1 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:09,209 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,344 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,253 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:32,799 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:38,238 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,240 UH, GUYS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 7 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:41,374 WE'RE REALLY FRAGILE. 8 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,543 OUR NEW AIR BAGS ARE STATE-OF-THE-ART. 9 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,645 COME ON, MAN, YOU'RE MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. 10 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,547 I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 11 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,149 WELL, OKAY. 12 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,418 [ BUZZER ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ] 13 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:54,554 OHH! 14 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,289 HE WAS BEATING MY SISTER. 15 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:59,592 ALPHA 5, RITA REPULSA'S GOING TO STRIKE VERY SOON, AND WE 16 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,861 HAVEN'T RECRUITED ANY NEW POWER RANGERS. 17 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,096 I'M BEAMING UP FOUR YOUNG RECRUITS. 18 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:07,567 THEY ALREADY HAVE COLOR-CODED COSTUMES. 19 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,169 OOOOOH! 20 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,538 WELCOME, MY NEW POWER RANGERS. 21 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,239 WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? 22 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:15,241 H-I-I-I-I. 23 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,178 TINKY...WINKY. 24 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,079 H-I-I-I-I! 25 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:20,847 DIPSY. 26 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:21,714 LAA-LAA. 27 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,317 UH, HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE? 28 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,618 BALLPARK IT FOR ME. 29 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:28,955 [ TINK! TINK! TINK! TINK! ] JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME! 30 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:30,323 PO-O-O-O! 31 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,025 GUYS, PICK UP THE PACE A LITTLE. 32 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,727 TINKY...WINKY. 33 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,831 YEAH, WE'VE ESTABLISHED YOUR NAME IS TINKY WINKY! 34 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:39,466 AH, SCREW IT! WE GOT TO GO! 35 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:42,101 OKAY, THERE'S A GIANT MONSTER APPROACHING. 36 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:42,702 YAY! 37 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,970 NO, NOT "YAY"! 38 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,071 HOLD HANDS? 39 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,739 NO, NOT "HOLD HANDS"! 40 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:47,841 HOLD HANDS. 41 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,241 [ LAUGHS ] HANDS! 42 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,343 HOLD HANDS. 43 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,578 CALL YOUR ZORDS! 44 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:52,245 CALL. 45 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,045 ZORDS! 46 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,348 YES, NOW WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! 47 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:56,316 HOLD HANDS! 48 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,818 NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! 49 00:01:58,884 --> 00:02:01,454 FUCK YOU GUYS! 50 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:02,489 UH... 51 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,924 TINKY...WINKY? 52 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:11,831 [ STATIC ] I WISH YOU COULD BUY ALPHABET 53 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,500 SOUP IN THE AUREBESH LANGUAGE. 54 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:17,837 THEN I COULD SPELL ALL THE "STAR WARS" WORDS I WANT! 55 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:23,810 [ SPLUTTERING ] [ SPLUTTERING CONTINUES ] 56 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:29,182 [ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] [ GURGLES ] 57 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,583 YOU BEAT ME TO IT. 58 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,085 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] YEAH! 59 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:33,820 YEAH! 60 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:40,760 [ SIGHS LOUDLY ] [ ZIPPER ZIPS ] 61 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,795 EWW! 62 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,064 SHIELD, SHIELD, SHIELD! 63 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:46,031 HEY, SHIELD, SHIELD! 64 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,901 [ GROANS ] WHAT?! 65 00:02:47,966 --> 00:02:50,103 AREN'T YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY "SHIELD" AGAIN? 66 00:02:50,168 --> 00:02:53,706 [ CACKLING ] JERK. 67 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,408 GUN! HEY, GUN! GUN, GUN! 68 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,709 I'M IGNORING YOU. 69 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:58,144 HEY, GUN, GUN, GUN! 70 00:02:58,211 --> 00:02:59,812 WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT? 71 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,614 YOU'RE KIND OF COCKY. 72 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,816 GET IT? BECAUSE YOU'RE A GUN! 73 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:09,188 [ CACKLING ] OOH, I HATE YOU! 74 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,356 BOW! HEY, BOW! 75 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:11,090 HEY, BOW! 76 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,058 OH, WHAT?! 77 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,893 YOU'RE PRETTY QUIET TODAY. 78 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,028 WHAT'S UP? 79 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:17,897 I'M JUST FEELING A LITTLE -- MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU 80 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,332 PULLED SOMETHING?! 81 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,133 GET IT?! 82 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,936 [ CACKLING ] YOU KNOW WHAT?! 83 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,137 YOU KNOW WHAT?! 84 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:26,072 I'D RATHER BE USED TO PULL OUT HULK'S CATHETER THAN TO LISTEN 85 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:26,973 TO YOU ANYMORE! 86 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,142 I WISH THOR WOULD KEEP HIM AWAY FROM US. 87 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,743 HEY, CAN ANY OF YOU DO THIS?! 88 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,246 [ ALL SHOUT ] SHOCKING, ISN'T IT? 89 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,214 [ CACKLES ] [ ALL SHOUT ] 90 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,716 DON'T GIVE ME ANY STATIC! 91 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,418 [ CACKLES ] [ ALL SHOUT ] 92 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:41,054 SHOCKING, I-- OH, WAIT, I ALREADY SAID THAT. 93 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:41,754 BOW, BOW! 94 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:42,454 WHAT?! 95 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,122 HULK. 96 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,324 HULK? 97 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,527 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY -- HULK'S CATHETER BREAK AGAIN! 98 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,530 HAWKEYE NO MIND IF I USE BOW TO DIG IT OUT. 99 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:51,364 OH! 100 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:53,800 NO WONDER BOW IS ALWAYS SO PISSY! 101 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,803 [ CACKLING ] ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU BUILT 102 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,738 A TIME MACHINE OUT OF A DeLOREAN?! 103 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,341 THE WAY I SEE IT, IF YOU -- A STAINLESS-STEEL 104 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,508 LOSER-MOBILE?! 105 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,845 IF I'M GONNA MAKE A TIME MACHINE, IT'S GOT TO BE ICONIC! 106 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,414 I'M NOT GONNA USE A HONDA FUCKING CIVIC! 107 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,651 SO YOU CHOSE A CAR DREAMT UP BY A DRUG DEALER IN A 108 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,454 COCAINE-FUELED HAZE OF INSANITY? 109 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,889 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 110 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,292 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 111 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:20,860 HEY, MARTY, TAKE A LOOK! 112 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:25,565 YOU BUILT A TIME MACHINE OUT OF A 1972 AMC GREMLIN?! 113 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,467 UHHHHH... 114 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,969 NO! 115 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,305 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] MAZDA MIATA?! 116 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,340 DID IT COME WITH A MATCHING PURSE? 117 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:42,382 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 118 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:46,753 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 119 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,688 OH, MY GOSH, DOC, THAT'S AWESOME! 120 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:49,722 ROOM FOR ONE MORE? 121 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,659 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, YOU JUDGMENTAL PRICK! 122 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:56,195 NOW AMELIA EARHART AND CLEOPATRA ARE GONNA GIVE ME H.J.s WHILE WE 123 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:57,664 WATCH THE BEATLES AT SHEA. 124 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,833 THEN WE'RE GONNA KILL A DINOSAUR! 125 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:04,837 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] I WANTED TO GIVE A DINOSAUR 126 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:05,338 AN H.J. 127 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,572 HELLO, THERE! 128 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,208 HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE THERE'S A LACK OF LOVE AND KINDNESS IN 129 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:09,909 YOUR LIFE? 130 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,377 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CARING. 131 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,414 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A PLACE UP IN THE CLOUDS CALLED 132 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,615 CARE-A-LOT? 133 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,484 AND AFTER WE DIE, THE GREAT CLOUD KEEPER IN THE SKY PUSHES A 134 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:21,020 MAGIC BROOM -- OH, WELL, SINCE YOU PUT IT 135 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,990 THAT WAY FUCK YOU! 136 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,124 I LOVE YOU! 137 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,659 I DON'T CARE! 138 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:28,895 WHAT'S THE PASSWORD? 139 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:29,696 PASSWORD? 140 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,196 NO. 141 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,166 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 142 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:33,866 NO. 143 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,501 DO YOU HAVE A DOG? 144 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,070 YEAH. HER NAME'S MUFFIN. 145 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,671 IS THE PASSWORD "MUFFIN"? 146 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,973 YES, IT IS. COME ON IN. 147 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,842 [ DING! ] "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN. 148 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,613 HO HO HO." 149 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,283 HEY, I WANT A MACHINE GUN, TOO! 150 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:53,386 YOU ALREADY HAVE A MACHINE GUN, IDIOT. 151 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,420 OH, RIGHT. 152 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,322 WELL, THEN I WANT A BAZOOKA! 153 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,924 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 154 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:58,758 TONY'S DEAD. 155 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,160 YEAH, BUT AT LEAST HE GOT A PRESENT! 156 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,029 HE DIDN'T GET A PRESENT. 157 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,932 THE GUY WHO KILLED HIM TOOK HIS MACHINE GUN. 158 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,801 WHY WOULD SOME GUY WRITE "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN"? 159 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,237 HE WOULD WRITE, "I TOOK TONY'S MACHINE GUN." 160 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,373 YOU THINK TONY WROTE THAT ON HIS OWN SHIRT? 161 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,843 WELL, HE PROBABLY WANTED TO BRAG ABOUT THE NEW MACHINE GUN 162 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,078 HE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS, WHICH APPARENTLY NO ONE ELSE GOT! 163 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,915 IF TONY WROTE THAT ON HIS OWN SHIRT, THEN WHY IS HE DEAD? 164 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:26,052 HE PROBABLY GOT SO EXCITED, HE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 165 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,220 HIS NECK'S BROKEN. 166 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,722 MAYBE HE WAS PUTTING THE SHIRT ON AND HIS HEAD GOT STUCK 167 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,924 AND HE PULLED REALLY HARD AND IT BROKE HIS NECK. 168 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:36,262 BROKE HIS NECK PUTTING ON HIS OWN SHIRT IN AN ELEVATOR WITH NO 169 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,096 SHOES ON? 170 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,498 IT COULD HAPPEN. 171 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,832 NO, IT COULDN'T. 172 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,134 JA, IT COULD. 173 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,970 IN 1567, THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED HANS STEININBERGER WHO HAD 174 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:45,238 THE WORLD'S LONGEST BEARD. 175 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,539 ONE DAY, THERE WAS A FIRE. 176 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:47,874 HANS WAS RUNNING TOWARDS IT. 177 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,810 HE STEPPED ON HIS OWN BEARD, LOST HIS BALANCE, FELL, AND 178 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,145 BROKE HIS NECK. 179 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,479 THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 180 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,614 IT'S DOCUMENTED. 181 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,615 WHATEVER! 182 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:56,516 CALL KARL. 183 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,451 TELL HIM HIS BROTHER'S DEAD. 184 00:06:58,518 --> 00:06:59,752 KARL, COME DOWN HERE. 185 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,922 And just so you know, Tony got a machine gun for Christmas, and 186 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,357 no one else did. 187 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,058 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 188 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:10,296 MAKE SOME NOISE NOW FOR THE REIGNING CHAMP, MC SMOG! 189 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NICE! YEAH! 190 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:15,601 AND A BRAND-NEW CHALLENGER, PaRAPPA THE RAPPA! 191 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,037 [ AUDIENCE MURMURS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 192 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,339 ♪ I'LL TRAIN THIS PUPPY LIKE I WAS HIS TUTOR ♪ 193 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,809 ♪ DON'T STEP TO ME, DOG ♪ I'M-A LEAVE YOU NEUTERED 194 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,244 ♪ I'M A PIRANHA ♪ YOU'RE JUST PaRAPPA 195 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,246 ♪ YOUR RHYMES ARE DOO-DOO ♪ I'LL FLUSH YOU DOWN THE 196 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,215 CRAPPA ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 197 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,250 [ GASPS ] ♪ DROP RHYMES LIKE I TAUGHT 198 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,319 YOU, AND YOU CAN'T LOSE ♪ ♪ NOW, EXCUSE ME 199 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:40,693 ♪ I HAVE TO GO DROP A DEUCE [ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ] 200 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,095 ♪ KICK, PUNCH ♪ KICK, PUNCH 201 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,531 ♪ BLOCK, TURN AROUND ♪ KICK, BLOCK 202 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,867 ♪ BLOCK, KICK ♪ KICK, PUNCH 203 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:53,072 ♪ PUNCH, PUNCH, BLOCK ♪ TURN AROUND 204 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,675 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, NO WAY! 205 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:56,776 OH, WOW! 206 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,811 YO, Y'ALL, IT'S 50 CENT! 207 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,980 MC SMOG, I'M KICKING YOU OUT G-UNIT. 208 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,749 PaRAPPA, YOU WIN. 209 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,185 ♪ 50 AND PaRAPPA GONNA MAKE THE TRACK CRUNCH ♪ 210 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,454 ♪ BLOCK, TURN AROUND ♪ KICK, PUNCH 211 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,923 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN THE CLUB, WE GET DOWN ♪ 212 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,226 ♪ KICK, PUNCH ♪ TURN AROUND 213 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,695 ♪ WE BE KICKING AND PUNCHING AND BLOCKING ♪ 214 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,396 ♪ BLOCKING AND KICKING ALL NIGHT ♪ 215 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,565 ♪ TURN AROUND ♪ BLOCKING AND KICKING AND 216 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,701 TURNING AROUND ♪ ♪ WE'LL BE PUNCHING EVERYTHING 217 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,736 IN SIGHT ♪ ♪ AS WE PROCEED 218 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,538 ♪ PROCEED ♪ TO BE WHAT YOU NEED 219 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,840 ♪ WHAT YOU NEED MAN, IT'S GONNA GO PLATINUM. 220 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:28,975 I KNOW. I CAN FEEL IT. 221 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,409 THAT WAS FRESH TO DEATH, P-RAPS. 222 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,879 HERE'S YOUR ADVANCE ON ROYALTIES -- A BILLION DOLLARS. 223 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:35,280 [ TIRES SCREECH ] ♪ PaRAPPA, YOU NEVER RETURN 224 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,316 MY PHONE CALLS ♪ ♪ SO NOW EAT BULLETS 225 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,418 AND LICK MY BALLS ♪ [ TIRES SCREECH ] 226 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,654 EH, IT'S THE 10th TIME I'VE BEEN SHOT. 227 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,289 BULLETS ARE LIKE FOOD TO ME. 228 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,460 THE GOLEM -- A MUD MONSTER FROM JEWISH FOLKLORE, DEVOID OF 229 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,294 HUMANITY! 230 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,095 WHAT? 231 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,097 NO, I'M HERMIE SCHMULEWITZ. 232 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:54,100 A BUNCH OF GOYIM DUMPED MUD ALL OVER ME! 233 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,135 IT'S A HATE CRIME, I TELL YOU! 234 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,771 OH, I'M SO SORRY, MR. SCHMULEWITZ. 235 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,072 I HAD NO IDEA. 236 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,908 HA HA! I FOOLED YOU! 237 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,276 I REALLY AM A GOLEM! 238 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,044 [ ROARS ] AAH! 239 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,445 AAH, THE BABY'S COMING! 240 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:07,179 PULL IT OUT! 241 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,514 PULL IT OUT OF WHERE?! 242 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,182 THERE ARE FOUR HOLES DOWN THERE! 243 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,118 [ GRUNTING ] [ BABY CRYING ] 244 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,787 OH, IT'S A MIRACLE -- THE FIRST LEGO BABY IN HISTORY! 245 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,289 [ SIGHS ] WAIT, THAT'S TRUE! 246 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,391 CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE. 247 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:19,425 THAT'S RIGHT! 248 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,561 NO CHILDREN OF MEN! 249 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,863 THAT, YOU KNOW, ARE LEGOS. 250 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,798 [ GUNSHOTS ] WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT HER! 251 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,300 QUICK! TO THE RENDEZVOUS POINT! 252 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:34,340 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] [ GUNSHOTS ] 253 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,945 [ BABY CRYING ] IT'S CLEAR! 254 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:46,585 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] MY HAND! WHERE'S MY HAND?! 255 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:47,320 OH, WAIT. 256 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:48,387 AAH, MY LEGS! 257 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:49,755 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! 258 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:50,456 OH, WAIT. 259 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,290 MY FACE! 260 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,092 MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! 261 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,226 OH, WAIT. 262 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:57,697 WOW, THE STAKES HERE REALLY AREN'T AS HIGH AS THEY FIRST 263 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,664 APPEARED. 264 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:03,035 [ BABY CRYING ] [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE CONTINUES ] 265 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:03,636 PRIVATE! 266 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,403 YES, SIR? 267 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,938 ARE YOU NOT WEARING ANY PANTS?! 268 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,006 OF COURSE I AM, SIR. 269 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,607 I'M WEARING MY YELLOW -- [ GASPS ] 270 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:09,308 OH, MY GOSH! 271 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,376 I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! 272 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,844 IDIOT! 273 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,981 [ BABY CRYING ] [ SHOUTS ] 274 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,849 OH, COME ON. 275 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:21,787 DAMN IT! 276 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,623 LET'S KILL THOSE REFUGEE DOGS! 277 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,727 [ GUNS COCKING ] READY! AIM! 278 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,030 [ BABY CRYING ] A BABY?! 279 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,466 OH, MY GOD, IT'S -- IT'S AN ACTUAL BABY! 280 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:36,936 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] WE WILL CHERISH YOU ALWAYS, 281 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:37,970 LITTLE ONE. 282 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,006 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] [ BABY CRYING ] 283 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,678 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THAT FUCKING BABY?! 284 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,080 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 285 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,216 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 286 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,351 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 287 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,520 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 288 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,655 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 289 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,858 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 290 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,893 BA-GAWK! BAWK.