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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL, OUR
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STORY ENDS.
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YOU TAKE THE RED PILL, YOU STAY
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IN WONDERLAND, AND I SHOW YOU
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HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES.
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>> [ GULPS ]
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>> OH, HELLO, RABBIT HOLE.
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>> CY-KILL IS ON OUR TAIL,
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SCOOTER.
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WE NEED TO GO FASTER.
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>> [ Chuckling ] NO PROBLEM,
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LEADER-1.
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INITIATING WALKER MODE!
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HOLD ONTO YOUR GO-BUTT!
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>> LET'S CUT THIS SKETCH.
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>> WELP, THEY CUT NASA's BUDGET
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AGAIN!
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EARLY RETIREMENT WITH NO
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BENEFITS!
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I -- I-I THINK I MIGHT BE HAVING
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A BREAKDOWN, JEANNIE.
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>> OH, NO!
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DOES MASTER NEED A BACK RUB?
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>> ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
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MASTER NEEDS A DAMN MINUTE TO
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HIMSELF!
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>> HMPH!
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MAYBE I'LL JUST SPEND THE NIGHT
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IN MY BOTTLE.
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>> YOUR BOTTLE'S GONNA SPEND THE
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NIGHT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T
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CONJURE UP SOME WHISKEY AND A
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FISTFUL OF PILLS!
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
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[ BOING! ]
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[ GULPING ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, MAIN BOOSTERS ARE
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READY FOR A "GO."
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING FOR A
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LAUNCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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[ ALARM BEEPS ]
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UH, HOLD ON.
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UH, CHARLIE DELTA, THERE APPEARS
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TO BE A GIANT OLD-TIMEY LOLLIPOP
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WITH AN ERECTION APPROACHING
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YOUR SHUTTLE.
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BE ON AWARE.
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>> [ GIGGLING ]
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>> [ Slurring ] I'M HERE FOR MY
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EXIT INTERVIEW, SPACE [BLEEP]
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>> MASTER! OH, PLEASE!
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>> PLEASE WISH FOR IT TO START
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RAINING EYEBALLS?!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU GOT IT!
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>> GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE SOME
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WEATHER.
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>> I AM MICTECACIHUATL, THE
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AZTEC GODDESS OF DEATH!
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>> AAH!
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[ BOTH ROARING ]
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>> UH, MISSION CONTROL, WE HAVE
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A VISUAL ON THE CAST OF
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"GOOD TIMES" CHEWING ON THE FUEL
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CABLE FOR THRUSTER THREE.
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JIMMIE "J.J." "KID DY-NO-MITE"
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WALKER IS ALMOST THROUGH THE
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INSULATION.
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CAN YOU CONFIRM? OVER.
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>> NEGATIVE, CHARLIE DELTA.
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ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE WITH A
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SENTIENT VICTORIAN DOLL, OVER.
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>> [ DEEP BELLOW ]
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>> I NOW KNOW WHAT HELL SOUNDS
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LIKE.
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RECOMMEND A TACTICAL NUCLEAR
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STRIKE AT MY POSITION.
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TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM.
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>> OH, THERE, THERE, MASTER.
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>> [ Chuckling ] YES.
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A GIANT BUTT!
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OH, I SHOWED THEM ALL, DIDN'T I?
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>> OH.
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>> DID YOU BRING THE MONEY?
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>> IT'S RIGHT HERE.
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IT'S ALL THERE, YOU SON OF A
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BITCH -- $5 MILLION IN BEARER
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BONDS.
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NOW GIVE ME MY SON!
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>> [ WHISTLES ]
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>> JAYDEN!
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>> DADDY!
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>> THANK GOD!
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>> OKAY, GUESS WE'RE ALL DONE
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HERE.
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>> OKAY. YEAH. I-I GUESS WE ARE.
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>> UNLESS YOU WENT TO THE
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[BLEEP] COPS!
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>> YOU SAID NO COPS.
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IS SOME [BLEEP] SNIPER GONNA
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KILL ME THE SECOND I WALK AWAY?
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>> NO.
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IS THERE A [BLEEP] TRACE IN
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THIS BRIEFCASE?
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>> NO.
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ARE YOU JUST GONNA KIDNAP MY SON
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AGAIN LATER?
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>> WHY WOULD I?
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I HAVE $5 MILLION.
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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ANOTHER THRILLING TALE OF...
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>> BARK! BARK!
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>> YOU'RE DOING IT!
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>> BARK! BARK!
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>> GOOD GIRL, LASSIE!
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OH, YOU BITCH!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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APOLOGIES, MY DEAR.
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IT'S...KIND OF WHAT I AM KNOWN
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FOR.
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>> DADDY, HOW DO THEY GET THE
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CORK IN THE BOTTLE?
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>> WELL, ABIGAIL...
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>> UNGH! AAAAAH!
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[ CRIES ]
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>> STOP CRYING AND TELL LIES!
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>> A-ABIGAIL IS A GOOD LITTLE
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GIRL!
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>> UNGH! AAAAAH!
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>> [ Voice breaking ] W-WHAT?
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>> YEP.
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PINOCCHIO MUST HAVE READ YOUR
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DIARY.
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[ MID-TEMPO R&B MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> WHOO!
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>> ♪ EVERYTHING IN THIS JUNGLE
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WANNA EAT YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ I CAN'T BLAME 'EM, 'CAUSE YOU
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LOOK SO FINE ♪
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♪ I WANT TO GIVE YOU SEXUAL
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RABIES ♪
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>> ♪ SEXUAL RABIES ♪
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>> ♪ GIMME THAT SWEET, SWEET
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MONKEY VAGINE ♪
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♪ THOUGH I WANT TO PUT YOUR
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PELVIS IN TRACTION ♪
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♪ ON PANDORA, THE MAIN
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ATTRACTION IS ♪
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] ♪
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>> WHOO!
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] YEAH ♪
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>> WHOO!
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] ♪
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>> ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU WON'T SEE
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RABBIT SEX IN
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"THE LORD OF THE RINGS" ♪
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♪ SMACK HER IN THE ASS WITH YOUR
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PONYTAIL THING ♪
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♪ JAKE SULLY WAS A SOLDIER IN A
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BAD POSITION ♪
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♪ HE WON'T BE SCORING WITH THAT
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SPINAL CONDITION ♪
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♪ THEY PUT HIM IN A BODY WITH A
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TAIL AND FANGS ♪
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♪ AND WHAT WE ARE PRESUMING IS
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AN ♪
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>> ♪ INDIGO WANG ♪
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>> ♪ NOW HE'S GONNA NAIL ALL THE
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BEAVER HE WANNA ♪
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♪ WHILE THE ANIMATORS SPANK IT
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TO ZOE ZALDANA-A-A ♪
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♪ AND NOW WE'VE GOT ♪
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] ♪
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>> WHOO!
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] YEAH ♪
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>> WHOO!
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] ♪
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>> ♪ BLUE RABBITS [BLEEP] ♪
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EVERYWHERE! ♪
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>> AND NOW A WORD FROM
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JAMES CAMERON.
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>> ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK!
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>> ♪ THIS WHOLE PLANET'S GOT
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[BLEEP] STENCH ♪
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♪ YOU CAN SMELL IT ON THE
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OTHER -- ♪
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>> YAY!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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GOT TO GO!
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[ FARTS ]
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>> AND THAT'S WHY BOTTLED WATER
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IS AN $8 BILLION INDUSTRY.
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>> GETTING IT CLEAN.
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>> I'M SORRY, TWIKI.
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YOU HAVE DIABETE-BETE-BETES.
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>> THIS LASIK PROCEDURE
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SHOULDN'T TAKE VERY LONG, FRED.
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THE SUCCESS RATE IS VERY, VERY
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LOW.
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>> YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?
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MY LAST JOB WAS GIVING LATE-TERM
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ABORTIONS TO UNWED TEENS.
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
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>> DEAN PROFFITT, SINCE YOU KNEW
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THAT WEALTHY SOCIALITE HAD
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AMNESIA, YOUR ACTIONS AMOUNT TO
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KIDNAPPING, FORCED SERVITUDE,
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AND RAPE.
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THE COURT SENTENCES YOU TO
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DEATH.
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>> [ Chuckling ] OH! HEY, HEY!
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LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, YOU CAN GO.
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>> WHOO-HOO!
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[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]
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>> I'VE HAD THE BEST TIME
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TONIGHT.
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>> ME TOO.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN JENNIFER SAID SHE
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HAD A CUTE FRIEND, I HAD NO IDEA
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SHE'D BE A SILVERHAWK.
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>> LET'S, UM...
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SKIP DESSERT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> THAT IS SO HOT!
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[ CLANK! ]
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HOW DO I TAKE YOUR ARMOR OFF?
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>> ARMOR?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S MY BODY.
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>> [ Chuckling ] W-WHAT?
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>> PARTLY METAL, PARTLY REAL?
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IT'S IN OUR THEME SONG.
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>> OH. YEAH.
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I-I, UH...SO, WELL -- SO HOW DO
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WE?
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>> JUST POUND ON MY CROTCH WITH
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THIS BALL-PEEN HAMMER.
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[ CLANGING ]
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>> OH, YES! YES!
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>> YEAH? AM I DOING IT?
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>> HARDER! DO IT! OKAY! YES!
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>> ALL RIGHT. I'M SWINGING IT.
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YEAH, YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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IS THIS DOING SOMETHING?
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OW! OH, PISS ON IT!
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I HIT MY THUMB!
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[ CLANGING IN DISTANCE ]
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>> Shh. DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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>> I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME
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NOW.
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>> ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER
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INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE?
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>> All: YEAH!
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>> CASPER?
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>> OH, NO. IT'S MY MOM.
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>> OH, MY GOD! CASPER!
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YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME!
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>> NO, MOM.
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I CAME BACK TO HAVE FUN
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ADVENTURES WITH MY NEW FRIENDS.
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DUH.
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>> NEW FRIENDS?
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CASPER, I'VE BEEN CRYING EVERY
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DAY FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS!
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[ Crying ] WHY'D YOU HAVE TO
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PLAY BY THE POOL, CASPER?!
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>> COME ON, GUYS.
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LET'S DITCH THIS WET BLANKET AND
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PLAY!
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>> [ CACKLES ]
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THIS NEXT TALE OF TERROR FOLLOWS
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THE UNUSUAL DEATH OF ONE
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CHET MASTERSON, WHO -- WAIT A
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MINUTE.
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I KNEW A CHET MASTERSON.
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CAN WE FIND OUT IF...I-IT'S THE
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SAME ONE?
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NO, I GUESS THAT WAS A COUPLE
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MONTHS AGO.
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HE'S DEAD? YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
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NO. NO. I CAN'T DO THIS, GUYS.
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IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.
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I KNEW HIM.
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NO! [BLEEP] YOU, JERRY!
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I'M NOT READING IT!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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"DEBBIE DOES DALLAS"?
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"TABOO"?
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THE COLLECTED WORKS OF
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EVA ANGELINA!
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FINALLY, I HAVE TIME -- ALL THE
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TIME IN THE WORLD!
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[ SNAP ]
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OOH! OOP!
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NO.
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THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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THERE WAS TIME NOW.
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THERE WAS FINALLY TIME!
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>> NOW, JOES, KEEP YOUR FACES
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RIGHT IN THE DIRT AND --
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[ SNIFFS ]
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OH! WHAT THE HELL?!
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THIS SMELLS LIKE DOG [BLEEP]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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DUKE, LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST ROLLED
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CRAPS!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> DOO-DOO HEAD!
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[ FREEDOM SCREECHES ]
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>> HEY!
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[ POLLY SQUAWKS ]
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HEY!
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[ WOLF GROWLS ]
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HEY!
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ALL RIGHT, JOES.
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WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO, SO --
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[ SPLASH ]
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AW, A CAT PISSED IN MY HELMET!
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>> SORRY, DUKE.
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THAT WAS MY SIDEKICK, CAT SCAN.
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>> WHY IS EVERYONE BRINGING
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ANIMALS INTO THE PIT?!
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>> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN THE
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HANDBOOK, DUKE -- ONE ANIMAL PER
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JOE.
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU MEAN WE ALL GET A PET?
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[ EXCITED INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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[ ENGINES RUMBLE ]
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>> THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
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DUKE TO GUNG-HO, YOU BETTER BE
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READY.
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>> READY, DUKE.
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THESE COBRAS WON'T KNOW WHAT --
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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
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QUIET, DUMBOLAYA!
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FOR THE LOVE OF --
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DUMBO!
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>> OH, THE SNEAK ATTACK IS
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BLOWN.
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ALL JOES ATTACK!
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>> HERE WE GO, STINK BOMB.
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LET'S ROAST SOME SNAKES.
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[ FLAMETHROWER WHOOSHES ]
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[ SKUNK SCREECHES ]
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>> NO! THIS CAN'T BE GOING ON!
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OH, ME BONES!
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OH, THEY'RE TORCHIN' ME BONES!
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I'VE TORCHED MY OWN BONES!
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>> EAT THROWING STAR, COBRA
00:10:03.402 --> 00:10:04.837 line:85% position:18% size:13%
SCUM.
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[ DOG BARKS ]
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LUMPY, NO!
00:10:10.309 --> 00:10:12.311 line:85% position:28% size:35%
[ DOG WHINES ]
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>> ROSES ARE RED, PANSIES ARE
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ORANGE.
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I LOVE KILLING COBRAS -- OW!
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> OH, NO! THE ANIMALS!
00:10:26.192 --> 00:10:27.326 line:85% position:40% size:58%
THE ANIMALS HAVE RUINED
00:10:27.393 --> 00:10:28.027 line:85% position:25% size:28%
EVERYTHING!
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>> NO, DUKE.
00:10:28.828 --> 00:10:30.229 line:85% position:48% size:73%
THERE'S STILL ONE MORE PET --
00:10:30.296 --> 00:10:32.064 line:85% position:18% size:13%
MINE.
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[ WHALE CALLS ]
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[ CRASH ]
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>> DEEP SIX, THAT'S MEDAL OF
00:10:38.838 --> 00:10:40.106 line:85% position:45% size:68%
HONOR MATERIAL RIGHT THERE.
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OH, LOOK OUT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> IN YOUR FACE, EVERYONE WHO
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SAID I WAS USELESS!
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[ UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
00:11:03.662 --> 00:11:04.964 line:85% position:48% size:73%
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE
00:11:05.031 --> 00:11:06.032 line:85% position:30% size:38%
CLUBBING, DUDE?
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>> I'M ONLY 25.
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I HAVE PROGERIA.
00:11:08.968 --> 00:11:11.904 line:85% position:25% size:28%
[ CACKLES ]
00:11:11.971 --> 00:11:13.839 line:85% position:43% size:63%
I'M NOT GETTING IN, AM I?