WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:05.038 --> 00:00:08.875 line:21% position:35% size:48% [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 00:00:08.942 --> 00:00:10.910 line:21% position:10% size:60% align:start [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 00:00:18.151 --> 00:00:19.819 line:21% position:28% size:28% IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:32.465 line:21% position:35% size:48% [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 00:00:32.532 --> 00:00:38.505 line:21% position:10% size:43% align:start [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 00:00:38.571 --> 00:00:41.174 line:79% position:50% size:68% PRIME, WE HAVE TO GET THESE PEOPLE TO A HOSPITAL NOW. 00:00:41.241 --> 00:00:43.143 line:85% position:43% size:58% PUT THEM IN MY TRAILER. 00:00:48.381 --> 00:00:50.083 line:85% position:20% size:15% PRIME? 00:00:50.150 --> 00:00:53.453 line:85% position:43% size:60% WAIT, IT SHOULD BE HERE. 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:55.088 line:79% position:35% size:48% [ PAGER BUZZING ] IS THAT YOUR PAGER? 00:00:55.155 --> 00:00:56.055 line:85% position:30% size:40% WHAT'S GOING ON? 00:00:56.122 --> 00:00:58.124 line:79% position:45% size:70% UGH, IT'S THIS GUY I HOOK UP WITH SOMETIMES. 00:00:58.191 --> 00:01:01.127 line:79% position:50% size:78% WHENEVER HE CALLS, HE THINKS I HAVE TO DROP WHATEVER I'M DOING 00:01:01.194 --> 00:01:01.961 line:85% position:30% size:38% AND RUN TO HIM. 00:01:02.028 --> 00:01:02.896 line:85% position:35% size:50% WELL, NOT THIS TIME. 00:01:02.962 --> 00:01:03.463 line:85% position:15% size:8% MM. 00:01:03.530 --> 00:01:04.564 line:85% position:23% size:23% OH, YEAH. 00:01:04.631 --> 00:01:05.698 line:85% position:35% size:48% YEAH, GRAB MY AXLE. 00:01:05.765 --> 00:01:07.133 line:85% position:43% size:63% YEAH, OPEN MY CARGO DOOR. 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:07.934 line:85% position:18% size:13% YEAH. 00:01:08.001 --> 00:01:09.903 line:85% position:15% size:8% MM. 00:01:09.969 --> 00:01:11.237 line:85% position:23% size:20% TRAILER! 00:01:11.304 --> 00:01:15.108 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start WHY DO I EVEN PAY FOR THAT PAGER IF SHE'S NOT GOING TO USE IT? 00:01:15.175 --> 00:01:15.775 line:85% position:28% size:30% OH, MY GOSH. 00:01:15.842 --> 00:01:16.643 line:85% position:33% size:43% THIS IS SO CRAZY. 00:01:16.709 --> 00:01:18.378 line:79% position:40% size:58% THIS IS GONNA BE -- OH, SHH. SHH. SHH. 00:01:18.445 --> 00:01:20.513 line:79% position:35% size:50% HEY, WHAT ARE YOU -- GET OFF MY LAWN! 00:01:20.580 --> 00:01:21.948 line:79% position:38% size:55% [ LAUGHS ] SUCK IT, APACHE CHIEF! 00:01:22.015 --> 00:01:29.322 line:79% position:33% size:43% [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ GRUNTS ] 00:01:29.389 --> 00:01:31.524 line:79% position:35% size:48% WELL, GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING. 00:01:31.591 --> 00:01:34.194 line:85% position:23% size:25% INUK CHUK! 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:37.764 line:79% position:23% size:25% [ GRUNTS ] [ SPLAT! ] 00:01:37.831 --> 00:01:39.732 line:85% position:18% size:15% AHH... 00:01:39.799 --> 00:01:41.668 line:79% position:45% size:68% [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WE'RE JUST NOT READY TO GO 00:01:51.077 --> 00:01:51.744 line:85% position:30% size:40% INTO PRODUCTION. 00:01:51.811 --> 00:01:52.812 line:85% position:35% size:48% WE NEED MORE TESTS. 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:55.215 line:79% position:45% size:70% GUYS, GUYS, WE'RE NOT RE-INVENTING THE WHEEL HERE. 00:01:55.281 --> 00:01:56.149 line:85% position:25% size:25% WE'RE NOT? 00:01:56.216 --> 00:01:58.852 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start WELL, THEN, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO THIS FOR? 00:01:58.918 --> 00:02:01.354 line:79% position:43% size:63% DAD, DO YOU EVER GET THAT NOT-SO-FRESH FEELING? 00:02:01.421 --> 00:02:04.357 line:79% position:50% size:78% YOU MEAN FROM THE COLLECTION OF SMEGMA AROUND THE HEAD OF MY 00:02:04.424 --> 00:02:05.425 line:85% position:35% size:50% UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS? 00:02:05.492 --> 00:02:06.392 line:85% position:35% size:45% WHAT THE HELL? NO! 00:02:06.459 --> 00:02:07.560 line:85% position:43% size:60% WELL, IT'S NATURAL, SON. 00:02:07.627 --> 00:02:09.996 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start SMEGMA'S THE BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS GIVEN OFF BY SKIN 00:02:10.063 --> 00:02:10.430 line:85% position:18% size:15% CELLS. 00:02:10.497 --> 00:02:11.197 line:85% position:30% size:35% OH, DAD, STOP. 00:02:11.264 --> 00:02:12.265 line:85% position:30% size:38% I'M GONNA PUKE. 00:02:12.332 --> 00:02:14.234 line:79% position:43% size:65% WHICH CONGEAL AROUND THE PENIS GLANS, LIKE, WELL... 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:15.001 line:85% position:30% size:38% COTTAGE CHEESE. 00:02:15.068 --> 00:02:16.703 line:79% position:38% size:55% WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 00:02:16.769 --> 00:02:18.071 line:85% position:50% size:73% THAT'S WHY I USE "SMEG-AWAY." 00:02:18.137 --> 00:02:20.440 line:79% position:43% size:65% DAD, I MEANT FEELING FRESH AND AWAKE IN THE MORNING. 00:02:20.507 --> 00:02:22.408 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING UP IN THE MORNING. 00:02:22.475 --> 00:02:23.510 line:85% position:18% size:8% OH. 00:02:23.576 --> 00:02:25.345 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start WELL, SMEG-AWAY IS NOT GONNA HELP WITH THAT. 00:02:25.411 --> 00:02:27.480 line:85% position:23% size:18% I KNOW! 00:02:27.547 --> 00:02:30.416 line:79% position:50% size:65% YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY SMELLY DICK! 00:02:30.483 --> 00:02:33.419 line:79% position:40% size:58% MEET GENGHIS KHAN, A RIGHTEOUS DUDE FROM THE 00:02:33.486 --> 00:02:34.654 line:85% position:28% size:33% 12th CENTURY. 00:02:34.721 --> 00:02:37.056 line:79% position:35% size:48% THIS DUDE CAN PARTY RIGHTEOUSLY. 00:02:37.123 --> 00:02:40.193 line:79% position:50% size:70% ALL IN ALL, GENGHIS KHAN WAS A RIGHTEOUS DUDE. 00:02:40.260 --> 00:02:44.230 line:79% position:35% size:48% GENGHIS KHAN KILLED 40 MILLION PEOPLE. 00:02:44.297 --> 00:02:45.365 line:85% position:30% size:35% UH, I -- OKAY. 00:02:45.431 --> 00:02:47.867 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start HE'S GOT A SWORD, AND HE'S REALLY GOOD WITH IT, YOU KNOW, 00:02:47.934 --> 00:02:48.768 line:85% position:33% size:43% LIKE "CHOP CHOP." 00:02:48.835 --> 00:02:50.436 line:85% position:48% size:70% HE RAPES THOUSANDS OF WOMEN. 00:02:50.503 --> 00:02:53.673 line:79% position:50% size:78% 6% OF MONGOLIANS ARE HIS DIRECT DESCENDANTS BECAUSE OF ALL THE 00:02:53.740 --> 00:02:54.607 line:85% position:18% size:13% RAPE. 00:02:54.674 --> 00:02:56.609 line:79% position:40% size:60% UH, IS THIS, LIKE, GONNA AFFECT OUR GRADE? 00:02:56.676 --> 00:02:59.846 line:79% position:50% size:80% YOU BASICALLY WENT BACK IN TIME TO POUND BEERS WITH HITLER. 00:02:59.913 --> 00:03:01.648 line:79% position:33% size:43% [ AUDIENCE BOOs ] UH, OKAY. 00:03:01.714 --> 00:03:03.283 line:85% position:50% size:78% LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST. 00:03:03.349 --> 00:03:04.884 line:85% position:38% size:50% Dude, dude, unh-unh. 00:03:04.951 --> 00:03:06.920 line:79% position:40% size:60% OH, THOSE PRICKS ARE NOT BUMPING ME. 00:03:06.986 --> 00:03:10.223 line:79% position:50% size:70% THIS WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK HAVING A 00:03:10.290 --> 00:03:11.190 line:85% position:30% size:38% BABY REALLY IS. 00:03:11.257 --> 00:03:11.958 line:85% position:25% size:25% HEY, LOOK. 00:03:12.025 --> 00:03:15.228 line:79% position:38% size:53% [ SPLAT! ] AND THERE'S YOUR "F." 00:03:15.295 --> 00:03:17.063 line:85% position:33% size:40% TUMMI, SIT DOWN. 00:03:17.130 --> 00:03:19.866 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start WE'RE ALL HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRINKING. 00:03:19.933 --> 00:03:21.167 line:85% position:33% size:40% AN INTERVENTION? 00:03:21.234 --> 00:03:22.635 line:85% position:38% size:55% YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. 00:03:22.702 --> 00:03:24.671 line:85% position:48% size:75% WE ALL DRINK GUMMIBERRY JUICE. 00:03:24.737 --> 00:03:27.807 line:79% position:43% size:65% ONLY TO FIGHT OGRES -- NOT WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT. 00:03:27.874 --> 00:03:30.410 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start LOOK HOW BIG YOUR GUMMIBELLY HAS GOTTEN. 00:03:30.476 --> 00:03:33.646 line:79% position:45% size:70% L-LAST WEEK, TUMMI CONVINCED ME TO JUICE WITH HIM IN THE 00:03:33.713 --> 00:03:34.814 line:85% position:35% size:50% MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 00:03:34.881 --> 00:03:35.848 line:85% position:18% size:10% OHH. 00:03:35.915 --> 00:03:38.885 line:79% position:50% size:68% HE GOT SO HOPPED UP THAT HE BOUNCED ALL OVER ME. 00:03:38.952 --> 00:03:39.786 line:85% position:35% size:48% HE POPPED MY BERRY. 00:03:39.852 --> 00:03:40.987 line:85% position:43% size:60% WHY, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 00:03:41.054 --> 00:03:42.088 line:85% position:38% size:48% HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 00:03:42.155 --> 00:03:44.924 line:79% position:45% size:70% I THOUGHT WE COULD HELP YOU, TUMMI, BUT YOU'RE SICK. 00:03:44.991 --> 00:03:45.592 line:85% position:18% size:10% WHY? 00:03:45.658 --> 00:03:46.993 line:85% position:48% size:73% BECAUSE I WANT TO BANG SUNNI? 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:49.228 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start AS FAR AS KNOW, NONE OF US ARE RELATED. 00:03:49.295 --> 00:03:51.631 line:79% position:43% size:63% [ ALL GASP ] WAIT, ARE WE NOT RELATED? 00:03:51.698 --> 00:03:54.467 line:79% position:50% size:68% WELL, WE'RE NOT TECHNICALLY RELATED, BUT WE ARE LIKE A 00:03:54.534 --> 00:03:55.535 line:85% position:20% size:18% FAMILY. 00:03:55.602 --> 00:03:58.237 line:79% position:45% size:70% WHAT -- WHAT THE FUCK THEN WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL BEEN 00:03:58.304 --> 00:03:59.872 line:85% position:40% size:60% BONING THIS ENTIRE TIME? 00:03:59.939 --> 00:04:01.774 line:85% position:48% size:73% OUR SPECIES IS GOING EXTINCT. 00:04:01.841 --> 00:04:03.476 line:79% position:38% size:55% GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, GRAMMI. 00:04:03.543 --> 00:04:04.911 line:85% position:50% size:78% WE'RE STILL BASICALLY A FAMILY. 00:04:04.978 --> 00:04:08.881 line:79% position:50% size:70% AND I BASICALLY HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN 20 YEARS. 00:04:08.948 --> 00:04:10.783 line:85% position:40% size:60% MY COBWEBS NEED DUSTING. 00:04:10.850 --> 00:04:12.352 line:85% position:23% size:25% GET TO IT. 00:04:16.422 --> 00:04:18.424 line:85% position:43% size:60% HYA-- OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 00:04:18.491 --> 00:04:20.126 line:85% position:38% size:55% WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 00:04:20.193 --> 00:04:21.127 line:85% position:28% size:30% WHAT'S THAT? 00:04:21.194 --> 00:04:23.496 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start IT'S LOOK LIKE BLUE LEFT US ANOTHER CLUE. 00:04:23.563 --> 00:04:24.263 line:85% position:25% size:28% WHAT IS IT? 00:04:24.330 --> 00:04:25.898 line:85% position:25% size:25% A SHOTGUN! 00:04:25.965 --> 00:04:27.133 line:85% position:30% size:33% YOU'RE RIGHT. 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:29.068 line:85% position:50% size:70% THE THIRD CLUE IS A SHOTGUN. 00:04:29.135 --> 00:04:33.139 line:79% position:48% size:75% SO, WE HAVE A SET OF TEETH, A SQUIRREL FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, 00:04:33.206 --> 00:04:34.474 line:85% position:33% size:45% AND NOW A SHOTGUN. 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:35.575 line:85% position:15% size:10% HMM. 00:04:35.642 --> 00:04:36.943 line:85% position:25% size:30% I'VE GOT IT. 00:04:37.010 --> 00:04:41.147 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start BLUE WAS BITTEN BY A RABID SQUIRREL, AND NOW HE'S BEGGING 00:04:41.214 --> 00:04:43.683 line:85% position:35% size:50% FOR A MERCY KILLING. 00:04:43.750 --> 00:04:45.084 line:85% position:33% size:43% HEY, THERE, BLUE. 00:04:45.151 --> 00:04:46.085 line:85% position:28% size:28% BARK! BARK! 00:04:46.152 --> 00:04:48.588 line:85% position:50% size:73% I'VE HEARD YOUR CRY FOR HELP. 00:04:48.655 --> 00:04:51.290 line:79% position:50% size:68% YOU BOYS AND GIRLS SAW THE CLUES, SO YOU KNOW THIS HAS 00:04:51.357 --> 00:04:54.260 line:79% position:48% size:75% NOTHING TO DO WITH RUMORS THAT BLUE WANTS TO REPLACE ME WITH 00:04:54.327 --> 00:04:56.896 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start SOME SPOTLIGHT-STEALING SON OF A BITCH NAMED JOE. 00:04:56.963 --> 00:04:59.499 line:79% position:28% size:33% [ GUN COCKS ] [ GROWLS ] 00:04:59.565 --> 00:05:02.835 line:79% position:28% size:33% [ BARKS ] [ MUTTERING ] 00:05:02.902 --> 00:05:05.071 line:79% position:43% size:65% MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 00:05:05.138 --> 00:05:06.606 line:85% position:45% size:63% NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO? 00:05:06.673 --> 00:05:07.540 line:85% position:30% size:33% NUMBER THREE! 00:05:07.607 --> 00:05:09.242 line:85% position:48% size:70% OH, HE JUST WANTS ATTENTION. 00:05:09.308 --> 00:05:10.977 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start BILLY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NUMBER -- 00:05:11.044 --> 00:05:16.449 line:79% position:25% size:28% [ SNEEZES ] [ FARTS ] 00:05:16.516 --> 00:05:19.619 line:79% position:43% size:65% FINALLY HOME TO MY PERFECT SUBURBAN PARADISE. 00:05:19.686 --> 00:05:21.888 line:79% position:48% size:73% [ HORN HONKS ] HEY, NEIGHBOR, BEAUTIFUL DAY, 00:05:21.954 --> 00:05:22.321 line:85% position:15% size:10% HUH? 00:05:22.388 --> 00:05:23.289 line:85% position:30% size:35% UGH! HI, EARL. 00:05:23.356 --> 00:05:25.391 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start I SEE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SATELLITE DISHES UP. 00:05:25.458 --> 00:05:26.626 line:85% position:23% size:20% YEPPERS. 00:05:26.693 --> 00:05:28.895 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start OF COURSE, THERE'S NO POINT NOW THAT THE CABLE'S IN, BUT THEY 00:05:28.961 --> 00:05:30.263 line:85% position:50% size:70% SURE LOOK SLICK, DON'T THEY? 00:05:30.329 --> 00:05:33.132 line:79% position:48% size:73% AND THE PROPELLER -- ANY IDEA WHEN THAT WILL COME DOWN? 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:35.234 line:79% position:40% size:60% [ CHUCKLES ] LIKE I CAN JUST REMOVE A 00:05:35.301 --> 00:05:36.436 line:85% position:40% size:58% LOAD-BEARING PROPELLER? 00:05:36.502 --> 00:05:38.137 line:85% position:35% size:45% EARL, DINNER TIME. 00:05:38.204 --> 00:05:40.273 line:85% position:45% size:63% BILLY-BOY, THAT'S MY CUE. 00:05:40.339 --> 00:05:41.507 line:85% position:28% size:35% SEE YOU LATER. 00:05:41.574 --> 00:05:42.241 line:85% position:20% size:13% ARGH! 00:05:42.308 --> 00:05:43.576 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [ GRUNTING ] YEAH, YEAH, NO. 00:05:43.643 --> 00:05:44.744 line:85% position:43% size:60% OW, YOU'RE OVERTHINKING. 00:05:44.811 --> 00:05:46.345 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start JUST PUT THE KNOB IN THE HOLLOW END. 00:05:46.412 --> 00:05:48.481 line:79% position:30% size:38% I KNOW. JUST -- OH, FORGET IT. 00:05:48.548 --> 00:05:49.282 line:85% position:23% size:20% COME ON. 00:05:49.348 --> 00:05:50.850 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start BILL, WHAT'S GOT YOU SO DISTRACTED? 00:05:50.917 --> 00:05:51.451 line:85% position:23% size:20% NOTHING. 00:05:51.517 --> 00:05:52.251 line:85% position:30% size:38% LEAVE ME ALONE. 00:05:52.318 --> 00:05:53.453 line:85% position:20% size:13% FINE. 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:56.055 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start I DON'T KNOW WHY I WORK SO HARD TO KEEP UP THIS BODY IF YOU 00:05:56.122 --> 00:05:57.356 line:85% position:40% size:58% NEVER WANT TO TOUCH ME. 00:05:57.423 --> 00:06:03.196 line:79% position:13% size:65% align:start [ GROANS ] OKAY, LOVE OF MY LIFE, I'M 00:06:03.262 --> 00:06:04.097 line:85% position:25% size:30% OFF TO WORK. 00:06:04.163 --> 00:06:05.631 line:85% position:43% size:63% BILL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! 00:06:05.698 --> 00:06:07.166 line:85% position:35% size:43% YOUR HOUSE, EARL. 00:06:07.233 --> 00:06:08.401 line:85% position:30% size:38% IT'S GOT TO GO. 00:06:08.468 --> 00:06:09.335 line:85% position:30% size:35% SIR, I REPEAT. 00:06:09.402 --> 00:06:10.636 line:85% position:43% size:63% GET OUT OF THE BULLDOZER. 00:06:10.703 --> 00:06:13.706 line:79% position:50% size:78% GREEN BRICK, RED BRICK, YELLOW BRICK -- IT'S ALL COMING 00:06:13.773 --> 00:06:14.474 line:85% position:18% size:13% DOWN! 00:06:14.540 --> 00:06:20.246 line:79% position:35% size:50% [ GUNFIRE ] CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. 00:06:20.313 --> 00:06:21.314 line:85% position:28% size:35% IT'S OVER NOW. 00:06:21.380 --> 00:06:23.649 line:79% position:50% size:70% UH, CHIEF, YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 00:06:23.716 --> 00:06:25.451 line:79% position:43% size:65% [ ALL GASP ] OH, MY GOSH, IT'S HEADS -- 00:06:25.518 --> 00:06:26.819 line:85% position:30% size:38% PEOPLE'S HEADS! 00:06:26.886 --> 00:06:27.920 line:85% position:38% size:48% UH, SO, YOU KNOW... 00:06:27.987 --> 00:06:30.189 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] WHAT...YOU... 00:06:30.256 --> 00:06:33.693 line:79% position:43% size:63% [ GUNFIRE ] THAT'S WHERE ALL THE HEAD 00:06:33.760 --> 00:06:34.660 line:85% position:25% size:30% PIECES WENT? 00:06:34.727 --> 00:06:36.028 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND -- SCOTTY, YOU IDIOT! 00:06:36.095 --> 00:06:39.031 line:85% position:38% size:50% WHAT? IT LOOKS COOL. 00:06:39.098 --> 00:06:43.136 line:79% position:50% size:75% UH, SIR, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, "THE ANGRY BEAVERS" IS A KIDS' 00:06:43.202 --> 00:06:45.071 line:85% position:20% size:20% CARTOON. 00:06:50.409 --> 00:06:52.178 line:79% position:38% size:55% LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL NATURE. 00:06:52.245 --> 00:06:54.046 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start LET'S ALL GO CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING. 00:06:54.113 --> 00:06:55.882 line:79% position:33% size:43% [ WOLF ROARS ] OH, NO -- A WOLF. 00:06:55.948 --> 00:06:57.517 line:85% position:35% size:48% PUT AWAY YOUR SKIS. 00:06:57.583 --> 00:07:01.988 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start WOLVES -- THEIR MAIN INGREDIENTS ARE LEGS FOR SPEED, JAWS FOR 00:07:02.054 --> 00:07:05.792 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start KILLING, AND BRAINS TO CONTROL THE LEGS AND JAWS. 00:07:05.858 --> 00:07:08.194 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start SAY, LET'S GET RID OF ALL THE WOLVES. 00:07:08.261 --> 00:07:09.495 line:85% position:35% size:50% THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE. 00:07:09.562 --> 00:07:11.964 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start THE UPSIDE IS CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING. 00:07:12.031 --> 00:07:13.566 line:85% position:40% size:53% SAVE THE WOLVES, MAN. 00:07:13.633 --> 00:07:16.435 line:79% position:43% size:63% YOU'D BETTER CLARIFY THAT POINT, AND RIGHT NOW. 00:07:16.502 --> 00:07:18.738 line:79% position:40% size:58% WOLVES CONTROL THE DEER POPULATION. 00:07:18.805 --> 00:07:21.240 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start IF WOLVES GO EXTINCT, DEER WOULD RUN AMOK. 00:07:21.307 --> 00:07:23.442 line:79% position:38% size:55% DEER CONTAIN DELICIOUS STEAKS. 00:07:23.509 --> 00:07:27.079 line:79% position:48% size:75% YOU'RE SAYING YOU PREFER FEWER STEAKS INSTEAD OF MORE STEAKS? 00:07:27.146 --> 00:07:29.248 line:79% position:40% size:60% WELL, THEN THE DEER HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. 00:07:29.315 --> 00:07:31.384 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start THEY'LL BE FORCED INTO URBAN ENVIRONMENTS. 00:07:31.450 --> 00:07:34.287 line:79% position:45% size:68% YOU'RE TELLING ME GOOD NEWS AS IF IT'S BAD NEWS. 00:07:34.353 --> 00:07:36.455 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start THE HOMELESS CAN HUNT THEM FOR FOOD. 00:07:36.522 --> 00:07:39.625 line:79% position:45% size:68% ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WANT ARMED HOMELESS ROAMING THE 00:07:39.692 --> 00:07:40.259 line:85% position:20% size:20% STREETS? 00:07:40.326 --> 00:07:41.460 line:85% position:15% size:10% AAH! 00:07:41.527 --> 00:07:43.296 line:79% position:50% size:80% THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA PAWN THOSE WEAPONS SO 00:07:43.362 --> 00:07:44.430 line:85% position:35% size:48% THEY CAN BUY DRUGS. 00:07:44.497 --> 00:07:47.500 line:79% position:45% size:70% THAT'S WHY ONE IN EVERY 10 DEER WILL BE A GOLDEN-TICKET 00:07:47.567 --> 00:07:49.669 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start DEER, FILLED WITH A CACHE OF DRUGS. 00:07:49.735 --> 00:07:53.673 line:79% position:50% size:73% SO, OUR CHOICE IS, EITHER THE EXISTENCE OF WOLVES OR ARMED 00:07:53.739 --> 00:07:57.210 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start HOMELESS PEOPLE HUNTING CRACK-COCAINE-IMPLANTED DEER? 00:07:57.276 --> 00:07:58.010 line:85% position:15% size:10% AAH! 00:07:58.077 --> 00:07:59.812 line:79% position:48% size:73% SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY CHOICE TO ME. 00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:02.181 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start [ SIGHS ] THEN AGAIN, I'M JUST AN INNOCENT 00:08:02.248 --> 00:08:03.382 line:85% position:38% size:53% VOICE-OVER ANNOUNCER. 00:08:03.449 --> 00:08:07.320 line:79% position:13% size:75% align:start I HAVE NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT -- NO, NONE WHATSOEVER. 00:08:07.386 --> 00:08:08.254 line:79% position:43% size:63% [ DING! ] AND FOR YOU, SCARECROW, A 00:08:12.291 --> 00:08:12.892 line:85% position:18% size:15% BRAIN. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:14.427 line:85% position:35% size:43% DeVRY UNIVERSITY? 00:08:14.493 --> 00:08:18.197 line:79% position:43% size:65% IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE, DO IT TO MY FACE. 00:08:18.264 --> 00:08:19.799 line:85% position:35% size:45% YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 00:08:22.068 --> 00:08:23.269 line:85% position:40% size:53% STICK AROUND, SCOTTY. 00:08:23.336 --> 00:08:24.637 line:85% position:50% size:73% I MIGHT NEED TO LAY DOWN A... 00:08:24.704 --> 00:08:25.471 line:85% position:28% size:35% CAPTAIN'S LOG. 00:08:25.538 --> 00:08:27.373 line:85% position:28% size:28% GROSS, SIR. 00:08:27.440 --> 00:08:31.210 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start AAH, THAT'S A CLASS-FOUR PISS HYDRA FROM HELL. 00:08:31.277 --> 00:08:33.379 line:79% position:50% size:70% I SHOULD...PROBABLY GET THAT LOOKED AT. 00:08:33.446 --> 00:08:35.615 line:79% position:50% size:65% YOU HAVE STAGE-THREE SPACE HERPES, JIM. 00:08:35.681 --> 00:08:38.517 line:79% position:48% size:73% HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING SEX WITH THE ALIENS WE'VE DISCOVERED? 00:08:38.584 --> 00:08:40.353 line:79% position:50% size:65% THERE WASN'T MUCH SLEEPING GOING ON. 00:08:40.419 --> 00:08:40.887 line:85% position:18% size:13% WAIT. 00:08:40.953 --> 00:08:41.721 line:85% position:38% size:55% YOU SAID "HAVING SEX." 00:08:41.787 --> 00:08:43.089 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start TOO BAD -- THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY. 00:08:43.155 --> 00:08:43.823 line:85% position:30% size:33% DAMN IT, JIM. 00:08:43.890 --> 00:08:45.091 line:85% position:50% size:78% WHAT ABOUT THE PRIME DIRECTIVE? 00:08:45.157 --> 00:08:47.460 line:79% position:48% size:75% DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE PRIME DIRECTIVE, BIG 00:08:47.526 --> 00:08:48.261 line:85% position:15% size:10% GUY? 00:08:48.327 --> 00:08:49.662 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start [ LAUGHS ] OH, WOW, I'M GETTING SOME 00:08:49.729 --> 00:08:50.930 line:85% position:50% size:65% VIBRANT COLORS DOWN THERE. 00:08:50.997 --> 00:08:53.232 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ SNIFFS ] OHH, THAT IS...RIPE. 00:08:53.299 --> 00:08:56.836 line:79% position:48% size:75% YOU'VE BEEN SPREADING A VIRULENT STD ACROSS THE ENTIRE 00:08:56.903 --> 00:08:57.503 line:85% position:20% size:18% GALAXY. 00:08:57.570 --> 00:09:01.440 line:85% position:50% size:70% I...HAVE A LOT TO PUT RIGHT. 00:09:01.507 --> 00:09:03.209 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start THEN AGAIN, WE LIVE IN THE 23rd CENTURY. 00:09:03.276 --> 00:09:03.943 line:85% position:30% size:38% PROBLEM SOLVED. 00:09:04.010 --> 00:09:05.211 line:85% position:30% size:33% DAMN IT, JIM. 00:09:05.278 --> 00:09:08.147 line:79% position:50% size:80% YOU'VE GOT TO NOTIFY EVERY ALIEN YOU SLEPT WITH IN THE PAST FIVE 00:09:08.214 --> 00:09:08.648 line:85% position:18% size:15% YEARS. 00:09:08.714 --> 00:09:09.582 line:85% position:30% size:35% CAPTAIN'S LOG. 00:09:09.649 --> 00:09:11.217 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start STARDATE -- I'M NOT TALKING TO BONES ANYMORE. 00:09:11.284 --> 00:09:13.586 line:85% position:40% size:58% HE'S A REAL...BUZZKILL. 00:09:13.653 --> 00:09:15.922 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start RELAX, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S SPACE AIDS. 00:09:15.988 --> 00:09:18.624 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start SCOTTY, HERE ARE THE COORDINATES OF EVERY PLACE MY WANG MADE 00:09:18.691 --> 00:09:19.325 line:85% position:20% size:20% CONTACT. 00:09:19.392 --> 00:09:20.860 line:79% position:33% size:45% [ GASPS ] ME MOTHER'S HOUSE? 00:09:20.927 --> 00:09:23.429 line:79% position:43% size:65% I WOULDN'T KISS HER ON THE MOUTH FROM NOW ON. 00:09:23.496 --> 00:09:25.031 line:85% position:25% size:30% OR THE BUTT. 00:09:25.097 --> 00:09:26.866 line:79% position:48% size:73% YOU WANT TO SLIDE THOSE KNOBS THERE, OR YOU WANT ME TO KEEP 00:09:26.933 --> 00:09:28.634 line:85% position:18% size:15% GOING? 00:09:28.701 --> 00:09:32.438 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start SO, THE CHANCES ARE SLIM, BUT I'D GET TESTED JUST TO BE SAFE. 00:09:32.505 --> 00:09:33.639 line:85% position:35% size:43% I'M JUST A SLAVE. 00:09:33.706 --> 00:09:36.275 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start THE FACT THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO TELL ME REALLY TOUCHES MY 00:09:36.342 --> 00:09:36.976 line:85% position:18% size:15% HEART. 00:09:37.043 --> 00:09:39.845 line:85% position:50% size:73% JUST LIKE YOU...TOUCHED MINE. 00:09:39.912 --> 00:09:40.980 line:85% position:35% size:45% HEY, I HEARD THAT. 00:09:41.047 --> 00:09:42.415 line:85% position:50% size:70% CHUCK, THIS ONE'S GOT A BUG. 00:09:42.481 --> 00:09:43.916 line:85% position:48% size:73% THROW HER IN THE INCINERATOR. 00:09:43.983 --> 00:09:47.753 line:79% position:50% size:78% SO, REMEMBER THAT...GAME I TAUGHT YOU -- THE...NAKED GAME? 00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:50.122 line:85% position:45% size:65% YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHO WON. 00:09:50.189 --> 00:09:52.625 line:85% position:30% size:33% WE BOTH LOST. 00:09:52.692 --> 00:09:53.926 line:85% position:30% size:40% HELLO, THE GORN. 00:09:53.993 --> 00:09:57.029 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start I KNOW WE PROMISED NEVER TO TALK ABOUT OUR EPIC BATTLE AND HOW 00:09:57.096 --> 00:10:00.066 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start OUR HANDS, CLENCHED IN ANGER, FOUND THEMSELVES INTERTWINED IN 00:10:00.132 --> 00:10:03.436 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start PASSION, BUT I MIGHT HAVE GIVEN YOU...HERPES. 00:10:03.502 --> 00:10:11.477 line:79% position:13% size:25% align:start NO SHIT [ GRUNTS ] 00:10:11.544 --> 00:10:13.879 line:79% position:10% size:25% align:start [ GRUNTS ] OH. OH. 00:10:13.946 --> 00:10:14.647 line:85% position:20% size:18% REALLY. 00:10:14.714 --> 00:10:15.781 line:85% position:18% size:13% YEAH. 00:10:15.848 --> 00:10:16.615 line:85% position:30% size:33% DAMN IT, JIM. 00:10:16.682 --> 00:10:17.717 line:85% position:38% size:55% KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. 00:10:17.783 --> 00:10:19.618 line:79% position:50% size:68% BONES, YOU'RE A DOCTOR, NOT MY MOM. 00:10:19.685 --> 00:10:21.854 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start EVERYONE'S BEEN NOTIFIED, SO NO HARM, NO FOUL. 00:10:21.921 --> 00:10:23.956 line:79% position:45% size:70% SCOTTY'S PARENTS ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 00:10:24.023 --> 00:10:26.926 line:79% position:50% size:78% YES, IT'S ALL TIED UP IN A NICE LITTLE BOW, EXCEPT FOR ONE 00:10:26.993 --> 00:10:27.560 line:85% position:18% size:15% THING. 00:10:27.626 --> 00:10:30.396 line:85% position:45% size:70% WHO GAVE THE HERPES...TO ME? 00:10:30.463 --> 00:10:31.197 line:85% position:25% size:23% HEY, MAN. 00:10:31.263 --> 00:10:32.832 line:85% position:30% size:38% WE GOT TO TALK. 00:10:33.032 --> 00:10:35.034 line:15% position:35% size:48% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 00:10:35.101 --> 00:10:37.169 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:37.236 --> 00:10:39.305 line:15% position:35% size:48% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 00:10:39.372 --> 00:10:41.474 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:41.540 --> 00:10:43.609 line:15% position:35% size:48% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 00:10:43.676 --> 00:10:45.811 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:45.878 --> 00:10:47.747 line:15% position:28% size:35% BA-GAWK! 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