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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> AND YOU ARE ONE WORD AWAY
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FROM WINNING.
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HERE IS YOUR FINAL PASSWORD.
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>> OKAY, THIS IS SOMETHING
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REALLY SMALL.
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>> A HOBBIT?
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>> UH, NO.
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UM...IT GETS HOT.
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IT BURNS THINGS.
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>> I KNOW -- SMAUG THE DRAGON.
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>> NO!
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FORGET IT. PASS.
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>> YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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>> YES, PASS!
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PASS!
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>> YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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>> PASS, DAMN IT!
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>> YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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[ LAUGHS ] I'M JUST KIDDING.
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I'M AN ALL-SEEING WIZARD, AND
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THE WORD IS "TOASTER."
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[ DING! DING! DING! DING! ]
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>> [ Weakly ] I LOVE YOU ALL SO
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MUCH.
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>> GRANDMA, DON'T GO!
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IT'S OKAY, CHILD.
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I'M GONNA BE WITH JESUS.
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I'M COMIN', LORD.
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>> [ SHOUTS ]
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>> AAH!
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>> HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN!
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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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>> WHAT?
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JUST DOIN' THE OLD JOBBARINO.
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>> SHE WAS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN
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PEACEFULLY!
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AND YOU JUST --
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>> REAPED THE [BLEEP] OUT OF
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HER!
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YEAH, BUDDY!
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>> DAD!
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WHY DO WE EVEN NEED A GRIM
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REAPER?
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HE'S NOT IN THE BIBLE!
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>> YES, I AM.
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>> UH, NO.
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THERE'S A PERSONIFICATION OF
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DEATH IN THE BIBLE, BUT HE SURE
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DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME [BLEEP]
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CARTOON CHARACTER.
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>> WELL, I SUPPOSE JESUS HAS A
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POINT.
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GLADYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> OH, IT IS NOT MY PLACE TO
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JUDGE, LORD.
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>> OH, STOP FRONTING, GLADYS!
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>> NOW, NOW, GLADYS.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR MODESTY.
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>> I KIND OF THINK DYING IS
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SCARY ENOUGH WITHOUT A ROBED
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SKELETON WITH A KNIFE POPPING
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OUT AT YOU.
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>> THANK YOU!
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>> FINE.
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I'M NOT STICKING AROUND IF I'M
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NOT WANTED.
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BUT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO
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SAY.
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[ SHOUTS ] HA HA!
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>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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>> DID IT.
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>> YOU CAN'T DIE IN HEAVEN!
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DAD, TELL HIM!
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>> WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN.
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YOU SEE, IF YOU DIE IN HEAVEN,
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YOU GO TO...SUPERHEAVEN.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> SUPERHEAVEN IS AWESOME!
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WHOO!
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WHOO-HOO!
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>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BABY,
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PRECIOUS?
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>> I ATE MY BABY.
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I ATE ALL MY BABIES!
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[ ROARING ]
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>> NO!
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>> [ ROARING CONTINUES ]
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BABIES!
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[ ROARING CONTINUES ]
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NO ARMY!
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[ ROARING CONTINUES ]
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WHERE'S MY BABIES?!
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>> YEP, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
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"PRECIOUS."
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>> WOW, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
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OSCAR-WORTHY AT ALL.
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>> THAT'S HOW I FELT!
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>> I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO RENT
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IT.
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>> MENTOS!
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THE FRESHMAKER!
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>> OKAY, YOU BOYS GO PLAY
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COWBOYS AND INDIANS, AND I'LL BE
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RIGHT BACK.
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>> OKAY, MOM!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> [ GASPING ]
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DON'T FIGHT IT.
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DON'T FIGHT IT.
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>> [ Straining ] WHY?
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>> YEAH.
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>> WELL, COME ON.
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LET'S GET HIM IN THE OVEN.
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>> HONEY, SLOW DOWN.
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SLOW DOWN, PLEASE.
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>> NO, I GOTTA GO FAST!
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GOTTA GO FAST!
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ON THE WAY THERE, DRILLING,
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DRILLING, DRILLING.
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OH, GOSH! IT'S COMING OUT!
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IT'S COMING OUT!
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>> NO, DON'T --
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>> IT'S COMING OUT ALL OVER THE
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PLACE!
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UGH, AND IT JUST KEEPS COMING
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OUT!
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I CAN'T -- I CAN'T STOP IT!
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>> OH, DEAR!
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>> I WENT TOO FAST!
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>> TONY, IT'S NOT STOPPING!
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DON'T GET IT ON THAT SEAGULL!
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[ SEAGULLS CRYING ]
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>> MY NAME IS DORA THE EXPLORER.
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AND I FEAR THIS MOUNTAIN...
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WILL BE MY GRAVE.
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>> A SNOWMAN!
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I LOVE SNOWMEN!
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>> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DON'T
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LOVE, BOOTS?
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>> TELL HER, MAN.
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TELL HER HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE
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JAVIER BARDEM IN "NO COUNTRY
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FOR OLD MEN."
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BOOTS.
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DON'T PUSS OUT.
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NOPE!
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YOU PUSSY.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> SWIPER, NO SWIPING!
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SWIPER, NO SWIPING!
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SWIPER, NO SWIPING!
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>> B-BUT, DORA, I'M DYING!
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I HAVE SEVERE ALTITUDE
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SICKNESS!
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>> SEE THIS FACE?
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>> Y-YES?
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>> THIS IS MY "NOT GIVING A
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[BLEEP]" FACE.
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WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO?
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[ CLICKS, DINGS ]
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RIGHT!
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GOOD CHOICE!
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[ DISSONANT BEEP ]
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HUH? NO.
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I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID THIS
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WAY.
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[ DISSONANT BEEP ]
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OH, YOU DIDN'T?
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[ DISSONANT BEEP ]
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WELL, MAYBE IN JUST THIS
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ONE INSTANCE I COULD IGNORE
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YOUR ADVICE?
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[ DISSONANT BEEP ]
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>> FINE!
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[ PANTING ]
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HERE'S ANOTHER CHOICE FOR YOU.
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GUESS WHICH FINGER.
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I HOPE YOU GUESSED THE ONE THAT
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MEANS [BLEEP] YOU!
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>> DORA! BOOTS!
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>> DIEGO!
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>> I'M COMING, TOO!
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[ CRACK ]
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W-WHAT WAS THAT?
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[ CRACKING ]
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DORA!
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>> WHERE IS YOUR SAFETY HARNESS?
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>> PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
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>> HELP!
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>> I'M COMING, DIEGO!
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[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
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>> I RESCUED SOME CONDORS ONCE!
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ARE YOU HERE TO RETURN THE
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FAV-- OW!
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WHY DIDN'T WE LEARN FROM THE
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CROCODILE HUNTER?
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DORA?!
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>> AAH, I CAN'T...HANG...ON!
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>> IT'S OKAY, DORA.
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO "GO, DIEGO,
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GO..."
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TO HEAVEN!
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>> DIEGOOOOOOOOOO!
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[ PANTS ]
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WE DID IT!
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[ BAND PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> I'M AN EXPLORER.
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FOOD IS FOOD.
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>> [ Trembling ] HELP...ME.
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>> Got you something.
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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>> YOU BITCH.
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[ Trembling ] REAPER, NO
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REAPING.
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REAPER, NO REAPING.
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REAPER, NO --
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>> [ SHOUTS, CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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WELL, MR. FASOLO, IT LOOKS LIKE
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YOU'VE DEVELOPED A KIDNEY STONE.
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>> YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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>> BRUCE WILLIS STARRED IN
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"THE FIFTH ELEMENT."
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THEN HE STARRED IN
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"THE SIXTH SENSE."
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NOW HE'S PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES
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ONE STEP FURTHER.
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BRUCE WILLIS IN...
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"THE SEVENTH VOWEL."
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>> EVERYONE KNOWS "A," "E," "I,"
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"O," "U," AND SOMETIMES "Y," BUT
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THERE'S ANOTHER VOWEL OUT THERE.
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IT'S UGHHRT.
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UGHHRT.
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>> UHRT.
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>> UGHHRT.
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>> UHRGZ?
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>> UGHHRT.
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>> WUGHRNT.
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>> YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHER UGHHRT!
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>> COMING THIS SUMMER TO A
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THEATER NEAR URGHHRT.
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>> ♪ FLYING CAR, FLYING CAR ♪
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♪ LOVE CRUISIN' 'ROUND
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IN MY FLYIN' CAR ♪
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>> UGH, HERMAN, YOU HAVE LESS
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THAN 1/4 TANK.
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>> I'LL DRIVE ON THE REGULAR
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ROAD WHEN IT'S 1/8 OF A TANK.
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>> YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT RISK.
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THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CAR!
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>> ♪ FLYING CAR, FLYING CAR ♪
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♪ BITCH MUST HAVE FORGOT WHO
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PAID FOR THIS FLYING CAR ♪
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>> I CAN HEAR YOU.
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>> EAT, AND YOU WILL BE AS GOD
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IS -- KNOWING GOOD AND EVIL.
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>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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I DON'T KNOW...
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>> JUST DO IT, YOU PUSSY.
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>> [ CHOMPING ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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WE'RE...NAKED!
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>> YES, YOUR NAKEDNESS IS
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SHAMEFUL!
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COVER YOURSELVES!
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>> I'M SORRY.
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WE -- WE DIDN'T KNOW!
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>> NOW YOU SEE THE WORLD AS I
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DO!
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>> WAIT, YOU KNEW WE WERE NAKED
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THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T SAY
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ANYTHING?
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>> WELL, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO
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KNOW!
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>> YEAH, WE GET THAT.
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BUT YOU DID KNOW.
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MY [BLEEP] JUST SWINGING ON OUT
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HERE!
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THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP.
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>> LET'S MOVE ON.
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>> COME ON, GOD!
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WE HAD A CONVERSATION WHILE I
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WAS JOGGING YESTERDAY.
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THESE THINGS MUST HAVE BEEN
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FLYING EVERYWHERE.
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NO WONDER YOU WERE DISTRACTED.
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>> WELL, I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS
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WAYS.
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>> HEY, GOD, WERE YOU CHECKING
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OUT MY GIRL'S TITS?
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>> UH...
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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GET OUT! GET OUT OF THE GARDEN.
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YOU'RE BOTH BANNED.
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>> YEAH, WE BUSTED HIM.
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>> YEAH, YOU ENJOY CHILDBIRTH,
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BITCH!
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>> OKAY, SIR.
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JUST SIT BACK, CROSS YOUR ARMS
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OVER YOUR CHEST, AND WAIT FOR
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THE WATER.
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>> I KNOW WHAT TO DO, STUPID!
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OW! OH, GOD!
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WHY IS THERE NO WATER!
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OW!
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>> WHO'S NEXT?!
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>> SHHH!
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WARNAH BWOATHAS STANDARDS AND
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PWACTICES SAYS I'M NOT AWOWWED
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TO USE A GUN ANYMORE.
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THAT'S MY WIVEWIHOOD.
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I'LL SHOW THEM.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> YOU SHALL NOT PA--
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ AH-WOOGAH! ]
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[ AH-WOOGAH! ]
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[ CIRCUS MUSIC SLOWS ]
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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
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[ TRUCK HORN BLARES ]
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> WHEW!
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NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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I KNOW YOUR FATHER LOVED YOU
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VERY MUCH.
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>> [ CRYING ]
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[ WATER SPLASHES ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.