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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> HYAH! HYAH!
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I, KRATOS, THE GOD OF WAR, FEED
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THE BLADES OF CHAOS WITH THE
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BLOOD ORBS OF YOUR SOULS!
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[ NEEDLE SCRATCHES ]
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>> QUICKLY, KRATOS, PLEASURE
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YOUR LOVERS AND RECEIVE A BOUNTY
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OF BLOOD ORBS.
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>> UH...ONE OF THEM'S A DUDE.
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>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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YOU'RE IN GREECE.
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>> I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH A
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DUDE!
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>> SURELY YOU WOULD AT LEAST
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LET HIM WATCH IF I OFFERED YOU
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1,000 BLOOD ORBS.
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>> THE BLADES OF CHAOS ARE
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THIRSTY.
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I COULD NOT TURN THAT DOWN.
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>> THEN LET'S MAKE IT 1,500 AND
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HE GETS TO PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS.
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
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>> WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED
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WHAT YOU ARE.
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NOW WE'RE JUST NEGOTIATING.
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>> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
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VERY SMUG AND DEMEANING.
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>> I'M JUST GONNA THROW THIS OUT
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THERE -- 2,000 BLOOD ORBS.
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ANYTHING GOES.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH, ARE YOU?
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>> ONLY AS LONG AS I NEED TO.
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>> EH, NAH.
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[ SPLASH! ]
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>> SWEETIE, I'M HOME.
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HONEY?
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SHARON, WHAT HAPPENED?
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[ CRACK! ]
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>> OH, GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE.
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>> WHO'S THERE?
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>> DON'T YOU KNOW?
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OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU
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WOULDN'T KNOW MY VOICE, WOULD
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YOU?
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'CAUSE YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD ME
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SCREAM.
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NOW YOU REMEMBER ME?
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NOT SO FAST!
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>> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
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WANT.
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>> WHAT I WANT?
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I WANT MY LIFE BACK, YOU SON OF
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A BITCH!
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NOW SIT DOWN.
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HAVE A BITE.
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>> I'M NOT -- I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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>> AND I'M NOT ASKING.
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THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> A NICE PIECE OF FISH?
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I GUESS I WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR
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YOU, WAS I?
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SO YOU TAKE AND YOU TAKE AND
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YOU TAKE AND YOU DON'T CARE WHO
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YOU HURT ALONG THE WAY.
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
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I DIED THAT DAY!
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>> BUT TH-TH-THAT WAS JUST
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THIS MORNING.
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>> TAKE A [BLEEP] BITE.
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MMM. GOOD, HUH?
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>> SHARON!
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>> AT LEAST THE SHARKS MAKE IT
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QUICK.
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YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM 'CAUSE YOU
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FEEL NO PAIN.
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BUT YOU -- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
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THE STONES TO FINISH WHAT YOU
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STARTED.
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>> THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
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[ ZAP! ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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OW! [BLEEP]
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>> HELLO!
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WELCOME TO MY PIPE STORE, SIR!
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>> HEY!
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YOU'RE THE WHITE RAP KID FROM
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90210!
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YOU'RE BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN,
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RIGHT?
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>> WELL, I USED TO BE AN ACTOR,
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BUT NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY TRUE
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LOVE -- PIPES!
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>> OH, YEAH!
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NOW THAT SIGN MAKES A LOT MORE
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SENSE!
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>> NOW, CAN I HELP YOU FIND A
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PIPE?
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>> HEY, SAY, DIDN'T YOU USED TO
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DATE MEGAN FOX?
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>> THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> I TOLD YOU, MAN -- PIPES ARE
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MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
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[ HORNS HONKING ]
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>> I NEED A BOX TO SHIP SOME
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ANTIQUES.
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>> I'M SURE I CAN HELP YOU WITH
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THAT.
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>> HEY, YOU'RE MEGAN FOX, THE
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ACTRESS.
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>> FORMER ACTRESS.
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BOXES ARE MY LIFE NOW.
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>> DIDN'T YOU USED TO DATE
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THAT, UH, AUSTIN GREENBRIAR OR
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WHOEVER?
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>> BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, YEAH.
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BUT THESE DAYS, BOXES ARE MY
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ONE TRUE LOVE.
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>> EXCUSE ME, MISS, DO YOU
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HAVE ANY BOXES THAT WOULD FIT...
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MY HEART?
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>> WELL, I KNOW WHEN I'M A THIRD
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WHEEL!
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>> YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME, YOU
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WERE RUNNING B.A.G. PIPES NEXT
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DOOR?
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>> YOU'RE THE OWNER OF
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FOX'S BOXES?
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>> I GUESS, THAT SOME THINGS ARE
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JUST MEANT TO BE.
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>> ♪ AND ALL THIS TIME, I NEVER
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SAW THE LIGHTHOUSE ON YOUR
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HEART ♪
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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>> AND TOGETHER, THEY FORMED THE
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MOST SUCCESSFUL PIPE-SHIPPING
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COMPANY IN THE UNITED STATES.
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YEAH, WELL, THAT ENDS THE
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46th AND FINAL SEASON OF
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"MASTERPIECE THEATRE."
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TOWARD THE END, I BECAME VERY
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CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THIS SHOW
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WAS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH, AND
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QUITE HONESTLY, PBS VIEWERS GREW
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OUTRAGED THEIR PLEDGE MONEY WAS
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FUNDING IT.
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO WITH
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MY CAREER IN THE MONTHS AND
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YEARS TO COME, BUT I CAN
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GUARANTEE YOU I WON'T BE
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BOOK-ENDING TALES ABOUT
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BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN RUNNING A
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[BLEEP] PIPE STORE.
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OH, DID I GO OFF-SCRIPT?
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DID I RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS TAKE,
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YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK?
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BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN CAN SWING
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FROM MY BALLS.
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GET A GOOD GRIP, BRIAN!
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YOU'VE DESTROYED
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"MASTERPIECE THEATRE"!
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YOU [BLEEP] DESTROYED IT!
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[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
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>> SO, UH, WE STILL HAVE A LOT
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OF THOSE TOTE BAGS LEFT.
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>> YOU KILLED ME, BILLY!
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>> ONE DAY, MY SON, ALL THIS
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WILL BELONG TO YOU!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT MUST BE A SIGN FROM THE GODS!
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THEY ARE SHOWING US FAVOR!
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OOH -- THAT'S A LITTLE WARM.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> FATHER!
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[ Crying ] WHY? WHY? WH-Y-Y-Y?!
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>> [ YAWNS ]
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>> HEY, CHECK IT OUT, BABY!
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YOU'VE GOT AN ADMIRER.
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>> OH, WOW [CHUCKLES] THAT'S
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GREAT.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GET OVER THERE AND TALK TO HER!
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>> HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED SHE LOOKS
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EXACTLY LIKE ME, BUT IN DRAG?
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>> SO?
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>> WHAT AM I, A [BLEEP]
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NARCISSIST?
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I NEED TO LOOK AT MYSELF WHILE
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I'M BUSTING A -- OH, GOD, SHE'S
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COMING OVER.
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>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
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I'M A HIDEOUS WOMAN!
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[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
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WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
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>> WELL, I GUESS THE
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DAILY PLANET'S A [BLEEP] iPad
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APP NOW.
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I'M OUT ON MY ASS 'CAUSE I NEVER
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LEARNED PHOTOSHOP.
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>> CLARK, YOU IDIOT!
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>> I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT LAYERS,
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LOIS -- SUE ME!
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>> NO!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME
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TO TiVo "TOP CHEF."
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>> OH, I GUESS I DIDN'T HEAR
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YOU.
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>> BUT YOU CAN HEAR A BOY
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SCOUT GETTING BAD-TOUCHED 600
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MILES AWAY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DO THAT THING WHERE YOU FLY
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AROUND THE EARTH REALLY FAST AND
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GO BACK IN TIME!
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>> OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA TRAVEL
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THROUGH TIME FOR "TOP CHEF."
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>> DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE,
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CLARK?!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> YOU KNOW, I LOVE THE SHOW,
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BUT I HATE TO COOK, WHICH IS SO
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WEIRD, RIGHT?
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>> THERE YOU ARE.
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>> CLARK?
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>> LOOK, IF I DON'T REMIND YOU
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TO TiVo "TOP CHEF," YOU'RE GOING
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TO FORGET --
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>> YOU REALLY THINK I'M STUPID,
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DON'T YOU?
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>> NO, NO, I -- CAN I GET A
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MOMENT PLEASE?
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LOOK, SWEETIE, YOU SENT ME BACK
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IN TIME TO REMIND YOU --
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>> WELL, YOU EMBARRASSED ME.
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GO BACK AND DO IT RIGHT!
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>> I REALLY SHOULDN'T --
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>> OH, RIGHT, SO YOU'LL GO BACK
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IN TIME FOR FUTURE LOIS BUT YOU
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WON'T DO IT FOR ME?
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>> [ SIGHS ] I WILL DO IT FOR
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YOU.
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[ CHUCKLES ] UP AND AWAY.
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>> LOIS, WAIT.
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WHERE ARE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?
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>> ARE YOU CHECKING UP ON ME?
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YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, CLARK!
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>> NO, NO, SWEETHEART, LOOK,
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YOU FORGOT TO TiVo "TOP CHEF,"
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SO I WENT BACK IN TIME AS A --
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>> OH, WELL, YOU'LL GO BACK IN
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TIME FOR SOME STUPID TV SHOW BUT
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NOT FOR ME?
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>> BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN --
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[ GROANS ] GIVE ME A SECOND.
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>> HEY!
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>> HEY!
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>> YOU'RE ME!
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, FROM THE
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FUTURE.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA TELL
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LOIS ABOUT "TOP CHEF."
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>> BUT SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT THE
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WRONG WAY AND HAVE A [BLEEP]
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FIT?
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I -- I ALREADY KNEW WHAT WAS
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GOING TO HAPPEN, DIDN'T I?
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>> Both: I'M IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL
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RELATIONSHIP.
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>> I JUST NEEDED TO TALK IT
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OUT...
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>> Both: WITH SOMEONE I TRUSTED.
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>> SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH!
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I AM AN ATTRACTIVE MAN.
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>> SO, YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
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THINKING?
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>> OH, GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
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>> UGH -- LIKE NAILS ON A
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CHALKBOARD.
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>> I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.
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>> Both: JINX!
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>> BUY ME A COKE!
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>> YOU BUY ME ONE!
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
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>> Both: JINX!
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BA-DA-BAP, BA-DA-BAP, SUPERMAN!
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>> HMPH.
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PLAY THE PIPE CONES.
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[ HIGH-PITCHED TONES PLAY ]
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[ DEEP TONES PLAY ]
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[ FAST DEEP TONES PLAY ]
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>> WELL, THAT'S A LOT BETTER
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THAN OUR SONG, STEVE.
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>> THEY'RE PLAYING A CRUNCHY
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TUNE!
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WE'RE GETTING EMBARRASSED OUT
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HERE!
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[ HIGH-PITCHED TONES PLAY ]
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[ DEEP-BASS TONES PLAY ]
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>> THEY'VE GOT A BACKBEAT!
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BRING IN THE SNARE!
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REPEAT -- BRING IN THE [BLEEP]
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SNARE!
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[ SNARE DRUM, TONES PLAY ]
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SING ME A HOOK!
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>> UM, UH --
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>> THAT'S AN ORDER!
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>> ♪ LOOKIN' AT A U.F.O. -- ♪
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>> YOU'RE A [BLEEP]
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EMBARRASSMENT!
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[ Rapping ] ♪ I WORK AT THE
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ARMY, AND I'M HERE TO SAY I LOVE
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UNCLE SAM IN A MAJOR WAY ♪
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[ HISSING ]
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>> [ Rapping ] ♪ COMIN' FROM THE
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STARS ABOVE WITH SOME SPACED-OUT
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ALIEN LOVE ♪
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♪ OPEN WIDE, HERE COMES OUR
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NUTS ♪
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YEAH, MOTHER [BLEEP]!
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DEVIL'S TOWER REMIX!
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>> [BLEEP] I'M GOING IN!
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> BREAK BEAT!
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>> I NEED BACK UP!
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>> [ Rapping ] ♪ ON YOUR KNEES,
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BEGGIN' PLEASE FOR ME TO
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DECREASE MY PACE ♪
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♪ BEFORE I BLAST AND LACE YOUR
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FACE WITH MY SUPERIOR BASS ♪
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♪ YOU'VE GOT NO LUCK ♪
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♪ SO SORRY, CHUCK ♪
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♪ TELL YOUR WHOLE WORLD TO
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BRACE, 'CAUSE ME AND MY
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INTERGALACTIC B-BOYS ARE GONNA
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NUT ON YOUR WHOLE RACE! ♪
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> WELL, NOT YOUR MUSIC, THAT'S
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FOR SURE.
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>> LOOK, WE ALL SAW WHAT JUST
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HAPPENED.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DICK
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ABOUT IT.
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.