WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:08.942 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:09.008 --> 00:00:10.877 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:18.051 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:19.886 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.538 --> 00:00:40.507 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> MOTHER, FATHER, THIS IS MY 00:00:40.573 --> 00:00:41.841 line:85% position:33% size:43% BOYFRIEND, MARIO. 00:00:41.908 --> 00:00:42.876 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ CHIMES PLAY ] 00:00:42.942 --> 00:00:44.577 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> CHARMED TO FINALLY MEET YOUR 00:00:44.644 --> 00:00:45.979 line:85% position:40% size:60% ACQUAINTANCE, MARI-- OH! 00:00:46.045 --> 00:00:47.514 line:85% position:45% size:70% DID A PIG [BLEEP] OUT A DEAD 00:00:47.580 --> 00:00:48.415 line:85% position:28% size:35% FETUS IN HERE? 00:00:48.481 --> 00:00:49.716 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> [ SNIFFS ] OH-HO-HO! 00:00:49.783 --> 00:00:51.117 line:85% position:40% size:60% I BEG-A YOU FORGIVENESS. 00:00:51.184 --> 00:00:52.819 line:85% position:50% size:78% I COME-A HERE THROUGH THE SEWER 00:00:52.886 --> 00:00:53.286 line:85% position:18% size:13% LINE. 00:00:53.353 --> 00:00:54.521 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ CHIMES PLAY ] 00:00:54.587 --> 00:00:55.088 line:85% position:15% size:8% EH? 00:00:55.155 --> 00:00:56.189 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> MARIO'S A PLUMBER. 00:00:56.256 --> 00:00:57.757 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> SO HE COMMUTES THROUGH HUMAN 00:00:57.824 --> 00:00:58.324 line:85% position:18% size:15% WASTE? 00:00:58.391 --> 00:00:59.392 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> AND HE'S ITALIAN. 00:00:59.459 --> 00:01:00.827 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> OH, OKAY. SAY NO MORE. 00:01:00.894 --> 00:01:02.495 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ CHIMES PLAY ] 00:01:02.562 --> 00:01:03.763 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING, 00:01:03.830 --> 00:01:04.497 line:85% position:18% size:15% MARIO? 00:01:04.564 --> 00:01:06.099 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> HEY, HEY! I-A FOUND-A ONE! 00:01:06.166 --> 00:01:07.467 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> [ CHUCKLES ] YES. 00:01:07.534 --> 00:01:09.169 line:85% position:25% size:30% IN OUR SOFA. 00:01:09.235 --> 00:01:09.969 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ DING! ] 00:01:10.036 --> 00:01:11.471 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> AND THERE IT GOES. 00:01:11.538 --> 00:01:13.006 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> SO I SAYS, "AYE, PAISAN, 00:01:13.072 --> 00:01:14.374 line:85% position:40% size:60% TOILET PAPER AND-A PAPER 00:01:14.441 --> 00:01:16.009 line:85% position:48% size:73% TOWELS -- THEY AIN'T THE SAME 00:01:16.075 --> 00:01:16.576 line:85% position:20% size:18% THING!" 00:01:16.643 --> 00:01:17.343 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:01:17.410 --> 00:01:19.045 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> [ Sarcastically ] MM, ANOTHER 00:01:19.112 --> 00:01:20.280 line:85% position:38% size:53% CLOGGED TOILET STORY. 00:01:20.346 --> 00:01:21.981 line:85% position:50% size:78% WHAT A DELIGHTFUL COMPLIMENT TO 00:01:22.048 --> 00:01:23.049 line:85% position:33% size:45% OUR MUSHROOM SOUP. 00:01:23.116 --> 00:01:25.585 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> MUSHROOMS?! AY-YI-YI! 00:01:25.652 --> 00:01:26.986 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SNEEZES ] 00:01:27.053 --> 00:01:28.788 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> REMIND ME TO BRING MUSHROOMS 00:01:28.855 --> 00:01:29.889 line:85% position:33% size:43% ON OUR HONEYMOON. 00:01:29.956 --> 00:01:30.924 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> I'M SO SORRY. 00:01:30.990 --> 00:01:33.726 line:85% position:40% size:58% I HAVE A FEW ALLERGIES. 00:01:33.793 --> 00:01:35.628 line:85% position:33% size:45% MAMA MIA! FLOWERS! 00:01:35.695 --> 00:01:39.799 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SNEEZES ] 00:01:39.866 --> 00:01:41.367 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OH! MY DRAPES! 00:01:41.434 --> 00:01:42.769 line:85% position:30% size:38% MY MEAT DRAPES! 00:01:42.836 --> 00:01:44.604 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> BOTH EQUALLY DUSTY. 00:01:44.671 --> 00:01:45.738 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> AY-YI-YI! 00:01:45.805 --> 00:01:46.573 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SNEEZES ] 00:01:46.639 --> 00:01:47.941 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ DING! DING! DING! ] 00:01:48.007 --> 00:01:51.744 line:85% position:45% size:68% [ "GAME OVER" MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:01:51.811 --> 00:01:52.579 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> I, PROFESSOR 00:01:52.645 --> 00:01:53.980 line:85% position:45% size:70% CORNELIUS Q. QUIBBLEFINGERS, 00:01:54.047 --> 00:01:55.548 line:85% position:50% size:80% WILL BE THE FIRST HUMAN BEING TO 00:01:55.615 --> 00:01:57.083 line:85% position:50% size:78% TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND SEE THE 00:01:57.150 --> 00:01:59.085 line:85% position:38% size:55% MAGNIFICENT DINOSAURS! 00:01:59.152 --> 00:02:01.621 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ AIR HISSING ] 00:02:01.688 --> 00:02:03.957 line:85% position:43% size:65% I GIVE YOU THE DELAPTADON! 00:02:04.023 --> 00:02:04.491 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ GUN COCKS ] 00:02:04.557 --> 00:02:04.958 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:02:05.024 --> 00:02:05.525 line:85% position:15% size:10% AAH! 00:02:05.592 --> 00:02:06.693 line:85% position:35% size:48% I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 00:02:06.759 --> 00:02:08.328 line:85% position:38% size:55% SLIGHT MISCALCULATION. 00:02:08.394 --> 00:02:10.330 line:85% position:45% size:70% SCIENCE MUST NOT BE STOPPED. 00:02:10.396 --> 00:02:12.632 line:85% position:38% size:55% I SHALL ATTEMPT AGAIN. 00:02:12.699 --> 00:02:14.834 line:85% position:38% size:53% I GIVE YOU THE MIGHTY 00:02:14.901 --> 00:02:15.702 line:85% position:25% size:28% TRIACTADOR! 00:02:15.768 --> 00:02:16.603 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNSHOT ] 00:02:16.669 --> 00:02:18.438 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SCREAMS ] 00:02:18.505 --> 00:02:19.372 line:85% position:25% size:30% I, PROFESSOR 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.140 line:85% position:45% size:70% CORNELIUS Q. QUIBBLEFINGERS, 00:02:21.207 --> 00:02:22.275 line:85% position:30% size:40% SHALL PERSEVERE! 00:02:22.342 --> 00:02:24.711 line:85% position:50% size:78% I SHALL ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE! 00:02:24.777 --> 00:02:26.646 line:85% position:40% size:60% I GIVE YOU THE EVER-RARE 00:02:26.713 --> 00:02:28.147 line:85% position:33% size:43% BRONTIOSLAURADON! 00:02:28.214 --> 00:02:29.249 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:02:29.315 --> 00:02:30.483 line:85% position:28% size:35% AAH! AAH! AAH! 00:02:30.550 --> 00:02:31.851 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I MUST NOT STOP. 00:02:31.918 --> 00:02:33.786 line:85% position:48% size:73% I MUST GET TO THE MAGNIFICENT 00:02:33.853 --> 00:02:37.490 line:85% position:23% size:25% DINOSAURS! 00:02:37.557 --> 00:02:39.659 line:85% position:20% size:18% EUREKA! 00:02:39.726 --> 00:02:40.894 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.295 line:85% position:28% size:35% OH, THE IRONY! 00:02:42.362 --> 00:02:43.563 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:02:43.630 --> 00:02:44.864 line:85% position:28% size:33% SO BEAUTIFUL! 00:02:44.931 --> 00:02:46.132 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ GUNSHOTS ] 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:48.167 line:85% position:40% size:60% WHAT A MARVEL OF NATURE! 00:02:48.234 --> 00:02:49.469 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ CRYING ] 00:02:49.536 --> 00:02:51.237 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> FRANKIE? SWEETIE? 00:02:51.304 --> 00:02:53.406 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> OH, MUMSY! OH, DADUMS! 00:02:53.473 --> 00:02:54.541 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> OH, GOD. 00:02:54.607 --> 00:02:56.776 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> PHILIP AND I -- WE HAD A 00:02:56.843 --> 00:02:59.045 line:85% position:45% size:68% FIGHT, A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE 00:02:59.112 --> 00:03:01.114 line:85% position:45% size:70% FIGHT, AND HE -- HE BROKE UP 00:03:01.180 --> 00:03:02.615 line:85% position:33% size:45% WITH [Sobbing] ME! 00:03:02.682 --> 00:03:04.517 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> MAYBE IF YOU TRIED DATING A 00:03:04.584 --> 00:03:05.552 line:85% position:28% size:35% GIRL FOR ONCE. 00:03:05.618 --> 00:03:06.786 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> FRANK! BE NICE. 00:03:06.853 --> 00:03:07.520 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> NICE? 00:03:07.587 --> 00:03:09.322 line:85% position:48% size:75% NICE IS A FATHER WHO WANTS HIS 00:03:09.389 --> 00:03:10.790 line:85% position:40% size:58% SON TO HAVE THE BEST OF 00:03:10.857 --> 00:03:12.492 line:85% position:45% size:68% EVERYTHING AND DIGS THROUGH 00:03:12.559 --> 00:03:14.294 line:85% position:48% size:73% FRESH GRAVES FOR TWO WEEKS -- 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:15.662 line:85% position:45% size:68% TWO WEEKS -- TO FIND A BIG, 00:03:15.728 --> 00:03:17.230 line:85% position:50% size:78% THICK, VEINY PENIS TO GIVE HIM. 00:03:17.297 --> 00:03:18.598 line:85% position:45% size:68% AND THEN YOU GO AND PUT THE 00:03:18.665 --> 00:03:20.166 line:85% position:50% size:78% HEART OF A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL IN 00:03:20.233 --> 00:03:20.867 line:85% position:23% size:25% HIS CHEST. 00:03:20.934 --> 00:03:22.368 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I WANTED HIM TO HAVE SOME 00:03:22.435 --> 00:03:24.070 line:85% position:50% size:78% SENSITIVITY, UNLIKE HIS FATHER. 00:03:24.137 --> 00:03:25.371 line:85% position:38% size:55% I'M SO SORRY, SWEETIE. 00:03:25.438 --> 00:03:26.940 line:85% position:45% size:70% IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 00:03:27.006 --> 00:03:27.774 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> OH, MUMSY! 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:29.442 line:85% position:50% size:78% HE SAID HE NEVER WANTED TO TALK 00:03:29.509 --> 00:03:30.243 line:85% position:25% size:30% TO ME AGAIN! 00:03:30.310 --> 00:03:31.878 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> AND IF YOU WERE A REAL MAN, 00:03:31.945 --> 00:03:33.446 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOU WOULD HAVE RIPPED OFF HIS 00:03:33.513 --> 00:03:35.181 line:85% position:50% size:80% LOWER JAW SO HE COULDN'T TALK TO 00:03:35.248 --> 00:03:37.417 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE, EVER! 00:03:37.483 --> 00:03:38.885 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, DADUMS -- 00:03:38.952 --> 00:03:41.321 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> DAD! CALL ME DAD! OR POPS! 00:03:41.387 --> 00:03:43.790 line:85% position:48% size:73% OR PA! THE OLD MAN! ANYTHING! 00:03:43.856 --> 00:03:44.457 line:85% position:18% size:15% FRANK! 00:03:44.524 --> 00:03:45.692 line:85% position:43% size:65% BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD -- 00:03:45.758 --> 00:03:46.759 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> STOP THAT, FRANK. 00:03:46.826 --> 00:03:48.161 line:85% position:45% size:68% CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S IN PAIN? 00:03:48.227 --> 00:03:49.395 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> A PITCHFORK IN THE CHEST -- 00:03:49.462 --> 00:03:50.263 line:85% position:33% size:45% THAT'S PAIN, OKAY? 00:03:50.330 --> 00:03:51.531 line:85% position:48% size:73% SOMEONE LIGHTING YOUR NUTS ON 00:03:51.598 --> 00:03:52.398 line:85% position:35% size:50% FIRE -- THAT'S PAIN! 00:03:52.465 --> 00:03:54.434 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> EMOTIONAL PAIN. 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:57.270 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROANS ] 00:03:57.337 --> 00:03:59.339 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> HI, MR. FRANKENSTEIN. 00:03:59.405 --> 00:04:01.975 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> UGH. 00:04:02.041 --> 00:04:05.011 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> IS FRANKENBERRY HOME? 00:04:05.078 --> 00:04:06.145 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> PHILIP? 00:04:06.212 --> 00:04:08.314 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> FRANKIE, I-I'M SORRY. 00:04:08.381 --> 00:04:09.515 line:85% position:48% size:75% I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS 00:04:09.582 --> 00:04:10.283 line:85% position:20% size:18% I SAID. 00:04:10.350 --> 00:04:11.150 line:85% position:50% size:78% THERE'S -- THERE'S JUST BEEN SO 00:04:11.217 --> 00:04:11.851 line:85% position:20% size:18% MUCH -- 00:04:11.918 --> 00:04:12.685 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> OH, PHILIP. I DON'T CARE. 00:04:12.752 --> 00:04:14.621 line:85% position:43% size:63% I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 00:04:14.687 --> 00:04:16.389 line:85% position:38% size:55% YOU'RE MY YUMMY MUMMY. 00:04:16.456 --> 00:04:19.392 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ BOTH CRYING ] 00:04:19.459 --> 00:04:20.360 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> UGH. ALL RIGHT. 00:04:20.426 --> 00:04:21.728 line:85% position:45% size:70% I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO TAKE A 00:04:21.794 --> 00:04:22.495 line:85% position:20% size:18% [BLEEP] 00:04:22.562 --> 00:04:23.730 line:85% position:50% size:78% MAYBE I CAN MOLD SOME SORT OF A 00:04:23.796 --> 00:04:25.865 line:85% position:38% size:53% REAL SON OUT OF THAT. 00:04:25.932 --> 00:04:27.500 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> EXCUSE ME, GOD. 00:04:27.567 --> 00:04:30.036 line:85% position:50% size:78% CAN YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO HEAVY 00:04:30.103 --> 00:04:31.938 line:85% position:40% size:58% EVEN YOU CAN'T LIFT IT? 00:04:32.005 --> 00:04:34.240 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> I AM [BLEEP] EATING! 00:04:34.307 --> 00:04:35.141 line:85% position:20% size:18% JESUS?! 00:04:35.208 --> 00:04:36.042 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YES? 00:04:36.109 --> 00:04:38.911 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> GET THIS GUY OUT OF MY FACE. 00:04:38.978 --> 00:04:39.712 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> All right. Come on. 00:04:39.779 --> 00:04:40.813 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN! 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:41.781 line:85% position:45% size:68% I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE 00:04:41.848 --> 00:04:43.783 line:85% position:18% size:13% COOL! 00:04:43.850 --> 00:04:45.318 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> THROW IT IN THE FIRE, 00:04:45.385 --> 00:04:46.119 line:85% position:23% size:25% MR. FRODO. 00:04:46.185 --> 00:04:49.756 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> NO! THE RING IS MINE, SAM! 00:04:54.827 --> 00:04:56.129 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> MY PRECIOUS! 00:04:56.195 --> 00:04:59.699 line:85% position:43% size:63% GIVE US BACK MY PRECIOUS! 00:04:59.766 --> 00:05:00.700 line:85% position:18% size:13% BLEH! 00:05:00.767 --> 00:05:04.037 line:85% position:50% size:78% WE FOUND HOBBITSES' FINGER, BUT 00:05:04.103 --> 00:05:05.705 line:85% position:38% size:53% WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS? 00:05:05.772 --> 00:05:06.939 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S THERE. 00:05:07.006 --> 00:05:11.778 line:85% position:50% size:78% IT'S -- IT'S JUST FURTHER BACK. 00:05:11.844 --> 00:05:12.912 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ CHOKING ] 00:05:12.979 --> 00:05:14.013 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S THERE. 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:15.381 line:85% position:33% size:45% YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 00:05:15.448 --> 00:05:16.582 line:85% position:30% size:38% BUT IT'S STUCK. 00:05:16.649 --> 00:05:18.651 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU'LL HAVE TO USE YOUR TONGUE 00:05:18.718 --> 00:05:20.520 line:85% position:35% size:48% AND GET IT ALL WET. 00:05:20.586 --> 00:05:22.221 line:85% position:35% size:50% YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. 00:05:22.288 --> 00:05:24.323 line:85% position:35% size:48% JUST A LITTLE MORE. 00:05:24.390 --> 00:05:25.558 line:85% position:23% size:23% OH, YEAH. 00:05:25.625 --> 00:05:26.726 line:85% position:20% size:20% OH, YES. 00:05:26.793 --> 00:05:27.527 line:85% position:15% size:10% YES! 00:05:27.593 --> 00:05:30.930 line:85% position:23% size:25% THE SHIRE! 00:05:30.997 --> 00:05:33.099 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> WHERE'S PRECIOUS? 00:05:33.166 --> 00:05:35.802 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> HERE. YOU'VE EARNED IT. 00:05:35.868 --> 00:05:37.537 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> MY PRECIOUS! 00:05:37.603 --> 00:05:39.472 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:05:44.444 --> 00:05:46.079 line:85% position:15% size:10% OHH? 00:05:46.145 --> 00:05:47.246 line:85% position:23% size:23% WHOOPSIE. 00:05:47.313 --> 00:05:50.083 line:85% position:48% size:73% IF HOBBITSES PUTS MY PRECIOUS 00:05:50.149 --> 00:05:52.752 line:85% position:45% size:68% ON, WE WILL HAVE TO TRY AND 00:05:52.819 --> 00:05:55.254 line:85% position:43% size:63% TAKES IT AGAIN, WON'T WE? 00:05:55.321 --> 00:05:57.390 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> MM-HMM. 00:05:57.457 --> 00:05:58.791 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> I GOT A LARGE DOUBLE 00:05:58.858 --> 00:06:00.493 line:85% position:50% size:80% HALF-CAF, NON-FAT MOCHA WITH SOY 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:01.994 line:85% position:28% size:35% FOR KLTPZYSAM? 00:06:02.061 --> 00:06:03.429 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> THAT'S KLTPZYXM. 00:06:03.496 --> 00:06:05.164 line:85% position:28% size:33% OH! NO, WAIT! 00:06:05.231 --> 00:06:05.965 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ POOF! ] 00:06:06.032 --> 00:06:07.900 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> [ LAUGHS ] BETTER LUCK NEXT 00:06:07.967 --> 00:06:09.035 line:85% position:30% size:38% TIME, MXYZPTLK! 00:06:09.102 --> 00:06:10.336 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE BACK 00:06:10.403 --> 00:06:11.037 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERE. 00:06:11.104 --> 00:06:11.971 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THE L.Z. MAY BE SWARMING 00:06:12.038 --> 00:06:13.172 line:85% position:45% size:68% WITH COVENANT, MARINES, BUT 00:06:13.239 --> 00:06:14.407 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU'LL HAVE THE MASTER CHIEF 00:06:14.474 --> 00:06:15.842 line:85% position:30% size:38% BACKING YOU UP. 00:06:15.908 --> 00:06:17.076 line:85% position:50% size:78% I'M SORRY I CAN'T SHOW YOU WHAT 00:06:17.143 --> 00:06:17.877 line:85% position:35% size:48% I REALLY LOOK LIKE. 00:06:17.944 --> 00:06:18.945 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> CHIEF, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH 00:06:19.011 --> 00:06:19.812 line:85% position:38% size:53% AMMO FOR ALL THESE -- 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:21.247 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU 00:06:21.314 --> 00:06:22.381 line:85% position:38% size:53% RIGHT THERE, SOLDIER. 00:06:22.448 --> 00:06:23.816 line:85% position:48% size:73% I KNOW I LOOK PRETTY GENERIC, 00:06:23.883 --> 00:06:25.318 line:85% position:48% size:75% BUT THAT'S SO YOU CAN IDENTIFY 00:06:25.384 --> 00:06:28.087 line:85% position:20% size:20% WITH ME. 00:06:28.154 --> 00:06:29.422 line:85% position:45% size:68% DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION 00:06:29.489 --> 00:06:30.823 line:85% position:45% size:70% THAT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT I LOOK 00:06:30.890 --> 00:06:33.025 line:85% position:18% size:13% LIKE? 00:06:33.092 --> 00:06:34.127 line:85% position:30% size:40% ALL RIGHT, THEN. 00:06:34.193 --> 00:06:35.261 line:85% position:33% size:43% THIS IS IT, BOYS. 00:06:35.328 --> 00:06:37.463 line:85% position:48% size:75% [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 00:06:37.530 --> 00:06:41.467 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GUNFIRE ] 00:06:41.534 --> 00:06:44.237 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> [ COUGHS ] I'M DYING, CHIEF! 00:06:44.303 --> 00:06:45.972 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> IF YOU THINK I'LL GIVE YOU A 00:06:46.038 --> 00:06:47.473 line:85% position:43% size:65% DYING PEEK AT MY FACE, I'M 00:06:47.540 --> 00:06:48.007 line:85% position:18% size:15% SORRY. 00:06:48.074 --> 00:06:49.475 line:85% position:33% size:43% NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 00:06:49.542 --> 00:06:51.210 line:85% position:48% size:73% DESPITE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF 00:06:51.277 --> 00:06:53.079 line:85% position:50% size:78% PEOPLE READILY IDENTIFYING WITH 00:06:53.146 --> 00:06:54.981 line:85% position:50% size:80% DISTINCT PROTAGONISTS, I BELIEVE 00:06:55.047 --> 00:06:56.783 line:85% position:48% size:75% SHOWING MY FACE WOULD ALIENATE 00:06:56.849 --> 00:06:57.784 line:85% position:25% size:30% MY AUDIENCE. 00:06:57.850 --> 00:06:59.752 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WILL YOU SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP! 00:06:59.819 --> 00:07:03.990 line:85% position:35% size:48% WHERE IS YOUR GUN?! 00:07:04.056 --> 00:07:04.690 line:85% position:18% size:13% WHAT? 00:07:04.757 --> 00:07:05.458 line:85% position:18% size:15% WHAT?! 00:07:05.525 --> 00:07:06.692 line:85% position:48% size:75% I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE DOING 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:07.393 line:85% position:30% size:38% WITH YOUR FACE! 00:07:07.460 --> 00:07:08.127 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> IT'S A SECRET. 00:07:08.194 --> 00:07:09.295 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WELL, YOU BETTER BE CRYING IN 00:07:09.362 --> 00:07:10.496 line:85% position:50% size:80% THERE, DICKBAG, BECAUSE YOU WERE 00:07:10.563 --> 00:07:14.734 line:85% position:43% size:63% OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE. 00:07:14.801 --> 00:07:16.035 line:85% position:50% size:78% I SWEAR, YOUR EXPRESSION BETTER 00:07:16.102 --> 00:07:17.270 line:85% position:48% size:75% BE ONE OF AWED EPIPHANY AT HOW 00:07:17.336 --> 00:07:21.307 line:85% position:50% size:78% BADLY YOU [BLEEP] UP RIGHT NOW. 00:07:21.374 --> 00:07:22.542 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> CAN I USE YOUR GUN IF I FIND 00:07:22.608 --> 00:07:23.309 line:85% position:28% size:35% YOU A NEEDLER? 00:07:23.376 --> 00:07:24.410 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST 00:07:24.477 --> 00:07:25.077 line:85% position:23% size:25% SAY TO ME? 00:07:25.144 --> 00:07:25.878 line:85% position:43% size:63% IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME AN 00:07:25.945 --> 00:07:27.113 line:85% position:50% size:80% ASSHOLE, YOU BETTER SAY IT TO MY 00:07:27.180 --> 00:07:28.247 line:85% position:18% size:13% FACE! 00:07:28.314 --> 00:07:29.949 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU THREE DROWNED AND MELTED 00:07:30.016 --> 00:07:31.517 line:85% position:48% size:73% A WOMAN BASED ON THE COLOR OF 00:07:31.584 --> 00:07:32.285 line:85% position:23% size:23% HER SKIN. 00:07:32.351 --> 00:07:33.352 line:85% position:50% size:78% IN THIS COURT'S EYES, THAT IS A 00:07:33.419 --> 00:07:33.920 line:85% position:25% size:28% HATE CRIME. 00:07:33.986 --> 00:07:34.620 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> IT WAS DORO-- 00:07:34.687 --> 00:07:35.488 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> SHUT UP, LION! 00:07:35.555 --> 00:07:36.923 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN FOR 00:07:36.989 --> 00:07:37.657 line:85% position:25% size:28% THAT BITCH! 00:07:37.723 --> 00:07:38.891 line:85% position:48% size:73% SHE AIN'T MISSING ME "MOST OF 00:07:38.958 --> 00:07:39.659 line:85% position:28% size:33% ALL," IS SHE? 00:07:39.725 --> 00:07:41.227 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> THE COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF 00:07:41.294 --> 00:07:42.728 line:85% position:48% size:75% MURDER AND SENTENCES YOU TO 10 00:07:42.795 --> 00:07:43.663 line:85% position:30% size:40% TO 15 YEARS IN A 00:07:43.729 --> 00:07:45.932 line:85% position:40% size:60% MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON. 00:07:45.998 --> 00:07:47.500 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> BUT THAT AIN'T FAIR! 00:07:47.567 --> 00:07:49.035 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> WHO WAS OUR LAWYER? 00:07:49.101 --> 00:07:50.736 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> SORRY, BOYS -- GOOD AT 00:07:50.803 --> 00:07:55.808 line:85% position:43% size:63% FLYING, BAD AT LAWYERING. 00:07:55.875 --> 00:07:57.376 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I'M GONNA RAPE ME A ROBOT 00:07:57.443 --> 00:07:59.946 line:85% position:20% size:20% TONIGHT! 00:08:00.012 --> 00:08:01.347 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> GOT A NEW FISH FOR YOU, 00:08:01.414 --> 00:08:04.150 line:85% position:20% size:20% SIMMONS. 00:08:04.217 --> 00:08:05.051 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> THAT'S MY BUNK. 00:08:05.117 --> 00:08:05.885 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OH, I'M SORRY. 00:08:05.952 --> 00:08:06.919 line:85% position:40% size:58% I'LL MOVE IT DOWN TO -- 00:08:06.986 --> 00:08:08.020 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> THAT ONE'S TAKEN, TOO, 00:08:08.087 --> 00:08:08.754 line:85% position:25% size:30% SILLY STRAW. 00:08:08.821 --> 00:08:11.424 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> OH. OKAY, UM, WHERE DO I -- 00:08:11.490 --> 00:08:12.825 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WELL, I'LL RENT YOU THAT BUNK 00:08:12.892 --> 00:08:14.060 line:85% position:45% size:70% UP THERE, BUT THE RENT AIN'T 00:08:14.126 --> 00:08:14.694 line:85% position:18% size:15% CHEAP. 00:08:14.760 --> 00:08:15.528 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> THAT'D BE JUST SWELL. 00:08:15.595 --> 00:08:16.762 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YOU GOT ANY JELLY OR SOME 00:08:16.829 --> 00:08:17.964 line:85% position:45% size:68% KIND OF SYRUP OR SOMETHING? 00:08:18.030 --> 00:08:18.798 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> HMM? FOR WHAT? 00:08:18.865 --> 00:08:20.266 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> FOR EATING MY [BLEEP] WITH! 00:08:20.333 --> 00:08:21.734 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU WANT THAT BUNK, YOU GOT TO 00:08:21.801 --> 00:08:23.236 line:85% position:50% size:78% TOSS MY SALAD, PRAG, OR YOU CAN 00:08:23.302 --> 00:08:24.770 line:85% position:50% size:80% LET ME ADD SOME STUFFING TO YOUR 00:08:24.837 --> 00:08:26.906 line:85% position:38% size:53% MUFFIN -- EITHER WAY. 00:08:26.973 --> 00:08:28.708 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ PRISONERS SHOUTING ] 00:08:28.774 --> 00:08:31.544 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ CRYING ] 00:08:31.611 --> 00:08:33.613 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> OH, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:35.581 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE SO 00:08:35.648 --> 00:08:36.215 line:85% position:18% size:13% MEAN. 00:08:36.282 --> 00:08:37.550 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> COME ON, BUDDY. 00:08:37.617 --> 00:08:39.185 line:85% position:40% size:58% YOU'VE GOT COURAGE NOW. 00:08:39.252 --> 00:08:40.987 line:85% position:43% size:65% WE DO A SIMPLE DIME TO 15. 00:08:41.053 --> 00:08:42.288 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:43.556 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. 00:08:43.623 --> 00:08:46.259 line:85% position:50% size:78% YOU'LL SEE. IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 00:08:49.996 --> 00:08:54.200 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ CREAKING ] 00:08:54.267 --> 00:08:56.168 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> "I JUST DON'T HAVE THE 00:08:56.235 --> 00:08:56.969 line:85% position:20% size:18% HEART." 00:08:57.036 --> 00:09:00.773 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CRYING ] 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:05.678 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ BUZZER ] 00:09:05.745 --> 00:09:07.413 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> OH, SCARECROW, WHAT HAS 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:08.614 line:85% position:30% size:40% HAPPENED TO YOU? 00:09:08.681 --> 00:09:10.316 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> [ CHUCKLES ] THIS PLACE -- 00:09:10.383 --> 00:09:11.884 line:85% position:43% size:65% THIS PLACE HAPPENED TO ME. 00:09:11.951 --> 00:09:13.019 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> IS IT THAT BAD? 00:09:13.085 --> 00:09:14.720 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> IT AIN'T KANSAS, SUGARPOP. 00:09:14.787 --> 00:09:15.554 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OH, DEAR! 00:09:15.621 --> 00:09:17.223 line:85% position:45% size:68% IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 00:09:17.290 --> 00:09:18.457 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME A 00:09:18.524 --> 00:09:19.125 line:85% position:25% size:30% LITTLE SKIN? 00:09:19.191 --> 00:09:20.626 line:85% position:38% size:53% PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS. 00:09:20.693 --> 00:09:22.695 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> UM, I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW -- 00:09:22.762 --> 00:09:24.330 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOUR TITS! YOUR TOTOS! 00:09:24.397 --> 00:09:27.500 line:85% position:38% size:53% PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS! 00:09:27.566 --> 00:09:30.670 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ CRYING ] 00:09:30.736 --> 00:09:32.838 line:85% position:43% size:65% NO, I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T. 00:09:32.905 --> 00:09:33.973 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SOBBING ] 00:09:34.040 --> 00:09:36.142 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> AUNTIE EM RAISED A REAL 00:09:36.208 --> 00:09:37.276 line:85% position:18% size:15% BITCH. 00:09:37.343 --> 00:09:38.778 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> OH, NO. 00:09:38.844 --> 00:09:40.413 line:85% position:25% size:28% NO. NO, NO. 00:09:40.479 --> 00:09:41.948 line:85% position:30% size:38% NO, NO, NO, NO. 00:09:42.014 --> 00:09:43.416 line:85% position:20% size:20% NOOOOOO! 00:09:43.482 --> 00:09:46.919 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ SOBBING ] 00:09:46.986 --> 00:09:49.088 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I SWEAR, THAT'S THE TRUTH -- 00:09:49.155 --> 00:09:50.923 line:85% position:33% size:43% AND I AIN'T LION! 00:09:50.990 --> 00:09:52.158 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:09:52.224 --> 00:09:54.327 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROWLS ] 00:09:54.393 --> 00:09:56.562 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROANS ] 00:09:56.629 --> 00:09:57.430 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROANS ] 00:09:57.496 --> 00:09:58.464 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] 00:09:58.531 --> 00:10:00.599 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CLONG! ] 00:10:00.666 --> 00:10:03.235 line:85% position:48% size:75% LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! 00:10:03.302 --> 00:10:05.104 line:85% position:30% size:40% YOU LIKE JELLY?! 00:10:05.171 --> 00:10:07.239 line:85% position:38% size:55% IT'S A STREAMER PARTY! 00:10:07.306 --> 00:10:08.374 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:10:08.441 --> 00:10:11.110 line:85% position:50% size:78% WHO'S TOSSING WHOSE SALAD NOW?! 00:10:11.177 --> 00:10:12.445 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:10:12.511 --> 00:10:13.813 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ WHACK! WHACK! ] 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:15.247 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS? 00:10:15.314 --> 00:10:18.117 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> IF YOU ONLY HAD THE BALLS. 00:10:18.184 --> 00:10:19.118 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> WELL, WE ARE GOING TO 00:10:19.185 --> 00:10:19.819 line:85% position:30% size:40% ELECTROCUTE YOU. 00:10:19.885 --> 00:10:21.187 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> [ CHUCKLES ] 00:10:21.253 --> 00:10:24.156 line:85% position:33% size:43% LIGHT UP MY LIFE! 00:10:24.223 --> 00:10:25.391 line:85% position:40% size:60% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 00:10:25.458 --> 00:10:26.959 line:85% position:20% size:20% [ ZAP! ] 00:10:27.026 --> 00:10:30.329 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ SOBBING ] 00:10:30.396 --> 00:10:32.331 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] 00:10:32.398 --> 00:10:34.967 line:10% position:35% size:48% [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] 00:10:35.034 --> 00:10:36.902 line:10% position:40% size:58% [ SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] 00:10:51.050 --> 00:10:53.219 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> BA-DA-BA BA-DA-BAP, SUPERMAN!