FUCK A HUMAN ♪ FU-UCK A 22 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:37,564 ♪ FUCK A HUMAN >> CORNELIUS, MY PENCIL BROKE. 23 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,065 BE A DEAR AND FETCH ME ANOTHER? 24 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,401 >> RIGHT AWAY. 25 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,235 >> PHEW! 26 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,738 ♪ THIS CHICK'S CUTE, BUT SMELLS LIKE BALLS ♪ 27 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,241 ♪ I GUESS SHE'LL DO WHEN NATURE CALLS ♪ 28 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:53,079 ♪ BUT ASTRONAUTS ARE USED TO BETTER TA-A-A-NG ♪ 29 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:57,250 ♪ ZIRA NEEDS AN ASTRO-PIMP ♪ I'M LIMP TO BLIMP WHEN I SEE 30 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,420 THAT CHIMP ♪ ♪ PERHAPS OUR COMMON LANGUAGE 31 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:06,759 WILL BE "GANG BANG" ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA FUCK A MONKEY 32 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:10,096 ♪ FUCK A MONKEY ♪ FUCK A 33 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:14,033 ♪ FUCK A MONKEY >> HUMAN, YOU CAN TALK! 34 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,704 >> HELL YES, I CAN TALK, AND I CAN ALSO HEAR, LIKE WHEN I HEAR 35 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:21,441 DAMN DIRTY APES VOWING TO STICK THEIR DAMN DIRTY APE DORKS INTO 36 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:22,675 US HUMANS. 37 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:25,879 >> AND I HEARD YOU VOW TO PUT YOUR DISGUSTING, HAIRLESS, HUMAN 38 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,747 SKIN FLUTE INTO ONE OF US APES. 39 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,283 >> ON MY PLANET, WE HAVE A TERM FOR THIS... 40 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,319 >> Both: "BEST SUMMER EVER!" >> IF HIS THEORY IS CORRECT, 41 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,360 ANY ONE OF THOSE DISEASES COULD BE USED TO CAMOUFLAGE HIM FROM 42 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:41,461 THE ZOMBIES. 43 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,696 >> BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH DISEASES ARE IN THE VIALS. 44 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,531 >> NO, NOT THAT ONE. 45 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,367 >> OH, THIS IS BRUTAL. 46 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,835 OH, GOD, HE'S... 47 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:49,736 >> NO. 48 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:55,441 >> YEP, HE JUST INJECTED HIMSELF WITH AIDS. 49 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,110 >> IT WORKED. 50 00:02:57,176 --> 00:03:00,280 >> OH, BUT HE DEFINITELY HAS AIDS NOW. 51 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,949 >> OH, GEEZ, HE'S -- HE'S CELEBRATING. 52 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,851 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] THIS IS SAD. 53 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,152 >> WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 54 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,487 IS HE GOING BACK FOR MORE? 55 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,155 >> OH, I CAN'T WATCH THIS. 56 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,524 OH, GOD, WE ARE MAKING A SNUFF FILM. 57 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,127 >> ISN'T AIDS A LIVABLE DISEASE NOWADAYS? 58 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,629 >> THAT'S HIV, NOT AIDS. 59 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,031 >> COME ON, NO! 60 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,933 >> OH, THIS IS BRUTAL. 61 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,200 >> WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 62 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,402 >> D-DON'T. NO, DON'T! 63 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:23,169 DON'T DO IT! 64 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,037 THIS IS ABSURD. 65 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,005 >> DID HE JUST DRINK HIS OWN PISS?! 66 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,540 >> HE'S ALL HOPPED UP ON AIDS. 67 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,541 >> WHOO! 68 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,476 >> WHERE DID HE GET THAT SOMBRERO? 69 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,514 >> IT WAS FIRST PRIZE FOR PUTTING A FORK IN WORLD WAR Z! 70 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:38,685 [ GROANS ] [ RETCHING ] 71 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:42,789 >> OH, BOY, IT SURE IS A GREAT DAY HERE ON SESAME STREET! 72 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,491 >> YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE THE LAST NEIGHBORHOOD IN 73 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,860 NEW YORK THAT HASN'T BEEN GENTRIFIED. 74 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:52,531 >> UNTIL TODAY BECAUSE OUR SPECIAL GUEST IS HANNAH HORVATH 75 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,234 FROM THE "MARGINALLY POPULAR, BUT IGNORED IN THE FLYOVER 76 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,403 STATES" HBO SERIES "GIRLS." 77 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,504 >> HEY! 78 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,907 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND A COCAINE DEALER/ORGANIC 79 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,875 VIETNAMESE TACO TRUCK AROUND HERE? 80 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:05,378 >> FUCK ME. 81 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,413 >> OOH, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 82 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:11,684 I REALLY LOVE HOW YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES, GROVER. 83 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,520 >> OH, BUT I PLAY LOTS OF GAMES -- PATTY CAKE AND 84 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,221 MARCO POLO -- >> OH, YEAH! 85 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,322 INSULT MY PARENTS! 86 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,491 [ MOANS ] OH, YEAH! 87 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,492 >> WHOA! 88 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,795 TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT THE NUMBER 3. 89 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,131 I HAVE THREE APPLES. 90 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,434 >> AND I KNOW THREE GIRLS WHO WERE DATE-RAPED AT THE SAME BAR 91 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,435 ON SIXTH STREET. 92 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:30,603 >> THAT IS SAD. 93 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,940 [ CHOMP! ] UH...YOU'RE EATING MY PROPS. 94 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,608 >> I'M PROUD OF MY BODY. 95 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:36,776 >> I KNOW. I KNOW. 96 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,977 >> [ GROANS ] YEAH! 97 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:38,645 >> OH, GOD! 98 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,146 >> YEAH! 99 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:45,151 >> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! 100 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:49,522 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> FUCKING JERRY, MAN. 101 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:53,192 THAT GUY IS ALWAYS STRAIGHT-UP KILLING IT. 102 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,361 >> AND NOW BACK TO "INDIAN LOVE BOAT." 103 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,630 >> SIVA WILL MARRY MY UNCLE JARISH, FOR HE HAS PAID 104 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:58,798 HER DOWRY. 105 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,767 AND, RAVI, YOU WILL MARRY THE 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF YOUR 106 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:01,668 NEIGHBOR. 107 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,970 >> BUT I HAVE ALREADY KNOWN RAVI'S TOUCH! 108 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:04,971 >> YOU WHORE! 109 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,305 >> I HAVE SHAMED MY FAMILY! 110 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,876 [ WATER SPLASHES ] >> ♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT 111 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:13,212 [ FOG HORN BLOWS ] ♪ WAS THIS SKETCH PROGRESSIVE OR 112 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,884 RACIST? ♪ ♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT 113 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:21,721 ♪ I WROTE IT, AND FRANKLY I'M NOT SURE ♪ 114 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:27,293 ♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT ♪ COULD I SHOW THIS TO AN INDIAN 115 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,129 FRIEND? ♪ ♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT 116 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:34,367 [ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ] ♪ MAYBE IT'S BEST TO JUST MOVE 117 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:39,605 ON ♪ >> IN 1998, TWO TWINS MET AND 118 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,674 REUNITED THEIR MOM AND DAD IN... 119 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,242 >> Both: A PARENT TRAP! 120 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:45,845 >> NOW WE FIND OUT HOW IT ALL BEGAN... 121 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,180 >> I WANT A DIVORCE! 122 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,114 >> THANK GOD! 123 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,849 >> ...WITH TWO LITTLE COMPLICATIONS... 124 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:50,717 >> YOU'RE PREGNANT. 125 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,318 >> Both: AW, FUCK! >> WITH TWINS. 126 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,253 >> Both: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 127 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,722 >> ...AND ONLY ONE SOLUTION. 128 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:56,489 >> WHAT? 129 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,257 YOU WANT TO SPLIT UP TWIN SISTERS? 130 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,526 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT CHILDREN ARE NOT LIKE MONETARY POSSESSIONS. 131 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,195 >> I DO NOT, YOUR HONOR! 132 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,696 >> NEITHER DO I! 133 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,398 >> OKAY, I'LL ALLOW IT. 134 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,571 >> YOU GO BACK TO ENGLAND WITH YOURS. 135 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,005 >> AND YOU STAY HERE WITH YOURS. 136 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,742 >> Both: AND WE NEVER LET THEM KNOW THE OTHER EXISTS. 137 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:19,345 [ CLAP! ] >> SOMETIMES HAPPY ENDINGS HAVE 138 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,647 TRULY HORRIFYING, GLOSSED-OVER BEGINNINGS! 139 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,116 >> [ Laughing ] BYE FOREVER! 140 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,451 >> IDEALLY! 141 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,453 >> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 142 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,988 COOL, MAN. 143 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,124 WHERE'S MY FOOD? 144 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,391 >> OH, IT'S OVER THERE. 145 00:06:32,457 --> 00:06:35,428 YEAH, IT'S ON THE FILTHY GROUND NOW, 'CAUSE WE HEAR THAT YOU EAT 146 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,963 FOOD OFF THE FILTHY GROUND NOW. 147 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,965 FUCKIN' SAVAGE. 148 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:43,469 >> AND WE ARE IN MONTH THREE OF OVERTIME AS THE PUCK IS STILL 149 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,805 STUCK UNDER PLAYER 12's FOOT. 150 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,307 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> OH, GOODIE! 151 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:49,976 THE WHORE I ORDERED. 152 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:50,977 OH! 153 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,478 >> HELLO, MR. FRANKLIN! 154 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,314 OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY I COULD SEE MORE OF HER BODY AND 155 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,249 LESS OF THAT FACE. 156 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,450 OH, WELL. 157 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,051 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY MAKE GLASSES WITH TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF 158 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:00,219 LENSES. 159 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,454 HMM... 160 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:04,290 >> AND IT WAS ON THAT NIGHT THAT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN CAME UP WITH 161 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,225 ONE OF HIS MOST FAMOUS INVENTIONS. 162 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,694 >> THERE...SHOULD BE A...POSTAL SERVICE! 163 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,529 >> OH, YEAH! 164 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,365 >> [ MOANS ] >> UGH, BRUCE! 165 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:15,067 ALL WE'VE DONE SINCE WE GOT TO FLORENCE IS SIT AT DIFFERENT 166 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,570 CAFéS AND WAIT FOR ALFRED TO RANDOMLY WALK IN. 167 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,306 >> LISTEN, SELINA, I KNOW ALFRED GOES TO SOME CAFé ALONG THE 168 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,809 ARNO, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE, OKAY?! 169 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,044 >> CAN'T YOU JUST TELL HIM YOU'RE ALIVE IN AN E-MAIL? 170 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,546 THIS IS MY FIFTH ESPRESSO TODAY. 171 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,214 I AM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF! 172 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,384 >> SELINA, IF YOU CAN JUST BE COOL, LIKE, FOR ONCE, THIS HAS 173 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,853 THE POTENTIAL TO BE SUCH AN EPIC AND AWESOME MOMENT! 174 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,521 OH, MY GOD. 175 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,389 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! 176 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,490 SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE'S HERE! 177 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,357 JUST LOOK COOL! 178 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,126 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> THAT WAS IT? 179 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,436 [ FARTING ] AAH! I TOLD YOU! 180 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,604 GOD DAMN IT, SELINA! 181 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,873 >> [ Italian accent ] HEY, IS THAT-A BRUCE WAYNE? 182 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:54,507 HE'S ALIVE! 183 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,175 >> SON OF A BITCH. 184 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:59,679 >> CH-CH-CH-CHEESE!! 185 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:00,847 CRIKEY! 186 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:03,983 TASTES LIKE SOMEONE CRANKED OFF ON ME GUMS! 187 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:04,717 >> MONTEREY! 188 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,319 THAT'S MY VEGAN CHEESE! 189 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,821 >> CALL IT CHEESE ONE MORE TIME. 190 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,690 I DARE YOU, SWEETHEART. 191 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,860 I FUCKING DARE YOU!! 192 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:18,364 >> YOU WON THE DAY, BUT I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET! 193 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,832 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> YES? 194 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,802 >> HI, IS THIS DR. CLAW? 195 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:23,402 >> YES. 196 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,770 >> YEAH, HEY, DR. CLAW. 197 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,938 SO, MY NAME IS NEV. 198 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,808 I'M ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF INSPECTOR GADGET, AND HE TELLS 199 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,978 ME THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN IN SOME KIND OF DEATH STRUGGLE FOR 200 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,145 ABOUT 10 YEARS NOW? 201 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,548 >> [ GROANS ] THAT'S RIGHT. 202 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,250 >> AND YOU'VE NEVER MET. 203 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,517 >> I'M SHY. 204 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,354 >> SO, THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I MAKE A SHOW FOR MTV CALLED "CATFISH," 205 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:45,892 AND I'D LIKE TO SET UP A MEETING WITH YOU AND INSPECTOR GADGET. 206 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,059 >> I GUESS. 207 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,394 SURE. 208 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,629 >> ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 209 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,398 >> TO MEET THE MAN WHO'S PLOTTED IN SECRET TO DESTROY MY LIFE, 210 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,934 ALL BECAUSE YOU OFFERED US A CHANCE TO BE ON TELEVISION? 211 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,103 IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! 212 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,405 MY BRAIN'S BEEN REPLACED WITH A BOXING GLOVE. 213 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,873 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> HOLD ON. 214 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,209 >> MY NAME IS REGINA CLAW. 215 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,711 AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL YOU BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 216 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,381 >> GO, GO, GADGET CLOSURE! 217 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:12,218 [ BOTH CRYING ] MY ENEMY, MY FRIEND. 218 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,185 >> HI, I'M NEV. 219 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,655 A COUPLE YEARS AGO, I FELL IN LOVE ONLINE. 220 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,958 SHE WASN'T WHO I THOUGHT SHE WAS, SO I CALLED HER A CATFISH, 221 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,261 THE MOST DISGUSTING FISH IN THE SEA ON A NATIONAL STAGE. 222 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,431 AND NOW I'M HELPING OTHER PEOPLE FIND THEIR CATFISH, WHICH IS A 223 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,434 SUPER-COMPLICATED THING THAT TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN. 224 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,769 SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 225 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,271 SOME CHARLIE GUY HAS BEEN SENDING YOU ON MISSIONS FOR THE 226 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,473 LAST FIVE YEARS, BUT YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER MET HIM? 227 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,474 >> IT'S A FUN MYSTERY. 228 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:38,811 >> I'M AFRAID CHARLIE MIGHT BE A CATFISH. 229 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,479 >> AND...WHAT'S THAT AGAIN? 230 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,815 >> SO, THEY USED TO TRANSPORT COD ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AND -- 231 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,051 LOOK, IT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT LESS SENSE IF I EXPLAIN IT. 232 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:47,553 CHARLIE, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE, PLEASE? 233 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,955 >> All: CHARLIE?! 234 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,991 >> YOU' THE ONE WHO SENT US ON MISSIONS WHERE WE HAD TO WEAR 235 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,061 BIKINIS AND SLEEP WITH MEN AND THEN TELL YOU EVERY DETAIL? 236 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,229 OH, THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 237 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:01,067 >> SO...WHICH ONE OF US IS THE CATFISH NOW? 238 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,736 >> MAKE IT 40 CUBITS HIGH, NO! 239 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,404 >> I WILL, GOD! 240 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,706 >> NOAH, COME ON. 241 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,508 YOU'VE BEEN BUILDING THIS ARK FOR YEARS, BUT HAVE YOU EVER MET 242 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:10,343 GOD? 243 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,545 >> NO ONE LOOKS UPON THE GLORY OF GOD. 244 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,213 >> OH, BOY. I'M SORRY, NOAH. 245 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,281 THIS ISN'T AN ARK. 246 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,449 IT'S A FISHING BOAT. 247 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,050 AND YOU JUST CAUGHT A CATFISH. 248 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,051 GOD? 249 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,053 >> SORRY, MAN, I JUST -- [ CLEARS THROAT ] 250 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,389 I JUST -- I REALLY NEEDED A BOAT. 251 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,358 >> YOU'VE CHANGED MY LIFE, CATFISH. 252 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:26,692 MY NAME'S NOT CATFISH. 253 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,527 "CATFISH" IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW. 254 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,697 >> OH, REALLY? 255 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,866 >> [ SCREECHES ] [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 256 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,901 >> [ SCREECHING ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 257 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,309 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 258 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,977 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 259 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,580 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 260 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,281 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 261 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,550 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 262 00:10:51,617 --> 00:11:05,297 BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! 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