1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:08,942 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:11,044 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,953 >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:32,531 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:39,038 [ SMOOCHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,974 >> GLADYS, IT IS TIME. 7 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,008 >> OH, NO. 8 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,444 I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH. 9 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:45,845 >> WHA-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 10 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,814 >> KICKING YOUR ASS IS WHAT I'M DOING. 11 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:48,581 >> NO, YOU AREN'T. 12 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:49,716 YOU'RE GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH. 13 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:53,586 >> THAT'S THE THIGH-MASTER MOTHERFUCKER! 14 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:54,287 OH, REAPER. 15 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:55,121 >> OH, GLADYS. 16 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,456 >> OH, REAPER. 17 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,592 [ BED SQUEAKING ] >> GRANDMA? 18 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,928 >> [ WHIMPERING ] [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] 19 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:05,965 >> COME ON, COME ON. 20 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,034 [ SCREAMS ] >> YOU'RE GONNA FLOOD THE 21 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,135 ENGINE. 22 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,337 DON'T PUMP THE GAS. 23 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:14,607 [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] COULD BE YOUR CARBURETOR. 24 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:16,509 POP THE HOOD. 25 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,911 TRY IT AGAIN. 26 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:21,448 >> [ SCREAMS ] >> SOUNDS LIKE...YOUR 27 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:23,750 CARBURETOR. 28 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,018 >> JUST CHECKED. 29 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:25,985 LOOKS FINE. 30 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:28,121 >> FUEL PUMP, MAYBE. 31 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,056 >> I COULD JUST CALL THE AUTO CLUB. 32 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,257 [ SCREAMS ] >> DID YOU CHECK THE 33 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:33,092 DISTRIBUTOR CAP? 34 00:01:33,158 --> 00:01:34,661 IT RAINED LAST NIGHT. 35 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,663 >> YEP, THERE'S WATER IN IT. 36 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:38,565 OKAY, TRY IT NOW. 37 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,067 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> YOU FIXED IT. 38 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,469 WOW, THANK YOU. 39 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:46,639 >> SO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO NOW, RIGHT? 40 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,341 WHOO! 41 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,477 BEST NIGHT EVER! 42 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,945 >> BEST FRIENDS EVER. 43 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,314 >> BEST ICE CREAM EVER. 44 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,616 >> YOU GUYS GOT ANYWHERE TO BE? 45 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:57,817 >> ACTUALLY... 46 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,985 >> YEAH, RIGHT HERE. 47 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,155 LET'S CRUISE. 48 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,957 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> [ Monotone ] DROP YOUR 49 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:07,527 WEAPON. 50 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,561 YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY. 51 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:12,599 [ GUN COCKS ] YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY. 52 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:17,603 [ SCREAMING ] >> GET AWAY FROM ME! 53 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:20,540 >> EDWARD 209, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 54 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,509 >> HE DIDN'T DROP THE GUN, MAMA. 55 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,077 >> HE DID DROP THE GUN. 56 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:25,645 >> AW, I'M SORRY, MAMA. 57 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,014 >> YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME NOW. 58 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,682 YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY. 59 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,384 [ GUN COCKS ] >> OKAY, MAMA. 60 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,553 YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY. 61 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,488 >> BUT I SAID "OKAY, MAMA." 62 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,090 >> SEE HOW IT FEELS, EDWARD? 63 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,259 >> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 64 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,463 >> BUD. 65 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,697 >> WHY. 66 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,567 >> GUYS, I HAVE CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER. 67 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:48,368 >> BUD. 68 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:49,435 >> WHY? 69 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:53,239 >> BECAUSE I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM. 70 00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:55,841 >> WELL, AFTER CROSSING THE FREEWAY, BASE JUMPING OFF A 71 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:59,245 CLIFF, AND DODGING BULLETS IN A GANG WAR, WE FINALLY FOUND MY 72 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,179 REPTAR DOLL. 73 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:04,117 >> TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE STREET? 74 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:04,951 >> OH, THANK GOD. 75 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,219 THEY'VE BEEN LOST FOR HOURS. 76 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:06,953 WHERE WERE THEY? 77 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,722 >> STU, A WORD. 78 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,391 [ Muffled ] WHAT THE FUCK STU? 79 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:12,825 >> [ Muffled ] WELL, I'M SORRY. 80 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,794 THE BABIES ESCAPED, AND I -- >> ESCAPED? 81 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,130 THEY'RE BABIES, YOU SACK-LESS MORON. 82 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,866 >> I WAS DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING ON A NEW TOY, AND THEY JUST -- 83 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,168 >> OH, A NEW TOY. 84 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,369 NEVER MIND, THEN. 85 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,839 >> DIDI, IF YOU KEEP RIDICULING MY WORK, I-I SWEAR TO GOD -- 86 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,408 >> WHAT? YOU'LL HIT ME? 87 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:29,876 OOH, YOU'RE SUCH A MAN. 88 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,611 [ CRASHES ] >> DIDI, STOP. 89 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:32,812 >> I' BE THE MAN. 90 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,180 [ THUDDING, CRASHING ] SEE, STU? I'M THE MAN! 91 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,417 >> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A DIVORCE. 92 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,986 >> THESE AL-QAEDA DRIVERS ARE THE BEST, AND THEY PLAN TO 93 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,388 SMUGGLE A NUCLEAR DEVICE ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. 94 00:03:42,454 --> 00:03:44,324 >> GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. 95 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,225 >> YOU DON'T MEAN -- >> THAT'S RIGHT. 96 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,462 WE'RE GONNA NEED THE BADDEST, BRASHEST, BALLSIEST HOT-SHIT 97 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:52,999 DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, AND I KNOW JUST THE ASSHOLES. 98 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:58,571 [ CHEERING ] [ ENGINE REVS ] 99 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,406 [ ENGINE REVVING ] [ CRANKING, POUNDING ] 100 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,119 >> WHOOOO-EE. 101 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,787 >> YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. 102 00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:15,922 YOU IN? 103 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:20,093 >> ME AND UNCLE SAM, WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS SEEN EYE-TO-EYE. 104 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,928 >> WE WANT OUR RECORDS SCRUBBED CLEAN. 105 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:22,996 FULL PARDONS. 106 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,832 >> ONE LAST JOB, AND THEN WE'RE OUT. 107 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,468 >> I'M REALLY CONFUSED, AND I WANT TO GO HOME. 108 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,536 >> GO TEAM! 109 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:35,608 [ MOANS ] >> I-I-I-I DON'T [GROANS] 110 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:38,344 [ CAR WHIRRING ] >> NICE REMOTE-CONTROL CAR, YOU 111 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,746 ECCENTRIC BITCH. 112 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,481 I'M GONNA STEP ON IT. 113 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:44,517 >> WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PUT ME DOWN, I USE PUNKY POWER. 114 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,085 >> "PUNKY POWER"? 115 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,354 >> [ GROANS ] IT'S WHAT SHE CALLS "BELIEVING 116 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,355 IN YOURSELF." 117 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,358 >> ACTUALLY, PUNKY POWER [Demonic voice] IS THIS. 118 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,961 [ SCREAMING ] >> OH, NO. 119 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,195 I'VE HEARD OF THIS. 120 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,998 THE ELDERS IN MY WORLD SPOKE OF THE CHOSEN ONE FROM EARTH WHO 121 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,167 WOULD POSSESS ULTIMATE POWER. 122 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:07,140 >> I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH PUNKY POWER. 123 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,441 >> STOP THIS, PUNKY. 124 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:09,976 DON'T DESTROY THE WORLD. 125 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,478 >> I WAS ABANDONED IN A GROCERY STORE. 126 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,781 WHY SHOULDN'T I DESTROY THE WORLD? 127 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,349 IT DOESN'T NEED ME. 128 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,284 >> BUT I NEED YOU, PUNKY. 129 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:21,988 YOU'RE LIKE MY REAL DAUGHTER, AND I WOULD NEVER ABANDON YOU -- 130 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,456 NEVER! 131 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,459 >> DO -- [ Normal voice ] DO YOU MEAN IT? 132 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,728 >> [ PANTING ] WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE 133 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:29,128 BODY? 134 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:29,762 >> WHO CARES? 135 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,397 SHE'S NOT MY REAL DAUGHTER. 136 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:35,001 >> BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL... 137 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,905 I HAVE THE POWER! 138 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:41,007 >> HEY, COULD YOU NOT HAVE THE POWER AT 3:00 A.M.? 139 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:45,078 SOME OF US HAVE TO WAKE UP IN THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. 140 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:47,413 >> NOTHING MORE FOR YOU HERE, AGENT STARLING. 141 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,916 FLY, FLY, FLY. 142 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,250 >> I BIT MY WRIST. 143 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,518 LOOK AT THE BLOOD! 144 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,687 >> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING! 145 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,389 MULTIPLE MIGGS WILL SUFFER FOR THAT. 146 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,057 BUFFALO BILL WENT BY AN ALIAS ONCE. 147 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,393 MOFET. M-O-F-E-T. 148 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,427 GO NOW! 149 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,896 >> I REALLY CUT MY WRISTS THIS TIME. 150 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:04,597 >> ARE YOU HURT? 151 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:05,298 >> BLAMMO! 152 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,833 >> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING! 153 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,068 I DIDN'T THINK MIGGS COULD MANAGE AGAIN SO SOON. 154 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,603 THE ANSWER IS IN THE FILE. 155 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,305 WHAT DOES BUFFALO BILL COVET? 156 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,573 GO NOW! 157 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:14,941 >> YOU WANT TO ADOPT A KITTEN? 158 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,275 >> WHERE'D YOU GET A KITTEN? 159 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:17,276 >> IT'S FROM MY DICK! 160 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:18,945 >> [ GASPS ] >> AGENT STARLING! 161 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,847 ARE YOU RETARDED, AGENT STARLING? 162 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,483 STOP LETTING MIGGS HIT YOU WITH HIS SPOOGE. 163 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,351 LOOK, BILL HATES HIS OWN IDENTITY AND HE THINKS THAT 164 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,252 MAKES HIM A TRANSSEXUAL. 165 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,286 GO NOW! 166 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,588 >> WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK? 167 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:29,555 >> WELL, I LIKE MAGIC. 168 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:30,323 >> ABRACADABRA! 169 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,924 >> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING! 170 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,593 MIGGS MUST HAVE HORSE BALLS OR SOMETHING. 171 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,027 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 172 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,696 LOOK, BUFFALO BILL WASN'T BORN A KILLER. 173 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,598 HE WAS MADE ONE THROUGH YEARS OF SYSTEMATIC ABUSE. 174 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:39,532 GO NOW! 175 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,100 AGENT STARLING! 176 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,269 THE EXIT IS RIGHT HERE. 177 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,040 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA CATCH THAT GUY. 178 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,810 >> YOU KNOW, MR. MAYOR, MORE THAN JUST CHILDREN CELEBRATE 179 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:51,978 HALLOWEEN. 180 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:55,148 SO THIS YEAR, WHY DON'T WE CATER OUR CELEBRATION TO ADULTS? 181 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,817 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 182 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,286 >> ♪ WHEN YOU'RE A CHILD, HALLOWEEN IS SO SWEET ♪ 183 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,622 ♪ HAUNTED HOUSES, CANDY, AND TREATS ♪ 184 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:06,325 ♪ BUT AFTER YOU TURN 18, THERE'S A BRAND-NEW REASON FOR 185 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,861 HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN, 186 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,731 THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP, HALLOWEEN, 187 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,033 HALLOWEEN ♪ >> ♪ I AM THE GIRL WHO'S DRESSED 188 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,602 LIKE A BEE ♪ >> ♪ THAT'S NOT A BEE, I'VE SEEN 189 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,771 A BEE ♪ >> ♪ I AM THE HERPES IN HER 190 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:22,475 UNDERWEAR, READY TO JUMP OUT AND GIVE YOU A SCARE ♪ 191 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:26,145 >> ♪ POWERPUFF GIRLS DRINK FROM A FLASK SHARED BY A DOUCHE IN A 192 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,815 NIXON MASK ♪ >> ♪ I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM 193 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,917 ON ME ♪ >> ♪ FUCK IT, THIS IS 194 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:33,653 HALLOW[RETCHES] ♪ >> ♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN, 195 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,888 THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP, 196 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,390 HALLOWEEN ♪ >> ♪ HALLOWEEN 197 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,525 >> [ SCREAMS ] >> [ COOS ] 198 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:40,960 >> OUR BABY WILL BE SAFE NOW. 199 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,262 ON EARTH, HE'LL BE A GOD AMONGST MEN. 200 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:47,466 [ BEEPING, AIR HISSING ] >> TO THINK, YOU'VE FOUND A WAY 201 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:53,105 TO STOCK ENOUGH FOOD AND OXYGEN TO LAST HIS LONG JOURNEY. 202 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:57,443 >> I JUST SHOT A DEAD BABY INTO SPACE. 203 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,879 >> IN OTHER NEWS, A TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP OF ETERNIA 204 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,280 HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETED. 205 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,683 SNAKE MOUNTAIN IS THE TALLEST PEAK IN ETERNIA. 206 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:05,084 >> IT BETTER NOT BE. 207 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,253 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] COME ON, MAN. 208 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,056 THERE'S CLIF BAR WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE NOW! 209 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:11,891 >> LITTERING IS EVIL, SKELETOR. 210 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,359 WE'RE EVIL. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 211 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,995 >> OHH, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS DEBATE WITH YOU AGAIN, 212 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,196 EVIL-LYN. 213 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,999 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CARTOON EVIL, NOT REAL-WORLD EVIL, WHICH 214 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,168 IS ESSENTIALLY A HEIGHTENED NARCISSISM. 215 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,204 >> PUT IT IN YOUR DISSERTATION, PROFESSOR. 216 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,039 >> WHA-- THERE ARE LAWS! 217 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,709 >> BRO, WE ARE GONNA SUMMIT THIS THING, DUDE. 218 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,078 >> HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, DUDE. 219 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:35,481 MOTHERFUCKER! WHEN WE BLOW UP THE PEAK OF 220 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:39,684 SNAKE MOUNTAIN, IT WILL CEASE TO BE THE HIGHEST POINT IN ETERNIA. 221 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:43,422 >> THAT SEEMS LIKE CUTTING OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE YOUR FACE. 222 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:46,125 >> WELL, I'VE DONE THAT, TOO, AND I THINK THE RESULTS SPEAK 223 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,026 FOR THEMSELVES. 224 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,896 >> ♪ HE WAS BORN IN THE LAND OF AVION ♪ 225 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:55,201 ♪ WITH FEATHERS ON HIS ARMS ♪ AND A SWEET-ASS MANLY BEARD 226 00:08:55,268 --> 00:09:00,473 RIGHT FROM YEAR ONE ♪ ♪ HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM 227 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:04,677 STRATOS ♪ ♪ HIS DAD CALLED HIM COLLECT 228 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:10,783 ♪ AFTER NEVER COMING HOME FROM A BEER RUN ♪ 229 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:19,926 ♪ EACH CLOUD IS A CONFIDANT >> GET...OFF...MY...MOUNTAIN! 230 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,863 [ LAUGHS ] THERE! LIGHT THE FUSE. 231 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,065 [ FUSE SIZZLING ] "ONCE I'M A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY" 232 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:31,470 IS THE REST OF THAT SENTENCE! 233 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,205 MY ARM! IT'S STUCK! 234 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:34,340 >> ME TOO! 235 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,309 IT'S "127 HOURS," MAN. 236 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,810 WE'RE FRANCO-ED. 237 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,211 WE'RE FRANCO-ED! 238 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,414 >> WE'RE NOT CUTTING OFF OUR ARMS, JACKASS. 239 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,615 SOMEONE WILL FIND US. 240 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,518 >> YEAH, BUT IF WE WAIT TOO LONG, WE WON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH 241 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,486 TO CHEW THROUGH THE BONE AND TENDON. 242 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,488 >> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS "BEAST" AND A LITTLE MORE 243 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,557 "MAN." 244 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,727 [ YAWNS ] SON OF A BITCH! 245 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,762 HE-- WAIT, HE'S A HERO. 246 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,030 HE DID THIS FOR ME. 247 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,866 HE SACRIFICED HIS ARM SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. 248 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,469 [ WHIMPERS ] OH, THAT STRATOS DOUCHE WAS 249 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,904 RIGHT. 250 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,607 THE SPIRIT OF THE MOUNTAIN -- WAIT, HEY, I HAVE TEAR DUCTS? 251 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:12,411 WELL, NOTHING TO DO BUT WAIT FOR BEAST-MAN TO BRING HELP. 252 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,846 >> WHERE'S SKELETOR? 253 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,816 >> [ FARTS ] >> [ GROANS ] 254 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,684 SOMETIMES YOU ARE TOO MUCH BEAST. 255 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,419 >> SO I'VE HEARD. 256 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,588 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 257 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,724 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 258 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,859 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 259 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,028 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 260 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,163 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 261 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,366 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 262 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,368 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 263 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,011 >> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WOULD WORK? 264 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,345 >> I DIDN'T. 265 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,580 >> OH... 266 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,449 [ SMOOCHING ] >> UGH, THAT IS VILE!