WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:08.942 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:09.008 --> 00:00:10.877 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:18.051 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:19.886 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:28.895 --> 00:00:30.764 line:10% position:35% size:48% [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 00:00:38.204 --> 00:00:39.806 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO? 00:00:39.873 --> 00:00:40.440 line:85% position:18% size:15% HELLO? 00:00:40.507 --> 00:00:41.941 line:85% position:40% size:60% OH, OKAY, THERE YOU ARE. 00:00:42.008 --> 00:00:43.143 line:85% position:38% size:53% [BLEEP] HELLO? HELLO? 00:00:43.209 --> 00:00:44.010 line:85% position:28% size:35% ARE YOU THERE? 00:00:44.077 --> 00:00:44.778 line:85% position:20% size:20% DAMN IT! 00:00:44.844 --> 00:00:46.312 line:85% position:50% size:80% I SWEAR, I WOULD BLOW A ZEBRA IF 00:00:46.379 --> 00:00:47.814 line:85% position:45% size:70% I COULD GET A CELLPHONE THAT 00:00:47.881 --> 00:00:49.849 line:85% position:40% size:58% NEVER DROPS THE SIGNAL! 00:00:49.916 --> 00:00:50.750 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ LAUGHS ] 00:00:50.817 --> 00:00:52.152 line:85% position:40% size:58% I HAVE HEARD YOUR WISH. 00:00:52.218 --> 00:00:54.854 line:85% position:45% size:68% I AM A WISH-GRANTING ZEBRA. 00:00:54.921 --> 00:00:55.755 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> SERIOUSLY?! 00:00:55.822 --> 00:00:56.990 line:85% position:38% size:53% I-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 00:00:57.056 --> 00:00:58.625 line:85% position:48% size:73% SO, YOU CAN MAKE MY CELLPHONE 00:00:58.691 --> 00:00:59.526 line:85% position:28% size:35% WORK ANYWHERE? 00:00:59.592 --> 00:01:02.495 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> I DON'T KNOW. CAN I? 00:01:02.562 --> 00:01:04.898 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> [ GAGGING ] 00:01:04.964 --> 00:01:06.833 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> OH, COME ON, IT WASN'T THAT 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:07.567 line:85% position:15% size:10% BAD. 00:01:07.634 --> 00:01:09.235 line:85% position:48% size:75% THINK OF ALL THE CALLS YOU CAN 00:01:09.302 --> 00:01:09.969 line:85% position:23% size:23% MAKE NOW. 00:01:10.036 --> 00:01:11.471 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE. 00:01:11.538 --> 00:01:12.806 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> HEY, YOU GOING WEST? 00:01:12.872 --> 00:01:14.474 line:85% position:50% size:78% COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE 00:01:14.541 --> 00:01:15.175 line:85% position:23% size:25% PALISADES? 00:01:15.241 --> 00:01:16.142 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> UH, I-I GUESS. 00:01:16.209 --> 00:01:17.076 line:85% position:30% size:40% HEY. HEY, HONEY. 00:01:17.143 --> 00:01:18.578 line:85% position:48% size:73% YEAH, NO, I'M JUST ON THE WAY 00:01:18.645 --> 00:01:19.112 line:85% position:20% size:18% OVER -- 00:01:19.179 --> 00:01:19.846 line:85% position:20% size:20% [ BEEP ] 00:01:19.913 --> 00:01:21.414 line:85% position:48% size:73% HELLO? HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL?! 00:01:21.481 --> 00:01:23.149 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> WELL, I ONLY FIXED YOUR 00:01:23.216 --> 00:01:23.783 line:85% position:18% size:15% PHONE. 00:01:23.850 --> 00:01:25.118 line:85% position:35% size:48% I CAN'T FIX THEIRS. 00:01:25.185 --> 00:01:27.020 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> OKAY, I-I GUESS THAT MAKES 00:01:27.086 --> 00:01:28.721 line:85% position:18% size:15% SENSE. 00:01:28.788 --> 00:01:29.923 line:85% position:28% size:35% WAIT A SECOND! 00:01:29.989 --> 00:01:32.325 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ TIRES SCREECH ] 00:01:32.392 --> 00:01:33.159 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> WHAT'S UP, PAL? 00:01:33.226 --> 00:01:34.394 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFE. 00:01:34.461 --> 00:01:35.128 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> OKAY. 00:01:35.195 --> 00:01:36.162 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> SHE WAS ON THE PHONE IN OUR 00:01:36.229 --> 00:01:36.796 line:85% position:18% size:15% HOUSE! 00:01:36.863 --> 00:01:37.997 line:85% position:33% size:45% THAT'S A LANDLINE! 00:01:38.064 --> 00:01:39.165 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> IS THAT RIGHT? 00:01:39.232 --> 00:01:40.567 line:85% position:38% size:55% WELL, THIS IS MY STOP. 00:01:40.633 --> 00:01:41.901 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> WHAT THE HELL?! 00:01:41.968 --> 00:01:43.670 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU'RE NOT A ZEBRA AT ALL! 00:01:43.736 --> 00:01:45.572 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> NOPE, JUST A HORNY LITTLE 00:01:45.638 --> 00:01:47.574 line:85% position:48% size:75% HORSE WITH SOME SMOKE BOMBS TO 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:48.575 line:85% position:18% size:15% SPARE! 00:01:48.641 --> 00:01:49.642 line:85% position:18% size:13% POOF! 00:01:49.709 --> 00:01:50.777 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:01:50.844 --> 00:01:52.111 line:10% position:50% size:80% >> VERINGULAR WIRELESS -- SO YOU 00:01:52.178 --> 00:01:53.279 line:10% position:45% size:70% DON'T HAVE TO BLOW A MAGICAL 00:01:53.346 --> 00:01:54.380 line:10% position:18% size:15% ZEBRA. 00:01:54.447 --> 00:01:55.448 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR 00:01:55.515 --> 00:01:56.282 line:85% position:35% size:50% LAST MEAL, ANDERSON? 00:01:56.349 --> 00:01:57.350 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> I WANT TO EAT YOUR WIFE'S 00:01:57.417 --> 00:01:58.351 line:85% position:20% size:18% [BLEEP] 00:01:58.418 --> 00:02:01.287 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN! 00:02:01.354 --> 00:02:01.955 line:85% position:20% size:20% [ BEEP ] 00:02:02.021 --> 00:02:02.989 line:85% position:30% size:38% HONEY, IT'S ME. 00:02:03.056 --> 00:02:04.724 line:85% position:48% size:73% CAN YOU HEAD OVER TO THE JAIL 00:02:04.791 --> 00:02:05.892 line:85% position:33% size:45% WITH YOUR LASAGNA? 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:06.826 line:85% position:28% size:35% GREAT. THANKS. 00:02:06.893 --> 00:02:07.594 line:85% position:20% size:18% [BLEEP] 00:02:07.660 --> 00:02:09.229 line:85% position:50% size:78% CAN WE REPLACE THE BATTERIES IN 00:02:09.295 --> 00:02:11.431 line:85% position:35% size:50% THAT SMOKE DETECTOR? 00:02:11.498 --> 00:02:12.499 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ SIREN WAILING ] 00:02:12.565 --> 00:02:13.900 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> OH, DAMN IT -- CHIPS! 00:02:13.967 --> 00:02:17.937 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ WAILING CONTINUES ] 00:02:18.004 --> 00:02:19.205 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, 00:02:19.272 --> 00:02:19.672 line:85% position:20% size:18% PLEASE. 00:02:19.739 --> 00:02:20.306 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OW! 00:02:20.373 --> 00:02:21.241 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> WOW, YOU ARE FREAKING 00:02:21.307 --> 00:02:21.808 line:85% position:23% size:25% DELICIOUS! 00:02:21.875 --> 00:02:22.509 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ GUNS COCK ] 00:02:22.575 --> 00:02:24.377 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> HEY, HEY, EASY, PAL! 00:02:24.444 --> 00:02:25.678 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ TIRES SCREECH ] 00:02:25.745 --> 00:02:27.180 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU BOYS NEED A LITTLE 00:02:27.247 --> 00:02:27.780 line:85% position:20% size:18% BACKUP? 00:02:27.847 --> 00:02:29.082 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> WHO'S THE NEW GUY? 00:02:29.148 --> 00:02:30.850 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> NAME'S PRINGLE. 00:02:30.917 --> 00:02:32.385 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> SOMETHING A LITTLE TOO 00:02:32.452 --> 00:02:33.553 line:85% position:33% size:45% PERFECT ABOUT YOU. 00:02:33.620 --> 00:02:35.321 line:85% position:45% size:68% SOMETHING DOESN'T STACK UP. 00:02:35.388 --> 00:02:36.990 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> OH, I STACK UP. 00:02:37.056 --> 00:02:38.258 line:85% position:38% size:53% I STACK UP REAL NICE. 00:02:38.324 --> 00:02:38.858 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> BYE! 00:02:38.925 --> 00:02:39.926 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ TIRES SCREECH ] 00:02:39.993 --> 00:02:42.262 line:85% position:35% size:48% NOT SO FAST, BUDDY. 00:02:42.328 --> 00:02:43.796 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ TIRES SCREECH ] 00:02:43.863 --> 00:02:45.732 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> WOW, THAT WAS REAL RANCH 00:02:45.798 --> 00:02:46.966 line:85% position:30% size:38% STYLE, PRINGLE! 00:02:47.033 --> 00:02:48.835 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> YOU KNOW IT. 00:02:48.902 --> 00:02:50.303 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> AND THEN HE JUST ROPED THE 00:02:50.370 --> 00:02:50.937 line:85% position:15% size:10% GUY. 00:02:51.004 --> 00:02:51.971 line:85% position:40% size:60% IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, CHIEF. 00:02:52.038 --> 00:02:53.406 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YEAH, BUT IT WENT AGAINST 00:02:53.473 --> 00:02:54.507 line:85% position:35% size:50% DEPARTMENT PROTOCOL. 00:02:54.574 --> 00:02:55.942 line:85% position:33% size:45% WE HAD TO CAN HIM. 00:02:56.009 --> 00:02:58.244 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> [ Muffled ] I'M A GOOD COP! 00:02:58.311 --> 00:03:00.313 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> ♪ WHOA ♪ 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:01.881 line:85% position:30% size:40% ♪ I'M CRUSHING ♪ 00:03:01.948 --> 00:03:03.516 line:85% position:28% size:35% ♪ ON A CRUSH ♪ 00:03:03.583 --> 00:03:05.985 line:85% position:50% size:80% ♪ BICYCLES, LEMONADE, GAME BOY ♪ 00:03:06.052 --> 00:03:06.819 line:85% position:25% size:30% ♪ GAME BOY ♪ 00:03:06.886 --> 00:03:08.688 line:85% position:35% size:50% ♪ CRUSHING SO HARD ♪ 00:03:08.755 --> 00:03:09.689 line:85% position:33% size:43% ♪ SO HARD, GIRL ♪ 00:03:09.756 --> 00:03:10.957 line:85% position:38% size:53% ♪ AND I LIKE SKITTLE, 00:03:11.024 --> 00:03:11.658 line:85% position:28% size:33% SK-SKITTLES ♪ 00:03:11.724 --> 00:03:12.926 line:85% position:40% size:60% ♪ SKITTLE, SK-SKITTLES ♪ 00:03:12.992 --> 00:03:13.626 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AND CUT! 00:03:13.693 --> 00:03:15.128 line:85% position:48% size:75% THIS IS THE EDGIEST THING I'VE 00:03:15.194 --> 00:03:15.995 line:85% position:30% size:38% EVER WORKED ON! 00:03:16.062 --> 00:03:16.763 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> EDGY? 00:03:16.829 --> 00:03:18.398 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YEAH, YOUNG LESBIAN PROUD OF 00:03:18.464 --> 00:03:20.233 line:85% position:50% size:78% WHO SHE IS, SINGING ABOUT IT -- 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:20.900 line:85% position:20% size:20% AWESOME! 00:03:20.967 --> 00:03:23.436 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> THAT'S A LITTLE BOY. 00:03:23.503 --> 00:03:25.772 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ THUD, FEEDBACK ] 00:03:25.838 --> 00:03:27.941 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ ANIMALS CHATTERING ] 00:03:28.007 --> 00:03:28.942 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SLOOP! ] 00:03:29.008 --> 00:03:30.910 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OW, MY [BLEEP] BACK! 00:03:30.977 --> 00:03:32.412 line:85% position:40% size:58% NO, D-D-DON'T TOUCH ME! 00:03:32.478 --> 00:03:34.547 line:85% position:45% size:70% JUST GO GET SOMEONE, SHARON! 00:03:34.614 --> 00:03:36.449 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> AUTOBOTS, EARTH IS OUR HOME 00:03:36.516 --> 00:03:37.083 line:85% position:15% size:10% NOW. 00:03:37.150 --> 00:03:38.484 line:85% position:40% size:58% AS SUCH, WE SHOULD GIVE 00:03:38.551 --> 00:03:40.053 line:85% position:40% size:60% OURSELVES EARTHLY NAMES. 00:03:40.119 --> 00:03:41.220 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> OKAY, I GUESS I'LL BE 00:03:41.287 --> 00:03:41.955 line:85% position:23% size:25% BUMBLEBEE. 00:03:42.021 --> 00:03:43.189 line:85% position:48% size:73% IT'S CUTE AND NONTHREATENING. 00:03:43.256 --> 00:03:44.657 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I ENJOY THE MUSIC I'VE HEARD 00:03:44.724 --> 00:03:46.059 line:85% position:48% size:75% SOME OF THESE EARTH CATS PLAY. 00:03:46.125 --> 00:03:47.560 line:85% position:30% size:40% I'LL GO BY JAZZ. 00:03:47.627 --> 00:03:50.563 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> AND I SHALL BE OPTIMUS PRIME. 00:03:50.630 --> 00:03:51.598 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, REALLY? 00:03:51.664 --> 00:03:52.332 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHAT? 00:03:52.398 --> 00:03:53.533 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OPTIMUS PRIME? 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:54.934 line:85% position:35% size:50% I DIDN'T CALL MYSELF 00:03:55.001 --> 00:03:56.202 line:85% position:33% size:45% MAXIMUS GENITALIA. 00:03:56.269 --> 00:03:57.770 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> BUT YOU KNOW I'M THE LEADER. 00:03:57.837 --> 00:03:59.339 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YEAH, MAN, WE DO KNOW, WHICH 00:03:59.405 --> 00:04:00.940 line:85% position:50% size:80% MAKES ME WONDER WHY I HAVE TO BE 00:04:01.007 --> 00:04:02.508 line:85% position:50% size:78% REMINDED EVERY TIME WE SAY YOUR 00:04:02.575 --> 00:04:03.276 line:85% position:18% size:13% NAME. 00:04:03.343 --> 00:04:04.510 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU KNOW WE ALL THINK YOU'RE 00:04:04.577 --> 00:04:05.211 line:85% position:25% size:28% GREAT, MAN. 00:04:05.278 --> 00:04:06.613 line:85% position:45% size:68% WHO YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE? 00:04:06.679 --> 00:04:09.349 line:85% position:50% size:78% [ Echoing ] CONVINCE, CONVINCE. 00:04:09.415 --> 00:04:11.150 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> HEY, DAD, I GOT AN "A" ON MY 00:04:11.217 --> 00:04:11.884 line:85% position:23% size:25% MATH TEST. 00:04:11.951 --> 00:04:12.952 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, GOOD JOB, 00:04:13.019 --> 00:04:14.621 line:85% position:48% size:73% INCREDIBUS DISAPPOINTMENTMAX. 00:04:14.687 --> 00:04:16.422 line:85% position:50% size:78% THEY HAND OUT FOOTBALL TROPHIES 00:04:16.489 --> 00:04:17.824 line:85% position:40% size:58% FOR "'A' ON MATH TEST"? 00:04:17.890 --> 00:04:18.625 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> UH, NO. 00:04:18.691 --> 00:04:20.560 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WELL, THEN TRANSFORM AND ROLL 00:04:20.627 --> 00:04:23.162 line:85% position:38% size:55% OUT OF MY [BLEEP] WAY! 00:04:23.229 --> 00:04:26.265 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OH. OH, DADDY. 00:04:26.332 --> 00:04:28.468 line:85% position:33% size:43% AND NOW YOU KNOW. 00:04:28.534 --> 00:04:30.169 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> ARE YOU OKAY... 00:04:30.236 --> 00:04:32.038 line:85% position:28% size:35% OPTIMUS PRIME? 00:04:32.105 --> 00:04:33.606 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> OH, YOU SONS OF BITCHES. 00:04:33.673 --> 00:04:35.642 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ LAUGHS ] COME HERE. 00:04:35.708 --> 00:04:36.809 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> GIVE IT UP, SINESTRO! 00:04:36.876 --> 00:04:37.877 line:85% position:38% size:55% JUST TURN YOURSELF IN! 00:04:37.944 --> 00:04:38.745 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 00:04:38.811 --> 00:04:39.479 line:85% position:23% size:23% I SHOULD! 00:04:39.545 --> 00:04:40.647 line:85% position:48% size:73% I SHOULD DO THAT JUST TO BLOW 00:04:40.713 --> 00:04:41.581 line:85% position:33% size:45% YOUR [BLEEP] MIND! 00:04:41.648 --> 00:04:42.582 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> YEAH, I DARE YOU! 00:04:42.649 --> 00:04:43.783 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU DARE ME TO END OUR 00:04:43.850 --> 00:04:45.151 line:85% position:48% size:75% DECADES-OLD RIVALRY ON A DARE? 00:04:45.218 --> 00:04:46.352 line:85% position:43% size:63% HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? 00:04:46.419 --> 00:04:47.620 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> JUST WALK RIGHT INTO THE 00:04:47.687 --> 00:04:49.055 line:85% position:50% size:78% POLICE STATION AND TELL THEM TO 00:04:49.122 --> 00:04:49.622 line:85% position:23% size:23% CUFF YOU. 00:04:49.689 --> 00:04:50.456 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AHA! 00:04:50.523 --> 00:04:51.257 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:04:51.324 --> 00:04:51.991 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CRYING ] 00:04:52.058 --> 00:04:52.759 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> OH, GOD! 00:04:52.825 --> 00:04:54.193 line:85% position:40% size:60% OH, GOD, I-I MEANT TO DO 00:04:54.260 --> 00:04:54.927 line:85% position:23% size:25% HANDCUFFS! 00:04:54.994 --> 00:04:55.828 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> AAH, MY HANDS, AAH! 00:04:55.895 --> 00:04:56.462 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, MY GOD! 00:04:56.529 --> 00:04:57.363 line:85% position:38% size:55% OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY! 00:04:57.430 --> 00:04:58.264 line:85% position:38% size:55% OH, GOD, I CAN'T LOOK! 00:04:58.331 --> 00:04:59.332 line:85% position:45% size:68% I CAN'T -- I GOT TO BOUNCE! 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:00.066 line:85% position:23% size:25% I'M SORRY! 00:05:00.133 --> 00:05:00.967 line:85% position:48% size:73% I'LL CALL 911 FROM THE CAR, I 00:05:01.034 --> 00:05:01.968 line:85% position:18% size:15% SWEAR! 00:05:02.035 --> 00:05:02.969 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ DING! ] 00:05:03.036 --> 00:05:04.537 line:85% position:48% size:75% [ DOOR CLOSES, TIRES SCREECH ] 00:05:04.604 --> 00:05:07.173 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ WARBLE! ] 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:08.875 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WELCOME BACK TO OA, HOME OF 00:05:08.941 --> 00:05:10.309 line:85% position:40% size:60% THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS. 00:05:10.376 --> 00:05:11.044 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ DING! ] 00:05:11.110 --> 00:05:12.345 line:85% position:48% size:73% I'M SORRY, HAL JORDAN, BUT WE 00:05:12.412 --> 00:05:13.646 line:85% position:43% size:65% CANNOT RESTORE YOUR HANDS. 00:05:13.713 --> 00:05:14.881 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> BUT POWER RINGS CAN DO 00:05:14.947 --> 00:05:16.449 line:85% position:50% size:80% ANYTHING GIVEN ENOUGH WILLPOWER! 00:05:16.516 --> 00:05:17.250 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, REALLY? 00:05:17.316 --> 00:05:19.152 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOU WIPE OUT CANCER ON EARTH? 00:05:19.218 --> 00:05:20.253 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> WELL... 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:21.020 line:85% position:15% size:8% NO! 00:05:21.087 --> 00:05:22.155 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> WE FEEL FOR YOU, HAL JORDAN, 00:05:22.221 --> 00:05:23.723 line:85% position:50% size:78% BUT YOU CAN NO LONGER WIELD THE 00:05:23.790 --> 00:05:24.390 line:85% position:25% size:28% POWER RING. 00:05:24.457 --> 00:05:25.792 line:85% position:45% size:68% HAVING FINGERS IS KIND OF A 00:05:25.858 --> 00:05:26.559 line:85% position:28% size:33% PREREQUISITE. 00:05:26.626 --> 00:05:28.294 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> UM, THERE IS A -- WELL, THERE 00:05:28.361 --> 00:05:29.862 line:85% position:48% size:73% [CHUCKLES] THERE IS ONE OTHER 00:05:29.929 --> 00:05:31.597 line:85% position:50% size:80% PLACE I COULD WEAR A POWER RING. 00:05:31.664 --> 00:05:32.865 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> LIKE ON A NECKLACE? 00:05:32.932 --> 00:05:34.534 line:85% position:50% size:78% YOU'D NEVER INTERFACE PROPERLY. 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:35.301 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> NO. 00:05:35.368 --> 00:05:37.537 line:85% position:45% size:68% ANOTHER PLACE, SOUTH O' THE 00:05:37.603 --> 00:05:38.304 line:85% position:20% size:18% BORDER. 00:05:38.371 --> 00:05:39.672 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> JORDAN, ARE WE TALKING ABOUT 00:05:39.739 --> 00:05:40.573 line:85% position:30% size:38% A [BLEEP] RING? 00:05:40.640 --> 00:05:41.908 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A 00:05:41.974 --> 00:05:43.676 line:85% position:28% size:33% [BLEEP] RING. 00:05:43.743 --> 00:05:45.244 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OH! 00:05:45.311 --> 00:05:46.779 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> GEE, BUDDY, DID YOU CONSIDER 00:05:46.846 --> 00:05:47.714 line:85% position:33% size:45% A TOE RING, MAYBE? 00:05:47.780 --> 00:05:49.282 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> UH, HOW'S A TOE RING GOING TO 00:05:49.348 --> 00:05:50.917 line:85% position:30% size:40% FIT ON MY PENIS? 00:05:50.983 --> 00:05:51.851 line:85% position:20% size:18% STUPID! 00:05:51.918 --> 00:05:54.187 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WAH, WAH. WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH. 00:05:54.253 --> 00:05:54.787 line:85% position:23% size:23% WAH, WAH. 00:05:54.854 --> 00:05:55.521 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> A NEW KID? 00:05:55.588 --> 00:05:56.989 line:85% position:48% size:75% OH, BOY, MAYBE HE'LL TAKE OVER 00:05:57.056 --> 00:05:58.424 line:85% position:48% size:73% MY POSITION ON THE TOTEM POLE 00:05:58.491 --> 00:05:59.192 line:85% position:25% size:30% AROUND HERE. 00:05:59.258 --> 00:06:00.626 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE [BLEEP] 00:06:00.693 --> 00:06:01.794 line:85% position:40% size:58% CATCHER, CHARLIE BROWN! 00:06:01.861 --> 00:06:03.229 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> WELL, WHOEVER HE IS, HE'LL 00:06:03.296 --> 00:06:05.164 line:85% position:48% size:75% NEVER REPLACE BY SWEET BABBOO! 00:06:05.231 --> 00:06:07.166 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> OH, BROTHER! 00:06:07.233 --> 00:06:08.201 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> HEY, EVERYONE. 00:06:08.267 --> 00:06:10.737 line:85% position:50% size:80% MY NAME IS REN -- REN McCORMACK. 00:06:10.803 --> 00:06:11.337 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> BEAT IT! 00:06:11.404 --> 00:06:11.804 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:06:11.871 --> 00:06:12.538 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OOH, HELLO! 00:06:12.605 --> 00:06:13.873 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR OUR 00:06:13.940 --> 00:06:14.674 line:85% position:30% size:40% DANCE REHEARSAL. 00:06:14.741 --> 00:06:15.975 line:85% position:48% size:73% WE'RE PRACTICING A NUMBER FOR 00:06:16.042 --> 00:06:17.677 line:85% position:38% size:55% OUR CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 00:06:17.744 --> 00:06:18.778 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I LOVE TO DANCE! 00:06:18.845 --> 00:06:20.279 line:85% position:45% size:68% MY LAST TOWN BANNED DANCING 00:06:20.346 --> 00:06:23.616 line:85% position:23% size:23% ENTIRELY. 00:06:23.683 --> 00:06:24.984 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU MIGHT SAY DANCING MAKES ME 00:06:25.051 --> 00:06:29.589 line:85% position:48% size:75% FEEL FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE. 00:06:29.655 --> 00:06:30.623 line:85% position:40% size:58% LOOK, I'M KEVIN BACON'S 00:06:30.690 --> 00:06:34.927 line:85% position:45% size:68% CHARACTER FROM "FOOTLOOSE." 00:06:34.994 --> 00:06:36.629 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> AND A-ONE AND A-TWO. 00:06:36.696 --> 00:06:40.466 line:85% position:43% size:65% [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 00:06:40.533 --> 00:06:41.868 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORST 00:06:41.934 --> 00:06:43.035 line:85% position:43% size:63% DANCING I HAVE EVER SEEN. 00:06:43.102 --> 00:06:43.970 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 00:06:44.036 --> 00:06:45.271 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I'M SORRY [BLEEP] BOX, BUT 00:06:45.338 --> 00:06:45.838 line:85% position:23% size:23% YOU'RE -- 00:06:45.905 --> 00:06:46.639 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> IT'S PIG-PEN. 00:06:46.706 --> 00:06:47.173 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> SORRY. 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:47.840 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> IT'S OKAY. 00:06:47.907 --> 00:06:49.075 line:85% position:45% size:68% YOU MADE A LATERAL ERROR AT 00:06:49.142 --> 00:06:49.842 line:85% position:18% size:13% BEST. 00:06:49.909 --> 00:06:50.877 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> YOU'RE JUST ALL REPEATING THE 00:06:50.943 --> 00:06:52.211 line:85% position:48% size:75% SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 00:06:52.278 --> 00:06:53.513 line:85% position:48% size:73% I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS KID EVEN 00:06:53.579 --> 00:06:54.847 line:85% position:18% size:15% DOING? 00:06:54.914 --> 00:06:56.149 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I COULDN'T THINK OF A DANCE! 00:06:56.215 --> 00:06:56.749 line:85% position:25% size:28% I PANICKED! 00:06:56.816 --> 00:06:57.483 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> SORRY, GUYS. 00:06:57.550 --> 00:06:58.785 line:85% position:50% size:78% I GOT TO GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF 00:06:58.851 --> 00:06:59.519 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERE. 00:06:59.585 --> 00:07:00.386 line:85% position:48% size:73% I WOULD RATHER MOVE BACK TO A 00:07:00.453 --> 00:07:02.054 line:85% position:48% size:75% TOWN WITH NO DANCING THAN STAY 00:07:02.121 --> 00:07:03.055 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERE. 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:04.791 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> AND A-ONE AND A-TWO. 00:07:04.857 --> 00:07:07.160 line:85% position:43% size:65% [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 00:07:07.226 --> 00:07:09.095 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 00:07:12.398 --> 00:07:15.568 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> ♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪ 00:07:15.635 --> 00:07:18.704 line:85% position:30% size:38% ♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪ 00:07:18.771 --> 00:07:20.006 line:85% position:30% size:38% ♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪ 00:07:20.072 --> 00:07:22.675 line:85% position:23% size:23% ♪ AHHHH ♪ 00:07:22.742 --> 00:07:24.310 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ I'M GONNA FLY SO HIGH ♪ 00:07:24.377 --> 00:07:25.812 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ GONNA SPREAD MY WINGS ♪ 00:07:25.878 --> 00:07:27.547 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ FLYING THROUGH THE HEAVENS 00:07:27.613 --> 00:07:29.081 line:85% position:40% size:58% WHERE THE ANGELS SING ♪ 00:07:29.148 --> 00:07:30.783 line:85% position:48% size:73% ♪ NOTHING'S STOPPING ME NOW ♪ 00:07:30.850 --> 00:07:32.251 line:85% position:40% size:58% ♪ NO DREAM IS TOO BIG ♪ 00:07:32.318 --> 00:07:33.686 line:85% position:38% size:55% ♪ GONNA SAVE THE DAY ♪ 00:07:33.753 --> 00:07:35.588 line:85% position:38% size:53% ♪ I CAN DO ANYTHING ♪ 00:07:35.655 --> 00:07:37.990 line:85% position:38% size:53% ♪ I CAN DO ANYTHING ♪ 00:07:38.057 --> 00:07:39.892 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:40.660 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 00:07:40.726 --> 00:07:42.028 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> GOOD NEWS, REN -- TURNS OUT 00:07:42.094 --> 00:07:43.229 line:85% position:43% size:63% YOU CAN'T OUTLAW DANCING. 00:07:43.296 --> 00:07:44.297 line:85% position:38% size:55% IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL. 00:07:44.363 --> 00:07:45.064 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> ALL RIGHT! 00:07:45.131 --> 00:07:46.432 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YEAH, BUT THEN THEY PASSED A 00:07:46.499 --> 00:07:47.166 line:85% position:20% size:20% NEW LAW. 00:07:47.233 --> 00:07:48.334 line:85% position:48% size:75% NOW WE HAVE TO USE CREATIONIST 00:07:48.401 --> 00:07:48.935 line:85% position:23% size:25% TEXTBOOKS. 00:07:49.001 --> 00:07:49.936 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] 00:07:50.002 --> 00:07:51.938 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> RATS! 00:07:52.004 --> 00:07:54.440 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] 00:07:54.507 --> 00:07:55.141 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ LAUGHS ] 00:07:55.208 --> 00:07:56.442 line:85% position:45% size:70% BET THAT STUPID JUNKYARD DOG 00:07:56.509 --> 00:07:57.243 line:85% position:30% size:38% CAN'T CATCH US! 00:07:57.310 --> 00:07:57.944 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROWLS ] 00:07:58.010 --> 00:07:59.245 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE DOG! 00:07:59.312 --> 00:07:59.979 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ GROWLS ] 00:08:00.046 --> 00:08:03.015 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YOU DIED IN 1998, DUMB ASS! 00:08:03.082 --> 00:08:04.050 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ GROANS ] 00:08:04.116 --> 00:08:06.085 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ ANGELS VOCALIZING ] 00:08:06.152 --> 00:08:07.687 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> ARE YOU READY FOR MORE OF 00:08:07.753 --> 00:08:09.222 line:85% position:43% size:65% THOSE HILARIOUS BLOOPERS?! 00:08:09.288 --> 00:08:10.723 line:85% position:43% size:65% WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, THOSE 00:08:10.790 --> 00:08:12.258 line:85% position:43% size:65% HILARIOUS CLIPS HAVE TO BE 00:08:12.325 --> 00:08:13.860 line:85% position:45% size:70% LICENSED, WHICH COSTS MONEY, 00:08:13.926 --> 00:08:15.528 line:85% position:48% size:75% WHICH IS IN SHORT SUPPLY SINCE 00:08:15.595 --> 00:08:17.330 line:85% position:50% size:80% OUR C.P.A. LIQUIDATED OUR ASSETS 00:08:17.396 --> 00:08:18.898 line:85% position:45% size:70% AND BLEW TOWN TO GO FEAST ON 00:08:18.965 --> 00:08:19.932 line:85% position:30% size:40% THAI SCHOOLBOYS! 00:08:19.999 --> 00:08:20.733 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:22.235 line:85% position:43% size:63% SO INSTEAD, HERE ARE SOME 00:08:22.301 --> 00:08:24.103 line:85% position:50% size:80% HILARIOUS CLIPS FROM MY VERY OWN 00:08:24.170 --> 00:08:24.804 line:85% position:18% size:13% LIFE! 00:08:24.871 --> 00:08:26.205 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 00:08:26.272 --> 00:08:27.907 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> DADDY, WHEN I GROW UP, I'M 00:08:27.974 --> 00:08:29.709 line:85% position:50% size:78% GONNA MARRY THAT PRETTY SINGER! 00:08:29.775 --> 00:08:31.410 line:85% position:48% size:73% SHE'S THE PRETTIEST GIRL I'VE 00:08:31.477 --> 00:08:32.144 line:85% position:23% size:25% EVER SEEN! 00:08:32.211 --> 00:08:33.112 line:85% position:28% size:35% NO, DADDY, NO! 00:08:33.179 --> 00:08:34.714 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> HER FIRST NAME IS "BOY," 00:08:34.780 --> 00:08:36.215 line:85% position:23% size:23% DILLWEED! 00:08:36.282 --> 00:08:37.216 line:85% position:35% size:48% YOU COME BACK HERE! 00:08:37.283 --> 00:08:39.085 line:85% position:50% size:80% THIS IS [BLEEP] KRYPTONITE, SON! 00:08:39.151 --> 00:08:40.853 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YOU MIGHT SAY MY BALLS WERE 00:08:40.920 --> 00:08:41.921 line:85% position:30% size:40% SCARED STRAIGHT. 00:08:41.988 --> 00:08:43.322 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 00:08:43.389 --> 00:08:44.924 line:85% position:48% size:73% THIS NEXT CLIP REALLY MADE ME 00:08:44.991 --> 00:08:46.726 line:85% position:38% size:53% THE BUTT OF THE JOKE! 00:08:46.792 --> 00:08:48.594 line:85% position:20% size:20% WHOO-EE! 00:08:48.661 --> 00:08:51.397 line:85% position:38% size:55% THIS BURRITO IS SPICY! 00:08:51.464 --> 00:08:52.164 line:85% position:25% size:28% [ GULPING ] 00:08:52.231 --> 00:08:53.933 line:85% position:50% size:80% NOTHING BEATS MEXICAN TAP WATER. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.134 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ STOMACH GURGLING ] 00:08:55.201 --> 00:08:56.736 line:85% position:45% size:70% THAT WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE. 00:08:56.802 --> 00:08:58.671 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ FARTING LOUDLY ] 00:09:03.910 --> 00:09:05.578 line:85% position:45% size:70% MY ASSHOLE IS STILL 50% SCAR 00:09:05.645 --> 00:09:06.212 line:85% position:20% size:18% TISSUE! 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:07.113 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 00:09:07.179 --> 00:09:08.981 line:85% position:50% size:78% BETWEEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AND 00:09:09.048 --> 00:09:10.883 line:85% position:50% size:78% BOY GEORGE, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN 00:09:10.950 --> 00:09:12.518 line:85% position:35% size:48% ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 00:09:12.585 --> 00:09:14.287 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> OH, COME ON, MAN, YOU GOT TO 00:09:14.353 --> 00:09:16.088 line:85% position:50% size:78% CASH IN THAT "V" CARD SOMETIME! 00:09:16.155 --> 00:09:17.823 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU'RE THE ONLY VIRGIN I KNOW, 00:09:17.890 --> 00:09:18.457 line:85% position:15% size:10% BRO! 00:09:18.524 --> 00:09:19.892 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> YEAH, BUT SHE'S SO -- 00:09:19.959 --> 00:09:21.761 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> DUDE, IT'S STARTER [BLEEP] 00:09:21.827 --> 00:09:23.596 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOU WORK YOUR WAY UP THE FOOD 00:09:23.663 --> 00:09:24.797 line:85% position:33% size:43% CHAIN, I PROMISE. 00:09:24.864 --> 00:09:27.300 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OH, UH, GEEZ, SORRY. 00:09:27.366 --> 00:09:28.534 line:85% position:38% size:53% IT WAS MY FIRST TIME. 00:09:28.601 --> 00:09:29.869 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. 00:09:29.936 --> 00:09:31.404 line:85% position:45% size:68% I GOT AN EARLY CLASS, SO... 00:09:31.470 --> 00:09:33.139 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> PROBABLY TOO LATE TO PUT THIS 00:09:33.205 --> 00:09:33.906 line:85% position:20% size:20% ON, HUH? 00:09:33.973 --> 00:09:36.509 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> YOU DIDN'T PUT -- OH, MY GOD! 00:09:36.575 --> 00:09:37.710 line:85% position:33% size:43% AND I'M PREGNANT. 00:09:37.777 --> 00:09:39.045 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> HOW CAN YOU TELL? 00:09:39.111 --> 00:09:40.780 line:85% position:45% size:68% WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME I 00:09:40.846 --> 00:09:41.480 line:85% position:18% size:13% HAVE. 00:09:41.547 --> 00:09:43.049 line:85% position:45% size:70% YEP, FOR YOUR GOOD BUDDY THE 00:09:43.115 --> 00:09:44.784 line:85% position:48% size:75% "BLOOPERS" HOST, YOU MIGHT SAY 00:09:44.850 --> 00:09:45.551 line:85% position:25% size:28% TIME IS UP. 00:09:45.618 --> 00:09:47.253 line:85% position:50% size:78% FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I'LL NEED AN 00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:47.987 line:85% position:23% size:25% ASSISTANT. 00:09:48.054 --> 00:09:49.455 line:85% position:43% size:65% PLEASE WELCOME MY PREGNANT 00:09:49.522 --> 00:09:51.123 line:85% position:50% size:80% 13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, STEPHANIE! 00:09:51.190 --> 00:09:51.891 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ APPLAUSE ] 00:09:51.958 --> 00:09:53.392 line:85% position:45% size:70% THAT'S RIGHT -- I WAS SUCH A 00:09:53.459 --> 00:09:54.994 line:85% position:48% size:75% GOOD PARENT, GOD IS BUMPING ME 00:09:55.061 --> 00:09:56.595 line:85% position:50% size:78% TO GRANDPARENT STATUS WAY AHEAD 00:09:56.662 --> 00:09:57.363 line:85% position:25% size:30% OF SCHEDULE! 00:09:57.430 --> 00:09:58.631 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> DAD, MY ANKLES HURT! 00:09:58.698 --> 00:09:59.832 line:85% position:38% size:53% PLEASE DRIVE ME HOME! 00:09:59.899 --> 00:10:01.500 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> JUST AS SOON AS DADDY COMMITS 00:10:01.567 --> 00:10:02.501 line:85% position:33% size:43% HARI-KARI, HONEY. 00:10:02.568 --> 00:10:04.036 line:85% position:48% size:75% NOW, WHEN I DISEMBOWEL MYSELF, 00:10:04.103 --> 00:10:05.538 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU CUT MY HEAD OFF WITH THE 00:10:05.604 --> 00:10:06.305 line:85% position:20% size:18% KATANA! 00:10:06.372 --> 00:10:07.606 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> [ SIGHS ] I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 00:10:07.673 --> 00:10:10.643 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 00:10:10.710 --> 00:10:11.911 line:85% position:30% size:40% STOP MOCKING ME. 00:10:11.978 --> 00:10:14.547 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 00:10:14.613 --> 00:10:17.216 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ DISTORTED LAUGHTER ] 00:10:17.283 --> 00:10:18.651 line:10% position:30% size:40% STOP MOCKING ME! 00:10:18.718 --> 00:10:19.485 line:10% position:20% size:18% >> DAD! 00:10:19.552 --> 00:10:20.519 line:10% position:23% size:25% >> COMING! 00:10:20.586 --> 00:10:22.054 line:10% position:25% size:30% [ CLATTERS ] 00:10:22.121 --> 00:10:26.292 line:10% position:23% size:25% [ SLOOP! ] 00:10:26.359 --> 00:10:28.627 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] 00:10:28.694 --> 00:10:29.862 line:10% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:29.929 --> 00:10:31.030 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:31.097 --> 00:10:32.498 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:32.565 --> 00:10:33.165 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:33.232 --> 00:10:34.300 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:34.367 --> 00:10:35.301 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:35.368 --> 00:10:36.802 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:36.869 --> 00:10:37.470 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:37.536 --> 00:10:38.537 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:38.604 --> 00:10:39.605 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:39.672 --> 00:10:41.140 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:41.207 --> 00:10:41.807 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:41.874 --> 00:10:43.743 line:10% position:28% size:35% BA-GAWK! 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