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[ ALARM BEEPING ]
JUMPING JEHOVAH!

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IT'S ONE MINUTE TO CHRISTMAS!

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PACK THE TOYS, GET MY LIST, AND
IF THOSE FLEABAGS AREN'T

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SADDLED IN SIX SECONDS, THEN GET
YOUR ASS UNDER THE MISTLETOE

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'CAUSE MY BOOT'S GONNA GIVE IT A
FUCKING SOLE KISS.

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AND WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF MY
WAKE-UP CALL?

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PACK YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT.

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HYAH!

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[ REINDEERS WHINNY ]
[ CRYING ]

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HOLY...LET'S DO THIS!

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[ WHISTLE! ]
[ WHISTLE! ]

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[ WHISTLE! ]
[ WHISTLE! ]

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SANTA REMEMBERED ME!

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[ SPLAT! ]
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

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BOO-YAH! 15 SECONDS TO SPARE.

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I FUCKING RULE!

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SANTA DANCE.

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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK ME.

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SANTA'S THE ONE DOING THE
FUCKING TONIGHT.

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[ GRUNTS ]
WHY WON'T THIS THING OPEN?

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[ Grunting ] GET OFF OF ME!

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AAH! STOP!

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ACK, YOU'RE HAVING A DREAM!

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NO, SANTA. NO!

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[ ZAPPING ]
AAH! AAH!

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YAAHHHHHH!

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[ THUD! ]
I HATE CHRISTMAS.

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[ ALL GASP ]
YOU HEARD ME.

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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NO, I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE
HOME.

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BECAUSE THERE'S STILL JEWS
EATING DINNER.

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I WISH I COULD BE HOME
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS WITH MY

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FAMILY, TOO.

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I HATE THE JEWS, TOO, HONEY.

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OKAY, BYE.

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WHEN THAT LUMBERJACK
VIOLENTLY CUT ME DOWN, I THOUGHT

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"OH, MY LIFE IS OVER."

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BUT THEN, YOU WELCOMED ME INTO
YOUR FAMILY.

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THESE HAVE BEEN THE TWO HAPPIEST
WEEKS OF MY LIFE.

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[ LAUGHS ]
THANKS, CHRISTMAS TREE.

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OH, WE LOVE YOU,
CHRISTMAS TREE.

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MORNING, GORGEOUS.

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HEY, WHERE WE GOING?

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OH, UM, WE'RE ALL GOING ON
VACATION TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.

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AWESOME!

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I WANT TO GO TO
HARRY POTTER LAND AND TRY THAT

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FAKE BUTTERBEER.

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YOU'RE GRABBING THE LUGGAGE?

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REMEMBER, GRAB THE SUNSCREEN.

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[ GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING ]
HOLD UP, THERE.

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NO, NO, NO.

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I'M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO HEAD TO
FLORIDA WITH MY FAMILY.

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CAROL! HELP!

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JEFF, GET OUT HERE, MAN!

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THEY THINK I'M TRASH!

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I THOUGHT I WAS PART OF THE
FAMILY.

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YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARDS!

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

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THINK POSITIVE.

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MAYBE SOMEONE WILL JUST USE ME
FOR BOOGERS OR NUMBER ONE.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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IS THAT THEM?

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SALLY, GET SOME EXTRA TOILET
PAPER, OKAY, HON?

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WE'RE HAVING INDIAN FOOD
TONIGHT.

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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, NO, NO, NO!

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DEAR, WE THOUGHT WE COULD USE
THIS AFTER YOUR CHIMNEY

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ACCIDENT.

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HO! HO! HO!

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A CANDY CANE -- HOW THOUGHTFUL.

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AAH!

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OH, NO.

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IT WAS ACTUALLY MADE OF
CANDY?

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WE THOUGHT IT WOULD HOLD YOU!

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OH, WAS THIS LOAD-BEARING
PEPPERMINT?

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OH, GOD.

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I SHATTERED MY TIBIA.

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AW, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

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WHO'S LAUGHING AT
"BIG FOOT" DANNY NOW.

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WELCOME BACK TO
"THE JUSTIN BIEBER CHRISTMAS

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SPECIAL WITH LOVE."

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I LOVE YOU ALL.

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THIS IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT
CHRISTMAS AND HOW IT MAKES MY

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HEART FEEL.

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ FUCK CHRISTMAS

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♪ FUCK CHRISTMAS
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

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♪ I SEE THOSE PRESENTS THAT YOU
BOUGHT ME ♪

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♪ FUCK 'EM
♪ I SEE THAT RIBBON IN YOUR

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HAIR ♪
♪ I'LL CHOKE YOU WITH IT

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♪ MY CHRISTMAS CARD UP ON THE
MANTLE ♪

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♪ IT'S A PHOTO OF MY DICK
♪ AND ALL THE STOCKINGS HUNG

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WITH CARE ♪
♪ THEY'RE FILLED WITH MY

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SHIT ♪
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

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♪ FUCK FUCK CHRISTMAS
YEAH!

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OOH, OOH, YEAH.

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WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM
WITH DAVID CASSIDY.

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CASSIDY WAS A HACK.

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BIEBER IS A FUCKING ARTIST.

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[ PANTING ]
[ CRACK! ]

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[ GRUNTS ]
[ GUN COCKS ]

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[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!

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YOU'RE A HARD MAN TO FIND,
JASON.

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[ SIGHS ]
THE LIST -- LOOK WHAT IT MAKES

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ME DO.

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LOOK WHAT IT MAKES ME DO.

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[ GAGGING ]

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PARCHEESI!

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OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

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MORE BLOCKS.

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YAY.

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[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
ALL GIFTS PRESENT AND

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ACCOUNTED FOR, EXCEPT
SNAKE EYES.

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HE'S SO HARD TO BUY FOR.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHAT WE
ALWAYS GET HIM?

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I NEVER HEAR HIM COMPLAIN
ABOUT IT.

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[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET

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A GUY WHO WON'T TELL US WHAT HE
WANTS?

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THERE IS ONE THING HE WANTS,
AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

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OKAY, THERE'S STORM SHADOW'S
HOUSE.

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WE ZIPLINE OVER, BAG HIM, AND
GET HIM BACK TO THE BASE FOR

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SNAKE EYES TO OPEN ON CHRISTMAS
MORNING.

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All: YO, JOE!

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TAKE HIM ALIVE!

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All: YO, JOE!

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OH, BABY, I'M SORRY.

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OW! OW!

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OHH, THIS IS NOT GOOD.

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WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT
YOU, MISTER.

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YO, JOE!

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I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

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WELL, THAT'S TRUE, MRS. CAGE.

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IT ONLY SAYS YOUR CARD IS
DECLINED.

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I INFERRED THAT YOU WERE POOR.

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IT'S JUST -- IT'S BEEN SO
HARD TO MAKE ENDS MEET SINCE MY

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HUSBAND PASSED AWAY.

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CAGE -- WHERE HAVE I HEARD
THAT BEFORE?

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FINISH HIM!

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[ GROANS ]
OH, RIGHT. THAT GUY I KILLED.

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WAIT!

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WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE I'M NOT
IMPOSING, I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU

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FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER.

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WONDERFUL.

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IT'LL BE JUST LIKE HAVING
JOHNNY BACK.

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YOU REMIND ME OF HIM, YOU KNOW?

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YOU HAVE HIS HEART.

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KANO RULES!

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HYAH!

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OKAY [GRUNTS] OKAY.

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HYAH!

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OH.

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OH, OH.

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UNH-UNH.

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[ LAUGHS ]
LISTEN, SARAH.

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THIS HAS BEEN A PERFECT DAY, BUT
SOMETHING I NEED TO CONFESS.

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[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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IT'S -- IT'S JOHNNY'S HEART.

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I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM.

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KANO, THIS ISN'T A HEART.

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IT'S NOT?

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SO HE REACHES IN AND PULLS
OUT MY APPENDIX.

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[ ALL LAUGH ]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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HE ACTUALLY SAVED MY LIFE, QUITE
FRANKLY.

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[ LAUGHS ]
[ SMOOCHES ]

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OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

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CHRISTMAS! YAY!

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♪ JINGLE BELLS, MOM'S IN TEARS,
WHAT IS GOING ON? ♪

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EVERYBODY, BE COOL.

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WE'VE JUST BEEN ROBBED!

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BASTARDS EVEN TOOK THE TREE.

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WHAT COULD THE BLACK-MARKET
VALUE ON A RAPIDLY-BROWNING

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DOUGLAS FIR POSSIBLY BE?

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NO -- NO PRESENTS?

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OH, HONEY, IT'S TOTALLY FINE.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE...

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PRETEND CHRISTMAS.

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OPEN IT.

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IT'S, UH...

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IT'S JUST A MINT-ON-CARD
VERSION 2 SNAKE EYES FROM 1985

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WITH AN AFA GRADE OF 99.

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THIS GOT STOLEN?!

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AAH!

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SWEETIE, YOU DIDN'T OPEN YOUR
FRAMED ORIGINAL ARTWORK FROM

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G.I. JOE NUMBER 21 WITH SIGNED
CERTIFICATE FROM CREATOR

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LARRY HAMA!

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AAH!

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[ Crying ] WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
TO ME?!

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[ INDISTINCT CHANTING ]
HUH?

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JOIN US, FRIEND.

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ALL OUR HOUSES WERE ROBBED.

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THANKS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
SING AND FEEL BETTER.

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[ Laughing ] OH, NO, WE'RE
NOT SINGING TO FEEL BETTER.

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WE'RE CHANTING TO RAISE THE
SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE FROM THE

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DEPTHS OF HELL TO SEEK OUT THE
[BLEEP] WHO STOLE MY CHILDREN'S

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iPads AND DISEMBOWEL HIM WITH A
GIANT FLAMING SPEAR.

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YOU'RE IN THE WRONG CIRCLE,
DAVE.

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THE "CHANT FOR VENGEANCE" CIRCLE
IS OVER THERE.

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AAH, DAMN IT.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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THE STOLEN PRESENTS, THE SINGING
RUBES -- I KNOW THIS STORY.

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[ GASPS ]
THAT MEANS THE THIEF SHOULD

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BE...

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AHA!

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IN HINDSIGHT, RACING UP THIS ICY
MOUNTAIN IN A ONESIE WAS A BAD

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IDEA.

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CAN'T...GO...ON.

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[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
OH, SNAKE EYES, YOU'LL HAVE SOME

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INSPIRATIONAL WORDS FOR ME.

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UH...KIND OF DROPPING THE BALL,
SNAKE EYES.

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WOW, LARRY HAMA!

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YOU CAN DO IT.

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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

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NOT THE MOST ORIGINAL WORDS
OF INSPIRATION I'VE EVER HEARD.

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LOOK, KID.

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I USED TO WRITE A COMIC BOOK
THAT WAS BASICALLY WORD BALLOONS

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ON A TOY CATALOG.

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NOW, IF YOU WANT ME TO READ SOME
PASSAGES FROM MY UNFINISHED

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NOVEL --
NO, THANK YOU.

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GRINCH, COME OUT OF THAT SLEIGH
SO I CAN WHIP THE GREEN OFF YOUR

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BITCH ASS!

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IT'S EASY TO TALK TOUGH TO A
VILLAIN WHEN HIS LITTLE BIRD

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WRISTS ARE EVEN BONIER THAN YOUR
OWN.

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[ GASPS ]
YOU'RE NOT THE CARTOON GRINCH.

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YOU'RE THE STUPID-ASS
JIM CARREY GRINCH.

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A GRINCH IS A GRINCH,
MY LITTLE FRIEND.

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AND I'M AFRAID YOUR PRECIOUS
PRESENTS --

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YOU TOOK THE BEST CARTOON OF
ALL TIME, AND YOU PISSED IN ITS

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MOUTH!

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HEY, HEY, HEY.

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LET'S NOT GET PERSONAL.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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KEEP MY STUFF.

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I'M ABOUT TO GIVE MYSELF THE
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF ALL

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TIME.

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NOOOOOOO!

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[ WHISTLE! ]
[ CRASH! ]

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND
TO ALL, A GOOD --

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[ BARKING ]
OH, MY GOSH.

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THAT LITTLE STOCKHOLM-SYNDROME
DOG.

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[ WHIMPERS ]
OH, MY GOSH!

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OH, THESE TOOTH MARKS ARE REALLY
GONNA AFFECT THE AFA GRADING,

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THOUGH.

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[ WHIMPERS ]
♪ LA-BOO-DA-BOO,

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BRING US... ♪
EVERYONE, LOOK WHO FELL

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THROUGH MY ROOF -- THE CHRISTMAS
THIEF!

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THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!

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[ ALL CHEERING ]
WOULD THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE

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WANT US TO RAPE IT?

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IT IS CHRISTMAS.

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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BA-GAWK! BAWK.