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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> WELL, WE MADE IT BACK AFTER
OUR WILDEST MISSION YET.

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>> WE'RE ANDY'S TOYS -- FOREVER
AND ALWAYS!

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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> W-WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME

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FROM?

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>> eBAY.

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ANDY ORDERED US WHEN HE COULDN'T
FIND YOU.

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>> BUT WE'RE IRREPLACEABLE IN
ANDY'S HEART!

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>> ANDY SPENT EXACTLY $32.44 TO
REPLACE ALL OF YOU, AND HIS

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HEART SEEMS FINE.

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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
>> WHAT THE --

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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

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AW, NOW I HAVE DOUBLES OF
EVERYTHING!

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WELL, MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE
NEW ONES AND SELL THE CRAPPIER

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ONES ON eBAY.

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>> WHAT?!

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>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THE VOICE
CHIP SAY THAT BEFORE.

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>> YEAH, I'M A RARE VARIANT.

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FUCK YOU, TRAITOR!

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>> [ LAUGHS ] OH, THAT'S GREAT!

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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
WOW! $800!

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>> FUCK YOU!

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>> I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET!

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NEXT TI--
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]

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[ Ringing ]
TOM, WHAT'S THE WiFi PASSWORD

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HERE?

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I GOT DISCONNECTED FROM THE
NETWORK!

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"MADCAT1."

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THAT'S WHAT I TYPED, AND IT
DIDN'T --

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ALL IN LOWERCASE.

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BUT THE "M" IN "MAD" AND THE
"C" IN "CAT" ARE CAPITALIZED.

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ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

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OH! THERE IT GOES.

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THANK YOU, TOM.

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TOM IS GOOD PEOPLE.

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>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, MARCIE?

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>> NOT REALLY, DAD.

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FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, AND I
STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO

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BOYS.

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>> JUST TELL THEM WHAT'S IN YOUR
HEART.

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>> LIKE WHAT?

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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU LIKED
A GIRL?

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT

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WOMEN SINCE YOUR MOTHER PASSED,
BUT I'LL TRY.

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I LIKE YOU, AND I'M WONDERING IF
YOU FEEL THE SAME.

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>> COOL!

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THANKS, DAD.

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>> WELL, THEN, SHE'D SAY, "I'M
IN MY EARLY 20s, BUT I LIKE

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OLDER MEN."

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AND THEN MAYBE I'D FRENCH HER
YOUNG MOUTH LIKE THIS.

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[ MOANING, BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH!

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OH, GIRL WHO WORKS AT COSTCO,
YOU LIKE THINGS IN BULK, DON'T

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YOU?

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I'M GIVING YOU SOMETHING IN
BULK, ALL RIGHT.

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OH, Y-- OH, YOU LIKE GETTING
SLAPPED WITH MY MEMBERSHIP CARD,

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YOU DIRTY SLUT?

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OH, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

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SHE WORKS CHECKOUT?

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CHECK OUT THESE GIANT BALLS,
BABY.

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TWO GIRLS, ONE GUY.

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I LIKE THESE ODDS.

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ONE BALL PER GIRL.

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DL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!

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OH, GIRLS OF COSTCO, YES!

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OH, YEAH!

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OH, GIRLS OF COSTCO!

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OH, YEAH, GIRLS OF COSTCO!

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OHHH! AHHH!

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AH, YEAH.

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[ GROANS ]
OH, I'M S-- I'M SORRY.

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I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.

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>> CAN YOU...HELP ME BURN MY
BED?

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>> HEY, BUDDY, SPARE A CREDIT?

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>> SORRY. PRIME DIRECTIVE.

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CAN'T INFLUENCE YOUR NATURAL
PATH...IN LIFE.

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>> BUT I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!

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>> I'M...SORRY.

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BRO.

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[ LIQUID SLOSHES ]
OH!

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I SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN THAT UP.

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BUT THEN AGAIN, PRIME DIRECTIVE.

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[ TONES CHIME ]
>> AAAAH!

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H-HELP ME!

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>> NO!

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I'VE ALREADY DONE TOO MUCH
DAMAGE TO THE NATURAL ORDER!

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PRIME DIRECTIVE!

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[ BEEP ]
>> KIRK, BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?

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YOU PROMISED YOU'D MEET MY
PARENTS.

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>> SORRY. PRIME DIRECTIVE.

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I...CAN'T LET THEM KNOW OF MY
EXISTENCE.

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>> WELL, THEN, I GUESS I CAN'T
GET THAT ABORTION!

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>> MM. SORRY I'M LATE.

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>> DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE SORRY.

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>> WHAT'S THIS ABOUT AN
ABORTION?

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>> [ GROANS ]
ME WALLUPER HASN'T BEEN MILKED

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BY A BONNIE IN A FORTNIGHT.

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[ SHEEP BLEATING ]
AH, GOOD OLD GENTLE BESSIE.

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LET ME MOISTEN YOU UP A BIT DOWN
THERE FIRST.

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AHH...

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>> STUART!

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WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

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>> OH! AYE!

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OH, IT'S -- IT'S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE!

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NO, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT,
UH, INVENTING A MUSICAL

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INSTRUMENT -- YEAH! -- U-USING A
SHEEP'S STOMACH AS A -- AS --

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AS A BAG THAT YOU BLOW -- YOU
BLOW RIGHT INTO.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
IF I HAD TIME TO PROPERLY

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DEMONSTRATE...

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>> I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE.

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[ BAGPIPES PLAY, SLOSHING ]
[ SHEEP BLEATING ]

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STUART, I'M SORRY.

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I HAD NO RIGHT TO JUMP TO
CONCLUSIONS.

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>> [ SOBS ] OH, BESSIE!

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[ Crying ] OH, GOD.

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THAT WAS THE DAY I KILLED THE
TWO THINGS I LOVED MOST IN THE

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WORLD -- MY BEAUTIFUL BESSIE...

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AND MUSIC.

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I'D ALSO KILLED MUSIC.

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NO!

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DEFEATED BY RAINBOW BRITE AND
HER GAY RAINBOW POWERS!

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>> HEY!

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WE DON'T USE "GAY" AS A
PEJORATIVE IN RAINBOW LAND!

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>> A PEJOR-- NO! NO!

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I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE USING
YOUR GAY RAINBOW ON ME.

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>> AND WHO SAYS THE RAINBOW IS
GAY?

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>> GAY PEOPLE!

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IT'S THE SYMBOL OF THEIR
CULTURE!

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THEY MAKE FLAGS!

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>> Y KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT
IT.

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>> YEAH! I'M GAY!

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IS THAT A PROBLEM?

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>> 'COURSE NOT!

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I JUST HAD NO IDEA.

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DID KNOW, TWINK?

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>> I'M GONNA LEAVE THAT "TWINK"
THING ON THE TABLE.

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ALL I WAS SAYING IS THAT YOUR
ENTIRE OPERATION IS VERY, VERY

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GAY, AND THAT'S GREAT.

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I HOPE WE'RE AT A PLACE IN OUR
CULTURE WHERE WE CAN CALL

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SOMETHING GAY AND IT'S NOT THE
END OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE

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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING
GAY.

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>> I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.

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>> HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!???
YOU JUST START BLASTING AT ME

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AGAIN, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE?!

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>> THAT OSTRICH IS SKIING!

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HUH.

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>> AND NOW BACK TO NICKELODEOS
"THE SECRET WORLD OF

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ALEX MACK."

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>> AND YOUR PROM QUEEN IS...

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ALEX MACK.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE

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WRONG GIRL, BECAUSE I HAVE THE
POWER OF TELEKINESIS!

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[ CREAKING ]
>> IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE OR

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SOMETHING?

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[ RATTLING ]
>> OH, THAT'S COOL.

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>> TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH THE
FLOATING TABLE!

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>> I CAN ALSO MORPH INTO A
PUDDLE.

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>> I SHOULD CLEAN UP THIS SPILL
HERE.

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>> WALTER, WATCH OUT!

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>> OW!

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
I-I'M FINE. I'M FINE.

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I JUST -- I BRUISED MY ELBOW.

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>> NOW I'M REALLY UPSET!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> NOTHING.

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I JUST GLOW WHEN I'M UPSET.

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>> OH.

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>> UGH! YOU'RE RIGHT -- I SUCK!

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THE ONLY OTHER POWER I HAVE IS
SHOOTING ELECTRICITY OUT OF MY

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FINGERS.

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>> WAIT -- YOU CAN SHOOT
ELECTRICITY OUT OF YOUR FINGERS?

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>> PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LED WITH
THAT.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]

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>> WE IMPLANTED TWO
INTRACORTICAL MICROELECTRODES

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INTO YOUR BRAIN'S MOTOR CORTEX,
WHICH CONTROLS LIMB MOVEMENT.

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THE INTEGRATION PROCESS WON'T
TAKE LONG.

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[ WHIRRING ]
HEY, DO NOT JERK OFF WITH IT.

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>> WELL, THEN, I DON'T WANT IT.

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>> MY FELLOW THUNDERCATS, WHEN
DANGER IS NEAR, I SHALL HOLD THE

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SWORD OF OMENS ALOFT AND YELL
OUT A BATTLE CRY.

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>> AND WHAT SHALL OUR BATTLE CRY
BE, LION-O?

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>> I...SHALL HOLD THE SWORD
ALOFT NOW AND SEE WHAT COMES TO

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ME.

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THUNDER...THUNDER...THUNDER...

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THUNDERCATS...

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I NEED YOU BECAUSE EVIL IS NEAR
AND WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE ARE A

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TEAM, SO WE MUST COME TOGETHER
AND FIGHT BECAUSE THE EYE OF

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THUNDERA IS IN THE SKY, AND IT
IS SUMMONING EVERYONE TOGETHER,

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SO PLEASE COME HERE.

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PANTHRO AND TYGRA AND...PANTHRO
AND ALSO CHEETARA AND ALSO

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WilyKit AND WilyKat AND ALSO
SNARF.

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I THINK I SAID "PANTHRO" TWICE.

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I WON'T DO THAT EVERY TIME.

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YES, WE ARE THE THUNDERCATS!

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THIS IS OUR BATTLE CRY!

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I LOVE YOU GUYS!

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YOU ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, AND I
AM LION-O, AND I AM A

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THUNDERCAT, AND YOU GUYS ARE
THUNDERCATS, TOO.

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MUMM-RA IS NOT A THUNDERCAT.

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HE IS BAD, AND WE ARE GONNA WIN
AGAINST HIM BECAUSE WE ARE THE

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THUNDERCATS, AND THE THUNDERCATS
ARE HERE FOR YOU TODAY BECAUSE

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WE ARE THE THUNDERCATS.

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YEAH!

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I'M LION-O.

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I HOPE YOU GUYS WROTE THAT DOWN.

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>> I LIKED IT.

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AAH!

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>> BLAGH! EUGGGH!

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THIS PIE'S TERRIBLE!

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WHAT'S IN IT?!

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>> THE LAST HOBO WHO TRESPASSED
IN MY YARD.

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>> [ GROANS ]
[ THUD ]

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>> AND NOW THE CYCLE BEGINS
ANEW.

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>> OH, BOY.

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I WISH I WAS A DOTHRAKI.

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THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!

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SOOOO COOL...

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[ HORSES NEIGH ]
OH, BOY! I'M A DOTHRAKI!

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I MIGHT HAVE TO WORK A FEW
CRUNCHES INTO MY SCHEDULE.

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I LOOK LIKE A HOLOCAUST
SURVIVOR.

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WOW! IT'S KHAL DROGO!

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UHHHHH...ENUK CHUK?

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BUT I'M NOT A GIRL!

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I'M A BRAVE WARRIOR!

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[ GASPS ]
GUHHHHHHHHH...

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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
IT'S NOT TV. IT'S HBO.

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>> MY SUN AND STARS TREATS ME
LIKE A DOG IN BED.

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I NEED TO EARN HIS RESPECT
BEFORE I'M TRULY A QUEEN.

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>> GIRLFRIEND, YOU GOT TO TAKE
CONTROL OF THAT MAN.

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FIRST, YOU NEED TO...

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[ WHISPERING ]
AND THEN YOU JUST...

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[ WHISPERING ]
...RIGHT INSIDE HIS...

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[ WHISPERING ]
>> [ GROANING ]

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>> [ SIGHS ]
THE ORGASM OF THE NOBLE

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SAVAGE -- A BEAUTIFUL SOUND.

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[ THUMP ]
>> AAAAAAAGH!

239
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>> I THINK I BROKE HIS DICK!

240
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>> YOU BROKE HIS DICK?!

241
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YOU BROKE HIS DICK!

242
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>> I BROKE HIS DICK!

243
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>> YOU BROKE HIS DICK!

244
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,674
>> I BROKE HIS DICK!

245
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I DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID!

246
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,548
>> OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE --
I DON'T KNOW HOW SEX WORKS.

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>> AAAAAH!

248
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>> OH, BOY, THIS JOB IS WAY
BETTER!

249
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I GET TO SQUIRE FOR KING ROBERT!

250
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,889
SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?

251
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>> THIS IS A BOAR HUNT, YOU
IDIOT.

252
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>> WOW! A BOAR HUNT?!

253
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THAT SOUNDS FUN!

254
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[ GIGGLES ]
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

255
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,132
>> ROBERT NEEDS HIS SWORD.

256
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GOOD GOD, THE KING NEEDS HIS
SWORD!

257
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>> HUH?

258
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>> AAAAAAAAAH!

259
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,537
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> OH, MY GOD!

260
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,339
OKAY, NEW JOB. NEW JOB.

261
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JUST DON'T MESS THIS ONE UP.

262
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SO, I JUST STAND HERE HOLDING
THIS BASKET?

263
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>> SILENCE, FOOL!

264
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THE NEW KING IS SPEAKING.

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>> EDDARD STARK, FOR THE CRIME
OF TREASON, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO

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DEATH.

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Psst! This is you, fool.

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Get in there!

269
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,855
>> [ GASPS ] YAY! I'M ON!

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HI, SEAN BEAN.

271
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YOU WERE AWESOME IN
"LORD OF THE RINGS."

272
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"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO
MORDOR."

273
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THAT'S A CLASSIC!

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>> AAH!

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AAAH!

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>> OH, GOSH. I'M SORRY.

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SORRY!

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00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,269
OH, NO!

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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,570
>> AAAAAAAH!

280
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,472
>> WOW! YOU'RE ARYA STARK!

281
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,473
DON'T CRY.

282
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,875
[ Deep voice ] ARYA, THIS IS
YOUR FATHER TALKING.

283
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,143
YOU MUST BE BRAVE NOW.

284
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,244
>> AAAAAH!

285
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,580
>> I LIKE THIS GUY.

286
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,683
>> OH, MAN, THAT WAS WAY LESS
COOL THAN I THOUGHT.

287
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,286
BUT I DID GET TO SEE THE
KHALEESI NAKED.

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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!

289
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,358
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

290
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,493
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

291
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,628
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

292
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,797
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

293
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,933
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

294
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

295
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,737
BA-GAWK! BAWK.