1 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:05,538 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 2 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:08,408 - [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 3 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,276 [ SAWING ] 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,484 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 5 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,185 - IT'S ALIVE! 6 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:27,961 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 7 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:31,831 - [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 8 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,933 [ SMOOCH! ] 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,168 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 10 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:43,410 [ MECHANIZED WHIRRING ] 11 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:47,714 [ THUDDING ] 12 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,215 - THEY JUST ARRIVED! 13 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:50,884 THERE'S A FAT KID, A NORMAL KID, 14 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,719 A GREEDY KID, AND A TV WATCHER. 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,621 - OKAY, PEOPLE, WE GOT TO WRITE FOUR NEW 16 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:56,489 OOMPA LOOMPA REJECTION SONGS IN AN HOUR. 17 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,957 - OKAY, WHAT IF, UH, FOR THE FAT KID, WE'RE LIKE... 18 00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,592 [ Deep voice ] ♪ DON'T EAT ICE CREAM 19 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,961 ♪ OR CAKE OR PIE 20 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,430 ♪ IF YOU WONDER, YOU SHOULDN'T ASK WHY ♪ 21 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,031 - NO! 22 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,033 - W-WHAT ARE WE SAYING ABOUT CAKE? 23 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,968 - SO, UH, F-FOR THE BUBBLE-GUM GIRL, HOW ABOUT... 24 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:09,803 [ Deep voice ] ♪ YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF 25 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:12,205 INTO A STICKY SITUATION ♪ 26 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:13,673 [ ALL GRUMBLING ] 27 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,508 - GOT IT! 28 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,277 WE COMPARE THE FAT KID TO AN ELEPHANT, YEAH? 29 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:19,646 - GUYS, THAT FAT KID'S ALREADY IN THE CHOCOLATE RIVER. 30 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,214 WE NEED TO GO NOW! 31 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,882 - OKAY, LET'S JUST DO THE ELEPHANT IDEA, 32 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:23,583 AND WE'LL IMPROVISE THE REST. 33 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,652 - HOO! HOO! 34 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,086 EAT AT HOOTERS! 35 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:29,189 - NO THANKS. THEIR FOOD'S TERRIBLE. 36 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,491 - YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF HOOTERS! 37 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:34,060 - NO, HOOTERS IS MISSING THE POINT ON HOW TO PREPARE 38 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,929 EVEN THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD BAR FOOD. 39 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:38,131 - WE'LL HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE. 40 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,033 - I AGREE TO NOTHING, YOU DUMB FUCKING OWL! 41 00:01:40,098 --> 00:01:41,868 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY! 42 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,803 LOOK WHO SHOWED UP FOR YOUR PARTY. 43 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:44,938 - [ GIGGLES ] 44 00:01:45,003 --> 00:01:46,271 WHO WANTS A BALLOON? 45 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,207 OH! 46 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,174 - GAME'S UP, JOKER! 47 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,375 - OHH! OHH! 48 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,244 - STOP! T-THAT'S NOT THE JOKER! 49 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,612 UH, THAT'S JUST A BIRTHDAY CLOWN WE HIRED. 50 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,347 - HUH. 51 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,716 THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN YOU'D THINK. 52 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,118 [ CHILDREN CRYING ] 53 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,221 - [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 54 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,056 A LITTLE HELP, BUDDY! 55 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,792 [ CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SHOUTS ] 56 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,627 REALLY COULD'VE USED A HAND THERE. 57 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:09,762 YOU'RE JUST MADE OF STRAW. 58 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,064 [ MONSTER GROWLS ] 59 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,066 - AND SO, THE HOBO-EATING BOXCAR 60 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,869 HAD ENTICED ANOTHER VICTIM. 61 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,504 - PARDON ME, MONSIEUR FOOD CRITIC. 62 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:18,471 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 63 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,440 - EVERYTHING! 64 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:24,944 I'M GIVING YOUR RESTAURANT MY LOWEST MARKS. 65 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,646 - A BAD REVIEW WILL RUIN US, LINGUINI! 66 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,548 QUICK, GET HIM A NEW PLATE! 67 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:29,516 - [ SHOUTS ] 68 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,950 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 69 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,485 - NO, I'M NOT FINISHED HATING IT YET! 70 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:33,319 [ ALL GASP ] 71 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,454 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 72 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,255 - OH, A RAT! 73 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,524 - IT'S A RAT! IT'S A RAT! 74 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,525 - [ SHOUTS ] 75 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,659 [ ALL GASP ] 76 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:40,927 - A CAT! 77 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,595 OH, SACRE BLEU -- A CAT! 78 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,863 - I'M SORRY! 79 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,565 HE THREATENED MY FAMILY! 80 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,900 [ CAT GROWLING ] 81 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,167 - [ SHOUTS ] 82 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,502 - [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 83 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:50,670 [ CAT MEOWS ] 84 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:51,704 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 85 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,540 - HA! 86 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,042 [ CAT MEOWS ] 87 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,477 [ SWISH! ] 88 00:02:57,543 --> 00:03:01,414 [ CAT GROWLING ] 89 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,650 - [ MOANING ] 90 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,085 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 91 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,021 [ CAT MEOWING ] 92 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:11,057 [ CAT GROWLS ] 93 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,258 [ CAT SCREECHES ] 94 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,526 - [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 95 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,662 [ GUNSHOTS ] 96 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:16,728 [ CAT YELPS ] 97 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,765 [ ALL MURMURING ] 98 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,133 - WHEW! [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 99 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,035 EXCELLENT SHOT, MONSIEUR POLICEMAN. 100 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,103 - AH, YES, BUT EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY. 101 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,038 [ DOG BARKS ] 102 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:26,072 [ ALL CHEERING ] 103 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,141 - NOT BAD! 104 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:33,379 - [ Singsong voice ] WARRIORS, COME OUT TO PLAY! 105 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:38,084 WARRIORS, COME OUT TO PLAY! 106 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,386 - All: TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY BEAR, TURN AROUND! 107 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,622 TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY BEAR, TOUCH THE GROUND! 108 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,756 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 109 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:47,560 [ BEE BUZZING ] 110 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,629 - WHORE! 111 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,165 - WHEN YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE AS LONG AS I HAVE, 112 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,201 OUT ON THE PRAIRIE, JUST YOU AND NATURE AND THE SKY, 113 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,938 YOU LEARN THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ONE THING. 114 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,540 - WHAT'S YOUR ONE THING? 115 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,142 - I FUCK COWS. 116 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,510 - I DON'T GET IT, SAMSON. WHAT IS THE PLAN AGAIN? 117 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,245 - IT'S SIMPLE. 118 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,848 THOSE PHILISTINES MARRIED MY WIFE TO ANOTHER MAN! 119 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,084 SO I'VE TRAPPED ABOUT 150 FOXES 120 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,786 AND TIED THEM INTO PAIRS, TAIL TO TAIL. 121 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,955 NOW I'M GOING TO ATTACH A TORCH TO EACH FOX TEAM, 122 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,856 LIGHT THE TORCHES ON FIRE, 123 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:19,759 AND LET THE TEAMS OF FOXES RUN WILD 124 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,260 THROUGH THE PHILISTINE FIELDS. 125 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,129 GET IT? 126 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,597 - IT'S STORIES LIKE THIS THAT MAKE PEOPLE 127 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,699 NOT BELIEVE THE BIBLE. 128 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,634 [ FOXES SCREECH ] 129 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,703 - [ SHOUTS ] 130 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,139 MY HOUSE! 131 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,476 - I DON'T THINK PORKY PIG OWNS THAT ESTABLISHMENT. 132 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:42,749 - WE MUST'VE MADE A WRONG TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE. 133 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,683 - NOW, DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET. 134 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,618 - WHY NOT? 135 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,286 [ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING ] 136 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,656 [ CHICKENS SQUAWK ] 137 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:50,957 - DADDY, WHAT'S THAT PLACE? 138 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,092 - THAT'S A MANURE DEPOT, SON, 139 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,994 WHERE MANURE IS PROCESSED AND SOLD TO CUSTOMERS. 140 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,663 - LIKE A POO-POO FACTORY? 141 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:59,365 - THAT'S RIGHT, SON, LIKE A POOP FACTORY. 142 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,634 - SIR, THAT IS A HOOTERS. 143 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:05,004 YOU'RE DELIBERATELY MISINFORMING YOUR SON. 144 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,573 - ACTUALLY, I THINK I'M BEING ACCURATE AS HELL. 145 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,142 - TAKE A GOOD LOOK! 146 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,110 80 YEARS AGO, THIS WAS COOL AS BALLS! 147 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,879 [ BELL RINGS ] 148 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:14,080 NOW I LOOK LIKE A FUCK ASS SHITHOLE! 149 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,515 [ BELL RINGS ] 150 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:16,983 THE CULTURE MOVES ON, MY FRIENDS. 151 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,785 THE CULTURE MOVES ON. 152 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:26,259 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 153 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:27,994 - PARTY WEEKEND AT THE CABIN! 154 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,862 LET'S ALL TOSS A FOOTBALL AROUND! 155 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,831 - I SAY WE ALL GET HIGH, YO! 156 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,666 - I REALLY HAVE SOME STUDYING TO DO! 157 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,435 - LET'S ALL HAVE SEX! 158 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,370 - I'M NOT HAVING SEX UNTIL I FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. 159 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,771 MM! 160 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,239 - WOW, NOW, THOSE ARE SOME 161 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,941 EFFICIENT CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS. 162 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,176 - WELL, WHEN YOU'RE MAKING ENTERTAINMENT 163 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,409 TO APPEASE THE GODS, YOU GOTTA BE CLEAR ABOUT IT. 164 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,578 - H-HANG ON. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GODS? 165 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:46,779 - YEAH, IN THE OLD DAYS, 166 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,414 A SIMPLE HUMAN SACRIFICE WOULD DO, 167 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,716 BUT THE GODS GOT MORE SOPHISTICATED OVER TIME. 168 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:51,551 - WAIT A MINUTE. 169 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:52,819 ISN'T THIS EXACTLY LIKE THAT JOSS WHEDON MOVIE 170 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,387 "CABIN IN THE WOODS"? 171 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,055 - CO-WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY DREW GODDARD. 172 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,156 - OH, I THINK I HEAR ROGER EBERT, 173 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,791 BUT HE CAN'T TALK ANYMORE, 174 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,293 SO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! 175 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,360 [ BEEP ] 176 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:05,098 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 177 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,500 - I BET THAT BASEMENT IS A GREAT PLACE TO GET HIGH! 178 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,569 - OH, MAYBE THERE ARE SOME FOOTBALLS DOWN THERE. 179 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:10,870 - OR BOOKS FOR READING! 180 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,473 - OR A PLACE TO GET OUR BONE ON! 181 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,075 - OR A PLACE TO KEEP OUR PENISES FLACCID 182 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,710 AND OUR VAGINAS DRY! 183 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,545 - ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE GODS, 184 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:20,613 AND YOU GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF IT? 185 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,148 - THERE ARE LOTS OF GODS. 186 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,016 - BUT CURRENTLY, ONLY ONE GOD NEEDS APPEASING. 187 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:26,953 - IT'S ALIVE! 188 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,788 - WELL, G-GUYS THAT GOD LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE 189 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,157 THE AVERAGE [adult swim] VIEWER. 190 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,792 - DOES HE, OR DO [adult swim] VIEWERS LOOK LIKE HIM? 191 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,594 - [ SIGHS ] THE POINT IS, 192 00:06:34,659 --> 00:06:36,963 NO ONE PANDERS TO [adult swim] VIEWERS THE WAY WE DO. 193 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:39,198 THE CELLAR IS FILLED WITH TALISMANS. 194 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,435 WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE, THAT'S WHAT WILL KILL THEM ALL! 195 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,070 - IF SHE OPENS ONE OF THOSE BOOKS, 196 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,038 THEY'LL ALL BE IMPREGNATED BY VAMPIRES. 197 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,207 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 198 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,275 [ BABY SCREECHES ] 199 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,710 - IF HE OPENS THAT BOOK, 200 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,479 ALAN MOORE WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY. 201 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,548 - [ GROWLING ] 202 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,784 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 203 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:00,153 - IF HE PICKS THAT UP, THEY'LL ALL BECOME SO BORED THAT THEY -- 204 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:02,955 - HEY, LOOK, A "ROBOT CHICKEN" NERD ACTION FIGURE. 205 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,491 - HI, EVERYBODY! OOH, IT'S SPOOKY DOWN HERE! 206 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,093 YUCK! IS THAT A SPIDER?! 207 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,795 - OKAY, THE SECOND THING THEY CHOOSE, 208 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,196 THAT'S WHAT KILLS THEM ALL. 209 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,064 - WHERE'D HE COME FROM?! 210 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:13,699 OH, COME ON, GUYS, WE CAN'T HAVE TWO NERDS! 211 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:14,467 OHH! 212 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:15,668 - [ GROWLS ] 213 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,803 - ZOMBIE JOSS WHEDON! 214 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,304 - [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT! 215 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,906 SOMEBODY FOUND THE "BUFFY" DVDs! 216 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:22,074 - GROSS! 217 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,544 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHEERLEADING DOCUMENTARY. 218 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,646 - WHY IS JOSS WHEDON A ZOMBIE? - PUNISHMENT. 219 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,648 WE TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS PLACE OVER DRINKS. 220 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,683 THE NEXT THING WE KNOW, "CABIN IN THE WOODS" 221 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,084 WAS IN THEATERS NATIONWIDE. 222 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,253 - PEOPLE WEREN'T NECESSARILY IN THOSE THEATERS. 223 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,721 - WELL, REGARDLESS, WE MADE HIM A ZOMBIE. 224 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,057 - [ GRUNTING ] 225 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,325 [ AX SCRAPING ] 226 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,061 - AAH! 227 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,431 - NOW YOU CUT SHORT LIKE MY TV SERIES "FIREFLY"! 228 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,966 - YOU BASTARD! 229 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,467 WE WERE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER! 230 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:49,034 - [ GRUNTS ] 231 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,837 - OH! 232 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,773 - THAT'S SHORT-SIGHTED, LIKE FOX EXECS 233 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,075 WHEN THEY CANCELED "DOLLHOUSE." 234 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,878 - BEING CHASED BY A ZOMBIE FILLS ME WITH ANXIETY. 235 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,646 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ANXIETY? 236 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,647 GETTING HIGH! 237 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:02,582 - [ GRUNTING ] 238 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:03,549 - OH! 239 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,384 FUCK NETWORK TV! 240 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,886 [ GRUNTS ] 241 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,454 IS THE POINT I WAS MAKING EARLIER. 242 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,122 - OKAY, HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TRICKY. 243 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,258 THE VIRGIN HAS TO DIE LAST. 244 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,259 - WE'RE 3/4 OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS THING, 245 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,861 AND YOU DROP THAT BOMBSHELL NOW? 246 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,963 - [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 247 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,965 COME ON! 248 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,633 I'M GONNA GET INTO THE HOLE UNDER THE BUSH! 249 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,235 - THE HELL YOU WILL! 250 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:25,671 OH. 251 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,241 - WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 252 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,914 - UH-OH! - THEY DISCOVERED OUR ZOO! 253 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,816 YOU KNOW, OUR ZOO OF MYTHICAL CREATURES 254 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:37,515 AND MONSTERS AND ANIMALS THAT -- 255 00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:39,051 - THANKS. GOT IT. 256 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,820 - [ SHOUTS ] - AAH! 257 00:08:40,886 --> 00:08:43,289 - WHOA! HE'S SKELETOR! 258 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,125 - ON MY PLANET, YOU WOULD BE NERD-DOR, 259 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,295 LORD OF CRUSTY SOCK MOUNTAIN! 260 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,997 HONESTLY, KID FUCK OFF. 261 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,164 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 262 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,600 - [ GRUNTING ] 263 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,102 - [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 264 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:57,703 OH, NO, IT'S LOCKED! 265 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,072 - [ GROWLING ] 266 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:04,911 - TRY PULLING THE SWITCH LABELED "UNLOCKED"! 267 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,646 - WHOOPS! IT TURNS COUNTERCLOCKWISE! 268 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,547 - JUST GO! 269 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,350 [ CREATURES GROWLING ] 270 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,685 [ COW MOOS ] 271 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,520 [ DINOSAUR ROARS ] 272 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,555 - GRR! ARGH! 273 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,391 - WAIT, I FIGURED IT OUT! 274 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,726 WE'RE RE-ENACTING A HORROR MOVIE! 275 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,328 THE VIRGIN ALWAYS DIES LAST. 276 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,330 - Both: SO I GUESS I'M NEXT! 277 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,467 WAIT, YOU MEAN YOU'RE A -- ME TOO! 278 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:33,306 - WOW, IT'S LITERALLY FUCK OR DIE! 279 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,707 SO... 280 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:38,110 - I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 281 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,011 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] 282 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,579 - GRR! ARGH! 283 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:41,447 - OH! OH! 284 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,815 - WAIT A MINUTE. 285 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:43,883 SO, I PUT THIS IN THERE? 286 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,218 - YES! 287 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,920 NOW JUST MOVE IT BACK AND FORTH FOR 30 TO 40 MINUTES. 288 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,822 AND FINISHED! 289 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,090 THANK YOU! 290 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,959 - I WAITED 23 YEARS FOR THAT?! 291 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,695 - [ GROWLS ] 292 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,096 - WE WIN! 293 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,531 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THEY WON! 294 00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,532 - THE EARTH IS DOOMED! 295 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:00,900 - HOLY CRAP! 296 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,635 SO NOW THAT GOD DESTROYS US ALL?! 297 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,837 - MAYBE NOT! HIS GENERATION IS REALLY SPORADIC 298 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,205 WITH THEIR VIEWING HABITS. 299 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,240 HE COULD CATCH IT ONLINE IN A FEW WEEKS 300 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,742 OR NEXT YEAR WHEN THE DVD BOX SET COMES OUT! 301 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,711 [ BEEP ] 302 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,447 - Both: HI, KEITH. HI, LAZZO. 303 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,115 - YOU DUMBASSES REALIZE YOU'RE CANCELED, RIGHT? 304 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:20,052 - Both: YES. 305 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,221 - LOOKS LIKE [adult swim] NEEDS A NEW SHOW. 306 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,156 SO, THERE'S THIS SECURITY GUARD NAMED ZEB. 307 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,391 HE'S STRICT BUT FAIR, 308 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,826 AND HIS CO-WORKERS ARE ALL WACKY 309 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,060 BUT IN DIFFERENT WAYS. 310 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,595 - I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 311 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,465 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 312 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,967 - ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 313 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,203 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 314 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,038 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 315 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,307 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 316 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,342 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 317 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,011 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 318 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,712 BA-GAWK! 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