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[ STATIC ]
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>> HELLO?
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[ SNIFFS ]
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OH, MY.
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IT SMELLS LIKE THIS ROOM HAS NOT
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BEEN CLEANED FOR FIVE WHOLE
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SEASONS...
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OF A TELEVISION SHOW.
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[ STATIC CONTINUES ]
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>> [ CLUCKS ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OH! HELLO, CHICKEN!
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OH, YOUR CHAIR SO DIRTY.
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IF I CLEAN, YOU NO RUN AWAY,
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OKAY?
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>> [ CLUCKS ]
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>> YOU PROMISE?
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>> [ CLUCKS ]
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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>> I LIKE YOU, CHICKEN.
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>> [ SQUAWKS ]
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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[ CLUCKING ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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>> OH, MAN! I JUST REALIZED
THEY'LL PROBABLY
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SHOW THE "SEX AND THE CITY 3"
TRAILER!
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>> WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED?
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I TRIED TO DRAG YOU TO THE LAST
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ONE, AND YOU ALMOST BROKE UP
WITH ME.
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>> THE LAST ONE FLOPPED PRETTY
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BAD, SO THE STUDIO'S MAKING THE
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THIRD ONE MORE GUY-FRIENDLY.
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[ FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING ]
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>> WELL, THE LACK OF TESTES WAS
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MAKING ME TESTY, BUT THIS BORING
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EVENT JUST TOOK A SPERM FOR THE
BETTER.
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[ ALL LAUGH ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HUH?
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>> HEY, EVERYONE!
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THIS CHICK IS GIVING ME SOME --
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AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S TOO EASY.
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JOKE WITHDRAWN, EVERYONE.
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JOKE WITHDRAWN.
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>> "THE DETECTIVE SAID
SAMANTHA'S COLLAR WAS RIGGED TO
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BLOW AS SOON AS SHE MADE A SEX
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PUN, SO IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON
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HER FOR MORE THAN 60 SECONDS."
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> Carrie, come to Miranda's,
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quick!
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>> THE COLLAR WAS RIGGED TO BLOW
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AS SOON AS SHE TASTED TUNA.
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BUT IRONICALLY, SHE WAS MAKING
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AN ACTUAL TUNA-FISH SANDWICH.
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>> MR. BIG, SOMEONE IS KILLING
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MY FRIENDS!
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YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!
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>> CARRIE, I HAVE TWO SECRETS.
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FIRST, MY REAL NAME ISN'T
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ALEXANDER BIG.
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MY SECOND SECRET...IS THIS.
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[ SHING! ]
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>> OUT OF THE WAY, GAYBIES!
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>> HYAH! HYAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> HA HA!
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>> AAH!
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BIG? I FEEL SO STRANGE.
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>> YOUR BRAIN IS GETTING USED TO
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YOUR NEW BODY, MISS BRADSHAW.
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UHH, WHAT SHALL I DO WITH HER
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OLD BODY?
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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>> DONATE IT TO SCIENCE.
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>> YES! YES! YES! YES!
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"SEX AND THE CITY 3"!
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>> SHUT UP!
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THE KATHERINE HEIGL MOVIE IS
STARTING.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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"Sex and the City 3"!
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>> "Sex and the City 3"!
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>> SHHHH!
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[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER!
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PITTER! PITTER! ]
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>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
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I AVOID STARVATION FOR
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ANOTHER DAY!
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[ CLANG! ]
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>> SORRY, YOGI, BUT IF YOU STEAL
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ONE MORE BASKET, IT'S MY JOB.
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>> YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
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I LIVE THE LIFE OF THE FREE!
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>> NOT THIS TIME, YOGI.
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HO CHI HACHARU!
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>> QUITE THE SURPRISE, BUT TRY
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THIS ON FOR SIZE!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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>> ♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
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RANGERS! ♪
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♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
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RANGERS! ♪
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>> RAAAAAAAAH!
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>> ♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
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RANGERS! ♪
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♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
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RANGERS! ♪
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♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST... ♪
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>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS
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HAPPENING?!
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>> AND THAT IS HOW YOU BRING
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YOGI BEAR TO JAPAN!
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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>> THEY CALLED ME MAD, BUT I DID
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IT!
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EGYPT SHALL FOREVERMORE BE KNOWN
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AS THE LAND OF GIANT BOOBIES!
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>> HA HA!
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THEY'RE LIKE GIANT BOOBIES!
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>> DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
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>> I JUST DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE
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READY FOR THIS, NOT -- NOT RIGHT
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NOW.
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>> OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
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IT'S OKAY.
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[ BOTH SOBBING ]
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>> [ CLUCKS ]
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[ CLUCKS IN SURPRISE ]
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[ STATIC ]
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>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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[ STATIC ]
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[ SHOWER RUNNING ]
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[ STATIC ]
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>> [ SQUAWKS ]
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[ CLUCKING FEARFULLY ]
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>> IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]
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[ STATIC ]
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>> [ CLUCKS ANGRILY ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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[ CLUCKS ANGRILY ]
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO A
FANCY PARTY?!
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THAT WAS MY LINE FROM OUR FIRST
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APPEARANCE ON THIS SHOW!
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>> [ CLUCKS ]
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>> EYEGORP!
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[ BUZZING ]
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I DESERVE IT!
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>> [ GULPING ]
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>> OH-HO, MAN.
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>> YOU SEEM SO RUTHLESS.
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TIME TO MAKE YOU TOOTHLESS!
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OH! AAH!
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>> BAH-BAH!
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>> [ NEIGHS ]
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YOUR BEAK LOOKS RIBBED FOR MY
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PLEASURE!
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OW!
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AAH!
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THAT'S NOT HALF BAD, ACTUALLY.
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WHOA!
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>> ♪ I'M SO HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU ARE
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GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE! ♪
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NO, NO, NO! NO! STOP!
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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[ DRUMROLL ]
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>> A DRUMROLL?
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IT'S SO SUSPENSEFUL!
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AAH!
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WHAT AN IRONIC DEATH!
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>> I'M A CHAMPION!
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>> HMM!
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN
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WATCHING TONY JAA'S
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"THE PROTECTOR."
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OOH!
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST PEED IN
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HIS GATCHAMAN BOXER SHORTS!
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[ METAL WHIRRING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY WHIRS, CRACKLES ]
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>> HE HE!
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> SUCK MY SLEIGH BALLS!
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AAH! OH!
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MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
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>> ♪ DUH DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
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DAAAAH! ♪
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BITCH PUDDING!
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B-B-B-BLAM!
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF
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BITCH PUDDING?!
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YOUR MAMA SURE LIKED IT WHEN SHE
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ATE IT OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE!
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[BLEEP]
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BLAM! BITCH PUDDING!
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BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!
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WHOO! BLAM!
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OH! OH!
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BLAM!
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[ SPLAT! ]
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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YOU SAVED ME?
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MY LIFE HAS VALUE AFTER ALL!
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OH!
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>> OOH!
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>> DING, DANG!
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THIS IS GONNA BE ONE DILLY OF A
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SLOBBERKNOCKER!
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OW!
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>> THESE RATINGS...WILL BE
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GLORIOUS.
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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>> LET ME JUST GET THAT FOR YOU.
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[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
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I WISH I WAS A BIONIC CHICKEN.
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THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
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[ STATIC ]
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>> [ CLUCKS INQUISITIVELY ]
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>> [ CLAPPING SLOWLY ]
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>> [ CLUCKS IMPATIENTLY ]
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>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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>> [ CLUCKING ANGRILY ]
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[ METAL CLINKING ]
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[ CLUCKING ANGRILY ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> [ CLUCKS SOFTLY ]
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>> [ CLUCKS HAPPILY ]
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>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
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>> ♪ WHAT A JOURNEY WE'VE BEEN
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THROUGH SO FAR ♪
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>> ♪ WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO FAR ♪
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>> ♪ BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'VE HAD
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TO RAISE THE BAR ♪
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>> ♪ RAISE THE BAR ♪
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>> ♪ TOYS AND VIOLENCE ♪
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♪ MOLESTING YOUR BRAIN
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AND THEN BUYING YOUR SILENCE ♪
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>> ♪ SILENCE ♪
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>> ♪ AND YOU WERE THERE AND
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NOTHING WAS TABOO ♪
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>> ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
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>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:49.315 line:10% position:33% size:45%
>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
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>> ♪ NERDS ON UNICORNS ♪
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♪ DIRTY, FILTHY PUPPET PORN ♪
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>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
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>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
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>> ♪ ROBOTIC SEXUAL ASSAULT ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT THE WASHING
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MACHINE'S FAULT ♪
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>> ♪ FIVE WHOLE SEASONS OF
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NOTHING BUT PLEASING ♪
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♪ WHEN OUR COLD HEARTS
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ARE FREEZING, YOU GIVE
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OUR LIVES A REASON ♪
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♪ THANK YOU ♪