1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,875 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,910 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,819 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,465 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:38,004 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,773 HEY, YOU'RE NEW AROUND HERE, RIGHT? 7 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:40,974 YEP. BARELY BEEN PLAYED. 8 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,543 LITTLE ADVICE -- POP OUT ONE OF THOSE CONNECTOR PINS FROM 9 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,444 YOUR CIRCUIT BOARD. 10 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:45,078 WHAT? 11 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,312 BUT THEN I WON'T WORK RIGHT. 12 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,213 JUST TRUST ME. 13 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,416 HEY, IT'S NOT WORKING. 14 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,684 [ BLOWING ] OH! OH, YEAH! 15 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:53,052 OH, MY GOD! 16 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,187 OH, YEAH! 17 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,655 OH, YEAH! 18 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,391 WOW, THAT CLOUD TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE! 19 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,492 YOU'RE RIGHT! 20 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,727 AND LOOK! TWO MORE! 21 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,562 [ LAUGHS ] IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM HAS 22 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:03,496 A KNIFE! 23 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,899 YEAH, AND THEY'RE KILLING THAT OTHER ONE! 24 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,834 HEY! WE'RE CALLIN' THE COPS! 25 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,768 WHO SAID THAT?! 26 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:09,736 WE GOT WITNESSES. 27 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,503 OH, YEAH? 28 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,538 WE GOT TWO HEROES?! 29 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:12,906 YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'. 30 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,941 DON'T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOUR FAMILY. 31 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:15,642 WHAT? 32 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,210 JUST DO WHAT THEY SAY, TIMMY! 33 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:17,911 MOM?! 34 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:18,812 CALL 911! 35 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,013 I SAID NO COPS! 36 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,214 AAAAAAAH! 37 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:25,952 NO! [ CRYING ] HEY, LOOK! A TURTLE! 38 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,687 MY MIND IS GOING, DAVE. 39 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,755 I CAN FEEL IT. 40 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,390 DR. LANGLEY TAUGHT ME TO SING A SONG. 41 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,792 I CAN SING IT FOR YOU. 42 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:34,928 YES, I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT, HAL. 43 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:35,862 SING IT FOR ME. 44 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,399 IT'S CALLED "SMELL YO DICK" BY RISKAY. 45 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,267 I AIN'T THAT BITCH... 46 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,136 YOU WANT TO PLAY WIT... 47 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,038 FUCK DROP THEM BOXERS... 48 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,640 LET ME SMELL YO DICK. 49 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:48,908 YOU WERE RIGHT, MAX! 50 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,711 LINKING THE ROBOT TO MY MOVEMENTS WAS THE KEY TO OUR 51 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:52,312 VICTORY! 52 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,813 I LOVE YOU, DAD! 53 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,014 AAGH! 54 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,082 I LOVE YOU, MAX! 55 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:59,419 [ SCREAMING ] AW, I COULD SQUEEZE YOU IN 56 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:00,553 HALF! 57 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,856 SOMEBODY NEEDS A NOOGIE! 58 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:03,623 NOOGIE! 59 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,391 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE -- ARGH! 60 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,026 ♪ NOW SETTLE DOWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE ♪ 61 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,697 ♪ GONNA TELL YOU 'BOUT A KID NAMED JOSH ♪ 62 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:13,066 ♪ HE WAS BORN IN A SUBURB OF FLORIDA ♪ 63 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,368 ♪ WITH A SISTER, A MOM, AND A DAD ♪ 64 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,071 ♪ HE'S NOT GREAT WITH THE LADIES, BUT HE'S GOOD AT MATH ♪ 65 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,806 ♪ AND HE LIVES IN A CRAZY HOUSE ♪ 66 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:22,709 ♪ BA-DA BA ♪ AND THEN ONE DAY JOSH GOT A 67 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:25,445 LETTER FROM AN ACTING SCHOOL IN FRANCE ♪ 68 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,248 ♪ SO HE WENT TO FRANCE AND NOW HE'S THERE ♪ 69 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,750 ♪ WITH PIERRE THE SNOB AND BRIGITTE THE BOMBSHELL ♪ 70 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,552 ♪ AND THEY LIVE IN A CRAZY HOUSE ♪ 71 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,988 ♪ BA-DA BA ♪ BUT THEN JOSH FLUNKED OUT OF 72 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:38,691 ACTING SCHOOL AND WENT BACK TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FROM BEFORE ♪ 73 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,994 ♪ AND NOW HE'S BACK WITH HIS MOM AND DAD ♪ 74 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,863 ♪ WHAT A DRAG AT 24 ♪ BA-DA BA 75 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,966 ♪ AND THEN ONE DAY JOSH WAS WALKING ALONG AND HE FOUND A 76 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,036 TALKING SNAKE ♪ ♪ AND THE SNAKE TOLD HIM TO MOVE 77 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,138 BACK TO FRANCE ♪ ♪ SO THEY WENT BACK TO FRANCE 78 00:02:52,204 --> 00:02:54,574 AND FOUND PIERRE ♪ ♪ BUT BRIGITTE WAS MARRIED 79 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,743 ♪ SO NOW IT'S JOSH, PIERRE, AND THE SNAKE ♪ 80 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,411 ♪ AND THEY LIVE IN A CRAZY HOUSE ♪ 81 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,281 ♪ BA-DA BA ♪ AND THEN THE SNAKE BIT JOSH 82 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:04,384 AND PIERRE, SO THEY DECIDED TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP ♪ 83 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,786 ♪ BUT THE FRENCH VETERINARIAN FELT BAD FOR THE SNAKE ♪ 84 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,322 ♪ SO SHE DECIDED TO SAVE THE SNAKE IN SECRET ♪ 85 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,591 ♪ AND SHE BROUGHT THE SNAKE BACK TO WHERE SHE LIVES WITH HER 86 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,927 QUIRKY ROOMMATE BETH AND ANOTHER TALKING SNAKE ♪ 87 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,396 ♪ AND THEY LIVE IN A CRAZY HOUSE ♪ 88 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:19,132 ♪ IT'S A VET, A WEIRDO, AND TWO TALKING SNAKES ♪ 89 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,434 ♪ A VET, A WEIRDO, AND TWO TALKING SNAKES ♪ 90 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:25,405 ♪ JOSH NEVER APPEARS AGAIN ♪ BA-DA BA 91 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:27,340 [ GRUNTING ] [ CROWD CHEERS ] 92 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,423 [ BEEP ] OKAY, SO, SHOULD WE 93 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,491 STRATEGIZE OR -- OH, NO, YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY RUNNING. 94 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,759 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 95 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,528 IS ANYBODY ELSE WINDED ALREADY? 96 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:49,629 UNDER FIRE! 97 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:50,363 GET DOWN! 98 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,164 OH, THAT'S SHARP. 99 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,498 I SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING WITH THAT. 100 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,133 [ GUNFIRE ] COOL! 101 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,802 OH, MAN, THAT'S HEAVY. 102 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,869 OOH, MY INHALER! 103 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,304 GONNA NEED THAT LATER. 104 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,640 OW! OW! 105 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,641 MEDIC! 106 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:02,141 MEDIC! 107 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,109 YOU'VE BEEN SHOT? 108 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,277 LET ME HEAL YOU! 109 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,180 WELL, NOT SHOT, BUT I REALLY MIGHT HAVE TWISTED MY ANKLE! 110 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:09,148 WELL, ACTUALLY, NOT TWISTED IT, REALLY, BUT I MIGHT HAVE 111 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,650 DEFINITELY PUT MY WEIGHT ON IT WRONG. 112 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,318 THIS IS A COMBAT ZONE, YOU FOOL! 113 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,821 ACTUALLY, MY ANKLE FEELS OKAY, BUT I JUST REALLY NEED 114 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:15,722 SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 115 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,724 I MEAN, WAR IS SCARY! 116 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,759 AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BACK TO THE HOME FRONT? 117 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,661 THAT'S WHEN THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS, AM I RIGHT? 118 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,762 THE EMOTIONAL TOLL. 119 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:23,863 IS THAT YOUR HEALING LASER? 120 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,667 [ LAUGHS ] I WILL RE-SPAWN! 121 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,436 SO, WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN? 122 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:35,274 [ GROANS ] SENSE OF HUMOR? 123 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:39,445 ♪ JUST HEAR ME SHARE-A-LYN ♪ FEELING SO DARE-A-LYN 124 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:43,549 ♪ LOVE MY BLOND HAIR-A-LYN ♪ LET ME PLAY MARILYN 125 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,552 OH, BOY, THAT KATHERINE McPHEE SURE CAN SING! 126 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,988 MR. SPIELBERG, YOU SHOULDN'T BE PRODUCING TV SHOWS. 127 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,289 YOU SHOULD BE MAKING MOVIES! 128 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,925 UGH, THE STUDIOS JUST WANT REMAKES! 129 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,395 THEY EVEN WANT ME TO REMAKE MY OWN MOVIES! 130 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,730 ♪ GOOD LORD, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? ♪ 131 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:01,234 ♪ THAT'S DiMAGGIO'S PENIS WOULD A REMAKE REALLY BE SO 132 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:01,901 BAD, SIR? 133 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,469 FINE! THEY WANT A REMAKE? 134 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:08,508 I'LL GIVE THEM THE MOTHER OF ALL REMAKES, SPIELBERG-STYLE! 135 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:14,447 [ BOMBS WHISTLING ] AW, MAN, I DIDN'T SIGN UP 136 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,048 FOR THIS! 137 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:15,815 WE'RE DOOMED! 138 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:16,949 NOT SO FAST! 139 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,418 HERE COMES WAR HORSE! 140 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,319 LET'S GET 'EM, WAR HORSE! 141 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,454 NEIGH! 142 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,624 HOPE YOU BRUSHED YOUR PUBES TODAY, ALBERT, BECAUSE WE'RE 143 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,725 ABOUT TO GO... 144 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,393 BALLS DEEP! 145 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,765 [ NEIGHS ] [ WHIP CRACKING ] 146 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,033 ALL RIGHT, WAR HORSE! 147 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,668 ONE HORSE CAN'T WIN THE WAR! 148 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,571 NO, BUT E.T. MIGHT EVEN THE ODDS! 149 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:43,710 HE WHO GIVETH LIFE CAN ALSO TAKETH AWAY. 150 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,611 [ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTS ] 151 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,046 OUCH. 152 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,749 BUT I THOUGHT ALIENS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE AND CUDDLY! 153 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:50,650 NOT ANYMORE! 154 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,719 KILLER ALIENS ARE BIG BOX OFFICE! 155 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:54,454 I KEEP UP. I READ THE TRADES. 156 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,161 MEIN HEARTLIGHT! 157 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,097 [ GRUNTS ] 158 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,601 I'M POOR, BLACK, AND UGLY, 159 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:12,739 BUT I'M HERE TO FUCK YOU UP! 160 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:13,740 WHOA! 161 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,109 CELIE FROM "THE COLOR PURPLE" IS ONE BAD MOTHER-- 162 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,110 SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 163 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,512 I'M JUST TALKIN' ABOUT CELIE FROM THE 1985 FILM 164 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,680 "THE COLOR PURPLE"! 165 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:21,748 LOOK! 166 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,517 HERE COMES TINTIN RIDING A VELOCIRAPTOR RIDING JAWS! 167 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,253 ACH, COME ON! TIME-OUT! 168 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,623 [ VELOCIRAPTOR SHRIEKS ] DEAD EYES, LIKE A DOLL'S 169 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,324 EYES! 170 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,459 IT'S CALLED THE UNCANNY VALLEY! 171 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,329 IT HAPPENS IN ANIMATION WHEN THE HUMAN EYE SEES SOMETHING IT 172 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:38,898 DOESN'T RECOGNIZE AS REAL, BUT THE DESIGN OF IT IS SO 173 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,802 PHOTO-REAL -- TOP OF THE MORNIN', GUV'NER! 174 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:43,903 RGH! 175 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:47,373 ♪ DO-DO DO-DO-DO ♪ BA DO-DA LO-DA-LO-DO-DO-DO 176 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,342 WE DID IT, SWIFT WIND! 177 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,677 THE HORDE WON'T BOTHER US AGAIN ANYTIME SOON. 178 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,447 NOW LET'S TURN BACK INTO PLAIN OLD PRINCESS ADORA AND HER 179 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,615 HORSE, SPIRIT. 180 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,216 IT'S MEATLOAF NIGHT AT THE CASTLE. 181 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,217 NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT! 182 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,119 LET ME LAND BEFORE YOU -- AAH! 183 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,921 OH, MY GOD, BITCH! 184 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,557 I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS! 185 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,391 SPIRIT! 186 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,126 [ Crying ] I'M SO SORRY! 187 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,328 IT SEEMS LIKE A SIMPLE RULE OF THUMB FUCKHEAD! 188 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:13,132 IF WE WERE IN THE AIR, I NEED MY MAGIC FUCKING WINGS. 189 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,934 NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET ME A FUCKING DOCTOR. 190 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:18,037 [ CRYING ] A DOCTOR CAN'T HELP YOU! 191 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,505 HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! 192 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,108 YOU FUCK UP THE LANDING AND I GET THE DEATH PENALTY?! 193 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,143 A HORSE'S BROKEN LEG WILL NEVER HEAL! 194 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,013 ALMOST 50% OF A HORSE'S BONES ARE IN ITS LIMBS. 195 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:30,683 BESIDES WHICH, 65% OF A HORSE'S WEIGHT RESTS ON ITS FRONT LEGS. 196 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,252 YOU'VE SURE LOADED UP BOTH BARRELS WITH A LOT OF 197 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,388 HIGH-CALIBER EUTHANASIA FACTOIDS, SISTER. 198 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,889 HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING FOR THIS? 199 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,392 IT'S JUST PART OF BEING A RESPONSIBLE HORSE OWNER. 200 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:40,359 OH, MY GOODNESS! 201 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:41,427 WHAT'S HAPPENED? 202 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,596 OH, IT'S TERRIBLE, CASTASPELLA! 203 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,499 THAT EVIL HORDAK MADE US SWITCH BODIES AGAIN. 204 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:49,635 I'M REALLY PRINCESS ADORA, AND SHE'S REALLY SPIRIT. 205 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,404 WELL, THAT'S EASILY REMEDIED. 206 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,905 MAGICAL MIND SWAP! 207 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,174 WAIT! 208 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,510 OW! MY LEG! 209 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,180 WELL, YOU KNOW, 65% OF THE BONES, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. 210 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,515 OH! BUT I-I'M MAGIC! 211 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,618 I COULD HAVE FIXED THAT IN TWO SECONDS. 212 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,519 EH. 213 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,354 WHO'S UP FOR MEATLOAF? 214 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,691 IT'S THE TOP OF THE HOUR ON KGI A.M. 780. 215 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,928 ♪ A.M. RADIO ♪ IT STILL EXI-I-I-I-STS 216 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,129 HA HA! 217 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,698 THE PERFECT PLAN! 218 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:22,468 SECURITY WOULD NOTICE SKELETOR AND BEAST MAN SNEAKING IN. 219 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,971 BUT AS BABIES, WE ARE UNDETECTABLE! 220 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,039 UH, I DON'T LIKE THIS, BOSS. 221 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,574 WHEN CAN WE TURN BACK? 222 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,409 THE SPELL WEARS OFF IN ONE HOUR. 223 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:33,179 BY THEN, WE'LL HAVE INFILTRATED THE ROYAL CHAMBERS AND -- 224 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,514 [ COOS ] UH-OH. 225 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,284 UH, HOW MUCH OF THAT DID YOU HEAR? 226 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,751 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 227 00:08:39,818 --> 00:08:40,753 OH, MY GOD! 228 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,456 [ FARTS ] THAT'S DISGUSTING! 229 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,124 WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?! 230 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,827 I'M THE ONE WITH HEIGHTENED BEAST SENSES! 231 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,562 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE! 232 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,864 I SMELL WITH MY TONGUE! 233 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,000 THAT'S HOW MY BODY COMPENSATES! 234 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,306 OKAY, OVER THE FENCE ON THREE. 235 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,007 ONE... 236 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:01,707 TWO... 237 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:02,775 THREE! 238 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:08,014 [ GRUNTING ] THESE PUNY ARMS ARE WORTHLESS! 239 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,050 80% OF MY BODY WEIGHT IS IN MY HEAD! 240 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,351 OH, GOD, NO! 241 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,086 GET AWAY, YOU LITTLE TURD BURGLAR! 242 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,789 [ FARTS ] OH, WHAT A BAD BABY! 243 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:17,823 NO PUSHING! 244 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,557 OH! 245 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,693 OH, HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 246 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,395 OH, YEAH! 247 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:25,298 BABY WANTS MORE! 248 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,433 BOSS, UH, HOW DO YOU WANT TO -- 249 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,801 SILENCE, BEAST MAN! 250 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:32,405 I'M, UH, ADDING A NEW PHASE TO MY PLAN. 251 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:37,643 [ CRYING ] OH! [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,578 [ LAUGHS ] YAH! HA HA! 253 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:47,753 OH, YEAH! 254 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,224 [ GRUNTING ] OH, YEAH! 255 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:57,463 OH, SPANK THE BLUE OFF MY BAD BABY BOTTOM! 256 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,197 OH! 257 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,100 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S SKELETOR! 258 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:04,670 OH FUCK I, KING RANDOR, AWARD THIS 259 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:08,307 MEDAL OF HONOR TO ETERNIA'S GREATEST CHAMPION! 260 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SKELETOR, IF IT WASN'T FOR 261 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,779 YOU, GENERATIONS OF CHILDREN WOULD HAVE SUFFERED AT THE 262 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,381 HANDS OF THAT ABUSIVE NANNY. 263 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,818 HER CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IS FOREVER BROKEN! 264 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:19,652 THANK YOU! 265 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,753 EH. 266 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,156 UH, HELLO? BOSS? 267 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,560 I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE SPELL! 268 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,628 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 269 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,764 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 270 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,899 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 271 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,068 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 272 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,204 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 273 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,406 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 274 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,341 BA-GAWK! BAWK.