1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:09,109 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,111 [ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 3 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,019 IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:32,564 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 5 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:38,171 [ SMOOCH! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 6 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,173 GO, GO, GADGET GO-GO! 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,176 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ RIP! ] 8 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,944 [ MOANING ] I THINK THIS PHOTO SHOOT IS 9 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,490 PREMATURE, JERRY. 10 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,426 WE HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED WHETHER WE'LL BE A COFFEE COMPANY OR A 11 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,161 STUDIO SPECIALIZING IN MERMAID PORN! 12 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,862 EITHER WAY, WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOGO. 13 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,965 OOH, LET'S SHOOT THE SEXY ONE FIRST! 14 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,334 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ CREAK! ] 15 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,769 [ CLUNK! ] [ THUD! SHATTER! ] 16 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:13,306 [ GASPING ] THAT MODEL WAS SOMEONE'S 17 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,309 CHILD, AND SHE DIED IN A TOPLESS MERMAID COSTUME! 18 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,277 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 19 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:18,478 THAT WAS A SIGN FROM GOD! 20 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,045 WE'RE NOT DOING MERMAID PORN, GOT IT?! 21 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,048 FINE, FINE, WE'LL DO THE COFFEE THING! 22 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,150 BUT WE STILL NEED A LOGO, AND PHOTO SHOOTS AIN'T CHEAP. 23 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,453 WE'LL USE THIS [Voice breaking ] IN HER MEMORY. 24 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:27,454 UH... 25 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,521 WE'LL CROP IT! 26 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:33,059 [ HARP MUSIC PLAYS ] THAT WAS THE BEST 10" CUBE OF 27 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,360 TOFU I'VE EVER HAD! 28 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:38,031 I HOPE SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE, EVERYONE GOES VEGETARIAN. 29 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,500 [ ZAP! ] I AM FROM THE FUTURE -- A 30 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,969 FUTURE WHERE EVERYONE IS VEGETARIAN! 31 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:43,735 AWESOME! 32 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,138 THAT'S WONDERFUL! 33 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,506 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 34 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,842 [ ZAP! ] [ GROWLS ] 35 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:49,342 RUN! 36 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:50,810 HEY, THERE, BUDDY. 37 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,246 I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONE-- [ GUNFIRE ] 38 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,848 [ GROANS ] [ MOOS ] 39 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:58,051 SO, YOU'RE SAYING WITH NO NATURAL ENEMIES, COWS BECAME 40 00:01:58,116 --> 00:02:01,821 EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES, AND SINCE COWS DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM 41 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:02,755 WRONG... 42 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,091 COWS BECAME THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINES. 43 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,294 [ MOOS ] [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 44 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,128 [ Strained ] SHOOT THE COW! 45 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:13,132 I CAN'T KILL AN ANIMAL! 46 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,269 BUT I'LL KNOCK AN ANIMAL THE FUCK OUT!! 47 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,470 [ GUN COCKS ] [ GUNFIRE ] 48 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:21,474 [ SCREAMS ] IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 49 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,209 [ ZAP! ] [ MOOING ] 50 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,811 [ GUNFIRE ] [ GRUNTS ] 51 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,013 [ MOOING ] QUICKLY! EAT THIS BURGER! 52 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:29,949 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID VEGETARIAN FUTURE AND CHANGE THE 53 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:30,450 TIMELINE. 54 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,050 I CAN'T! 55 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:31,985 TRUST ME! 56 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:33,553 I CAN'T!! 57 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,188 TIME-OUT, GUYS. T.O.! 58 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,856 I WANT TO BE REAL CLEAR ON THIS. 59 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,559 YOU WOULD DIE TO AVOID COMPROMISING YOUR VEGETARIAN 60 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,293 PRINCIPLES? 61 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,661 YEAH, YEAH, I WOULD! 62 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,228 EVEN IF IT MEANS I DIE, TOO. 63 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,232 WELL, I MEAN, I-IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. 64 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,134 [ MOOING ] AND CONSEQUENTLY, ALL HUMAN 65 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:48,902 BEINGS ON EARTH? 66 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,136 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! 67 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,171 I WANT YOU TO ADMIT IT'S NOT ABOUT MEAT. 68 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:55,875 YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A NARCISSIST AND A CONTRARIAN, AND 69 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:59,245 BEING A VEGETARIAN IS ABOUT SETTING YOURSELF APART IN ORDER 70 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,514 TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF US! 71 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,750 I -- I -- I -- FINE. 72 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:04,951 GIVE ME THE FUCKING BURGER. 73 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,518 MMM. 74 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,520 [ ZAP! ] [ MOOING ] 75 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:08,688 YOU DID IT! 76 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,456 YOU SAVED THE HUMAN RACE! 77 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,127 OH, BUT I DON'T FEEL SPECIAL AND SUPERIOR ANYMORE. 78 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:17,163 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THAT THING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL 79 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,865 SPECIAL AGAIN, KATIE. 80 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,603 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, SABRINA, USING YOUR MAGIC TO 81 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,039 TURN HARVEY'S HAIR PURPLE? 82 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,107 HERE'S A BETTER QUESTION, AUNT HILDA. 83 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,877 IF YOU KNOW MAGIC, WHY ARE YOU STILL FAT? 84 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,547 [ HARP MUSIC PLAYS ] SEASON-ONE CALLBACK, JERKS! 85 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:35,982 WHOO-HOO! 86 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,150 [ SMACK! ] [ CAT HOWLS ] 87 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,852 Both: I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR... 88 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:40,520 SPEED! 89 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:41,521 DICK! 90 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,889 EH, DID YOU JUST SAY "DICK"? 91 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,358 NO, I THOUGHT YOU SAID "DICK." 92 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,561 [ OFFENBACH'S "THE GALOP" PLAYS ] 93 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,563 [ ZIP! ] [ CRASH! ] 94 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,366 [ SCREECH! ] MEEP-MEEP! 95 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:57,170 [ ZIP! ] [ FOSTER'S "OLD FOLKS AT HOME" 96 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:59,105 PLAYS ] [ DING! ] 97 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,184 [ DONG! ] [ CLATTER! ] 98 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:17,824 [ RIP! ] [ RUSTLE! ] 99 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,995 [ THUD! ] [ CHOPIN'S "MARCHE FUNéBRE" 100 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:24,831 PLAYS ] [ Voice breaking ] MEEP. 101 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:28,034 MEEP-MEEP. 102 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:32,438 [ CREAK! ] [ CRASH! ] 103 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:35,441 [ WHOOSH! ] [ SIZZLE! ] 104 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:41,114 [ THUD! ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 105 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,049 AND NOW BACK TO... 106 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,818 HEY, EVIE, WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME ON FRIDAY? 107 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,988 [ TING! ] EH...PASS. 108 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,624 [ LAUGHTER ] [ Muffled ] V.E.N.O.M. WILL 109 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:54,060 NEVER SUSPECT THAT THIS ORDINARY GAS STATION IS REALLY THE 110 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,629 HEADQUARTERS OF OUR NEW HIGH-TECH CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM, 111 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,830 M.A.S.K. 112 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,232 I CAN'T HEAR A WORD HE'S SAYING. 113 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:00,199 GLORIA, CAN YOU HEAR MATT? 114 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,601 [ Muffled ] DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT? 115 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,303 OKAY, I KNOW THEY LOOK COOL, BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO WEAR 116 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:04,971 THESE INSIDE. 117 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,406 COME ON. MASKS OFF. 118 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,674 HEY! ANYONE HERE?! 119 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,809 I THINK YOUR -- YOUR PUMP'S BROKEN! 120 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,178 NOW, I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYBODY, BUT THE AGENTS OF 121 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,580 V.E.N.O.M. ALREADY HAVE THEIR ACRONYM FIGURED OUT. 122 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,915 THEY'RE REALLY UP OUR ASSES. 123 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,517 I'D LIKE TO GET UP GLORIA'S ASS. 124 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:18,484 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 125 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:19,819 I SAID I HATE V.E.N.O.M.! 126 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,687 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 127 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:24,991 YOU MISHEARD ME BECAUSE OF MY MASK. 128 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,492 HEY, BUDDY! GET A MOVE ON! 129 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,494 WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, SO LAY OFF! 130 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,430 IS HE PAYING BY CHECK OR SOMETHING? 131 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,199 LOOK, I CAN'T FIND AN ATTENDANT, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT 132 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:33,933 ME TO DO?! 133 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,703 MOBILE-ATTACK...SERIAL KILLERS! 134 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,104 LIKE WE'LL MURDER V.E.N.O.M.'S ASS! 135 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,172 YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING! 136 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,340 WHAT IF WE JUST CALL OURSELVES H.E.L.M.E.T. -- THE 137 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,976 HEROIC, ELITE LEGION MAKING... 138 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,778 ELITE...TACOS. 139 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,113 [ SIRENS WAILING ] UH-OH! 140 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,715 IT SOUNDS LIKE V.E.N.O.M.'S ONTO US. 141 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,116 BRUCE...YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 142 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,118 WHY'S THE FREAKING OPEN SIGN ON? 143 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,887 I DON'T EVEN THINK THIS IS A FUNCTIONING PUMP! 144 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:57,623 HERE'S MY COMMENT CARD, YOU FUCKERS 145 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,226 SAY HELLO TO MILES MAYHEM... 146 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,294 IN HELL! 147 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:07,233 [ GUNFIRE, SCREAMING ] I JUST WANTED A TANK OF GAS! 148 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,836 OH, THESE ARE CIVILIANS. 149 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,071 THINK WE BETTER GET USED TO WEARING THESE MASKS. 150 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,606 THE FORCES OF H.E.L.M.E.T. 151 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,007 WERE NEVER HERE. 152 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:16,642 TALK! TALK, DAMN YOU! 153 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,444 I AIN'T SAYING NOTHIN'! 154 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,579 GET MY LAWYER! 155 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,582 [ CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK! ] [ SQUEAK! WIGGLE! ] 156 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:25,184 [ WHACK! ] NO! AAH! OW! OW! ALL RIGHT! 157 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,587 THE BODY'S BURIED NEAR THE RIVER, WEST OF TOWN! 158 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,155 GOOD JOB, OFFICER PIXAR LAMP! 159 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,592 [ SPROING! ] THWIP, THWIP! 160 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,994 THWIP, THWIP... 161 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,996 SMASH! 162 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,798 SMASH... 163 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:42,368 [ SHING! ] [ SHING! ] 164 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:46,606 [ RHYTHMIC CLACKING ] [ STEEL-DRUMMING ] 165 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,642 [ "STOMP"-ESQUE RHYTHM PLAYS ] EXCELSIOR! 166 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,678 [ MUSIC STOPS ] HEY, THAT'S CALLED "CHARACTER 167 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,380 BRANDING," TRUE BELIEVERS! 168 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,481 I INVENTE IT! 169 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,017 [ Chuckling ] UM, IS THAT REALLY -- 170 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,454 I SAID I INVENTED IT! 171 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,555 PULL OVER, BOY. 172 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,324 ALWAYS IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT INGREDIENTS FOR OUR 173 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,894 GOURMET BRAND OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER POPCORN! 174 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,230 ONCE A CORN MAN, ALWAYS A CORN MAN, HUH, GRANDPA ORVILLE? 175 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,600 ONCE A SECOND BANANA, ALWAYS A SECOND BANANA, GARY. 176 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,336 [ CHUCKLES ] NOW STOP THIS CAR. 177 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:20,072 HOW'S THAT CORN LOOKIN', GRANDPA? 178 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:20,673 WET. 179 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,141 [ GROWLS ] [ TRICKLE! ] 180 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,182 SORRY, SON. 181 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:38,524 AT MY AGE, IT TAKES A WHILE TO TURN OFF THE SPIGOT. 182 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,359 [ ZIP! ] NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE 183 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,128 MIDDLE OF A CORNFIELD ALL BY YOURSELF? 184 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,797 [ CLICK! ] THE OUTSIDERS WILL BE 185 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:48,134 SACRIFICED TO THE THING THAT DWELLS AMONG THE STALKS! 186 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,436 [ CHEERING ] SON, YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE -- 187 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,506 EITHER LET US GO OR I'M GONNA TIE THIS BOW TIE AROUND YOUR 188 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,474 COCK RIGHT BEFORE I CUT IT OFF. 189 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:56,808 FOOLISH OLD MAN! 190 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:00,346 AS LONG AS I SERVE THE THING THAT DWELLS AMONG THE STALKS, I 191 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,814 SHALL LIVE FOREVER! 192 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,115 LIVE FOREVER, AH? 193 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:06,953 THAT SURE WOULD COME IN HANDY IF THE OCTOGENARIAN FACE OF A 194 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:09,222 WORLDWIDE CORPORATION EVER DIED. 195 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:13,559 YOU EVER TRY AND RE-ANIMATE ME, BOY, I'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF 196 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,061 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! 197 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,396 [ CLICK! ] WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, 198 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:18,331 GRANDPA? 199 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,233 WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE CORNFIELD WITH A DEMON! 200 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,267 NO, GARY. 201 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,470 THAT DEMON'S TRAPPED IN A CORNFIELD WITH ME. 202 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,473 [ CLICK! ] OW! GET IT OUT, GRANDPA! 203 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:31,110 [ SCREAMS ] [ SPLAT! ] 204 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,280 [ TING! ] POP POP, MOTHER FUCKER 205 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:41,087 [ WHOOSH! ] [ HOWLING ] 206 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,489 I'M A MAN OF MY WORD, CYRUS. 207 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,125 [ SHING! ] OH, N-O-O-O-O! 208 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,927 [ SLICE! ] [ CLICK! ] 209 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,296 [ POP! ] [ POP! ] 210 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:56,636 [ POP! ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 211 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,436 HEY, THERE. 212 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,005 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO -- EW, GET LOST. 213 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:00,139 HEY, THERE. 214 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,108 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO -- I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO 215 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:02,575 SPOONS. 216 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,876 I GO BOTH WAYS. 217 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:07,046 AND FINALLY, JOES, "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" HAS BEEN 218 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,180 ABOLISHED. 219 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,983 SO, CHUCKLES, IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US, 220 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,385 I'M ASKIN'! 221 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:14,320 OH, ROADBLOCK, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 222 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,089 DUKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S DONE ME THIS HARM! 223 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,992 I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN', ME AND FLINT HAD SWITCHED ARMS! 224 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,228 I CAN'T TOUCH LADY JAYE -- NOT WITH THESE! 225 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,063 OH, GUYS, I THINK I MIGHT BE A RACIST. 226 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,065 SNAKE EYES, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 227 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,801 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO PAINT YOU LIKE SPIDER-MAN, THEN 228 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,002 TOSSED YOU IN THE GRASS! 229 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,104 HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE? 230 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,139 SCARLETT? 231 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,740 C-COVER YOURSELF, WOMAN! 232 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:35,942 HUH? OH!! 233 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,244 I DON'T KNOW HOW COBRA'S DOING THIS, BUT I'M DAMN WELL 234 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,145 GONNA FIND OUT! 235 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:39,946 YO, JOE! 236 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,180 COBRA?! 237 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,449 PUT YOUR CHECKBOOKS AWAY 'CAUSE THIS ONE'S COMING OUT OF YOUR 238 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,684 ASS! 239 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,186 WHATEVER VOODOO YOU'RE USING TO MANGLE US, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH! 240 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,988 MY HELMET'S NOT MADE TO COME OFF! 241 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,924 I LOOK LIKE EBERT UNDER HERE, AND NOT EBERT IN HIS PRIME! 242 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,026 AND WHAT ARE YOU SO SURPRISED ABOUT? 243 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,330 [ MUMBLING ] WE REMOVED THIS FROM 244 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,931 DR. MINDBENDER'S MOUTH! 245 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,299 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 246 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,135 I WANT TO SEE COBRA COMMANDER NOW! 247 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:07,206 [ Strained ] I -- I COULDN'T STOP IT -- A GIANT HAND FROM THE 248 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:12,445 HEAVENS TAPING ME TO WHAT LOOKED LIKE ENORMOUS, BRIGHTLY COLORED 249 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:13,379 DYNAMITE! 250 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,047 WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE ARE YOU BLATHERING? 251 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,116 WHOA! OH, WHAT DID THIS? 252 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:21,854 WE'RE NOTHING, YOU SEE, PLAYTHINGS THAT HAVE BORED OUR 253 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,022 FICKLE GOD. 254 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,224 IT'S JUDGMENT DAY! 255 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,527 [ HISSES ] DUKE! I'M SCARED! 256 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,196 DON'T WORRY, SCARLETT. 257 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:34,033 WE'LL FIND WHOEVER -- OR WHATEVER -- HAS DONE THIS TO US! 258 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:39,038 [ WHIRRING ] [ As G.I. Joe ] OH, NO! 259 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:43,409 PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FACE -- MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! 260 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:48,247 [ BANG! ] GOT YA, YOU MASSIVE 261 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,348 ABOMINATION! 262 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,983 YO, JOE! 263 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,385 UH, DID WE JUST KILL A KID? 264 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:55,654 I MEAN, YO, JOE, BUT I THINK THAT WAS A KID. 265 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,857 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 266 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:00,092 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 267 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,128 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 268 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,196 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 269 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,198 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 270 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,601 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 271 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,269 BA-GAWK! BAWK.