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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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IS THE WORD "OINK"?
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[ SNORTS ]
NOBODY CARES ABOUT A MOVIE
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UNLESS IT'S GOT A TWIST ENDING!
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HE'S DEAD!
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SHE'S GOT A DICK!
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HE WAS CHASING HIMSELF!
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IT WAS A DREAM!
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IT WASN'T A DREAM!
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HE WAS A MIDGET!
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HE WAS TWO MIDGETS!
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THAT'S WHAT SELLS TICKETS,
FELLAS!
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YOU'RE SUGGESTING WE
RE-RELEASE OUR HITS WITH NEW
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TWIST ENDINGS?
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I WAS JUST --
DO IT.
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AUNTIE EM? UNCLE HENRY?
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AM I BACK IN KANSAS?
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THE GOOD NEWS IS, YES.
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THE BETTER NEWS IS, IT'S KANSAS
3,000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
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SO, HOW'S OUR PATIENT DOING?
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THEY BOUGHT IT.
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THEY'LL NEVER GUESS THAT I,
QUEEN SATURNAX OF JUPITER, SANK
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TITANIC WITH MY BARE HANDS.
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UH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
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[ ROARS ]
JILL, STOP RIDING A JET SKI
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IN MY POOL!
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DON'T YELL AT ME!
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I'M YOUR SISTER!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' --
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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YOU'RE JACK, BUT YOU'RE ALSO
JILL BECAUSE THE REAL JILL DIED
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WHEN SHE WAS 8 YEARS OLD!
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NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
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WHY DOES JILL LOOK EXACTLY
LIKE YOU?!
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NO!
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[ BABBLING ]
HA HA! TEACHER'S PET.
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[ BARKING ]
HI. WE'RE AberZombie & FITCH,
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THE WORLD'S FIRST -- AND BEST --
ZOMBIE IMPROV GROUP.
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NOW, TO START, WE NEED SOMEONE
TO SUGGEST A THING.
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BRAINS!
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UH, COULD WE GET SOMETHING
OTHER THAN BRAINS?
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HEY, GUYS!
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WE'RE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE TV
SHOW "SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK!"
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20 YEARS AGO, WE TAUGHT KIDS
BASIC GRAMMAR AND MATH WITH
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MUSIC, BUT THOSE KIDS GREW INTO
ILLITERATE ADULTS.
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SO, WE'RE BACK WITH NEW
SONGS SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO
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REMEMBER THE SHIT WE TRIED TO
TEACH 20 YEARS AGO.
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REMEMBER ME?
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I SANG "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION."
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LET'S TALK ABOUT ONE WAY YOUR
GRAMMAR DOESN'T FUNCTION.
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♪ APOSTROPHES ARE REALLY FUN
♪ THEY MEAN SOMETHING IS OWNED
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BY HIM OR HER ♪
LIKE MICHAEL'S MARKER OR
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STEPHANIE'S PRETTY DRESS.
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REMEMBER THAT?
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IT'S REALLY EASY.
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SO, WHEN YOU'RE A WAITRESS AT
A LOCAL DINER AND YOU WRITE
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"LUNCH SPECIAL'S" WITH AN
APOSTROPHE...
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All: TAKE FIVE FUCKING
SECONDS TO REMEMBER BASIC
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GRAMMAR, YOU MORONIC PIECE OF
SHIT.
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OW.
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REMEMBER ME?
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I TAUGHT YOU ABOUT NUMBERS IN
THE SONG "MY HERO, ZERO," YET
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BASIC MATH ESCAPES YOU.
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♪ PLUS, MINUS, TIMES, DIVIDE
♪ JUST HAVE ONE SHRED OF PRIDE
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I'M A 6-YEAR-OLD WITH
DOWN SYNDROME, AND I UNDERSTAND.
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♪ SO WHEN YOU'RE STRUGGLING
TO SPLIT A CHECK AND YOUR
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SOLUTION IS TO GO HIGH-TECH ♪
All: TAKE FIVE FUCKING
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SECONDS TO REMEMBER BASIC MATH,
YOU MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT.
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AAH!
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OH!
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ERRORS LIKE THIS ARE SO
COMMONPLACE.
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IT'S PROBABLY THE DOWNFALL OF
THE HUMAN RACE!
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All: ♪ SO TAKE FIVE SECONDS
TO REMEMBER BASIC LESSONS, YOU
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MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT ♪
BECAUSE THEY'RE REALLY
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SIMPLE.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING
KIDDING ME.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
OH, SHE WAS ALIVE?!
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I WANT MY MONEY BACK, GUYS!
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[ SIGHS ] IS THE WORD "OINK"
AGAIN?
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[ SNORTS ]
I REALLY NEED TO MAKE SOME
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REAL FRIENDS.
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HEY, ELROY.
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HOW WAS YOUR FIELD TRIP?
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GREAT, DAD.
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WE STUDIED AN ABANDONED SHIP AND
FOUND A BUNCH OF THESE.
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WELL! A FOREBODING ALIEN EGG!
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LET'S BURN IT UNTIL THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT BUT ASHES.
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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DO EXACTLY
THAT IS THE LOWEST FORM OF FOOL.
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AW, DAD, CAN'T I KEEP IT?
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WELL, FOR THE SAKE OF
ENTERTAINMENT, YEAH, SURE.
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[ GROWLING ]
REORGE! RAD RALIEN! RAD RALIEN!
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YEAH, ASTRO, HE IS A PRETTY
RAD ALIEN.
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RO! RANGER! RANGER!
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RANGER'S A GREAT NAME.
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GOOD IDEA, BOY.
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RO! RO! RO!
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SETTLE DOWN!
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GO SNIFF ANOTHER DOG'S BUTT
OR SOMETHING.
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RASSROLE.
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NOW, JUDY, YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE WORRIED ABOUT HOW LITTLE YOU
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EAT, SO TODAY YOU'RE HAVING AN
ENTIRE BREAKFAST PILL, YOUNG
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LADY.
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RANGER SLEPT ON MY FACE ALL
NIGHT, AND WHEN I WOKE UP, HE
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WAS DEAD!
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IT MAKES ME SO SAD, I FEEL LIKE
MY HEART IS GONNA RIP OUT OF
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MY --
GGGGRRRHHH!
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WOW! YOU REALLY ARE SAD!
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STOP HIM, GEORGE!
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LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A STRONG
FEMALE ROLE MODEL TO HANDLE THIS
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PROBLEM.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO STABLE THAT
HIGH HORSE, JANE.
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I'M GETTING SOME MIXED SIGNALS
HERE.
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AW, DANG IT.
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[ ROARS ]
IT MUST HAVE HAD AN
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INEXPLICABLY SHORT GROWTH SPAN!
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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT SURE
DOES MOVE THIS STORY FORWARD AT
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A SNAPPY PACE.
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HURRY UP!
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I'VE ONLY GOT THREE WHACKS LEFT!
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[ SCREAMING ]
TALL, DARK, AND MYSTERIOUS?
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OH, WHAT A DREAMBOAT!
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GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!
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[ ROARS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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PHEW. IT'S OVER.
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REAH. RHEW!
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RRRAAARRRRGGGHH!
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YOU KNOW THAT'S SCARY EXACTLY
ONCE.
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[ PANTING, GRUNTING ]
HAPPY ARBOR DAY, SUSAN.
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OH, NO. HERE COMES BOW TIE.
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[ As Steve Urkel ] DID I DO
THAT?
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"AND THEN
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND HER
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GRANDMOTHER LIVED HAPPILY EVER
AFTER.
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THE END."
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[ YAWNS ]
WHAT A GREAT STORY!
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[ YAWNS ]
UGH!
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WHY IS OUR UNCLE SUCH A NERD?
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LET'S PUT HIS HAND IN WARM WATER
AND MAKE HIM PEE HIS PANTS.
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OR WE COULD CUT OUT THE
MIDDLEMAN AND JUST PEE ON HIM!
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OH, A FOREST. NEAT!
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I BET I'M LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
JUST LIKE IN THE STORY!
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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OH, MY GOSH! THIS IS WAY BETTER!
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♪ LA LA LA LA
♪ ON MY WAY
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♪ GRANNY'S HOUSE
IT'S HER!
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!
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I'LL GET TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE
FIRST, JUST LIKE IN THE STORY!
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FAIRY-TALE HOME INVASION, BITCH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING?
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THANKS, MR. SQUIRREL!
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SAY, HOW DOES A SQUIRREL AFFORD
AN iPAD?
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[ CHITTERING ]
THE FOREST CREATURES SOLD
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THEIR DRILLING RIGHTS?
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WOW.
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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
WOW!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OOH, THIS IS A PRETTY PISS-POOR
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DISGUISE.
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SHE'S NEVER GONNA BELIEVE I'M
HER GRANDDAUGHTER.
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A WOLF?
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I ORDERED A TEENAGE GIRL.
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OH, WELL. GET IN HERE.
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UM, SO, OKAY.
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IF YOU JUST HIDE IN THE CLOSET,
THEN WE CAN --
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NO, NO.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY ROLE
PLAY.
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I HAVE DRINKS WITH THE GIRLS AT
6:00.
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LET'S JUST DO THIS.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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YOU LOOK LIKE A MOLE RAT
SCULPTED OUT OF A LEATHER SHOE!
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YOUR PILLOW TALK LEAVES A LOT
TO BE DESIRED.
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NOW, SHUT UP AND GET IN THERE,
WOLF!
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AAH!
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HELLO? GRANNY?
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IT'S RED, FROM BEAU SOLEIL.
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[ Sobbing ] I WANT MY
VIRGINITY BACK.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
EW.
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DOES THAT RAIN LOOK YELLOW TO
ANYBODY ELSE?
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OH! UH!
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OH, YOU LITTLE SCAMPS.
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YOU DID THE "BOWL OF WARM WATER"
TRICK ON ME.
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UH, YEP. WE SURE DID.
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UH, WHERE'S THE BOWL?
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GEE, LET ME GUESS.
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IS THE WORD "OINK"?
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[ SQUEALS ]
THE WORD WAS "FARM,"
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MOTHERFUCKER!
[ SQUEALING ]
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HEY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE THE
DRESS REHEARSAL.
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WELL, IT BETTER BE GOOD.
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ANOTHER DEBACLE LIKE
"SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK"
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AND WE'RE RUINED!
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WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE "AVENGERS...MUSICTACULAR
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TAP-STRAVAGANZA."
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WAIT. IT'S CALLED WHAT?
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YOU SAY THIS SUPER-SOLDIER
SERUM WILL MAKE HIM RUN, JUMP,
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FIGHT --
♪ AND DANCE
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE HOOF
IT LIKE THAT!
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HE'S HOOFIN' IT FOR AMERICA!
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♪ THEY SAY ONLY FOOLS EVER
DANCE IN THE RAIN ♪
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♪ BUT THOR-TUNATELY...
♪ YOU'RE WITH WITH THE
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THUNDER GO-O-O-O-D ♪
♪ I'M NOT A BLUNDER GOD
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
♪ COME HOME AND SLUMBER, BROAD
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♪ RENDER US ASUNDER, GOD
♪ I SPIN A WEB OF FANTASY
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♪ THROUGH TIGHT DRESSES AND
WHISPERED TALK ♪
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♪ BUT MY WEB ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO CATCH MYSELF ♪
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♪ A HAWK
♪ I SOARED ABOVE THE PEOPLE
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♪ MY ARROWS PIERCED THEIR
BONES ♪
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♪ BUT THE ONLY ARROW I WON'T USE
IS THE ONE THAT CUPID OWNS ♪
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YOU KNOW, IN SOUTH AMERICA,
THEY HAVE SPIDERS THAT EAT
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BIRDS.
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♪ I SHALL WIN
♪ I SHALL WIN
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♪ THEN YOU'RE GONNA SULK
♪ NO, YOU WON'T
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♪ NO, YOU WON'T
♪ 'CAUSE WE HAVE A HU-U-U-U-LK
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♪ THEY HAVE A HULK
♪ THEY HAVE A HULK
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♪ DID YOU HEAR?
♪ THEY HAVE A HULK
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♪ ONE HULK TO BEAT AN ARMY
♪ ONE HULK TO SMASH THEM ALL
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[ SCREAMS ]
UH, WE'RE INSURED, RIGHT?
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YES, SOUP TO NUTS.
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I NEED AN AMBULANCE!
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SOMEBODY CALL 911!
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I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING LEGS!
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
00:10:55.588 --> 00:10:57.690 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
00:10:59.892 --> 00:11:02.028 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.