WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:08.942 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:09.008 --> 00:00:10.877 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:18.051 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:19.886 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.405 --> 00:00:39.072 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> ON THREE! 00:00:39.139 --> 00:00:40.440 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WHATEVER -- JUST AIM FOR MY 00:00:40.507 --> 00:00:40.840 line:85% position:18% size:13% HEAD. 00:00:40.907 --> 00:00:41.508 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> ONE! TWO! 00:00:41.574 --> 00:00:43.109 line:85% position:40% size:60% WAIT, "AIM FOR MY HEAD"? 00:00:43.176 --> 00:00:44.577 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> JUST DO IT, ALREADY! 00:00:44.644 --> 00:00:47.213 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:48.515 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 00:00:48.581 --> 00:00:49.682 line:85% position:40% size:58% THAT'S BOTHERED TO ASK. 00:00:49.749 --> 00:00:52.018 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SOBBING ] 00:00:52.085 --> 00:00:53.253 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> ALL RIGHT, STUDENTS, SPELLS 00:00:53.319 --> 00:00:53.620 line:85% position:18% size:15% READY! 00:00:53.686 --> 00:00:54.187 line:85% position:18% size:15% BEGIN! 00:00:54.254 --> 00:00:55.255 line:85% position:28% size:33% MISS GRANGER. 00:00:55.321 --> 00:00:56.189 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> ORCHIDEOUS! 00:00:56.256 --> 00:00:57.190 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> MR. POTTER. 00:00:57.257 --> 00:00:58.425 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> ORCHIDEOUS! 00:00:58.491 --> 00:00:59.426 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> MR. LONGBOTTOM. 00:00:59.492 --> 00:01:01.361 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> ORC-- UH...ORC-- UH... 00:01:01.428 --> 00:01:04.264 line:85% position:28% size:35% ORC-HOO-DIOUS. 00:01:04.330 --> 00:01:04.964 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CHOMP! ] 00:01:05.031 --> 00:01:06.399 line:85% position:43% size:63% OH! OH, DEAR! OH, MY GOD! 00:01:06.466 --> 00:01:07.167 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> NEVILLE! 00:01:07.233 --> 00:01:07.867 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CHOMP! ] 00:01:07.934 --> 00:01:10.937 line:85% position:38% size:53% OH, MY GOD! OH, DEAR! 00:01:11.004 --> 00:01:12.038 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> [ SCREECHING ] 00:01:12.105 --> 00:01:12.872 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> WHAT HAPPENED? 00:01:12.939 --> 00:01:13.640 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> HIS SPELL! 00:01:13.706 --> 00:01:15.041 line:85% position:50% size:80% HE WAS ONLY OFF BY ONE SYLLABLE! 00:01:15.108 --> 00:01:15.742 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AH, YES. 00:01:15.809 --> 00:01:16.910 line:85% position:45% size:68% THE SPELLS "ORCHIDEOUS" AND 00:01:16.976 --> 00:01:18.311 line:85% position:50% size:78% "ORCHOODIOUS" ARE VERY SIMILAR. 00:01:18.378 --> 00:01:19.045 line:85% position:28% size:35% DO BE CAREFUL. 00:01:19.112 --> 00:01:20.246 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 00:01:20.313 --> 00:01:21.848 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> FINALLY, ADD TWO DROPS OF 00:01:21.915 --> 00:01:23.316 line:85% position:43% size:63% WOLFSBANE EXTRACT TO YOUR 00:01:23.383 --> 00:01:24.017 line:85% position:20% size:18% POTION. 00:01:24.083 --> 00:01:28.288 line:85% position:45% size:70% I HOPE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS. 00:01:28.354 --> 00:01:30.223 line:85% position:50% size:78% WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 00:01:30.290 --> 00:01:31.925 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> USUALLY WE DON'T START UNTIL 00:01:31.991 --> 00:01:32.959 line:85% position:33% size:43% YOU INSULT HARRY. 00:01:33.026 --> 00:01:34.260 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> AM I SO PREDICTABLE? 00:01:34.327 --> 00:01:34.961 line:85% position:23% size:25% VERY WELL. 00:01:35.028 --> 00:01:39.399 line:85% position:33% size:43% POTTER, YOU FOOL. 00:01:39.466 --> 00:01:41.334 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> WELL, BOTTOMS UP! 00:01:41.401 --> 00:01:42.068 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ GULP! ] 00:01:42.135 --> 00:01:43.603 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> RON, HOW MANY DROPS OF 00:01:43.670 --> 00:01:45.405 line:85% position:48% size:75% WOLFSBANE EXTRACT DID YOU USE? 00:01:45.472 --> 00:01:46.606 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> UH, LIKE THREE. 00:01:46.673 --> 00:01:50.577 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ SCREAMING ] 00:01:50.643 --> 00:01:51.611 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SPLAT! ] 00:01:51.678 --> 00:01:53.046 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> PROFESSOR SNAPE, WHAT 00:01:53.112 --> 00:01:53.746 line:85% position:23% size:23% HAPPENED? 00:01:53.813 --> 00:01:55.315 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> USED TOO MUCH WOLFSBANE 00:01:55.381 --> 00:01:56.549 line:85% position:35% size:50% EXTRACT, LOOKS LIKE. 00:01:56.616 --> 00:01:57.884 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> HE USED ONE EXTRA DROP! 00:01:57.951 --> 00:01:59.385 line:85% position:50% size:78% THAT MARGIN FOR ERROR IS PRETTY 00:01:59.452 --> 00:02:00.153 line:85% position:25% size:30% BLOODY SLIM! 00:02:00.220 --> 00:02:01.488 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> THIS SPELL WAS SUPPOSED 00:02:01.554 --> 00:02:02.722 line:85% position:40% size:60% TO CHANGE OUR EYE COLOR! 00:02:02.789 --> 00:02:04.123 line:85% position:45% size:68% WHY WOULD WE RISK EXPLODING 00:02:04.190 --> 00:02:05.592 line:85% position:48% size:73% SKULLS JUST TO CHANGE OUR EYE 00:02:05.658 --> 00:02:06.059 line:85% position:18% size:15% COLOR? 00:02:06.125 --> 00:02:07.660 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UH... 00:02:07.727 --> 00:02:09.229 line:85% position:33% size:43% POTTER, YOU FOOL. 00:02:09.295 --> 00:02:09.929 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 00:02:09.996 --> 00:02:11.331 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> WELL, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 00:02:11.397 --> 00:02:12.866 line:85% position:50% size:80% WE'RE TEACHING CHILDREN A DEADLY 00:02:12.932 --> 00:02:13.666 line:85% position:30% size:38% ART, AFTER ALL. 00:02:13.733 --> 00:02:15.101 line:85% position:48% size:75% IT'S LIKE TRYING TO TEACH CATS 00:02:15.168 --> 00:02:16.302 line:85% position:40% size:60% HOW TO DISARM LANDMINES. 00:02:16.369 --> 00:02:17.537 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> UH...WHERE ARE ALL THE 00:02:17.604 --> 00:02:19.506 line:85% position:23% size:23% STUDENTS? 00:02:19.572 --> 00:02:21.107 line:85% position:43% size:63% [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ] 00:02:21.174 --> 00:02:22.509 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ CAR ALARM BLARING ] 00:02:22.575 --> 00:02:23.843 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> HEY... WHERE'S HERMIONE? 00:02:23.910 --> 00:02:25.311 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> [ LAUGHS ] WE ALL CALLED HER 00:02:25.378 --> 00:02:26.479 line:85% position:35% size:48% A SLUT ON FACEBOOK! 00:02:26.546 --> 00:02:28.114 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> CHILDREN, I HAVE SOME SAD 00:02:28.181 --> 00:02:28.882 line:85% position:18% size:13% NEWS. 00:02:28.948 --> 00:02:31.284 line:85% position:50% size:80% HER-MY-ONE GRANGER HUNG HERSELF. 00:02:31.351 --> 00:02:32.619 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] 00:02:32.685 --> 00:02:35.054 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ ALL LAUGHING ] 00:02:35.121 --> 00:02:36.089 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> WHAT CAN I GET Y'ALL TO 00:02:36.155 --> 00:02:36.689 line:85% position:18% size:15% DRINK? 00:02:36.756 --> 00:02:37.323 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> I'LL HAVE A DASANI. 00:02:37.390 --> 00:02:38.424 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> FIJI FOR ME. 00:02:38.491 --> 00:02:39.893 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> ONE EVIAN, PLEASE. 00:02:39.959 --> 00:02:40.927 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I'LL TAKE A BEER AND THREE 00:02:40.994 --> 00:02:42.729 line:85% position:45% size:70% NEW [BLEEP] FRIENDS, PLEASE. 00:02:44.597 --> 00:02:45.198 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> OH, MY GOSH. 00:02:45.265 --> 00:02:46.699 line:85% position:38% size:53% THAT'S BETTY CROCKER! 00:02:48.568 --> 00:02:51.104 line:10% position:38% size:55% >> OH, HELLO, DARLING. 00:02:51.170 --> 00:02:52.472 line:10% position:43% size:65% >> HOW LONG YOU GONNA KEEP 00:02:52.539 --> 00:02:53.806 line:10% position:25% size:28% DUCKIN' ME? 00:02:53.873 --> 00:02:55.308 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> HOW LONG YOU GONNA KEEP 00:02:55.375 --> 00:02:57.043 line:85% position:48% size:75% CALLING THAT CHEESECAKE TASTY, 00:02:57.110 --> 00:02:57.710 line:85% position:23% size:23% SARA LEE? 00:02:57.777 --> 00:02:59.145 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR 00:02:59.212 --> 00:02:59.913 line:85% position:20% size:20% DESSERT. 00:02:59.979 --> 00:03:01.447 line:85% position:50% size:78% I GOT SOME PIPING-HOT BEATDOWNS 00:03:01.514 --> 00:03:03.016 line:85% position:40% size:58% TOPPED WITH A FRESH ASS 00:03:03.082 --> 00:03:03.783 line:85% position:23% size:23% WHOOPING! 00:03:03.850 --> 00:03:05.251 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> YOU FEELING HUNGRY? 00:03:05.318 --> 00:03:06.219 line:85% position:28% size:33% TAKE A TASTE. 00:03:06.286 --> 00:03:07.520 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> [BLEEP] A TASTE. 00:03:07.587 --> 00:03:09.889 line:85% position:38% size:53% I WANT THE WHOLE PIE! 00:03:09.956 --> 00:03:10.823 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ GROWLS ] 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:15.495 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YOUR HITS TASTE LIKE YOUR 00:03:15.562 --> 00:03:16.763 line:85% position:38% size:53% POUNDCAKE -- WEAK AND 00:03:16.829 --> 00:03:19.866 line:85% position:28% size:33% STORE-BOUGHT! 00:03:19.933 --> 00:03:21.601 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> OH, THIS CAKE HAS SOME 00:03:21.668 --> 00:03:22.302 line:85% position:20% size:18% LAYERS. 00:03:22.368 --> 00:03:25.338 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> BE SURE AND TRY THE CRUST! 00:03:25.405 --> 00:03:27.874 line:85% position:38% size:53% YOU LIKE THIS [BLEEP] 00:03:27.941 --> 00:03:29.309 line:85% position:28% size:35% 'CAUSE NOBODY! 00:03:29.375 --> 00:03:30.376 line:85% position:20% size:20% DOESN'T! 00:03:30.443 --> 00:03:30.944 line:85% position:18% size:13% LIKE! 00:03:31.010 --> 00:03:31.744 line:85% position:18% size:13% SARA! 00:03:31.811 --> 00:03:34.414 line:85% position:15% size:10% LEE! 00:03:34.480 --> 00:03:37.417 line:85% position:50% size:80% OOH, THIS THING'S SO SWEET, IT'S 00:03:37.483 --> 00:03:40.186 line:85% position:35% size:50% GOT TO BE FATTENING! 00:03:40.253 --> 00:03:41.321 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> [ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ] 00:03:41.387 --> 00:03:43.489 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WHAT WAS THAT, BLEEDY [BLEEP] 00:03:43.556 --> 00:03:45.558 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU AND BETTY CROCKER CAN... 00:03:45.625 --> 00:03:47.860 line:85% position:35% size:48% BAKE SOMEONE HAPPY! 00:03:47.927 --> 00:03:48.828 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ SCREAMS ] 00:03:48.895 --> 00:03:51.030 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> ♪ EVERYBODY LOVES HER ♪ 00:03:51.097 --> 00:03:53.166 line:85% position:25% size:30% ♪ SARA LEE ♪ 00:03:53.232 --> 00:03:55.201 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ PANTING ] 00:03:55.268 --> 00:03:57.270 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ CLINKING ] 00:03:57.337 --> 00:03:59.005 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> I'S IN TOWN, HONEY. 00:03:59.072 --> 00:04:01.207 line:85% position:48% size:75% NEXT TIME, YOU DANCE WITH YOUR 00:04:01.274 --> 00:04:03.910 line:85% position:30% size:40% OL' AUNT JEMIMA. 00:04:03.977 --> 00:04:05.078 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ LAUGHS ] 00:04:05.144 --> 00:04:08.214 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:04:08.281 --> 00:04:09.315 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO 00:04:09.382 --> 00:04:10.049 line:85% position:30% size:40% GET THAT FOR ME. 00:04:10.116 --> 00:04:11.117 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT 00:04:11.184 --> 00:04:11.818 line:85% position:20% size:20% USING -- 00:04:11.884 --> 00:04:12.585 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I'M NOT GETTING A [BLEEP] 00:04:12.652 --> 00:04:15.288 line:85% position:45% size:68% BOOMERANG, SO JUST DROP IT! 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:21.694 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> "YOU'RE TERMINATED." 00:04:21.761 --> 00:04:23.763 line:85% position:45% size:68% YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'LL SAY. 00:04:23.830 --> 00:04:24.464 line:85% position:18% size:15% WHAT?! 00:04:24.530 --> 00:04:27.066 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ CRUNCH! ] 00:04:27.133 --> 00:04:29.002 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ WHIRRING ] 00:04:36.309 --> 00:04:40.313 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:42.281 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WOW, LOOK AT THE GAMS ON HER! 00:04:42.348 --> 00:04:44.250 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A 00:04:44.317 --> 00:04:45.318 line:85% position:28% size:33% SET OF STEMS! 00:04:45.385 --> 00:04:47.153 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> HONEY, IF YOU'RE NOT A MODEL, 00:04:47.220 --> 00:04:50.690 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE! 00:04:50.757 --> 00:04:52.125 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> SHE'S GOT A LOOK, I'LL GIVE 00:04:52.191 --> 00:04:52.759 line:85% position:23% size:23% YOU THAT. 00:04:52.825 --> 00:04:56.896 line:85% position:40% size:58% BUT DOES SHE HAVE "IT"? 00:04:56.963 --> 00:04:58.831 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> OH, YOU'RE HIRED. 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:14.914 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ WHIRRING ] 00:05:14.981 --> 00:05:17.684 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YOU'RE TERMINATED [BLEEP] 00:05:17.750 --> 00:05:19.619 line:85% position:50% size:80% [ SIGHS ] THAT WAS UNDULY HARSH. 00:05:24.290 --> 00:05:27.827 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ SCREAMS ] 00:05:27.894 --> 00:05:29.328 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> OUR CLEANUP EFFORTS FROM THE 00:05:29.395 --> 00:05:30.863 line:85% position:50% size:80% OIL SPILL CONTINUE, BUT THE REAL 00:05:30.930 --> 00:05:32.198 line:85% position:45% size:68% PROBLEM IS CAPPING THIS OIL 00:05:32.265 --> 00:05:34.200 line:85% position:18% size:13% LEAK. 00:05:34.267 --> 00:05:35.435 line:85% position:40% size:58% NO, WAIT, SCRATCH THAT. 00:05:35.501 --> 00:05:36.803 line:85% position:45% size:70% THE REAL PROBLEM IS FIGURING 00:05:36.869 --> 00:05:38.304 line:85% position:50% size:78% OUT HOW TO SPEND THIS QUARTER'S 00:05:38.371 --> 00:05:38.871 line:85% position:20% size:20% PROFITS. 00:05:38.938 --> 00:05:39.739 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ ALL CHEERING ] 00:05:39.806 --> 00:05:40.273 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ BUZZER ] 00:05:40.339 --> 00:05:40.973 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> I'M SORRY, SIR! 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:41.941 line:85% position:45% size:68% I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT -- 00:05:42.008 --> 00:05:42.475 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> SHIRLEY? 00:05:42.542 --> 00:05:43.242 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> NEVER MIND, SIR. 00:05:43.309 --> 00:05:44.343 line:85% position:48% size:75% HE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY EASY TO 00:05:44.410 --> 00:05:45.111 line:85% position:18% size:13% STOP. 00:05:45.178 --> 00:05:45.812 line:85% position:50% size:78% I JUST TRIPPED HIM, AND I THINK 00:05:45.878 --> 00:05:46.713 line:85% position:40% size:58% HE TWISTED HIS ANKLE OR 00:05:46.779 --> 00:05:47.313 line:85% position:23% size:25% SOMETHING. 00:05:47.380 --> 00:05:48.081 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 00:05:48.147 --> 00:05:50.650 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> JUST FINE. HANG ON A SECOND. 00:05:50.717 --> 00:05:51.384 line:85% position:18% size:13% OKAY. 00:05:51.451 --> 00:05:52.585 line:85% position:48% size:73% AQUAMAN WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN 00:05:52.652 --> 00:05:53.319 line:85% position:25% size:30% APPOINTMENT. 00:05:53.386 --> 00:05:54.353 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> CHECK MY BOOK. 00:05:54.420 --> 00:05:55.354 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> CHECKING, SIR. 00:05:55.421 --> 00:05:56.055 line:85% position:18% size:13% OKAY. 00:05:56.122 --> 00:05:56.823 line:85% position:45% size:68% [ Muffled ] MR. AQUAMAN, IS 00:05:56.889 --> 00:05:57.990 line:85% position:50% size:80% TUESDAY AFTER 4:00 P.M. OKAY FOR 00:05:58.057 --> 00:05:58.658 line:85% position:23% size:25% YOU, OR -- 00:05:58.725 --> 00:05:59.459 line:85% position:43% size:65% [ Normal voice ] OH, DRAT. 00:05:59.525 --> 00:06:00.593 line:85% position:50% size:78% SORRY, SIR, THIS TIME HE REALLY 00:06:00.660 --> 00:06:02.862 line:85% position:30% size:40% DID GET PAST ME. 00:06:02.929 --> 00:06:04.764 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> AH, THE SUB-MARINER, I 00:06:04.831 --> 00:06:05.598 line:85% position:20% size:20% PRESUME? 00:06:05.665 --> 00:06:07.200 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME, YOU 00:06:07.266 --> 00:06:08.201 line:85% position:33% size:45% CORPORATE MONSTER! 00:06:08.267 --> 00:06:09.669 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOUR OIL SPILL IS KILLING THE 00:06:09.736 --> 00:06:11.003 line:85% position:43% size:65% SEA CREATURES I HOLD DEAR! 00:06:11.070 --> 00:06:11.904 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> ALL RIGHT. 00:06:11.971 --> 00:06:13.272 line:85% position:38% size:55% SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 00:06:13.339 --> 00:06:15.708 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> YOU CAN GO TO JAIL, YOU SCUM! 00:06:15.775 --> 00:06:17.510 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> WELL, THE FEDERAL COURTS 00:06:17.577 --> 00:06:19.512 line:85% position:48% size:75% ALREADY ASSESSED A FINE, WHICH 00:06:19.579 --> 00:06:21.047 line:85% position:20% size:20% WE PAID. 00:06:21.114 --> 00:06:23.149 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> YOU -- 00:06:23.216 --> 00:06:25.051 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU CAN GO TO JAIL ANYWAY! 00:06:25.118 --> 00:06:26.986 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> BUT THE CASE IS SETTLED. 00:06:27.053 --> 00:06:27.754 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OH. 00:06:27.820 --> 00:06:29.822 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> SO ARE YOU, UH, HERE TO KICK 00:06:29.889 --> 00:06:30.923 line:85% position:28% size:33% MY ASS OR...? 00:06:30.990 --> 00:06:32.091 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YES! 00:06:32.158 --> 00:06:32.759 line:85% position:18% size:15% MAYBE! 00:06:32.825 --> 00:06:34.460 line:85% position:40% size:58% WELL, PROBABLY NOT, NO. 00:06:34.527 --> 00:06:35.928 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> SO I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL, 00:06:35.995 --> 00:06:37.530 line:85% position:50% size:80% YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KICK MY ASS, 00:06:37.597 --> 00:06:38.998 line:85% position:45% size:70% AND I ALREADY PAID THE FINE. 00:06:39.065 --> 00:06:41.601 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> YOU KILLED A LOT OF SEA LIFE. 00:06:41.667 --> 00:06:43.369 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> I DID. I'M SORRY. 00:06:43.436 --> 00:06:46.105 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ TING! ] 00:06:46.172 --> 00:06:48.040 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROANS ] 00:06:53.513 --> 00:06:55.181 line:85% position:43% size:63% UM, GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY! 00:06:55.248 --> 00:06:57.416 line:85% position:45% size:70% THE OIL COMPANY PAID A FINE! 00:06:57.483 --> 00:06:58.417 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> TO WHO? 00:06:58.484 --> 00:07:00.887 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> UM...YOU WANT ME TO FIND OUT? 00:07:00.953 --> 00:07:02.388 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> OHH, CAN YOU MAYBE SUCK UP 00:07:02.455 --> 00:07:03.956 line:85% position:48% size:75% ALL THIS OIL SINCE YOU SUCK SO 00:07:04.023 --> 00:07:04.857 line:85% position:28% size:33% [BLEEP] HARD? 00:07:04.924 --> 00:07:06.392 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WAS THAT RHETORICAL OR DO YOU 00:07:06.459 --> 00:07:07.660 line:85% position:43% size:63% WANT ME TO -- OW! OW! OW! 00:07:07.727 --> 00:07:09.061 line:85% position:45% size:70% OH, MY GOSH! OW! THAT DOES-- 00:07:09.128 --> 00:07:09.662 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CRACK! ] 00:07:09.729 --> 00:07:10.129 line:85% position:20% size:18% OW! OW! 00:07:10.196 --> 00:07:10.863 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ Crying ] OW! 00:07:10.930 --> 00:07:12.031 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> GET READY FOR THE SWEET 00:07:12.098 --> 00:07:12.532 line:85% position:20% size:20% RELEASE! 00:07:12.598 --> 00:07:13.499 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SQUISH! ] 00:07:15.134 --> 00:07:16.269 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> ♪ SO YOU'RE DINING WITH A 00:07:16.335 --> 00:07:16.903 line:85% position:20% size:18% BEAST ♪ 00:07:16.969 --> 00:07:17.570 line:85% position:40% size:58% ♪ THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU 00:07:17.637 --> 00:07:18.404 line:85% position:33% size:43% SHOULDN'T FEAST ♪ 00:07:18.471 --> 00:07:19.205 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> ♪ LET US HANDLE 00:07:19.272 --> 00:07:20.072 line:85% position:28% size:35% RESERVATIONS ♪ 00:07:20.139 --> 00:07:20.973 line:85% position:40% size:60% ♪ GIVE YOUR TASTE BUDS A 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:21.641 line:85% position:25% size:28% SENSATION ♪ 00:07:21.707 --> 00:07:22.475 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> ♪ HAVE YOUR FILL, 00:07:22.542 --> 00:07:23.276 line:85% position:30% size:40% EAT MORE STILL ♪ 00:07:23.342 --> 00:07:24.343 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO SLOW 00:07:24.410 --> 00:07:25.144 line:85% position:25% size:28% YOUR PACE ♪ 00:07:25.211 --> 00:07:26.612 line:85% position:50% size:80% ♪ AFTER DINNER YOU'LL BE THINNER 00:07:26.679 --> 00:07:28.181 line:85% position:48% size:75% ONCE YOU SIT DOWN ON MY FACE ♪ 00:07:28.247 --> 00:07:29.115 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> ♪ SO HAVE SECONDS, 00:07:29.182 --> 00:07:29.916 line:85% position:25% size:28% EAT A LOT ♪ 00:07:29.982 --> 00:07:31.184 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> ♪ THEN COME MEET YOUR CHAMBER 00:07:31.250 --> 00:07:32.985 line:85% position:18% size:13% POT ♪ 00:07:33.052 --> 00:07:34.220 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> WE ARE TRYING TO SERVE 00:07:34.287 --> 00:07:34.720 line:85% position:20% size:18% DINNER! 00:07:34.787 --> 00:07:35.454 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHAT? 00:07:35.521 --> 00:07:36.689 line:85% position:48% size:75% DEFACCACHI DOESN'T GET TO SING 00:07:36.756 --> 00:07:37.223 line:85% position:18% size:15% ALONG? 00:07:37.290 --> 00:07:38.124 line:85% position:33% size:45% I'M A PERSON, TOO. 00:07:38.191 --> 00:07:39.592 line:85% position:48% size:73% DEFACCACHI DIDN'T ASK TO BE A 00:07:39.659 --> 00:07:40.359 line:85% position:25% size:30% CHAMBER POT. 00:07:40.426 --> 00:07:41.928 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> NONE OF US ASKED TO BE STUCK 00:07:41.994 --> 00:07:43.529 line:85% position:50% size:80% IN THE FORMS OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, 00:07:43.596 --> 00:07:45.131 line:85% position:38% size:55% BUT PEOPLE ARE EATING! 00:07:45.198 --> 00:07:47.066 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> SO DEFACCACHI ONLY USEFUL 00:07:47.133 --> 00:07:48.501 line:85% position:35% size:48% AFTER A DINNER, EH? 00:07:48.568 --> 00:07:49.635 line:85% position:40% size:60% I GOT TO LIVE A SOLITARY 00:07:49.702 --> 00:07:51.003 line:85% position:48% size:75% EXISTENCE PUNCTUATED BY PEOPLE 00:07:51.070 --> 00:07:51.804 line:85% position:30% size:40% POOPING IN MY -- 00:07:51.871 --> 00:07:53.806 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I SAID, PEOPLE ARE EATING. 00:07:53.873 --> 00:07:55.641 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> [ MUMBLING IN ITALIAN ] 00:07:55.708 --> 00:07:57.143 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> OKAY, LET'S JUST GET THROUGH 00:07:57.210 --> 00:07:58.678 line:85% position:45% size:70% THIS DINNER SO THE BEAST CAN 00:07:58.744 --> 00:08:00.580 line:85% position:48% size:73% BANG THIS BITCH AND -- BELLE? 00:08:00.646 --> 00:08:02.481 line:85% position:35% size:50% WHERE DID BELLE GO?! 00:08:02.548 --> 00:08:03.349 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> ♪ RING A BELL ♪ 00:08:03.416 --> 00:08:04.116 line:85% position:30% size:40% ♪ SOUND A HORN ♪ 00:08:04.183 --> 00:08:05.384 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S EATEN 00:08:05.451 --> 00:08:06.118 line:85% position:18% size:15% CORN ♪ 00:08:06.185 --> 00:08:07.787 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A 00:08:07.854 --> 00:08:09.956 line:85% position:28% size:35% [BLEEP] SONG?! 00:08:10.022 --> 00:08:12.491 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ HUMMING ] 00:08:12.558 --> 00:08:14.727 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 00:08:14.794 --> 00:08:16.929 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> HEY, THERE. I'M DELLA. 00:08:16.996 --> 00:08:18.998 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> OH, Y-YES. AH, YES. 00:08:19.065 --> 00:08:19.765 line:85% position:25% size:30% AH, COME IN. 00:08:19.832 --> 00:08:21.000 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 00:08:21.067 --> 00:08:23.402 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 00:08:23.469 --> 00:08:25.004 line:85% position:50% size:78% I LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS 00:08:25.071 --> 00:08:25.638 line:85% position:23% size:23% UP FRONT. 00:08:25.705 --> 00:08:26.572 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, UH, OKAY. 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:27.740 line:85% position:38% size:53% HOW MUCH UH, FOR, UM, 00:08:27.807 --> 00:08:29.141 line:85% position:30% size:40% A HALF-AND-HALF? 00:08:29.208 --> 00:08:31.043 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> OH, SOMEBODY'S DONE THIS 00:08:31.110 --> 00:08:31.744 line:85% position:20% size:18% BEFORE. 00:08:31.811 --> 00:08:32.545 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> [ CHUCKLES ] 00:08:32.612 --> 00:08:34.347 line:85% position:48% size:73% NO, I-I JUST READ ABOUT IT ON 00:08:34.413 --> 00:08:35.314 line:85% position:28% size:33% THE INTERNET. 00:08:35.381 --> 00:08:36.449 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> JUST PUT $300 ON THE 00:08:36.515 --> 00:08:38.417 line:85% position:25% size:28% NIGHTSTAND. 00:08:38.484 --> 00:08:40.753 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> LET'S PARTY. 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:41.888 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> HOLY [BLEEP] 00:08:41.954 --> 00:08:42.955 line:85% position:28% size:35% YOU'RE A DUCK! 00:08:43.022 --> 00:08:44.490 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 00:08:44.557 --> 00:08:46.392 line:85% position:45% size:70% NOW, WHY DON'T YOU RUFFLE MY 00:08:46.459 --> 00:08:47.193 line:85% position:23% size:23% FEATHERS? 00:08:47.260 --> 00:08:48.594 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> WHY ARE YOU A DUCK?! 00:08:48.661 --> 00:08:49.395 line:85% position:25% size:28% OH, MY GOD! 00:08:49.462 --> 00:08:50.296 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ LAUGHS ] 00:08:50.363 --> 00:08:52.198 line:85% position:38% size:53% I'M WHAT YOU ORDERED. 00:08:52.265 --> 00:08:53.699 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> I DID NOT ORDER A DUCK! 00:08:53.766 --> 00:08:55.368 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WELL, I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY 00:08:55.434 --> 00:08:57.003 line:85% position:48% size:73% COULD HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD THAT 00:08:57.069 --> 00:08:57.637 line:85% position:20% size:20% REQUEST. 00:08:57.703 --> 00:08:58.371 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> OH, GEE! 00:08:58.437 --> 00:08:59.872 line:85% position:45% size:70% I WONDER WHAT WORD AN ESCORT 00:08:59.939 --> 00:09:01.474 line:85% position:50% size:78% SERVICE MIGHT HAVE MISTAKEN FOR 00:09:01.540 --> 00:09:02.842 line:85% position:43% size:63% "DUCK" ON A BAD CELLPHONE 00:09:02.909 --> 00:09:03.576 line:85% position:25% size:28% CONNECTION! 00:09:03.643 --> 00:09:05.511 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WELL, FINE, BUT YOU ARE STILL 00:09:05.578 --> 00:09:07.179 line:85% position:45% size:68% GONNA HAVE TO PAY ME FOR MY 00:09:07.246 --> 00:09:07.914 line:85% position:18% size:13% TIME. 00:09:07.980 --> 00:09:09.548 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> UH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I NEED 00:09:09.615 --> 00:09:11.450 line:85% position:50% size:78% TO PAY TO NOT [BLEEP] A CARTOON 00:09:11.517 --> 00:09:12.184 line:85% position:18% size:13% DUCK! 00:09:12.251 --> 00:09:13.853 line:85% position:48% size:75% NORMALLY NOT [BLEEP] A [BLEEP] 00:09:13.920 --> 00:09:15.221 line:85% position:38% size:53% DUCK IS [BLEEP] FREE! 00:09:15.288 --> 00:09:16.222 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ SIGHS ] 00:09:16.289 --> 00:09:17.189 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ Dialing ] 00:09:17.256 --> 00:09:18.190 line:85% position:33% size:43% WE GOT A PROBLEM. 00:09:18.257 --> 00:09:19.191 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> WHO ARE YOU -- 00:09:19.258 --> 00:09:20.826 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> WE GOT SOME SORT OF PROBLEM? 00:09:20.893 --> 00:09:21.894 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> LOOK, I-I DON'T WANT ANY 00:09:21.961 --> 00:09:22.395 line:85% position:20% size:20% TROUBLE. 00:09:22.461 --> 00:09:23.062 line:85% position:30% size:40% I JUST THINK THE 00:09:23.129 --> 00:09:24.163 line:85% position:45% size:70% MISUNDERSTANDING WAS ON YOUR 00:09:24.230 --> 00:09:24.764 line:85% position:15% size:10% END. 00:09:24.830 --> 00:09:25.564 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> JUST PAY THE DUCK. 00:09:25.631 --> 00:09:26.699 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> NO! IT'S NOT FAIR! 00:09:26.766 --> 00:09:27.967 line:85% position:43% size:65% I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY -- 00:09:28.034 --> 00:09:29.568 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YEAH! WHIP HIS ASS, DESMOND! 00:09:29.635 --> 00:09:30.369 line:85% position:28% size:33% WHIP HIS ASS! 00:09:30.436 --> 00:09:31.871 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> MR. PHILLIPSON, WHAT'S ALL 00:09:31.938 --> 00:09:32.705 line:85% position:28% size:35% THE COMMOTION? 00:09:32.772 --> 00:09:34.373 line:85% position:38% size:53% WHOA, STOP! SECURITY! 00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:35.141 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> HEY! 00:09:35.207 --> 00:09:36.008 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHOA! 00:09:36.075 --> 00:09:37.944 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU GOT A GUN, I GOT A 00:09:38.010 --> 00:09:38.511 line:85% position:15% size:10% GUN. 00:09:38.577 --> 00:09:39.178 line:85% position:23% size:23% NOW WHAT? 00:09:39.245 --> 00:09:40.746 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> L-LET'S ALL JUST RELAX. 00:09:40.813 --> 00:09:41.614 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> YOU RELAX! 00:09:41.681 --> 00:09:42.181 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:09:42.248 --> 00:09:42.715 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SPLAT! ] 00:09:42.782 --> 00:09:43.249 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SPLAT! ] 00:09:43.316 --> 00:09:44.517 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SPLAT! ] 00:09:44.583 --> 00:09:46.419 line:85% position:48% size:75% HEY, GET OFF OF MY GUN, BITCH! 00:09:46.485 --> 00:09:47.987 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:09:48.054 --> 00:09:48.721 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:09:48.788 --> 00:09:49.889 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SPLAT! ] 00:09:49.956 --> 00:09:51.123 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:09:51.190 --> 00:09:52.959 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> ♪ DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, 00:09:53.025 --> 00:09:54.226 line:85% position:25% size:30% DUCK PARTY ♪ 00:09:54.293 --> 00:09:56.128 line:85% position:30% size:38% ♪ HOO-HOO-HOO ♪ 00:09:56.195 --> 00:09:57.330 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> [BLEEP] YOU! 00:09:57.396 --> 00:09:58.698 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:09:58.764 --> 00:10:04.537 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SCREAMS ] 00:10:04.603 --> 00:10:05.805 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> UNCLE DONALD? 00:10:05.871 --> 00:10:06.872 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> HUH? WHAT? 00:10:06.939 --> 00:10:09.041 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> WE SAID, "WHEN CAN WE GO 00:10:09.108 --> 00:10:09.775 line:85% position:18% size:15% HOME?" 00:10:09.842 --> 00:10:12.211 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> GEE, UNCLE DONALD, WE REALLY 00:10:12.278 --> 00:10:13.412 line:85% position:28% size:33% MISS OUR MOM. 00:10:13.479 --> 00:10:15.481 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YEAH, WHEN CAN WE SEE HER 00:10:15.548 --> 00:10:16.182 line:85% position:18% size:15% AGAIN? 00:10:16.248 --> 00:10:20.519 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> OH, I DON'T KNOW, BOYS. 00:10:20.586 --> 00:10:24.190 line:85% position:33% size:45% I JUST DON'T KNOW. 00:10:24.256 --> 00:10:25.424 line:10% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:25.491 --> 00:10:26.592 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:26.659 --> 00:10:28.060 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:28.127 --> 00:10:28.728 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:28.794 --> 00:10:29.862 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:29.929 --> 00:10:30.863 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:30.930 --> 00:10:32.365 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:32.431 --> 00:10:33.032 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:33.099 --> 00:10:34.100 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:34.166 --> 00:10:35.167 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:35.234 --> 00:10:36.702 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:36.769 --> 00:10:37.370 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:37.436 --> 00:10:39.305 line:10% position:28% size:35% BA-GAWK! BAWK.