1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,910 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,819 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:38,138 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,807 NOW, "TOP CHEF: SWEDEN"! 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,209 All: BORK! BORK! BORK! 8 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,511 BORK! BORK! 9 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:49,616 [ ALL MUMBLING LOUDLY ] YOUR CHALLENGE IS -- 10 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,051 All: [ MUTTERING ] YOUR CHALLENGE -- 11 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:56,156 YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO PREPARE THE TRADITIONAL SCANDINAVIAN DISH 12 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,857 KNOWN AS LUTEFISK! 13 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,592 BORK! 14 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,127 STEP ASIDE, DUDES. 15 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,695 TIME FOR A SHELL SPIN! 16 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:03,696 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 17 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:04,697 TURTLE POWER! 18 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:06,566 [ CHUCKLES ] [ GRUNTS ] 19 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,034 [ Chuckling ] HEY, HEY. 20 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,602 HEY, DUDES, LITTLE, UH... 21 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:12,005 [ GRUNTS ] LITTLE HELP HERE! 22 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:13,139 LEO? 23 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:14,974 LITTLE HELP! 24 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,710 SO, LOKI'S LIKE, "PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" 25 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,078 AND I WAS ALL, "SORRY, PAL. 26 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,947 CAN'T HEAR A THING IN THIS HELMET." 27 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:21,815 BA-DA-BOOM! 28 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,650 CHEST-MOUNTED UNIBEAM, BABY. 29 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,819 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU IS THE MAN! 30 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,887 GOT A STORY FROM THE FIGHT, JOLLY GREEN? 31 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,190 WELL, HULK SMASH. 32 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,025 AND HULK SMASH. 33 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,060 BUT THEN...HULK SMASH! 34 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,196 NO FREAKING WAY, MAN! 35 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,497 SWEARSIES. 36 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,966 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, WELL, OKAY, SO, I-I 37 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:42,801 KICKED THIS GUY, AND I SHOT HIM WITH MY PISTOLS. 38 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:46,673 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE WAS, UH, BULLETPROOF AND ALSO 39 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:47,941 KICK-PROOF. 40 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:48,942 OH, GOD! 41 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,610 I'M, LIKE, THE LAMEST ONE ON THIS TEAM! 42 00:01:50,676 --> 00:01:54,247 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS KEEP ME AROUND. 43 00:01:54,914 --> 00:02:00,253 OHHHH, YEAH. 44 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:06,826 ♪ BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY [ GASPS ] 45 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,228 ♪ MM DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 46 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:11,231 YOU'RE A CRITICAL COMPONENT OF THIS TEAM. 47 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:11,965 RIGHT, FELLAS? 48 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:12,665 ABSOLUTELY, UH-HUH. 49 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:13,800 YEAH. SURE. 50 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,669 I GUESS WHOEVER WE FIGHT NEXT BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE 51 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:17,770 BLACK WIDOW, HUH?! 52 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:18,972 All: YEAH! 53 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:22,041 BLACK WIDOW'S GONE NOW, BUT SHE LEAVES BEHIND THE GIFT OF 54 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,644 KNOWLEDGE -- THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT 55 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:27,714 DEMOGORGE THE GOD-EATER WITH A KARATE KICK. 56 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,216 BUT I ALMOST GOT HIM WITH MY ARROWS. 57 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,085 RIGHT -- RIGHT, GUYS? 58 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,454 [ SOBS ] WHAT AM I SAYING?! 59 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,991 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS KEEP ME AROUND! 60 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:48,801 ♪ OOH, OOH, OH, OH, OH OHHH, YEAH. 61 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,704 NEXT THURSDAY ON NBS... 62 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:52,704 FLATLINE! 63 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,007 WE'RE LOSING HIM! 64 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:54,874 O-O-O-OUCH! 65 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,442 ...A SUICIDE VICTIM WILL BE SAVED... 66 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,646 [ GASPS ] HOORAY! HE'S ALIVE! 67 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,014 DAMN IT! I'M ALIVE! 68 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,084 ...BY THE HOSPITAL'S MOST TALENTED PHYSICIAN. 69 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,454 BUT WHEN DR. E.T.'s OLD DEMONS COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM... 70 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,423 I'LL PUT IT RI-I-I-GHT HERE. 71 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,092 HEY, PRICK, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND! 72 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,295 STEP OFF. 73 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,195 O-O-OUCH! 74 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,631 ...HE'LL FACE HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE YET. 75 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,599 HE'S DYING. 76 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,200 YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING... 77 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,368 DOCTOR. 78 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,038 I'LL BE RI-I-I-I-GHT BACK. 79 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:28,007 [ METAL CLATTERS, DOOR CLOSES ] HEY, THAT'S MY BIKE! 80 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,208 STEP OFF, BRO. 81 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:33,780 [ BICYCLE BELL DINGING ] 82 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,517 THURSDAY ON AN ALL-NEW "E.T. -- EMERGENCY TERRESTRIAL." 83 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:38,918 [ Laughing ] YEAH! 84 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,053 BACHELOR PARTY! 85 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:43,823 I'M BUYING YOU A LAP DANCE, BUDDY! 86 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,793 [ BELL ABOVE DOOR JINGLES ] YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE, HARRY. 87 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:49,862 I'M GONNA CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. 88 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,898 DONGUS STOUTUS! 89 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,100 [ SIGHS ] OH, COME ON. 90 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,069 UH, BEEFUS GIRTHUS? 91 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:57,537 POLEUS MAXIMUS? 92 00:03:57,603 --> 00:03:59,272 AAAAAAH! 93 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,708 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 94 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:06,212 [ CELLPHONE BLOOPS ] 95 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,717 STALKUS MINIMUS! 96 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:11,751 STALKUS MINIMUS! 97 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,720 STALKUS MINIMUS! 98 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:17,023 NOW LET ME SEE WHAT THE FAMOUS HARRY POTTER'S PACKING. 99 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,391 [ CHUCKLES ] [ GASPS ] 100 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:20,760 WHY DO YOU HAVE A VADGE? 101 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:29,035 [ VIDEO GAME MUSIC ] [ SPROING! SPROING! SPROING! ] 102 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,004 I-IS HE GONE? 103 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,338 OH, PHEW! 104 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,340 DUDE'S A FUCKING STALKER. 105 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,975 [ GASPS ] THE ROYAL FAMILY! 106 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,310 THEY'RE COMING OUR WAY! 107 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,545 OHH, AREN'T THEY JUST ADORABLE? 108 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,214 GREATEST...MOMENT... 109 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,181 OF MY LIFE. 110 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,417 OH, AND I'VE BEEN TOTALLY NEEDING A NEW BRA. 111 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,685 WHAT ARE YOU -- AAH! 112 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:46,753 Both: AAAAAH! 113 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,254 [ GASPS ] I WANT ONE! 114 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:49,389 MOMMY! DADDY! 115 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,291 [ SNAPS! ] CHECK IT OUT -- PASTIES! 116 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,894 AAAAGH! 117 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:58,231 [ GAGGING ] NOW, GIRLS, REMEMBER, WE'RE 118 00:04:58,297 --> 00:04:59,799 ONLY HERE TO BROWSE. 119 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,200 [ Whining ] DADDY, NO! 120 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,769 I WANT THEM! 121 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:03,603 YOU HEARD ME! 122 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,303 LET'S GO! 123 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,805 [ Crying ] THIS IS SO UNFAIR. 124 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,307 IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE HOW CRUEL HE IS! 125 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,410 [ SIGHS ] [ CHOKING ] 126 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,312 [ COUGHS ] GODZILLA HAS LEFT THE NATION 127 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,013 IN RUINS! 128 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,847 OH, NO! 129 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,250 CALIFORNIA'S MOST TREASURED LANDMARK! 130 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:18,384 OH, NO! 131 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,653 CALIFORNIA'S MOST TREASURED LANDMARK DESPITE WHAT THOSE 132 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,488 A-HOLES DOWN IN LOS ANGELES THINK. 133 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,891 GODZILLA IS PULLING SOME HOT STRIPPER-POLE ACTION ON THE 134 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,260 SEARS TOWER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WE CALL IT THESE DAYS. 135 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:27,827 WHAT IS IT? 136 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:28,895 WIL-- WILLIS TOWER? 137 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,496 I'M HEARING WILLIS TOWER. 138 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:34,033 AND AFTER DESTROYING MANHATTAN, GODZILLA IS FINALLY 139 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,568 HEADED BACK OUT TO SEA. 140 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:36,202 OH! 141 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,371 TOTAL DICK MOVE BY GODZILLA. 142 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,706 NOWHERE NEAR WATER IS SAFE! 143 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:43,209 IT HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BE A LANDLOCKED STATE. 144 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,344 TOURISM HERE IN DES MOINES IS THROUGH THE ROOF! 145 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:46,145 WE'RE ALL RICH! 146 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,814 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ Dialing ] 147 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,249 THIS IS THE MAYOR'S ASSISTANT, MR. G. 148 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,151 YOUR CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 149 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:55,154 HA HA HA HA! 150 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,591 OH, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CASH THIS? 151 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:02,328 DISNEYLAND IS A MAGICAL PLACE THAT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. 152 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,796 EVEN TEENAGERS. 153 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,999 BECAUSE AT DISNEYLAND, THERE ARE DOZENS OF SECRET PLACES FOR 154 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,302 YOUNG PEOPLE TO GIVE EACH OTHER HAND JOBS. 155 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,305 COME RIDE "THE MANY ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH." 156 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,775 AND WHEN YOU EXIT, MAKE A LEFT AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN AND FIND 157 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,578 THE PERFECT NOOK TO GIVE OR RECEIVE A HAND JOB. 158 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:22,181 FILL YOUR HAND JOB PASSPORT WITH STAMPS FROM LOCATIONS LIKE... 159 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,884 BEHIND THE DUMPSTER NEXT TO THE MATTERHORN. 160 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,254 UNDER THE BABY-CHANGING STATION IN CRITTER COUNTRY. 161 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,724 OR UNDER THE PRESIDENT'S DESK IN "GREAT MOMENTS WITH 162 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,992 MR. LINCOLN." 163 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,727 BECAUSE AS WALT DISNEY SAID... 164 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,530 DISNEYLAND IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH... 165 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,734 FOR TEENAGERS TO JIZZ ALL OVER EACH OTHER'S YOUNG, ARYAN HANDS. 166 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:45,872 [ CROW CAWING ] 167 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:49,108 PRESTO CHANGEO! 168 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:54,747 UGH, I SAID PRESTO CHANGEO, NOT PESTO CHANGEO! 169 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,217 AND THAT'S WHEN THE FEMALE STARBUCK GOT IN THE SHOWER WITH 170 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:58,584 ME. 171 00:06:58,651 --> 00:06:59,585 OOH! 172 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,721 BUT FROM THE NECK DOWN, SHE WAS DIRK BENEDICT. 173 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:02,588 OOH. 174 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,557 AND WHEN I WOKE UP, I STILL HAD WOOD. 175 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,224 OOH. 176 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,827 WATCH ME SCARE THOSE NERDS! 177 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:11,397 [ GRUNTING ] MUNSON! 178 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,901 MUNSON MIGHT BE GOING TO PRISON. 179 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,202 [ GASPS ] DIRK BENEDICT! 180 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,004 OW! 181 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,606 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 182 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,508 HELLO-O-O-O? 183 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,144 "DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE." 184 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:29,482 [ LAUGHS ] EPIC TYPOGRAPHY FAIL. 185 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:33,152 OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S COURTNEY! 186 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,053 AAH! 187 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:34,821 AAAAAH! 188 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:35,555 OH, PHEW. 189 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,856 YOU'RE NOT A WALKER. 190 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,090 WHAT? I-I'M NOT A WHAT? 191 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,426 IT MEANS ZOMBIE WITHOUT HAVING TO SAY "ZOMBIE." 192 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,628 IT'S JUST ONE OF THE LITTLE DETAILS THAT MAKES 193 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,697 ROBERT KIRKMAN'S "THE WALKING DEAD" SUCH AN 194 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,532 INTELLIGENT AND ORIGINAL -- AAH! 195 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:47,767 COME WITH ME! 196 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,269 APOCALYPTIC CRISES TEND TO BREAK DOWN SOCIAL BARRIERS, SO IT'S 197 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,605 TOTALLY LIKELY THAT YOU AND I WILL FALL IN LOVE. 198 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:53,506 WHOA! 199 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,007 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 200 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,709 I'M ALL YOURS, BOYS! 201 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:57,844 AAH! 202 00:07:57,909 --> 00:07:59,212 OH, DANG. 203 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,247 WHAT CAUSED THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK? 204 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,750 LET'S CONSULT THE ZOMBIE BACKSTORY GENERATOR! 205 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,651 "SUPERVIRUS." 206 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,819 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 207 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,354 THEY ALL SAY "SUPERVIRUS." 208 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,656 [ GUNSHOTS ] MUNSON! 209 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,525 THOSE USED TO BE PEOPLE, YOU MONSTER! 210 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,293 DON'T USE THEM FOR TARGET PRACTICE! 211 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,697 WIPE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR EYES, DICKSTAIN. 212 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,131 THAT'S MY MOM'S CAR! 213 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:20,066 KNOCK IT OFF! 214 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,535 [ HANDCUFFS CLICK ] UH-OH! 215 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,003 OH, COME ON! 216 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,806 [ ZOMBIES GROWLING ] ALL THOSE GUNSHOTS ATTRACTED 217 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:27,440 THEM! 218 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,707 WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! 219 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:29,942 HEY, TURD BURGLARS! 220 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,411 OH, YEAH! THE KEY! 221 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:37,383 [ GROWLS ] HEY, THROW ME THAT HACKSAW! 222 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,717 THANKS! 223 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:39,418 MUNSON! 224 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,919 THROW ME ANOTHER HACKSAW. 225 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:42,520 THERE ARE NO MORE HACKSAWS. 226 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:43,890 THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT. 227 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,926 HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HELP ME? 228 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,562 HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THIS ON "THE WALKING DEAD"? 229 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,364 WELL, ACTUALLY, IN EPISODE THREE -- 230 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,698 NO, NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME! 231 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,601 I STILL HAVE LIKE A ZILLION EPISODES ON MY DVR! 232 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,571 OH, MAN, I BET THE SHOW HAS TONS OF CLEVER TIPS FOR DEFEATING 233 00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,105 ZOMBIES. 234 00:08:59,171 --> 00:08:59,972 WE DO! 235 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,073 Both: WOW! 236 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:05,177 "WALKING DEAD" CREATOR ROBERT KIRKMAN! 237 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:08,180 SO...CAN WE HAVE A TIP? 238 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,448 HERE'S A TIP. 239 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,251 SEASON TWO OF "THE WALKING DEAD" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND 240 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:12,985 DVD! 241 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,720 AAH! OW! OW! AAH! 242 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,555 OH! WAIT A MINUTE! 243 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,791 I NEVER WANTED TO SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE! 244 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,426 AAAH! 245 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,028 UH-OH. 246 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:25,298 [ GRUNTS ] EW! 247 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,365 GROSS! 248 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,902 [ ZOMBIES SNIFFING ] IT'S LIKE ZOMBIE CAMOUFLAGE. 249 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,339 JUST KEEP ACTING LIKE ZOMBIES -- NO MATTER WHAT. 250 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,241 OH, HEY THERE, COURTNEY! 251 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,710 MEEEEEEH, MEEEH. 252 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,613 UHHHH... 253 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,615 MEEEEEEEH! 254 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:48,354 UHHHHH... 255 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,924 [ DISCORDANT TONES PLAY ] 256 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,026 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA 257 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,528 NAIL A CHEERLEADER TONIGHT! 258 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:59,198 I WONDER IF ZOMBIE BOOBS STILL FEEL LIKE BOOBS. 259 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,667 I CALL DIBS. 260 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,601 UGH. 261 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,337 ANYONE HAVE A ZIPLOC? 262 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,872 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 263 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,008 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 264 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,143 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 265 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,312 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 266 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,448 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 267 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,650 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 268 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,387 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 269 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:22,621 HEY, EVERYONE. 270 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,857 I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE JOKE ABOUT THE PESTO. 271 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,793 I HAD DINNER WITH MY PARENTS THE NIGHT BEFORE AND MY DAD MADE THE 272 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,329 JOKE ABOUT "PESTO CHANGEO!" AND THEN HE SAID, "HEY, YOU 273 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,697 SHOULD PUT THAT INTO YOUR ACT." 274 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:32,932 AND I SAID, "HA, HA, YEAH." 275 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,400 YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M BEING POLITE. 276 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,936 BUT THEN MY MAMA CORNERED ME LATER AND SHE SAID IT WOULD 277 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,738 REALLY MEAN A LOT TO HIM, SO I CAVED. 278 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,507 BUT THIS IS MY CAREER, YOU KNOW, AND YOU GUYS DESERVE BETTER. 279 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,442 SO, AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE. 280 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,177 THAT WAS A-TERRIBLE. 281 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,846 I'M-A SO SORRY.