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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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IT'S ALIVE!

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

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AND YOU HAVE MY BOW.

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AND MY AX.

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[ Auctioneering ] HEY, NOW,
WE GOT A SWORD, A BOW AND AN AX.

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I NEED A SHIELD.

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IS THERE A SHIELD?

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DO I HEAR A SHIELD?

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MY SHIELD!

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SHIELD FROM THE SON OF THE
STEWARD OF GONDOR, GONDOR.

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WE GOT A SWORD, BOW, AX, SHIELD.

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MY STAFF!

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WE SHALL NOT PASS ON A
SHINY NEW STAFF.

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WE GOT US A STAFF, A SWORD,
SHIELD, BOW, AND AX.

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NO RANGE. WE NEED SOME RANGE.

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WHO'S GONNA GIVE US SOME RANGE?

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MY ARROWS!

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ARROWS FROM THE ELF!

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GOT SWORD, SHIELD, BOW, AX,
STAFF, AND ARROWS.

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MY HORSE!

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AND A HORSE FROM THE DWARF,
OF COURSE.

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WHAT ON MIDDLE-EARTH COULD
POSSIBLY BEAT ONE HORSE?

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TWO HORSES!

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TWO HORSES FROM THE RANGER.

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TWO HORSES, TWO HORSES.

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DO I HEAR AN OLIPHANT?

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WE MIGHT HAVE A DEAL HERE,
FOLKS, GOING ONCE.

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GOING TWICE.

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AND SOLD TO ARAGORN, SON OF
ARATHORN!

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WELL DONE, ARAGORN.

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YOU DESERVE IT. GOOD JOB.

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

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AND I SWEAR, GUYS, WE WERE
MAKING OUT FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES

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BEFORE I EVEN REALIZED THIS
CHICK WAS A RAT TURD.

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OH, YEAH!

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BEEN THERE!

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WHEN YOU'RE A SOLID DUDE,
YOU STICK BY YOUR BUDDIES.

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YOU WORK TOGETHER...

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PLAY TOGETHER.

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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDSHIP'S ALL
ABOUT.

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AND WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND COMES
OUT AND TELLS YOU HE'S GAY, YOU

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MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND
HIM ANYMORE.

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MAKE A GESTURE.

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BRING ALONG SOME WHITE WINE TO
LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE OKAY WITH

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HIM BEING GAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU
PROBABLY WON'T EVER, LIKE, GO

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TO A GAY BAR WITH HIM.

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WHITE WINE...FUCK YEAH.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG
BEN TENNYSON.

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WHAT'S WITH THE CRAPPY GIFT,
AZMUTH?

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LAST TIME I GOT A WATCH THAT
TURNS ME INTO ALIENS!

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THAT WAS WHEN YOU WERE
BEN 10.

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NOW THAT YOU'RE BEN 14, YOU
GET MORE GROWN-UP GIFTS.

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I SAVED THE WORLD LIKE
40 TIMES THIS YEAR, AND THIS IS

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WHAT I GET?

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THIS BIRTHDAY BLOWS!

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IT'S NOT OVER YET.

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HERE'S YOUR FINAL PRESENT.

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[ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]

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OH!

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THAT'S FOR SAVING THE WORLD.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEN 14!

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COME.

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I-I CAN'T, E.T.

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THIS IS MY HOME.

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I'LL BE RIGHT HERE, ELLIOTT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I THINK I WILL COME WITH YOU.

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OH. OKAY.

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THAT'S GREAT.

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THIS IS ELLIOTT.

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HE'S COMING WITH US...

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I GUESS.

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WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF E.T.

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IN A DRESS?

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OH, COME ON, DUDE.

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SO, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT
STRANDED ON EARTH.

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YOU SOUND LIKE TROUBLE.

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WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S
FIRE.

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YOU JUST PULL THAT
GLOWING-FINGER THING OUT FOR

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ANYONE, HUH?

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AAH!

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COME ON, BRO.

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YOU'RE KRYPTONITE FOR VAGINA.

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OH, COME ON, HOMES.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
A JOB.

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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT ALL
THOSE DOUBLES YOU PULLED AT THE

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CIRCLE K WHEN YOU WEREN'T
PLAYING DRESS-UP WITH MY SISTER.

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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE
JUST ASKING ME TO COME WITH YOU

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TO BE POLITE!

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OH, LOOKS LIKE THE CASE IS
CLOSED, SHERLOCK.

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THAT'S IT! I'M PHONING HOME!

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NOT WITH MY MINUTES, YOU'RE
NOT.

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WHEN YOU REALIZE MAYBE YOU
MARRIED THE WRONG WOMAN, YOU TRY

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NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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WHEN YOU'RE JEALOUS THAT YOUR
FRIEND'S AT GAY BARS EVERY

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NIGHT, GETTING LAID MORE THAN
YOU BECAUSE HE'S GAY AND THE

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PRESSURE TO GET MARRIED AT AN
EARLY AGE JUST ISN'T THE SAME IN

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HIS WORLD, YOU KEEP THAT TO
YOURSELF.

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AND YOU HAMMER DOWN A
HALF A BOTTLE OF WHITE WINE TO

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HELP YOU FORGET.

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WHITE WINE...FUCK YEAH.

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MEOW.

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I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE
LIFE TO GIVE FOR MY COUNTRY!

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NICE TRY. GET NINE NOOSES!

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MEOW. DAMN IT.

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YOU LIKE THE SHOW, LADIES?

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GOOD, GOOD.

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OH, HELLO.

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WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

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YOU WANT TO COME BACKSTAGE?

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UH, ISN'T SHE A LITTLE YOUNG?

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I'M GONNA CHECK HER I.D.,
WOMAN!

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I'm not gonna check your I.D.

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SO, MY IDEA IS A BANK THAT
ALSO REPORTS THE NEWS AND

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PRODUCES MOVIES AND TV SHOWS.

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COMBINE THEM ALL INTO ONE?

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I LOVE IT, JERED!

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MAMA, WHO'S MISSING?

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AT EVERY PASSOVER SEDER, WE
SET A PLACE FOR THE PROPHET

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ELIJAH.

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HAVE I MET HIM?

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NO, LITTLE SHEVVETZ.

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THE PROPHET ELIJAH DIED 3,000
YEARS AGO ON A NIGHT JUST LIKE

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THIS ONE.

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OOH! TELL ME THE STORY, PAPA!

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YES, TELL US THE STORY, PAPA!

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[ ALL SHRIEK, SCREAM ]
OH, GEFILTE FISH?

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GROSS.

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I LOVE BEING PSYCHICALLY
BONDED TO MY SECTAUR.

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HE DOES EVERYTHING I DO.

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HEY, WHERE'S SKULK?

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HE WOULDN'T GO FAR WITHOUT HIS
TARANTULA.

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HE SAID HE WAS DOING HIS
TAXES.

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[ TARANTULA GROANING ]
[ TARANTULA CRYING ]

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UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH...

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YEAH, LET'S JUST GET THE
FUCK OUT OF HERE.

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[ TARANTULA CONTINUES CRYING ]
OH, NOW, HERE'S AN AFFORDABLE

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LITTLE BEAUTY.

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FULLY AUTOMATIC.

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126 HORSEPOWER.

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WHAT DOES "HORSEPOWER" MEAN?

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WELL, IT MEANS THIS CAR IS
BETTER THAN 126 HORSES.

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HOW'D YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

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WELL, YOU SEE...

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DON'T
BELIEVE IT EITHER, BUT THIS

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COROLLA HAS BESTED 124 HORSES
RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES, THOUGH

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I'M BETTING THESE NEXT THREE
THOROUGHBREDS WILL HAVE

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SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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[ HORSE WHINNYING ]

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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ BUZZER ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CROWD CHEERS ]

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[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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AAH!

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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
[ BUZZER ]

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SO, YOU KNOW, THERE YOU HAVE
IT.

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ARE YOU ON COCAINE?

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OH, HOT-DIGGITY!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE
WHOLE THING.

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I REALLY GOT MY ROCKS OFF.

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ORANGE YOU GLAD I TICKLED
YOUR ASSHOLE?

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HEY, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO
DO THAT.

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WHEN YOU FOLLOW YOUR BUDDY
TO A GAY BAR JUST ONCE, JUST TO

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SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE, YOU DRESS
THE PART.

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WHEN YOU DECIDE RECEIVING ORAL
DOESN'T REALLY COUNT AS GAY,

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YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO AN
ADVENTURE.

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BUT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT GAY OR
NOT, IT DOES COUNT AS CHEATING

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ON YOUR WIFE, BUDDY, IT'S TIME
FOR WHITE WINE.

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WHITE WINE...FUCK YEAH.

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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT IN
HERE?

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O.J., PURPLE STUFF, SODA...

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[ GASPS ] LOOK! SunnyD!

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WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS PURPLE
STUFF?

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IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LABEL.

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YOU THINK IT'LL GET US
HIGH?

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ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

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[ HORN BLARES ]
DAVID!

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DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

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[ COUGHS ]
I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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ONE LAST THEORY ABOUT...

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PURPLE STUFF.

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[ LIQUID HISSES, BUBBLES ]
[ BONES CRACKING ]

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[ GASPS ]
IT -- IT WORKED!

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OKAY, LET'S SEE.

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O.J., SunnyD, SODA...

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HEY, WHO TOOK MY PURPLE STUFF?!

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AW, DAD DAMN IT!

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[ GULPING ]
UGH! GOD!

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IT'S LIKE SOMEONE POURED A
BOTTLE OF PERFUME INTO ORANGE

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JUICE.

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TAKE IT EASY ON ME, HUH, DOC?

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YOU GOT IT, SAL.

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[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!

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EARTH!

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FIRE!

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WIND!

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WATER!

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HEART!

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BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED,
I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

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All: [ Unenthused ] GO,
PLANET.

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WHOA. REALLY NOT FEELING THE
LOVE TODAY, KIDS.

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IT'S NOT MY ABS, IS IT?

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I SWITCHED TRAINERS.

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I'VE JUST GOT TO REHIRE JENNY.

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NO, CAP.

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TODAY'S MISSION IS GONNA BE
KIND OF INTENSE.

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HAS HOGGISH GREEDLY REUNITED
THE ECO-VILLAINS AGAIN?

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NO, CAPTAIN PLANET.

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SO WHO IS THIS VILLAIN IN
NEED OF A GOOD, SOUND THRASHING?

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OH, NO!

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HAVE ECO-TERRORISTS TAKEN OVER
THE CAPITOL?

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YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.

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THE UNITED STATES IS THE
SECOND-LARGEST POLLUTER ON

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EARTH, BEHIND CHINA.

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TO TRULY MAKE A DIFFERENCE...

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WE MUST OVERTHROW THE
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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[ LAUGHS ]
IS ASHTON KUTCHER AROUND HERE

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SOMEWHERE?

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
WE'RE NOT WAGING WAR ON AMERICA.

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NOT JUST AMERICA!

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ONCE WE COMMAND THE U.S.

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MILITARY, WE'LL FIGHT CHINA TO
THE DEATH.

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, GI WILL
FIGHT HER OWN PEOPLE!

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I'M FROM THAILAND.

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THE CAPITAL OF CHINA.

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I WON'T LET YOU!

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[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!

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HA!

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AAH!

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[ GRUNTS ]
OH!

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WHY?

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[ SCREAMING ]
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

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[ GRUNTS ]
MA-TI, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE

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POWER OF HEART.

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HEARTS WERE MADE TO BE
BROKEN.

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WHOA.

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THIS JUST TOOK A DARK TURN.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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IN THE NEWS TONIGHT, THE
FAMOUS ECOLOGICAL HEROES

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THE PLANETEERS ATTACKED THE
U.S. CAPITOL TODAY.

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BOB, THE PLANETEERS SHOWED NO
MERCY FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 TO 10

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SECONDS BEFORE THEY WERE ALL
SHOT IN THE BACK BY AN

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OVERWEIGHT SECURITY GUARD HERE
AT THE VERY FIRST CHECKPOINT.

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WE'RE HEARING FROM THE
FAMILIES THAT THE BODIES WILL

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NOT BE CREMATED DUE TO
ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS.

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THEY'LL BE MULCHED.

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