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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]

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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

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>> NOW, THIS IS POD RACING!

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YOU'LL NEVER GET ME AGAIN,

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BUTTHOLE!

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SLAVE BOY NO MORE!

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>> EAT YOUR [BLEEP] SALAD.

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>> LOOK! WE FINALLY MADE IT!

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>> THE LEGENDARY PYRAMINXES!

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THEY MUST BE FULL OF TREASURE!

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[ ALL SCREAM ]

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>> PENIS PUZZLE!

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YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF

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IT, REYNALDO!

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>> IT'S A SNAKE, YOU JACKASS!

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>> RUBIK THE AMAZING CUBE CAN

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HELP US/ANNOY US WITH HIS CUTESY

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'80s-CARTOON VOICE!

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>> GIVE ME THAT!

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BOYS HAVE BETTER SPATIAL

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REASONING THAN GIRLS!

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>> I'D BE ANGRY AT THAT SEXIST

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COMMENT IF IT WASN'T A PROVEN

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SCIENTIFIC FACT BACKED UP BY

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YEARS OF ACADEMIC RESEARCH!

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>> AND DONE!

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>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!

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>> UGH, THAT VOICE IS LIKE

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GETTING ANAL SEXED IN THE EAR

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CANAL!

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>> BUT FIRST, RUBIK BEEN DYING

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TO ASK -- WHY DID YOU TURN RUBIK

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BACK INTO LIFELESS PUZZLE LAST

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TIME?

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>> OH, UH...WE HAD TO GET YOU

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THROUGH CUSTOMS.

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>> THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO!

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE RUBIK'S SPIRIT

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GOES WHEN YOU JUMBLE RUBIK'S

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COLORS?

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A DARK, COLD NEVERLAND OF

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HOPELESSNESS --

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>> DAMN IT, RUBIK!

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, AN APOLOGY

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BLOWJOB?

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DO SOMETHING!

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>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!

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[ LASER FIRE ]

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>> [ SCREAMS ]

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>> OH, NO! NO!

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[ DOG BARKING ]

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OHH, MY ANUS!

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>> DO IT, RUBIK. END HIS PAIN!

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>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!

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>> OH, REYNALDO!

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>> HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.

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A PLACE WITHOUT IS-THAY

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[BLEEP] LICKER-CAY.

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>> LOOK OUT!

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>> WHOA!

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO

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RUN!

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I HAVE NO SPATIAL REASONING!

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>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP.

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>> AAH! MY SEEING PARTS!

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>> WHOA!

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>> R-RUBIK? RUBIK?

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OH, THERE YOU ARE.

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I'LL BRING YOU BACK, RUBIK.

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FRIENDLESS NERD KIDS SOLVE YOU

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BLINDFOLDED ALL THE TIME.

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I'VE SEEN IT ON YouTube WHEN I

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GET BORED OF SKATEBOARD

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ACCIDENTS.

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>> [ WHISTLING ]

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>> HEY!

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>> WHAT?

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OH, IS THIS NOT COOL?

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I-I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL.

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I-I'M SOR-- I-I THOUGHT IT WAS

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COOL.

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[ RUSTLING ]

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IS THIS BETTER?

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ARE WE COOL NOW?

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A-ARE WE COOL NOW?

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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[ SOFT CLAPPING ]

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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[ SIREN WAILS ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ VEHICLE DOORS OPEN ]

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>> [ GASPING ]

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YOU -- YOU ALL STOOD THERE AND

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DID NOTHING.

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YOU DID NOTHING!

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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>> BACK OFF, PSYCHO!

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RELEASE THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUL!

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>> YEAH!

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SPORT HUNTING IS MURDER, YOU

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SICK SON OF A BITCH!

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>> HEY -- HEY, GUYS, THIS IS

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ALL TOTALLY LEGIT.

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I'VE GOT MY PERMITS.

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>> SKINNED THEM HEAD TO TOE JUST

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FOR KICKS.

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I'LL BET YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL

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BIG SHOT, DON'T YOU?

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DON'T YOU?!

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>> LISTEN, GUYS.

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THIS IS JUST MY VACATION, OKAY?

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I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE.

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HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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NO, DON'T TOU-- AAH!

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>> COME HERE. THERE YOU GO.

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COME HERE. YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

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THAT GUY'S GONE NOW.

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>> LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FILTHY.

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>> AWW, SHH, SHH, SHH.

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WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU ALL BETTER.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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>> AND THERE YOU GO!

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GO ON, BOY! GO! RUN AND BE FREE!

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE

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WOULD HURT SUCH AN INNOCENT

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CREATURE.

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[ SNAKE HISSES ]

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>> [ GIGGLING ]

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ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME,

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PINOCCHIO?

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>> OH, YEAH.

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YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.

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>> [ MOANS ]

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OOOH!

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OH, YOU SHOULD ASK BEFORE YOU

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STICK A FINGER IN THERE!

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>> THAT WASN'T A FINGER.

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THIS IS [BLEEP] TERRIBLE.

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>> KLINGON SHIP APPROACHING.

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MAN THE PHASERS, MR. SULU.

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>> YES, CAPTAIN.

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[ ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN ]

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>> WE'VE LOST POWER!

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MR. SPOCK, QUICKLY, TRICODER

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READING.

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>> [ TRILLING ]

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>> UHURA, SCANNERS!

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>> [ WHISTLING ]

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>> CHEKOV, RED ALERT, RED ALERT!

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>> RRRR-EEEE! WRRR-EEEE!

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>> DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC NOW!

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[ ALL VOCALIZING DRAMATICALLY ]

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SCOTTY, MONITOR'S DOWN.

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GIVE ME A KLINGON SHIP NOW!

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SULU, PHASERS, NOW!

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>> BZZSHH! BZZSHH! BZZSHH!

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>> SHOULD WE FIRE TORPEDOES?

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>> NOT YET.

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>> PIZZA? CHECK.

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LA-Z-BOY? CHECK.

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ENTERTAINMENT?

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CHECKMATE!

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>> SKATING ON TOP OF THIS

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SKYSCRAPER'S A GREAT IDEA, BROS!

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HERE COMES THE DOUBLE KICK

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FLIP -- WHOA!

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I'M FALLING!

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>> GREAT SCOTT!

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EVERYBODY, RELAX.

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HE HAD A SCARE. I SAVED HIM.

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HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

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>> WHOA! IT WORKED, BROS!

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I GOT SUPE'D!

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>> All: [ Chanting ] WE GOT

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SUPE'D!

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WE GOT SUPE'D!

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>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU GOT WHAT?

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WHAT DOES HE -- I GOT WHAT?

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>> HEY, CHECK IT OUT -- MY

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DAD'S GUN.

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>> GREAT SCOTT!

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WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?

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>> GUYS! I GOT THE WHOLE THING!

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LET'S PUT IT ON YouTube!

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>> YEAH!

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SO EPIC!

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>> HOLD ON. YOU SET ME UP?

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>> All: [ Chanting ] WE GOT

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SUPE'D!

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>> OH, HELL, NO!

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GIVE ME THAT CAMERA.

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>> OH, SOMEONE HELP!

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IT'S GONNA BLOW!

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&gt;&gt; OH, COME<i> ON!</i>

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I'M NOT HAPPY, BUT I'M HERE.

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&gt;&gt; QUICKLY, SUPERMAN!

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THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE!

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&gt;&gt; YEAH!

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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

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SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!

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&gt;&gt; REALLY? IT'S UP TO ME? OKAY.

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HOW, MAY I ASK, DID YOU GET

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STRAPPED TO A BOMB?

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&gt;&gt; I DON'T KNOW.

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I THINK LEX LUGER DID IT.

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&gt;&gt; OH, LEX<i> LUGER</i> DID IT?

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THE WRESTLER? HE DID THIS? WOW.

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I MEAN, I USUALLY FIGHT

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LEX<i> LUTHOR,</i> BUT THAT GUY SOUNDS

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REALLY BAD.

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&gt;&gt; HURRY! IT'S TICKING DOWN!

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&gt;&gt; OH, DON'T WORRY, I WILL,

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'CAUSE I REALLY BELIEVE

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YOU, SO LET ME JUST USE THE OLD

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SUPER MUSCLES ON THIS CHAIN

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AND --

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UH-OH! MADE OF KRYPTONITE.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT!

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&gt;&gt; YEAH, IT IS.

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OH, I GUESS I CAN'T SAVE YOU.

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OH, AND THAT'S TOO BAD,

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CONSIDERING THIS BOMB LOOKS SO

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REAL AND COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE

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MADE OF PARTS YOU FOUND IN YOUR

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PARENTS' GARAGE.

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&gt;&gt; YEAH!

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"THE TOTAL PACKAGE" IS BACK,

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SUPERMAN!

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GO, LEX LUGER!

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDA--

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&gt;&gt; REX? HERE, BOY.

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&gt;&gt; [ YAWNS ]

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[ FOOTSTEPS ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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[ URINATING ]

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[ TOILET FLUSHING ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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[ FOOTSTEPS ]

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&gt;&gt; HEY, BOY, WANT TO PLAY FETCH?

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&gt;&gt; [ GRUMBLES ]

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&gt;&gt; COME ON, COME ON! ONE MORE!

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YOU CAN DO THIS, HE-MAN!

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&gt;&gt; CAN THIS BE THE END OF

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HE-MAN?

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AH, REST IT ON YOUR THROAT,

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CHUMP.

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&gt;&gt; AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN

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SPIN CLASS?

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&gt;&gt; ALREADY SPINNING!

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SPINNING!

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SPINNING!

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SPINNING -- AAH!

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&gt;&gt; THINGS HERE AT THE

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ETERNIA 24-HOUR FITPLEX HAVE

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GOTTEN CRAZY EVER SINCE THE

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SNAKE MOUNTAIN BRANCH GOT SHUT

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DOWN FOR BLACK MOLD.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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BLACK MOLD'S REALLY BAD FOR

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BREATHING.

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&gt;&gt; OH, HEY, I'LL GET THAT FOR

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YOU.

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[ FARTS ]

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OOPS! [ LAUGHS ]

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&gt;&gt; AW, COME ON!

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&gt;&gt; TAKE A PICTURE.

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IT'LL LAST LONGER.

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&gt;&gt; THEIR PROFESSIONS REQUIRE

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THEM TO WORK OUT CONSTANTLY.

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THEY EITHER HAVE TO BE RIPPED

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LIKE GODS OR BUILT LIKE LINGERIE

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MODELS -- OR, FOR SOME, BOTH.

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&gt;&gt; [ GRUNTING ]

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THIS IS A NEW PERSONAL BEST!

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&gt;&gt; UH-HUH.

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UH-HUH.

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&gt;&gt; [ GRUNTING ]

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&gt;&gt; YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY BIRDIE.

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YEAH. MM-HMM.

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&gt;&gt; YOU PAYING ATTENTION UP

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THERE?

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&gt;&gt; OH, YEAH.

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&gt;&gt; SOMETHING'S OBSCURING MY

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VISION.

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&gt;&gt; UH-HUH.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, MAN?

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IT'S -- IT'S GETTING BIGGER.

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&gt;&gt; YEAH. MM-HMM.

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&gt;&gt; OH, MY GOD!

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GET YOUR [BLEEP] BONER OFF

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OF MY --

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[ GROANS ]

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&gt;&gt; YOU CARE IF I CHANGE THE

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CHANNEL?

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&gt;&gt; REALLY? RACHAEL RAY?

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&gt;&gt; YEAH. SO WHAT?

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&gt;&gt; YOUR NAME IS EVIL-LYN.

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I THOUGHT YOU'D WATCH SOMETHING

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MORE, YOU KNOW [Mockingly] EVIL!

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&gt;&gt; WHAT DO YOU THINK I WATCH

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WHEN I'M ON THE TREADMILL,

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"FACES OF DEATH"?

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&gt;&gt; YEAH, MAYBE.

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&gt;&gt; RACHAEL RAY'S HUSBAND PAYS

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CHICKS TO SPIT ON HIM.

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ALLEGEDLY.

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YOU KNOW, JUST A FUN FACT.

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&gt;&gt; SO, THAT YELLOW SKIN --

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IS THAT A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY

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OR...?

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&gt;&gt; YEAH. UNLIKE YOU, I'M ALL

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OUT OF VITAMIN BITCH.

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&gt;&gt; FINE! FORGET IT, ANAL-LYN.

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&gt;&gt; GREETINGS, GIRLS!

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&gt;&gt; WHOA!

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&gt;&gt; OH, MY GOD.

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&gt;&gt; [ FARTS ] WHEW! WHOA!

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HOT IN HERE!

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I LOVE A GOOD SWEAT, BUT IT SURE

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MAKES MY COOTER ITCH.

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[ RATCHETING ]

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&gt;&gt; WOW! IT LIKE YOU GUYS NOT

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TRYING HARD AT ALL.

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&gt;&gt; LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

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&gt;&gt; I ONLY AFFECT THE "DUR" VOICE

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TO BETTER COMPLETE THE ILLUSION

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I'M YOU, YOU SPRAY-TANNED SIDE

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OF BEEF.

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&gt;&gt; [ GROWLS ] I'D KILL THAT GUY

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IF WE WEREN'T SO EVENLY MATCHED!

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&gt;&gt; YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD HELP

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YOU WITH THAT PROBLEM.

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&gt;&gt; THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU,

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DUNCAN!

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GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE!

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&gt;&gt; ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK

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BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK

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BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK

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BAWK BAWK ♪

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BA-GAWK! BAWK.

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&gt;&gt; OH, COME ON!

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YEAH, SURE, OH, HE'S HUNG LIKE

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A RHINO, AND I GET A FACE LIKE A

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PIRATE FLAG.

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YEAH, THAT'S REAL [BLEEP] FAIR.