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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> MOTHER, FATHER, THIS IS MY
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BOYFRIEND, MARIO.
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[ CHIMES PLAY ]
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>> CHARMED TO FINALLY MEET YOUR
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ACQUAINTANCE, MARI-- OH!
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DID A PIG [BLEEP] OUT A DEAD
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FETUS IN HERE?
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>> [ SNIFFS ] OH-HO-HO!
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I BEG-A YOU FORGIVENESS.
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I COME-A HERE THROUGH THE SEWER
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LINE.
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[ CHIMES PLAY ]
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EH?
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>> MARIO'S A PLUMBER.
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>> SO HE COMMUTES THROUGH HUMAN
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WASTE?
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>> AND HE'S ITALIAN.
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>> OH, OKAY. SAY NO MORE.
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[ CHIMES PLAY ]
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>> DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING,
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MARIO?
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>> HEY, HEY! I-A FOUND-A ONE!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] YES.
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IN OUR SOFA.
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[ DING! ]
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>> AND THERE IT GOES.
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>> SO I SAYS, "AYE, PAISAN,
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TOILET PAPER AND-A PAPER
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TOWELS -- THEY AIN'T THE SAME
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THING!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> [ Sarcastically ] MM, ANOTHER
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CLOGGED TOILET STORY.
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WHAT A DELIGHTFUL COMPLIMENT TO
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OUR MUSHROOM SOUP.
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>> MUSHROOMS?! AY-YI-YI!
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[ SNEEZES ]
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>> REMIND ME TO BRING MUSHROOMS
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ON OUR HONEYMOON.
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>> I'M SO SORRY.
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I HAVE A FEW ALLERGIES.
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MAMA MIA! FLOWERS!
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[ SNEEZES ]
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>> OH! MY DRAPES!
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MY MEAT DRAPES!
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>> BOTH EQUALLY DUSTY.
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>> AY-YI-YI!
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[ SNEEZES ]
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[ DING! DING! DING! ]
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[ "GAME OVER" MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> I, PROFESSOR
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CORNELIUS Q. QUIBBLEFINGERS,
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WILL BE THE FIRST HUMAN BEING TO
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TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND SEE THE
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MAGNIFICENT DINOSAURS!
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[ AIR HISSING ]
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I GIVE YOU THE DELAPTADON!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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AAH!
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I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
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SLIGHT MISCALCULATION.
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SCIENCE MUST NOT BE STOPPED.
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I SHALL ATTEMPT AGAIN.
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I GIVE YOU THE MIGHTY
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TRIACTADOR!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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I, PROFESSOR
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CORNELIUS Q. QUIBBLEFINGERS,
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SHALL PERSEVERE!
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I SHALL ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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I GIVE YOU THE EVER-RARE
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BRONTIOSLAURADON!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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>> I MUST NOT STOP.
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I MUST GET TO THE MAGNIFICENT
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DINOSAURS!
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EUREKA!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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OH, THE IRONY!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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SO BEAUTIFUL!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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WHAT A MARVEL OF NATURE!
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> FRANKIE? SWEETIE?
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>> OH, MUMSY! OH, DADUMS!
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>> OH, GOD.
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>> PHILIP AND I -- WE HAD A
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FIGHT, A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE
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FIGHT, AND HE -- HE BROKE UP
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WITH [Sobbing] ME!
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>> MAYBE IF YOU TRIED DATING A
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GIRL FOR ONCE.
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>> FRANK! BE NICE.
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>> NICE?
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NICE IS A FATHER WHO WANTS HIS
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SON TO HAVE THE BEST OF
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EVERYTHING AND DIGS THROUGH
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FRESH GRAVES FOR TWO WEEKS --
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TWO WEEKS -- TO FIND A BIG,
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THICK, VEINY PENIS TO GIVE HIM.
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AND THEN YOU GO AND PUT THE
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HEART OF A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL IN
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HIS CHEST.
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>> I WANTED HIM TO HAVE SOME
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SENSITIVITY, UNLIKE HIS FATHER.
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I'M SO SORRY, SWEETIE.
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IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
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>> OH, MUMSY!
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HE SAID HE NEVER WANTED TO TALK
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TO ME AGAIN!
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>> AND IF YOU WERE A REAL MAN,
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YOU WOULD HAVE RIPPED OFF HIS
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LOWER JAW SO HE COULDN'T TALK TO
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YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE, EVER!
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>> OH, DADUMS --
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>> DAD! CALL ME DAD! OR POPS!
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OR PA! THE OLD MAN! ANYTHING!
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FRANK!
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BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD --
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>> STOP THAT, FRANK.
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CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S IN PAIN?
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>> A PITCHFORK IN THE CHEST --
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THAT'S PAIN, OKAY?
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SOMEONE LIGHTING YOUR NUTS ON
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FIRE -- THAT'S PAIN!
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>> EMOTIONAL PAIN.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> HI, MR. FRANKENSTEIN.
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>> UGH.
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>> IS FRANKENBERRY HOME?
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>> PHILIP?
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>> FRANKIE, I-I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS
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I SAID.
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THERE'S -- THERE'S JUST BEEN SO
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MUCH --
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>> OH, PHILIP. I DON'T CARE.
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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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YOU'RE MY YUMMY MUMMY.
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[ BOTH CRYING ]
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>> UGH. ALL RIGHT.
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I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO TAKE A
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[BLEEP]
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MAYBE I CAN MOLD SOME SORT OF A
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REAL SON OUT OF THAT.
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>> EXCUSE ME, GOD.
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CAN YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO HEAVY
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EVEN YOU CAN'T LIFT IT?
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>> I AM [BLEEP] EATING!
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JESUS?!
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>> YES?
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>> GET THIS GUY OUT OF MY FACE.
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>> All right. Come on.
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>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE
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COOL!
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>> THROW IT IN THE FIRE,
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MR. FRODO.
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>> NO! THE RING IS MINE, SAM!
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>> MY PRECIOUS!
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GIVE US BACK MY PRECIOUS!
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BLEH!
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WE FOUND HOBBITSES' FINGER, BUT
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WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS?
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>> IT'S THERE.
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IT'S -- IT'S JUST FURTHER BACK.
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>> [ CHOKING ]
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>> IT'S THERE.
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YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
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BUT IT'S STUCK.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO USE YOUR TONGUE
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AND GET IT ALL WET.
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YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
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JUST A LITTLE MORE.
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OH, YEAH.
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OH, YES.
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YES!
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THE SHIRE!
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>> WHERE'S PRECIOUS?
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>> HERE. YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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>> MY PRECIOUS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OHH?
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WHOOPSIE.
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IF HOBBITSES PUTS MY PRECIOUS
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ON, WE WILL HAVE TO TRY AND
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TAKES IT AGAIN, WON'T WE?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> I GOT A LARGE DOUBLE
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HALF-CAF, NON-FAT MOCHA WITH SOY
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FOR KLTPZYSAM?
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>> THAT'S KLTPZYXM.
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OH! NO, WAIT!
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[ POOF! ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ] BETTER LUCK NEXT
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TIME, MXYZPTLK!
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>> DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE BACK
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HERE.
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>> THE L.Z. MAY BE SWARMING
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WITH COVENANT, MARINES, BUT
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YOU'LL HAVE THE MASTER CHIEF
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BACKING YOU UP.
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I'M SORRY I CAN'T SHOW YOU WHAT
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I REALLY LOOK LIKE.
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>> CHIEF, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH
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AMMO FOR ALL THESE --
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>> I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU
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RIGHT THERE, SOLDIER.
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I KNOW I LOOK PRETTY GENERIC,
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BUT THAT'S SO YOU CAN IDENTIFY
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WITH ME.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION
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THAT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT I LOOK
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LIKE?
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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THIS IS IT, BOYS.
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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>> [ COUGHS ] I'M DYING, CHIEF!
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>> IF YOU THINK I'LL GIVE YOU A
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DYING PEEK AT MY FACE, I'M
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SORRY.
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NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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DESPITE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF
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PEOPLE READILY IDENTIFYING WITH
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DISTINCT PROTAGONISTS, I BELIEVE
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SHOWING MY FACE WOULD ALIENATE
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MY AUDIENCE.
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>> WILL YOU SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!
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WHERE IS YOUR GUN?!
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WHAT?
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WHAT?!
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I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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WITH YOUR FACE!
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>> IT'S A SECRET.
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>> WELL, YOU BETTER BE CRYING IN
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THERE, DICKBAG, BECAUSE YOU WERE
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OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.
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I SWEAR, YOUR EXPRESSION BETTER
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BE ONE OF AWED EPIPHANY AT HOW
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BADLY YOU [BLEEP] UP RIGHT NOW.
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>> CAN I USE YOUR GUN IF I FIND
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YOU A NEEDLER?
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>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST
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SAY TO ME?
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IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME AN
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ASSHOLE, YOU BETTER SAY IT TO MY
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FACE!
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>> YOU THREE DROWNED AND MELTED
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A WOMAN BASED ON THE COLOR OF
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HER SKIN.
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IN THIS COURT'S EYES, THAT IS A
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HATE CRIME.
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>> IT WAS DORO--
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>> SHUT UP, LION!
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>> I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN FOR
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THAT BITCH!
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SHE AIN'T MISSING ME "MOST OF
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ALL," IS SHE?
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>> THE COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF
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MURDER AND SENTENCES YOU TO 10
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TO 15 YEARS IN A
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MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON.
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>> BUT THAT AIN'T FAIR!
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>> WHO WAS OUR LAWYER?
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>> SORRY, BOYS -- GOOD AT
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FLYING, BAD AT LAWYERING.
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>> I'M GONNA RAPE ME A ROBOT
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TONIGHT!
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>> GOT A NEW FISH FOR YOU,
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SIMMONS.
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>> THAT'S MY BUNK.
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
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I'LL MOVE IT DOWN TO --
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>> THAT ONE'S TAKEN, TOO,
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SILLY STRAW.
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>> OH. OKAY, UM, WHERE DO I --
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>> WELL, I'LL RENT YOU THAT BUNK
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UP THERE, BUT THE RENT AIN'T
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CHEAP.
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>> THAT'D BE JUST SWELL.
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>> YOU GOT ANY JELLY OR SOME
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KIND OF SYRUP OR SOMETHING?
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>> HMM? FOR WHAT?
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>> FOR EATING MY [BLEEP] WITH!
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YOU WANT THAT BUNK, YOU GOT TO
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TOSS MY SALAD, PRAG, OR YOU CAN
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LET ME ADD SOME STUFFING TO YOUR
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MUFFIN -- EITHER WAY.
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[ PRISONERS SHOUTING ]
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> OH, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
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>> THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE SO
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MEAN.
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>> COME ON, BUDDY.
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YOU'VE GOT COURAGE NOW.
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WE DO A SIMPLE DIME TO 15.
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>> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
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YOU'LL SEE. IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
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[ CREAKING ]
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>> "I JUST DON'T HAVE THE
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HEART."
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[ CRYING ]
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> OH, SCARECROW, WHAT HAS
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HAPPENED TO YOU?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] THIS PLACE --
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THIS PLACE HAPPENED TO ME.
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>> IS IT THAT BAD?
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>> IT AIN'T KANSAS, SUGARPOP.
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>> OH, DEAR!
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IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
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>> WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME A
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LITTLE SKIN?
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PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS.
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>> UM, I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW --
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>> YOUR TITS! YOUR TOTOS!
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PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS!
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>> [ CRYING ]
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NO, I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T.
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> AUNTIE EM RAISED A REAL
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BITCH.
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>> OH, NO.
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NO. NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NOOOOOO!
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> I SWEAR, THAT'S THE TRUTH --
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AND I AIN'T LION!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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[ CLONG! ]
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!
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YOU LIKE JELLY?!
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IT'S A STREAMER PARTY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHO'S TOSSING WHOSE SALAD NOW?!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ WHACK! WHACK! ]
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>> DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?
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>> IF YOU ONLY HAD THE BALLS.
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>> WELL, WE ARE GOING TO
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ELECTROCUTE YOU.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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LIGHT UP MY LIFE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ ZAP! ]
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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[ SQUEAKING CONTINUES ]
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>> BA-DA-BA BA-DA-BAP, SUPERMAN!