WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:05.004 --> 00:00:08.975 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:09.042 --> 00:00:10.944 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:17.984 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.051 --> 00:00:19.819 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.371 --> 00:00:39.672 line:10% position:45% size:70% >> AND YOU ARE ONE WORD AWAY 00:00:39.739 --> 00:00:40.407 line:10% position:28% size:33% FROM WINNING. 00:00:40.473 --> 00:00:41.875 line:10% position:45% size:70% HERE IS YOUR FINAL PASSWORD. 00:00:41.941 --> 00:00:43.143 line:10% position:43% size:65% >> OKAY, THIS IS SOMETHING 00:00:43.209 --> 00:00:43.910 line:10% position:28% size:33% REALLY SMALL. 00:00:43.977 --> 00:00:44.611 line:10% position:25% size:30% >> A HOBBIT? 00:00:44.677 --> 00:00:45.211 line:10% position:23% size:25% >> UH, NO. 00:00:45.278 --> 00:00:46.146 line:10% position:33% size:43% UM...IT GETS HOT. 00:00:46.212 --> 00:00:47.013 line:10% position:30% size:40% IT BURNS THINGS. 00:00:47.080 --> 00:00:48.481 line:10% position:48% size:75% >> I KNOW -- SMAUG THE DRAGON. 00:00:48.548 --> 00:00:48.948 line:10% position:18% size:15% >> NO! 00:00:49.015 --> 00:00:49.816 line:10% position:30% size:40% FORGET IT. PASS. 00:00:49.883 --> 00:00:50.917 line:10% position:38% size:55% >> YOU SHALL NOT PASS. 00:00:50.984 --> 00:00:51.684 line:10% position:28% size:33% >> YES, PASS! 00:00:51.751 --> 00:00:52.285 line:10% position:18% size:13% PASS! 00:00:52.352 --> 00:00:53.219 line:10% position:38% size:55% >> YOU SHALL NOT PASS. 00:00:53.286 --> 00:00:54.120 line:10% position:33% size:43% >> PASS, DAMN IT! 00:00:54.187 --> 00:00:58.391 line:10% position:38% size:55% >> YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 00:00:58.458 --> 00:01:00.193 line:10% position:45% size:70% [ LAUGHS ] I'M JUST KIDDING. 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:01.995 line:10% position:48% size:73% I'M AN ALL-SEEING WIZARD, AND 00:01:02.061 --> 00:01:03.363 line:10% position:38% size:55% THE WORD IS "TOASTER." 00:01:03.430 --> 00:01:05.298 line:10% position:45% size:68% [ DING! DING! DING! DING! ] 00:01:06.733 --> 00:01:09.102 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> [ Weakly ] I LOVE YOU ALL SO 00:01:09.169 --> 00:01:09.936 line:85% position:18% size:13% MUCH. 00:01:10.003 --> 00:01:11.671 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> GRANDMA, DON'T GO! 00:01:11.738 --> 00:01:13.139 line:85% position:33% size:43% IT'S OKAY, CHILD. 00:01:13.206 --> 00:01:16.209 line:85% position:40% size:60% I'M GONNA BE WITH JESUS. 00:01:16.276 --> 00:01:17.911 line:85% position:33% size:43% I'M COMIN', LORD. 00:01:17.977 --> 00:01:18.645 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ SHOUTS ] 00:01:18.711 --> 00:01:19.245 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:01:19.312 --> 00:01:20.180 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN! 00:01:20.246 --> 00:01:21.080 line:85% position:30% size:40% WHAT'S THE DEAL? 00:01:21.147 --> 00:01:21.815 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHAT? 00:01:21.881 --> 00:01:23.116 line:85% position:48% size:73% JUST DOIN' THE OLD JOBBARINO. 00:01:23.183 --> 00:01:24.617 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> SHE WAS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN 00:01:24.684 --> 00:01:25.285 line:85% position:25% size:28% PEACEFULLY! 00:01:25.351 --> 00:01:26.119 line:85% position:30% size:38% AND YOU JUST -- 00:01:26.186 --> 00:01:27.520 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> REAPED THE [BLEEP] OUT OF 00:01:27.587 --> 00:01:27.921 line:85% position:15% size:10% HER! 00:01:27.987 --> 00:01:29.422 line:85% position:25% size:30% YEAH, BUDDY! 00:01:29.489 --> 00:01:30.089 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> DAD! 00:01:30.156 --> 00:01:31.257 line:85% position:43% size:65% WHY DO WE EVEN NEED A GRIM 00:01:31.324 --> 00:01:31.858 line:85% position:20% size:18% REAPER? 00:01:31.925 --> 00:01:32.892 line:85% position:38% size:55% HE'S NOT IN THE BIBLE! 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:33.660 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> YES, I AM. 00:01:33.726 --> 00:01:34.360 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> UH, NO. 00:01:34.427 --> 00:01:35.695 line:85% position:45% size:70% THERE'S A PERSONIFICATION OF 00:01:35.762 --> 00:01:37.230 line:85% position:50% size:78% DEATH IN THE BIBLE, BUT HE SURE 00:01:37.297 --> 00:01:38.731 line:85% position:48% size:75% DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME [BLEEP] 00:01:38.798 --> 00:01:39.699 line:85% position:33% size:45% CARTOON CHARACTER. 00:01:39.766 --> 00:01:41.534 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WELL, I SUPPOSE JESUS HAS A 00:01:41.601 --> 00:01:42.202 line:85% position:18% size:15% POINT. 00:01:42.268 --> 00:01:43.703 line:85% position:43% size:65% GLADYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:45.405 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> OH, IT IS NOT MY PLACE TO 00:01:45.472 --> 00:01:46.306 line:85% position:25% size:30% JUDGE, LORD. 00:01:46.372 --> 00:01:48.007 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> OH, STOP FRONTING, GLADYS! 00:01:48.074 --> 00:01:49.309 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> NOW, NOW, GLADYS. 00:01:49.375 --> 00:01:51.044 line:85% position:45% size:70% THIS IS NO TIME FOR MODESTY. 00:01:51.110 --> 00:01:52.712 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> I KIND OF THINK DYING IS 00:01:52.779 --> 00:01:54.414 line:85% position:45% size:70% SCARY ENOUGH WITHOUT A ROBED 00:01:54.481 --> 00:01:56.182 line:85% position:48% size:73% SKELETON WITH A KNIFE POPPING 00:01:56.249 --> 00:01:57.016 line:85% position:25% size:28% OUT AT YOU. 00:01:57.083 --> 00:01:57.951 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> THANK YOU! 00:01:58.017 --> 00:01:58.685 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> FINE. 00:01:58.751 --> 00:02:00.453 line:85% position:48% size:75% I'M NOT STICKING AROUND IF I'M 00:02:00.520 --> 00:02:01.287 line:85% position:25% size:28% NOT WANTED. 00:02:01.354 --> 00:02:02.755 line:85% position:45% size:70% BUT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO 00:02:02.822 --> 00:02:03.289 line:85% position:15% size:10% SAY. 00:02:03.356 --> 00:02:04.157 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ SHOUTS ] HA HA! 00:02:04.224 --> 00:02:05.325 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 00:02:05.391 --> 00:02:06.025 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> DID IT. 00:02:06.092 --> 00:02:07.460 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> YOU CAN'T DIE IN HEAVEN! 00:02:07.527 --> 00:02:08.294 line:85% position:28% size:35% DAD, TELL HIM! 00:02:08.361 --> 00:02:09.696 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN. 00:02:09.762 --> 00:02:11.231 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU SEE, IF YOU DIE IN HEAVEN, 00:02:11.297 --> 00:02:13.433 line:85% position:40% size:60% YOU GO TO...SUPERHEAVEN. 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:14.501 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> WHAT?! 00:02:14.567 --> 00:02:17.904 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> SUPERHEAVEN IS AWESOME! 00:02:17.971 --> 00:02:19.839 line:85% position:18% size:13% WHOO! 00:02:19.906 --> 00:02:21.441 line:85% position:23% size:23% WHOO-HOO! 00:02:21.508 --> 00:02:23.576 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BABY, 00:02:23.643 --> 00:02:24.444 line:85% position:23% size:23% PRECIOUS? 00:02:24.511 --> 00:02:25.778 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> I ATE MY BABY. 00:02:25.845 --> 00:02:28.448 line:85% position:35% size:50% I ATE ALL MY BABIES! 00:02:28.515 --> 00:02:30.617 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ ROARING ] 00:02:30.683 --> 00:02:33.786 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> NO! 00:02:33.853 --> 00:02:35.455 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> [ ROARING CONTINUES ] 00:02:35.522 --> 00:02:37.524 line:85% position:20% size:18% BABIES! 00:02:37.590 --> 00:02:40.827 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ ROARING CONTINUES ] 00:02:40.894 --> 00:02:44.430 line:85% position:20% size:20% NO ARMY! 00:02:44.497 --> 00:02:46.432 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ ROARING CONTINUES ] 00:02:46.499 --> 00:02:49.836 line:85% position:35% size:48% WHERE'S MY BABIES?! 00:02:52.605 --> 00:02:53.806 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> YEP, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH 00:02:53.873 --> 00:02:54.440 line:85% position:25% size:28% "PRECIOUS." 00:02:54.507 --> 00:02:55.708 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> WOW, THAT DOESN'T SOUND 00:02:55.775 --> 00:02:56.743 line:85% position:35% size:50% OSCAR-WORTHY AT ALL. 00:02:56.809 --> 00:02:57.677 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> THAT'S HOW I FELT! 00:02:57.744 --> 00:02:58.678 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO RENT 00:02:58.745 --> 00:02:59.746 line:85% position:15% size:8% IT. 00:02:59.812 --> 00:03:01.047 line:10% position:23% size:25% >> MENTOS! 00:03:01.114 --> 00:03:02.782 line:10% position:30% size:38% THE FRESHMAKER! 00:03:02.849 --> 00:03:04.017 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> OKAY, YOU BOYS GO PLAY 00:03:04.083 --> 00:03:05.518 line:85% position:50% size:80% COWBOYS AND INDIANS, AND I'LL BE 00:03:05.585 --> 00:03:06.185 line:85% position:25% size:28% RIGHT BACK. 00:03:06.252 --> 00:03:08.655 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> OKAY, MOM! 00:03:08.721 --> 00:03:10.723 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ GRUNTS ] 00:03:10.790 --> 00:03:12.759 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ GASPING ] 00:03:12.825 --> 00:03:14.360 line:85% position:30% size:38% DON'T FIGHT IT. 00:03:14.427 --> 00:03:15.962 line:85% position:30% size:38% DON'T FIGHT IT. 00:03:16.029 --> 00:03:18.031 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> [ Straining ] WHY? 00:03:18.097 --> 00:03:23.236 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH. 00:03:23.303 --> 00:03:24.370 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> WELL, COME ON. 00:03:24.437 --> 00:03:26.105 line:85% position:43% size:65% LET'S GET HIM IN THE OVEN. 00:03:26.172 --> 00:03:27.040 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> HONEY, SLOW DOWN. 00:03:27.106 --> 00:03:27.907 line:85% position:33% size:45% SLOW DOWN, PLEASE. 00:03:27.974 --> 00:03:28.908 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> NO, I GOTTA GO FAST! 00:03:28.975 --> 00:03:29.609 line:85% position:28% size:35% GOTTA GO FAST! 00:03:29.676 --> 00:03:30.810 line:85% position:45% size:68% ON THE WAY THERE, DRILLING, 00:03:30.877 --> 00:03:31.678 line:85% position:35% size:48% DRILLING, DRILLING. 00:03:31.744 --> 00:03:32.845 line:85% position:43% size:65% OH, GOSH! IT'S COMING OUT! 00:03:32.912 --> 00:03:33.613 line:85% position:30% size:40% IT'S COMING OUT! 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:34.380 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> NO, DON'T -- 00:03:34.447 --> 00:03:35.715 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> IT'S COMING OUT ALL OVER THE 00:03:35.782 --> 00:03:36.449 line:85% position:18% size:15% PLACE! 00:03:36.516 --> 00:03:37.383 line:85% position:48% size:73% UGH, AND IT JUST KEEPS COMING 00:03:37.450 --> 00:03:38.084 line:85% position:15% size:10% OUT! 00:03:38.151 --> 00:03:38.918 line:85% position:45% size:68% I CAN'T -- I CAN'T STOP IT! 00:03:38.985 --> 00:03:39.552 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OH, DEAR! 00:03:39.619 --> 00:03:40.420 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I WENT TOO FAST! 00:03:40.486 --> 00:03:41.621 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> TONY, IT'S NOT STOPPING! 00:03:41.688 --> 00:03:42.889 line:85% position:48% size:73% DON'T GET IT ON THAT SEAGULL! 00:03:42.956 --> 00:03:46.426 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ SEAGULLS CRYING ] 00:03:46.492 --> 00:03:49.729 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> MY NAME IS DORA THE EXPLORER. 00:03:49.796 --> 00:03:52.031 line:85% position:45% size:68% AND I FEAR THIS MOUNTAIN... 00:03:52.098 --> 00:03:54.567 line:85% position:33% size:43% WILL BE MY GRAVE. 00:03:54.634 --> 00:03:55.535 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> A SNOWMAN! 00:03:55.602 --> 00:03:56.603 line:85% position:30% size:38% I LOVE SNOWMEN! 00:03:56.669 --> 00:03:58.471 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DON'T 00:03:58.538 --> 00:03:59.372 line:85% position:25% size:30% LOVE, BOOTS? 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:00.540 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> TELL HER, MAN. 00:04:00.607 --> 00:04:02.342 line:85% position:45% size:70% TELL HER HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE 00:04:02.408 --> 00:04:04.143 line:85% position:45% size:70% JAVIER BARDEM IN "NO COUNTRY 00:04:04.210 --> 00:04:05.178 line:85% position:28% size:33% FOR OLD MEN." 00:04:05.244 --> 00:04:06.913 line:85% position:45% size:68% THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BOOTS. 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:08.047 line:85% position:30% size:38% DON'T PUSS OUT. 00:04:08.114 --> 00:04:08.581 line:85% position:18% size:13% NOPE! 00:04:08.648 --> 00:04:13.152 line:85% position:23% size:25% YOU PUSSY. 00:04:13.219 --> 00:04:14.921 line:85% position:40% size:60% [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:04:14.988 --> 00:04:16.389 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> SWIPER, NO SWIPING! 00:04:16.456 --> 00:04:17.657 line:85% position:35% size:48% SWIPER, NO SWIPING! 00:04:17.724 --> 00:04:18.958 line:85% position:35% size:48% SWIPER, NO SWIPING! 00:04:19.025 --> 00:04:22.061 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> B-BUT, DORA, I'M DYING! 00:04:22.128 --> 00:04:24.864 line:85% position:38% size:55% I HAVE SEVERE ALTITUDE 00:04:24.931 --> 00:04:26.332 line:85% position:23% size:23% SICKNESS! 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:27.734 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> SEE THIS FACE? 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:29.135 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> Y-YES? 00:04:29.202 --> 00:04:30.503 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THIS IS MY "NOT GIVING A 00:04:30.570 --> 00:04:35.875 line:85% position:28% size:35% [BLEEP]" FACE. 00:04:35.942 --> 00:04:37.810 line:85% position:38% size:55% WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO? 00:04:37.877 --> 00:04:38.611 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ CLICKS, DINGS ] 00:04:38.678 --> 00:04:39.312 line:85% position:18% size:15% RIGHT! 00:04:39.379 --> 00:04:40.346 line:85% position:25% size:30% GOOD CHOICE! 00:04:40.413 --> 00:04:41.714 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ DISSONANT BEEP ] 00:04:41.781 --> 00:04:42.548 line:85% position:20% size:20% HUH? NO. 00:04:42.615 --> 00:04:44.651 line:85% position:48% size:73% I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID THIS 00:04:44.717 --> 00:04:45.218 line:85% position:15% size:10% WAY. 00:04:45.284 --> 00:04:46.185 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ DISSONANT BEEP ] 00:04:46.252 --> 00:04:47.020 line:85% position:30% size:38% OH, YOU DIDN'T? 00:04:47.086 --> 00:04:47.987 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ DISSONANT BEEP ] 00:04:48.054 --> 00:04:49.255 line:85% position:40% size:60% WELL, MAYBE IN JUST THIS 00:04:49.322 --> 00:04:50.623 line:85% position:45% size:68% ONE INSTANCE I COULD IGNORE 00:04:50.690 --> 00:04:51.324 line:85% position:25% size:30% YOUR ADVICE? 00:04:51.391 --> 00:04:52.358 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ DISSONANT BEEP ] 00:04:52.425 --> 00:04:54.927 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> FINE! 00:04:54.994 --> 00:04:56.062 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ PANTING ] 00:04:56.129 --> 00:04:58.498 line:85% position:48% size:75% HERE'S ANOTHER CHOICE FOR YOU. 00:04:58.564 --> 00:05:00.900 line:85% position:35% size:48% GUESS WHICH FINGER. 00:05:00.967 --> 00:05:02.368 line:85% position:50% size:78% I HOPE YOU GUESSED THE ONE THAT 00:05:02.435 --> 00:05:06.439 line:85% position:33% size:45% MEANS [BLEEP] YOU! 00:05:06.506 --> 00:05:08.274 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> DORA! BOOTS! 00:05:08.341 --> 00:05:09.442 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> DIEGO! 00:05:09.509 --> 00:05:10.677 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I'M COMING, TOO! 00:05:10.743 --> 00:05:11.511 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ CRACK ] 00:05:11.577 --> 00:05:13.212 line:85% position:30% size:40% W-WHAT WAS THAT? 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:14.113 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ CRACKING ] 00:05:14.180 --> 00:05:14.881 line:85% position:18% size:13% DORA! 00:05:14.947 --> 00:05:16.816 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WHERE IS YOUR SAFETY HARNESS? 00:05:16.883 --> 00:05:18.317 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> PAYBACK'S A BITCH. 00:05:18.384 --> 00:05:19.052 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> HELP! 00:05:19.118 --> 00:05:20.553 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> I'M COMING, DIEGO! 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:21.788 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ BIRD SCREECHES ] 00:05:21.854 --> 00:05:23.856 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I RESCUED SOME CONDORS ONCE! 00:05:23.923 --> 00:05:25.625 line:85% position:43% size:65% ARE YOU HERE TO RETURN THE 00:05:25.692 --> 00:05:26.426 line:85% position:23% size:23% FAV-- OW! 00:05:26.492 --> 00:05:28.327 line:85% position:45% size:70% WHY DIDN'T WE LEARN FROM THE 00:05:28.394 --> 00:05:29.562 line:85% position:33% size:43% CROCODILE HUNTER? 00:05:29.629 --> 00:05:31.864 line:85% position:18% size:15% DORA?! 00:05:31.931 --> 00:05:34.967 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> AAH, I CAN'T...HANG...ON! 00:05:35.034 --> 00:05:37.003 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> IT'S OKAY, DORA. 00:05:37.070 --> 00:05:39.572 line:85% position:50% size:78% IT'S TIME FOR ME TO "GO, DIEGO, 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:40.707 line:85% position:18% size:15% GO..." 00:05:40.773 --> 00:05:41.774 line:85% position:23% size:25% TO HEAVEN! 00:05:41.841 --> 00:05:45.978 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> DIEGOOOOOOOOOO! 00:05:46.045 --> 00:05:47.413 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ PANTS ] 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:48.214 line:85% position:23% size:25% WE DID IT! 00:05:48.281 --> 00:05:49.949 line:85% position:43% size:65% [ BAND PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE ] 00:05:50.016 --> 00:05:51.384 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ MUSIC STOPS ] 00:05:51.451 --> 00:05:52.285 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ GASPS ] 00:05:52.351 --> 00:05:53.453 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I'M AN EXPLORER. 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:57.323 line:85% position:28% size:33% FOOD IS FOOD. 00:05:57.390 --> 00:06:00.760 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> [ Trembling ] HELP...ME. 00:06:00.827 --> 00:06:02.729 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> Got you something. 00:06:02.795 --> 00:06:04.397 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ GUN CLICKS ] 00:06:04.464 --> 00:06:05.431 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ GUN CLICKS ] 00:06:05.498 --> 00:06:12.905 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> YOU BITCH. 00:06:12.972 --> 00:06:14.507 line:85% position:40% size:60% [ Trembling ] REAPER, NO 00:06:14.574 --> 00:06:15.308 line:85% position:20% size:20% REAPING. 00:06:15.374 --> 00:06:16.843 line:85% position:35% size:48% REAPER, NO REAPING. 00:06:16.909 --> 00:06:17.710 line:85% position:28% size:33% REAPER, NO -- 00:06:17.777 --> 00:06:20.713 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> [ SHOUTS, CHUCKLES ] 00:06:20.780 --> 00:06:21.914 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 00:06:21.981 --> 00:06:23.449 line:85% position:50% size:78% WELL, MR. FASOLO, IT LOOKS LIKE 00:06:23.516 --> 00:06:27.520 line:85% position:50% size:80% YOU'VE DEVELOPED A KIDNEY STONE. 00:06:27.587 --> 00:06:31.257 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 00:06:31.324 --> 00:06:33.126 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> BRUCE WILLIS STARRED IN 00:06:33.192 --> 00:06:34.627 line:85% position:35% size:50% "THE FIFTH ELEMENT." 00:06:34.694 --> 00:06:35.995 line:85% position:33% size:45% THEN HE STARRED IN 00:06:36.062 --> 00:06:37.363 line:85% position:33% size:45% "THE SIXTH SENSE." 00:06:37.430 --> 00:06:39.532 line:85% position:50% size:78% NOW HE'S PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES 00:06:39.599 --> 00:06:40.867 line:85% position:33% size:43% ONE STEP FURTHER. 00:06:40.933 --> 00:06:42.235 line:85% position:33% size:45% BRUCE WILLIS IN... 00:06:42.301 --> 00:06:43.703 line:85% position:35% size:50% "THE SEVENTH VOWEL." 00:06:43.770 --> 00:06:45.905 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> EVERYONE KNOWS "A," "E," "I," 00:06:45.972 --> 00:06:48.107 line:85% position:50% size:80% "O," "U," AND SOMETIMES "Y," BUT 00:06:48.174 --> 00:06:53.179 line:85% position:50% size:80% THERE'S ANOTHER VOWEL OUT THERE. 00:06:53.246 --> 00:06:57.717 line:85% position:25% size:30% IT'S UGHHRT. 00:06:57.784 --> 00:06:58.885 line:85% position:20% size:18% UGHHRT. 00:06:58.951 --> 00:07:00.153 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UHRT. 00:07:00.219 --> 00:07:01.621 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> UGHHRT. 00:07:01.687 --> 00:07:02.989 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> UHRGZ? 00:07:03.055 --> 00:07:08.461 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> UGHHRT. 00:07:08.528 --> 00:07:11.430 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> WUGHRNT. 00:07:11.497 --> 00:07:13.499 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHER UGHHRT! 00:07:13.566 --> 00:07:14.834 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> COMING THIS SUMMER TO A 00:07:14.901 --> 00:07:16.969 line:85% position:38% size:53% THEATER NEAR URGHHRT. 00:07:17.036 --> 00:07:19.338 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ FLYING CAR, FLYING CAR ♪ 00:07:19.405 --> 00:07:20.406 line:85% position:38% size:55% ♪ LOVE CRUISIN' 'ROUND 00:07:20.473 --> 00:07:21.440 line:85% position:33% size:45% IN MY FLYIN' CAR ♪ 00:07:21.507 --> 00:07:22.942 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> UGH, HERMAN, YOU HAVE LESS 00:07:23.009 --> 00:07:23.776 line:85% position:28% size:35% THAN 1/4 TANK. 00:07:23.843 --> 00:07:25.178 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I'LL DRIVE ON THE REGULAR 00:07:25.244 --> 00:07:26.612 line:85% position:48% size:73% ROAD WHEN IT'S 1/8 OF A TANK. 00:07:26.679 --> 00:07:28.147 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT RISK. 00:07:28.214 --> 00:07:31.350 line:85% position:50% size:78% THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CAR! 00:07:31.417 --> 00:07:32.819 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ FLYING CAR, FLYING CAR ♪ 00:07:32.885 --> 00:07:34.387 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ BITCH MUST HAVE FORGOT WHO 00:07:34.453 --> 00:07:35.922 line:85% position:43% size:65% PAID FOR THIS FLYING CAR ♪ 00:07:35.988 --> 00:07:37.390 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> I CAN HEAR YOU. 00:07:37.456 --> 00:07:39.725 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> EAT, AND YOU WILL BE AS GOD 00:07:39.792 --> 00:07:41.761 line:85% position:45% size:70% IS -- KNOWING GOOD AND EVIL. 00:07:41.828 --> 00:07:43.496 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 00:07:43.563 --> 00:07:44.831 line:85% position:30% size:38% I DON'T KNOW... 00:07:44.897 --> 00:07:46.432 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> JUST DO IT, YOU PUSSY. 00:07:46.499 --> 00:07:48.568 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> [ CHOMPING ] 00:07:48.634 --> 00:07:49.969 line:85% position:25% size:28% OH, MY GOD. 00:07:50.036 --> 00:07:51.437 line:85% position:28% size:35% WE'RE...NAKED! 00:07:51.504 --> 00:07:53.806 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YES, YOUR NAKEDNESS IS 00:07:53.873 --> 00:07:54.874 line:85% position:23% size:23% SHAMEFUL! 00:07:54.941 --> 00:07:56.609 line:85% position:33% size:43% COVER YOURSELVES! 00:07:56.676 --> 00:07:57.643 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> I'M SORRY. 00:07:57.710 --> 00:07:59.145 line:85% position:38% size:53% WE -- WE DIDN'T KNOW! 00:07:59.212 --> 00:08:01.080 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> NOW YOU SEE THE WORLD AS I 00:08:01.147 --> 00:08:01.848 line:85% position:15% size:8% DO! 00:08:01.914 --> 00:08:03.349 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> WAIT, YOU KNEW WE WERE NAKED 00:08:03.416 --> 00:08:05.117 line:85% position:48% size:75% THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T SAY 00:08:05.184 --> 00:08:05.885 line:85% position:23% size:23% ANYTHING? 00:08:05.952 --> 00:08:07.653 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WELL, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:08.254 line:85% position:18% size:13% KNOW! 00:08:08.321 --> 00:08:09.455 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> YEAH, WE GET THAT. 00:08:09.522 --> 00:08:10.556 line:85% position:33% size:43% BUT YOU DID KNOW. 00:08:10.623 --> 00:08:12.325 line:85% position:50% size:78% MY [BLEEP] JUST SWINGING ON OUT 00:08:12.391 --> 00:08:12.959 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERE! 00:08:13.025 --> 00:08:14.293 line:85% position:40% size:60% THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP. 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:15.394 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> LET'S MOVE ON. 00:08:15.461 --> 00:08:16.429 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> COME ON, GOD! 00:08:16.495 --> 00:08:18.130 line:85% position:48% size:73% WE HAD A CONVERSATION WHILE I 00:08:18.197 --> 00:08:19.498 line:85% position:38% size:55% WAS JOGGING YESTERDAY. 00:08:19.565 --> 00:08:21.100 line:85% position:45% size:68% THESE THINGS MUST HAVE BEEN 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:22.268 line:85% position:33% size:45% FLYING EVERYWHERE. 00:08:22.335 --> 00:08:24.003 line:85% position:48% size:75% NO WONDER YOU WERE DISTRACTED. 00:08:24.070 --> 00:08:25.705 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> WELL, I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS 00:08:25.771 --> 00:08:26.439 line:85% position:18% size:13% WAYS. 00:08:26.505 --> 00:08:27.974 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> HEY, GOD, WERE YOU CHECKING 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:29.175 line:85% position:35% size:48% OUT MY GIRL'S TITS? 00:08:29.242 --> 00:08:29.742 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UH... 00:08:29.809 --> 00:08:30.643 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 00:08:30.710 --> 00:08:32.078 line:85% position:50% size:78% GET OUT! GET OUT OF THE GARDEN. 00:08:32.144 --> 00:08:33.012 line:85% position:35% size:48% YOU'RE BOTH BANNED. 00:08:33.079 --> 00:08:34.714 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> YEAH, WE BUSTED HIM. 00:08:34.780 --> 00:08:36.816 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YEAH, YOU ENJOY CHILDBIRTH, 00:08:36.883 --> 00:08:38.184 line:85% position:18% size:15% BITCH! 00:08:38.251 --> 00:08:38.918 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> OKAY, SIR. 00:08:38.985 --> 00:08:40.052 line:85% position:48% size:75% JUST SIT BACK, CROSS YOUR ARMS 00:08:40.119 --> 00:08:41.220 line:85% position:48% size:73% OVER YOUR CHEST, AND WAIT FOR 00:08:41.287 --> 00:08:41.954 line:85% position:23% size:25% THE WATER. 00:08:42.021 --> 00:08:46.893 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO, STUPID! 00:08:46.959 --> 00:08:47.760 line:85% position:25% size:30% OW! OH, GOD! 00:08:47.827 --> 00:08:49.128 line:85% position:38% size:55% WHY IS THERE NO WATER! 00:08:49.195 --> 00:08:50.830 line:85% position:15% size:8% OW! 00:08:50.897 --> 00:08:51.731 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> WHO'S NEXT?! 00:08:51.797 --> 00:08:52.565 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> SHHH! 00:08:52.632 --> 00:08:54.767 line:85% position:48% size:73% WARNAH BWOATHAS STANDARDS AND 00:08:54.834 --> 00:08:57.003 line:85% position:48% size:75% PWACTICES SAYS I'M NOT AWOWWED 00:08:57.069 --> 00:08:58.704 line:85% position:38% size:53% TO USE A GUN ANYMORE. 00:08:58.771 --> 00:09:00.373 line:85% position:38% size:53% THAT'S MY WIVEWIHOOD. 00:09:00.439 --> 00:09:02.008 line:85% position:30% size:38% I'LL SHOW THEM. 00:09:02.074 --> 00:09:03.910 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ LAUGHING ] 00:09:03.976 --> 00:09:05.711 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SOBBING ] 00:09:05.778 --> 00:09:08.915 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> YOU SHALL NOT PA-- 00:09:08.981 --> 00:09:11.417 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ HORN BLARES ] 00:09:11.484 --> 00:09:13.819 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:09:13.886 --> 00:09:15.855 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ AH-WOOGAH! ] 00:09:15.922 --> 00:09:19.125 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ AH-WOOGAH! ] 00:09:19.191 --> 00:09:21.627 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ CIRCUS MUSIC SLOWS ] 00:09:21.694 --> 00:09:23.562 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ CHILDREN SCREAMING ] 00:09:36.042 --> 00:09:37.910 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ TRUCK HORN BLARES ] 00:10:09.241 --> 00:10:11.110 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ HORN BLARES ] 00:10:16.816 --> 00:10:18.684 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ GIGGLES ] 00:10:22.888 --> 00:10:24.757 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SOBBING ] 00:10:29.595 --> 00:10:30.162 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHEW! 00:10:30.229 --> 00:10:31.630 line:85% position:43% size:63% NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS. 00:10:31.697 --> 00:10:33.232 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ HORN HONKS ] 00:10:37.703 --> 00:10:39.438 line:85% position:45% size:70% I KNOW YOUR FATHER LOVED YOU 00:10:39.505 --> 00:10:40.272 line:85% position:23% size:25% VERY MUCH. 00:10:40.339 --> 00:10:41.240 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ CRYING ] 00:10:41.307 --> 00:10:42.508 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ WATER SPLASHES ] 00:10:42.575 --> 00:10:44.443 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ GASPS ] 00:10:45.144 --> 00:10:46.312 line:10% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:46.379 --> 00:10:47.480 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:47.546 --> 00:10:48.948 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:49.015 --> 00:10:49.615 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:49.682 --> 00:10:50.750 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:50.816 --> 00:10:51.751 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:51.817 --> 00:10:53.252 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:53.319 --> 00:10:53.919 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:53.986 --> 00:10:54.987 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:55.054 --> 00:10:56.055 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:56.122 --> 00:10:57.590 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:57.656 --> 00:10:58.257 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:58.324 --> 00:11:00.192 line:10% position:28% size:35% BA-GAWK! BAWK.