1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:09,109 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,111 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,019 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:32,564 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:42,208 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:46,246 ARE YOU TELLING ME IT'S A WORLD WITHOUT CARS? 7 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:52,152 CARS ARE BANNED THANKS TO OBAMA. 8 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,687 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] ...FROM AWARD-WINNING 9 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,490 VISIONARY DIRECTOR JUSTIN LIN... 10 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,659 [ GRUNTS ] ...AND THE WORST SCREENWRITER 11 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,927 IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES... 12 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:01,895 OH! 13 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,665 [ BICYCLE BELL DINGS ] IT'S ON. 14 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:16,209 THAT WOULD BE A GOOD LINE TO PUT AT THE END OF A TRAILER. 15 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,377 YEAH, CLEARLY. 16 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,711 FOR SURE. 17 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:30,223 POLLY, ARE YOU READY TO GET RID OF YOUR ACCESSORIES? 18 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:34,160 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE -- ACCESSORIES, NOT LOVE. 19 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,862 Y-YES. 20 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:41,701 OH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AND A CAMERA CREW ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO 21 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,303 CURE ME IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON. 22 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,638 IT'S A FREAK SHOW EITHER WAY, POLLY. 23 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,140 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 24 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,384 [ Sighing ] OH, WELL, THAT WAS SEX. 25 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,021 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU. 26 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,424 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT ME. 27 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,025 I'M NOT ONLY JEM. 28 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,026 I'M ALSO... 29 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,429 [ TWINKLE! ] ...JERRICA BENTON. 30 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,297 UH...THAT'S GREAT. 31 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,767 HOW ABOUT SWITCHING BACK OVER TO JEM? 32 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,237 THANKS. NOT BIG ON JERRICA. 33 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,942 NO! WILSON! 34 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,844 [ SOBS ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 35 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,153 DON'T TRY TO MOVE. 36 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,188 YOU'RE STILL VERY WEAK. 37 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,991 TELL ME -- WHO ARE YOU? 38 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,393 [ BUOY RINGS ] OH. YOU'VE LOST YOUR MEMORY. 39 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,628 WAIT! WAIT, MY FRIEND! 40 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,096 WE CAN HELP YOU! 41 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,367 HEY, YOU BUM! 42 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,168 NO LOITERING IN THE PARK. 43 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,337 COME ON. LET'S SEE SOME I.D. 44 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:54,173 STAND DOWN, OR I'LL USE FORCE! 45 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,742 OW! 46 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,845 ALL UNITS -- WE HAVE A FLEEING SUSPECT WHO'S JUST ATTACKED AN 47 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,413 OFFICER. 48 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,115 AAH! OH! DON'T HURT ME! 49 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,250 I'LL TAKE YOU WHEREVER YOU NEED TO GO! 50 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:07,487 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] WHY ARE THE POLICE AFTER YOU? 51 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,455 [ SIRENS WAIL ] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 52 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,323 I DO TALK TOO MUCH. 53 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,959 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] I CAN'T LOSE THEM. 54 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,161 TAKE THE WHEEL! 55 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,329 [ WATER SPLASHES ] STOP! 56 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,699 AH! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! 57 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,634 YOU DID IT. YOU'RE AMAZING. 58 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,102 OH FUCK YOU COPS! 59 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:24,637 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE. 60 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,808 [ GRUNTS ] THIS IS MY BROTHER'S PLACE, BUT 61 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,210 HE'S ON VACATION RIGHT NOW. 62 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:33,646 [ SCREAMS ] SAVE US! 63 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,616 [ GRUNTS ] I GOT IT. I GOT IT! 64 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,984 OH, GET IT OFF ME! 65 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:38,885 GET IT OFF ME! 66 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,153 STAY BACK! STAY BACK! 67 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,120 STAY BACK! 68 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:44,190 [ SCREAMS ] LOOK OUT! 69 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,492 EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. 70 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,895 I LOVE YOU, BUT I HAVE A FAMILY NOW. 71 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:49,429 OW! 72 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,197 [ GRUNTS ] WILSON! 73 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,166 I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU FOREVER! 74 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:55,635 DID YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE FACE? 75 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,203 I AM CALLING THE COPS! 76 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,371 OW. 77 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,573 [ Distorted ] NO WITNESSES. 78 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,009 NO WITNESSES. 79 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,413 [ GASPS ] [ WIND BLOWS ] 80 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,184 [ "BENNY HILL" MUSIC PLAYS ] [ METAL CLANKS ] 81 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,020 AAH! MY DOG! 82 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,622 PERSEUS! 83 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:18,625 HEY! 84 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:28,635 [ SCREAMS ] [ SCREAMS ] 85 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,169 MAKE US PROUD, SABIB. 86 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,204 I WILL! 87 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,405 GUYS! GUYS! 88 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,009 THE WESTERN DOGS [SPITS] THEY'RE PULLING THEIR MILITARY BASES 89 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,110 FROM OUR SOIL! 90 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:37,944 WE WON! 91 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,946 WE DID IT! WE DID IT! 92 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,114 THAT IS A CLOSE ONE! 93 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,116 OH, YEAH. SORRY, SABIB. 94 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,485 THERE'S NO WAY TO REMOVE THE VEST. 95 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,686 WHAT? 96 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,288 HEY GUYS, YOU'RE ALL COMING TO MY SUPER BOWL PARTY, RIGHT? 97 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,223 OH, YEAH! 98 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,291 HEY, WHAT KIND OF CHIPS SHOULD I BRING? 99 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,228 COOL RANCH OR -- OOH, SORRY, SABIB, MY WIFE 100 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,830 KIND OF DOESN'T WANT YOUR SUICIDE VEST AROUND THE KIDS. 101 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:58,998 BUT...THAT'S NOT FAIR! 102 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,234 I WAS PREPARED TO MARTYR MYSELF FOR THE GOOD OF US ALL! 103 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,402 SO, MY WIFE'S A BITCH? 104 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,636 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 105 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:04,637 NO! I-I... 106 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:10,076 [ SIGHS ] BRO, YOUR WIFE IS A BITCH. 107 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,477 "AVENGERS 2" IS SOLD OUT. 108 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,747 PLENTY OF TICKETS LEFT FOR THE MOVIE WHERE KEVIN JAMES GETS 109 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,149 PREGNANT, THOUGH. 110 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:19,519 [ SIGHS ] MY WATER'S BREAKING! 111 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:22,121 [ WATER SPLASHE ] IT IS IN YOUR POWER TO END 112 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,523 THIS. 113 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,658 WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. 114 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,801 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GREATEST SUPER-WEAPON EVER 115 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:35,334 CREATED! 116 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:37,103 I GIVE YOU ASTRO BOY! 117 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,305 [ CROWD GASPS ] YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE MADE 118 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,007 A GREATER SUPER-WEAPON? 119 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,343 A FULL-GROWN MAN ROBOT WITH A FUCKING SHIRT, YOU SICK SON OF A 120 00:05:44,409 --> 00:05:45,111 BITCH! 121 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,846 SHALL I SHOW HIM MY CANNON, SIR? 122 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,848 UH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 123 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:53,352 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] "I AM REQUIRED BY LAW TO 124 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:59,125 NOTIFY YOU THAT I AM A REGISTERED S-SEX OFFENDER." 125 00:05:59,192 --> 00:05:59,959 HI, THERE. 126 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,561 MAY I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING TODAY? 127 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:02,762 YEAH. 128 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,232 I'M LOOKING FOR A LOTION THAT'LL REALLY SOFTEN UP HUMAN SKIN. 129 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,001 WELL, OUR SIGNATURE SERIES USES SEA-KELP EXTRACT. 130 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:09,936 HERE! TRY IT OUT! 131 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,304 OH, THAT IS NICE. 132 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,172 UM, IS THERE A GIFT WITH PURCHASE? 133 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,775 IF YOU BUY THE WHOLE SET, IT COMES IN THIS CUTE BASKET! 134 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,076 I DO NEED A BASKET. 135 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,078 PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET. 136 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,146 I'M TAKING THE SET. 137 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,114 EXCELLENT! 138 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,750 AND YOUR TOTAL IS $635. 139 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,318 YIKES. THAT IS PRICY. 140 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,286 WELL, YOU PAY FOR QUALITY. 141 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:31,023 I GUESS YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON BEAUTIFUL HUMAN SKIN. 142 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,493 [ BOTH LAUGH ] TRUE. 143 00:06:33,558 --> 00:06:35,128 NO! PLEASE, MISTER! 144 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,262 LET ME GO! 145 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,499 IT PUTS THE MOISTURIZER, REFINING SERUM AND BODY BUFFER 146 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,368 ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. 147 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,303 OH -- WOW! CRèME de la MER? 148 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,305 THIS STUFF'S INSANELY EXPENSIVE. 149 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:49,876 YOU'RE TELLING ME, BUT OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO 150 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:50,343 PAY. 151 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,444 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 152 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,814 [ BOTH LAUGH ] SERIOUSLY, PUT THE FUCKING 153 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,115 LOTION ON YOUR SKIN. 154 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,116 WHO IS SHE? 155 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,618 WHAT DOES SHE WANT? 156 00:06:58,683 --> 00:06:59,786 OOH! OH, DEAR. 157 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:00,753 OH, MY! 158 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,122 IT'S -- IT'S $10 EACH OR $100 FOR ALL AT ONCE. 159 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,958 WELL, THAT SOUNDS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. 160 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,561 MR. GARGAMEL, HOW DO YOU PLEAD TO THE CHARGES OF 161 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,064 KIDNAPPING, MURDER, AND CONSUMPTION OF 182 SMURFS? 162 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:13,266 GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 163 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:14,634 THEY WERE DELICIOUS. 164 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:18,104 THEN YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO 50 YEARS FOR RACIALLY 165 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,405 MOTIVATED HATE CRIMES. 166 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:20,773 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 167 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,041 I'M NOT RACIST! 168 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,678 ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS ROUND UP EVERY LAST SMURF ON EARTH AND 169 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,313 ERADICATE THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES. 170 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,650 YOU JUST GAVE THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF GENOCIDE. 171 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,084 WHOOPS. 172 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,587 SO, ME AND HITLER, THEN. 173 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,688 HMM. 174 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,524 WHY WOULD A CONTRACTOR NEED GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PAINT? 175 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:41,527 I WONDER IF THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE GLOWING GHOST? 176 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,163 [ SIGHS ] I PUT MY PARENTS $100,000 IN 177 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,599 DEBT FOR THAT CRIMINAL SCIENCE DEGREE. 178 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,034 I NEED TO RETHINK MY LIFE. 179 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,101 ZOINKS! 180 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,536 [ GASPS ] SHAGGY! 181 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:51,838 OH! 182 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,974 OH, MY GLASSES. 183 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,542 OH! JINKIES! 184 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,045 G-G-G-GLOWING GHOST! 185 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,112 OHH! 186 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:00,646 VELMA! 187 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,480 OH, MY GOD. 188 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,749 [ GAGS ] OH, I JUST PUKED RIGHT IN MY 189 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,917 FUCKING MASK! 190 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,986 VELMA FACES 12 TO 18 MONTHS OF PHYSICAL THERAPY WITH NO 191 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,187 INSURANCE. 192 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,289 WHILE SHE'S ON THAT FUN JOURNEY, WE NEED SOMEONE TO FILL HER 193 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,457 ROLE. 194 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,960 LIKE, DUDE, ME AND SCOOB ALREADY PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST. 195 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,394 REAH! RAIGS-RIST! 196 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,930 [ LAUGHS ] LIKE, HERE SHE IS NOW! 197 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:21,300 [ ENGINE REVS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 198 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,069 I AM LISBETH SALANDER. 199 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:26,606 I know we need a team nerd, but do they always have to be 200 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,940 such boner killers? 201 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,643 ♪ BA-DA-DA, BA ♪ HEY, LISBETH! 202 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,010 I REALLY LIKE YOUR, UH... 203 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,847 [ Thinking ] HAIR, EYEBROWS, MAKEUP, PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, 204 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:38,851 OUTFIT, HYGIENE, MANNERS, SMILE, ACCENT... 205 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,854 HEY, FRED, TURN UP THE RADIO. 206 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,256 THE OWNER OF THIS AMUSEMENT PARK SAYS A GHOST IS SCARING 207 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,290 AWAY ALL HIS CUSTOMERS. 208 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,926 MY PLAN IS WE SPLIT UP. 209 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,027 YOU ARE INCOMPETENT. 210 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:48,861 HUH? 211 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,196 THE OWNER OF THIS PARK IS BANKRUPT. 212 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,797 THESE ARE HIS FINANCIAL RECORDS. 213 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,033 DON'T IMPLICATE ME IN WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 214 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,335 LOTS OF HONEST PEOPLE FILE CHAPTER 11, LISBETH. 215 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,170 HERE ARE HIS PERSONAL E-MAILS. 216 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,006 HE HAS $50,000 IN GAMBLING DEBTS. 217 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:02,208 WELL, GAMBLING IS A DEPLORABLE VICE. 218 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,111 HERE ARE RECEIPTS FOR A GHOST COSTUME, A ONE-WAY TICKET TO 219 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,580 BRAZIL, AND 12 DRUMS OF ACETONE -- THE MOST COMMON ARSON 220 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:08,814 ACCELERANT. 221 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,083 HE IS PLANNING TO BURN THE PARK FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY, BLAME 222 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,386 IT ON A GHOST, AND FLEE THE COUNTRY. 223 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,221 [ BLINK! ] I SAY WE SPLIT UP. 224 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,156 [ MOANS ] LOOK OUT! 225 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:17,556 ZOINKS! 226 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:18,724 RUH-ROH! 227 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,160 THAT IS PHILLIP W. ANDERSON, THE PRESIDENT AND C.E.O. OF 228 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,797 THIS -- LIKE, RUN! 229 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,065 YOU WEAR TOO MUCH PURPLE. 230 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,667 I KNOW! IT MATCHES MY EYES. 231 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,069 THE ONLY HUMANS WITH NATURALLY PURPLE EYES ARE 232 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:30,770 ALBINOS. 233 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,138 FINE! THEY'RE CONTACTS. 234 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,005 GOD! 235 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,240 YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, HUH? 236 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,508 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL. 237 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:39,178 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BAD-ASS TATTOO. 238 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,114 I THINK A TUMBLEWEED JUST BLEW THROUGH MY VAGINA. 239 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,516 I KNOW! IT SUCKS! 240 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,517 FRED SUCKS! 241 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,119 I HAVE THE WORST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD! 242 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,588 MAYBE YOU COULD TRY HANDCUFFING HIM TO YOUR BED. 243 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,790 OH, I GUESS THAT COULD SPICE THINGS UP. 244 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:52,959 YES! 245 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:56,696 AND THEN SODOMIZE HIM WITH A STAINLESS-STEEL REVENGE DILDO! 246 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,166 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] OH! 247 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,935 SO THAT HOW THESE GIRLS PLAY. 248 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,537 [ ZIP! ] OHH. 249 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,873 THIS WHOLE PARK SMELLS LIKE SEX ALL OF A SUDDEN, AND I GET 250 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,009 STUCK WITH A FOUR-LEGGED TANG REPELLANT. 251 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,177 RANG RE-RELLENT? 252 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,179 RAY-RE RIT'S RHE ROUL RATCH. 253 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,816 DID YOU JUST DISS THE SOUL PATCH? 254 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,117 RIT'S RHE RHOST! 255 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,385 LIKE, ZOINKS! 256 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,822 [ LAUGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] 257 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:23,723 LOOK! 258 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,359 IT WAS THE AMUSEMENT PARK OWNER AFTER ALL! 259 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,526 IMBECILE. 260 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,663 WE ACTUALLY SOLVED THE MYSTERY WITHOUT VELMA. 261 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,800 AND WITHOUT A TACKED-ON CAR CHASE AND EXPLOSION, UNLIKE "THE 262 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,002 GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO." 263 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:36,836 OHH! 264 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,305 THANKS FOR THE CRITIQUE, GUYS. 265 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,174 All: STIEG LARSSON, AUTHOR OF "THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON 266 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,376 TATTOO"?! 267 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,745 MAYBE I WOULD HAVE DONE A SECOND DRAFT IF I HADN'T DIED OF 268 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,046 A FUCKING HEART ATTACK! 269 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,080 LIKE, HEY, OLD DUDE. 270 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,682 DID YOU LOSE A CONTACT LENS? 271 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,717 I JUST TOOK A HAMMER TO THE SKULL. 272 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,652 I THINK MY FUCKING RETINA FLEW OFF. 273 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:58,324 [ ALL LAUGH ] ROOBY-ROOBY-ROO! 274 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,526 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 275 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,828 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 276 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,031 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 277 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,133 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 278 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,135 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 279 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,137 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 280 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,873 BA-GAWK! BAWK.