WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:05.004 --> 00:00:08.975 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:09.042 --> 00:00:10.977 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.082 --> 00:00:18.084 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.151 --> 00:00:19.986 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.471 --> 00:00:40.073 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> LIFT-OFF IN 3... 00:00:40.140 --> 00:00:41.174 line:85% position:15% size:10% 2... 00:00:41.241 --> 00:00:41.908 line:85% position:15% size:10% 1... 00:00:41.975 --> 00:00:48.148 line:85% position:23% size:23% IGNITION. 00:00:48.214 --> 00:00:49.315 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> SIR, LAUNCH FAILURE! 00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.183 line:85% position:30% size:38% LAUNCH FAILURE! 00:00:50.250 --> 00:00:51.418 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OH, MY KIDS 6 TO 12! 00:00:51.484 --> 00:00:52.752 line:85% position:50% size:63% SCRAMBLE EMERGENCY CREWS! 00:00:52.819 --> 00:00:54.053 line:85% position:50% size:63% AND SOMEONE BETTER GET ME 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:54.988 line:85% position:35% size:48% ANSWERS -- AND NOW! 00:00:55.054 --> 00:00:55.989 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> WE'RE TRYING, SIR. 00:00:56.055 --> 00:00:57.424 line:74% position:50% size:80% MOST OF THESE COMPUTERS ARE JUST 00:00:57.490 --> 00:00:58.124 line:85% position:25% size:28% PAINTED ON! 00:00:58.191 --> 00:00:59.325 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> DAMN BUDGET CUTS! 00:00:59.392 --> 00:01:00.193 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ EXPLOSIONS ] 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:01.327 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:01:01.394 --> 00:01:03.897 line:85% position:45% size:70% [ SIREN WAILS, HORN BLARES ] 00:01:03.963 --> 00:01:06.065 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 00:01:06.132 --> 00:01:08.935 line:74% position:50% size:78% >> THE PILOTS ARE STILL INSIDE! 00:01:14.641 --> 00:01:15.475 line:85% position:25% size:30% IT'S NO USE! 00:01:15.542 --> 00:01:17.343 line:74% position:50% size:78% THE WINDOW AND THE AXE ARE MADE 00:01:17.410 --> 00:01:18.645 line:85% position:38% size:53% OF THE SAME MATERIAL! 00:01:18.711 --> 00:01:19.946 line:85% position:33% size:43% THEY'RE DONE FOR. 00:01:20.013 --> 00:01:20.914 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ HORN HONKS ] 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:22.549 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OUT OF MY WAY! 00:01:22.615 --> 00:01:25.318 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ ENGINE REVVING ] 00:01:25.385 --> 00:01:27.153 line:74% position:48% size:73% LET'S SEE HOW THIS DOOR LIKES 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:29.989 line:85% position:30% size:38% 450 HORSEPOWER. 00:01:30.056 --> 00:01:30.690 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ POINK! ] 00:01:30.757 --> 00:01:31.858 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> OH, IT'S A NO GO! 00:01:31.925 --> 00:01:33.493 line:74% position:48% size:73% THE CABLE SNAPPED LIKE IT WAS 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:34.427 line:85% position:30% size:38% MADE OF THREAD! 00:01:34.494 --> 00:01:36.996 line:74% position:48% size:75% >> AAH! THEY'RE BURNING ALIVE! 00:01:37.063 --> 00:01:38.231 line:85% position:25% size:30% THEIR FACES! 00:01:38.298 --> 00:01:40.800 line:85% position:38% size:53% THEIR HORRIBLE FACES! 00:01:40.867 --> 00:01:42.535 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> WELL, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT 00:01:42.602 --> 00:01:44.304 line:74% position:48% size:73% THERE WAS A MISSING 1x2 BRICK 00:01:44.370 --> 00:01:46.139 line:74% position:50% size:78% FROM THE SPACE-SHUTTLE ASSEMBLY 00:01:46.206 --> 00:01:47.040 line:85% position:15% size:10% KIT. 00:01:47.106 --> 00:01:48.107 line:74% position:50% size:80% IT WAS BELIEVED AT THE TIME THAT 00:01:48.174 --> 00:01:49.442 line:85% position:43% size:65% WE COULD FINISH THE VESSEL 00:01:49.509 --> 00:01:51.010 line:74% position:50% size:78% WITHOUT AFFECTING THE DEMANDING 00:01:51.077 --> 00:01:51.911 line:85% position:30% size:40% LAUNCH SCHEDULE. 00:01:51.978 --> 00:01:52.712 line:85% position:30% size:38% IN HINDSIGHT -- 00:01:52.779 --> 00:01:54.080 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> AAH! IT'S ALL OUR FAULT! 00:01:54.147 --> 00:01:55.482 line:74% position:45% size:70% WE WERE PLAYING GOD, AND YOU 00:01:55.548 --> 00:01:56.749 line:85% position:20% size:20% KNOW IT! 00:01:56.816 --> 00:01:58.151 line:74% position:50% size:73% [ PEOPLE GASPING, SCREAMING ] 00:01:58.218 --> 00:01:59.185 line:85% position:50% size:70% [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] 00:01:59.252 --> 00:02:01.154 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OH! 00:02:01.221 --> 00:02:02.722 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> AND THEN, AT THE FUNERAL, THE 00:02:02.789 --> 00:02:04.224 line:74% position:50% size:78% LEGO ASTRONAUT'S WIFE MEETS HER 00:02:04.290 --> 00:02:06.426 line:85% position:35% size:48% HUSBAND'S MISTRESS. 00:02:06.493 --> 00:02:07.927 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> DOES SHE HAVE BIG TITS? 00:02:07.994 --> 00:02:09.262 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> MAY I JOIN YOU? 00:02:09.329 --> 00:02:11.798 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OF COURSE, MR. BOND. 00:02:11.865 --> 00:02:12.532 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:13.266 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:02:13.333 --> 00:02:13.867 line:85% position:18% size:13% UNGH! 00:02:13.933 --> 00:02:14.567 line:85% position:20% size:20% [ THUD ] 00:02:14.634 --> 00:02:15.435 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ ALL CHEERING ] 00:02:15.502 --> 00:02:16.336 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AWESOME! 00:02:16.402 --> 00:02:17.637 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! 00:02:17.704 --> 00:02:19.839 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> I'VE NEVER -- 00:02:19.906 --> 00:02:21.708 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] 00:02:21.774 --> 00:02:23.142 line:74% position:48% size:75% >> AND TOP OFF THAT HAPPY MEAL 00:02:23.209 --> 00:02:24.310 line:85% position:40% size:58% WITH A TASTY APPLE PIE. 00:02:24.377 --> 00:02:25.712 line:74% position:48% size:75% WARNING -- APPLE PIES ARE HOT. 00:02:25.778 --> 00:02:27.080 line:85% position:50% size:70% DO NOT STICK YOUR [BLEEP] IN 00:02:27.146 --> 00:02:28.314 line:85% position:43% size:63% THE McDONALD'S APPLE PIE. 00:02:28.381 --> 00:02:29.282 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> WHAT DO YOU CALL 00:02:29.349 --> 00:02:31.985 line:85% position:40% size:60% WILMER VALDERRAMA'S MOM? 00:02:32.051 --> 00:02:34.120 line:85% position:30% size:40% A FEZ DISPENSER! 00:02:34.187 --> 00:02:35.688 line:85% position:15% size:8% OH! 00:02:35.755 --> 00:02:37.123 line:85% position:38% size:55% I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! 00:02:37.190 --> 00:02:38.992 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> MOMMY, THOSE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE 00:02:39.058 --> 00:02:39.826 line:85% position:18% size:13% ANTS. 00:02:39.893 --> 00:02:40.927 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> OH, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE 00:02:40.994 --> 00:02:42.495 line:74% position:48% size:73% LANDING IN THE KINGDOM OF THE 00:02:42.562 --> 00:02:43.263 line:85% position:18% size:13% ANTS! 00:02:43.329 --> 00:02:43.963 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> AAAH! 00:02:44.030 --> 00:02:45.031 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> AH-HA! I GOT YOU. 00:02:45.098 --> 00:02:46.065 line:85% position:33% size:43% I'M JUST KIDDING. 00:02:46.132 --> 00:02:47.600 line:74% position:45% size:70% >> WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING IT 00:02:47.667 --> 00:02:48.301 line:85% position:18% size:13% DOWN? 00:02:48.368 --> 00:02:49.569 line:85% position:35% size:48% I'M TRYING TO READ. 00:02:49.636 --> 00:02:51.170 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ BOTH SCREAM ] 00:02:55.275 --> 00:02:57.410 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ BOTH SLURPING ] 00:03:01.481 --> 00:03:03.716 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OH, WHAT THE [BLEEP] 00:03:07.086 --> 00:03:08.488 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ WOOD CREAKING ] 00:03:08.555 --> 00:03:11.291 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> OH, NO! NO, NO, NO! 00:03:11.357 --> 00:03:13.693 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> OKAY, GUYS, ANDY'S ALMOST 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:15.128 line:74% position:45% size:70% HOME FROM COLLEGE FOR SPRING 00:03:15.194 --> 00:03:15.728 line:85% position:18% size:15% BREAK! 00:03:15.795 --> 00:03:17.063 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ ALL CHEER ] 00:03:17.130 --> 00:03:18.665 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> WHY WOULD THEY CELEBRATE A 00:03:18.731 --> 00:03:19.666 line:85% position:30% size:40% SPRING BREAKING? 00:03:19.732 --> 00:03:21.367 line:74% position:50% size:78% THAT'S THE SADDEST TIME FOR ME. 00:03:21.434 --> 00:03:22.869 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> [ Chuckling ] OH, SLINK. 00:03:22.936 --> 00:03:23.870 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> SILLY CANINE. 00:03:23.937 --> 00:03:25.305 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> WHAT A FREAKING JERK. 00:03:25.371 --> 00:03:26.306 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> ANDY'S HERE! 00:03:26.372 --> 00:03:27.574 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES! 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:29.542 line:74% position:48% size:75% SINGLE FILE, FRONT AND CENTER! 00:03:29.609 --> 00:03:31.210 line:85% position:43% size:63% COMMANDER IN CHIEF ON THE 00:03:31.277 --> 00:03:31.878 line:85% position:23% size:23% PREMISES! 00:03:31.945 --> 00:03:32.979 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> YOU MEAN OBAMA? 00:03:33.046 --> 00:03:34.714 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> HE'S NOT MY PRESIDENT. 00:03:34.781 --> 00:03:36.783 line:85% position:50% size:68% [ BOTH SMOOCHING, MOANING ] 00:03:36.849 --> 00:03:39.485 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> TELL MY STORY! 00:03:39.552 --> 00:03:40.420 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> Etch! 00:03:40.486 --> 00:03:43.389 line:85% position:43% size:63% What's going on up there? 00:03:43.456 --> 00:03:44.657 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ ALL GROAN ] 00:03:44.724 --> 00:03:45.625 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OH, LORD! 00:03:45.692 --> 00:03:47.160 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ VOMITS ] 00:03:47.226 --> 00:03:48.561 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> YOU'VE GOT TO HELP THAT GIRL, 00:03:48.628 --> 00:03:49.128 line:85% position:18% size:15% SARGE. 00:03:49.195 --> 00:03:49.929 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> OH, GOD! 00:03:49.996 --> 00:03:52.065 line:85% position:43% size:63% SHE WON'T STOP SCREAMING! 00:03:52.131 --> 00:03:53.232 line:74% position:48% size:73% WHAT DOES "[BLEEP] MY [BLEEP] 00:03:53.299 --> 00:03:55.368 line:85% position:35% size:50% BOX DRY" EVEN MEAN?! 00:03:55.435 --> 00:03:59.906 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> THIS IS AWESOME! 00:03:59.973 --> 00:04:01.207 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SQUISH ] 00:04:01.274 --> 00:04:02.909 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> OH! OOF! 00:04:02.976 --> 00:04:03.876 line:85% position:25% size:30% AW, DAMN IT! 00:04:03.943 --> 00:04:05.912 line:74% position:48% size:75% I LEFT MY FAVORITE TOY BACK AT 00:04:05.979 --> 00:04:06.713 line:85% position:23% size:23% THE DORM. 00:04:06.779 --> 00:04:08.448 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> HIS FAVORITE TOY? 00:04:08.514 --> 00:04:10.249 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> TIME TO IMPROVISE. 00:04:10.316 --> 00:04:11.351 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:04:11.417 --> 00:04:12.785 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> WHAT'S HE DOING WITH BUZZ? 00:04:12.852 --> 00:04:13.853 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ PLASTIC CREAKING ] 00:04:13.920 --> 00:04:14.687 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YES! 00:04:14.754 --> 00:04:15.688 line:85% position:50% size:68% AND READY FOR A TEST DRIVE. 00:04:15.755 --> 00:04:16.623 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ LIGHTER FLICKS ] 00:04:16.689 --> 00:04:17.790 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> HE DIDN'T. NOT BUZZ. 00:04:17.857 --> 00:04:18.891 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> [ INHALING DEEPLY ] 00:04:18.958 --> 00:04:19.859 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ WATER BUBBLING ] 00:04:19.926 --> 00:04:21.227 line:85% position:45% size:70% [ Exhaling ] TO INFINITY AND 00:04:21.294 --> 00:04:23.696 line:85% position:20% size:18% BEYOND! 00:04:23.763 --> 00:04:25.798 line:85% position:38% size:55% DOMINO, MOTHER [BLEEP] 00:04:25.865 --> 00:04:26.966 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:04:27.033 --> 00:04:27.700 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> BUZZ? 00:04:27.767 --> 00:04:28.968 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> BUZZED BY BUZZ! 00:04:29.035 --> 00:04:30.203 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> YOU OKAY? 00:04:30.269 --> 00:04:31.738 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> [ Goofy voice ] HELLO, WOODY! 00:04:31.804 --> 00:04:32.739 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ GASPS ] 00:04:32.805 --> 00:04:36.042 line:74% position:50% size:75% DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DADDY DID? 00:04:36.109 --> 00:04:37.310 line:85% position:18% size:13% POOP! 00:04:37.377 --> 00:04:38.645 line:85% position:23% size:25% HE POOPED! 00:04:38.711 --> 00:04:40.647 line:85% position:50% size:65% ♪ BOOP-DE-DOOP DOOP BOOP ♪ 00:04:40.713 --> 00:04:42.915 line:74% position:48% size:75% AH, SOMEBODY LEFT SOME POOP IN 00:04:42.982 --> 00:04:43.750 line:85% position:23% size:25% HIS PANTS. 00:04:43.816 --> 00:04:45.018 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> IT'S OKAY, PAL. 00:04:45.084 --> 00:04:47.453 line:85% position:35% size:48% WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. 00:04:47.520 --> 00:04:50.023 line:74% position:48% size:75% >> AND THE FARMER, HE HAULS... 00:04:50.089 --> 00:04:52.025 line:85% position:33% size:45% ANOTHER LOAD AWAY! 00:04:52.091 --> 00:04:54.994 line:85% position:38% size:53% BYE, LOAD! BYE, LOAD! 00:04:55.061 --> 00:04:56.729 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ CRIES ] 00:04:56.796 --> 00:04:58.331 line:85% position:48% size:75% [ Voice breaking ] GOOD NIGHT, 00:04:58.398 --> 00:04:59.165 line:85% position:28% size:33% SWEET PRINCE. 00:04:59.232 --> 00:05:00.900 line:74% position:43% size:65% >> WE GONNA PLAY TOMORROW? 00:05:00.967 --> 00:05:03.970 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU BET, PAL. YOU BET. 00:05:04.037 --> 00:05:06.139 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> TO INFINITY... 00:05:06.205 --> 00:05:08.141 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] 00:05:13.012 --> 00:05:15.081 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ SHOUTING STOPS ] 00:05:15.148 --> 00:05:16.582 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> AND BEYOND. 00:05:16.649 --> 00:05:18.484 line:85% position:23% size:23% [ CRIES ] 00:05:18.551 --> 00:05:19.986 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> GARFIELD, WE HAVE SOME BAD 00:05:20.053 --> 00:05:20.887 line:85% position:18% size:13% NEWS. 00:05:20.953 --> 00:05:22.055 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> OH, SOMEONE GOT A CASE OF THE 00:05:22.121 --> 00:05:22.889 line:85% position:20% size:20% MONDAYS? 00:05:22.955 --> 00:05:24.057 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> YOU HAVE TYPE-2 DIABETES. 00:05:24.123 --> 00:05:24.957 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, GARFIELD! 00:05:25.024 --> 00:05:26.426 line:74% position:48% size:73% YOUR LOVE OF LASAGNA WAS YOUR 00:05:26.492 --> 00:05:27.293 line:85% position:20% size:20% UNDOING. 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:28.461 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> ACTUALLY, HIS ASTOUNDINGLY 00:05:28.528 --> 00:05:29.829 line:74% position:45% size:68% IRRESPONSIBLE OWNER WAS HIS 00:05:29.896 --> 00:05:30.396 line:85% position:20% size:20% UNDOING. 00:05:30.463 --> 00:05:31.297 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHOA! 00:05:31.364 --> 00:05:32.532 line:74% position:50% size:80% GARFIELD PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, 00:05:32.598 --> 00:05:33.399 line:85% position:15% size:10% LIZ. 00:05:33.466 --> 00:05:34.400 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> WE NEED TO REMOVE ALL FOUR 00:05:34.467 --> 00:05:35.134 line:85% position:18% size:13% FEET. 00:05:35.201 --> 00:05:36.002 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> W-WHAT? HANDS, TOO? 00:05:36.069 --> 00:05:37.236 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS, 00:05:37.303 --> 00:05:37.904 line:85% position:23% size:23% GARFIELD. 00:05:37.970 --> 00:05:38.838 line:85% position:33% size:45% YOU'RE NOT PEOPLE. 00:05:38.905 --> 00:05:40.206 line:85% position:45% size:68% YOU'RE A PET WITH NO JOB OR 00:05:40.273 --> 00:05:41.641 line:74% position:48% size:73% INCOME WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO 00:05:41.708 --> 00:05:43.109 line:74% position:48% size:75% CONSUME ENORMOUS QUANTITIES OF 00:05:43.176 --> 00:05:44.644 line:74% position:50% size:80% ITALIAN CUISINE YEAR AFTER YEAR. 00:05:44.711 --> 00:05:45.545 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ SIGHS ] 00:05:45.611 --> 00:05:46.879 line:74% position:50% size:78% HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST? 00:05:46.946 --> 00:05:47.947 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> OH, ABOUT $2,200. 00:05:48.014 --> 00:05:48.748 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> UH, NO. NO. 00:05:48.815 --> 00:05:49.515 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> JON? 00:05:49.582 --> 00:05:50.416 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> YOU DID THIS TO HIM! 00:05:50.483 --> 00:05:52.251 line:74% position:50% size:78% >> THAT'S LIKE A USED CAR, MAN! 00:05:52.318 --> 00:05:54.020 line:74% position:48% size:75% I CAN'T DROP THAT KIND OF CASH 00:05:54.087 --> 00:05:55.421 line:85% position:40% size:58% INTO A 13-YEAR-OLD CAT! 00:05:55.488 --> 00:05:56.089 line:85% position:20% size:20% UNH-UNH. 00:05:56.155 --> 00:05:56.923 line:85% position:15% size:8% NO. 00:05:56.989 --> 00:05:57.657 line:85% position:15% size:8% NO! 00:05:57.724 --> 00:05:59.392 line:85% position:38% size:53% NEGATORY, GOOD BUDDY. 00:05:59.459 --> 00:06:01.561 line:85% position:38% size:53% NOT GIVIN' YOU -- NO. 00:06:01.627 --> 00:06:03.062 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:05.865 line:85% position:50% size:68% GARFIELD TWO -- DRY FOOD OR 00:06:05.932 --> 00:06:07.967 line:85% position:43% size:63% SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS?! 00:06:08.034 --> 00:06:08.935 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ KITTEN MEOWS ] 00:06:09.001 --> 00:06:09.769 line:85% position:23% size:25% EXCELLENT. 00:06:09.836 --> 00:06:11.337 line:85% position:50% size:68% I KNEW YOU'D MAKE THE RIGHT 00:06:11.404 --> 00:06:14.640 line:85% position:20% size:18% CHOICE. 00:06:14.707 --> 00:06:15.675 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 00:06:15.742 --> 00:06:17.009 line:74% position:50% size:75% WE ARE NOW IN ORBIT AROUND THE 00:06:17.076 --> 00:06:18.845 line:74% position:48% size:73% PLANET OF HOT CHICKS WHO TURN 00:06:18.911 --> 00:06:20.213 line:85% position:35% size:48% OUT TO BE MONSTERS. 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:21.647 line:74% position:48% size:75% BUT THEY'RE FRIENDLY MONSTERS, 00:06:21.714 --> 00:06:23.750 line:85% position:40% size:58% AND THEY'RE VERY HORNY. 00:06:23.816 --> 00:06:24.984 line:85% position:40% size:60% UNFORTUNATELY, THEY HAVE 00:06:25.051 --> 00:06:26.319 line:85% position:43% size:65% RAZOR-SHARP TEETH IN THEIR 00:06:26.385 --> 00:06:27.220 line:85% position:20% size:20% VAGINAS. 00:06:27.286 --> 00:06:28.454 line:74% position:50% size:80% ALTHOUGH THEY DO HAVE 10 BREASTS 00:06:28.521 --> 00:06:31.991 line:85% position:18% size:13% EACH. 00:06:32.058 --> 00:06:33.993 line:85% position:45% size:70% OH, AND THE SHIP IS ON FIRE. 00:06:36.162 --> 00:06:37.797 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ METALLIC BANGING ] 00:06:38.898 --> 00:06:40.700 line:74% position:50% size:80% >> EVERYONE REMEMBERS THE HEROIC 00:06:40.767 --> 00:06:41.834 line:85% position:33% size:43% HEROISM THAT MADE 00:06:41.901 --> 00:06:43.603 line:74% position:48% size:75% CAPTAIN "SULLY" SULLENBERGER A 00:06:43.669 --> 00:06:44.437 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERO. 00:06:44.504 --> 00:06:45.872 line:74% position:45% size:70% BUT WHILE ONE HERO WAS BORN, 00:06:45.938 --> 00:06:47.607 line:74% position:50% size:73% ANOTHER DIED IN THE BOWELS OF 00:06:47.673 --> 00:06:48.574 line:85% position:33% size:43% THE JET ENGINE -- 00:06:48.641 --> 00:06:49.876 line:85% position:33% size:45% LAUNCHPAD McQUACK. 00:06:49.942 --> 00:06:51.711 line:85% position:50% size:70% FOR NOT FILING AN FAA FLIGHT 00:06:51.778 --> 00:06:53.613 line:74% position:48% size:73% PLAN, HE AND 17 SEAGULLS PAID 00:06:53.679 --> 00:06:54.914 line:85% position:35% size:48% THE ULTIMATE PRICE. 00:06:54.981 --> 00:06:55.915 line:85% position:30% size:38% ALL TOO COMMON. 00:06:55.982 --> 00:06:57.583 line:74% position:48% size:73% THE DECADE WE CALLED THE '90s 00:06:57.650 --> 00:06:59.385 line:74% position:50% size:80% INTRODUCED CHARACTERS WE THOUGHT 00:06:59.452 --> 00:07:01.120 line:74% position:48% size:75% WE'D NEVER FORGET, AND THEN WE 00:07:01.187 --> 00:07:02.188 line:85% position:15% size:10% DID. 00:07:02.255 --> 00:07:03.723 line:10% position:40% size:60% DARKWING DUCK REMEMBERS. 00:07:03.790 --> 00:07:05.625 line:10% position:50% size:78% LAUNCHPAD WAS HIS SIDEKICK FROM 00:07:05.691 --> 00:07:07.527 line:10% position:28% size:33% 1991 TO 1995. 00:07:07.593 --> 00:07:09.095 line:10% position:33% size:45% >> OH, THAT IDIOT! 00:07:09.162 --> 00:07:10.496 line:74% position:50% size:78% I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE FLIGHT 00:07:10.563 --> 00:07:11.964 line:85% position:43% size:65% 1549 CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT. 00:07:12.031 --> 00:07:13.633 line:74% position:48% size:75% AND LIFE, BEING A CRUEL BITCH, 00:07:13.699 --> 00:07:15.234 line:74% position:45% size:70% NOW MY DAUGHTER GOSALYN HERE 00:07:15.301 --> 00:07:16.602 line:85% position:40% size:60% NEEDS MONEY FOR A KIDNEY 00:07:16.669 --> 00:07:17.637 line:85% position:25% size:28% TRANSPLANT. 00:07:17.703 --> 00:07:19.539 line:85% position:40% size:60% SO I'VE DONATED MY BODY. 00:07:19.605 --> 00:07:20.773 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> TO SCIENCE? 00:07:20.840 --> 00:07:23.075 line:74% position:48% size:75% >> TO THIS CHINESE RESTAURANT. 00:07:23.142 --> 00:07:25.144 line:85% position:35% size:50% LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 00:07:25.211 --> 00:07:26.512 line:85% position:40% size:60% HEY, HEY, HOLD ON! WAIT! 00:07:26.579 --> 00:07:27.380 line:85% position:20% size:20% HOLD ON! 00:07:27.446 --> 00:07:28.748 line:74% position:48% size:75% YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE HUMANE! 00:07:28.815 --> 00:07:30.049 line:85% position:40% size:58% WAIT! WAIT! STOP! STOP! 00:07:30.116 --> 00:07:30.983 line:85% position:30% size:38% WHAT THE HELL?! 00:07:31.050 --> 00:07:32.552 line:85% position:50% size:70% HEY, AT LEAST SLIT MY THROAT 00:07:32.618 --> 00:07:33.152 line:85% position:18% size:15% FIRST! 00:07:33.219 --> 00:07:34.086 line:85% position:28% size:33% AAH! KILL ME! 00:07:34.153 --> 00:07:35.488 line:85% position:43% size:63% COME ON, WHAT THE [BLEEP] 00:07:35.555 --> 00:07:36.889 line:85% position:28% size:35% AAH! AAAAAAH!! 00:07:36.956 --> 00:07:40.293 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> LIVE ONES COOK BETTER. 00:07:40.359 --> 00:07:41.627 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> THERE'S WALDO. 00:07:41.694 --> 00:07:43.830 line:74% position:50% size:78% HE HID FROM OUR EYES, BUT NEVER 00:07:43.896 --> 00:07:44.764 line:85% position:30% size:40% FROM OUR HEARTS. 00:07:44.831 --> 00:07:46.332 line:74% position:48% size:75% LATER, HE BECAME A FOLLOWER OF 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:47.867 line:74% position:48% size:73% THE REVEREND MOONRISE SUNBEAM 00:07:47.934 --> 00:07:49.468 line:74% position:50% size:78% AND TOOK UP PERMANENT RESIDENCE 00:07:49.535 --> 00:07:50.903 line:85% position:30% size:40% ON HIS COMPOUND. 00:07:50.970 --> 00:07:52.004 line:10% position:45% size:68% WELL, I GOT TIRED OF ALWAYS 00:07:52.071 --> 00:07:53.039 line:10% position:43% size:65% STANDING OUT IN THE CROWD. 00:07:53.105 --> 00:07:54.240 line:10% position:50% size:75% FROM NOW ON, I JUST WANT TO BE 00:07:54.307 --> 00:07:56.309 line:10% position:48% size:75% PART OF SOMETHING BIGGER, MAN. 00:07:56.375 --> 00:07:57.543 line:10% position:48% size:75% >> BROTHER WALDO, COME JOIN US 00:07:57.610 --> 00:07:59.412 line:10% position:38% size:53% FOR SOME FRUIT PUNCH. 00:07:59.478 --> 00:08:01.447 line:10% position:50% size:73% >> ON AUGUST 12, 1998, ALL OF 00:08:01.514 --> 00:08:03.516 line:10% position:48% size:75% AMERICA PLAYED "WHERE'S WALDO" 00:08:03.583 --> 00:08:05.651 line:10% position:38% size:53% ONE LAST TIME ON CNN. 00:08:05.718 --> 00:08:06.485 line:10% position:25% size:30% THERE HE IS. 00:08:06.552 --> 00:08:07.653 line:10% position:45% size:68% MESAGOG PLANNED TO SEND THE 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:08.955 line:10% position:50% size:65% EARTH BACK TO THE MESOZOIC 00:08:09.021 --> 00:08:10.156 line:10% position:43% size:63% ERA -- THAT IS, UNTIL THE 00:08:10.223 --> 00:08:11.624 line:10% position:50% size:78% POWER RANGERS DEFEATED HIM WITH 00:08:11.691 --> 00:08:12.892 line:10% position:30% size:40% MILD GYMNASTICS. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:13.926 line:10% position:38% size:53% TURNING HUMANITY INTO 00:08:13.993 --> 00:08:15.328 line:10% position:48% size:75% DINOSAURS -- HOW'S THAT GOING? 00:08:15.394 --> 00:08:16.729 line:10% position:48% size:75% >> WELL, I ASSUME YOU'RE BEING 00:08:16.796 --> 00:08:17.997 line:10% position:50% size:68% FACETIOUS, SINCE AS YOU CAN 00:08:18.064 --> 00:08:19.465 line:10% position:50% size:80% CLEARLY SEE, I'M NOW THE MANAGER 00:08:19.532 --> 00:08:20.766 line:10% position:28% size:33% OF A WENDY'S. 00:08:20.833 --> 00:08:22.134 line:85% position:48% size:73% I'M TRYING TO TREAT IT LIKE A 00:08:22.201 --> 00:08:23.202 line:85% position:28% size:35% MINOR SETBACK. 00:08:23.269 --> 00:08:24.871 line:85% position:43% size:63% THE BIG ROADBLOCK WAS THE 00:08:24.937 --> 00:08:25.972 line:85% position:30% size:38% DINOSAUR DNA -- 00:08:26.038 --> 00:08:27.807 line:74% position:45% size:70% >> MR. MESAGOG! MR. MESAGOG! 00:08:27.874 --> 00:08:29.208 line:74% position:48% size:75% YO, TRIPLE STACK -- DOES IT GO 00:08:29.275 --> 00:08:30.543 line:74% position:45% size:70% CHEESE, BACON, MEAT, CHEESE, 00:08:30.610 --> 00:08:31.844 line:85% position:50% size:68% BACON, MEAT, CHEESE, BACON, 00:08:31.911 --> 00:08:33.212 line:74% position:48% size:73% MEAT; OR MEAT, BACON, CHEESE, 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:34.447 line:85% position:43% size:65% MEAT, BACON, CHEESE, MEAT, 00:08:34.513 --> 00:08:35.915 line:74% position:50% size:78% BACON, CHEESE; OR BACON, BACON, 00:08:35.982 --> 00:08:37.250 line:74% position:45% size:70% CHEESE, BACON, MEAT, CHEESE, 00:08:37.316 --> 00:08:37.950 line:85% position:25% size:28% MEAT, MEAT? 00:08:38.017 --> 00:08:41.320 line:85% position:35% size:50% I ALWAYS FORGET, YO. 00:08:41.387 --> 00:08:42.755 line:74% position:48% size:73% >> CHEESE, BACON, MEAT, MEAT, 00:08:42.822 --> 00:08:44.090 line:85% position:50% size:68% MEAT, BACON, CHEESE, BACON, 00:08:44.156 --> 00:08:44.991 line:85% position:20% size:18% CHEESE. 00:08:45.057 --> 00:08:46.092 line:74% position:50% size:78% >> FOR A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE, 00:08:46.158 --> 00:08:47.560 line:74% position:48% size:75% I CAUGHT UP WITH PINKY AND THE 00:08:47.627 --> 00:08:48.928 line:85% position:50% size:70% BRAIN, STILL INCARCERATED AT 00:08:48.995 --> 00:08:50.897 line:85% position:50% size:68% ACME LABS AS TEST SUBJECTS. 00:08:50.963 --> 00:08:52.999 line:10% position:48% size:73% >> OH, THE GLORY DAYS WHEN ME 00:08:53.065 --> 00:08:54.433 line:10% position:35% size:50% AND BRAIN WAS MATES. 00:08:54.500 --> 00:08:55.301 line:10% position:18% size:13% NARF! 00:08:55.368 --> 00:08:57.203 line:10% position:48% size:75% MOVED HIM TO A DIFFERENT CAGE, 00:08:57.270 --> 00:08:58.070 line:10% position:15% size:10% SEE? 00:08:58.137 --> 00:08:59.505 line:10% position:48% size:73% 'MEMBER HIS BIG NOGGIN? ZORT! 00:08:59.572 --> 00:09:01.173 line:10% position:50% size:80% THOUGHT HE WAS SMART, BUT IT WAS 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:02.275 line:10% position:30% size:40% PAGET'S DISEASE. 00:09:02.341 --> 00:09:03.709 line:10% position:40% size:58% >> SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE 00:09:03.776 --> 00:09:05.478 line:10% position:35% size:50% CRIPPLING ARTHRITIS. 00:09:05.544 --> 00:09:06.646 line:10% position:33% size:45% OH, AND I'M BLIND. 00:09:06.712 --> 00:09:07.680 line:10% position:30% size:38% >> SO, PINKY -- 00:09:07.747 --> 00:09:09.248 line:10% position:43% size:65% >> WHAT'D YOU SAY, FRIEND? 00:09:09.315 --> 00:09:10.983 line:10% position:48% size:73% YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK INTO THE 00:09:11.050 --> 00:09:12.051 line:10% position:30% size:40% GIANT HUMAN EAR! 00:09:12.118 --> 00:09:12.685 line:10% position:18% size:13% TROZ! 00:09:12.752 --> 00:09:14.086 line:10% position:20% size:18% >> OOH! 00:09:15.488 --> 00:09:16.822 line:10% position:30% size:38% REMEMBER DARIA? 00:09:16.889 --> 00:09:18.024 line:10% position:28% size:33% I KNOW. YUCK! 00:09:18.090 --> 00:09:19.191 line:10% position:40% size:58% I WAS ANXIOUS TO GET AN 00:09:19.258 --> 00:09:20.493 line:10% position:50% size:68% ACERBIC, DRY-WITTED TAKE ON 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:21.928 line:10% position:48% size:73% THE TUMULTUOUS '90s FROM THIS 00:09:21.994 --> 00:09:23.129 line:10% position:40% size:60% ANTI-FEMININE, BASICALLY 00:09:23.195 --> 00:09:24.230 line:10% position:38% size:55% ASEXUAL, BOY-REPELLING 00:09:24.297 --> 00:09:25.131 line:10% position:25% size:30% TRAIN WRECK. 00:09:25.197 --> 00:09:26.399 line:10% position:50% size:80% THANKS FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US, 00:09:26.465 --> 00:09:27.066 line:10% position:18% size:15% DARIA. 00:09:27.133 --> 00:09:27.967 line:10% position:33% size:45% >> IT'S DARYL NOW. 00:09:28.034 --> 00:09:29.268 line:10% position:50% size:80% ALL THOSE YEARS, I THOUGHT I WAS 00:09:29.335 --> 00:09:30.569 line:10% position:45% size:70% AN EXCEPTIONALLY GROSS GIRL, 00:09:30.636 --> 00:09:32.071 line:10% position:50% size:80% WHEN, IN FACT, I WAS A BEAUTIFUL 00:09:32.138 --> 00:09:33.139 line:10% position:15% size:10% MAN. 00:09:33.205 --> 00:09:34.740 line:74% position:48% size:75% >> I SEE. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 00:09:34.807 --> 00:09:36.409 line:74% position:50% size:78% >> WELL, FIRST THEY ENLARGED MY 00:09:36.475 --> 00:09:37.710 line:85% position:40% size:60% CLITORIS WITH ANDROGENIC 00:09:37.777 --> 00:09:38.544 line:85% position:23% size:23% HORMONES. 00:09:38.611 --> 00:09:39.879 line:74% position:45% size:70% THEN THEY FASHIONED MY LABIA 00:09:39.946 --> 00:09:41.414 line:85% position:43% size:63% INTO A MAKESHIFT SCROTUM. 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:43.883 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ VOMITS ] 00:09:43.950 --> 00:09:45.051 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> LIFE'S A CRAZY RIDE, 00:09:45.117 --> 00:09:46.419 line:85% position:50% size:68% ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE YOUR 00:09:46.485 --> 00:09:47.386 line:85% position:33% size:43% URETHRA REROUTED. 00:09:47.453 --> 00:09:48.654 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> [ VOMITS ] 00:09:48.721 --> 00:09:50.756 line:74% position:50% size:80% SAD FATES FOR BELOVED CHARACTERS 00:09:50.823 --> 00:09:52.358 line:85% position:40% size:58% FROM SUCH A RECENT ERA. 00:09:52.425 --> 00:09:54.427 line:74% position:50% size:78% LET US FOREVER HOLD THEM IN OUR 00:09:54.493 --> 00:09:55.194 line:85% position:20% size:18% HEARTS. 00:09:55.261 --> 00:09:56.562 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> DINNER IS SERVED! 00:09:56.629 --> 00:09:57.396 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> DAD? 00:09:57.463 --> 00:09:59.732 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> THIS...STILL HAS A FACE ON 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:00.566 line:85% position:15% size:8% IT. 00:10:00.633 --> 00:10:02.501 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> [ Echoing ] E-E-E-E-E-E-E! 00:10:02.568 --> 00:10:03.903 line:85% position:43% size:63% [ MID-TEMPO CHINESE MUSIC 00:10:03.970 --> 00:10:05.905 line:85% position:20% size:18% PLAYS ]